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    • #431015
      Anonymous
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      The eternal debate

    • #431016
      Anonymous
      Guest

      never played the game but I’d pick the redhead because she looks less slutty

      • #431017
        Anonymous
        Guest

        fpbp

      • #431020
        Anonymous
        Guest

        you have chosen poorly

      • #431022
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Looks are incredibly deceiving on this one…

        • #431033
          Anonymous
          Guest

          reminder that morrigan used her transformation powers to fuck animals

          • #431034
            Anonymous
            Guest
          • #431035
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Liliana used her pussy to get information during her time as a bard.

      • #431024
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >looks less slutty
        >looks
        Uh…

      • #431038
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >he doesnt know
        [spoiler]she was a bard-spy
        the other lives on the swamp with her old mother[/spoiler]

      • #431042
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It’s a lie. You played. Only a person who played and knows that Lily was a total whore could joke like that.

      • #431062
        Anonymous
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        Kek. Lel agrees to gangbangs first chance she gets, Morrigan gets angry at you for even asking. Now if someone is into sluts, that’s one thing. That’s what Isabela is for. She is a slut and acts like one. Lel is a slut and is just annoying to have around.

      • #431065
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >didnt want the slut
        >chose the slut
        Holy shit did you fuck up.

      • #431093
        Anonymous
        Guest

        She dresses in rags because she lives innawoods.

      • #431125
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Morriganbros literally cant stop winning

      • #431146
        Anonymous
        Guest

        oh dear

      • #431231
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >never played the game

    • #431018
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Morrigan.

    • #431019
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >The eternal debate

      • #431023
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Tali

      • #431026
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Goodbye, Jack

      • #431027
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Liara
        Because Mirris fat ass belongs to Jack.

      • #431032
        Anonymous
        Guest

        your Shepard looks like Michael Jackson. Also Miranda.

      • #431036
        Anonymous
        Guest

        HEE HEE

      • #431103
        Anonymous
        Guest

        ME1 Liara

      • #431135
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Morrigan

        Jack

      • #431154
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Why not both?

        • #431167
          Anonymous
          Guest
      • #431161
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Smooth Criminal vs Slave to the Rhythm

      • #431163
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Why are these people entirely reliant on me to solve their problems?
        >it’s le video game

        • #431262
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Why is the child soldier who was tortured and experimented on by an unethical human supremacist organization incapable of working with the women in a high ranking position in said organization?

      • #431224
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Shepard suddenly makes loud grunting noises
        >THASSA WHY I WANCHA TA KNO
        >I’VE SPOKUN WIT THE MAAAN IN THE MIRROR
        >I’MASKIN YOU TO CHANGE YOUR WAAAAAYS
        >HEE HEE

        • #431259
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Fuckin kek

      • #431239
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Between those two? It’s Jack. That’s not even a question. I’m tempted to let Miranda and Jacob die on the suicide mission on my next run.

        • #431241
          Anonymous
          Guest

          How do i have them killed? Wish there was an option to outright shoot miranda or stab her in the back

          • #431242
            Anonymous
            Guest

            There’s a few positions in the suicide mission where if you don’t send a specialist, the person will die. Like the vents.

            • #431247
              Anonymous
              Guest

              I wanted to burn her in the vents but shes not among the options

      • #431258
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Morrigan everytime. Leliana is a boring as fuck. All she does is sing and go on and on about the maker and orlais (not!france)

        Tali everytime, she’s the best girl and it’s not even close. I refuse to elaborate

    • #431021
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >debate
      >when you can have both
      My warden must just be better than yours.

      • #431029
        Anonymous
        Guest

        You’re still a lonely autistic virgin

        • #431030
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >can’t even get threesomes in a videogame
          stop projecting

    • #431025
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Morrigan for me.

    • #431028
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The mother of my children of course

    • #431031
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Morrigan. Inquisition proves Liliana doesn’t age well. Morrigan only gets hotter with age.

