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October 15, 2021 at 4:01 am #418849
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Guestlook out Ganker Count Dracula is backula and he’s coming to take over the whole world, however none of the Belmont family and associates are around, so the last vidya character you played as must brave the dark depths of his castle and defeat the king of vampires. Can they survive this horrible night?!?!
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October 15, 2021 at 4:03 am #418850
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October 15, 2021 at 4:24 am #418857
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GuestThat dumb son of a bitch is going to empower Wario with one of his strongest fo-
>Wario Land 4
I-I mean, the bat form’s still invincible, so I mean…Putting aside whether which game specifically matters, I’m honestly convinced that Dracula doesn’t stand a chance, and that’s even if lore rules are in play. It’s literally canon that he doesn’t die simply because he doesn’t want to. What’s Drac going to do, set him on fire repeatedly? Maybe try to be smart and lock up Zombie Wario in a dark room? When was the last time you’ve seen Dracula actually even try to be a genius tactician?
I think OP was basically counting every other nonBelmont player character as well with "and associates", but yeah, she would do fine, and nice taste.
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October 15, 2021 at 4:36 am #418861
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GuestIn a twist of supreme irony, Wario would kill Dracula with a simple bite, the decades of garlic caked on his teeth combined with never brushing ensuring that each Mario-hating molar would be akin to Richter throwing out his ultra cross attack
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October 15, 2021 at 4:38 am #418863
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Guest>In a twist of supreme irony, Wario would kill Dracula with a simple bite, the decades of garlic caked on his teeth combined with never brushing ensuring that each Mario-hating molar would be akin to Richter throwing out his ultra cross attack
This Dracula can only be killed by holy weapons and/or his own power source being used against him.
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October 15, 2021 at 4:37 am #418862
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Guest>Putting aside whether which game specifically matters, I’m honestly convinced that Dracula doesn’t stand a chance, and that’s even if lore rules are in play. It’s literally canon that he doesn’t die simply because he doesn’t want to. What’s Drac going to do, set him on fire repeatedly? Maybe try to be smart and lock up Zombie Wario in a dark room? When was the last time you’ve seen Dracula actually even try to be a genius tactician?
Dracula is literally empowered by the explicit counterpart to God (who is implied to the Abrhamic version too boot). He wouldn’t need to kill Wario when he could just rip out his soul using his power of dominance. And as to why he doesn’t do that any of the Castlevania protagnoists who fight? It is because: they have a holy bloodline, have a strong connection to God, and/or drawing on the same powers as he is.-
October 15, 2021 at 5:47 am #418883
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October 15, 2021 at 6:18 am #418891
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GuestAlso, unless I missing sometime, I thought Metroid just drink life energy have no soul abilities no?
Oh, I thought you actually wanted to do a real "who would win" thread. My bad for biting I guess.
Maybe Ky Kiske would be Christian enough for you?-
October 15, 2021 at 6:29 am #418896
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GuestNot anymore, the weebfaggotry got to him by the second game
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October 15, 2021 at 6:47 am #418902
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Guest>Oh, I thought you actually wanted to do a real "who would win" thread. My bad for biting I guess.
>Maybe Ky Kiske would be Christian enough for you?
But I am debating in good faith anon. Like if Gorea or the Ing are basically Abrahamic God tier then I would agree with that Samus has hax to kill Dracula (assuming it is Light Suit Samus based on what you said).Besides the key point isn’t that christian magic is needed, put the power source has to keep pace with fucking Chaos.
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October 15, 2021 at 8:37 am #418922
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GuestDracula is only empowered by a being that is made from mankind’s follies and shortcomings, and its power ebbs and flows in turn. Said power isn’t even loyal to Dracula, as Dominus destroys him in Order of Ecclesia. Furthermore, Dracula needs no special gear to defeat, he can be beaten by Grant DaNasty’s normal dagger, Johnathan stomping on his head, etc. Dracula is strong, but he isn’t an antithesis to God, he only threw a tantrum claiming he wants to be opposite of God in Lament of Innocence, and even the cultists in Dawn of Sorrow want Dracula back because they think Dracula showing up and getting vanquished is effective in uniting humanity against a non-human foe whenever humanity has interpersonal tensions.
