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    • #394552
      Anonymous
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      Name a shittier Elder Scrolls character

    • #394553
      Anonymous
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      (You)

    • #394554
      Anonymous
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      Nazeem.

      • #394557
        Anonymous
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        >slandering based keith silverstein
        take it back

      • #394564
        Anonymous
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        plebbit tier taste. nazeem is something you hardly interact with, and there are loads of people with a smug haughty attitude in the game. nazeem is just a forced meme.

        • #394601
          Anonymous
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          >nazeem is something you hardly interact with
          Because he’s unfinished, which makes him a shit character

      • #394602
        Anonymous
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        >belittles the dragonborn and treats him like a peasant
        nazeem is based as fuck

      • #394627
        Anonymous
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        SPBP

    • #394555
      Anonymous
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      Delphine.

    • #394556
      Anonymous
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      Ulfric.

    • #394558
      Anonymous
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      eifrek

    • #394559
      Anonymous
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      >shittier
      your power fantasy self insert

      • #394563
        Anonymous
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        >your power fantasy self insert
        well, yeah, that’s the idea of RPGs

      • #394641
        Anonymous
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        >implying i dont play as a weak and vulnerable milf to self insert as

    • #394560
      Anonymous
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      >wow!
      >im going to post things no one ever thinks for (You)’s!
      >im such a gamer!!! (sad piece of filth)

    • #394561
      Anonymous
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      All of them

    • #394562
      Anonymous
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      A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE Elder Scrolls Thread
      At least Sheo’s dialogue is skippable and the same volume as other NPC’s if you dislike him. Meridia and HerGAYus Mora are fucking obnoxious.

      • #394572
        Anonymous
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        Yeah but i want to molest Meridia’s beacon

      • #394579
        Anonymous
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        >she voiced Merlwyb in ARR
        amazing how a little bit of direction can change an actor’s performance so drastically

    • #394565
      Anonymous
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      >name a shittier Elder Scrolls character
      Is there anything shittier than ACTUAL shit? Picrel.

      • #394580
        Anonymous
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        i don’t even care if he made from poopoo he’s unironically the best daedric prince

    • #394566
      Anonymous
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      >t. Jyggalag

    • #394567
      Anonymous
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      BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA

    • #394568
      Anonymous
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      Vivec

    • #394569
      Anonymous
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      The MOST annoying fucking voice in the game

    • #394570
      Anonymous
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      sotha sil and vivec specifically, only coomers care about almalexia.

      • #394574
        Anonymous
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        >Look at that anon, he’s such a faggot

      • #394575
        Anonymous
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        You shut your mouth or you’re gonna get the milk finger again.

      • #394581
        Anonymous
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        Vivek at least presented himself as a victim of his own hubris. He is not a bad character.
        Sotha on the other hand adds nothing to the setting.

        • #394582
          Anonymous
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          Clockwork shit is cool
          An autistic neet wizard is fun
          The ghost in the shell shit from ESO is also neat
          So is a guy trying to forcefeed the world a white pill despite knowing the lack of freedom inherent in the nature of reality

          • #394583
            Anonymous
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            Cool is a rather strong descriptor. It was different to be sure but cool is a bridge to far for me.
            Making a pocket universe out of brass may have sounded cool on paper.

            • #394585
              Anonymous
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              You’re genuinely autistic, anon

              • #394587
                Anonymous
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                You are correct but I don’t see how it enters into my point.

        • #394589
          Anonymous
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          as they are ingame vivec isn’t a bad character and sotha sil amounts to nothing. but fans wanking over muh chim and muh clockwork dicks are cancer.

          • #394595
            Anonymous
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            The fanfics have a devoted following to be sure. They are generally harmless though. They will derail lore threads every now and again but that is about it.

            • #394596
              Anonymous
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              The best part of this post is that I can’t even tell if you’re talking about mods, shit written by the writers, games you just don’t like, or in-game content you’ve just decided is not real

              • #394600
                Anonymous
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                Sounds like a you problem.
                As a rule.
                If it is not allowed on the official Bethesda lore forum it is a fanfic.

                An example.
                The trial of Vivek is a fanfic.

                • #394604
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  >If it is not allowed on the official Bethesda lore forum it is a fanfic
                  lmao
                  >The trial of Vivek is a fanfic.
                  lmao

                  • #394607
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    Your low standards are your issue. I just have higher standards than you.

                    If Bethesda says it isa fanfic I believe them. They are in charge.

