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    • #408032
      Anonymous
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      The image that broke metroidfags

    • #408033
      Anonymous
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      You’ll need better bait, it’s easy to debunk that image at a glance. The actual cost of both is $0.

      • #408034
        Anonymous
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        /thread

      • #408035
        Anonymous
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        do it then, tendie

        • #408050
          Anonymous
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          He already did you illiterate moron

        • #408072
          Anonymous
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          lol, retard

        • #408090
          Anonymous
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          >obsessed snoy is illiterate AND retarded
          Fucking kek

      • #408036
        Anonymous
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        And as a neutral party who have played both for free, I can confirm that Hollow Knight is the better game, and if you have to choose, Hollow Knight every single time.

        • #408047
          Anonymous
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          Same, but Dread

      • #408038
        Anonymous
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        based

      • #408041
        Anonymous
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        >do i play the worse, shorter game or the better, longer one
        Seems like the decision remains the same.

        • #408125
          Anonymous
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          >not playing both
          Fucking casual

      • #408042
        Anonymous
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        Ok, assuming they’re both free, Hollow Knight is still longer with higher score. And to be fair, most people buy their games.

        • #408082
          Anonymous
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          So now scores matters?

      • #408048
        Anonymous
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        fpbp

      • #408056
        Anonymous
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        Holy based

      • #408065
        Anonymous
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        Based

      • #408066
        Anonymous
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        fippity bippity bop

      • #408071
        Anonymous
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        basado

      • #408084
        Anonymous
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        based

      • #408111
        Anonymous
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      • #408118
        Anonymous
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        Delete this or I’m calling the FBI. Pirating Nintendo games is wrong.

      • #408128
        Anonymous
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        FPBP extremely based

      • #408132
        Anonymous
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        Why is everybody replying?

    • #408037
      Anonymous
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      Hollow Knight is boring, Metroid isnt.

    • #408039
      Anonymous
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      Hollow Knight is bloated and I never finished it because of that. I got bored and moved on after 10 or so hours.

    • #408040
      Anonymous
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      Hollowknight is a meme game that will be completely forgotten in two months

      • #408085
        Anonymous
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        >Hollow Knight/Initial release date: February 24, 2017

      • #408147
        Anonymous
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        >game launched in 2017
        >game player count peaked back in august of this year which means it’s still ever growing
        massive copium right there anon

    • #408043
      Anonymous
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      >absolute trash game
      >$15
      >barely passable game
      >$60
      >tons of top quality 8/16bit games
      >free on archive.org

    • #408044
      Anonymous
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      Dreadbros….

    • #408045
      Anonymous
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      >88
      Based

      • #408076
        Anonymous
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        >checked

    • #408046
      Anonymous
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      • #408051
        Anonymous
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        >buying steaks from wal*shit
        disgusting

        • #408069
          Anonymous
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          >he overpays at butchers because he thinks that’s the right way to do it
          lmaoing @ (You) rn no cap

          • #408146
            Anonymous
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            fr fr no cap

    • #408049
      Anonymous
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      Metroidfag here. The fact that one of my favorite series can be so successful despite its relatively high price point has fueled me for years to come and I will absolutely keep laughing at everyone who doomposted about Dread and Metroid in general.

      • #408053
        Anonymous
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        Its just seething snoyggers and steamies that have nothing to play.

        • #408087
          Anonymous
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          >Y-you guys have nothing vto play
          >Has to settle for a short 2D game at full price cause he can’t go against his favourite company

          • #408121
            Anonymous
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            1 game > 0 games

        • #408089
          Anonymous
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          Steamies? You mean the people who got the game two days earlier, for free, running better than on switch?

    • #408052
      Anonymous
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      Console war faggotry and fanboyism are some serious mental illnesses, holy shit.

    • #408054
      Anonymous
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      Only trannies like Hollow Redditor. It’s a shit game.

    • #408055
      Anonymous
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      who cares if ones longer than the other theyre different games dumbfuck

    • #408057
      Anonymous
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      >he’s posted this 30 times in one day
      metroid mind broke Ganker

    • #408058
      Anonymous
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      Haha.
      It’s an image made by a broken Hollow Knight fan is what it is.

