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    • #469273
      Anonymous
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      >SWERY wasted 5 years for this

    • #469274
      Anonymous
      Guest

      SWERYsisters…

      • #469281
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The Shitch does it again

      • #469311
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >The Good Life (BITCH)
        sometimes dyslexia is a blessing

      • #469312
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >44
        How?

        • #469314
          Anonymous
          Guest

          By not paying reviewers and having genuinely mediocre/bad game.

          • #469316
            Anonymous
            Guest

            How is it 44 bad

        • #469315
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >wtf this isn’t animal crossing?

        • #469323
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Ran like shit and trannies are still pissed about the villain in DP2.

    • #469275
      Anonymous
      Guest

      He’s a one hit wonder hack.

      • #469305
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >one hit
        Which was his "hit" everything he’s made has been abysmal trash

    • #469276
      Anonymous
      Guest

      bump

    • #469277
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >>SWERY

    • #469278
      Anonymous
      Guest

      is that the guy that ruined Deadly premonition and then wasted Microsoft money on 2 useless xbox exclusives?

    • #469279
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >That dog
      You JUST know.

      • #469303
        Anonymous
        Guest

        That dog is actually her. So’s the cat.

        • #469350
          Anonymous
          Guest

          fine too

        • #469393
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >That dog is actually her.
          Built for BHC

    • #469280
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >actually works on windows 7 but doesn’t because of a shitty VP9 codec exclusive to windows 10 so a shitty cutscene crashes at the beginning if you don’t have it
      gg; no re

      • #469387
        Anonymous
        Guest

        VP9 isn’t a shitty codec
        and it’s free as in freedom, so if the dev wasn’t a moron, they could just include the decoder in the game

    • #469282
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Im having fun

    • #469283
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It’s a good game if you like English culture. The black and non-white people don’t fit the rural British aesthetics, but I pretend they’re just very tanned.
      I wish Story of Seasons games had this aesthetics minus the diverse characters.

      • #469285
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I’m English and you’re a fucking retard who has never set foot on these blessed isles.

        • #469289
          Anonymous
          Guest

          You are a faggot for being English, but agreed on the demographics.

        • #469292
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I’m not racist like /poo/, but I don’t like adding a lot of diverse characters to rural countryside. I prefer to see the vast majority being ethnic British and whites. I feel the same way for non-Euro countries. For example, in rural Japanese community, I want to see vast majority of Japanese people, etc.

          • #469295
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Rural england is filled with shitkins you dumbass, not even /poo/tard and I know it, I’ve been there

            • #469300
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Ideal vs realism, fag

          • #469296
            Anonymous
            Guest

            It’s 2021, you’d be living a fairytale.

          • #469301
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Literally have a friend from cameroon who lives in Paris and who has an absolutely massive extended family in rural GB. He says there’s plenty of niggas there.

          • #469306
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >I don’t like adding a lot of diverse characters to rural countryside
            That’s exactly where immigrants are directed to settle, since there aren’t enough white people to work the farms. They’ve all moved to the big city to work office jobs.

            • #469309
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Sounds like the opposite of America, but I don’t care. An idyllic game is supposed to convey what is ideal. Having more ethnic people in countryside is more ideal.

              • #469318
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >Having more ethnic people in countryside is more ideal
                is not ideal*

              • #469321
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Ideal vs realism, fag

                I’m not racist like /poo/, but I don’t like adding a lot of diverse characters to rural countryside. I prefer to see the vast majority being ethnic British and whites. I feel the same way for non-Euro countries. For example, in rural Japanese community, I want to see vast majority of Japanese people, etc.

                Good thing people aren’t making games for racist asswipes then, huh? More and more and more you’ll be forced to either not play games, or play games filled with the minorities you hate, because bigots can fuck off.

                • #469325
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  It’s not about hating or liking minorities, you stupid brain-damaged liberal. It’s about conveying what is ideal depending on context. In an idyllic rural community, you want a demographic majority of a specific race for reasons that are not reducible to racism. Homogenous societies tend to be higher trust and have higher cohesion.
                  For example, a game set in an African inspired rural village should be majorith black. Likewise, an English rural town should be majority white.
                  It’s not about whether or not I like or dislike whites or blacks.

