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    • #388884
      Anonymous
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      Stop buying this overpriced garbage (metroid dread). You just encourage Nintendo to develop a game with an outdated gameplay with an outdated graphic instead of a game with a state-of-the-art gameplay with a photorealism graphic. And it will cost you 60 bucks too.

    • #388885
      Anonymous
      Guest

      PSSFHPSFPHFSPHFSPHPFSHPFSHPFSHPFSPHFSPHPFSHPFSHPFSPHSFPHPFSHSFHPFSH

      • #388901
        Anonymous
        Guest

        FPBP

      • #388904
        Anonymous
        Guest

        first post, best post.

      • #388925
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Man, look at him go

      • #388962
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Fpbp

      • #388966
        Anonymous
        Guest

        fpbp

      • #388980
        Anonymous
        Guest
      • #388986
        Anonymous
        Guest

        FPBP

      • #388989
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Holy shit look how hard this guy can piss

      • #388991
        Anonymous
        Guest
        • #388995
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Nice

    • #388886
      Anonymous
      Guest

      i cannot believe it’s $60
      lol

    • #388887
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How can a single game cause this much anger from both sides?

      • #388893
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >both sides

        not quite

      • #388902
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >both sides
        wut? One side is enjoying their game while the other side is doing everything they can to stop that side from having fun.

      • #388922
        nig
        Guest

        >both sides
        lmao
        they hate that nintendo switch is a hit
        they hate that nintendo switch oled is a bestseller
        they hate that nintendo has bayonetta 3
        they hate that nintendo has metroid dread

        • #388959
          Anonymous
          Guest

          And they seethe I can play it on my PC at better FPS and for free :^)

          • #389006
            Anonymous
            Guest
          • #389008
            Boco
            Guest

            Good for you, you had to emulate another console’s games to finally have something to play.

      • #388934
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The only people upset are Snoys that don’t have a PC. PC mustards can emulate, Xbox chads have PCs and can emulate, and Nintenbros has a Switch. Even the Hollow Knight shitposting is false flagging Snoys, since HK is also on Switch.

        • #388996
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Xbox chads have PCs
          The fuck why
          Isn’t that horribly redundant?

      • #388937
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Both sides
        I’m just enjoying Dread. I’m not really sure why everyone is seething over it tbh

        • #389002
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Because it’s GOTY and had the beat reviews of any game this year. Snoys are shaking and since they don’t have any games to play they spend their time posting about how the game is only 4 hours and other lies.

      • #388950
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >A-actually everyone is angry!
        Is this the new cope?

      • #388967
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Only Snoys are angry about this game, no one who can play this would be this much of a schizo about it.

    • #388888
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Name an alternative.

      • #388890
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Halo Infinite, TLOU2, HL Alyx

        • #388892
          Anonymous
          Guest

          No no. And Alternative game in the genre.

        • #388895
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Not even out yet, bad, and trapped in VR. Your 0 for 3

        • #388903
          Anonymous
          Guest

          have a nice day snoy

        • #388999
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >TLOU2

          Confirmed trolling.

      • #388898
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Returnal (no joking)

        • #388961
          Anonymous
          Guest

          How is Returnal, a 3D rougelike, similar to a 2D Metroid game?

    • #388889
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Hopefully Prime will be a cinematic game with a great graphic (don’t think it will be that good like Returnal though since Switch has shit performance) so it can justify its 60 bucks tag.

    • #388891
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Is it actually good?

      • #388894
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Yes. But that’s besides the point. The point being they want to shitpost.

      • #388899
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It’s amazing. Not "worth waiting 19 years" amazing, but amazing nonetheless.

      • #388912
        Anonymous
        Guest

        yes
        not worth $60 though

      • #388949
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Its the best game in the last few years. Best controlling 2d platformer ever made too.

    • #388896
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I will now buy this game.

    • #388897
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Another day, another seething OP…
      Dreadbros won, snoycucks lost. Simple as

    • #388900
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Lots of anti-Metroid copium. Means the game is doing really well. Go fuck yourself, OP.

    • #388905
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >an outdated gameplay
      >an outdated graphic
      >a state-of-the-art gameplay
      >a photorealism graphic
      Dread shitposters are ESLs, go figure.

      • #389001
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Fire Emblem: TH is the bestselling FE game, and it hasn’t crossed 4 million in sales. Sorry but Metroid isn’t crossing 3 million.

    • #388906
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Something tells me it’s reaching 5 million this year

      • #388909
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Europe already claims it’s physical copies outsold the last highest selling Metroid. Prime 3. like 2 days after release in Europe.

        • #388920
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Not quite. It had the best launch week in the series, previously held by Corruption. The original Prime had the highest total sales.

      • #388910
        Anonymous
        Guest

        If Metroid ended up among the top 10 best selling franchises on Switch I’d cum buckets

        • #388914
          Anonymous
          Guest

          10th best selling game on Switch is at 11 million so I don’t see that happening. It will still sell very, very well though.