    • #431037
      Anonymous
      Guest

      milf

      • #431220
        Anonymous
        Guest

        you just know

    • #431039
      Anonymous
      Guest

      both as my slaves

    • #431040
      Anonymous
      Guest

      So way back when this game came out when I was ready to nut to bust about anything I noticed a weird bug with Morrigans outfit.
      Normally when you tried to move the camera to stare at her tiddies, her model would disappear if the camera got close. Now, when I remember that if you removed her outfit and loaded her base underwear model THEN went back into the menu and loaded her vanilla outfit again and tried to zoom the camera on her tiddies her model wouldnt disappear.
      Now if you zoomed in you could clip through her top and with the right angle see through her robes and I remember finding out that they modeled her nipples underneath her top. Anyway I needed to dump this secret somewhere and this shit thread is where its happening.

      • #431043
        Anonymous
        Guest

        post images
        that time when you installed sex mod but forgot to disable it for return to Ostagar

        • #431044
          Anonymous
          Guest

          When I was pulling this coomer shit it was on the PS3 version so I just gotta hope some kid here was also as horny as I was to confirm my story.

        • #431045
          Anonymous
          Guest
          • #431046
            Anonymous
            Guest

            such a majestic cock it’s still rock hard after all that time
            I understand why the darkspawn put him on display

            • #431048
              Anonymous
              Guest

              I think there are some other funny parts where you get to see the boner. Like in Howe’s dungeons and so on. Nude mod + plus there was actual mod that added animated sex scenes for most romances.

              • #431050
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >Like in Howe’s dungeons and so on
                The noble getting tortured with a raging hardon was pretty funny

                • #431051
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Yeah, that part. But it was not hard (no pun intended) to uninstall, just moving some folders, so you can avoid that happening after having romance sex scenes. Unless you forget to move them.

                  • #431052
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    Maybe he was just a masochist, I don’t judge.

        • #431178
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Cailan just had a little rigor mortis in his crotch area, that’s all.

      • #431085
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I discovered this by complete accident and my horny levels went off the charts. You are based.

    • #431041
      Anonymous
      Guest

      My hotwife Leliana who I regularly watch fuck innkeeps!

    • #431047
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >slut who pretends to be a pure virgin
      >virgin who pretends to be a slut

      • #431049
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >>virgin who pretends to be a slut
        best kind

      • #431184
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >>virgin who pretends to be a slut
        best kind

        Morrigan is not a virgin, retards.

        • #431197
          Anonymous
          Guest

          A relationship virgin at least

        • #431215
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Cope, she always transformed when habing sex, therefore her hymen is intact

          • #431218
            Anonymous
            Guest

            She explicitly mentions fucking village men, you speedreader.

            • #431237
              Anonymous
              Guest

              No proof, cope more

        • #431251
          Anonymous
          Guest

          There is no evidence to support that statement. Keep your used goods fetish to yourself, fag.

          • #431252
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >no support
            >mother is a complete whore who uses men then kills them thus teaching Morrigan to use your body as a tool to control men
            >always rumbling about seducing men to do her bidding
            >still a virgin
            You purityfags are fucking insane.

            • #431266
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Again, there’s no proof that she actually did anything with any other men, other than your fervent desire for her to have done so.

        • #431253
          Anonymous
          Guest
          • #431255
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Virginity is more than the hymen intact, retard. Girls lose their hymens if they’re sporty. You can heal it, but you can never undo the fact you fucked someone.

        • #431261
          Anonymous
          Guest

          giant spiders don’t count

    • #431053
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Shale.

    • #431054
      Anonymous
      Guest

      ez

      • #431057
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Sweet mother of God…

    • #431055
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Hey guys, recently i had a problem that Levi the guy who starts the Soldier’s Peak quest doesnt appear on the party camp so i cant even start the DLC quest
      Did anyone run into this problem?
      I tried using console commands to reset the party camp state to make him spawn but nothing works
      I uninstalled out of frustration and now im thinking of installing the game again,is there any fix or do i have to start a new game?

    • #431056
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Yennefer is the only witch for me.

      • #431068
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Yen is barren. And her appearance is more fake than that of a K-Pop idol

        • #431080
          Anonymous
          Guest

          She is trying to find a way to be fertile.
          And she is destined to be with you.

