Sebulba, Samus.

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    • #417910
      Anonymous
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      Sebulba, Samus.

    • #417911
      Anonymous
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      >30 minute infodump out of nowhere

      • #417915
        Anonymous
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        Nigga that was 5 mins at best, holy fuck you have the attention span of a fucking slug

        • #417958
          Anonymous
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          >Ganker is suddenly defending cutscenes in metroid
          Well this board is done

          • #417960
            Anonymous
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            Cutscenes are fine. It’s when cinematic elements blend into gameplay like walking and talking when it becomes a problem. Cutscenes can be skipped

          • #417961
            Anonymous
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            >make retarded statement
            >get called out
            >woooow, I can’t believe you’re defending cutscenes!

          • #417965
            Anonymous
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            >newfag suddenly desperate to prove himself as "old"

          • #417966
            Anonymous
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      • #417955
        Anonymous
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        His voice was nice. I could listen to him talk for hours

      • #417962
        Anonymous
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        its like 3 minutes tops wat

    • #417912
      Anonymous
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      Arigato, Exposition Beak

    • #417913
      Anonymous
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      If Samus had the same body proportion of her armor, she would be hotter, i mean look at that butt and those hips, compared the zerosuit.

      • #417914
        Anonymous
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        she looks like a midget torso with lifts and arm extensions to fill out the suit

        • #417928
          Anonymous
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          your game has the pace of a slug nintentranny

      • #417964
        Anonymous
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        You do realize that would just make the ass on her suit bigger, right?

    • #417916
      Anonymous
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      >Tamush Arah

    • #417917
      Anonymous
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      ASHKAR BEHEK

    • #417918
      Anonymous
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      >You must continue the Mawkin bloodline, my dau- I mean Samus Aran

      • #417924
        Anonymous
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        >literally about to go kick his ass
        >STILL committed to the bit
        was it autism?

        • #417935
          Anonymous
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          >rips off his own wing after the other gets shot off
          Autism or not, I’ve gotta give him credit, he’s great with the theatrics.

          • #417939
            Anonymous
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            His tongue looks like his dick

            • #417941
              Anonymous
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              *unzips corkscrew dick*

        • #417957
          Anonymous
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          Yes.

    • #417919
      Anonymous
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      do you think Samus had a fun childhood living with Chozo? Considering all the Chozo are old fucks I cant imagine she had any peers her own age to hang out with.
      probably nothing but warrior training then meditation or something lame like tending to a garden.

      • #417920
        Anonymous
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        yeah training her cunny to take big bird cock every night

      • #417921
        Anonymous
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        Looks like she had plenty of fun just hanging out on the surface of Zebes.

        • #417922
          Anonymous
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          I fully sympathise with Raven Beak wanting a Samus daughterfu

    • #417923
      Anonymous
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      So Samus was the Metroid all along

    • #417925
      Anonymous
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      I backtracked all the way from fucking Ghavoran to his room in Ferenia after Ilun and he wasn’t there 0/10

      • #417927
        Anonymous
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        >missing the part where he got X’d

        • #417931
          Anonymous
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          I was hoping for a secret boss or something
          He really was Exposition Beak

    • #417926
      Anonymous
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      samus has nice hips

    • #417929
      Anonymous
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      Thamus*

    • #417930
      Anonymous
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      bird language sounds like spanish.
      what did nintendo mean by this?

      • #417932
        Anonymous
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        Asian ignorance of European culture. It’s the same reason anglogermcucks suck at European history and pronunciations.

        • #417933
          Anonymous
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          >ignorance
          *indifference

      • #417934
        Anonymous
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        I was told chozo is just broken japanese words, and that it only sounds spanish because the VAs were spanish.

        • #417944
          Anonymous
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          The male VAs have English names. Samus is voiced by a Spaniard, though.
          Chozo language doesn’t sound like Spanish at all, they just talk with Japanese/Spanish phonetics (both share like 90% of their phonemes).

    • #417936
      Anonymous
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      Why was he able to resist the X parasite? Why did the X parasite turn off her Metroid rage?

      • #417946
        Anonymous
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        Fucking speedwatchers, I swear.
        The Metroid DNA took so long to manifest because of Samus’ Thoha DNA, and when she absorbs RobeX she gets a massive amount of Thoha DNA which suppresses the Metroid again. There’s a number of ideas about why he was able to maintain control, from the controlling nature of the Thoha, to their pacifism, to the X just wanting to stop that last Metroid.

        • #417949
          Anonymous
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          Great, that means she’s gonna be a fuckin’ nerd in the sequel

          • #417950
            Anonymous
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            Samus was always a nerd tho

        • #417956
          Anonymous
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          Both X and Metroids run on Aeion energy.

          Mawkin are science-warriors who make weapons out of Aeion energy. They created the Metroids.

          Thoha are science-mages who figure out how to manipulate Aeion energy and use it for constructive purposes. They control the Metroids.

          Samus spends the whole game absorbing Mawkin tech and energy, eventually gets all Metroided out after absorbing Raven Beak’s Hyper Beam.

          Quiet Robe-X retains his original identity thanks to his unmatched ability to control Aeion, and allows the X to be absorbed by Samus. This gives her the Aeion control needed to fucking chill out with her fully realized Metroid powers.

          Not that hard to follow.

          • #417967
            Anonymous
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            The Metroid made by the Thoha have nothing to do with aeion energy. It was the mutation of the Metroid by the Aeion energy on sr388 that caused them to lose control to begin with. It’s specifically the energy that the Thoha can’t control.

    • #417937
      Anonymous
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      Hollow Knight seems so mediocre and bland compared to Dread

    • #417938
      Anonymous
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      I was not expecting Samus to reply back in the same language

      • #417940
        Anonymous
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        my exact thought was "where is that female voice coming from-? oh shit!"

      • #417945
        Anonymous
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        And holy shit it was so cool.

      • #417951
        Anonymous
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        Why? She was raised by Chozo dumbass

        • #417953
          Anonymous
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          I was expecting her to be silent through the entire game or speaking whichever language you got the same set on

          • #417954
            Anonymous
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            What languages do you think would result in QR leaving her to die on the planet? I think if she started yammering in Brazilian or any kind of Chinese he’d just consider it a win.

    • #417942
      Anonymous
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      Has anyone made a Samus version of that "Kirby is fucking pissed" drawing yet?

    • #417943
      Anonymous
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      >Sebulba, Samoose
      Fixed

    • #417947
      Anonymous
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      >Bird was about to Nuke sr388 before Raven beak fucked everything
      Runs in the blood I guess.
      Interesting How they set the timeline here, with metroid maker making the Second game and the creation of metroids seem like a short time ago. And he knows about samus so she seems to have gotten popular around the fed times and after zero mission, or quiet robe is a zebesian.

      • #417948
        Anonymous
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        It’s honestly the best call to make. No fucking way do you ever want someone trying to resettle a planet that had shit like Metroids, or X, or high level Phazon corruption. All it takes is one that you happened to miss and they’re back in business.

    • #417952
      Anonymous
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      More like seebooba samus!

    • #417959
      Anonymous
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      >I = ana
      >you = ata
      >the = ili
      >is = sen
      >power = olmen
      >Raven Beak = Ashkar Behek
      >Samus Aran = Thamus Arlan
      >Metroid = Mathruid
      >X = Eris

    • #417963
      Anonymous
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      what does Samus do on her days off?

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