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    • #418849
      Anonymous
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      look out Ganker Count Dracula is backula and he’s coming to take over the whole world, however none of the Belmont family and associates are around, so the last vidya character you played as must brave the dark depths of his castle and defeat the king of vampires. Can they survive this horrible night?!?!

    • #418850
      Sage
      Guest

      What a coincidence. Shes also not an associate.

    • #418851
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Sonic the Hedgehog
      Just by going off game mechanics BTFOs Castlevania. If we are going off lore for both, Sonic either BTFOs with his Super form or gets BTFO by the Avatar of Chaos’ power of dominance and becomes just another soul that enpowers the Dark Lord.

      • #418853
        Anonymous
        Guest

        *Just going off game mechanics Sonic BTFOs Castlevania*

    • #418852
      Anonymous
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      Sekiro. yeah I’ll be fine, FromSoft basically makes 3D castlevania games anyway

    • #418854
      Anonymous
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      >dex bow and dagger char on dark souls 3

      I think she would do great, and just use the items for the really annoying enemies.

    • #418855
      Anonymous
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      >Balthier-Ulhan/Machinist
      Feel like he’s got a shot.

    • #418856
      Anonymous
      Guest

      He never met the Belmonts, so he’s good.

      • #418876
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Is that new collection that released come with enhanced graphics or sound? Or is it just straight up Advance games?

        • #418878
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Music was enhanced but straight ports otherwise.

        • #418879
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Basically just the original games with some "gadgets" feature

    • #418858
      Anonymous
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      What is a man?

      • #418859
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Baby don’t hurt me.

    • #418860
      Anonymous
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      >Ryunosuke Naruhodo
      He has a sword but he’s just a nerd, I think he’s toast sadly

    • #418864
      Anonymous
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      >Tainted Keeper

      Depends on how stocked the castle’s item shop is.

    • #418865
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Trevor Belmont and Sypha
      Dracula’s fucking toast

    • #418866
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >my holy slut from pathfinder
      I dunno man, my man Drac is probably lvl 20 and above, she’s probably gonna be turned into a concubine

      • #418871
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Dracula definitely has Epic/Mythic levels. Being the avatar of a God does that.

        • #418872
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Yeah
          on the other hand, he gets whooped around by pretty boys with whips multiple times around so who knows
          Someone might say vampire killer was an important factor, but Alucard did it as well, although as I understand it Dracula was kind of weakened at the time because he had just returned

          • #418874
            Anonymous
            Guest

            The games don’t really pay much heed to what exactly is needed to put the Count down as he’s been slain by birds, books, wolf heads, swords, spears, whips that aren’t the Vampire Killer, etc.

            • #418929
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Thats gameplay which is different to lore

          • #418875
            Anonymous
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            Alucard could do it because his dad didn’t have enough time to really pick up steam (same reason other non-Belmonts can hold their own against him sometimes). And magical abilities can generally HURT him, but are never enough to put him down. The Vampire Killer is pretty consistently the universal monster slayer.

            • #418880
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >Alucard could do it because his dad didn’t have enough time to really pick up steam
              Dracula is canonically weaker whenever he gets revived before the 100 year timer ends like in SoTN or Harmony of Dissonance.

              I think Dracula was at full power during CV3, the first GB game with Christopher, RoB, Bloodlines, and The Demon Castle War of 1999 (which sadly hasn’t gotten a game yet and likely won’t but it is when Dracula was at his most powerful).

          • #418877
            Anonymous
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            >on the other hand, he gets whooped around by pretty boys with whips multiple times around so who knows
            Lore wise, they have a holy bloodline that keeps on getting stronger with each generation, espeically after it recieves Belnades witch magic infusions with Sypha and Juste’s mother marrying into the family. The Vampire Whip is especially effective against Dracula because it is simaetously a holy and dark weapon due to it housing the soul of pure woman who was in the process of turning into a vampire after being bitten.

            >Alucard did it as well, although as I understand it Dracula was kind of weakened at the time because he had just returned
            Alucard has holy powers and properties thanks to his mother and her bloodline and is partially powered by chaos (Dracula’s power source) as well.

            • #418882
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Turning Dracula’s powers against him (like Shanoa and Hector did too) seems to be the more effective way to kick his ass when you’re not being helped by someone with the VK

          • #418881
            Anonymous
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            • #418931
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Actually alucard has "the power of the sire" which is probably a weak version of dominus

          • #418928
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >Dracula was kind of weakened at the time because he had just returned
            Yeh three years ago and didn’t even try to hurt him that much so he probably just probably threw the fight

      • #418915
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Tranny game, your character kills himself

    • #418867
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Scout TF2
      Ooh, da Lord-a-Vampires, huh? No wonder you suck so bad!

