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mario what would you do if you walking down the street with peach and a little green goomba scurried over and asked her for money
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Why is the goomba green?
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Gang affiliation.
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Goomb street for life
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YOU PICKED THE WRONG CASTLE FOOL
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>ay toad, the yay leaving cloud kingdom right?
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thanks doc
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Poison effect
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I’d probably take a picture of his plate number.
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Classic Tomar
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Green and retired
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uhhh I would call the police…
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remove panel 2 and 3
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>removing the references to american history x
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>/v/’s retarded notion of brevity more often than not removes key elements
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Remove 1 and 2, keep 3 and 4.
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perfect
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keep only 4 and add the mario line of text
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>dude what if nintendo character made violence
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>dude what if comedy was…LE BAD!
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now post koopa girl
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LOL
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WOAH! WHAT IF MARIO TOOK MUSHROOMS AND GOT HIGH? WOAH! WHAT IF CHILDHOOD THING WAS LIKE ACTUALLY DARK AND SHIT?
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mario violence haha mushrooms drugs
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Good. Fuck pedos.
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yeah let the pedos get away scot free by stomping the children instead of stomping the pedos
good logic dumbfuck-
lol angry pedo detected.
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unironically it hurts pedos more to see the kids dead because they can no longer fuck anything
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>he thinks death will stop anyone
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>if we kill all our sheep the wolves will starve!
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>he doesn’t know
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what does the law say about fucking dead bodies? would that guy still be arrested?
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>what does the law say about necrophilia
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Desecration of a corpse, probably a separate law for child corpse
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first the tornado took that kid’s body for a spin
then the pedo did-
Goddammit Carlos
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>if they’re dead, they’ll never grow up and get older. It’s literally a best case scenario for them
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>kill all the children to stop the pedos
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What was the original?
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Dark Souls
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Let me guess, American huh?
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Yeah we should fuck over pedophiles by killing all children so they have no one to rape
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>Stick it to pedos by killing little girls
Psychopath.-
this is some next level shit
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Based. Moefags ruined not only anime but nip games too.
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>refuse to harm children
>pedo -
>being so anti-pedo that you kill all children so they have no one to molest and die out as a result
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>Kill all kids in the World to end pedophilia
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MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING OF MUSHROOMS
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Shrooms would be better
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Did they fuck? Yeah they fucked. I fucked.
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>So here’s the drill, Luigi. I’m your history teacher now. We will call this class… Mushroom Kingom History X
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yeah but its an american history x reference which was the punchline
nothing can save this piece of shit
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Completely misses the joke. Congrats, you zoomer fucking shit, I guess.
this is Ganker
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>nooo! my pedowood movie reference!
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Completely misses the joke. Congrats, you zoomer fucking shit, I guess.
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yeah but its an american history x reference which was the punchline
nothing can save this piece of shit
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not him but, the editor didn’t recognize the importance of the american history x joke.[…]
I know it’s a reference, I just wanted to make a funny "fixed" edit. Sorry for trying to make you laugh I guess.
Thank you bro, you understand.
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>I know it’s a reference, I just wanted to make a funny "fixed" edit. Sorry for trying to make you laugh I guess.
No-one wants to see your shitty fixes ruining this thread-
Shut the fuck up, the thread was supposed to be a gamer comic thread, yet you fucks can’t shut up about the movie.
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>Sorry for trying to make you laugh I guess.
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Dumb frogposter
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Uninstall Ganker.
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not him but, the editor didn’t recognize the importance of the american history x joke.[…]
You are assuming the guy who made the edit is american. How the fuck do you expect people from other countries would know some irrelevant part of your shitty country’s boring and stupid history?
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There was a famous murder case in Germany in the early 00s where some skinheads curb stomped another teen (all of those were millenials btw).
They admitted knowing about the film.
Really, this is more of a generational (or in the case of the poster allegedly making the edit, an autist) thing than an american/non-american thing.-
Unfortunately i’m not german either, so in my country it was probably not talked much about..
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American Hisory X is a film about Edward Norton as a skinhead who goes to jail for curbstomping a black guy who was trying to rob him only to find out that the aryan brotherhood in prison is no different than the minority gangs, becomes disillusioned with the movement and abandons it.
It originally had an ending where he rejoins it for reasons I won’t spoil but the director got told by garden gnomes to not do that because they wanted to install a progressiveness point of view. -
its rare for someone to be this obsessed while pretending not care about american bullshit. also
>why would you assume someone had seen an american movie in a thread about a meme based on said american movie on an american image board -
This bait is abhorrent on so many levels. Good job I guess.
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dumbass, it was fine the way it was
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refixed
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Too much text
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Not enough text, now it’s fixed and big brained.