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October 15, 2021 at 11:21 am #418962
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Guest>he can be beaten by Grant DaNasty’s normal dagger, Johnathan stomping on his head, etc.
>Grant DaNasty can kill Dracula with a normal knife, and others can stomp him to death.
>nor is Dominus even the strongest move in the series — it often fails to beat bosses if you use it outright.
Gameplay and story segregation anons. You the same reason why Kratos struggles to open chests, why Kirby doesn’t use his planet cracking strength in gameplay, and why Sonic’s gameplay does not have Sonic travel at FTL speeds.>Just gonna chime in to remind you that the Abrahamic God does not have a counterpart, and the notion of a dualistic balance between good and evil is a Taoist interpretation. The Devil is not God’s equal, he’s merely a wayward child given authority to punish the damned in God’s name.
I know that anon but Castlevania engages in syncretism and so I was just relating the relationship between God and Chaos in the Castlevania universe.
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October 15, 2021 at 10:06 am #418942
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GuestJust gonna chime in to remind you that the Abrahamic God does not have a counterpart, and the notion of a dualistic balance between good and evil is a Taoist interpretation. The Devil is not God’s equal, he’s merely a wayward child given authority to punish the damned in God’s name.
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October 15, 2021 at 10:56 am #418954
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Guestfuck you dracula was one of the greats. he was right up there with bowser, akuma, fucking starwolf! this motherfucker right here was one of the OG videogame villains. he literally lived in a giant teleporting doom castle filled with an endless halloween army, he had bitches, he had wives, he had a son who was just as good looking as he was (er, after castlevania 3) dracula was a GOD and he knew it.
you don’t disrespect the OG, you’re the faggot here anon. we’ll never see this absolute unit casting his three fireballs or two giant death orbs, we’ll never get to hit his head with a whip because it’s the only vulnerable spot on his otherwise impervious body. we’ll never fight his retarded looking dragon form ever again! we’ll never see him again! hear him shout "NO!! BEATEN BY A MERE CHILD?!" again!! we’ll never witness his epic broteamup with the LITERAL GRIM REAPER WHO SERVES HIM LIKE HIS ACTUAL FUCKING CHAMBERLAIN AGAIN!! that’s right anon, while you were busy being a friendless loser, dracula was best friends with the fucking god of death!! who the fuck are you friends with? your daikumura? get outta here with that shit.
the loss of castlevania is the loss of castlevania’s lord. dracula was one of the greats. while you pissant zoomers were playing watered down pokemon games, we were lamenting of innocence. while you weaklings were busy crossing animals we were playing arias of sorrow and watching dawns of sorrow rise, only to fall…..
so don’t fucking disrespect the OG motherfucker. dracula was around before you were born, getting his face kicked in by barbarian knight dudes with whips and shit. getting stomped on by his son, getting the shit beat out of him by a literal ten year old child and her army of magic spirit animals.
you fucking loser, you can’t even begin to comprehend the sheer awesomeness of lord dracula, i pity you.when konami abandoned videogames, they finally did what no belmont ever could.
they permanently killed dracula
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October 15, 2021 at 4:04 am #418851
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Guest>Sonic the Hedgehog
Just by going off game mechanics BTFOs Castlevania. If we are going off lore for both, Sonic either BTFOs with his Super form or gets BTFO by the Avatar of Chaos’ power of dominance and becomes just another soul that enpowers the Dark Lord.-
October 15, 2021 at 4:05 am #418853
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Guest*Just going off game mechanics Sonic BTFOs Castlevania*
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October 15, 2021 at 4:05 am #418852
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GuestSekiro. yeah I’ll be fine, FromSoft basically makes 3D castlevania games anyway
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October 15, 2021 at 4:05 am #418854
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Guest>dex bow and dagger char on dark souls 3
I think she would do great, and just use the items for the really annoying enemies.