      • #418956
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >no wonder you suck so bad

    • #418868
      Anonymous
      Guest

      No contest.

    • #418869
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Count Dracula backwards is Alucard Tnouc

    • #418870
      Anonymous
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      >Laharl
      I don’t think he’d like the competition, but I think the gunslinging overlord will be fine.

    • #418873
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Dracula! I am backula to lay the smackula like great grandpa trevor. Whippin’ hearts, inhaling zombie farts I’ll find your body parts and I’ll put you back together!

    • #418884
      Anonymous
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    • #418885
      Anonymous
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      >Watermelon Samus
      Dracula is about to understand how his victims feel when he drains them dry.

    • #418886
      Anonymous
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      Eric from bloodline before that Liu Bei
      Think he’d do just fine

    • #418892
      Anonymous
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      Assuming she gets to keep all the energy and upgrades she has with 100% items…

      If she flips out and goes Metroid suit or uses her siphoning power then Dracula is probably toast.

      Even without, she is primarily ranged and doesn’t have the typical Belmont handicap of getting into whip range. I’m not sure where Dracula stands vs. non-blessed weaponry, but fully upgraded, Samus’s beam fires barrages of electrified, wall-piercing, armor-melting plasma. The missile upgrades mean she could probably handle any hellfire or mist attacks, screw attack means she’s dangerous in melee, and if all else fails, power bombs can be used to wipe out projectiles and injure Drac.

      What it boils down to is how fast and efficient Dracula’s regeneration is against plasma weaponry and cryogenic explosives. Yes, Dracula has strength, speed, teleportation and a slew of magical attacks, but it doesn’t seem to be anything Samus hasn’t handled before.

    • #418894
      Anonymous
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      Sora wins, but by talking some sense into Dracula over Lisa’s death.

      Probably with something along the lines of "Would she want this?"

      • #418898
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Wouldn’t work, Dracula still attacked Alucard in SotN and went right back to attempted genocide in his next revival.

        • #418980
          Anonymous
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          Sora wins, but by talking some sense into Dracula over Lisa’s death.

          Probably with something along the lines of "Would she want this?"

          The keyblade’s light properties are probably holy enough that Sora wouldn’t need to try talk no jutsu. Time to be defeated by a mere child AGAIN

    • #418895
      Anonymous
      Guest

      He ain’t ready for the ass fucking that awaits him at the other extreme of Lethe.

    • #418897
      Anonymous
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      >omnipotent city builder man

      So city builder man would spam high rises around Dracula’s castle to raise the property value then increase the tax rate until it bankrupts him. Then afterwords the high rises will be replaced with heavy industries and raised freeways next to the castle to drive down the property value so he can’t make any money from the sale.

      Then city builder man will drop an entire park on his ass while Dracula is living on the street.

    • #418900
      Anonymous
      Guest

      This just made me realize Castlevania would make for a decent Mystery Dungeon game.

    • #418901
      Anonymous
      Guest

      easy

    • #418905
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Soma in the DS castlevania
      He should be fine

    • #418906
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It’s going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • #418908
      Anonymous
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      >One who gains strength and powers from shadows VS the prince of darkness
      That would be interesting to see.

    • #418910
      Anonymous
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    • #418917
      Anonymous
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      >XIV WoL
      Dracula is toast, this is like late ARR end of threat levels.

    • #418918
      Anonymous
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      For me, that would be Mega Man X. I’m pretty sure X can fuck up Dracula without even taking damage.

    • #418919
      Anonymous
      Guest

      A genuinely good match up

    • #418920
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Drac ain’t got no chance, my boy is made of steel
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5PqPUtgclg

      • #418927
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Their first and fourth fights were the best imo, the second and third were too one-sided and way too soon after the first fight.

    • #418921
      Anonymous
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      Dracula doesn’t come back until 2035, and even then the teenager he tries to overtake fends him off instead, then does it again.

      • #418936
        Anonymous
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        Yeah dracula made the mistake of transferring over his powers BEFORE transferring his mind over. Didn’t quite think that one through.

        • #418938
          Anonymous
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          It was one and the same attempted by Chaos, and the powers split upon Dracula’s destruction in 1999.