          • #431082
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >And she is destined to be with you
            t. djinn

          • #431084
            Anonymous
            Guest

            She will never be fertile. She will NEVER be a real woman

            • #431088
              Anonymous
              Guest

              She will always have pale white skin, beautiful long straight black hair and an aryan noble face.

        • #431212
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >And her appearance is more fake than that of a K-Pop idol
          No its not, you retard. The magic transformed her into what she looks like now, its not an illusion.

          • #431213
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >its not an illusion.
            Yes and? K-Pop idols get real surgeries too. It’s what they look like then. It’s still fake. Their genes are ugly.

            • #431216
              Anonymous
              Guest
              • #431221
                Anonymous
                Guest

                K E K

              • #431222
                Anonymous
                Guest

                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WMebV5qt3s
                reminder that the picture is out of context
                and the memes surrounding this picture ruined this girls life

                • #431223
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Yep. A life she made based on appearances.

                  • #431226
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    sociopaths

                    • #431227
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      Live by the sword, die by it. If you make your living off superficial bullshit and your ability to lie convincingly, you can’t be surprised when lies are also your undoing.

                    • #431229
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      oh no pretty girl who could easily just get married and not have to work her entire life lost job

                • #431225
                  Anonymous
                  Guest
      • #431169
        Anonymous
        Guest

        fuck off hunchback

    • #431058
      Anonymous
      Guest

      both shit

      alistair main tank, shale second tank, wynne healer, main character rogue = nightmare shredding party

      • #431059
        Anonymous
        Guest

        wrong
        Main Character Mage, Morrigan Mage, Wynne Mage…Dog?

        • #431064
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >not having the mod that lets you bring the dog in addition to the party you choose
          Dog goes everywhere you filthy animal

    • #431060
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Morrigan Vs. Loliana is no debate. Morrigan wins so clearly it’s unreal unless you are some women-playing individual of quesitonable sexuality.
      Isabela Vs. Merrill now that is a debate

      • #431066
        Anonymous
        Guest

        isabella somehow caused more mayhem with her thieving ways than merril did by embracing blood magic. besides, we all know we were denied the real best girl Aveline

        • #431206
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Aveline
          >her loyalty quest(why the fuck do you have to earn the loyalty of someone you sold yourself into slavery to get a passport for) is helping her seduce sir megafaggot
          >if you attempt to confess to her she ignores you, then proceeds to fuck the guard dude in her office while you sit outside like a cuck
          Additionally aveline is a huge cunt
          >tries to fucking kill you in the fade after agreeing to consort with demons
          >blames you for it afterwards without apologizing
          >tells a mage hawke that all mages should be locked away because she was too mentally weak to reject a demon and can’t comprehend how anyone else could
          >spergs out if you give her a high quality shield that is tied to a story she shared with you because “muh dead first husband shield”(even if you didn’t sell it)
          Fuck aveline

          • #431208
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >if you attempt to confess to her she ignores you, then proceeds to fuck the guard dude in her office while you sit outside like a cuck
            unironically had to go and jerk off after that
            and when you get a kiss from her hnnnnnng I imagined the smell of cum on her lips

      • #431074
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Isabela is perfect for my Chaotic Good Blood Mage Male Hawke

        • #431079
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Blood Mage
          >Good

          • #431091
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >chaotic good

      • #431145
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Give Isabela to Quanri
        >Mindbreak rival-romance Merrill
        the ONLY option
        unless you like dudes too, then there is no reason not to pick up Fenris for the sole reason that he’s actually almost normal

        • #431245
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I absolutely loved rivalmancing Isabela from a strong, independent pirate captain into a docile housewife, but I just can’t bring myself to go rival with Merril.

      • #431148
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Isabela Vs. Merrill
        That’s just because they kinda suck in their own way

        • #431151
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Isabella rivalry is really fucking good because it changes her personality for the better. Making her lose the ship and her going THAT WAS MY DREAM FUCK YOU I KNOW YOU’RE ABSOKUTELY RIGHT BUT FUCK YOU is amazing
          Merill rivalry is also good but telling that retarded naive elf a hundred million times what she’s doing is wrong is very infuriating

      • #431260
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Isabela Vs. Merrill now that is a debate
        Both were horseshit options though. Isabella was a treacherous and tryhard slut while Meril was a naive (and ugly) moron. I was so disgusted with the romance options that I restarted, choose Female Hawke, and then romanced Fenris…now THAT was kino

    • #431061
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Please does anyone have a fix? I looked everywhere

    • #431063
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Triss > Yennefer

    • #431067
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I thought it was lame there wasn’t a cleric archetype companion in this game. I thought it was gonna be Liliana, and then she turned out to be a slutty bard LARPing as a chantry lady.

