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    • #442278
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      the fuck was this guy’s problem

    • #442279
      Anonymous
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      He wanted to bring back gods who were unfairly imprisoned. He was a hero, but ArCUNTos ruined everything.

      • #442287
        Anonymous
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        go back to be under rocks Kronos

      • #442289
        Anonymous
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        t one-eyed subhuman

        • #442377
          Anonymous
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          t. midget

    • #442280
      Anonymous
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      His problem was Kemsyt AKA world’s worst employee

      • #442316
        Anonymous
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        Kamos wasn’t any better.

    • #442281
      Anonymous
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      He had tunnel vision on getting immortality from Kronos

      Cause he has one eye

    • #442282
      Anonymous
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      He only speaks in rhymes

    • #442283
      Anonymous
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      shitty poetry

    • #442284
      Anonymous
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      his problem was letting you build an entire army before attacking you every chapter

    • #442285
      Anonymous
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      >that tug of war level

    • #442286
      Anonymous
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      how was the campaign so kino bros, little kid me was spoilt silly with a great story like that

      • #442293
        Anonymous
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        IIRC they really did good with their research, that Poseidon was envious of his brother, and integrating well known myths and legends into the game.

        • #442368
          Anonymous
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          Nah, AC Odyssey is way more impressive in that regard

      • #442326
        Anonymous
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        microsoft at its peak SOVL
        when games were made with passion in mind, not selling as much as possible

      • #442350
        Anonymous
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        Everything after Troy just wasn’t the same. The Greek missions were just comfy.

        • #442371
          Anonymous
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          as soon it reached hell everything wnt to the crapper.

          it has a great final battle tho.

        • #442372
          Anonymous
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          The Norse campaign was great.

        • #442373
          Anonymous
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          eh, i liked the egyptians and nords
          specially nords, they are my fav race

      • #442367
        Anonymous
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        Me and a afriend were OBSESSED with beating this game on titan difficulty. We also made up shit like Atlantis being real(We real Plato in school)
        And Arkantos Being a real person who didnt became god but died shit like that.
        We even made our own maps in the editor.
        Damn I wonder how that guy is doing now. Haven’t seen him since elementary.

    • #442288
      Anonymous
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      I have a better question! What was Posseidons fucking problem?

      • #442290
        Anonymous
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        he was salty

        • #442324
          Anonymous
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      • #442291
        Anonymous
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        wanted more power so instead of just realizing he could have just drowned the other guys followers he decided to side with the guy who fucking ate him as a baby

        • #442294
          Anonymous
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          This why Posseidons whole plan is so retarded. "Let’s wake up the Titan that eat me as a baby, he’ll definetly won’t want to kill me after I saved him!"

          • #442297
            Anonymous
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            Its even more retarded when you realize he could have just gone for the gate located on the island filled with his worshippers without sending them on a goose chase that could potentially expose his real plan

            • #442302
              Anonymous
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              The best part of this is , that his sheer retardation made Arkantos into a god, who will btfo him all eternity!

      • #442299
        Anonymous
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        every greek ‘god’ is a little bitch and throws a hissy fit if you even glance at them wrongly.

        • #442301
          Anonymous
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          This.. I’ve recently been reading Norse myths and they purposely make ancient gods petty for a multitude of reasons. One of which is so that one could explain some phenomena like lightnings and shit. For example, the crackling embers are supposedly Loki beating his children.

          • #442314
            Anonymous
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            To be fair, there’s a LOT of reason for Loki to beat up his children.

        • #442304
          Anonymous
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          >every greek ‘god’ is a little bitch and throws a hissy fit
          You could have stopped here.

        • #442317
          Anonymous
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          Hades is a total bro though, he’ll even let you borrow his dog if you ask nicely

          • #442318
            Anonymous
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            Hephaestus too. He’s ugly but he married to the fucking goddess of beauty. That probably makes him nicer than the other gods.

    • #442292
      Anonymous
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      Holy shit an age of mythology thread.
      Guess im going to do another playthrough

    • #442295
      Anonymous
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      ISIS, hear my plea

      Ins’allah

      • #442311
        Anonymous
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        O CANADA

    • #442296
      Anonymous
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      >wanted to pander to chinese
      >inserts chinese mythology
      >didn’t even consider the more well known and more suited Hindu mythology

    • #442298
      Anonymous
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      https://youtu.be/oF9Te9A-sjs

      Why the fuck is Ragnarok so OP?

      • #442300
        Anonymous
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        its essentially free myth units

    • #442303
      Anonymous
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      Post favourite music tracks
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dVZbvXZmVk&list=PL5149F2CAD2F42910&index=9
      >that string section near the early middle

      • #442306
        Anonymous
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        prostagma

      • #442308
        Anonymous
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        I can’t decide it’s all such a fantastic ost, easily one of the best ever

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmtW0EzA0yE

      • #442309
        Anonymous
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        >tfw isis is white

        better times

      • #442312
        Anonymous
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        My favourite is the Egyptian theme. It’s short and sweet. A bit odd that it’s not accounted amount the OST.
        https://youtu.be/MZtytj8c77o

        • #442313
          Anonymous
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          [Tutorial Voiceover]
          >playing as egypt….

        • #442346
          Anonymous
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          the egypt theme slaps hard

      • #442315
        Anonymous
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        My favorite too.