          • #388924
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Franchises, not individual games.
            At the moment the top 10 is something like
            >Super Mario
            >Pokémon
            >Animal Crossing
            >Zelda
            >Smash
            >Splatoon
            >Ring Fit
            >Monster Hunter
            >Xenoblade
            >Among Us
            There’s a big gap between Monster Hunter (7.5m) and Xenoblade (3.5m) so if Dread sells 4m+ it’d comfortably make this list.

            • #388926
              Anonymous
              Guest

              In that case, add Minecraft and Clubhouse games to that list.

              • #388928
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Minecraft’s apparently only at 2.6m on Switch and I don’t think numbers exist for Minecraft Dungeons.
                Clubhouse Games is at 3.1m so it doesn’t make the list, Among Us barely beats it at 3.2m.

            • #388929
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >Xenoblade 2 has sold 3.5
              I’m so proud of ’em. We’re gonna be Nintendo’s next big thing behind Splatoon since ARMS didn’t land quite as big, bless it’s heart.

              • #388930
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Why does she have five toes?

              • #388931
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Xenoblade 2 + Xenoblade Definitive Edition + Torna standalone has sold 3.5M

              • #388936
                Anonymous
                Guest

                XC2 has sold 2.2 million last time it was brought up (years before the recent Smash hype). XC1 has sold 1.5 million so far. XC1 + XC2 are roughly at 3.7 million. The sales listed here counts every game from every franchises available on the Switch.

                • #388956
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Shouldn’t Fire Emblem be higher than Xenoblade then?
                  Warriors sold 1 million, Three Houses sold 3 million

                  • #388960
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    Everyone tends to forget that FE exists, anon.

                  • #388965
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    I admittedly forgot about Warriors, but its sales are split between Switch and 3DS and they never released a full breakdown. Either way it would bump Amogus off the list.

                  • #388978
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    Yes Three Houses alone means that it should be in the list just behind the two Xenoblade games combined.

                    • #388982
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      >Three Houses alone means that it should be in the list just behind the two Xenoblade games combined
                      Not true. The last released numbers for Three Houses were 3.02m, Among Us is at 3.2m.

      • #388911
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Nah, it will be only 2 million copies.

      • #388913
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Would be cool, especially since metroid has never been a big seller (top was prime at around 3 miilion i believe ?)

    • #388907
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >overpriced
      Nah youre just poor

    • #388908
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Not even playing it freely stops the seethe
      Dread not only GOTY but GOTD

    • #388915
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Metroid hasn’t asked me to buy cosmetic upgrades yet, so it’s a 10/10

    • #388917
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >outdated gameplay with outdated graphics
      Honestly, I think we should go back 10 years in terms of video games innovations, games were actually fun back then. maybe 15 years

    • #388918
      Anonymous
      Guest

      it’s already 4k/120fps and cost $0, what more do you want?

    • #388921
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >snoys resorting to begging people to stop buying Nintendo products
      keep crying, I’m buying it this week

    • #388923
      Anonymous
      Guest

      please cry more sony baby

      • #388932
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Speaking of Sony Babbies

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahIy-DWUFg4

        This is fucking DSP levels of incompetence.

        • #388935
          Anonymous
          Guest

          No one can be THIS retarded?

          • #388939
            Anonymous
            Guest

            David Jaffe is the definition of a retard. Talk about a fall from grace, I still have fond memories of Twisted Metal and his priceless reactions from The Tester.

          • #388940
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Very retarded

            • #388943
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Jaffe doesn’t like it? Well now I have to buy it fuck

            • #388945
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >Shills a Shantae game
              >Not even the only good one, Pirate’s Curse

            • #388951
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Is Seven Sirens even any good? I liked the original Shantae on GBC and Pirate’s Curse.

              • #388953
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Probably the most forgettable Shantae game in a series that has no shortage of forgettable games

              • #388970
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Don’t listen to retards, it is the second best in the series after Pirate’s Curse. Finally feels like a full fledged Castlevania-style game. The transformations are now more like ability upgrades rather than being locked behind the dances, and dances are used for room-wise abilities like scan visor or power bomb type moves.

            • #388969
              Anonymous
              Guest

              This dude is an absolute retard, holy shit.

            • #388975
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Please don’t use Seven Sirens (a good game) to attack Dread (an amazing game). All you will do is build animosity for Shantae that it doesn’t deserve.

        • #388938
          Anonymous
          Guest

          this is one of those "i’m going to post an extremely retarded take for attention" faggots, don’t post this again or you’re playing into it.

        • #388944
          Anonymous
          Guest

          The block needs more neon green moss with Samus muttering “maybe I can shoot the walls…?” as a hint, like all Sony games.

          • #389009
            Anonymous
            Guest

            It’s funny because there’s like at least 3 subtle visual cues that there’s something up with those blocks (back ground shines light on them, enemies are near by, you can see there’s an upper level) and it’s still not enough for this guy

        • #388947
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Reminds me of John Blow seething at Hollow Knight because he was too stupid to cut a rope

          • #388952
            Anonymous
            Guest

            he’s too high iq for hollow knight

            • #388954
              Anonymous
              Guest
              • #388958
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Based Blow, dabbing line puzzles all over shitty calarts metroidvanias

              • #389011
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Speaking of Sony Babbies

                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahIy-DWUFg4

                This is fucking DSP levels of incompetence.

                why are some people so pissed off when they misinterpret something. i have dumbshit moments all the time where the answer is right in front of me but i just laugh at how dumb i am to miss it.