                  • #469331
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    Oh well, too bad! Good thing nobody gives a dhit about the so-called "ideals" of a fucking bigot.
                    When minorities exist there, you cry about "ideal" or "fantasy" to try and exclude them. Then when they’re not there in reality, you’re all about "accuracy!". Whatever it takes to have them gone, right?

                    You have no ideals, you have hatred. And you’re not fooling anyone with your pathetic lies.

                    • #469335
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      We’re here to talk about a video game, why are you pooping up the thread with your cuck fantasies?

                    • #469336
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      Are you a tranny?

                    • #469361
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      based

                    • #469401
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      got back to RetardEra, faggot

                  • #469413
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    the game is comfy but hilariously badly optimised

                    >seethes about liberals
                    this is how you can spot a brainlet. if you can’t understand simple things, you don’t need to take part in the conversation.

              • #469375
                Anonymous
                Guest

                It’s more just the rural white people in America act like diverse folk too, the white people with desirable skills and education still moved to the cities

            • #469379
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >imm*grants
              >work
              anon?

            • #469386
              Anonymous
              Guest

              What the fuck are you talking about? Immigrants always settle in urban areas, which is why most cities are multicultural hellholes, while most rural areas are still white.

              • #469388
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Cool generalization senpai but we’ve got entire colonies of sikhs and jamaicans here runnign farms because the whites moved into the city and/or the suburbs (to work in the city)

          • #469330
            Anonymous
            Guest

            The vast majority of characters in the game is white. There are, like, two black people and one Asian woman in Rainy Woods. I live in rural Germany and I see more ethnic people when I walk through town .

            • #469332
              Anonymous
              Guest

              The atrocious art for that muscle bound negro makes me feel like I am seeing a Samsaric fractal of black dykes. They could have at least made her art better. She is a monstrosity worse than Azathoth.

            • #469334
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Yet they’re still throwing fits over it. Any is too many for these racist idiots.

          • #469359
            Anonymous
            Guest

            whos going to burst this retards bubble and tell him

    • #469284
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’m having fun

      Wasn’t expecting the wheelchair girl to get stabbed through the heart with a sword

      • #469338
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Does the game still have that SWERY weirdness? I started the game and it felt more like a Harvest Moon story than anything SWERY ever made

        • #469342
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Yea, just give it a bit. It’s gets stranger as you go

    • #469286
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Did anyone else lose the daytime background music? Don’t think I’ve heard it play since the first couple of hours of the game.
      Every other piece of music seems to be working fine, and I find it hard to believe that daytime is the only instance where we don’t get any bgm.

    • #469287
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It’s pretty comfy but a lot of its mechanics are not explained off the bat, some of which are pretty crucial (eg managing your stamina/health/wakefulness meters). So it’s an overwhelming introduction to the game.

    • #469288
      Anonymous
      Guest

      DP was an accident. The man hasn’t made a single good game since. Or prior for that matter.
      I don’t know how people still had faith in him after DP2.

      • #469299
        Anonymous
        Guest

        DP2 is good beyond awful framerate

    • #469290
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Oh did it finally come out? I might buy it when its on sale but Swery is an actual hack unlike most people Ganker loves to put down so I won’t expect much.

    • #469291
      Anonymous
      Guest

      should’ve just finished D4

    • #469293
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’ve watched 10 minutes of "gameplay" and I’m bored to death

      Is it just animal crossing but without animals?

      • #469297
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >I’ve watched
        Leave and never come back.

        • #469308
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I am not going to install a free game if it looks boring

      • #469302
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It’s a nice, comfy mystery-ish game. Very Stardew Valley.

    • #469294
      Anonymous
      Guest

      DP2 is coming to steam in 2021. Do you think it’s worth playing with stable 60 fps or it’s complete shit?

      • #469298
        Anonymous
        Guest

        If you loved and I mean actually loved the first game then the ending is kind of worth it. The rest of the game is garbage and don’t expect a decent port.

