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    • #445332
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      so it’s exactly the same as the original. I want one

    • #445333
      Anonymous
      Guest

      why nintendo keeps selling old shit for high prices? xd

      • #445337
        Anonymous
        Guest

        because retards keep buying them

      • #445424
        Anonymous
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        i like nintendo but their fanbase is the biggest pile of faggot garbage in the world. they resell old shit because nu males with disposable income buy it to try and grasp and nostalgia straws.

        • #445433
          Anonymous
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          >waaah, they can’t just make products that clearly have demand, that money rightfully belongs to team B rich corporation
          Off yourself

          • #445475
            Anonymous
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            tendies are pathetic lmao

          • #445497
            Anonymous
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            >The amount of mental gymnastics to come up with a retort as autistic as that
            Wow, no wonder everyone thinks fisher price faggots like you are a waste of space.

        • #445495
          Anonymous
          Guest

          pretty sure the real reason is because people who grew up playing N64 are married and have kids now, so the parent buys it for their kid so the kid can experience the stuff they had growing up. but whatever fits your worldview you know

      • #445432
        Anonymous
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        Why do you keep posting old bait

      • #445460
        Anonymous
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        • #445464
          Anonymous
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          >14k LIKES
          Not "woke" enough.

    • #445334
      Anonymous
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      Rumble used to be a pack you put into the back of the controller. This is soulless garbage.

      • #445447
        Anonymous
        Guest

        What, you think they’re going to put a pak port on the back just for rumble? Get real, would ya’? This would make sure it actually is expensive and not about par for a wireless controller with rumble.

      • #445488
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Oh please. If they did it 1:1 with the original controllers of having a slot in the back to put the rumble pak into you’d bitch about how stupid Nintendo is for not having it integrated already or how Nintendo are big garden gnomes for charging you separately for the controller and the rumble pak.

    • #445335
      Anonymous
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      why not just buy a pro controller?

      • #445338
        Anonymous
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        are you braindead?

        • #445340
          Anonymous
          Guest

          looks like you definitely are.

          • #445341
            Anonymous
            Guest

            so you are. nevermind then

        • #445372
          Anonymous
          Guest

          It seems you are

      • #445452
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Isn’t a pro controller like 70 and this is 50?

        • #445496
          Anonymous
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          I bought a pro controller for $50.

    • #445336
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I would kill to be able to taste the white powder from the stick again.

    • #445339
      Anonymous
      Guest

      so aside from nostalgia, why would anyone want one of these? its one of the worst controllers in videogame history.

      • #445342
        Anonymous
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        to run around my house pretending its an airplane?f ucking no imagination zoomers

        • #445389
          Anonymous
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          >run around my house pretending its an airplane
          sounds pretty fun if you ask me

        • #445474
          Anonymous
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          Airplane? It’s clearly a facehugger.

      • #445343
        Anonymous
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        That’s just your opinion. I love it.

      • #445344
        Anonymous
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        this nigga is spitting facts

      • #445347
        Anonymous
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        It’s literally a bauble, and tendies are willing to pay for it

      • #445348
        Anonymous
        Guest

        N64 games are almost unplayable when emulated without the controller

        • #445349
          Anonymous
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          what the fuck are you even talking about? You can adjust deadzone amount, deadzone shape, and sensitivity of the analog stick. There is no Nintendo "magic" that makes the game only work with one proprietary analog stick, fuck off.

          • #445352
            Anonymous
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            I think he’s more referring to the fact that that 64 controller has 6 buttons and a middle shoulder button. Modern controllers aren’t exactly perfectly fit for that. You can make it work, but you’d have to make a separate controller config for every game, since almost every game uses the C-buttons differently.

            • #445374
              Anonymous
              Guest

              You just use the second analog stick for C-buttons… Most games have absolutely moronic C-button layouts so I typically rebind that shit anyways.