      • #442319
        Anonymous
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        This sounds more like something from AoE2 Conquerors than AoM t b h

      • #442343
        Anonymous
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        God damn this takes me back to what feels like another lifetime…

      • #442378
        Anonymous
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        >building a citadel walled area and herding all of the animals in as egypt to create a zoo
        tell me I’m not alone

      • #442380
        Anonymous
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        >titans square up and slap the shit out of each other
        >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uthWf-17ixo starts playing

    • #442305
      Anonymous
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      too based for this world

    • #442307
      Anonymous
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      He was PROSTAGMA after VULUME and BORPHOS

    • #442310
      Anonymous
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      That Egypt>Nords>Atlantis>Greece

    • #442321
      Anonymous
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      When is AoM 2 coming out, bros?

    • #442323
      Anonymous
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      Daddy issues

    • #442325
      Anonymous
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      Man, All the little details they put into the campaign maps, especially in the expansion, were great. probably what inspired me to get into model train Dioramas later in life.
      I love that the island in the second level of the Atlantean campaign had so many hidden nooks and crannys where you could find more cloud passages or extra resources. most of them totally unnecessary if you just wanted to beat the level as fast as possible.
      The Egyptian chapter was probably my least favourite since over half the levels were survival or timed missions so you couldn’t fuck around and explore the comfy maps. Although the assault on Kemset’s island fortress was still a fun highlight

      • #442354
        Anonymous
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        oh man I feel you, for me it’s the mission in the Titans expansion where you attack general Melagius, absolutely loved the map, especially the little fishing village next to Polyphemus’ cave that you can take over, I’d just ignore the objectives and build up a cool little fort

      • #442355
        Anonymous
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        I liked the norse mision were you need to kill the clan leaders in a frozen lake
        Im surprised the norse part didnt had an important hero like the greeks or egyptians

        • #442356
          Anonymous
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          Reginleif

          • #442357
            Anonymous
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            oh and Brokk and Eitri

          • #442359
            Anonymous
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            Too bad she didn’t show up in The Titans, I love valkyries in this game

          • #442362
            Anonymous
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            oh and Brokk and Eitri

            Yeah but they just stayed there
            None of the acompany you back to atlantis for the finals mission only the egiptian girl

    • #442327
      Anonymous
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    • #442329
      Anonymous
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      quick
      post your favorite myth unit

      • #442331
        Anonymous
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        I like the colossus.

      • #442332
        Anonymous
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        Frostgiant as a very close second

      • #442333
        Anonymous
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        • #442336
          Anonymous
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          Nice Dragon, shame if somebody was to..

          • #442358
            Anonymous
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            pain

      • #442334
        Anonymous
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        Is is cheating if I choose the Nidhogg?

      • #442335
        Anonymous
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        Really like the Minotaur. Besides him, I also like the Sons of Osiris.

        • #442342
          Anonymous
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          is Sons of Osiris OP?

          • #442345
            Anonymous
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            He’s good, but not overpowered. Can defeat most myth and hero units; his attack is a bit slow and he can get ganked if you’re not careful, however his attacks hit hard and the chain effect compensates somewhat.

      • #442337
        Anonymous
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        sniper crocodile a cute

      • #442338
        Anonymous
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        drytomos

        • #442340
          Anonymous
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          this guy scares me

          • #442344
            Anonymous
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            You’d love Jason and the Argonauts

      • #442363
        Anonymous
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        Son of anubis
        they are so cool

        • #442364
          Anonymous
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          Do you mean Anubites or Son of Osiris?

          • #442365
            Anonymous
            Guest

            holy fuck yeah you are right
            it was anubites, for some reason i mixed son of osiris with anubites

            yeah the jackal jumping fags, they are cool

            • #442366
              Anonymous
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              made for white women

            • #442370
              Anonymous
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              They really were Jacked

      • #442381
        Anonymous
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        Anubites, it was so cool how they jumped on enemies and shit

    • #442341
      Anonymous
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      Etimos…

    • #442347
      Anonymous
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      >AoM thread
      Fucking based. I wish we had high def versions of the Gods portraits, those were amazing.

    • #442348
      Anonymous
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      Hey guys nice game
      Would be a shame if sombody tacked on an entirely new faction to it

      • #442349
        Anonymous
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        I haven’t played the chink expansion and never will

        • #442352
          Anonymous
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          its shit, very terrible balance on the campaign

    • #442351
      Anonymous
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      >try to do some misions on normal
      >get fucked
      Maybe strategy games arent made for me

      • #442353
        Anonymous
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        Just learn basic strategy. At beginning you needs to spam villagers.

    • #442360
      Anonymous
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      He wanted to bring back the god who made mortals usher in a golden age unlike olympians who hated mortals.

    • #442361
      Anonymous
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      I liked my Valkyrie regilneif waifu

      SHKYPAWN
      JER VEEL
      ATTTTRAAAUS! or whatever the fuck she says

    • #442374
      Anonymous
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      dick too big i guess

    • #442375
      Anonymous
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      The only thing good about the Chinese expansion was the giant maps.

      • #442376
        Anonymous
        Guest

        maybe if they didn’t then lock it behind the expansion

    • #442379
      Anonymous
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      Prostagma

    • #442382
      Anonymous
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      There are three things to remember when playing the norse…

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