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    • #458298
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      *projectile vomits in ur face while jumping around at light speed while taking a million missile hits*

      I think these guys alone are ruining what could’ve been a 10/10 game. The battles are the epitome of unfun.

    • #458299
      Anonymous
      Guest

      is this a jaffepost?

      • #458300
        Anonymous
        Guest

        No, I just think the guys are annoying.

        • #458307
          Anonymous
          Guest

          They literally have the same pattern for every fight. The only "annoying" chozo fight is the first one to get used to the pattern and the Elite Gold chozo right before the final boss since he deals so much damage. Just jump when he does his vomit attack and jump + dash when he does his spear attacks, simple as.

    • #458301
      Anonymous
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      Git gud lmao

    • #458302
      Anonymous
      Guest

      have you tried using your infinite jump to not get hit

    • #458303
      Anonymous
      Guest

      These guys were so easy that fighting them again and again was just kind of tedious.
      You just stink, OP.

      • #458304
        Anonymous
        Guest

        YOOOO HE JUST CALLED YOU SMELLY
        Take a shower OP

      • #458356
        Anonymous
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        If OP says it’s unfun and you say it’s unfun ("tedious"), then do you actually disagree?

    • #458305
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >breeze through all of them first try
      >absolutely bodied by the gold one for some reason

      • #458308
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Gold one has faster reaction times and deals more damage per hit, he is easily the hardest chozo fight. I would even say if you don’t have his patterns down, he can be harder than Raven Beak at times.

      • #458346
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I would also add that it’s not as easy to break the gold chozo’s shield.

        • #458353
          Anonymous
          Guest

          You can break their shields? I never bothered to try, I just storm missile’d their asses (literally) after each attack.

          • #458355
            Anonymous
            Guest

            The soldiers occasionally do a tackle with their shield you can parry to break it. The gold chozo requires you to yank it from him with the grapple break on top of the parry

    • #458306
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Haha, another one filtered. The vomit is easy to avoid, just flash shift. You can even tell when he isn’t going to do it because he roars before jumping off the side. Every single enemy in the game has an easy tell for all of their attacks, which is making this one of the easiest Metroid games ever to go no damage.

    • #458309
      Anonymous
      Guest

      They’re more fun to fight than the robot Chozo in my opinion

    • #458310
      Anonymous
      Guest

      they are too easy

    • #458311
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You can cancel free aiming with a flash shift.
      Knowing this is the difference between having a hard time and defeating these guys freely.

    • #458312
      Anonymous
      Guest

      they are too sexy

    • #458313
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Bait, jump, dash behind, pelt with misses, counter if charge up is blue. Easy peasey.

    • #458314
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Filtered retard.

      The only bad thing about these fights is that despite adding something new each time, they never really got hard enough.

    • #458315
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Eh? These are some of the best fights in the game. The chozo bots are way more annoying

    • #458316
      Anonymous
      Guest

      but they’re easier than the blade robo birds?

    • #458317
      Anonymous
      Guest

      These guys really don’t have many moves and all of them are easily dodged.

    • #458318
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I just beat the first one.
      Did Samus release the X on purpose?

      • #458326
        Anonymous
        Guest

        No. When you enter the door shuts behind you. When you leave it is wide open.
        It can be safely assumed that Samus didn’t do that on purpose.

      • #458327
        Anonymous
        Guest

        What gives you that idea?

    • #458319
      Anonymous
      Guest

      If you’re using missiles against these guys, you’re doing it wrong. Your cannon tears through them.

    • #458320
      Anonymous
      Guest

      wait is this a guy or a robot

      • #458321
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It’s an X copying a chozo warrior

        • #458323
          Anonymous
          Guest

          so the first one you encounter doesn’t do the ‘turn into something demented’ phase for gameplay reasons, that wasn’t just a regular chozo guy?

          • #458325
            Anonymous
            Guest

            What? All of them do the mouth splitting open thing

            • #458332
              Anonymous
              Guest

              okay you encounter first guy in Elun, and you’re right

    • #458322
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Use the plasma beam to kill them in 15 seconds

    • #458324
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >while taking a million missile hits
      lmao the bosses in Dread are made of paper, get good retard

    • #458328
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Flash Shifts behind you while holding R
      >Triple targets you with Storm Missiles

      Heh nothing personnel kid

    • #458329
      Anonymous
      Guest

      these guys really disappointed me, they only have 2 attacks (sometimes 3!!) and are only fought in flat empty box rooms. the chozo robots were much more interesting and way more difficult

    • #458330
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >*projectile vomits in ur face while jumping around at light speed while taking a million missile hits
      The game literally gives you one of the most broken weapons in the series with the storm missiles, how bad can you be?

      • #458341
        Anonymous
        Guest

        For me the problem was I didn’t realize you could still charge Storm Missiles even if you’re not holding L until I fought the Gold one.