    • #408059
      Anonymous
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      Imagine if Samus and all the enemy aliens had the same art and animation style as The Knight. I’m sure that could have shaved the budget off of the game by a couple million, thus making it cheaper, but it would have looked like shit by Metroid’s standards.

    • #408060
      Anonymous
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      Time to reset the clock boys

      • #408070
        Anonymous
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        why tendies always post smug faces when someone legitimately criticizes their games? Fucking pathetic.

        • #408073
          Anonymous
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          >legitimately
          that’s where you’re mistaken

        • #408075
          Anonymous
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          very legitimate to spam the same image 50 times
          with only that

        • #408122
          Anonymous
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          >legitimately
          >compares a well reviewed game to a well reviewed indie title
          They can both be good games. Comparing one good game to another good game isn’t criticism.

      • #408141
        Anonymous
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        jesus that "smug" face looks like something a tranny would draw

        anon just remove samus and you have a perfectly funny picture ok?

      • #408145
        Anonymous
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        I refuse to believe Metroidfags are dumb enough to make this kind of shit. Just ignore shitposting and discuss your games.

    • #408061
      Anonymous
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      >Metroid: good art style and aesthetic
      >Hollowturd: indie shit art style and absolutely garbage aesthetic in both character and level design
      Dread by a mile. Sad too, because it’s not even the best Metroid. Amazing how much Metroid just dunks on Hollow Nerds and other indie shitters.

      • #408068
        Anonymous
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        Both games are mediocre, you’re literally seething because you wasted 60$

    • #408062
      Anonymous
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      Metroidcels are still coping I see

      • #408077
        Anonymous
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        more like arresting tbh

    • #408063
      Anonymous
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      what’s the big deal? they’re both shit

    • #408064
      Anonymous
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      I can play both for free, so what is the problem?

    • #408067
      Anonymous
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      its a 4 year old game m8

    • #408074
      Anonymous
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      I said this when people were comparing HK to SotN and I will say it now

      HK gets a lot of leniency and extra praise for the fact that it’s an indie title, which is fine, but when people unironically pretend that it beats some of the bigger classics then that’s where you need to stop.

      >Most characters/enemies are just 2-3 shape blobs with barely any animations to them (including the protagonist)
      >backgrounds have very limited color palettes and typically consist of very simple shapes
      >the music is only okay
      >the world/atmosphere/story borrows VERY heavily from Dark Souls, (along with some gameplay elements). Not a bad thing, but no extra point for originality there.

      >first few hours of the game start out VERY slowly
      >even after that the game needs a lot more time
      >narigating through the world is made that much harder due to the often samey limited visuals

      HK’s main strenghts are it’s generally solid encounter balance, which seems like a minor thing but it’s actually something most games in the genre struggle a lot with. The simple shapes of the characters and the slow, steady progression in abilities might have helped in that. Either way, the excitement level of presentation shouldn’t be underrated in a genre that’s all about exploration and visual navigation, and when comparing to "big" games without any bias HK shouldn’t get a free pass just because it’s an indie.

      also, HK costed $30 on release

      • #408078
        Anonymous
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        SotN is braindead easy and for that reason alone far worse than Hollow Knight. SotN also has killed classicvania which was far superior. SotN retards are the biggest fucking disgrace. At least Super Metroid is a legit great game and not overblown by the retarded fans like with SotN.

        • #408108
          Anonymous
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          >SotN is braindead easy
          SotN gives you SHITLOADS of tools to use which can make the fights easy in case you want, but you can always just choose not to use them. Stop being actually braindead and think that games have some sacred ways of how they must be played and aren’t just your playgrounds that you can play however you want.
          There are both codes and simple self imposed limitations to make the game more challenging for you. It’s that simple to do it.

          What other games will never have with some simple decisions like that is having an amazin world. The whole castle of SotN is just fucking memorable, full of varied an perfectly executed themes, unlike it is the case with most metrovanias with shitloads of bland padding in them, especially with indies like HK. This even goes to Ori. No matter how "beautiful" and "polished" the artstyle is when you are just throwing a bunch of boring caves and vegetation at the player most of the time.