                    • #394613
                      Anonymous
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                      If you think the writers of a game engaging in in-character RP on the forums back in the day isn’t canon, I have some really bad news for you about where 90% of TES lore came from

                      • #394616
                        Anonymous
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                        What section would it go in if you posted tge trial of vivek on the official forum?
                        It would go in the fanfic section. Where it belongs.

                      • #394618
                        Anonymous
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                        But it wasn’t written by fans
                        It was written by a team of writers actively employed at bethesda

                      • #394628
                        Anonymous
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                        And it is discussed in the fanfic section not the lore section.

                        I maintain the high standard Bethesda does. They care about the IP.

                      • #394629
                        Anonymous
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                        >I maintain the high standard Bethesda does. They care about the IP.
                        You could at least try to be subtle

                      • #394632
                        Anonymous
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                        You not liking a thing does not make it bait.
                        The fanfics are not lore.

                      • #394633
                        Anonymous
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                        Yes anon, most TES lore is not lore, thank you

                      • #394640
                        Anonymous
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                        I side with Bethesda. Your standards can be lower but it is hard to have discussions of actual lore when you bring up the fanfics.

                      • #394645
                        Anonymous
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                        By your definition, there is no standard for "actual lore", just arbitrary corporate shilling which changes constantly

                      • #394647
                        Anonymous
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                        Not him but that is a very retarded argument and you should feel bad. You have no idea how these things work.

                      • #394651
                        Anonymous
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                        Neither do the ESO writers or the leadership at bethesda

                        If it makes it in game it is canon.
                        If it is from re**it it is a fanfic.
                        They do give nods to the fanfics often in a backganded way.
                        The guy that says MK things in Skyrim is named Heimskr.
                        The kimunne thing is mentioned by a a Qtier Khajit conspiracy theorist in ESO.
                        You "visit" the moon colonies by getting stoned out of your gourd on skooma.

                        The fanfic crowd is thrilled with the validation and ignores he rest.

                        >If it makes it in game it is canon.
                        Then I guess forum shit that gets referenced is canon, who’d have thought
                        >If it is from re**it it is a fanfic.
                        Either none of it is "from reddit", or all of it is, you don’t get to pick and choose

                      • #394656
                        Anonymous
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                        Did the trial of vivek make it in game?
                        Nope.
                        Still a fanfic.

                      • #394658
                        Anonymous
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                        >Bethesda and ESO lore bad
                        >Why?
                        >dagothdab.gif
                        You people are insufferable, but thank you for admitting you have no idea what you’re talking about.

                      • #394662
                        Anonymous
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                        >Taking seriously the people who write tons of inconsistencies into games and then shit on the people who point them out because "it’s fantasy, it doesn’t have to be consistent or make sense"

                      • #394664
                        Anonymous
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                        Yeah, when people ask about "what is canon or not?" when it comes to this series seem to not see the forest for the trees.

                      • #394649
                        Anonymous
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                        If it makes it in game it is canon.
                        If it is from re**it it is a fanfic.
                        They do give nods to the fanfics often in a backganded way.
                        The guy that says MK things in Skyrim is named Heimskr.
                        The kimunne thing is mentioned by a a Qtier Khajit conspiracy theorist in ESO.
                        You "visit" the moon colonies by getting stoned out of your gourd on skooma.

                        The fanfic crowd is thrilled with the validation and ignores he rest.

                      • #394676
                        Anonymous
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                        >SIXTH HOUSE ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

                  • #394609
                    Anonymous
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                    >unironically liking michelle cuckbride

                    • #394614
                      Anonymous
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                      He has his cult of midwits wrapped around his finger. They truly believe his port of Hindu Mysticism came from his stint in a drug fueled coffin.

                      Sad really.

                      • #394617
                        Anonymous
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                        Even he states that Pelinal being Gay because of a fucking mistake he did is fucking retarded and his story is more of Captain Artemis in 300 and his son.

                        >You say that but Kirkbride loves ESO SI and even helped write the Clockwork DLC and Legends story with the second heart.
                        ESO loves fanservice, much to its detriment.

                        And ESO is canon per todd and pete, live on stream and even fucking TV.

                      • #394624
                        Anonymous
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                        >And ESO is canon per todd and pete, live on stream and even fucking TV.
                        And that’s a bad thing. ESO lore is shit and if it’s not jerking off the most annoying parts of the fanbase it’s retconning other games to make itself seem more important.