              • #445440
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Using the right stick for the C buttons sucks for games like Zelda or games that use it for more than just camera controls

                • #445458
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  And why? You just press the right analog stick to the left if you wanna select the ocarina or something. What is harder about this than pressing a button?

                  • #445463
                    Anonymous
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                    It’s not as fast, that’s about it.

          • #445353
            Anonymous
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            except for the one, where, you know, plug in an actual N64 controller and experience the magic
            but you wouldn’t know anything of it because you cannot wrap your head nor hands around how to hold the fucking thing you’re so stupid

          • #445416
            Anonymous
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            t. zoomer who never played with an actual n64.
            No matter how much deadzone amount, shape and sensitivity, your shitty modem controller only has 4-6 sensitivity levels to any side you move the stick while the n64 has 128 pressure levels. Cmon, go try to aim in perfect dark with you modern controller.

            • #445420
              Anonymous
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              >No matter how much deadzone amount, shape and sensitivity, your shitty modem controller only has 4-6 sensitivity levels to any side you move the stick while the n64 has 128 pressure levels. Cmon, go try to aim in perfect dark with you modern controller.
              Tendies are actually so delusional HAHAHAAHA

              Literally 65,025 different reading locations on each analog stick. fucking retard

              • #445421
                Anonymous
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                Cmon, show me that precision aiming then, shouldn’t be hard to capture a webm right now right? Show me your magic modern controller trying to aim

                • #445423
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  I’m on PC you retarded manchild, why the fuck would I use a controller to play FPS?

                  • #445427
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    >I’m on PC
                    No shit sherlock, a mouse and n64 controller can be used to perfectly aim on n64 games, not so much with any modern controller, that’s the fucking point, your reading comprehension is abysmal, fuck off.

                    • #445430
                      Anonymous
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                      >not so much with any modern controller
                      so you were wrong "muh pressure levels" incorrectly thinking they had 4-6 when they have 128 per side. So now tell me, what proprietary MAGIC does the N64 controller have you fucking braindead manchild?

                      Also you can rebind any control to any button or key or axis in an emulator. So again, what is your fucking point here?

                      • #445435
                        Anonymous
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                        Im not wrong about modern controllers, modern controllers, dont have more than 6 pressure levels while the n64 does.
                        Your reading comprehension is still shit, kys

                      • #445466
                        Anonymous
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                        Being in complete denial of reality doesn’t change the facts. You weren’t just wrong, you got absolutely btfo

                      • #445468
                        Anonymous
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                        t. retard who hasn’t used n64 and modern controllers

                      • #445472
                        Anonymous
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                        You said there was 4-6 sensitivity levels. There are 128 per direction. Now show me the readings for the N64 you fucking absolute moron

            • #445477
              Anonymous
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            • #445483
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >your shitty modem controller only has 4-6 sensitivity levels to any side

              Most libraries for working with gamepad analogue controls, such as joysticks, give you ~1000 sensitivity values per analogue axis.

        • #445400
          Anonymous
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          Good thing N64 games are shit then, huh?

        • #445480
          Anonymous
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          Because itโ€™s the best controller for N64 games, retard.

          Gamecube controllers are better in every way unless you’re an autistic SM64 speedrunner

      • #445351
        Anonymous
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        it’s one of the best tbh

      • #445369
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Nintendies are a special kind of retarded

      • #445403
        Anonymous
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        Nostalgia is the only reason

      • #445439
        Anonymous
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        Because itโ€™s the best controller for N64 games, retard.

      • #445442
        Anonymous
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        not even speedrunners can use it for their games.

      • #445443
        Anonymous
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        I like controllers. Yes I’m autistic, sue me.

      • #445444
        Anonymous
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        >besides the whole point why would you get this?

      • #445459
        Anonymous
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        I understand why most people feel this way, but for my retardedly large yaoi hands it has always been a comfy as fuck controller. All you need is fingers long enough to comfortably hold the two sides, using the analog stick with your left thumb and the z trigger with your right ring finger. Then it is just a single stick+ d pad controller with 6 face buttons, two shoulder buttons and a trigger, which is a perfect layout for everything that isn’t a twinstick shooter or flight game.