      • #431076
        Anonymous
        Guest

        spirit healer, anon. it’s wynne’s class

    • #431069
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >debate

      >literally insane born again who thinks she’s a disney princess/assassin
      vs
      >starbucks goth whose nefarious plan is based around getting knocked up and is voiced by claudia black

      Unlike Mass Effect they actually made the good option the basically canon one

    • #431070
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Can’t you get into a threesome with both of them?

      • #431071
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Lolno. Morrigan doesn’t share

      • #431133
        Anonymous
        Guest

        No because Morrigan isnt a degenerate

    • #431072
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Hmm, former literal whore. Or woman who fucks animals. Probably dogs, it is Ferelden after all.

      Fuck Bioware. There’s no winning move.

      • #431078
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Is it based or soi to change your gender for your crush?

        • #431095
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Based if you’re explicitly gaming the system. Soi if you unironically believe it or mentally collapsed in desperation.

        • #431114
          Anonymous
          Guest

          He’s kept his full beard. Look at that smug smile.

        • #431198
          Anonymous
          Guest

          You cannot change your gender retard, however either that nigga completely played the system or that chick wasn’t a true lesbian.

      • #431081
        Anonymous
        Guest
    • #431073
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Only bad thing about Morrigan is that you can’t romance her as a lesbian.

    • #431075
      Anonymous
      Guest

      If I angle the camera just right I can see Morrigan’s nipples even on Xbox so Morrigan wins. Also Leddlelee is a fucking insane hypocrite.

    • #431077
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I went with Morrigan for my first playthrough last month, but even though I fucked her and completed both her personal quests the game had a bug or something so the romance flag didn’t trigger in witch hunt and she friendzoned me. I think I ultimately just stabbed her then kicked her back into the portal when she didn’t let me come with her.

      • #431083
        Anonymous
        Guest

        You fucked up the save import somehow like a brainlet

        • #431089
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Did you import an Awakening or Origins save? Because IIRC the Awakening backporting was always fucked up

          I used my Awakening save. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a typical bug. I think at one point in Awakening I lost all the items on my Warden in the middle of a dungeon lmao

          • #431090
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Yeah because you get imprisoned. They are all in a chest at the end that you missed yet again like a brainlet goddamnit

            • #431092
              Anonymous
              Guest

              not him but it’s a known glitch when the architect gives your gear to some of his test subjects and you can’t loot it off their body

            • #431102
              Anonymous
              Guest

              There’s a glitch that makes it so the gear goes missing from both the bodies and chest. It might be tied to a mod though idk

      • #431086
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Did you import an Awakening or Origins save? Because IIRC the Awakening backporting was always fucked up

        • #431087
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Not him but I always used my Awakening save for it and never had problems. Maybe that’s a regular edition issue and ultimate edition doesn’t have it

    • #431094
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >no option to fuck Wynn

    • #431096
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Wow it’s very easy to extract every sound file from this game and they are sorted by characters. If I wanted to I could edit Morrigan’s lines and piece them back together as small penis humiliation hahaha oh god that would be crazy right

      • #431099
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Pls don’t do it and whatever you do, don’t post the link here! Nooooo

    • #431097
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Wynne is portrayed as being a super old grandma and always complains about being old and every character says that she is mega old all the time
      >She’s actually only 50 years old

      • #431098
        Anonymous
        Guest

        That’s probably pretty old for medieval europlagueland. Also she’s fucking dead.

    • #431100
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Only one of them will have my baby. Reject sluts. Embrace baby mama.

    • #431101
      Anonymous
      Guest

      This isn’t a debate at all. Leliana doesn’t even make it out of Lothering in my playthroughs.

    • #431104
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Playing DA2 as we speak

      • #431105
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I’m sorry.