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October 15, 2021 at 4:17 am #418855
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October 15, 2021 at 4:22 am #418856
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October 15, 2021 at 5:41 am #418876
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GuestIs that new collection that released come with enhanced graphics or sound? Or is it just straight up Advance games?
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October 15, 2021 at 4:25 am #418858
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GuestWhat is a man?
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October 15, 2021 at 4:27 am #418859
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GuestBaby don’t hurt me.
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October 15, 2021 at 4:33 am #418860
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Guest>Ryunosuke Naruhodo
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October 15, 2021 at 4:39 am #418864
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October 15, 2021 at 5:17 am #418865
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Guest>Trevor Belmont and Sypha
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October 15, 2021 at 5:21 am #418866
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October 15, 2021 at 5:30 am #418871
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GuestDracula definitely has Epic/Mythic levels. Being the avatar of a God does that.
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October 15, 2021 at 5:36 am #418872
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GuestYeah
on the other hand, he gets whooped around by pretty boys with whips multiple times around so who knows
Someone might say vampire killer was an important factor, but Alucard did it as well, although as I understand it Dracula was kind of weakened at the time because he had just returned-
October 15, 2021 at 5:38 am #418874
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GuestThe games don’t really pay much heed to what exactly is needed to put the Count down as he’s been slain by birds, books, wolf heads, swords, spears, whips that aren’t the Vampire Killer, etc.
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October 15, 2021 at 9:07 am #418929
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GuestThats gameplay which is different to lore
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October 15, 2021 at 5:39 am #418875
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GuestAlucard could do it because his dad didn’t have enough time to really pick up steam (same reason other non-Belmonts can hold their own against him sometimes). And magical abilities can generally HURT him, but are never enough to put him down. The Vampire Killer is pretty consistently the universal monster slayer.
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October 15, 2021 at 5:44 am #418880
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Guest>Alucard could do it because his dad didn’t have enough time to really pick up steam
Dracula is canonically weaker whenever he gets revived before the 100 year timer ends like in SoTN or Harmony of Dissonance.I think Dracula was at full power during CV3, the first GB game with Christopher, RoB, Bloodlines, and The Demon Castle War of 1999 (which sadly hasn’t gotten a game yet and likely won’t but it is when Dracula was at his most powerful).
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October 15, 2021 at 5:41 am #418877
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Guest>on the other hand, he gets whooped around by pretty boys with whips multiple times around so who knows
Lore wise, they have a holy bloodline that keeps on getting stronger with each generation, espeically after it recieves Belnades witch magic infusions with Sypha and Juste’s mother marrying into the family. The Vampire Whip is especially effective against Dracula because it is simaetously a holy and dark weapon due to it housing the soul of pure woman who was in the process of turning into a vampire after being bitten.>Alucard did it as well, although as I understand it Dracula was kind of weakened at the time because he had just returned
Alucard has holy powers and properties thanks to his mother and her bloodline and is partially powered by chaos (Dracula’s power source) as well.-
October 15, 2021 at 5:47 am #418882
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GuestTurning Dracula’s powers against him (like Shanoa and Hector did too) seems to be the more effective way to kick his ass when you’re not being helped by someone with the VK
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October 15, 2021 at 5:46 am #418881
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GuestI also feel the need to point out that one of the weapons Alucard can summon against Dracula is a neutron bomb. He’s no slouch in terms of power.