      • #445461
        Anonymous
        Guest

        my old n64 controllers have fucked up joysticks

        also this is bluetooth

      • #445465
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I like dumb novelty controllers, and I can afford to buy all the stupid shit I want.

      • #445493
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It’s a collector’s thing… you wouldn’t get it

      • #445498
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The GameCube one is worse

    • #445346
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >the best controller ever made
      i want one too OP

    • #445350
      Anonymous
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      I will buy one if I can use it with my N64. My OG ones are worn out and the third party controllers I’ve tried are fucking cancer.

      • #445492
        Anonymous
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        Even if it’s not officially supported, someone will figure out a way to make it work, and you’ll either be able to make an adapter yourself or buy one from China for chump change. It’s only a matter of time now.

    • #445354
      Anonymous
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      Got 2 on the way, can’t wait to throw them up on ebay for dumbass tendies to fight over

      • #445383
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >sold
        >for 200 bucks

      • #445453
        Anonymous
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        Can’t wait for Nintendo to make more and yours never sells. Fuck scalpers can suck my ass.

        • #445469
          Anonymous
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          these will be resold for above retail price for the entire time they’re made, even if they’re made forever, because you have to pay for NSO to buy one.

          • #445473
            Anonymous
            Guest

            It seems unlikely that anyone would bother with buying from a reseller just to save a few cents. Even if they sell at retail, I would still rather just pay the extra $4 to buy it directly.

        • #445501
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Stay mad

      • #445490
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >preorder
        >sold

        • #445491
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Welcome to scalpageddon. Anything that has value will be purchased by 10000 bots and resold to you at 200% markup

          • #445499
            Anonymous
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            It’s funny because this POS shouldn’t have any value outside of making numales lose money over nostalgia.

    • #445355
      Anonymous
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      Hated this ugly piece of shit controller as a kid, still hate it now.

    • #445356
      Anonymous
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      […]

      blah blah money on top of money muh wojack
      do better.

      • #445357
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >do better

        • #445359
          Anonymous
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          i think that was the point, for you to fixate on that phrase and then post this image as a reply, only for him to have a gotcha moment, which you would then no doubt serve back. ultimately, this comment has meant nothing as you will just quote this with one of your images, but i hope to put a stop to this.

          • #445368
            Anonymous
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            >this comment has meant nothing as you will just quote this with one of your images, but i hope to put a stop to this.

            • #445395
              Anonymous
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              >I’m a big smelly faggot

    • #445358
      Anonymous
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      n64 controller was the worst controller I’ve ever used. I thought this when it was out and i still haven’t run into a worse controller.

    • #445360
      Anonymous
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      >N64 controller goes up for sale in NA
      >remember the bullshit with trying to preorder the SMT V collectors edition as an aussie
      >"I’ll just wait for it to appear on AUS stores later"
      >check it again today
      >it’s been up the whole time
      >"sold out"
      FUCK YOU
      they’re gonna make more, right? didn’t they just have a bunch of nes and snes controllers sitting behind the counter at eb games?

    • #445361
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Anyone else remember trying to do a 1080 in 1080 snowboarding witha more than 1 week old controller? literally impossible

    • #445362
      Anonymous
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      n64 controller was the best controller I’ve ever used. I thought this when it was out and i still haven’t run into a better controller.

      • #445364
        Anonymous
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        I broke at least 3 of them with regular use. The quality control was terrible.

    • #445363
      Anonymous
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      Every time I think I’ve reached a new height of disgust with Nitnendo fans they always surprise me.

    • #445365
      Anonymous
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      >rumble
      >exactly
      Last I checked, rumble was an expansion you shoved in the port on bottom like pic related.

    • #445366
      Anonymous
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      I do wonder how they’re going to map c button controls to the joycons.