        • #431109
          Anonymous
          Guest

          It’s pretty fun honestly. Ganker was wrong once again, shocking

          • #431190
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Ain’t nothing but a mistake

      • #431118
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Based?

        • #431119
          Anonymous
          Guest

          she whore

          • #431124
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Good

      • #431137
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Rogue Hawke + Fenris + Anders + Bethany (Merill later) is literally the best party composition to kick ass in the game.
        The banter between them is fucking ass but hey its good if you wanna do a max diff playthrough. Also your sister is #1 waifu in all dragon age history

        • #431139
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I like how Assassin Hawke plays but honestly when I played Legacy anything but Mage Hawke felt kinda weird. Then I mage a mage and Force Mage is a pretty fun spec too. You can catch hordes of enemies in one spot and nuke them

          • #431143
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Definitely, but the AI for rogues is so ass youre better having two mages absolutely nuking everyone, a tank keeping the aggro and (You) positioning yourself behind the stronger/tankier enemies and backstabbing the fuck out of them.
            Mages are top tier in this game
            Rogues are amazing only if you control them
            Manjaw is good but Fenris crushes shit enemies with the tornado attacks and has Anders for back up healing.

    • #431106
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Morrigan>Leliana personality wise and it’s not even close

    • #431107
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I have hypothetical question. If I were to play Inquisition on a 7th gen console, what kind of experience would I have?

      • #431112
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Is that the ps3 era? Forget it. It looked and ran like dogshit to the point where the DLC didn’t even come out for it.

        • #431115
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Yeah that’s the gen. Thanks for the info. That sounds horrible.

    • #431108
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It’s Morrigan and it’s not even fucking close given Witch Hunt and then canonical happy family in Inquisition.

    • #431110
      Anonymous
      Guest

      morrigan is voiced by claudia black who has a sexy voice so her

    • #431111
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The game lets you choose both

    • #431113
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Does Dragon Age even matter as a franchise anymore? All the interesting characters are effectively written out of the franchise and the lore is just not interesting to me. Inquisition was excruciating to play, because of the terrible MMO like battle system. Is there a possible future for this franchise or is it just dead?

      • #431116
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Does Dragon Age even matter as a franchise anymore?
        It isn’t a franchise. It is a single game and DLC

        • #431120
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Basically, yeah.

          tevinter seem like a great location but it’ll be tied with fucking solas and the elves so i don’t know

          Seriously, Solas is like taking the Corypheus plot … and taking it for a ride a second time. And while it is going to be released 10 years after Inquisition, is that really what’s going to bring Dragon Age back? Even then, with Solas of all people? At this point, Bioware has me hoping Kai Leng shows up as the main villain.

          • #431181
            Anonymous
            Guest

            [spoiler]Good. You opened this scroll. This isn’t actually the Templar military order. They’re busy tending to what’s left of their Chantry.
            So you survived our fight in Ferelden. You’re not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn’t good enough to stop me. Now an entire kingdom is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legends of Tevinter needs to be re-written. I hope I’m there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.
            -KL[/spoiler]

            • #431182
              Anonymous
              Guest

              THAT CEREAL EATING MOTHERFUCKER

      • #431117
        Anonymous
        Guest

        tevinter seem like a great location but it’ll be tied with fucking solas and the elves so i don’t know

      • #431121
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It matters to people who like the lore so apparently it doesn’t matter to you but you already knew that so….lol?

        • #431123
          Anonymous
          Guest

          If you actually cared about the lore you wouldn’t care about the sequels.

          • #431126
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Brainlet take. DA:I had amazing lorebombs but of course here comes the "buh qunarey tranniez" response from you next, yawn

            • #431131
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Because Qunari having trannies retroactively does shit on the lore and you fucking know it. To say nothing of how an illiterate dumbfuck is somehow a Red Jenny when they get their info through fucking dead drops.

              • #431134
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >Qunari having trannies retroactively does shit on the lore and you fucking know it.
                you got filtered, bud. Sten explains in Origins how a warrior can only be male so even by canon qun customs, the warrior tranny is considered and treated as a man

            • #431140
              Anonymous
              Guest

              But the gameplay and rpg is shit
              Never gave a single shit about any progressive stuff.
              If you actually cared about the game world you would not care about the sequels.