          >SotN also has killed classicvania which was far superior
          If SotN woulnd’t exist then your precious Hollow Knight wouldn’t exist either
          stop larping like you ever gave two shits about classic castlevanias when you are clearly more invested in the genre that SotN created. Be grateful for it instead of being pissed off that someone still finds it better than some new indies

          • #408148
            Anonymous
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            SotN didn’t invent shit. Super Metroid literally invented the entire genre and people latched Castlevania on. Also SotN is easy as fuck even playing it completely blind and not experimenting with your options. If you ask someone to hold back even more than that then you have absolutely unreasonable expectations. Fact is a normal playtrough of SotN will be braindead easy. You can make any game difficult by inventing your own rules. You can continue this argument further and further till you play your own imaginary game but we play video games to experience the work other people designed and when you talk with other people you talk about some base line of how the game is meant to be experienced and not your own custom rule set.

            Also just because I prefer HK over SotN doesn’t mean I like metroidvanias more than classicvanias you fucking retard. I would pick rondo of blood or castlevania 3 any day over any metroidvania except for Super Metroid, which is the peak of the genre.

            • #408150
              Anonymous
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              based as fuck, and on that note the curse of the moon games (which emulates classicvanias) are far superior to the "regular" bloodstained (which emulates the garbage SoTN/AoS formula)

      • #408091
        Anonymous
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        >music is just okay
        maybe for the boss fights I agree, the only one that is remotely memorable is Nightmare Grimm, but the ambient music is pretty satisfying to just sit on the bench and listen to

      • #408119
        Anonymous
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        HK was hand drawn by a 2 person team you fucking retard

    • #408079
      Anonymous
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      i like both

    • #408080
      Anonymous
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      You will never be Ori

      • #408123
        Anonymous
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        B A S E D

    • #408081
      Anonymous
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      the image that made a bunch of diverse folk and nerds shit and fart

    • #408083
      Anonymous
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      It doesn’t matter what anyone thinks, at the end of the day Nintendo makes a shit ton of money AGAIN

    • #408086
      Anonymous
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      beaten both, completed both, paid full price for both, will do it again when Silksong comes out
      fuck you OP.

    • #408088
      Anonymous
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      What the fuck does this even mean? All 2D Metroid games have been around the same length.
      People got exactly what they expected.

      • #408095
        Anonymous
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        Whenever a great Nintendo game is released people like eric goes into shitposting overdrive. Mods never delets his dumb threads or his spamming

    • #408092
      Anonymous
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      How many times do you plan on posting the same god-damn picture on this board to try and start a flame war? It’s not gonna happen the way you think it will, schizofag.

    • #408093
      Anonymous
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      Godhome was the only enjoyable part of Hollow Knight.

    • #408094
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Hollow Shite
      Nothing about this game is good. Metroid Dread, Bloodstained, and Blasphemous all mog the shit out of it.

    • #408096
      Anonymous
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      Hollow Knight just isn’t as fun to play.

    • #408097
      Anonymous
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      Movement in HK is both less interesting and has boring animations. It feels slow to watch the knight casually pace about everywhere which is the majority of what you do since the platforming is generally not very involved

    • #408098
      Anonymous
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      someone is broke alright

      • #408100
        Anonymous
        Guest

        they have different filenames, get over it.

        • #408104
          Anonymous
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          i regularly switch between typing in all-lowercase and proper grammar, along with juggling my filenames and changing md5 of my images
          this place is too easy to manipulate

        • #408115
          Anonymous
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          which just makes it better, there are multiple snoys seething and spamming

    • #408099
      Anonymous
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      I don’t believe anyone can beat Dread in 7 hours without hacks or glitches, I’m 16 hours in and have yet to beat the game.
      Also the score is wrong in this image, and comparing a game with sub 30 reviews and over 80 is disingenuous, especially when you’re bound to get those "it’s not artsy enough" or "it’s too hard" reviews.
      The average score for Dread is higher then the average score for Hollow, the only reason Dread dropped to 89 is because of 3 reviews complaining that the game isn’t casual enough for them to complete.
      As a Hollow fan I’d expect you to laugh at such a complaint.
      The game is definitely hard, but I love it, and that goes for both Dread and Hollow.

      • #408105
        Anonymous
        Guest

        maybe these ppl are referring to in game time? my first playthru got 100% in 8 hrs igt but it took at least 12 hours real time

    • #408101
      Anonymous
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      >Metroid Dread
      89 Metacritic | 8 Hours to Beat | 11.25 Points per Hour
      >Hollow Knight
      90 Metacritic | 26 Hours to Beat | 3.46 Points per Hour.
      Not a good look, HKfags.