      • #445375
        Anonymous
        Guest

        right analog stick

        • #445381
          Anonymous
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          I was thinking wither that or ZL + face buttons.

      • #445379
        Anonymous
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        Same as a GameCube controller (which is why the C stick is yellow like the N64 C buttons)

    • #445367
      Anonymous
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      I’m still amazed that some designer thought that handle for a third hand was a good idea. Why would anyone buy one now is beyond me.

      • #445370
        Anonymous
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        >third hand
        The idea was that for 2D games, your left hand would be at the D-Pad and for 3D games, it’d be at the joystick. It wasn’t the best design, but it made more sense at the time, until Sony perfected the controller a year later.

        • #445373
          Anonymous
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          Man it’s crazy to me people actually like the Dualshit. Easily one of the worst controllers ever created and they’re still using it to this day.

          • #445384
            Anonymous
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            >until Sony perfected the controller a year later.

            >literally the worst controller of all time
            >perfected

            sweet jesus of mother

            What’s wrong with it? It’s easily one of the best controllers ever made and it definitely blew every other controller in the 90s away.

            • #445387
              Anonymous
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              dualshock is uncomfortable af

            • #445388
              Anonymous
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              the most non-ergonomic piece of shit ever made, I won’t even mention other things, everything is wrong with it

            • #445391
              Anonymous
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              >It’s easily one of the best controllers ever made and it definitely blew every other controller in the 90s away

              I’m dead

            • #445429
              Anonymous
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              dualshit is garbage. snoys love their colored shapes since they never graduated past building blocks

              • #445431
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >t.zoomer
                every controller in the 90s was shit except for the dualshock.

          • #445398
            Anonymous
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            >until Sony perfected the controller a year later.

            >literally the worst controller of all time
            >perfected

            sweet jesus of mother

            >perfected
            >clearly not enough buttons, see DS kick and jump
            >half of your fingers are unused
            >analog stick for aiming
            Nah, at this pace it will take sony like 20 years to make a perfect controller.

            The DualSense is the best controller in existence by a significant margin. Take your meds. Your seething hatred of Sony is polluting your mind at this point.

            >lowest input latency of any controller on the market (esp. after 1000Hz usbhidf)
            >heavy and quality feel with solid construction
            >great for large hands
            >best overall layout
            >best overall feeling/button pressures
            >top-notch d-pad
            >most input options for rebinding due to touchpad
            >significantly better analog sensitivity and accuracy than the Xbox controller
            >optional haptic triggers and haptic feedback

            • #445404
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >lowest input latency of any controller on the market (esp. after 1000Hz usbhidf)
              >heavy and quality feel with solid construction
              >best overall layout
              >best overall feeling/button pressures
              Fair.
              >top-notch d-pad
              Absolutely not. Diagonals are absolute shit.
              >most input options for rebinding due to touchpad
              The touchpad has nothing to do with input rebinding, that’s entirely software side and most systems think the pad is a one-button pointing device.
              >significantly better analog sensitivity and accuracy than the Xbox controller
              Incorrect, and the sticks also are more likely to fail than an Xbox controller.
              >optional haptic triggers and haptic feedback
              Haptic feedback has always been shit and the haptic triggers are garbage.

              • #445409
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >Absolutely not. Diagonals are absolute shit.
                I don’t play fighting games but I have no problem hitting diagonals, and it’s a pretty popular controller for fighting games, no?

