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    • #404513
      Anonymous
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      STOP POSTING SCANTY PICS OF MY DAUGHTER ONLINE

    • #404514
      Anonymous
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      Does Samus lay eggs?

      • #404515
        Anonymous
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        No but she fucks the bird.

        • #404517
          Anonymous
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          That’s her dad you sicko

          • #404519
            Anonymous
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            hot lucky bitch

    • #404516
      Anonymous
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      how about I post scanty pics of you?

      • #404523
        Anonymous
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        Acceptable. Go on.

    • #404518
      Anonymous
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      Sorry Mr. Bird, I’ll only post cute pics of her from now on.

    • #404520
      Anonymous
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      Samus

      • #404522
        Anonymous
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        OH DEAR GOD MY DICK I WANT HER SO BADLY

      • #404524
        Anonymous
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        >Smash version

        dropped

      • #404541
        Anonymous
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        >Morph suit
        >Zero to no effort
        >Not bouncing on my dick
        I hate women so much

    • #404521
      Anonymous
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      Don’t care, I’m still pirating your daughter’s game.

    • #404525
      Anonymous
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      Samus has the DNA of Grey Voice. What’s this shit about her having Raven Beaks DNA?

      • #404527
        Anonymous
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        she clearly has chad mawkin warrior genes and not nerd thoha genes

        • #404544
          Anonymous
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          t. raven beak

      • #404528
        Anonymous
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        He literally tells you his DNA is in her you illiteral deaf twat.
        Thora DNA from Grey Voice helps control metroid DNA.
        Mawkin DNA from RB gives her crazy insane inhuman combat abilities.

        • #404529
          Anonymous
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          I haven’t played it. That sounds dumb.

          • #404530
            Anonymous
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            what’s dumb about that

          • #404532
            Anonymous
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            It’s pretty core to the plot, plus makes sense why Samus is so great at fighting, given Thora rejected their past violent nature.

        • #404550
          Anonymous
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          >Her Chozo DNA donors are Grey Voice and Raven Beak

          Samus has two dads

          • #404554
            Anonymous
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            Three, with her biological dad

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          Anonymous
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      • #404531
        Anonymous
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        She has DNA of Gray Voice and Raven Beak but RB is such an egotist that he considers Samus to be his

    • #404526
      Anonymous
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      Would ridley want to kill him for being samuses parent?

      y’know, if ridley and raven wasn’t dead…

      • #404547
        Anonymous
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        >then: ridley is the main antagonist
        >now ridley is the cumslut
        Think about it.

    • #404533
      Anonymous
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      i’m gonna shoot loads on her exposed toes and there’s nothing you can do about it.

      • #404551
        Anonymous
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        huh, i think this is the ugliest samus ive ever seen, thanks.

    • #404534
      Anonymous
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      >the only person who could defeat raven beak is raven beak but better (samus)
      so in a way, raven beak is right

      • #404535
        Anonymous
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        Might makes right will always be a flawless ideology, and if you disagree its only because someone slapped your shit in.

        • #404536
          Anonymous
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          no I mean in a sense that raven beak is only defeated by raven beak

        • #404537
          Anonymous
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        • #404543
          Anonymous
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          Might makes right is only flawless until someone stronger than you comes along.

          • #404546
            Anonymous
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            that’s the fucking poont

          • #404548
            Anonymous
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            >He got his shit slapped in this now rejects his ideology
            You just proved me right faggot.
            Now kneel.

            no I mean in a sense that raven beak is only defeated by raven beak

            But she is also Grey Voice too, plus Metroid.
            She isn’t just Raven Beak.

            metroid brainlet here. is the friendly bird a different race of bird than raven beak, or are they just different tribes of the same bird race?

            It’s assumed they are the same race of chozo, just different tribes, thus different ideologies.
            Quiet Robe, and Grey Voice (Samus’s Thora DNA donor) are of the Thora tribe. They rejected their war raging past and sought to bring peace to the universe and become pacifists.
            Issue being X parasites on SR388 fucked that up.
            So Metroids were made to hunt X.
            Raven Beak is of the Mawkin tribe and gave Samus his DNA to push her fighting capabilities to the extreme. Mawkin never rejected their warrior nature, thus weren’t fully trusted by the Thora, but were needed to help quell the X and later Metroid outbreaks.
            RB decides ‘lmao fuck you’ and kills all Thora minus Quiet Robe, as he needs someone to keep metroids in check.
            To my knowledge we do not know what tribe/sect settled on Tallion IV, or who aided the Luminoth.

    • #404538
      Anonymous
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      would you approve of tastefully dressed images of your daughter?

      I promise I’ll have her back by 7 and we will only hold hands after marriage

    • #404539
      Anonymous
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      metroid brainlet here. is the friendly bird a different race of bird than raven beak, or are they just different tribes of the same bird race?

    • #404540
      Anonymous
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      I’D GIVE HER A [BIG SHOT] IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN !

    • #404545
      Anonymous
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      YEAH?
      AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT YOU BIG BIRD BITCH?
      GET FUCKED IDIOT, I BET YOU CAN’T EVEN-
      Oh, somebody’s knocking on my door, I’ll be right back.

    • #404553
      Anonymous
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      What the fuck was this guy’s problem? ALso did Grey Voice get retconned? I thought Samus got her Chozo genes from him.

      • #404555
        Anonymous
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        If you paid attention anon, you’d notice RB states she has Thora DNA, which helps control and stablize the metroid DNA, the Mawkin (RB) for her incredibly combat abilies.
        As for GV, as far as we know, no he still gave her Thora DNA, nothing states Quiet Robe did, which would be the only other options.
        >Why is Raven Beak insane
        Power Is Everything.

        • #404557
          Anonymous
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          He reminds me of the dude from JoJo that massacred his entire race in order preserve his own life as well as attempt to achieve apotheosis. Extreme megalomania. I’ll have to look at the game’s dialogue again, I don’t remember mention of her having Chozo DNA other than Mawkin DNA. I might have paid attention and later forgot.

      • #404559
        Anonymous
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        Grey Voice is in the scene that shows Samus being given the Chozo DNA transfusion. It then shows that Raven Beak only gave her DNA for the heart and right arm.

    • #404556
      Anonymous
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      I know nothing, but since it seems like I’ve been spoiled: did a white girl really fucked that thing? Hot

    • #404558
      Anonymous
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      Which enemy was the biggest PITA for you? For me it was pic related.

    • #404567
      Anonymous
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      >samus, you have finally reacquired all your former capabilities and are now effectively one of the strongest beings in the galaxy.
      >but raven beak? he’s on a tier all of his own. there’s no chance in hell you will ever be able to face him on equal terms
      >you should seriously consider giving up to become his personal bird bitch for the foreseeable centuries, i mean, look at THAT! how are you not getting wet simply at the thought of his avian biceps?

      • #404568
        Anonymous
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        Raven is her dad anon.

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          Anonymous
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        • #404570
          Anonymous
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          and?

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