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October 15, 2021 at 9:16 am #418931
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October 15, 2021 at 9:06 am #418928
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Guest>Dracula was kind of weakened at the time because he had just returned
Yeh three years ago and didn’t even try to hurt him that much so he probably just probably threw the fight
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October 15, 2021 at 7:45 am #418915
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GuestTranny game, your character kills himself
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October 15, 2021 at 5:22 am #418867
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October 15, 2021 at 11:01 am #418956
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October 15, 2021 at 5:25 am #418868
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October 15, 2021 at 5:25 am #418869
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GuestCount Dracula backwards is Alucard Tnouc
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October 15, 2021 at 5:26 am #418870
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Guest>Laharl
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October 15, 2021 at 5:38 am #418873
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October 15, 2021 at 5:47 am #418884
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October 15, 2021 at 5:49 am #418885
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October 15, 2021 at 5:55 am #418887
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Guest>Dracula is about to understand how his victims feel when he drains them dry.
I am not update on my Prime lore but I am pretty sure Samus has no protection against magic, let alone the type of soul hax Dracula is capable of.Like what the fuck is she going to do when he uses Soul Steal on her?
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October 15, 2021 at 6:00 am #418888
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GuestSamus (and Metroid as a whole) has ton of exposure to magic. The Chozo were masters of both magic and technology, the Luminoth are a whole race of moth mystics, several potent psioninc/magical items exist in the setting, Metroids literally drink life energy/souls, etc.
The Ing, an entire race of demonic soul-stealing and bodysnatching abominations, can literally hijack people and machines and animals they come into contact with but were repulsed by the Light of Aether bestowed upon Samus. Gorea could also steal the life force of things that came close to it, but Samus could ignore its effects.
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October 15, 2021 at 6:01 am #418889
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Guest>Like what the fuck is she going to do when he uses Soul Steal on her?
To be fair, there are basically no characters even in-universe who can deal with that. It’s why he basically doesn’t use it at all in the games and when he does it’s for gimmicks like the Death fusion or a command grab.
If Drac ever cast Soul Steal as soon as a Belmont walked into his room he would instantly win, so it might be a bad idea to bring that move up as something to consider.-
October 15, 2021 at 6:08 am #418890
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Guest>To be fair, there are basically no characters even in-universe who can deal with that. It’s why he basically doesn’t use it at all in the games and when he does it’s for gimmicks like the Death fusion or a command grab.
>If Drac ever cast Soul Steal as soon as a Belmont walked into his room he would instantly win, so it might be a bad idea to bring that move up as something to consider.
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>Alucard did it as well, although as I understand it Dracula was kind of weakened at the time because he had just returned
Alucard has holy powers and properties thanks to his mother and her bloodline and is partially powered by chaos (Dracula’s power source) as well.The Ing, an entire race of demonic soul-stealing and bodysnatching abominations, can literally hijack people and machines and animals they come into contact with but were repulsed by the Light of Aether bestowed upon Samus. Gorea could also steal the life force of things that came close to it, but Samus could ignore its effects.
>The Ing, an entire race of demonic soul-stealing and bodysnatching abominations, can literally hijack people and machines and animals they come into contact with but were repulsed by the Light of Aether bestowed upon Samus. Gorea could also steal the life force of things that came close to it, but Samus could ignore its effects.
So how powerful are the Ing & Gorea? Cause Dracula’s soul stealing power comes from the explicit opposite of God (how is implied to be the Abrahamic one).Also, unless I missing sometime, I thought Metroid just drink life energy have no soul abilities no?
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October 15, 2021 at 6:20 am #418893
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GuestBad bait.
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October 15, 2021 at 6:53 am #418904
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GuestCounterpoint: the chozo have a statue with an upgrade useful against magic inside the castle
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October 15, 2021 at 5:51 am #418886
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October 15, 2021 at 6:20 am #418892
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GuestAssuming she gets to keep all the energy and upgrades she has with 100% items…
If she flips out and goes Metroid suit or uses her siphoning power then Dracula is probably toast.
