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Name a shittier Elder Scrolls character
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Nazeem.
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>slandering based keith silverstein
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plebbit tier taste. nazeem is something you hardly interact with, and there are loads of people with a smug haughty attitude in the game. nazeem is just a forced meme.
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>nazeem is something you hardly interact with
Because he’s unfinished, which makes him a shit character
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>belittles the dragonborn and treats him like a peasant
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SPBP
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Delphine.
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Ulfric.
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eifrek
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>shittier
your power fantasy self insert-
>your power fantasy self insert
well, yeah, that’s the idea of RPGs -
>implying i dont play as a weak and vulnerable milf to self insert as
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>wow!
>im going to post things no one ever thinks for (You)’s!
>im such a gamer!!! (sad piece of filth) -
All of them
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A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE Elder Scrolls Thread
At least Sheo’s dialogue is skippable and the same volume as other NPC’s if you dislike him. Meridia and HerGAYus Mora are fucking obnoxious.-
Yeah but i want to molest Meridia’s beacon
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>she voiced Merlwyb in ARR
amazing how a little bit of direction can change an actor’s performance so drastically
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>name a shittier Elder Scrolls character
Is there anything shittier than ACTUAL shit? Picrel.-
i don’t even care if he made from poopoo he’s unironically the best daedric prince
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>t. Jyggalag
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BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA
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Vivec
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The MOST annoying fucking voice in the game
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sotha sil and vivec specifically, only coomers care about almalexia.
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>Look at that anon, he’s such a faggot
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You shut your mouth or you’re gonna get the milk finger again.
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Vivek at least presented himself as a victim of his own hubris. He is not a bad character.
Sotha on the other hand adds nothing to the setting.-
Clockwork shit is cool
An autistic neet wizard is fun
The ghost in the shell shit from ESO is also neat
So is a guy trying to forcefeed the world a white pill despite knowing the lack of freedom inherent in the nature of reality-
Cool is a rather strong descriptor. It was different to be sure but cool is a bridge to far for me.
Making a pocket universe out of brass may have sounded cool on paper.-
You’re genuinely autistic, anon
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You are correct but I don’t see how it enters into my point.
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as they are ingame vivec isn’t a bad character and sotha sil amounts to nothing. but fans wanking over muh chim and muh clockwork dicks are cancer.
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The fanfics have a devoted following to be sure. They are generally harmless though. They will derail lore threads every now and again but that is about it.
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The best part of this post is that I can’t even tell if you’re talking about mods, shit written by the writers, games you just don’t like, or in-game content you’ve just decided is not real
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Sounds like a you problem.
As a rule.
If it is not allowed on the official Bethesda lore forum it is a fanfic.An example.
The trial of Vivek is a fanfic.-
>If it is not allowed on the official Bethesda lore forum it is a fanfic
lmao
>The trial of Vivek is a fanfic.
lmao-
Your low standards are your issue. I just have higher standards than you.
If Bethesda says it isa fanfic I believe them. They are in charge.
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If you think the writers of a game engaging in in-character RP on the forums back in the day isn’t canon, I have some really bad news for you about where 90% of TES lore came from
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What section would it go in if you posted tge trial of vivek on the official forum?
It would go in the fanfic section. Where it belongs. -
But it wasn’t written by fans
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And it is discussed in the fanfic section not the lore section.
I maintain the high standard Bethesda does. They care about the IP.
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>I maintain the high standard Bethesda does. They care about the IP.
You could at least try to be subtle -
You not liking a thing does not make it bait.
The fanfics are not lore. -
Yes anon, most TES lore is not lore, thank you
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I side with Bethesda. Your standards can be lower but it is hard to have discussions of actual lore when you bring up the fanfics.
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By your definition, there is no standard for "actual lore", just arbitrary corporate shilling which changes constantly
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Not him but that is a very retarded argument and you should feel bad. You have no idea how these things work.
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Neither do the ESO writers or the leadership at bethesda
The fanfic crowd is thrilled with the validation and ignores he rest.
>If it makes it in game it is canon.
Then I guess forum shit that gets referenced is canon, who’d have thought
>If it is from re**it it is a fanfic.
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Did the trial of vivek make it in game?
Nope.
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>Bethesda and ESO lore bad
>Why?
>dagothdab.gif
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>Taking seriously the people who write tons of inconsistencies into games and then shit on the people who point them out because "it’s fantasy, it doesn’t have to be consistent or make sense"
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Yeah, when people ask about "what is canon or not?" when it comes to this series seem to not see the forest for the trees.
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If it makes it in game it is canon.
If it is from re**it it is a fanfic.
They do give nods to the fanfics often in a backganded way.
The guy that says MK things in Skyrim is named Heimskr.
The kimunne thing is mentioned by a a Qtier Khajit conspiracy theorist in ESO.
You "visit" the moon colonies by getting stoned out of your gourd on skooma.The fanfic crowd is thrilled with the validation and ignores he rest.