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still too much
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>internet explorer
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This is better. Ignore the fags.
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this
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Why would you willingly bite the curb if you know you’re gonna die?
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no, it’s either die by a shot to the head or lose all your teeth.
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he looks a bit hispanic
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White supremacists are often gross mutts that cling to an identity they’ve never understood.
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Pretty sure that snaps the jaw in half as well as most teeth
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Don’t you die either way? Getting curb stomped is gonna crush your head
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kino
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I remember watching this as a kid, but only this part.
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hey guys
wouldn’t it be hilarious if there was a comic where mario took mushrooms and got high?-
*psst* it’s-a-me, Shroomio
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Ah finally excuse to post this
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God Tee K.O. is fun.
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>>reddit
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not him but, the editor didn’t recognize the importance of the american history x joke.
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I’d wager he did know but cut those panels anyway since shortening webcomics is kind of a running gag in itself on Ganker.
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Derek deserved praise for killing those spooks
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>Millennials didn’t watch it either.
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Or just blame both, dumbass.
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where’s the joke?
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he never said he watched it as a child dipshit
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Be honest, how many of you had a smile on your face?
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>Millennials didn’t watch it either
wtf are you talking about. are you saying they’re were too young to watch it or something? like I legit don’t understand how the fuck did you come up with this conclusion -
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>You watched it later in your life.
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Not that anon, but I watched Akira and Princess Monoke at like 10, you are vastly overestimating parental oversight.
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Princess Mononoke is a childrens movie i watched it with my 6 year old niece last week.
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I watched the entirety of Evangelion minus the movie at 10. Shit was weird, Asuka in the bathtub was neat though. I still like it, but mostly because of the Angels themselves. I love monster design like that, it’s why I enjoyed Devil Survivor 2 so much.
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The point was that zoomers don’t watch anything from before, what? 2010? If they watch movies at all, that is.
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Kill Bill is totally the kind of movie you watch when you’re a kid
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I have always thought this was stupid. I can’t think of much that sounds worse than having your jaw and teeth broken on a curb. Shoot me then fuck me in the ass whilst pistol whipping me then light me on fire, still sounds more enjoyable than this shit.
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You know how when they’re gonna kill people, they make them dig their own graves first? Do you know why people do it? Because when faced with the choice of “die” or “live 8 more seconds” you always pick the latter in the end. When the guy with the gun tells you to do something, you do it. You don’t reason about it.
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Except that shit doesn’t actually happen. No one digs their own grave. They tell the gunman to dig it themselves.
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youve never seen cartel/isis videos have you? lucky fucker
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staged
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You dig in the hopes that something happens during the time you take digging and you are either rescued or can escape.
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has that ever actually happened (not a movie)
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Definitely at least once. But for 99% of every POW digging a grave, they end up in that grave.
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Maybe, it’s worth a try. And sometimes it’s just a mock execution.
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There’s a difference between buying time by digging a human sized hole for 30mins and laying on the ground instantly and getting your face smashed just because you’re at gun point by ONE dude.
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You’re on /tv/, that alone skews your perspective.
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Sounds more like you just had strict parents.
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>it’s rated R therefore impossible kids to watch
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Damn bros imagine being a white nationalist and having goth nazi chicks wet their panties over you… too bad im a brown garden gnome :^(
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99.99% of "nazi chicks" are ugly as fuck anyways. and "goth" chicks now are gigawoke so therer probably 0 overlap between goth chicks and nazi chicks
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Gigawoke doesn’t mean shit when you still need cock, and right wingers give it more than lefties. Of course your chances may vary.
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Can’t wait to hear Chris Pratt deliver this line
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He’s so cool.
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Anon, millenials don’t start at the late 80s. So there are more than enough "millenials" who were already like 15 or 16 when that movie came out, so yeah, they could have seen it in the theater.
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>What’s stopping zoomers from watching it as adults?
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Yeah, it seemed like it was building up on some kind of lesson, and then the ending just brought everything back to square one.
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The lesson was that violence begets violence. It’s really not that hard to understand.
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So if you’re violent, you shouldn’t try to make amends because you will die. So you should just keep committing violence since the cycle is never going to end.
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That’s a good message.
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The lesson was around blacks, never relax.
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>main character’s dad is killed by a melanoid
>main character’s house is broken into by a melanoid
>main character gets shot in the back by a melanoid
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Yeah, it’s literally Naruto with the hatred cycles and meme friendships, but this movie is great because it’s doesn’t simply preach melanoidMAN GOOD, it’s a very red pilled in fact.
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The lesson is that whites can be just as niggy as blacks
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>unlikely
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71 replies and no one posted the classic.