                • #389014
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  People like Jaffe and Blow are just incredibly high off of their own farts

        • #388976
          Anonymous
          Guest

          This guy was a game designer? wtf

          • #388977
            Anonymous
            Guest

            He should read the tutorials

          • #388983
            Anonymous
            Guest

            And the image doesn’t even mention that the breakable area is highlighted by the glowing orange window, or how there (was) an enemy ON THE BREAKABLE PART OF THR CEILING, as if it was trying to trick the player into shooting the blocks by accident.

          • #388992
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >twisted metal and gow
            I don’t think he needed an analytical thinking skill to direct these games, anon.

            • #388993
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Wait, you’re telling me this literal who is am unironic snoy shill? What is it about this game that ass ravages the ps shills?

              • #389000
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Hey, at least twisted metal was a fun game.

        • #388990
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Kek, the thing is that there are visual clues here

        • #388994
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Unironically got stuck here and reset my save thinking I fucked up and locked myself in
          >Realized my mistake after the fact and kicked myself in the ass when I saw.
          >This guy is unironically a game developer.
          >Had to stop the video entirely when I recognized the room and understood what the video was before continuing to confirm.

          Didn’t God of War feature something like this or was it really more brain dead than this?

        • #389004
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Jesus Christ I got stuck in the game for about 2 hours and it was because I failed to notice something small, but I didn’t hate the game for it. I just felt really stupid.

          • #389007
            Anonymous
            Guest

            These people don’t like feeling stupid, that’s why they try to be influencers, journalists and online celebrities, so people listen to them and think they are hearing a smart insightfull person with lots of smart things to say, they don’t just want to sniff their farts, they want YOU to sniff them as well basically.

    • #388927
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >(metroid dread)
      Thanks OP I was confused as to what you were talking about before this necessary addition to your post

    • #388933
      Anonymous
      Guest

      What exactly is this ‘state-of-the-art gameplay’ you refer to?

    • #388941
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Seriously considering buying a new copy even though I don’t even have a Switch just to spite you, OP. Don’t even particularly like supporting Nintendo.

    • #388942
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Sour grapes.

    • #388946
      Nintendojitsu
      Guest

      For every Dread thread (be it bait or genuine), the game will sell 1000 copies.

    • #388948
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Loving all the seethe from snoyggers and steaming turdies. Enjoy your movie "games"

    • #388955
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Can you chinks stick to your genchink threads?

      • #388957
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Thread is the result of DECADES-long consolewar faggotry
        >"Surely the fags of a year old multiplat gatcha game is behind this!"
        The fuck is this logic?

    • #388963
      Anonymous
      Guest

      tranny op lol

    • #388964
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How come you schizos never sleep? Jesus.

    • #388968
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >state-of-the-art gameplay
      Impossible.
      >photorealism graphic
      Boring.

    • #388971
      Anonymous
      Guest

      no, go play your crap Returnal.

    • #388972
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Stop (giving me an order)

      No, get fucked xd

    • #388973
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You think you’re mad now just wait a month.

      • #388974
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Chad-Tendo just can’t stop winning baybay

      • #388979
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Easy 10 million seller right here. Can you imagine that this chibi game is going to outsold the entire PS5 library so far?

        • #388987
          Anonymous
          Guest

          It’s a remake of a game that sold 17 million and a follow-up to a game that sold 21 million.

          • #388998
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I’m being pessimistic by calling it a 10 million seller because the way the game is presented may lower the sales a bit. A mainline pokémon game on its worst day is closer to 15 million sales anyways.

      • #388981
        Anonymous
        Guest

        the Pokemon+SMT V combo is gonna make diverse folk legit kill themselves

      • #388985
        Anonymous
        Guest

        god this screenshot makes me lose my shit every time without fail

    • #388984
      Anonymous
      Guest

      idk bout you but im havin lots of fun

    • #388988
      Boco
      Guest

      >Dread made someone angry
      Like clockwork.

    • #388997
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You know the actual options are actually "Make a game like Metroid Dread" or "Make nothing", right?

    • #389003
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Stop buying this overpriced garbage (metroid dread). You just encourage Nintendo to develop a game with an outdated gameplay with an outdated graphic instead of a game with a state-of-the-art gameplay with a photorealism graphic. And it will cost you 60 bucks too.

    • #389005
      Boco
      Guest

      >a game with a state-of-the-art gameplay with a photorealism graphic
      And another dull walking sim. Pass.

    • #389010
      Anonymous
      Guest

      the esl posting on Ganker has gotten out of hand

    • #389012
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Outdated gameplay

      ¿???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

      • #389013
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Pushing buttons is too much for the gamer of today

    • #389015
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Holy fuck this settles it.

      Ganker is officially fucking mind-broken over a Nintendo game. Yet again.

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