      • #469329
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I love York so I was just glad to see more of him and the shifting perspective between future and past often worked really well and got me excited to keep going and see more. Unfortunately the combat gameplay is boring, the puzzles all solve themselves, and the time it takes to actually improve your stats far outweighs any time saved in the actual gameplay so doing the side stuff doesn’t feel rewarding at all.

      • #469392
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >in 2021
        Not at this rate.

    • #469304
      Anonymous
      Guest

      do i need to rush at all or can i just take my own pace in the game and spend all my time farming and doing side quests until i want to move on?

      • #469307
        Anonymous
        Guest

        There’s a couple missions that are timed but they aren’t long. And it’s timed as in "you must go here tonight". No clue what happens if you don’t show up

        • #469310
          Moose
          Guest

          >No clue what happens if you don’t show up
          Considering DP had the same sort of stuff and they just yelled at you for not appearing before having it happen anyway it’s probably like that.

          • #469418
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Why do you have a tripcode?

    • #469313
      Anonymous
      Guest

      He said he was willing to make D4 season 2

    • #469317
      Anonymous
      Guest

      This is Swery’s best game overall. It’s a really comfy mix of Majora’s Mask, exploration, investigation, photography, and gardening. You can take it all at your own pace. The first hour is pretty slow to get going though before it really gets going in terms of mechanics and quirky characters. There’s an awful lot more to this game than it appears at first.

      DP1 was an awful game in lots of respects, but the story, characters, music, and vibe all added up to make lightning in a bottle. The Good Life isn’t that, but the gameplay is much more enjoyable than any of his games up to this point. If you’ve ever actually enjoyed the moment-to-moment gameplay of any of his past titles, you’ll enjoy this.

      • #469333
        Anonymous
        Guest

        How’s the soundtrack to the game?

    • #469319
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Is the BBC 1975 The Good Life sitcom atmospherically similar to this game?

    • #469320
      Anonymous
      Guest

      how to regain health

      • #469326
        Anonymous
        Guest

        health potions from doctor / witch doctor

    • #469322
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Who’s SWERY?

    • #469324
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’ve been looking for a nice detective/adventure game. Thanks op.

    • #469327
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How many hours with all the sidequests lads?

    • #469328
      Anonymous
      Guest

      After the shitshow of DP2 and how everyone here sucked it’s cock, I think I am done with SWERY.

    • #469337
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >OOOOOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOD IS THAT A BLACK PERSON? IN A V-V-V-VIDEO GAME? SOMEONE HELP! I CAN’T HANDLE IT, I’M LITERALLY pooping MY BLOOD OUT BECAUSE I SAW A BLACK PERSON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      • #469341
        Anonymous
        Guest

        melanoid.

    • #469339
      Anonymous
      Guest

      What are good BBC tv series with a similar atmosphere to this game? I watched a couple of them already. I didn’t like Lark Rise to Candleford, but I did like the older adaptation of Pride and Prejudice and Emma.

      • #469343
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Honestly, I feel like the games main inspiration was Hot Fuzz.

        • #469345
          Anonymous
          Guest

          What about the 1975 BBC tv series The Good Life?

          • #469352
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I love the BBC original series.

            • #469355
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >I love the BBC
              I bet you do

            • #469362
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Yeah, it’d weird how that’s set in English rural countryside much like this game. They also both have the same name. I’m surprised there was no copyright issue.
              I’ll go ahead and buy the DVD series alongside a region free DVD player.
              I like the aesthetics of this game. Alfred Bestall’s Illustrations also capture the beauty of English countryside

    • #469340
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Seems about right for him

    • #469344
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Her being able to jump less than an inch is pretty funny.

      • #469349
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I was super annoyed with all the walls you couldn’t jump over and how slow you walked until I unlocked the cat dog and sheep

    • #469346
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why is there a dedicated "frolic" button? Is there an actual purpose to it later?
      It’s amusing seeing her skipping around with a fucking nasty frown on her face, she’s such a bitch.

      • #469353
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Do they ever explain how she got herself thirty fucking million in debt?

        • #469356
          Anonymous
          Guest

          They joke that she’s a severe alcoholic and wasted most of her money partying.

        • #469357
          Anonymous
          Guest

          The slave owner that handles all the males prostitutes (black) allowed her to pay for their services on what is called a "tab".