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>the fact that the screen doesn’t line up with their stances
ludokino
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WHY THE FUCK DOESN’T MARIO HAVE A NOSE
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>On this very website
Yeah, that’s the problem. On this website you also have actual, real 40 year old virgins. But most people aren’t like that.
I watched Golden Boy on tv, late in the evening, in secret. I watched South Park when it came out in secret. And did some other stuff.
Just because the retarded sheltered kids with retarded sheltering parents are drawn to this website means everyone is/was like that.
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Don’t choose violence if it can be avoided AND never relax around blacks. Simple as .
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DUDE
WHAT IF
WAIT
DUDE
HEAR ME
HEAR ME OUT
DUDE
WHAT IF
MARIO WAS VIOLENT?
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What was the name of this technique?
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kek
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It’s better than the other edit but it still misses some of the context of the joke.
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Better than that other fag.
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Actually better
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Go read the archives then, retard.
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shouldn’t have posted your shitty nonsensical edit, then
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>has to google laser cheese
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Like pottery. Go back and have a nice day. -
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Ganker has the worst sense of humor of all the boards so it makes sense that they would remove all the build up from a joke and just keep the punchline while thinking they are comedic geniuses
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>Ganker has the worst sense of humor of all the boards
Nah, that’s Ganker. Or /poo/, but I don’t go there.
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How new are you?
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>Zoom zoom, little guy.
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Can someone please post that image of luigi’s skeleton in a glass jar with bionic limbs kept alive by a powerstar while he looks at mario’s brain in a jar
I’ve been looking for it on google for over twenty minutes and no matter what keywords I use I can’t fucking find it and it’s driving me insane.
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No
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THANK FUCK
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So this inspired hideo.
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What the fuck is this SOMA shit
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>people call out the bait
>still gets caught
>mass call out the ones who got baited
>one dude explains how he knows whats going on despite giving the shipost a (you)
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>Yeah I was only pretending to be retarded
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soma? this is what you call this kind of surreal art? where can i find more?
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>muh pol
Go back -
your favorite video game’s first search result is reddit
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have a nice day
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fixed it even more for you
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lol
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lmao’d
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what if violence was funny
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is there a female edit?
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How exactly does curb stomping kill a person? Are they having their neck broken or something I dunno how having all your teeth broken would kill you.
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it is a poor version of this
https://youtu.be/zejte1xSZKI?t=100
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>missing the filename
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That’s actually pretty funny
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is there a positive spin?
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It’s innately positive because the game helps them escape the destitution, disaster, and depression they associate with real life.
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Loving Every Laugh
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this proves that modern society was a mistake
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k-kino?!
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You could say this about any game, lol.
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SOUL
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Are they complaining about righteous peaceful protests?
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the last one isn’t DUDE COVID LMAO, it’s 2013 I think, she’s holding a 3DS.
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Yeah, it’s 2018
https://www.danegeorges.com/x-ray/debtfree
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this except neither are good
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The last one is the most kino, not only for actually remotely trying with the art, but also for being New Leaf, not NH.
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Whomp did it better in 2012
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That’s a different kind of feeling, one for shut-ins, not forcibly home-ridden normalfags.
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Wow it’s almost like Animal Crossing is unhealthy when people use it as a substitute for their real life…
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>"Dig it yourself, melanoid."
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>They still have to dig hole
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Why the fuck would they tell you to did a grave for yourself if they already have a mass grave?
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you are autistic please see a doctor and get diagnosed
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Those sure were some words.
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lol!
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your i is upside down
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Why would anyone bite the fucking curb in the implied unironic situation that they are mocking?
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So you are skipping over the real fact that Nazis did this to gnomish children? It’s ok if you do it?
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I personally met Mengele and he would never
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oh no the American is crying again about fairy tales
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Read about the holomodor
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The Holocaust was Hitler’s crowning achievement and he should have won. We’re all living in a democratic dystopia because he lost.
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It’s not about racism, its about america. Every person in the movie is portrayed as a criminal.
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Can it be fixed using the loss metric?
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Nailed it
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Back to /poo/ with your retarded shit
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what does this even mean? my god
you need to stop using the internet for a bit my good man
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based Spy vs. Spy poster
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wow racist…
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>casually monoxides them with a peace pipe
Grey Spy doesn’t fuck around
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>Derek makes a legitimate argument about illegals pouring over the border, government does nothing, the average guy gets fucked over by it
>immediately associated with violence to make the viewer want to disagree with himNo gnomish tactics for me, boys.
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I just realized that I would fuck anything wearing a skirt
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don’t do this to me
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It is a thoughtful and poignant reminder of the dangers of simping.
