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    • #427554
      Anonymous
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      >play video game
      >hear dad come home

    • #427555
      Anonymous
      Guest

      you guys have dads?

      • #427559
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I used to.

      • #427566
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Mine left on my first day of kindergarten

        • #427647
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Mine shipped me, my brothers, and mom to the other side of the country telling us he was going to wrap things up amd join us later.
          That was 20 years ago and haven’t seen him since.

      • #427615
        Anonymous
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        Well yeah, I’m white

        • #427623
          Anonymous
          Guest

          me too and even i’m asking that question

    • #427556
      Anonymous
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      I would pay $1000 for a timer that tells me how long I have until my parents get home from shit. I never know how long I have to sober up and I think they know I’m on drugs

      • #427567
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It’s called a clock. Your parents have schedules, learn them, kid.

        • #427569
          Anonymous
          Guest

          They aren’t on a schedule when they “go out to eat” dumbass

          • #427572
            Anonymous
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            Christ how long do you do drugs and try to sober up while they eat and come back home?

            • #427573
              Anonymous
              Guest

              As long as I can

              • #427587
                Anonymous
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                Dude just do drugs whenever who cares, you’re an adult they can’t do shit. They’re not gonna seriously kick you out they just say that shit. They love you unconditionally so use that to your advantage fellow junkiebro.

                • #427588
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  That’s reassuring but I’m gonna try to quit the shit. Found out the other day my dealer has been giving me the “white guy” price for years and I got laughed at by a gaggle of nogs

                  • #427589
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    >Found out the other day my dealer has been giving me the “white guy” price
                    do americans really?

                    • #427590
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      Eh I live in Alabama. Weed will never be legal here

                      • #427632
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >what is tor

                  • #427591
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    >"white guy" price
                    What the fuck

                  • #427593
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    just wait until you find out you have been paying the "retard" price too

                    • #427596
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      that’s just the regular price

                  • #427600
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    >Found out the other day my dealer has been giving me the “white guy” price for years and I got laughed at by a gaggle of nogs
                    Report him to the police then lol

                    • #427601
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      >just put your families lives in danger bro

                  • #427602
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    Lmao

                  • #427606
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    How much did you pay?

                    • #427608
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      40 for 2.5 grams. He said it was a deal because it’s usually 50. I’ve been getting that “deal” for around 4 years now. The dude who was laughing at me said I shouldn’t pay more than 25 for that

                      • #427614
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Bro just go to the dispensary

                      • #427616
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >alabama

                      • #427628
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        They have black people there?

                      • #427627
                        Anonymous
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                        That’s a fine price if you’re not getting trash weed

                      • #427650
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >diverse folk literally making fun of what equates to maybe a couple hundred dollars at most over a year
                        poor people are a riot

                  • #427619
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    Quentin was right

                    • #427630
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      Quentin was a faggot with no friends.

                      • #427648
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >people still absolutely seething about quentin all these years later

                      • #427651
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        No he was just a friendless faggot and you are too if you idolize him from his troll comics

                  • #427639
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    I like how that was what made you want stop being an embarrassing degenerate retard, instead of like having self respect, not wanting to partake in literal melanoid behavior or not wanting to hide from your parents like a faggot

                    • #427641
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      I hide from my parents because they’re cringe, not my fault

                      • #427642
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        based

                      • #427644
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >You now realise your parents "go out to eat" so often to escape you

                      • #427646
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        I don’t live with them lol

    • #427557
      Anonymous
      Guest

      *dad comes in*
      >did you do you’re homework?
      >y-yes dad…
      >show me.
      What do bros? I didn’t actually do my homework I was just playing vidya :^(((

      • #427562
        Anonymous
        Guest

        show last week’s homework

      • #427598
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Say your homework was just reading.

      • #427604
        Anonymous
        Guest

        maybe don’t lie, unless you want him to accuse you of lying and beat you when you were actually telling the truth because he can’t trust you

      • #427636
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >What do bros?
        Be at least 18 years old.

      • #427638
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Tell him you didn’t have homework today duh

    • #427558
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >play videogame
      >hear dad’s cum hit home

    • #427560
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >play video game
      >hear dad come in my ass

    • #427561
      Anonymous
      Guest

      bros..

      • #427564
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >drawn on eyebrows

      • #427577
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Mom
        >Lol
        I hate boomers that do this

        • #427578
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Everything seems so serious and grim without an lol in it though

        • #427617
          Anonymous
          Guest

          My parents say shit like "amazeballs" and "butthurt" all the time

          it’s like they’re 15 years behind on internet lingo

          • #427618
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Wait when did people stop saying butthurt? My older bro and I still say this often

            • #427653
              Anonymous
              Guest

              stop perpetuating rape culture, bigot

          • #427621
            Anonmouse
            Guest

            t. butthurt anon

          • #427622
            Anonymous
            Guest

            ZOMG!