    • #418923
      Anonymous
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      He might have a chance if he managed to persuade Merasmus to aid him in some capacity but outside of that, I don’t believe a back stab or a bullet is enough to kill him. Invisibility and a disguise won’t do dick either.

    • #418924
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >The Nevevarine which I based on a Thai pornstar I was watching
      Drac is fucked.

    • #418926
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’d genuinely like to see that

    • #418933
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Spectral shield throw, bleed gladiator from path of exile
      Throwing shields to make enemies bleed then explode sounds very apt for a castlevania game. And yes, I’ll be fine. I have capped block chances

    • #418934
      Anonymous
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      Certainly has a chance.

    • #418935
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’m coming for that ass you pasty fuck.

    • #418939
      Anonymous
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      I think I might be fine, but I played the Sim-Mode last
      but I guess the angel can also handle it

    • #418940
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Last Game I played was SotN
      >One before that was Melty Blood Type Lumina
      Kohaku’s gonna fuck Drac’s day up

    • #418941
      Anonymous
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    • #418943
      Anonymous
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      >Samus

      She’ll be fine. She probably has the blood of Belmonts running through her veins anyway.

      • #418944
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Half human, half Chozo, half Phazon, half Metroid, half Belmont
        That girl’s DNA has been through more abuse than April O’Neil’s.

        • #418945
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >abuse
          More like eugenics

    • #418947
      Anonymous
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      >Galamoth sees Dracula as an enemy
      >Dracula still lets him stay in his (inverted) castle
      I wonder if there’s any lore to explain this

      • #418948
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Dracula wasn’t present until the final boss fight in the Alucard part of the game. Shaft presumably had Galamoth there, or Galamoth moved in on his own.

    • #418949
      Anonymous
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      He does fine right up until he needs to do any platforming.
      Do you think the Clocktower has hookshot targets in it?

      • #418974
        Anonymous
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        Same but in this flavor, I picture a fun boss fight if anything

      • #419038
        Anonymous
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        Old castles were made with plenty of wooden support beams.

    • #418951
      Anonymous
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      • #418964
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Ganondorf wins.
        Chaos>Triforce of Power. Hell Chaos>Complete Triforce.

    • #418953
      Anonymous
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      >Sleeps in bed before entering room
      >breaks in to the room with multiple TNT’s via the roof
      >cause dracula to burn up and also jump critting.
      Skill issue.

    • #418957
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >my FFXIV character
      would body the succlord but won’t ever reach him due to the platforming involved

    • #418959
      Anonymous
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      >Plague Knight

      Yeah we are fucked.

    • #418961
      Anonymous
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      backula xdd

    • #418967
      Anonymous
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      He’s likely to do a better job at it too
      >IMMORTALITY SEVERED

    • #418969
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How vulnerable is Dracula to AIM-9M Sidewinders?

    • #418970
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Metroid 1 Samus

      I think she’d be fine.

    • #418972
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Ahhhhhh shit here we go again.

    • #418976
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >none of the Belmont family and associates are around
      >the last vidya character you played as must brave the dark depths of his castle and defeat the king of vampires
      What if in my case these conditions contradict each other…?

    • #418978
      Anonymous
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      >Armor King vs Dracula
      It’s going to be kino

    • #418983
      Anonymous
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      >so the last vidya character you played
      So Johnny Morris? Ezpz.

    • #418985
      Anonymous
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      >Aria of Sorrow

      I don’t think this is gonna work, OP.

    • #418992
      Anonymous
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      The animated show had best Dracula.

      • #418998
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >The animated show had the worst Dracula.
        ftfy

      • #419001
        Anonymous
        Guest

        If the first episode was the only one sure, but him being a pissy depressed toddler instead of the egotistical charismatic chad he usually is was a fucking disgrace.

    • #418994
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >The animated show had best Dracula.

      • #419000
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The show in general has the best writing and tone. It feels well enough in tone with the old Hammer Horror ripoffs without feeling dated, it takes some of the animesque weeb parts without being obnoxious, and it doesn’t go full Hollywood jank with it like Lords of Shadow did.

        • #419006
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >The show in general has the best writing and tone.
          No, absolutely not.

          • #419014
            Anonymous
            Guest

            New Isaac has issues, but is he any worse off than Issac classic?

            • #419015
              Anonymous
              Guest

              makes my blood boil to this day this flaming faggot nearly killed Trevor, fuck that entire game

              • #419030
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >The show in general has the best writing and tone.
                No, absolutely not.