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LEK
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you gotta post the one where it gets the upperhand in the end
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bahahaha
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lol what the fuck
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This is the best
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actual cope
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whops, sorry, wrong doge
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actual schizo
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Jose does what Timmy don’t
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WHAT IF MARIO……..DID DRUGS!!!!
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both sides…. bad and same… rich companies pushing trans heavily merely a coincidence! no pattern! no mass notice! stop notice! cut penis off!
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almost never happens, threads that get deleted don’t even have topics that are pretending to do with video games
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what a fucking dumb comic, those threads hit bump limit and end up archived.
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should I bother posting old comics
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what did bethesda mean by this?
does anyone have the screencap where retards on reddit make a "fixed" version because they are butthurt over "hurtful racist language"
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Legit might just be a random faggot, I’ve seen the same few "nazi in dress" images across a fucking decade at this point.
At least /poo/ spices up their schizo every now and then, do something different every now and again like furry nazis. I’ve only seen them pop up a dozen or times in my experience and they tend to be pretty good shit. Instead same shit different day, months on end. -
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that’s because Prohias was pure soul
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Wow, just like in my chinese webm.
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why does it look like this entire comic was tattooed onto someone.
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I can’t rewatch American History X because the guy gets raped in prison, I can’t deal with rape.
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It’s propaganda anyway
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ITT
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>marriage is just about have better cums
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>fighting sharia law is just about cummies
What’s going on?
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>There was no way you watched it when you were 10
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>Unlikely
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L O L vast majority of parents do not give a shit. I tried to explain why GTA was a bad idea for one kid and the dad said “I give him porn to watch, I’m not raising a faggot.” And I can’t count how many times my 8 year old cousins watched shit like Friday the 13th and Hell Raiser and Species and all kinds of R rated stuff that they had their parents put in the VCR for them. This also doesn’t include the sleep overs at friends houses that had HBO real sex and softcore Cinemax After Dark. Those two channels also having shit like American History X ripe for the watching. -
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You can obviously like order and hierarchy and be gay. The dynamics of tops and bottoms are just that.
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>IP count didn’t go up for these
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You want me to go to Argentina? I don’t even like Argentina!
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>killing yourself to avoid torture and mutilation by the soviets
>killing yourself because your delusions weren’t real your family gone and you failed to twist your offspring to being degenerates
garden gnomes did this during the siege of Masada
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>marriage is just about have better cums[…]
>fighting sharia law is just about cummiesWhat’s going on?
It’s illegal to impersonate someone with Ganker X.
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But I’m not a garden gnome. Why is this happening?
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Thanks for dumping all these Spy vs Spy comics. Love em.
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You’re welcome. I love you.
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Hey retard the 80 Iq is you for falling for this troll and sneeding for whats obviously a joke.
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>the state of newfags
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>Responding to a well sourced image with a word vomit from Ganker that uses a wojak as a post image that doesn’t even attempt to source anything
>Freaks out at the slightest bit of resistance towards your shitposting and says something as cringeworthy as " The fact that you think you are equal to me is audacity in the extreme"
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>books instead of sources
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>>books instead of sources
Most history is done through books, unfortunately.
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"Debunked"
Buddy, every major holocaust source even corroborates the simple fact that not a single wartime document has been fonud on the german side that supports the idea of a Final Solution.-
>Source: my buddies from Ganker
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https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/first-moments-hitlers-final-solution-180961387/
"Though no written documents of the meeting survive"
There is not a single document in the world from the perspective of the nazis outlining a true plan for a so-called Final Solution.-
The article you posted is full of examples proving you wrong, but you’re focusing on the documents of a single meeting and pretending like that debunks the holocaust.
I know being retarded and being a /poo/ schizo go hand in hand, but God, you’re really fucking retarded.
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"full of examples proving you wrong"
As I said, there is not a single wartime document that’d been found that ordains the murder of millions of garden gnomes under a supposed Final Solution.
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>all of those deleted posts from seemingly different anons
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It was just two autists trying to out-strawman each other.
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Uh… Lol?
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now post the porn edit he got super mad at
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also want this
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Is his reaction documented somewhere?
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piglike in appearance
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>1/2th of the posts are deleted
>its from 1 asshurt retard
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>jannies can’t ban multiple people at the same time
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>evil scientist isn’t allowed to be evil because his victim didn’t consent to being turned into a flesh puppet
its like how they retconed it so some orc guy didn’t call another character a bitch because he may have lead an army around pillaging and killing but he can’t say a bad word to a woman.
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>No argument
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>already beaten up
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I dont get it. He bites the curb but then Mario makes his slide back and forth on that block?
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