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>SIXTH HOUSE ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
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>unironically liking michelle cuckbride
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He has his cult of midwits wrapped around his finger. They truly believe his port of Hindu Mysticism came from his stint in a drug fueled coffin.
Sad really.
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Even he states that Pelinal being Gay because of a fucking mistake he did is fucking retarded and his story is more of Captain Artemis in 300 and his son.
And ESO is canon per todd and pete, live on stream and even fucking TV.
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>And ESO is canon per todd and pete, live on stream and even fucking TV.
And that’s a bad thing. ESO lore is shit and if it’s not jerking off the most annoying parts of the fanbase it’s retconning other games to make itself seem more important. -
>And ESO is canon per todd and pete
I think their response was more that the game is cannon but that it doesn’t really matter in the grand scheme of things, because of the way time works in the universe -
I always thought it was kind of poetic how Vivec, Kirbride’s self-insert, is also a hack who makes up shit like the 36 Sermons to seen extremely important and knowledgeable but is in actuality just a bullshitter high on his own farts.
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Now that’s a smoothbrain take if I’ve ever seen one
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MK got tired of everyone pointing out he was fanwanking his self insert he came up with Merry Eyesore the Elk as a literal self insert.
It didn’t fool anyone.
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He’s kind of a cunt too if you ever actually watch him interact with people on oyher forums.
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Yes.
When ESO started I was a mod on an ESO forum. When Bethedsa moved discussion of the MK stuff to the fanfic section we did as well. Lady N started contacting the head guy trying to convince him to change his mind. He refused. The Email he got after that was unhinged complete with threats to curse him.
We think the final email came from MK. It was fucking hilarious.
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Its not surprising at all, just look at the Project Tamriel and Tamriel Rebult forums, its RPGCodexGanker and NMA at its finest.
>Only morrowind drones and MK cultists seethes over this shit.
WhatYes, they seethe because bethesda’s and ZoS way of doing makes sense in the grand scheme of things and is connected to the game with no grand pharaonic shit, its simple and right to the point.
the blackreach time machine quest with the dwemer twins is one of the best in greymoor, and saints and seducers in skyrim is good for shedding more light on Jygg’s power and why his artifacts are dangerous.
Also Elsweyr questline is nice and the new lore is great.
The only problem is that ZoS new hires are pozzed poopyholes and they shat a lot on Greymoor and Blackwood with secondary shit, Elsweyr was great, greymoor and blackwood for now are bad to mediocre since nothing works, but the visuals and lore are neat, mainly deadlands and the other daedric realms -
Saints and Seducers is a CC thing.
You don’t count a glorified mod as canon do you?
That would mean Morgan Yu and Doomguy hung around Boston at some point in Fallout 4.
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And is now Canon per AE
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Cult is the most accurate term. Just look at all of them ITT coming out of the woodwork to defend his garbage.
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It is only one guy.
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Sotha Sil is inherently self-defeating and ironic just like Vivec. All three of the Tribunal are like that, that’s the whole point. Sotha Sil is the most noble and selfless one, yet it was his plan to betray Nerevar.
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>pooping on Sotha Sil
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It always bugged me that they made him look essentially no different than any other random retard in the clockwork city
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The easiest way to spot an untripped trainwiz is to shit on Sotha. He is the only person that gives a shit about that character.
The thing that bugs you is I am right.
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Damn that’s some hardcore schizophrenia
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I am right though.
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No, you’re mentally ill.
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sotha sil in tribunal had a neat techno-wizard fortress and a good understanding of dwemer technology. sotha sil in fanfics has space ships and shit and it’s fucking stupid.
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I think you might be thinking of the ancient imperials
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Arena, Daggerfall and Battlespire had spaceships and shit.
Battlespire itself is a fucking Space Station from the first era, which was destroyed because dagon was preparing for his Invasion later at the end of the 3rd era after we kill Jagar Tharn.>bad thing
Bad thing is the garbage souless art of daedric princes plagued by deviantart and tumblr retards taking as canon, like boethiah being male when canon she is GODDESS per origin, per blood with with Lorkhan, and for having male statues in morrowind and cyrodiil wielding an axe as Mockery against Trinimac for killing her father and Skinning him alive and humiliatingly him in front of his follwoers in the most traumatic way possible while voring his skinless body.There is also the fact that Aetherbells are canon, as Khajiit Moon Colonies and Moon Gates, Time traveling is canon but its a special occurrence that need to make it happen, hence the strange dwemer tech deep beneath the Pale and Hjaalmarch part of Blackreach Caverns, and why there are Dragons and giants there. Alduin’s appearance early on Caused a Dragon Break, which was also paired with the presence of Jyggalag’s sword cutting time and space all over Skyrim, rendering the entire province literally unstable and full of literal dimensional rifts and other crazy shit pouring from all oblivion, timelines and other dimensions into it
Only morrowind drones and MK cultists seethes over this shit.
