Lmao do you remember when people were excited about this piece of shit?

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    • #378358
      Anonymous
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      Lmao do you remember when people were excited about this piece of shit?

    • #378359
      Anonymous
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      >Lmao do you remember when people were excited about this piece of shit?

      • #378373
        Anonymous
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        • #378375
          Anonymous
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          lol I look like this and say this tho

    • #378360
      Anonymous
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      Yeah me right now fucker

    • #378361
      Anonymous
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      People still are

    • #378362
      Anonymous
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      Day of the drift soon, tendie

      • #378364
        Anonymous
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        Wtf thatโ€™s literally me

    • #378363
      Anonymous
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    • #378365
      Anonymous
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      time for the hourly tendie cope thread

    • #378366
      Anonymous
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      have fun with it exploding in your hands faggot

    • #378367
      Anonymous
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      I need to ask, who is out of school(any level) and still playing games outside of your home? Handhelds are for actual children and if you see someone playing one outside they deserve to be laughed at

      • #378369
        Anonymous
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        If you’re an adult and you’re laughing at other people, you’re a manchild

        • #378376
          Anonymous
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          How small is your penis that you care about that shit?

          […]
          I’m going to get one and it’s going to do exactly what I expect it to do, play video games.

          If you’re out and about it should be at work or meeting friends/family. If you are that mentally disabled that you can’t be away from your game for a few hours, you are pathetic

          • #378377
            Anonymous
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            >should
            No

          • #378389
            Anonymous
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            The only ones with mental disabilities are those who can’t stand seeing other people enjoy themselves however they please. Meaning you. Go seek help before you start shooting up a school

            • #378392
              Anonymous
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              At that point why even go out if you aren’t going to enjoy anything that is actually out there(nature, other people, etc..)? You are instead choosing to enjoy something that you could enjoy better within your home. Also,
              >start shooting up a school
              And I’m the one with issues?

      • #378372
        Anonymous
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        How small is your penis that you care about that shit?

        […]

        I’m going to get one and it’s going to do exactly what I expect it to do, play video games.

      • #378383
        Anonymous
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        I like playing with handhelds on the couch or in my bedroom.
        That’s all.

      • #378407
        Anonymous
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        I used to when I had girlfriend, she used to take much time to get out of her house so I played with my vita or 3ds while I waited in my car. nowadays only when I travel or cook something that requires hours

      • #378417
        Anonymous
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        i just want one so i can play games while lying down. comfy times

    • #378368
      Anonymous
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      SOON

      • #378411
        Anonymous
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        That’s God damn bullshit, I literally preordered my Steamdeck at opening and got placed in the Q1 2022 list.

        • #378418
          Anonymous
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          You’re only December if you got your order in the first five minutes or so and weren’t stopped by the extreme instability after the first minute. I was too slow and ended up placing my order 18m in, resulting in a Q1 date

    • #378370
      Anonymous
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      Yes, I remember today.

    • #378371
      Anonymous
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      I wonder if we can just open it up and throw in a bigger SSD
      Not exactly excited about the idea of having to run games off an SD card

    • #378379
      Anonymous
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      Convince me to buy it, bros. I want one deep down, but I can’t think of a logical reason as to why I shouldn’t just get a cheap gaymen laptop instead.

      • #378380
        Anonymous
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        because you can emulate BotW for 1 hour before you need to recharge, compared to the 6 hour battery life of the switch.

        • #378386
          Anonymous
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          The Steam Deck or laptop? The Steam Deck is said to have a battery like of 7-8 hours, not sure how low it will go when emulating BOTW on Cemu/Yuzu/Ryujinx

          • #378387
            Anonymous
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            >battery like of 7-8 hours
            maybe idle, but the average usecase is gonna be more like 2-4 hours

            • #378388
              Anonymous
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              Have to wait and see I guess

              • #378390
                Anonymous
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                bro, you can do elementary school math to figure out what the battery life will be like. A 40W/H battery can’t bend the laws of physics

              • #378391
                Anonymous
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                that is some nice cope you got going.

                when any handheld is doing more than just being on it drains the battery a lot faster than marketed, now you factor in something like emulation, that battery is going to get drained faster than blizzard destroyed all goodwill with their company.