Even without, she is primarily ranged and doesn’t have the typical Belmont handicap of getting into whip range. I’m not sure where Dracula stands vs. non-blessed weaponry, but fully upgraded, Samus’s beam fires barrages of electrified, wall-piercing, armor-melting plasma. The missile upgrades mean she could probably handle any hellfire or mist attacks, screw attack means she’s dangerous in melee, and if all else fails, power bombs can be used to wipe out projectiles and injure Drac.
What it boils down to is how fast and efficient Dracula’s regeneration is against plasma weaponry and cryogenic explosives. Yes, Dracula has strength, speed, teleportation and a slew of magical attacks, but it doesn’t seem to be anything Samus hasn’t handled before.
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October 15, 2021 at 6:43 am #418899
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Guest>I’m not sure where Dracula stands vs. non-blessed weaponry
Dracula fights someone without any blessed weapons or dark/chaos based weapons and he basically toys with her (Shanoa) and the only reason why she wins is because is uses his power against him to kill him (and he wasn’t expecting it) in a suicidal move.-
October 15, 2021 at 6:49 am #418903
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Guesthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUL0TNI_2Ec
Note how he doesn’t even bother to transform like in the other games.-
October 15, 2021 at 9:11 am #418930
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Guest>second is form is just walking around menacingly
kino
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October 15, 2021 at 9:02 am #418925
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GuestGrant DaNasty can kill Dracula with a normal knife, and others can stomp him to death. Shanoa was at a disadvantage for being notably weaker than other Castlevania characters and having no access to anything holy, just magic that was sourced from Chaos in the first place. However, even then she’s able to annihilate Dracula in one hit with a Chaos attack, Dominus.
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October 15, 2021 at 9:20 am #418932
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Guest>However, even then she’s able to annihilate Dracula in one hit with a Chaos attack, Dominus.
That was the point of the spell but it was like a ritual literally you have to offer a life to use it-
October 15, 2021 at 9:40 am #418937
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GuestThe move still shows that Chaos is not loyal to Dracula, nor is Dominus even the strongest move in the series — it often fails to beat bosses if you use it outright.
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October 15, 2021 at 1:51 pm #418982
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Guest>Grant DaNasty can kill Dracula with a normal knife, and others can stomp him to death. Shanoa was at a disadvantage for being notably weaker than other Castlevania characters and having no access to anything holy, just magic that was sourced from Chaos in the first place. However, even then she’s able to annihilate Dracula in one hit with a Chaos attack, Dominus.
Dracula generally gets stronger further into the timeline.I just genuinely don’t get how we gotten to the point where Netflix Castlevania is considered good by a lot of people. The pacing is alone makes a complete mess.
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The last game that I played was Opus Magnum.
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October 15, 2021 at 2:00 pm #418990
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GuestActually, I think that it was Taizo Hori or Susumu Hori from Mr. DRILLER DrillLand. What happen if they try to make the Castle sink into the ground?
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October 15, 2021 at 1:58 pm #418986
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GuestIn Judgement Trevor is described as "the man who killed Dracula for the first time" and the song that plays when you meet him in CoD is called "The man who destroyed Dracula" so even if you can kill him with Grant/Sypha/Alucard it seems canonly story wise the one to defeat him was Trevor
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October 15, 2021 at 6:23 am #418894
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October 15, 2021 at 6:40 am #418897
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Guest>omnipotent city builder man
So city builder man would spam high rises around Dracula’s castle to raise the property value then increase the tax rate until it bankrupts him. Then afterwords the high rises will be replaced with heavy industries and raised freeways next to the castle to drive down the property value so he can’t make any money from the sale.
Then city builder man will drop an entire park on his ass while Dracula is living on the street.
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October 15, 2021 at 6:45 am #418900
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October 15, 2021 at 7:50 am #418918
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GuestFor me, that would be Mega Man X. I’m pretty sure X can fuck up Dracula without even taking damage.