Hi barry, shouldn’t you be at the other thread hating XIV and Shilling Worlo?
He literally transferred his soul and mind to his fortress to become one with it and nirn, and went on to build a second heart of lorkhan if something bad happens to Nirn.
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>Only morrowind drones and MK cultists seethes over this shit.
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>Battlespire itself is a fucking Space Station from the first era
it’s not a space station. it’s not even clear what exactly it is, some lore calls the battlespire its own realm.
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>liking sotha reddit
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Plebeians:
>Vivec is the coolest.Contrarians:
>Sotha Sil makes the most sense.Patricians:
>LET ME WORSHIP YOU ALMA PLEASE I’LL KILL VIVEC AND DAGOTH UR IF YOU PROMISE TO SIT ON MY FACE-
>Simping for the wife that cucked you
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>xhe didn’t play shivering isles
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I like how eso decided we needed two sheogoraths, I love this nigga like you wouldn’t believe and sincerely unironically hope he appears in the mainline games in some form
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>John Cleese speaking out against cancel culture
ZOS is too pozzed to let him return anon-
he also played skyrim and wants to be a Greyebard than a Guard, also he knows of the High Rock meme.
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I like Cleese, but FUCK Todd for wasting resources on celeb voice actors instead of hiring competent developers (Lynda Carter can stay)
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I rather have celeb voice actors, who are trained to act, than the mafia mob that is the voice actor gang to cant act for shit and acts like fucking primadonas.
im talking about laura bailey, who even a girl with a good mic, voice and acting dabbed on her with SDA modAnniversary Edition patch 11/11/21 which will feature this mod included along with the game + Fishing
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>SDA mod
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Do you really want to hear Laura’s boring voice after the pozzed garbage that is critical role?
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I’m not a culture war cultist so I don’t really give a shit. That Serana mod was written by a 16 year old that never touched a woman
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And i rather have that, which was even endorsed by bethesda.
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Sorry to hear that
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there are tons of professional voice actors that work for a fraction of what Sean Bean or Liam Neeson get
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How does including all the CC mods make the mods canon?
Legit want to hear your reasoning.
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Daegon
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I don’t know, maybe the thousands of characters that aren’t half as fleshed out as Sheogorath?
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I’ll take Things a Contrarian Cunt would say for 500, Jim.
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Every Dunmer.
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every single character in the dark brotherhood is a complete faggot
that includes (you)-
I liked the vampire loli that jailbates her victims.
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I like the argonian and Cicero. Cicero may be a flaming faggot but I can’t help but love the guy and his shitty antics. I feel he would’ve been more liked if Skyrim had actual facial and body animations.
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Lucien Lachance was cool
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I hated Astrid until I modded my game and she turned out to be some hypersexual babe with a perfect body. I spent the rest of my time in the Brotherhood talking her into cucking her husband and bearing my children.
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Delphine, and every single female warrior in the games, always breaks my suspension of disbelief
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>That irish accent
this shit puts me off
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>irish
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drink water
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I thought it was cool that Skyrim Sheogorath was the player who became him in Oblivion.
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Recently someone pulled the theory that Esbern survived after all these years because he was blessed by sheogorath, hence why he hid himself along with literal crazy people out of the shivering isles at the shittiest bottom hole of Riften’s ancient sewers.
CoC has a soft spot for the empire thanks to martinAlma needs no changes, her quest is pretty much Boethiah exposing her as a maniac, and letting most of deshaan die instead of facing the problems firsthand.
VIVEC is what you see, he is till optimistic but melancholic, and the old man at the temple knows of the nerevarine prophecy and Baar dau’s shenanigans are tied to him.
Sotha Sil just wants to find peace with his robotic birb and let Tamriel live without daedric shenanigans threatening it all time
The thing that bugs you is I am right.
You say that but Kirkbride loves ESO SI and even helped write the Clockwork DLC and Legends story with the second heart.
Morrowind fanboys are fucked in the head as obsidiots, just look at the PT and tamriel rebuilt projects lore.
its literally tumblr gay ass fanfic.
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>You say that but Kirkbride loves ESO SI and even helped write the Clockwork DLC and Legends story with the second heart.
ESO loves fanservice, much to its detriment.-
ESO misses no tricks in fleecing the sheep. They are merciless.
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This bitch
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Just install a sex mod and mating press her lol
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God, Skyrim’s character models look fucking atrocious, like an alien race tried to make human-looking humans but ended up in the uncanny valley cause they don’t know better.
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He was alright in oblivion. Then they made him retarded in Skyrim
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I don’t know, man, I was never much into Bethesda’s crap. I was always more of a Black Isle/Interplay/Bioware guy.
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Name a more punished character
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Drink water
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Serana
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Sheogorath is based and no wabbajaks can convince me otherwise.
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