                • #378393
                  Anonymous
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                  We know the max TDP. The battery can’t really go lower than 2 hours even if the SoC is pulling a constant 15W.

                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY0EQYPOno8

                  It only pulls 9-12W on the aya neo. Both use similar Zen 2s. The deck will probably get 2 1/2 to 3 hours on CEMU.

                  • #378394
                    Anonymous
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                    at least you should be within range to charge it, since you NEETs won’t leave your basements anyways while playing it.

                    or you all might be the type to drag it into a park on a nice sunny day, and sit there playing Monster Prom

                    • #378395
                      Anonymous
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                      are you finished with your random shitposting cope now?

                      • #378396
                        Anonymous
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                        why are you so upset?

                        if it were so great you should actually be happy, since you will prove people like me wrong.

                        your insecurity is showing.

                      • #378398
                        Anonymous
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                        I’m not sure if you’re being intentionally obtuse, but you’re at least retarded

                        t. rando mcAnon

                      • #378399
                        Anonymous
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                        weird projection coming from a tendie so nervous over this thing you have to go out of your way to try to shit up threads about it

                      • #378401
                        Anonymous
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                        why would I be nervous over the sneed deck?

                        i just like how easily people get triggered over you saying the smallest mean thing about their new toy.

                        who said i am a tendie? that sounds like some kind of weird projection, that anyone that bad mouths the steam machine 2.0 is automatically a tendie.

                        obsessed much?

                      • #378402
                        Anonymous
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                        >who said i am a tendie?
                        you did

                        because you can emulate BotW for 1 hour before you need to recharge, compared to the 6 hour battery life of the switch.

                        This is pure tendie copeposting.

                        >why would I be nervous over the sneed deck?
                        I don’t know, but your deranged posts indicate that it’s living rent free in your head.

                      • #378410
                        Anonymous
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                        lol dumb bing bing cultist busted. I sincerely hope they all rot in hell the subhumans.

                      • #378413
                        Anonymous
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                        >emulated $60 games that outsold bloodborne
                        Based

                      • #378414
                        Anonymous
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                        Point proven. Bing bing cultists are absolute subhumans.

                      • #378415
                        Anonymous
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                        >IM SILLY
                        lol switch really did a number on Ganker

                      • #378416
                        Anonymous
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                        Nintendo really did a number skull fucking you into becoming their little bitch.

                      • #378420
                        Anonymous
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                        Totally a normal response from a normal adult. Cheers.

                      • #378425
                        Anonymous
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                        >says the normal adult playing bing bing wahoo

                      • #378419
                        Anonymous
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                        >fishine/hirame face

                        Based

                • #378409
                  Anonymous
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                  Dumb retard. Emulation is way less taxing on battery than native PC gaming

      • #378381
        Anonymous
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        gaming laptops aren’t as portable as a handheld, but if you cant figure out why you should buy one then don’t

      • #378382
        Anonymous
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        Do you want to have kids one day?

        https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5219578/

    • #378384
      Anonymous
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      Imagine getting a PC that’s even less powerful than a console.

    • #378385
      Anonymous
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      Too expensive for NEETs like me.

    • #378397
      Anonymous
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      Cringe thread

    • #378400
      Anonymous
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      i’m STILL excited for it. I WILL CONSOOOOM

    • #378403
      Anonymous
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      >500 canadian dollarydoos for the base model
      mmmaybe
      big maybe

    • #378404
      Anonymous
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      still am, tranny

    • #378405
      Anonymous
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      BITCHES DONT KNOW BOUT MY EXCLUSIVE CARRYING

      C A S E

      A

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    • #378406
      Anonymous
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      Yes, because I still am.

    • #378408
      Anonymous
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      Still am, though admittedly I’d be far more excited about a variant of it without the PC attached, I just want the control scheme for my desktop PC.

    • #378412
      Anonymous
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      No

    • #378421
      Anonymous
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      >Lmao do you remember when people were excited about this piece of shit?
      Why yes, right now.
      My Steam Deck game playlist grows bigger and bigger each day.

    • #378422
      Anonymous
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      8W4Y8

    • #378423
      Anonymous
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      I am but I’m waiting for it to actually come out, I try not to overhype myself as much nowadays

    • #378424
      Anonymous
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      i dont have to, seethers remind me every day to keep building my nintendo roms collection in preperation

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