                      • #394644
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >And ESO is canon per todd and pete
                        I think their response was more that the game is cannon but that it doesn’t really matter in the grand scheme of things, because of the way time works in the universe

                      • #394619
                        Anonymous
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                        I always thought it was kind of poetic how Vivec, Kirbride’s self-insert, is also a hack who makes up shit like the 36 Sermons to seen extremely important and knowledgeable but is in actuality just a bullshitter high on his own farts.

                      • #394623
                        Anonymous
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                        Now that’s a smoothbrain take if I’ve ever seen one

                      • #394626
                        Anonymous
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                        MK got tired of everyone pointing out he was fanwanking his self insert he came up with Merry Eyesore the Elk as a literal self insert.

                        It didn’t fool anyone.

                      • #394630
                        Anonymous
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                        He’s kind of a cunt too if you ever actually watch him interact with people on oyher forums.

                      • #394636
                        Anonymous
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                        Yes.
                        When ESO started I was a mod on an ESO forum. When Bethedsa moved discussion of the MK stuff to the fanfic section we did as well. Lady N started contacting the head guy trying to convince him to change his mind. He refused. The Email he got after that was unhinged complete with threats to curse him.
                        We think the final email came from MK. It was fucking hilarious.
                        The amazing thing is we only had 700 members signed up at that point. They are a cult.

                      • #394650
                        Anonymous
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                        Its not surprising at all, just look at the Project Tamriel and Tamriel Rebult forums, its RPGCodexGanker and NMA at its finest.

                        >Only morrowind drones and MK cultists seethes over this shit.
                        What

                        Yes, they seethe because bethesda’s and ZoS way of doing makes sense in the grand scheme of things and is connected to the game with no grand pharaonic shit, its simple and right to the point.

                        the blackreach time machine quest with the dwemer twins is one of the best in greymoor, and saints and seducers in skyrim is good for shedding more light on Jygg’s power and why his artifacts are dangerous.

                        Also Elsweyr questline is nice and the new lore is great.
                        The only problem is that ZoS new hires are pozzed poopyholes and they shat a lot on Greymoor and Blackwood with secondary shit, Elsweyr was great, greymoor and blackwood for now are bad to mediocre since nothing works, but the visuals and lore are neat, mainly deadlands and the other daedric realms

                      • #394653
                        Anonymous
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                        Saints and Seducers is a CC thing.
                        You don’t count a glorified mod as canon do you?
                        That would mean Morgan Yu and Doomguy hung around Boston at some point in Fallout 4.
                        Don’t be that guy.

                      • #394654
                        Anonymous
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                        And is now Canon per AE
                        its more easier to see CC Skyrim assets canon than Fallout, due to the retarded fanbase.

                      • #394659
                        Anonymous
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                        > per AE
                        I don’t know what AE is.

                      • #394657
                        Anonymous
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                        Cult is the most accurate term. Just look at all of them ITT coming out of the woodwork to defend his garbage.

                      • #394660
                        Anonymous
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                        It is only one guy.

        • #394635
          Anonymous
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          Sotha Sil is inherently self-defeating and ironic just like Vivec. All three of the Tribunal are like that, that’s the whole point. Sotha Sil is the most noble and selfless one, yet it was his plan to betray Nerevar.

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        Anonymous
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        • #394603
          Anonymous
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          It always bugged me that they made him look essentially no different than any other random retard in the clockwork city
          Though I guess it’s better than what they did to Vivec and Almalexia

        • #394605
          Anonymous
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          The easiest way to spot an untripped trainwiz is to shit on Sotha. He is the only person that gives a shit about that character.

          The thing that bugs you is I am right.

          • #394668
            Anonymous
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            Damn that’s some hardcore schizophrenia

            • #394672
              Anonymous
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              I am right though.

              • #394677
                Anonymous
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                No, you’re mentally ill.

        • #394621
          Anonymous
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          sotha sil in tribunal had a neat techno-wizard fortress and a good understanding of dwemer technology. sotha sil in fanfics has space ships and shit and it’s fucking stupid.

        • #394634
          Anonymous
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          >liking sotha reddit

      • #394606
        Anonymous
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        Plebeians:
        >Vivec is the coolest.

        Contrarians:
        >Sotha Sil makes the most sense.