          • #469358
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Is there an answer that doesn’t involve your sad cuckold fetishes?

            • #469360
              Anonymous
              Guest

              You’re mad. Seething, even. That means I win.

        • #469399
          Anonymous
          Guest

          She’s clearly American.

    • #469347
      Anonymous
      Guest

      So is it good or what, i dont trust journos opinion. How much sjw/tranny shit in it, also. I like to know.

      • #469348
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It’s a whimsical adventure game with really shit combat that crops up like twice in the entire game.

    • #469351
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Do any town people transform into corgis at nighttime?

    • #469354
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Can someone help me out?
      I’m trying to make suspicious liquid since you need it to craft any clothes beyond the most basic shit.
      I need high quality pelts though and I haven’t seen a single one. What animal do I hunt for them?
      I found out assorted plumage is from quail.

      Why the fuck does killing an animal give you meat OR the material drop?

      • #469420
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I just killed a badger and got a high quality pelt, I spent hours farming them and only got meat, what the fuck?

        • #469421
          Anonymous
          Guest

          pelt drop rates seem obnoxiously low. literal hour was spent trying to make the cowboy hat.
          if it helps, badgers spawn by the shitload near the cave areas at night.

    • #469363
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I don’t trust reviewers at all.

    • #469364
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Please stop making fun of my wife’s game.

    • #469365
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The worst thing about the game is needing to manually toggle quests to progress them. Have a quest to upgrade your farm? Well, if you upgrade your farm without the quest specifically active, it doesn’t count. Most games have all quests progress even in the background. You don’t have to manually activate them. But this game is built like a game from 2002.

      • #469366
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It’s not a big deal. Stop acting like a dumb zoomer.

    • #469367
      Anonymous
      Guest

      So any faggotry or lgbt shit involved in this game that’s the main reason that stopped me from buying dp2 and The Missing: J.J. Macfield and the Island of Memories please answer its a deciding factor.

      • #469369
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Someone posted a screenshot about the protag having some bullshit dysphoria. No clue if it was real but seemed legit

        • #469372
          Anonymous
          Guest

          It was dialogue about the MC theorizing that the wheelchair girl killed herself because she couldn’t live the life she wanted because she was crippled.

      • #469373
        Anonymous
        Guest

        No, but there is a character that molests girls and calls them subhuman.

      • #469374
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Yes, in the end they reveal that the player was gay all along.

    • #469368
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I really wanted to like this game because I really want a good photo taking game and having that mixed with some Harvest Moon or whatever sounded like a blast. I was unprepared for just how bland this game was.

      • #469371
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Is there something I can buy to not immediately catch a cold when I leave the house when it’s raining? The main character in this game can’t get wet, apparently. It’s some sort of curse.

        • #469377
          Anonymous
          Guest

          it’s called "the developer is japanese"

        • #469378
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I only got sick once because I was ignoring sleep/food/drinking completely, you need to eat food marked "healthy" and drink to relive your stress and you will never get sick even if you climb that snowy mountain.

          • #469383
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Maybe I’m retarded but I’ve been eating all sorts of stuff and it doesn’t seem to matter. I also can’t sleep anymore. I sleep for hours and my bar remains low. I feel like something glitched out.

            • #469389
              Anonymous
              Guest

              The green bar is your fatigue and fills up by sleeping.
              The red bar is stamina (health) which is filled by medicine and healthy food
              and the bar marked with the orange and blue icons is stress which you can refill by eating well and drinking.

              • #469395
                Anonymous
                Guest

                I thought the blue and orange bar was sleep. The right side looks like a guy who has a lot of energy and the left side looks like somebody in bed. But maybe this is why I don’t play charades.

                I just remember when I got the pop-up tutorial about sleep, my bar was at zero so I assumed that was it.

                • #469397
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  It supposed to be happy and relaxed vs sad and stressed out, but it kinda does look like wide awake vs tired.

              • #469400
                Anonymous
                Guest

                incorrect. That bottom bar is your physical health. when it gets low you start contracting diseases. Your stress is actually your portrait, the more mad Naomi looks the more stressed she is. When her stress is at nuetral or lower her physical health will start to decrease.