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October 15, 2021 at 7:58 am #418920
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GuestDrac ain’t got no chance, my boy is made of steel
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October 15, 2021 at 9:05 am #418927
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October 15, 2021 at 9:32 am #418936
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GuestYeah dracula made the mistake of transferring over his powers BEFORE transferring his mind over. Didn’t quite think that one through.
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October 15, 2021 at 9:41 am #418938
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GuestIt was one and the same attempted by Chaos, and the powers split upon Dracula’s destruction in 1999.
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Guest>The Nevevarine which I based on a Thai pornstar I was watching
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October 15, 2021 at 9:21 am #418933
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Guest>Spectral shield throw, bleed gladiator from path of exile
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October 15, 2021 at 10:07 am #418943
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Guest>Samus
She’ll be fine. She probably has the blood of Belmonts running through her veins anyway.
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October 15, 2021 at 10:16 am #418947
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Guest>Galamoth sees Dracula as an enemy
>Dracula still lets him stay in his (inverted) castle
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October 15, 2021 at 10:29 am #418948
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GuestDracula wasn’t present until the final boss fight in the Alucard part of the game. Shaft presumably had Galamoth there, or Galamoth moved in on his own.
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October 15, 2021 at 10:43 am #418949
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October 15, 2021 at 10:50 am #418951
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GuestGanondorf wins.
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October 15, 2021 at 11:22 am #418964
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Guest>Ganondorf wins.
Chaos>Triforce of Power. Hell Chaos>Complete Triforce.
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October 15, 2021 at 11:08 am #418957
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Guest>my FFXIV character
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October 15, 2021 at 11:16 am #418961
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Guestbackula xdd
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October 15, 2021 at 1:56 pm #418985
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Guest>Aria of Sorrow
I don’t think this is gonna work, OP.
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October 15, 2021 at 2:11 pm #419006
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October 15, 2021 at 2:14 pm #419014
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October 15, 2021 at 2:15 pm #419015
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Guestmakes my blood boil to this day this flaming faggot nearly killed Trevor, fuck that entire game
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October 15, 2021 at 2:28 pm #419030
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October 15, 2021 at 2:29 pm #419032
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Guest>but is he any worse off than Issac classic?
The original Isaac was an antagonist to a story. NuIsaac was the protagonist of a C-Story resolved itself that branched from B-story that he has no business resolving which failed to connect to actual plot. Nu-Isaac doesn’t have a character arc; he has a character line.-
October 15, 2021 at 2:40 pm #419041
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GuestI see your point, and I do agree with new Issac having a poorly written story. Its all the worse due to him being a deuteragonist. I simply prefer the characteristics we were shown more. Both are literal fags, but at least the black one shows some fucking class. His story may be ass, but he’s more interesting to watch.
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October 15, 2021 at 2:48 pm #419045
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Guest>Both are literal fags, but at least the black one shows some fucking class.
No, he is absolute pseud.
>His story may be ass, but he’s more interesting to watch.
Also, no. The writers were too in-love with this faggot to actually make him the antagonist and have a bad end. If he became the antagonist, his story would have served a purpose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozvNlCGzwUQ
This is more entertaining than his Mary Sue bullshit where out classes everyone. Original Isaac got salty that Trevor is giving him a hard time.-
October 15, 2021 at 3:01 pm #419048
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Guest>pseud
I guess, but I’d rather watch that then mr k-pop leather pants reeeing.
>his story would have
As I said, his story is indeed shit. Literally the only reason I like him more is personality. The literally pretensions nignog he is, I like him more then stereotypical flamboyant emo bad guy. If classic issac was a turbo gay like the joke character in godhand, I’d have loved him, but hes not.
> Mary Sue bullshit
Its been over a decade since I’ve played Curse of Darkness, but didn’t Issac eventually beat Trevor in a duel, then nearly fatally stab him? Something about needing his blood?-
October 15, 2021 at 3:16 pm #419051
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Guest>didn’t Issac eventually beat Trevor in a duel, then nearly fatally stab him?
