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so it’s exactly the same as the original. I want one
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why nintendo keeps selling old shit for high prices? xd
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because retards keep buying them
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i like nintendo but their fanbase is the biggest pile of faggot garbage in the world. they resell old shit because nu males with disposable income buy it to try and grasp and nostalgia straws.
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>waaah, they can’t just make products that clearly have demand, that money rightfully belongs to team B rich corporation
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tendies are pathetic lmao
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>The amount of mental gymnastics to come up with a retort as autistic as that
Wow, no wonder everyone thinks fisher price faggots like you are a waste of space.
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pretty sure the real reason is because people who grew up playing N64 are married and have kids now, so the parent buys it for their kid so the kid can experience the stuff they had growing up. but whatever fits your worldview you know
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Why do you keep posting old bait
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>14k LIKES
Not "woke" enough.
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Rumble used to be a pack you put into the back of the controller. This is soulless garbage.
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What, you think they’re going to put a pak port on the back just for rumble? Get real, would ya’? This would make sure it actually is expensive and not about par for a wireless controller with rumble.
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Oh please. If they did it 1:1 with the original controllers of having a slot in the back to put the rumble pak into you’d bitch about how stupid Nintendo is for not having it integrated already or how Nintendo are big garden gnomes for charging you separately for the controller and the rumble pak.
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why not just buy a pro controller?
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are you braindead?
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looks like you definitely are.
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so you are. nevermind then
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It seems you are
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Isn’t a pro controller like 70 and this is 50?
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I bought a pro controller for $50.
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I would kill to be able to taste the white powder from the stick again.
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so aside from nostalgia, why would anyone want one of these? its one of the worst controllers in videogame history.
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to run around my house pretending its an airplane?f ucking no imagination zoomers
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>run around my house pretending its an airplane
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Airplane? It’s clearly a facehugger.
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That’s just your opinion. I love it.
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this nigga is spitting facts
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>samefagging this hard
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It’s literally a bauble, and tendies are willing to pay for it
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N64 games are almost unplayable when emulated without the controller
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what the fuck are you even talking about? You can adjust deadzone amount, deadzone shape, and sensitivity of the analog stick. There is no Nintendo "magic" that makes the game only work with one proprietary analog stick, fuck off.
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I think he’s more referring to the fact that that 64 controller has 6 buttons and a middle shoulder button. Modern controllers aren’t exactly perfectly fit for that. You can make it work, but you’d have to make a separate controller config for every game, since almost every game uses the C-buttons differently.
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You just use the second analog stick for C-buttons… Most games have absolutely moronic C-button layouts so I typically rebind that shit anyways.
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Using the right stick for the C buttons sucks for games like Zelda or games that use it for more than just camera controls
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And why? You just press the right analog stick to the left if you wanna select the ocarina or something. What is harder about this than pressing a button?
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It’s not as fast, that’s about it.
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except for the one, where, you know, plug in an actual N64 controller and experience the magic
but you wouldn’t know anything of it because you cannot wrap your head nor hands around how to hold the fucking thing you’re so stupid -
t. zoomer who never played with an actual n64.
No matter how much deadzone amount, shape and sensitivity, your shitty modem controller only has 4-6 sensitivity levels to any side you move the stick while the n64 has 128 pressure levels. Cmon, go try to aim in perfect dark with you modern controller.-
>No matter how much deadzone amount, shape and sensitivity, your shitty modem controller only has 4-6 sensitivity levels to any side you move the stick while the n64 has 128 pressure levels. Cmon, go try to aim in perfect dark with you modern controller.
Tendies are actually so delusional HAHAHAAHALiterally 65,025 different reading locations on each analog stick. fucking retard
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Cmon, show me that precision aiming then, shouldn’t be hard to capture a webm right now right? Show me your magic modern controller trying to aim
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I’m on PC you retarded manchild, why the fuck would I use a controller to play FPS?
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>I’m on PC
No shit sherlock, a mouse and n64 controller can be used to perfectly aim on n64 games, not so much with any modern controller, that’s the fucking point, your reading comprehension is abysmal, fuck off.-
>not so much with any modern controller
so you were wrong "muh pressure levels" incorrectly thinking they had 4-6 when they have 128 per side. So now tell me, what proprietary MAGIC does the N64 controller have you fucking braindead manchild?Also you can rebind any control to any button or key or axis in an emulator. So again, what is your fucking point here?