                The show Isaac had a metric ton of plot armor so Trevor was lucky the writer forgot to ever connect the storylines

            • #419032
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >but is he any worse off than Issac classic?
              The original Isaac was an antagonist to a story. NuIsaac was the protagonist of a C-Story resolved itself that branched from B-story that he has no business resolving which failed to connect to actual plot. Nu-Isaac doesn’t have a character arc; he has a character line.

              • #419041
                Anonymous
                Guest

                I see your point, and I do agree with new Issac having a poorly written story. Its all the worse due to him being a deuteragonist. I simply prefer the characteristics we were shown more. Both are literal fags, but at least the black one shows some fucking class. His story may be ass, but he’s more interesting to watch.

                • #419045
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  >Both are literal fags, but at least the black one shows some fucking class.
                  No, he is absolute pseud.
                  >His story may be ass, but he’s more interesting to watch.
                  Also, no. The writers were too in-love with this faggot to actually make him the antagonist and have a bad end. If he became the antagonist, his story would have served a purpose.
                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozvNlCGzwUQ
                  This is more entertaining than his Mary Sue bullshit where out classes everyone. Original Isaac got salty that Trevor is giving him a hard time.

                  • #419048
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    >pseud
                    I guess, but I’d rather watch that then mr k-pop leather pants reeeing.
                    >his story would have
                    As I said, his story is indeed shit. Literally the only reason I like him more is personality. The literally pretensions nignog he is, I like him more then stereotypical flamboyant emo bad guy. If classic issac was a turbo gay like the joke character in godhand, I’d have loved him, but hes not.
                    > Mary Sue bullshit
                    Its been over a decade since I’ve played Curse of Darkness, but didn’t Issac eventually beat Trevor in a duel, then nearly fatally stab him? Something about needing his blood?

                    • #419051
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      >didn’t Issac eventually beat Trevor in a duel, then nearly fatally stab him?
                      With a literal backstab.
                      >Literally the only reason I like him more is personality. The literally pretensions nignog he is, I like him more then stereotypical flamboyant emo bad guy.
                      If they didn’t make him Black and Muslim, the show wouldn’t be sucking his cock all of the time. I already get real life people doing that to evil joggers already.
                      If the show didn’t constantly put him in the right but kept his appearance and mannerism, I would be fine with him. Just make genocidal the fucker evil. He is objectively evil but the show is written by faggots who have no grasp of morality so the narrative is always on his side.

                      • #419054
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Really just sounds like you hate the story and not the character. Which is fine, because I agree. The story was fucking terrible. It constantly made us try to feel sympathetic, or down right like, straight cartoon villians like the vampire dykes or the femdom one. Your pic says it all.
                        >With a literal backstab.
                        I think I remember that now. Man, I need to play Curse and Lament again.

                      • #419060
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >Really just sounds like you hate the story and not the character.
                        No, I hate the character but I hate the story more. It isn’t like you can separate the two. You can’t put Bugs Bunny in a serious setting and expect not to look like a psychopath. Everything about Isaac is skindeep but so is everyone else in the show. They just say whatever the fuck is in their minds. All it took was establishing that vampires need specifically human blood to survive long term to know what Dracula was planning but Dracula’s motivations was spelled out at least 5 times. The "Agenda" is Isaac’s personality.

                        >He is just epitome of the worst aspect of the show
                        Him AND Hector are.

                        >Oh no! The chad with the echoing heroic voice in my dreams again punishing me for how I treat women. I must humiliate him.
                        That is true to an extent but no one was suppose to root for Hector. The show wanted me to hate him but they did it in such a clumsy way.

                      • #419070
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >It isn’t like you can separate the two
                        Its probably just me then, because I have an easier time doing that. If you don’t though, he sure is terrible. Even so, I still find his shit more entertaining then the emo’s. But that’s just me.
                        > no one was suppose to root for Hector
                        Cannot comprehend why. He’s what they shoved Issac into, the outcast who got lumped with drac but decided to be a better man, then eventually a hero. But he wasn’t their agenda, so BAM now you’re a beta with autism

                    • #419055
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      >Both are literal fags, but at least the black one shows some fucking class.
                      No, he is absolute pseud.
                      >His story may be ass, but he’s more interesting to watch.
                      Also, no. The writers were too in-love with this faggot to actually make him the antagonist and have a bad end. If he became the antagonist, his story would have served a purpose.
                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozvNlCGzwUQ
                      This is more entertaining than his Mary Sue bullshit where out classes everyone. Original Isaac got salty that Trevor is giving him a hard time.