                • #469402
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  I don’t know why I immediately thought "I wonder if there’s a masturbate function to lower stress", but I did.

                • #469406
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  That’s a lot of meters, can you check the tutorials somewhere in game after you get them the firs time?

            • #469391
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Game has hidden stats, you can’t just say "I tried some stuff" and pretend the game is bugged. It’s easy, eat food marked as healthy, drink specific stuff to relieve stress (more often non-alcoholic as you can get addicted). Oh, and also shower every day and do beauty care.

              • #469396
                Anonymous
                Guest

                I did all of the quests to get sick including binge drinking to game over two times to become an alcoholic for the quest. If the game has hidden stats then I probably fucked everything up. Those quests are pretty stupid.

        • #469380
          Anonymous
          Guest

          you need to have a varying diet of carbs meat and salads to have high immunity to cold

    • #469370
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Did pepole actually expected anything after the disaster that was DP2?

      • #469376
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I hope not that game was enough for me to decide to never pay for anything from Swery ever again.

    • #469381
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I will never forgive SWERY for dropping D4.

      • #469382
        Moose
        Guest

        That’s not on him though, that’s on Microsoft.

      • #469384
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Unlike most creators Swery had a good excuse to drop out of D4’s production, at the time he was struggling with a condition that caused him to have almost no stamina leaving him unable to function until a doctor could figure out what was wrong with him.
        Probably doesn’t help that microsoft are infamous for making absurd demands of developers like asking for tacked on MP or in this case the shitty kinect focus when the game actually works better as a point and click adventure.

        I really liked D4 when it hit PC but by then it was already dead.

    • #469385
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why didn’t they say it was a SWERY game? I’ve been sleeping on this.

    • #469390
      Anonymous
      Guest

      […]

      Hahaha, I’m not leaving, but I certainly could… and I could literally go anywhere and have no issues. You can’t even play games without being forced to seethe. Even a tiny, snug little village game isn’t welcoming for you anymore. Every game, everywhere, and not a one for you.

      Enjoy as your life just becomes more and more miserable, surrounded by that which you hate, but in the end the thing you hate most is yourself and how pathetic you are.

    • #469394
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Creatividad edit with SWERY when?

    • #469398
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >thread starts by pooping on it.
      So SWERY made a good game this time. Good to know.

    • #469403
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Shame. I was kind of looking forward to this game from the annoucment trailers. Never played a game by this guy. So is TGL actually dog piss?

      • #469405
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Don’t forget, if critics and Ganker shit on a game that means it’s a good game. Same principle with Psychonauts.

    • #469404
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I just started it and got to the 2nd day for some reason when I eat my meter still stays the same i don’t know if its a bug or i’m doing something wrong anyone else get this?

    • #469409
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Got the demo working on Linux, seems a bit janky but interesting. Might get it at some point.

    • #469410
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Anyone know where I can get a striped deck chair for the garden quest? The woman said I could just find it in town and carry it to my garden but I’ve been all over town.

      • #469416
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This game is janky and autistic enough to click all my boxes in a time where I crave a shitty budget game experience. I can’t put this shit down.

        go north from your house. Theres an abandon shed just outside of town with a striped lawn chair in it.
        Be warned that you’ll have to shill out for the nearby camp to access storage, unless you’re autistic enough to carry it aaalll the way back.

    • #469412
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’ve only played D4 and while I’m immensely disappointed it was dropped halfway into production I really liked the music, story and unordinary characters. Is it as captivating or more casual?

    • #469414
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Man, I never thought I’d play a swery game with a framerate above 14fps, but here we are.

      • #469415
        Anonymous
        Guest

        So you never played deadly premonition?

        • #469419
          Anonymous
          Guest

          i only played it on basedtendo, where the performance is allegedly not the best. Good Life is 3x smoother.

    • #469417
      Anonymous
      Guest

      SWERY is a vastly overrated hack who hasn’t made a single good game outside of Deadly Premonition, which was a straight up fluke. I will never understand why people sometimes build him up.

    • #469422
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’ll get it if it comes out on GOG.

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