                >that’s entirely software side
                DS4Windows allows you to use gyro and touch functionality for a ton of purposes like changing profiles or macros or as different keys or key combinations. Steam also allows you to use gyro and both sides of the touchpad for rebinding (this is two extra buttons since touch pad is just used for an additional start/select in 99% of Steam games)

                >Incorrect, and the sticks also are more likely to fail than an Xbox controller.
                Nope. That was already fixed, and was a very loud, very small vocal minority in the first place (Sony replaced all controllers for free anyways)

                >Haptic feedback has always been shit and the haptic triggers are garbage.
                then disable them

                • #445414
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  >pretty popular controller for fighting games
                  I’m afraid you’re going to need statistics for that claim.
                  >etc etc
                  Yes? DS4Windows/Steam is software side. That’s not inherently a feature of the controller. It’s literally just a touchpad and a button. It’s not going to work everywhere you can possibly use a controller, e.g. Android, older consoles through a mayflash adapter, Linux using hid-playstation, etc
                  >That was already fixed
                  Sure, tell me that again in a year or so. Nintendo also "fixed" their failing sticks multiple times and we all know how that turned out.
                  >then disable them
                  Fair for haptics, not for the triggers.
                  The triggers are too deep to work well with games that expect digital triggers and on top of that, some methods of use end up with the default haptics, e.g. moderately stiff instead of loose.

                  • #445419
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    >I’m afraid you’re going to need statistics for that claim.
                    >SCIENCE!!!
                    I’m afraid you need to go back

                    >Yes? DS4Windows/Steam is software side.
                    The point is you have more input options you fucking moron. With less buttons there is only so many ways you can bind them. With a touch pad, which is two buttons + swipes (directional, two fingers, etc.) plus gyro, it gives you way more input options.

                    >Sure, tell me that again in a year or so. Nintendo also "fixed" their failing sticks multiple times and we all know how that turned out.
                    cope

                    >The triggers are too deep to work well with games that expect digital triggers and on top of that, some methods of use end up with the default haptics, e.g. moderately stiff instead of loose.
                    Then adjust where the triggers activate in DS4Windows or Steam or just rebind the controls… You can have them as hair triggers so a digital input goes through the second they actuate… how fucking stupid are you? You can rebind this however you want for any game with Steam (including games you add) or have DS4Windows profiles for analog vs. digital triggers and just double-swipe to change profiles in literally a second.

                    But yes, let’s have little shitty digital triggers instead so you have one option and no choice.

                    Go play with your Switch you fucking manchild.

                    • #445436
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      >But yes, let’s have little shitty digital triggers instead
                      Lets. Analog triggers fucking suck and are only good for racing games, a long dead genre.

                    • #445445
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      >I’m afraid you need to go back
                      That’s not how making sweeping assumptions works.
                      >The point is you have more input options you fucking moron.
                      You didn’t even read what I wrote, apparently.
                      >cope
                      Yes, just like how you’re coping with the fact that you can’t refute anything I just said.
                      >Then adjust where the triggers activate in DS4Windows or Steam or just rebind the controls…
                      Again, you didn’t read anything I wrote.
                      >Go play with your Switch you fucking manchild.
                      I’m a PCfag and use a DS controller for literally everything, moron. It doesn’t change that games that use L2/R2 like a button and expect you to push it repeatedly work like ass with analog triggers, especially the DS’. They worked much better with the DS4 and DS3 due to the distance you need to push in.

                      Nice to see you have no valid arguments, though. I accept your concession. Go suck snoy’s dick, I’m sure they care. Meanwhile, I’ll continue to use what sucks the least and point out the flaws.

                      • #445478
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >That’s not how making sweeping assumptions works.
                        You made a sweeping generalization that it sucks for diagonals, which is false. Maybe YOU suck with diagonals.

                        >You didn’t even read what I wrote, apparently.
                        You said that more inputs can only be utilized with software. That’s not true because some games do utilize the touchpad, especially console games. And second of all.. why the fuck would you NOT use software when it gives you so, so much more customization and features?? My point was that having more inputs through gyro, touchpad, and swipe allows you to map more inputs and hotkeys within software like DS4Windows or Steam. What the fuck is your point here that you need software to rebind and hotkey them?

                        >Yes, just like how you’re coping with the fact that you can’t refute anything I just said.
                        I can’t refute that you need software for controller customization? I wasn’t ever trying to refute that. You made a strawman in your head. Take your meds.