                      I don’t even think that he is the worst character in the show. He is just epitome of the worst aspect of the show.

                      • #419057
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >He is just epitome of the worst aspect of the show
                        Him AND Hector are.

                • #419053
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  You are a complete retard. But that’s to be expectred from someone who unironically enjoys watching Shit Piss Cock: The Show.

        • #419008
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >The show in general has the best writing and tone.

          • #419021
            Anonymous
            Guest

            These people liked Lords of Shadow and probably own a Playstation 5:

            >The show in general has the best writing and tone.
            No, absolutely not.

            Hes just baiting m8

            >The show in general has the best writing and tone.

            >The animated show had best Dracula.

            https://i.imgur.com/jNzzcuS.png

            >The show in general has the best writing and tone.

            • #419022
              Anonymous
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              • #419027
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Why did you post that image?

            • #419024
              Anonymous
              Guest

              fucking retard

              • #419029
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Spotted the sonybro.

            • #419025
              Anonymous
              Guest

              I own a gaming LAPTOP and thats it. Lords of shadow was alright. Really good graphics and it ran at a consistent 60fps but the story was dumb.

        • #419012
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >The show in general has the best writing and tone.

    • #419003
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >The show in general has the best writing and tone.

      • #419004
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Hes just baiting m8

    • #419010
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Hes just baiting m8

    • #419034
      Anonymous
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    • #419036
      Anonymous
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      My generic dark elf sorceress lord from Total Warhammer. I’m gonna assume it’s just her rather than her whole army, but she has a personal dragon to fly on, every available shadow spell unlocked, HP regeneration fluffed as being the result of drinking hydra blood, and the "immortality" perk to come back later even if Dracula gets her down. I think she’d be okay.

    • #419040
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Easy

    • #419043
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Solid Snake
      If he comes prepared, then he’ll be fine considering Dracula isn’t that much weirder than the Foxhound unit or Dead Cell. If it’s OSP, then he’s potentially fucked.

    • #419046
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Yeah i think so.

    • #419058
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Hmmm… my current run Terraria character who just got to hell for the first time. Well, double jump, grapple hook, and rocket boots would make platforming way easier.
      The Hellfire sword, Hell Yoyo, and Water Scepter are real good. Power-wise, I don’t know how they compare to other Castlevania weapons, but they all have great range.
      The only problem really, is if only Vampire Killer can hurt Drac’. If so, we gotta find it first. And I don’t think Terraria has whips, so I don’t know how that’ll work.

    • #419062
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I think she’s gonna be alright.

    • #419064
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Bleeding Cool: You’re no stranger to working with previously established mythologies. What was it like working with Castlevania and how did you decide what part of its existing canon you wanted to put your unique spin on?

      >Warren Ellis: I have never played any of the games, never even looked at them. I wrote this entire show using Wikipedia and fanpages so I wasn’t really aware of any of that. When I was originally contacted, some 10 years ago, Kevin Kolde, our Executive Producer, pointed me at a specific part of the game’s sequence that he thought would make a good film (Note: This is the game Castlevania III: Dracula’s Curse). In absence of a better idea I dug in there and started pulling things out and pulling stuff out from other games and making some stuff up to fill it out.

      >It’s hard to think in terms of a mythos or canon when you’re talking about 8-bit sprites jumping around under one sentence. It’s not like there’s a lot of textual material there to dig at. I did what I could. I mostly went to the things it put me in mind of rather than the thing itself.
      >Once I did enough reading I realized how similar it was to the Hammer Horror movies that I grew up with. Many of which were set in Eastern Europe and many of which featured vampires. At some point I realized I was just doing my own Hammer Horror film.
      >I think you could argue that none of these places have been particularly well-served by Christian forces in the past, and it’s tempting to conceive of a sudden worldwide purge of the Christian disease from all the crevices it invaded. All other religions turning on Christianity at once. I, however, am an atheist, and I think all religions are criminal insanity to start with, though, so… Anyway. Interesting, I thought.

      • #419068
        Anonymous
        Guest

        There are multiple fucking NARRATIVES in Castlevania he could have used, but he didn’t because Warren Ellis is an uncaring hack who only enjoys taking shit that other people have developed and throwing everything they’ve made so he can push whatever edgy trite he wants in its place. The guy is the perfect example of why you should NEVER let capeshit writers anywhere near your properties, for any reason.

    • #419067
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Oh no

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