          • #427654
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Problem?

      • #427597
        Anonymous
        Guest

        fucking brutal

      • #427607
        Anonymous
        Guest

        kek

    • #427563
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >play video game
      >hear sister come home

    • #427565
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >playing csgo
      >comp match, close to finally ranking up
      >dad gets home and knocks on my door
      >asks if he can talk with me
      >I tell him to fuck off, I’m playing with my friends
      >he says its really important
      >yell at him to fuck off again
      >continue ignoring him
      >finish my match
      >go out to ask him what he needed
      >whole family is sitting there crying
      >my grandma had suddenly and unexpectedly passed away
      I also lost the game of cs

      • #427571
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I had a friend in school that would legitimately yell at his mom to fuck off when she would come try to give us drinks and pizza and shit in his room and even pushed her out of the room once. Absolute madlad

        • #427576
          Anonymous
          Guest

          that’s what happens when you dont beat your kids
          if I had a son like that I’d fuck his shit up

          • #427594
            Anonymous
            Guest

            a skinnyfat NEET made this post

        • #427634
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Haha me too. Whereas my parents wouldn’t stand for that in a million years but I had to stand there awkwardly nodding as he treated his like shit like what am I fucking supposed to do? Guy was a fucking cock though glad I cut him out

      • #427574
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Who tells their dad to fuck off? Either this is bait or you’re retarded.

      • #427605
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >he says it’s really important but won’t tell you what it is in summary
        then it evidently wasn’t that important
        how fucking hard is it to say "grandma’s dying, right now"
        not your fault

        • #427609
          Anonmouse
          Guest

          It is his fault. Anon could have saved grandma if he didn’t play CSGO all the time

      • #427611
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Literally who the fuck cares, people die whatever. I never cared about anyone dying. Are you a fucking 5yo kid to cry because a gradnma died?

        • #427620
          Anonymous
          Guest

          guess you should stop getting mad since it has no purpose

    • #427568
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >play some online game late at night
      >hear mom wake up
      >she hits the circuit breaker

      • #427592
        Anonymous
        Guest

        thats rough buddy

    • #427570
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >YOU CAN’T JUST RAPE ME DAD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

    • #427575
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >emotional climax of game
      >wife walks in and mimicks characters

    • #427579
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How do I explain to my dad I don’t like Fortnite or Call of Duty without sounding like a we live in a society incel

      • #427580
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Why would your father even care about vidya?

        • #427583
          Anonymous
          Guest

          He drives a schoolbus and the kids talk about them

      • #427581
        Anonymous
        Guest

        "Dad, I don’t like Fortnite and Call of Duty."

        • #427584
          Anonymous
          Guest

          "Son you are an incel."
          see not that easy huh?

          • #427586
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Then I guess your problem is not not liking Fortnite and Call of Duty but being an incel.

    • #427582
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >fapping to gay furry
      >dad comes home
      >joins me

    • #427585
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >dad calls someone on tv a Karen
      >catches me off guard but I’m kinda impressed
      >say ok boomer back to him
      >he didn’t get it

      • #427610
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >I’m not a zoomer. I’m 21.

      • #427625
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >being impressed that your parents know Facebook memes
        >being impressed by anyones public display of meme knowledge
        Wowee

    • #427595
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >playing ps2
      >dadcomes home
      >I run downstairs to greet him.
      >wake up

      I miss him so much bros…

    • #427599
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >play video game
      >hear dad come home
      >take off my pants like a good boy
      >dad inseminates me
      >get back to enjoying my video game with a huge smile

    • #427603
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I had a plastic box I shoved in among a ton of trash that I’d hide in when that happened.

    • #427612
      Anonmouse
      Guest

      zoomners going zoombies again

    • #427613
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #427624
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >pls dad don’t hit mom again
      >dad pls
      >I will not let you
      >dad noo pls not me too
      >aaaaaaaaaa
      :))))))))))))

    • #427626
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >hey dad what’s up
      >nm wbu boo
      >just winning
      >haha pretty epic son
      You guys have a bad relationship with your dad? Why?

      • #427631
        Anonymous
        Guest

        My dad’s a sopping pussywhipped cunt

        • #427633
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Is your mom cool at least?

          • #427635
            Anonymous
            Guest

            She made him that way or at least encouraged it

    • #427629
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >under the shower
      >hear a toilet flush

    • #427637
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >finally move out
      >still jump at every footstep on the stairs or car pulling in nearby

    • #427640
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >dad stops drinking
      >turns out hes a cool guy

    • #427643
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >dad stops drinking
      >turns out he’s a pathetic virgin

      • #427645
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >dad
        >virgin

      • #427652
        Anonymous
        Guest

        No Anon, you’re the pathetic virgin. At least your dads gotten laid at least once in his lifetime.

    • #427649
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’ll play CoD with my dad
      He’s not perfect, but he’s cool

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