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Im not wrong about modern controllers, modern controllers, dont have more than 6 pressure levels while the n64 does.
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Being in complete denial of reality doesn’t change the facts. You weren’t just wrong, you got absolutely btfo
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t. retard who hasn’t used n64 and modern controllers
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You said there was 4-6 sensitivity levels. There are 128 per direction. Now show me the readings for the N64 you fucking absolute moron
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you know what version of perfect dark someone playing with a modern controller is going to play, mate?
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>your shitty modem controller only has 4-6 sensitivity levels to any side
Most libraries for working with gamepad analogue controls, such as joysticks, give you ~1000 sensitivity values per analogue axis.
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Good thing N64 games are shit then, huh?
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Gamecube controllers are better in every way unless you’re an autistic SM64 speedrunner
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it’s one of the best tbh
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Nintendies are a special kind of retarded
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Nostalgia is the only reason
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Because it’s the best controller for N64 games, retard.
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not even speedrunners can use it for their games.
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I like controllers. Yes I’m autistic, sue me.
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>besides the whole point why would you get this?
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I understand why most people feel this way, but for my retardedly large yaoi hands it has always been a comfy as fuck controller. All you need is fingers long enough to comfortably hold the two sides, using the analog stick with your left thumb and the z trigger with your right ring finger. Then it is just a single stick+ d pad controller with 6 face buttons, two shoulder buttons and a trigger, which is a perfect layout for everything that isn’t a twinstick shooter or flight game.
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my old n64 controllers have fucked up joysticks
also this is bluetooth
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I like dumb novelty controllers, and I can afford to buy all the stupid shit I want.
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It’s a collector’s thing… you wouldn’t get it
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The GameCube one is worse
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>the best controller ever made
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I will buy one if I can use it with my N64. My OG ones are worn out and the third party controllers I’ve tried are fucking cancer.
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Even if it’s not officially supported, someone will figure out a way to make it work, and you’ll either be able to make an adapter yourself or buy one from China for chump change. It’s only a matter of time now.
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Got 2 on the way, can’t wait to throw them up on ebay for dumbass tendies to fight over
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>sold
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Can’t wait for Nintendo to make more and yours never sells. Fuck scalpers can suck my ass.
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these will be resold for above retail price for the entire time they’re made, even if they’re made forever, because you have to pay for NSO to buy one.
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It seems unlikely that anyone would bother with buying from a reseller just to save a few cents. Even if they sell at retail, I would still rather just pay the extra $4 to buy it directly.
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Stay mad
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>preorder
>sold-
Welcome to scalpageddon. Anything that has value will be purchased by 10000 bots and resold to you at 200% markup
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It’s funny because this POS shouldn’t have any value outside of making numales lose money over nostalgia.
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Hated this ugly piece of shit controller as a kid, still hate it now.
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blah blah money on top of money muh wojack
do better.-
>do better
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i think that was the point, for you to fixate on that phrase and then post this image as a reply, only for him to have a gotcha moment, which you would then no doubt serve back. ultimately, this comment has meant nothing as you will just quote this with one of your images, but i hope to put a stop to this.
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>this comment has meant nothing as you will just quote this with one of your images, but i hope to put a stop to this.
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>I’m a big smelly faggot
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n64 controller was the worst controller I’ve ever used. I thought this when it was out and i still haven’t run into a worse controller.
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>N64 controller goes up for sale in NA
>remember the bullshit with trying to preorder the SMT V collectors edition as an aussie
>"I’ll just wait for it to appear on AUS stores later"
>check it again today
>it’s been up the whole time
>"sold out"
FUCK YOU
they’re gonna make more, right? didn’t they just have a bunch of nes and snes controllers sitting behind the counter at eb games? -
Anyone else remember trying to do a 1080 in 1080 snowboarding witha more than 1 week old controller? literally impossible
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n64 controller was the best controller I’ve ever used. I thought this when it was out and i still haven’t run into a better controller.
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I broke at least 3 of them with regular use. The quality control was terrible.
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Every time I think I’ve reached a new height of disgust with Nitnendo fans they always surprise me.