                        > It doesn’t change that games that use L2/R2 like a button and expect you to push it repeatedly work like ass with analog triggers
                        That’s either a game or Steam issue. Most programs outright let you adjust trigger deadzone, and if they don’t you can always adjust it for any game ever through DS4Windows or Steam. DS actually has smaller trigger deadzones than both DS3 and DS4 so this is just a complete nonsense point. Use a profile for digital triggers in DS4Windows, rebind certain actions off triggers in games, make a template with hair triggers in Steam and apply it to certain games. It’s really not that fucking complicated, you have numerous ways that all work perfectly fine. Personally, even with deadzone set to zero, I would rather only use triggers (for ANY controller) only for actions that are infrequent and don’t require rapid pressing or timing (like map, inventory, etc.)

                        Seriously, what the fuck is even your point here? Do you just not understand how Steam Config and DS4Windows work?

            • #445407
              Anonymous
              Guest

              It’s pretty good. I’d probably say its the best one I’ve used because of the haptics (in games that use them properly). I hope that becomes standard since Microsoft was considering putting them in a survey.

              • #445471
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Did Microsoft’s survey include the possibility of including gyro and joining the level competing controllers have been on since the mid aughts?

            • #445411
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >no back buttons
              >touchpad is useless because it is tiny and stick are in the way
              >analog stick are in the way when you try to use touchpad
              I can’t comprehend how this is considered to be perfect. Just because other companies are scared to innovate in any way doesn’t mean that sony’s dumb decisions are justified.

              • #445415
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >touchpad is useless because it is tiny and stick are in the way
                What the actual fuck are you talking about lmao It’s literally bigger than both the d-pad and the face buttons combined

                >analog stick are in the way when you try to use touchpad
                you just slide your thumbs off the sticks onto the touchpad… like what the fuck… do you have tiny-ass baby hands or what?

            • #445412
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >great for large hands
              But I’m white?

              • #445434
                Anonymous
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                im genuinely sorry for you if you’re a man and you have small hands, 5’2 women have bigger hands than you

              • #445438
                Anonymous
                Guest

                I’m white and I have massive hands I’m six foot three.

            • #445454
              Anonymous
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              >>top-notch d-pad
              good bait

            • #445470
              Anonymous
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              strictly average d-pad
              sticks feel easily breakable
              grips changed to sharp uncomfortable design for no good reason (probably to fig snugly in cheaper charging cradles)

            • #445484
              Anonymous
              Guest

              no, it’s the worst of the worst

        • #445378
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >until Sony perfected the controller a year later.

          >literally the worst controller of all time
          >perfected

          sweet jesus of mother

        • #445385
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >perfected
          >clearly not enough buttons, see DS kick and jump
          >half of your fingers are unused
          >analog stick for aiming
          Nah, at this pace it will take sony like 20 years to make a perfect controller.

    • #445371
      Anonymous
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      […]

      >60 USD A MONTH NINTENDO SUBSCRIPTION
      lol he doesn’t know

    • #445376
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >when the analog stick starts grinding to dust after few games of mario party

      I hope not.

      • #445399
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Where did this shit come from? I brought out my N64 a few months ago and all the controllers still worked after years of constant use around 20+ years ago. Even my main blue controller didn’t have a stick problem.

        • #445413
          Anonymous
          Guest

          All N64 sticks by nature of the design grind down the bowl. Supposedly you can delay this by applying grease in it and some folks have modded it with a metal bowl. It’s very much a When not If situation, if your sticks are good like yours or mine you avoided Mario Party 1 and only played more gentler games or didn’t do or die on them when playing party games.

          If you eliminate the grinding design flaw though they’re very good sticks. Capable of doing some very fine movements modern analog sticks are incapable of which is why there’s never been a perfect clone controller.

          • #445476
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Maybe they’ll use metal bowls on these, but that may just be too optimistic

    • #445377
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Is the middle grip for dilating?

    • #445380
      Anonymous
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      […]

      seething lmao

    • #445382
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >exactly the same
      Doubt until I see someone compare the joystick to an original.