              • #431141
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Wrong. Not sure what else to tell you. Just wrong lol

        • #431130
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Can you quantify that? I can’t believe that people remember Dragon Age lore after 7 years since the last game, other than Solas was actually a bad dude and how many of those people still care, when the franchise is still being steered by Bioware and even the characters they did like, won’t be returning. Not even the Inquisitor.

          • #431136
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I remember a lot of DA lore
            Returning characters are nice and all but honestly they are already overdoing it with them as it is. Thedas is massive and it’s not very likely for someone to be involved in every big happening to ever happen, like fucking Loliana.

            Because Qunari having trannies retroactively does shit on the lore and you fucking know it. To say nothing of how an illiterate dumbfuck is somehow a Red Jenny when they get their info through fucking dead drops.

            Kek of course the tranny shit was your only argument, knew it. I’ll have you know I’m sonewhat of a DA thread veteran indeed

            • #431142
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >I remember a lot of DA lore
              Would you say that is the norm?

              >Returning characters are nice and all but honestly they are already overdoing it with them as it is.
              Apparently, it’s not too big so as Varric and, likely, Dorian and Izabella won’t return.

              • #431144
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >Would you say that is the norm?
                Not here but Ganker itself doesn’t matter anyway. Although lore autists existed in DA threads and you recognized them by massive paragraphs but I guess they discussed it to death for now.

              • #431147
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >Dorian and Izabella
                Huh?
                As for Varric, yeah he should be done now. He is a storychaser so I can give it some slack that he witnessed 2 happenings first hand but that should be it

                • #431150
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Yeah. Apparently they are all returning.
                  Varric even did the narration for the 2020 VGA teaser they released for Dragon Age. Dorian and Izabella are in an artwork piece they released, where it show a dozen or so characters.

                  >Would you say that is the norm?
                  Not here but Ganker itself doesn’t matter anyway. Although lore autists existed in DA threads and you recognized them by massive paragraphs but I guess they discussed it to death for now.

                  I understand that there are people that are absolutely bonkers about the DA lore. I argue whether they are a large majority of people. Like, does this game have as many people looking forward to it, as Baldur’s Gate 3, for example?

                  • #431155
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    >does this game have as many people looking forward to it, as Baldur’s Gate 3, for example?
                    Not that but that is more due to BioWare’s absolute meme status that started with ME:A and hopefully peaked with Anthem. DA:I was successful and isn’t what made BioWare’s fanbase sceptical. I heard there is someone at the helm now that wants to stop BWs chaotic way to make games. Maybe it helps lol. BW themselves hated the fact that DA:I sold well because of the chaotic way it was made which made EA assume they can go on like that

                    • #431159
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      From some recent tweets and Bioware hiring ads, they seem to have been crunching hard and losing people. There’s also the article from ~6 months back, about how they had to go back and scrape all the MP elements from the game, then went back to pre-production again. I think they are behind by a lot. The game is expected to ship in Q4 2023, which is 24 months from now, effectively and there’s about as much content for DA4, as for Anthem, 2 years prior to release.

                      I’m not saying the end product can’t be good, although considering Bioware it probably won’t be, but they do seem to be having the same issues as every other title they released the past decade.

                    • #431160
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      I hope the game plays like in the trailer at least

                      • #431162
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Are they going to make it full on action? Is it going to play like … I don’t know, Dark Souls this time?

                      • #431164
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >inquisition’s gameplay was fine, specs like making living bombs out of people with necromancy were fun
                        >changing the entire formula to go full action rpg
                        it’s going to feel like weightless trash jesus fucking christ i can already feel my disdain. i have 0 faith in modern bioware doing anything new very well

                      • #431165
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Exactly. Why couldn’t we go back to RTwP?