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>rumble
>exactly
Last I checked, rumble was an expansion you shoved in the port on bottom like pic related.-
if they in fact add stadium, its either gonna be base rental bullshit, or they will find someway to integrate pokebank and maybe the 3ds/switch games transfer system
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That would actually be good, so probably not going to happen sadly.
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you never know, considering they put alot of effort into bank and that sleep app bullshit. but its nintendo we never know what they do
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Remember that the 3DS versions of the gameboy games had bank support
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I do wonder how they’re going to map c button controls to the joycons.
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right analog stick
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I was thinking wither that or ZL + face buttons.
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Same as a GameCube controller (which is why the C stick is yellow like the N64 C buttons)
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I’m still amazed that some designer thought that handle for a third hand was a good idea. Why would anyone buy one now is beyond me.
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>third hand
The idea was that for 2D games, your left hand would be at the D-Pad and for 3D games, it’d be at the joystick. It wasn’t the best design, but it made more sense at the time, until Sony perfected the controller a year later.-
Man it’s crazy to me people actually like the Dualshit. Easily one of the worst controllers ever created and they’re still using it to this day.
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>until Sony perfected the controller a year later.
>literally the worst controller of all time
>perfectedsweet jesus of mother
What’s wrong with it? It’s easily one of the best controllers ever made and it definitely blew every other controller in the 90s away.
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dualshock is uncomfortable af
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The Dualshock, sure, the grips were never long enough until the Dualshock 4, but the Dual Analog had long grips and concave joysticks like the DualShock 4. It’s comfy.
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the most non-ergonomic piece of shit ever made, I won’t even mention other things, everything is wrong with it
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>It’s easily one of the best controllers ever made and it definitely blew every other controller in the 90s away
I’m dead
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dualshit is garbage. snoys love their colored shapes since they never graduated past building blocks
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>t.zoomer
every controller in the 90s was shit except for the dualshock.
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>until Sony perfected the controller a year later.
>literally the worst controller of all time
>perfectedsweet jesus of mother
The DualSense is the best controller in existence by a significant margin. Take your meds. Your seething hatred of Sony is polluting your mind at this point.
>lowest input latency of any controller on the market (esp. after 1000Hz usbhidf)
>heavy and quality feel with solid construction
>great for large hands
>best overall layout
>best overall feeling/button pressures
>top-notch d-pad
>most input options for rebinding due to touchpad
>significantly better analog sensitivity and accuracy than the Xbox controller
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>lowest input latency of any controller on the market (esp. after 1000Hz usbhidf)
>heavy and quality feel with solid construction
>best overall layout
>best overall feeling/button pressures
Fair.
>top-notch d-pad
Absolutely not. Diagonals are absolute shit.
>most input options for rebinding due to touchpad
The touchpad has nothing to do with input rebinding, that’s entirely software side and most systems think the pad is a one-button pointing device.
>significantly better analog sensitivity and accuracy than the Xbox controller
Incorrect, and the sticks also are more likely to fail than an Xbox controller.
>optional haptic triggers and haptic feedback
Haptic feedback has always been shit and the haptic triggers are garbage.-
>Absolutely not. Diagonals are absolute shit.
I don’t play fighting games but I have no problem hitting diagonals, and it’s a pretty popular controller for fighting games, no?>that’s entirely software side
DS4Windows allows you to use gyro and touch functionality for a ton of purposes like changing profiles or macros or as different keys or key combinations. Steam also allows you to use gyro and both sides of the touchpad for rebinding (this is two extra buttons since touch pad is just used for an additional start/select in 99% of Steam games)>Incorrect, and the sticks also are more likely to fail than an Xbox controller.
Nope. That was already fixed, and was a very loud, very small vocal minority in the first place (Sony replaced all controllers for free anyways)>Haptic feedback has always been shit and the haptic triggers are garbage.
then disable them-
>pretty popular controller for fighting games
I’m afraid you’re going to need statistics for that claim.
>etc etc
Yes? DS4Windows/Steam is software side. That’s not inherently a feature of the controller. It’s literally just a touchpad and a button. It’s not going to work everywhere you can possibly use a controller, e.g. Android, older consoles through a mayflash adapter, Linux using hid-playstation, etc
>That was already fixed
Sure, tell me that again in a year or so. Nintendo also "fixed" their failing sticks multiple times and we all know how that turned out.
>then disable them
Fair for haptics, not for the triggers.