With a literal backstab.
>Literally the only reason I like him more is personality. The literally pretensions nignog he is, I like him more then stereotypical flamboyant emo bad guy.
If they didn’t make him Black and Muslim, the show wouldn’t be sucking his cock all of the time. I already get real life people doing that to evil joggers already.
If the show didn’t constantly put him in the right but kept his appearance and mannerism, I would be fine with him. Just make genocidal the fucker evil. He is objectively evil but the show is written by faggots who have no grasp of morality so the narrative is always on his side.-
October 15, 2021 at 3:24 pm #419054
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GuestReally just sounds like you hate the story and not the character. Which is fine, because I agree. The story was fucking terrible. It constantly made us try to feel sympathetic, or down right like, straight cartoon villians like the vampire dykes or the femdom one. Your pic says it all.
>With a literal backstab.
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October 15, 2021 at 3:42 pm #419060
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Guest>Really just sounds like you hate the story and not the character.
No, I hate the character but I hate the story more. It isn’t like you can separate the two. You can’t put Bugs Bunny in a serious setting and expect not to look like a psychopath. Everything about Isaac is skindeep but so is everyone else in the show. They just say whatever the fuck is in their minds. All it took was establishing that vampires need specifically human blood to survive long term to know what Dracula was planning but Dracula’s motivations was spelled out at least 5 times. The "Agenda" is Isaac’s personality.>He is just epitome of the worst aspect of the show
Him AND Hector are.>Oh no! The chad with the echoing heroic voice in my dreams again punishing me for how I treat women. I must humiliate him.
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October 15, 2021 at 3:54 pm #419070
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Guest>It isn’t like you can separate the two
Its probably just me then, because I have an easier time doing that. If you don’t though, he sure is terrible. Even so, I still find his shit more entertaining then the emo’s. But that’s just me.
> no one was suppose to root for Hector
Cannot comprehend why. He’s what they shoved Issac into, the outcast who got lumped with drac but decided to be a better man, then eventually a hero. But he wasn’t their agenda, so BAM now you’re a beta with autism
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October 15, 2021 at 3:24 pm #419055
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Guest>Both are literal fags, but at least the black one shows some fucking class.
No, he is absolute pseud.
>His story may be ass, but he’s more interesting to watch.
Also, no. The writers were too in-love with this faggot to actually make him the antagonist and have a bad end. If he became the antagonist, his story would have served a purpose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozvNlCGzwUQ
This is more entertaining than his Mary Sue bullshit where out classes everyone. Original Isaac got salty that Trevor is giving him a hard time.I don’t even think that he is the worst character in the show. He is just epitome of the worst aspect of the show.
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October 15, 2021 at 3:26 pm #419057
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Guest>He is just epitome of the worst aspect of the show
Him AND Hector are.
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October 15, 2021 at 3:22 pm #419053
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GuestYou are a complete retard. But that’s to be expectred from someone who unironically enjoys watching Shit Piss Cock: The Show.
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October 15, 2021 at 2:11 pm #419008
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October 15, 2021 at 2:17 pm #419021
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GuestThese people liked Lords of Shadow and probably own a Playstation 5:
>The show in general has the best writing and tone.
No, absolutely not.>The show in general has the best writing and tone.
>The animated show had best Dracula.
https://i.imgur.com/jNzzcuS.png
>The show in general has the best writing and tone.
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October 15, 2021 at 2:18 pm #419022
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October 15, 2021 at 2:21 pm #419027
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GuestWhy did you post that image?
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October 15, 2021 at 2:19 pm #419024
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Guestfucking retard
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October 15, 2021 at 2:22 pm #419029
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GuestSpotted the sonybro.
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October 15, 2021 at 2:19 pm #419025
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GuestI own a gaming LAPTOP and thats it. Lords of shadow was alright. Really good graphics and it ran at a consistent 60fps but the story was dumb.