                      • #431166
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >i have 0 faith in modern bioware doing anything
                        FTFY
                        They even fucked up a remaster of the ME trilogy
                        >no multiplayer
                        >too lazy to restore Pinnacle Station

                      • #431168
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >Dragon Souls
                        B-based

                • #431156
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  >Varric
                  Does anyone actually like that dwarf cuck
                  I find him insufferable and annoying, always trying to make some shitty fucking joke and trying to play like a smartass.
                  Not even as a team member he’s good, support archers have always been fucking trash, if I wanna have a faggot in the back shooting stuff I’ll just pick a mage.

                  • #431157
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    I only hate that I can’t have a cool crossbow because it’s what is supposed to make Varric stand out

                  • #431180
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    I just couldn’t stand him talking about his crossbow every two seconds. Naming your weapon is tired trash and pretending it’s a woman is even worse.

    • #431122
      Anonymous
      Guest

      TIS COLD IN MY TENT

    • #431127
      Anonymous
      Guest

      There’s no debate, Leliana is fucking dogshit and Morrigan is fun

    • #431128
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >turning fenris into mage hawke’s willing fucktoy

    • #431129
      Anonymous
      Guest

      There was so much cool lore stuff in origins. It feels like 90% of that was squandered or changed beyond recognition in the sequels.

    • #431132
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why is DA:O so fucking easy? I had to check multiple times if the setting is still nightmare. I thought it would go on like that but DA2 kicks my ass on nightmare

      • #431176
        Anonymous
        Guest

        You’ve got too many mages in your party

      • #431204
        Anonymous
        Guest

        DA:O is only easy if you pick Arcane Warrior or whatever

        • #431205
          Anonymous
          Guest

          No, DA:O is easy pretty much what you choose.

      • #431211
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Because in DA2 status/debuff exploiting is key while none of that exists in DA:O. I don’t think it’s in DA:I eitherin any form. Not sure why not. Massive crits were satisfying

    • #431158
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Wow lol… his voice is way lighter than I imagined

      • #431175
        Anonymous
        Guest

        That boss fight was such a clusterfuck

    • #431171
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I loved listening to Leliana’s stories at the firecamp, she narrates them so well. I wish they made it so you could rest your head on her lap while she keeps telling you them
      >tfw I also wish I had a gf to do things like that

    • #431172
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Childhood is liking Leliana because she’s a hoit bi slut and hating Morrigan for being a bitch
      Teenage is liking Morrigan because she’s a hot bitch and going either way on Leliana because she’s a hot bisexual slut
      Adulthood is loving and wanting to redeem Morrigan because she’s a victim of her upbringing, and disdaining Leliana because she’s a besexual slut

    • #431173
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >the only DA thread right now
      >no one even bothers replying to my problem that i need help with
      Its what i get for asking Ganker for help

      • #431177
        Anonymous
        Guest

        What’s your problem? I’ll give it a shot.

        • #431179
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Levi never spawns in the party camp for me,so i cant start Soldier’s Peak
          I tried using console commands to restart the party camp state but it didnt work
          I figured i might start a new game , but i was hoping for help in case it doesnt work

          • #431183
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I had this issue and the only things that solve it are uninstalling then reinstalling or, unfortunately, staring a new game. The former only worked a couple times. Good luck or my condolences.

            • #431185
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Thanks,i already uninstalled and was hoping to not have to start a new game and go trough the fade again
              I thought it was because i installed a Respec mod but other people had the same problem in the bioware forums years ago
              I just want a place to stash all the junk i hoard and Soldier’s Peak is the only content that gives you that

              • #431235
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Dont install the ancient respec mods install the one that adds manual of focus from awakening to origins

    • #431186
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Should I play Inquisition? I bought it on ps4 on sale years ago for about $15 and never played it.

      • #431187
        Anonymous
        Guest

        no

        • #431188
          Anonymous
          Guest

          TELL ME WHY

          • #431191
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Its not worth your time.

            • #431193
              Anonymous
              Guest

              TELL ME WHY

              • #431196
                Anonymous
                Guest

                It is bad. You are could be doing anything else.

          • #431192
            Anonymous
            Guest

            AIN’T NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE~

      • #431189
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It’s pretty underwhelming story wise but if you’re a lesbian or you like mindless mmo game play you’ll like it

      • #431200
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Yes

      • #431248
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I dropped Inquisition when it first came out. I’m replaying the whole series and got started Inquisition recently. It’s not nearly so bad if you go into it with the right expectations, and mod out the particularly terrible bits.