        Patricians:
        >LET ME WORSHIP YOU ALMA PLEASE I’LL KILL VIVEC AND DAGOTH UR IF YOU PROMISE TO SIT ON MY FACE

        • #394610
          Anonymous
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          >Simping for the wife that cucked you

    • #394571
      Anonymous
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      >xhe didn’t play shivering isles

    • #394573
      Anonymous
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      I like how eso decided we needed two sheogoraths, I love this nigga like you wouldn’t believe and sincerely unironically hope he appears in the mainline games in some form

      • #394590
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >John Cleese speaking out against cancel culture
        ZOS is too pozzed to let him return anon

        • #394599
          Anonymous
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          he also played skyrim and wants to be a Greyebard than a Guard, also he knows of the High Rock meme.

      • #394655
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I like Cleese, but FUCK Todd for wasting resources on celeb voice actors instead of hiring competent developers (Lynda Carter can stay)

        • #394663
          Anonymous
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          I rather have celeb voice actors, who are trained to act, than the mafia mob that is the voice actor gang to cant act for shit and acts like fucking primadonas.
          im talking about laura bailey, who even a girl with a good mic, voice and acting dabbed on her with SDA mod

          > per AE
          I don’t know what AE is.

          Anniversary Edition patch 11/11/21 which will feature this mod included along with the game + Fishing

          • #394665
            Anonymous
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            >SDA mod
            Genuinely one of the most cringe mods I’ve ever used. Why do people take it seriously?

            • #394666
              Anonymous
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              Do you really want to hear Laura’s boring voice after the pozzed garbage that is critical role?

              • #394669
                Anonymous
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                I’m not a culture war cultist so I don’t really give a shit. That Serana mod was written by a 16 year old that never touched a woman

                • #394670
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  And i rather have that, which was even endorsed by bethesda.

                  • #394673
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    Sorry to hear that

          • #394667
            Anonymous
            Guest

            there are tons of professional voice actors that work for a fraction of what Sean Bean or Liam Neeson get
            Todd could even afford more than ONE actor for each race if he didnt spend millions just to meet celebs

          • #394674
            Anonymous
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            How does including all the CC mods make the mods canon?
            Legit want to hear your reasoning.

    • #394576
      Anonymous
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      Daegon
      Just a copy of Satan with none of the intrigue. Hurr I’m red with horns and hate life grrrr

    • #394577
      Anonymous
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      I don’t know, maybe the thousands of characters that aren’t half as fleshed out as Sheogorath?

    • #394578
      Anonymous
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      Sotha Sil.
      He is the Ringo of the tribunal. Adds nothing but gets dragged along by the talented members of the group.

    • #394584
      Anonymous
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      I’ll take Things a Contrarian Cunt would say for 500, Jim.

    • #394586
      Anonymous
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      Every Dunmer.

    • #394588
      Anonymous
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      every single character in the dark brotherhood is a complete faggot
      that includes (you)

      • #394594
        Anonymous
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        I liked the vampire loli that jailbates her victims.

      • #394611
        Anonymous
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        I like the argonian and Cicero. Cicero may be a flaming faggot but I can’t help but love the guy and his shitty antics. I feel he would’ve been more liked if Skyrim had actual facial and body animations.

      • #394620
        Anonymous
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        Lucien Lachance was cool
        And Festus was a riot

      • #394661
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I hated Astrid until I modded my game and she turned out to be some hypersexual babe with a perfect body. I spent the rest of my time in the Brotherhood talking her into cucking her husband and bearing my children.

    • #394591
      Anonymous
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      Delphine, and every single female warrior in the games, always breaks my suspension of disbelief

    • #394592
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >That irish accent

      this shit puts me off

      • #394608
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >irish

    • #394593
      Anonymous
      Guest

      drink water

    • #394598
      Anonymous
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      I thought it was cool that Skyrim Sheogorath was the player who became him in Oblivion.

    • #394631
      Anonymous
      Guest

      This bitch

      • #394638
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Just install a sex mod and mating press her lol

      • #394679
        Anonymous
        Guest

        God, Skyrim’s character models look fucking atrocious, like an alien race tried to make human-looking humans but ended up in the uncanny valley cause they don’t know better.

    • #394637
      Anonymous
      Guest

      He was alright in oblivion. Then they made him retarded in Skyrim

    • #394643
      Anonymous
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      I don’t know, man, I was never much into Bethesda’s crap. I was always more of a Black Isle/Interplay/Bioware guy.

    • #394646
      Anonymous
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      Name a more punished character

      • #394652
        Anonymous
        Guest
    • #394671
      Anonymous
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      Drink water

    • #394675
      Anonymous
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      Serana

    • #394678
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Sheogorath is based and no wabbajaks can convince me otherwise.

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