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October 16, 2021 at 6:53 am #442278
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October 16, 2021 at 6:55 am #442279
Anonymous
GuestHe wanted to bring back gods who were unfairly imprisoned. He was a hero, but ArCUNTos ruined everything.
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October 16, 2021 at 6:56 am #442280
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GuestHis problem was Kemsyt AKA world’s worst employee
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October 16, 2021 at 11:19 am #442316
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GuestKamos wasn’t any better.
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October 16, 2021 at 6:57 am #442281
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GuestHe had tunnel vision on getting immortality from Kronos
Cause he has one eye
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October 16, 2021 at 6:58 am #442282
Anonymous
GuestHe only speaks in rhymes
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October 16, 2021 at 6:58 am #442283
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Guestshitty poetry
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October 16, 2021 at 7:31 am #442284
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October 16, 2021 at 7:32 am #442285
Anonymous
Guest>that tug of war level
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October 16, 2021 at 7:34 am #442286
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October 16, 2021 at 8:31 am #442293
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GuestIIRC they really did good with their research, that Poseidon was envious of his brother, and integrating well known myths and legends into the game.
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October 16, 2021 at 2:29 pm #442368
Anonymous
GuestNah, AC Odyssey is way more impressive in that regard
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October 16, 2021 at 12:04 pm #442326
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Guestmicrosoft at its peak SOVL
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October 16, 2021 at 1:00 pm #442350
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GuestEverything after Troy just wasn’t the same. The Greek missions were just comfy.
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October 16, 2021 at 2:34 pm #442371
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Guestas soon it reached hell everything wnt to the crapper.
it has a great final battle tho.
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October 16, 2021 at 2:50 pm #442372
Anonymous
GuestThe Norse campaign was great.
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October 16, 2021 at 2:54 pm #442373
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Guesteh, i liked the egyptians and nords
specially nords, they are my fav race
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October 16, 2021 at 2:27 pm #442367
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GuestMe and a afriend were OBSESSED with beating this game on titan difficulty. We also made up shit like Atlantis being real(We real Plato in school)
And Arkantos Being a real person who didnt became god but died shit like that.
We even made our own maps in the editor.
Damn I wonder how that guy is doing now. Haven’t seen him since elementary.
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October 16, 2021 at 7:45 am #442288
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GuestI have a better question! What was Posseidons fucking problem?
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October 16, 2021 at 7:48 am #442290
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Guesthe was salty
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October 16, 2021 at 12:01 pm #442324
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October 16, 2021 at 7:54 am #442291
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Guestwanted more power so instead of just realizing he could have just drowned the other guys followers he decided to side with the guy who fucking ate him as a baby
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October 16, 2021 at 8:37 am #442294
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GuestThis why Posseidons whole plan is so retarded. "Let’s wake up the Titan that eat me as a baby, he’ll definetly won’t want to kill me after I saved him!"
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October 16, 2021 at 8:55 am #442297
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GuestIts even more retarded when you realize he could have just gone for the gate located on the island filled with his worshippers without sending them on a goose chase that could potentially expose his real plan
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October 16, 2021 at 9:05 am #442302
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GuestThe best part of this is , that his sheer retardation made Arkantos into a god, who will btfo him all eternity!
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October 16, 2021 at 8:59 am #442299
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Guestevery greek ‘god’ is a little bitch and throws a hissy fit if you even glance at them wrongly.
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October 16, 2021 at 9:02 am #442301
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GuestThis.. I’ve recently been reading Norse myths and they purposely make ancient gods petty for a multitude of reasons. One of which is so that one could explain some phenomena like lightnings and shit. For example, the crackling embers are supposedly Loki beating his children.
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October 16, 2021 at 11:13 am #442314
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GuestTo be fair, there’s a LOT of reason for Loki to beat up his children.
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October 16, 2021 at 9:10 am #442304
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Guest>every greek ‘god’ is a little bitch and throws a hissy fit
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October 16, 2021 at 11:40 am #442317
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GuestHades is a total bro though, he’ll even let you borrow his dog if you ask nicely
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October 16, 2021 at 11:45 am #442318
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GuestHephaestus too. He’s ugly but he married to the fucking goddess of beauty. That probably makes him nicer than the other gods.
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October 16, 2021 at 11:47 am #442320
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GuestAlso it’s probably because the other gods fucked with him and exiled him so he knows how it feels like.
Hades is a total bro though, he’ll even let you borrow his dog if you ask nicely
And actually same shit for Hades, he’s married to Persephone, he got it good.
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October 16, 2021 at 2:32 pm #442369
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GuestHow could Aphrodite resist a big blacksmith cock?
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October 16, 2021 at 8:27 am #442292
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GuestHoly shit an age of mythology thread.
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October 16, 2021 at 8:48 am #442295
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GuestISIS, hear my plea
Ins’allah
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October 16, 2021 at 10:48 am #442311
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GuestO CANADA
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October 16, 2021 at 8:51 am #442296
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Guest>wanted to pander to chinese
>inserts chinese mythology
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October 16, 2021 at 8:57 am #442298
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GuestWhy the fuck is Ragnarok so OP?