      For fun, here are the Castlevania games in the same genre
      >Symphony of the Night
      93 Metacritic | 8 Hours to Beat | 11.6 Points per Hour
      >Harmony of Dissonance
      87 Metacritic | 7 Hours to Beat | 12.4 Points per hour
      >Aria of Sorrow
      91 Metacritic | 7 Hours to Beat | 13 Points per Hour
      >Dawn of Sorrow
      89 Metacritic | 10 Hours to Beat | 8.9 Points per hour

      All earn more Metacritic points per hour than Hollow Knight.

      • #408103
        Anonymous
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        >points per hour
        Haha holy shit now that’s some next level cope

      • #408137
        Anonymous
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        >SOTN
        >93
        Hollow cucks kneel to the king

    • #408102
      Anonymous
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      The top game is actually good, and therefore more expensive.

    • #408106
      Anonymous
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      Metroid has better puzzles, combat, power-ups, movement, pacing and set-pieces.
      Hollow Knight is way too bloated and wastes the players time.

      • #408107
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Metroid has better combat
        Hahahahahahahahaha
        Oh wait, you’re actually serious, let me laugh even harder
        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

        • #408109
          Anonymous
          Guest

          now post the raven beak fight
          or one of the chozo soldier fights
          c’mon anon, do it.

        • #408113
          Anonymous
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          Reddit the post

    • #408110
      Anonymous
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      This meltdown over Dread doing insanely well and being a perfect game is hilarious. It’s reminding me heavily of when Switch broke Ganker back in 2017.

      • #408112
        Anonymous
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        i’ll never understand Ganker
        >this is GOOD?! NO!! IT CANNOT BEEEE!!!!!!

      • #408129
        Anonymous
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        >Dread doing insanely well
        It’s rated lower than Ori, SotN and Hollow Knight.
        Sales aren’t bad but it won’t reach Hollow Knight either.
        It selling about 3x more than Samus Returns.
        Considering SR hasn’t even reached the 1M mark, Dread won’t reach 3M either.

        • #408135
          Anonymous
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          Screencapping for future laugh at threads

          You dumb dumb retard

    • #408114
      Anonymous
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      https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/p14ACY5037lqVIMXv4_X2w/
      a week later and snoys are still seething

    • #408116
      Anonymous
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      why not just play both lmao retards

      • #408117
        Anonymous
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        cause hollow knight is actually kinda mid (unless you’re a soulsfag, then you’ll love it)

    • #408120
      Anonymous
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      Hollow Knight is a better game than the entire ps5 library.
      But Dread is just as good

    • #408124
      Anonymous
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      Why does this image upset Shitch players so much?

    • #408126
      Anonymous
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      I haven’t played Metroid Dread yet but Hollow Knight is mediocre as fuck. Honestly whenever an indie game is overwhelmingly praised I take that shit as a huge red flag now because I’ve been burned too many times by crap games people thought were golden for some reason.

      • #408134
        Anonymous
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        >because I’ve been burned too many times by crap games people thought were golden for some reason.
        maybe you are the problem?

    • #408127
      Anonymous
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      >this shit again
      indie shills never leave this board

    • #408130
      Anonymous
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      whe will people accept that Hollow Knight is a shit game?

    • #408131
      Anonymous
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      when will people accept that Super Metroid is a shit game?

    • #408133
      Anonymous
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      i saw someone beat dread in 2 hours, that’s ¢50 a minute

      • #408136
        Anonymous
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        i eat a dinner in 5 minutes
        thats 150€ in 5 minutes

        • #408138
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >thats 150€ in 5 minutes
          why so expensive?

          • #408139
            Anonymous
            Guest

            restaurants are expensive
            could eat in a less fancy one for 30€ too

    • #408140
      Anonymous
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      OH NO NO NO NO

    • #408142
      Anonymous
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      • #408144
        Anonymous
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        Thanks this looks a lot better than

        Time to reset the clock boys

    • #408143
      Anonymous
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      > a new metroid game
      vs
      > not a new metroid game

    • #408149
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I shall piss off all gamers. I have never played a platformer before.

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