The triggers are too deep to work well with games that expect digital triggers and on top of that, some methods of use end up with the default haptics, e.g. moderately stiff instead of loose.-
>I’m afraid you’re going to need statistics for that claim.
>SCIENCE!!!
I’m afraid you need to go back>Yes? DS4Windows/Steam is software side.
The point is you have more input options you fucking moron. With less buttons there is only so many ways you can bind them. With a touch pad, which is two buttons + swipes (directional, two fingers, etc.) plus gyro, it gives you way more input options.>Sure, tell me that again in a year or so. Nintendo also "fixed" their failing sticks multiple times and we all know how that turned out.
cope>The triggers are too deep to work well with games that expect digital triggers and on top of that, some methods of use end up with the default haptics, e.g. moderately stiff instead of loose.
Then adjust where the triggers activate in DS4Windows or Steam or just rebind the controls… You can have them as hair triggers so a digital input goes through the second they actuate… how fucking stupid are you? You can rebind this however you want for any game with Steam (including games you add) or have DS4Windows profiles for analog vs. digital triggers and just double-swipe to change profiles in literally a second.But yes, let’s have little shitty digital triggers instead so you have one option and no choice.
Go play with your Switch you fucking manchild.
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>But yes, let’s have little shitty digital triggers instead
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>I’m afraid you need to go back
That’s not how making sweeping assumptions works.
>The point is you have more input options you fucking moron.
You didn’t even read what I wrote, apparently.
>cope
Yes, just like how you’re coping with the fact that you can’t refute anything I just said.
>Then adjust where the triggers activate in DS4Windows or Steam or just rebind the controls…
Again, you didn’t read anything I wrote.
>Go play with your Switch you fucking manchild.
I’m a PCfag and use a DS controller for literally everything, moron. It doesn’t change that games that use L2/R2 like a button and expect you to push it repeatedly work like ass with analog triggers, especially the DS’. They worked much better with the DS4 and DS3 due to the distance you need to push in.Nice to see you have no valid arguments, though. I accept your concession. Go suck snoy’s dick, I’m sure they care. Meanwhile, I’ll continue to use what sucks the least and point out the flaws.
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>That’s not how making sweeping assumptions works.
You made a sweeping generalization that it sucks for diagonals, which is false. Maybe YOU suck with diagonals.>You didn’t even read what I wrote, apparently.
You said that more inputs can only be utilized with software. That’s not true because some games do utilize the touchpad, especially console games. And second of all.. why the fuck would you NOT use software when it gives you so, so much more customization and features?? My point was that having more inputs through gyro, touchpad, and swipe allows you to map more inputs and hotkeys within software like DS4Windows or Steam. What the fuck is your point here that you need software to rebind and hotkey them?>Yes, just like how you’re coping with the fact that you can’t refute anything I just said.
I can’t refute that you need software for controller customization? I wasn’t ever trying to refute that. You made a strawman in your head. Take your meds.> It doesn’t change that games that use L2/R2 like a button and expect you to push it repeatedly work like ass with analog triggers
That’s either a game or Steam issue. Most programs outright let you adjust trigger deadzone, and if they don’t you can always adjust it for any game ever through DS4Windows or Steam. DS actually has smaller trigger deadzones than both DS3 and DS4 so this is just a complete nonsense point. Use a profile for digital triggers in DS4Windows, rebind certain actions off triggers in games, make a template with hair triggers in Steam and apply it to certain games. It’s really not that fucking complicated, you have numerous ways that all work perfectly fine. Personally, even with deadzone set to zero, I would rather only use triggers (for ANY controller) only for actions that are infrequent and don’t require rapid pressing or timing (like map, inventory, etc.)Seriously, what the fuck is even your point here? Do you just not understand how Steam Config and DS4Windows work?
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It’s pretty good. I’d probably say its the best one I’ve used because of the haptics (in games that use them properly). I hope that becomes standard since Microsoft was considering putting them in a survey.
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Did Microsoft’s survey include the possibility of including gyro and joining the level competing controllers have been on since the mid aughts?
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>no back buttons
>touchpad is useless because it is tiny and stick are in the way
>analog stick are in the way when you try to use touchpad
I can’t comprehend how this is considered to be perfect. Just because other companies are scared to innovate in any way doesn’t mean that sony’s dumb decisions are justified.-
>touchpad is useless because it is tiny and stick are in the way
What the actual fuck are you talking about lmao It’s literally bigger than both the d-pad and the face buttons combined>analog stick are in the way when you try to use touchpad
you just slide your thumbs off the sticks onto the touchpad… like what the fuck… do you have tiny-ass baby hands or what?