    • #445386
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Imagine not still having your N64 controllers with all the little attatchments.

    • #445392
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >sign in to nintendo account
      >"Please input google authenticator code"
      >threw out my old phone
      >"If you are having trouble, input the backup code given to you when you first used google authenticator"
      >didn’t write it down
      bros???

      • #445393
        Anonymous
        Guest

        You’re boned. Contact customer support and pray.

        • #445394
          Anonymous
          Guest

          That’s fucking stupid.
          Brb gonna stop my mum from using this garbage to save her from having an aneurism over this shit later down the line (its going to fucking happen).

      • #445397
        Anonymous
        Guest

        If you’re using the same gmail, just download the google authentication again

      • #445422
        Anonymous
        Guest

        use authy next time since google authenticator, unlike authy, gets lost if you change phone

        • #445425
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Hey thanks for chiming in with something that doesn’t help!

          • #445426
            Anonymous
            Guest

            you’re fucked, there’s no helping that

      • #445428
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >>threw out my old phone
        what the fuck is wrong with you people

      • #445455
        Anonymous
        Guest

        ?
        Just put in your username and password wtf does google have to do with nintendo fuckhead?

    • #445396
      Anonymous
      Guest

      […]

      This. I’ve never even owned a PlayStation, but the DualSense is my controller of choice on PC. The Xbox controller doesn’t even come close.

    • #445401
      Anonymous
      Guest

      they didn’t last long, but a fresh analog stick on the n64 has yet to be topped. the subtle thickness of it….

    • #445402
      Anonymous
      Guest

      the sticks turn to dust in about an hour, yet they still "kinda" work after 20 years. Most reliable shit level quality items I have owned

      • #445410
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >the sticks turn to dust in about an hour
        But good lord that stick feels amazing in that first hour. Gotta love that tactile feedback.

        I pity those who have never felt a fresh n64 controller.

    • #445405
      Anonymous
      Guest

      […]

      Don’t care, still buying it

    • #445406
      Anonymous
      Guest

      They need to change the analog stick internally. Everything else is fine though they will probably put rumble inside the controller so it won’t be like the original at all

    • #445408
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I hated this controller.

    • #445417
      Anonymous
      Guest

      They’re gonna restock them, right?

    • #445418
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >$50+tax+shipping for the second worst controller ever designed

      good deal

    • #445437
      Anonymous
      Guest

      if rumble is built in, it’s not the same as the original

      probably no controller pack slot either

    • #445441
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >rumble
      minor feature I could care less about
      >wireless
      probably the main issue for me, since if there is significant input lag I might be turned away from the games entirely.

    • #445448
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Have fun with the stick wearing out really quickly

      • #445449
        Anonymous
        Guest

        They’d have to be really stupid to start up plastic-on-plastic joystick manufacture again just for a novelty controller.

    • #445457
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Worst controller in vidya history
      I… Must… CONSUUUUUME!

      • #445462
        Anonymous
        Guest

        that would be the dreamcast controller, but N64 is a close 2nd.

        • #445489
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >implying they’te both worse than Quasimodo here

    • #445467
      Anonymous
      Guest

      RESTOCK WHEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
      Don’t tell me this late October bullshit

      • #445485
        Anonymous
        Guest

        i wanted to get one for emulation but i guess not

    • #445481
      Anonymous
      Guest

      What species was this controller designed for?

      • #445487
        Anonymous
        Guest

        There are copetards saying that if you were supposed to use the analog stick, you had to hold the middle prong with one of your hands.
        The controller is just badly designed.

    • #445482
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Does it have the wheel joystick or is it just another modern ALPS or ALPS-clone piece of potentiometer shit?

    • #445486
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Can you use it with a PC?

    • #445494
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >so it’s exactly the same as the original.
      I have my doubts until someone opens one up.

    • #445500
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >n64
      >shitcube
      >wii
      >shitch
      so much shit controllers

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