        Also, the one that shows up after Samus succs the EMMI is fucking horrible, because there’s some barely-noticeable visual effect or something that makes the game’s framerate extremely unstable during that fight, so suddenly I’m trying to twitch-react to animations that I can only see half of because I’m playing the game on Nintendo’s decade-old hardware.

        • #458348
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >you could still charge Storm Missiles even if you’re not holding
          Please explain

          • #458352
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Storm missile charges so long as you hold R.
            You don’t need to be in free aim to start the charge cycle.

    • #458331
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I think you’re just bad, OP. The only boss I genuinely had trouble was the Escue and mainly because of it’s really inconsistent attack.

    • #458333
      Anonymous
      Guest

      What are you talking about, the x retards were the best part of the game.

    • #458334
      Anonymous
      Guest

      git gud
      t. shitter who died like 15 times to the first one of these guys

    • #458335
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Is Hard Mode just a damage increase? I honestly can’t tell.

      • #458338
        Anonymous
        Guest

        That’s really all I noticed. It’s my current favorite way to play the game. If you speedrun it, then bosses are pretty punishing since you won’t have a lot of energy tanks.

        • #458343
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I thought all of the bosses were punishing as hell even on the standard difficulty.

          • #458345
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Once you know them well enough, it becomes a lot easier. My third run of the game was on hard and I haven’t looked back. Hard is just too much fun.

            • #458351
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >tfw just finished my first run and it was over seven hours
              Not sure if I want to jump into a hard mode run or not yet

              • #458364
                Anonymous
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                I waited to play hard until I was able to get normal down in under 4 hours, which was three playthroughs. By then I felt confident enough with less resource expansions collected to take it to the next level for a fourth one and it was a hell of a lot of fun. Like the other guy I’m probably gonna be sticking with hard from now on. Enemies deal more damage but they don’t seem to tank more damaged from your attacks so as long as you’re good about just not getting hit it’s basically the same game, just with a more severe penalty when you do.

    • #458336
      Anonymous
      Guest

      nice feet

    • #458337
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Jump when they twirl their spear, when they ooze puke, go ALMOST directly under them, walk towards wall after they start, aim up, missile time. Repeat. Easy as pie.

    • #458339
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Most of them appear after Storm Missiles, which make them a total joke. Even then their pattern is just stab>wall jump>vomit>ground slam. They’re even easier than the robots.

    • #458340
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Come on anon, of all the enemies to complain about at least pick a difficult one.

    • #458342
      Anonymous
      Guest

      OP here, I was just talking about the last one you fight which was annoying because it seemed like you needed to wait until you could counter the attack to use the grapple to destroy his shield. I got gud and used the storm missiles to kill him pretty easily. You can all calm down now.

    • #458344
      Anonymous
      Guest

      filtered faggot

    • #458347
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Just shoot them.

      • #458354
        Anonymous
        Guest

        JAFFA
        KREE
        >Unsupported file type x5
        pretend I posted a chozo soldier

    • #458349
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >only have three moves, all of which are easy to avoid
      >don’t even have a ton of health and give you plenty of time to shoot them
      This is bait, yes? Gonna assume it is. Either way I do wish they had more to them since it’s just the same fight each time aside from when they bring shields and when one requires an extra step to break said shield. But they look cool and aren’t around enough to become annoying.

    • #458350
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The fastest damage is actually to use ice missiles while mashing beam in between. While they’re on the wall, use storm missile.

    • #458357
      Anonymous
      Guest

      People forget the storm missiles. Use them. They do a shit ton of damage.
      Also their patterns are incredibly easy to learn. By the time you fight the first one you should have the flash shift ability which helps. If they use their projectile vomit, literally walk up to them and dash back. Stop filtering yourself from playing Metroid dread, I promise you if you use your brain you will learn.

      • #458359
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Some anon said Storm did less DPS than Ice. Is that wrong?

        • #458361
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Storms do deal less damage than Ice overall, but I don’t know about DPS. Ice missiles for much slower and Storm missiles have the added benefit of being homing so you still hit enemies even if you have to dodge last second

        • #458362
          Anonymous
          Guest

          a trio of storm missles does slightly less damage than one ice missile. which is more effective depends on how consistently you can land direct missle hits. if the boss has 4-5 lock points, or you’re having to move around a bunch, it’s usually better to lock on and let the homing take care of it for you. if the boss is standing still, or your aim is really good, prefer ice missiles

    • #458358
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I want to fuck that.

    • #458360
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >hold R, press Y
      >repeat three times

    • #458363
      Anonymous
      Guest

      They’re hard the first time but they’re easy enough to learn how to deal with them, and coming back on a Hard playthrough and shredding them like they aint shit because you’ve gotten so much better at the game by then is incredibly satisfying.

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