        Inquisition is Skyrim with a little bit of Dragon Age mixed in, not Dragon Age with a bit of Skyrim. The ideal way to play Inquisition is to just dick around in each open area, finding Landmarks and shit, while you have some video playing on your other monitor.

        Must have mods:
        Face Deshiner for all companions
        Completely new face/hair for Sera (alternatively just don’t recruit her. Even if you fix her disgusting goblin face, her personality is still awful)
        No Wait Time for War Table
        No Animation for Looting

        There are a lot of other worthwhile mods, but the game is fucking unplayable without those ones.

        Also, if you’re going to play a Qunari, it’s worth noting that you are NOT a Qunari. You’re not even really Tal-Vashoth like the character creation screen says. You were born t Tal-Vashoth parents and raised completely outside of the Qun. I tried to play my character like a Qunari or ex-Qunari at first and it was god awful. For all intents and purposes, a "Qunari" Inquisitor is just a tall human with horns, and trying to play them any other way is foolhardy.

    • #431199
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Morrigan had sex in wolf form.

      Hot.

      • #431201
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >you will never watch morrigan knot leliana
        jdimsa

    • #431202
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I choose… Zevran

      • #431203
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Fags can’t be gigachads

    • #431209
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I don’t like Morrigan but at least her persona isn’t fabricated lie. Fuck Leliana

    • #431210
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Yennefer

    • #431214
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Pagan Goth girls are superior to fake innocent christian sluts

      • #431217
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Pagan? Morrigan is fully atheist.

        Cope, she always transformed when habing sex, therefore her hymen is intact

        Cope, slutfag.

        • #431236
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Morrigan is pagan, even developers said shes not atheist and she hints shes not in game. How can you even be atheist in dragon age

        • #431238
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >atheist
          you can’t be an atheist in world were there’s proof "gods" do exist, unless you’re like: they’re no gods just powerful people that control the destiny of millions with their magical powers

          • #431240
            Anonymous
            Guest

            She doesnt believe in maker because he’s made up elven religion is the true one

    • #431219
      Anonymous
      Guest

      There is no debate
      They’re both not as good as Wynne

      • #431233
        Anonymous
        Guest

        modded wynne*

        • #431243
          Anonymous
          Guest

          FOOLISHNESS WARDEN, FOOLISHNESS.

    • #431228
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Leliana is objectively a better person but Morrigan is objectively a more interesting character. Leliana has basically zero nuance.

    • #431230
      Anonymous
      Guest

      you can have both, why choose?

    • #431234
      Anonymous
      Guest

      never played the game but I’d pick the brunette because she looks more slutty

    • #431244
      Anonymous
      Guest

      after 12 years we still discuss the same old shit….

    • #431246
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Who has the hairiest cooch?

      • #431249
        Anonymous
        Guest

        morrigan 100%

        • #431250
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Morrigan would get her pubes caught in her belts once, then cast a spell to make them all fall out and make sure they never grow again.

    • #431254
      Anonymous
      Guest

      so are these shit games any good or what

    • #431256
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Leliana is a stupid Mary Sue

    • #431257
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The eternal debate

    • #431263
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I in love with Kalikke atm.

    • #431264
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The Grey Wardens should be doing everything they can to force the next two blights to start. With each being destroyed in shorter and shorter timeframes, especially with the most recent one being culled in just a single year, the darkspawn’s numbers are depleted and forcing them back to the surface so soon can ensure they remain that way until they can be fully exterminated.

      • #431265
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The last one got all the wardens killed, humams are.depleted too

      • #431267
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >the darkspawn’s numbers are depleted and forcing them back to the surface so soon can ensure they remain that way until they can be fully exterminated.
        I’m pretty sure no sizable reduction in the Darkspawn forces happens during the Blight.
        They overrun everything, and only retreat back underground because they deeply desire to awaken a new Archdemon after the current one dies. When the final Archdemon dies and they have no reason to go back underground it’s gonna be a huge gamble whether being bereft of purpose results in them mentally shutting down and all falling over, or if the Final blight will be an endless war leading the world to extiinction.

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