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>great for large hands
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im genuinely sorry for you if you’re a man and you have small hands, 5’2 women have bigger hands than you
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I’m white and I have massive hands I’m six foot three.
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>>top-notch d-pad
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strictly average d-pad
sticks feel easily breakable
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no, it’s the worst of the worst
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>until Sony perfected the controller a year later.
>literally the worst controller of all time
>perfectedsweet jesus of mother
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>perfected
>clearly not enough buttons, see DS kick and jump
>half of your fingers are unused
>analog stick for aiming
Nah, at this pace it will take sony like 20 years to make a perfect controller.
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>60 USD A MONTH NINTENDO SUBSCRIPTION
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>when the analog stick starts grinding to dust after few games of mario party
I hope not.
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Where did this shit come from? I brought out my N64 a few months ago and all the controllers still worked after years of constant use around 20+ years ago. Even my main blue controller didn’t have a stick problem.
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All N64 sticks by nature of the design grind down the bowl. Supposedly you can delay this by applying grease in it and some folks have modded it with a metal bowl. It’s very much a When not If situation, if your sticks are good like yours or mine you avoided Mario Party 1 and only played more gentler games or didn’t do or die on them when playing party games.
If you eliminate the grinding design flaw though they’re very good sticks. Capable of doing some very fine movements modern analog sticks are incapable of which is why there’s never been a perfect clone controller.
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Maybe they’ll use metal bowls on these, but that may just be too optimistic
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Is the middle grip for dilating?
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seething lmao
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>exactly the same
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Imagine not still having your N64 controllers with all the little attatchments.
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>sign in to nintendo account
>"Please input google authenticator code"
>threw out my old phone
>"If you are having trouble, input the backup code given to you when you first used google authenticator"
>didn’t write it down
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You’re boned. Contact customer support and pray.
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That’s fucking stupid.
Brb gonna stop my mum from using this garbage to save her from having an aneurism over this shit later down the line (its going to fucking happen).
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If you’re using the same gmail, just download the google authentication again
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use authy next time since google authenticator, unlike authy, gets lost if you change phone
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Hey thanks for chiming in with something that doesn’t help!
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you’re fucked, there’s no helping that
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>>threw out my old phone
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Just put in your username and password wtf does google have to do with nintendo fuckhead?
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This. I’ve never even owned a PlayStation, but the DualSense is my controller of choice on PC. The Xbox controller doesn’t even come close.
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they didn’t last long, but a fresh analog stick on the n64 has yet to be topped. the subtle thickness of it….
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the sticks turn to dust in about an hour, yet they still "kinda" work after 20 years. Most reliable shit level quality items I have owned
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>the sticks turn to dust in about an hour
But good lord that stick feels amazing in that first hour. Gotta love that tactile feedback.I pity those who have never felt a fresh n64 controller.
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Don’t care, still buying it
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They need to change the analog stick internally. Everything else is fine though they will probably put rumble inside the controller so it won’t be like the original at all
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I hated this controller.
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They’re gonna restock them, right?
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>$50+tax+shipping for the second worst controller ever designed
good deal
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if rumble is built in, it’s not the same as the original
probably no controller pack slot either
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>rumble
minor feature I could care less about
>wireless
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Have fun with the stick wearing out really quickly
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They’d have to be really stupid to start up plastic-on-plastic joystick manufacture again just for a novelty controller.
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>Worst controller in vidya history
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that would be the dreamcast controller, but N64 is a close 2nd.
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>implying they’te both worse than Quasimodo here
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RESTOCK WHEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Don’t tell me this late October bullshit-
i wanted to get one for emulation but i guess not
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What species was this controller designed for?
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There are copetards saying that if you were supposed to use the analog stick, you had to hold the middle prong with one of your hands.
The controller is just badly designed.
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Does it have the wheel joystick or is it just another modern ALPS or ALPS-clone piece of potentiometer shit?
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Can you use it with a PC?
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>so it’s exactly the same as the original.
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>n64
>shitcube
>wii
>shitch
so much shit controllers
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