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October 16, 2021 at 9:01 am #442300
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Guestits essentially free myth units
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October 16, 2021 at 9:09 am #442303
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GuestPost favourite music tracks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dVZbvXZmVk&list=PL5149F2CAD2F42910&index=9
>that string section near the early middle-
October 16, 2021 at 9:18 am #442306
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Guestprostagma
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October 16, 2021 at 10:00 am #442308
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GuestI can’t decide it’s all such a fantastic ost, easily one of the best ever
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October 16, 2021 at 10:06 am #442309
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Guest>tfw isis is white
better times
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October 16, 2021 at 10:51 am #442312
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GuestMy favourite is the Egyptian theme. It’s short and sweet. A bit odd that it’s not accounted amount the OST.
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October 16, 2021 at 11:16 am #442315
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GuestMy favorite too.
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October 16, 2021 at 11:45 am #442319
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GuestThis sounds more like something from AoE2 Conquerors than AoM t b h
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October 16, 2021 at 12:15 pm #442343
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October 16, 2021 at 4:06 pm #442378
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Guest>building a citadel walled area and herding all of the animals in as egypt to create a zoo
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October 16, 2021 at 4:40 pm #442380
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Guest>titans square up and slap the shit out of each other
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uthWf-17ixo starts playing
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October 16, 2021 at 9:17 am #442305
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Guesttoo based for this world
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October 16, 2021 at 9:25 am #442307
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GuestHe was PROSTAGMA after VULUME and BORPHOS
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October 16, 2021 at 10:44 am #442310
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GuestThat Egypt>Nords>Atlantis>Greece
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October 16, 2021 at 11:50 am #442321
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GuestWhen is AoM 2 coming out, bros?
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October 16, 2021 at 11:52 am #442322
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Guesthopefully never, they already showed they ain’t up to snuff anymore with the dlc
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October 16, 2021 at 12:05 pm #442328
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GuestNever.
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October 16, 2021 at 12:07 pm #442330
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Guesthopefully never, they already showed they ain’t up to snuff anymore with the dlc
this makes me sad.
But they are making AoE 4. There is a chance, bros.
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October 16, 2021 at 12:00 pm #442323
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GuestDaddy issues
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October 16, 2021 at 12:01 pm #442325
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GuestMan, All the little details they put into the campaign maps, especially in the expansion, were great. probably what inspired me to get into model train Dioramas later in life.
I love that the island in the second level of the Atlantean campaign had so many hidden nooks and crannys where you could find more cloud passages or extra resources. most of them totally unnecessary if you just wanted to beat the level as fast as possible.
The Egyptian chapter was probably my least favourite since over half the levels were survival or timed missions so you couldn’t fuck around and explore the comfy maps. Although the assault on Kemset’s island fortress was still a fun highlight-
October 16, 2021 at 1:43 pm #442354
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Guestoh man I feel you, for me it’s the mission in the Titans expansion where you attack general Melagius, absolutely loved the map, especially the little fishing village next to Polyphemus’ cave that you can take over, I’d just ignore the objectives and build up a cool little fort
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October 16, 2021 at 1:51 pm #442355
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GuestI liked the norse mision were you need to kill the clan leaders in a frozen lake
Im surprised the norse part didnt had an important hero like the greeks or egyptians-
October 16, 2021 at 1:56 pm #442356
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GuestReginleif
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October 16, 2021 at 2:02 pm #442357
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Guestoh and Brokk and Eitri
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October 16, 2021 at 2:05 pm #442359
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GuestToo bad she didn’t show up in The Titans, I love valkyries in this game
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October 16, 2021 at 2:09 pm #442362
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GuestYeah but they just stayed there
None of the acompany you back to atlantis for the finals mission only the egiptian girl
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October 16, 2021 at 12:05 pm #442327
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GuestGod I love the credits.
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October 16, 2021 at 12:06 pm #442329
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October 16, 2021 at 12:07 pm #442331
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GuestI like the colossus.
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October 16, 2021 at 12:08 pm #442332
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October 16, 2021 at 12:09 pm #442333
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October 16, 2021 at 12:09 pm #442334
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GuestIs is cheating if I choose the Nidhogg?
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October 16, 2021 at 12:10 pm #442335
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October 16, 2021 at 12:11 pm #442337
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October 16, 2021 at 12:11 pm #442338
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October 16, 2021 at 2:10 pm #442363
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GuestSon of anubis
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October 16, 2021 at 4:42 pm #442381
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GuestAnubites, it was so cool how they jumped on enemies and shit
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October 16, 2021 at 12:13 pm #442341
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GuestEtimos…
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October 16, 2021 at 12:31 pm #442347
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Guest>AoM thread
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October 16, 2021 at 12:50 pm #442348
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GuestHey guys nice game
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October 16, 2021 at 1:19 pm #442351
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Guest>try to do some misions on normal
>get fucked
Maybe strategy games arent made for me-
October 16, 2021 at 1:25 pm #442353
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GuestJust learn basic strategy. At beginning you needs to spam villagers.
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October 16, 2021 at 2:05 pm #442360
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GuestHe wanted to bring back the god who made mortals usher in a golden age unlike olympians who hated mortals.
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October 16, 2021 at 2:06 pm #442361
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October 16, 2021 at 2:57 pm #442374
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Guestdick too big i guess
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October 16, 2021 at 3:11 pm #442375
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GuestThe only thing good about the Chinese expansion was the giant maps.
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October 16, 2021 at 3:39 pm #442376
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Guestmaybe if they didn’t then lock it behind the expansion
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October 16, 2021 at 4:33 pm #442379
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GuestProstagma
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October 16, 2021 at 4:43 pm #442382
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