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October 15, 2021 at 2:12 pm #419012
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October 15, 2021 at 2:09 pm #419003
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October 15, 2021 at 2:10 pm #419004
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GuestHes just baiting m8
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October 15, 2021 at 2:12 pm #419010
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October 15, 2021 at 2:31 pm #419034
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October 15, 2021 at 2:35 pm #419036
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GuestMy generic dark elf sorceress lord from Total Warhammer. I’m gonna assume it’s just her rather than her whole army, but she has a personal dragon to fly on, every available shadow spell unlocked, HP regeneration fluffed as being the result of drinking hydra blood, and the "immortality" perk to come back later even if Dracula gets her down. I think she’d be okay.
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October 15, 2021 at 3:28 pm #419058
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GuestHmmm… my current run Terraria character who just got to hell for the first time. Well, double jump, grapple hook, and rocket boots would make platforming way easier.
The Hellfire sword, Hell Yoyo, and Water Scepter are real good. Power-wise, I don’t know how they compare to other Castlevania weapons, but they all have great range.
The only problem really, is if only Vampire Killer can hurt Drac’. If so, we gotta find it first. And I don’t think Terraria has whips, so I don’t know how that’ll work.-
October 15, 2021 at 4:04 pm #419071
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Guest>The only problem really, is if only Vampire Killer can hurt Drac’.
No, obviously not. It is just the most effective thing against him.>Solid Snake
If he comes prepared, then he’ll be fine considering Dracula isn’t that much weirder than the Foxhound unit or Dead Cell. If it’s OSP, then he’s potentially fucked.Vamp only died because it was all nanomachines..
>Cannot comprehend why.
He was a good person that betrayed Dracula-sama for universal values of human decency which atheists don’t believe in for some fucking reason.Capeshit isn’t for children anymore but manchildren. The Joker is moral non-dilemma. There are so many ways the Joker can be killed by someone else than Batman. The Police? The Courts? The Criminal Underworld? Cadmus?
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October 15, 2021 at 3:47 pm #419064
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Guest>Bleeding Cool: You’re no stranger to working with previously established mythologies. What was it like working with Castlevania and how did you decide what part of its existing canon you wanted to put your unique spin on?
>Warren Ellis: I have never played any of the games, never even looked at them. I wrote this entire show using Wikipedia and fanpages so I wasn’t really aware of any of that. When I was originally contacted, some 10 years ago, Kevin Kolde, our Executive Producer, pointed me at a specific part of the game’s sequence that he thought would make a good film (Note: This is the game Castlevania III: Dracula’s Curse). In absence of a better idea I dug in there and started pulling things out and pulling stuff out from other games and making some stuff up to fill it out.
>It’s hard to think in terms of a mythos or canon when you’re talking about 8-bit sprites jumping around under one sentence. It’s not like there’s a lot of textual material there to dig at. I did what I could. I mostly went to the things it put me in mind of rather than the thing itself.
>Once I did enough reading I realized how similar it was to the Hammer Horror movies that I grew up with. Many of which were set in Eastern Europe and many of which featured vampires. At some point I realized I was just doing my own Hammer Horror film.
>I think you could argue that none of these places have been particularly well-served by Christian forces in the past, and it’s tempting to conceive of a sudden worldwide purge of the Christian disease from all the crevices it invaded. All other religions turning on Christianity at once. I, however, am an atheist, and I think all religions are criminal insanity to start with, though, so… Anyway. Interesting, I thought.-
October 15, 2021 at 3:54 pm #419068
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GuestThere are multiple fucking NARRATIVES in Castlevania he could have used, but he didn’t because Warren Ellis is an uncaring hack who only enjoys taking shit that other people have developed and throwing everything they’ve made so he can push whatever edgy trite he wants in its place. The guy is the perfect example of why you should NEVER let capeshit writers anywhere near your properties, for any reason.
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