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    • #464140
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      The last three vidya characters you played as have to fight these motherfuckers.

      Do they survive?

    • #464141
      Anonymous
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      idk, what kind of protection they got?

    • #464142
      Anonymous
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      >Dante, Asagi and Sakura
      wew

    • #464143
      Anonymous
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      Is it one at a time or they have to fight all of them at once?

      • #464145
        Anonymous
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        Whichever you feel is more interesting.

    • #464144
      Anonymous
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      >Kirby, Samus, Ryza
      Kirby alone will curbstomped those bitches easily

    • #464146
      Anonymous
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      I don’t know because I don’t play weebshit, I don’t recognize any of that

      • #464168
        Anonymous
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        What a shame for you then, boring normalfaggot

    • #464147
      Anonymous
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      Should have included Primate Murder because it autowins against any humans. It could be a god-level human and they would still lose by default.

      • #464153
        Anonymous
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        Kiara is already an auto-lose for anything that has desires and a more broad one.

        • #464156
          Anonymous
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          Kiara doesn’t autowin, and desires can be suppressed. Especially if BB nerfs her, which can’t be done against Primate Murder.
          Primate Murder is a ORT class against humanoids. You literally can’t even fight it. It doesn’t even have to be a human specifically either, just humanoid, it’s shown to work on divine beings and dead apostles too.

    • #464148
      Anonymous
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      >three hentai protagonists, two man and one futa
      Yes.

    • #464149
      Anonymous
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      Samus, Rance, and Shiki?

    • #464150
      Anonymous
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      >Beginner tenno guy
      >Varia suit Samus
      >Tidus

    • #464151
      Anonymous
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      >SJ marine
      >Bloodborne protag
      >Venom
      SJ marine kills all of them

    • #464152
      Anonymous
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      The plot kills these guys for you

    • #464154
      Anonymous
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      Yes because everyone in Fate are unironically jobbers

      • #464157
        Anonymous
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        Stop projecting, Gilgamesh.

    • #464155
      Anonymous
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      Gran, Nanashi, and Sora

      I think they have a pretty good shot

    • #464158
      Anonymous
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      Bayonetta, 2B and my C2077 Dude would utterly destroy them.

      • #464159
        Anonymous
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        >Bayonetta
        Doesn’t have the means to harm Goetia and can’t enter the Time Temple. Also can’t kill Tiamat permanently. Probably gets raped by Kiara or Mara.

        >2B
        Same.

        >C2077
        Definitely gets absolutely destroyed by any of these.

    • #464160
      Anonymous
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      Solos.

    • #464161
      Anonymous
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      >majority of the beasts are women (this includes Amaterasu and potentially Mother Harlot)
      >all of the grand servants so far are men

      What did they mean by this?

      • #464162
        Anonymous
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        I mean, I wouldn’t count the Alien God since it’s just wearing Olga’s corpse like a suit instead of having a form of its own.

    • #464163
      Anonymous
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      You literally cannot defeat Goetia unless Solomon himself shows up and intervenes by giving up his entire existence. Otherwise the demons respawn infinitely in the Temple.
      The others you might be able to BS in some sort of excuse or a specific character ignoring Kiara turning anyone with sentience into a braindead horny monkey

      • #464173
        Anonymous
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        You can’t even kill Tiamat without dropping her into the Underworld or some equivalent location, stopping her Chaos Tide, and getting the Old Man to impose the concept of death on her. Otherwise, she just endlessly regenerates.

        • #464174
          Anonymous
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          >getting the Old Man to impose the concept of death
          This is really all that really needs to be done. The rest is mainly setup to get to this point and to position her for Gil’s assault.

          • #464179
            Anonymous
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            Even if you impose the concept of death on her, so long as the other layers of her immortality are active, she can just keep coming back.

    • #464164
      Anonymous
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      >Neco Arc
      >Coco Bandicoot
      >Monica from Speed Freaks on the PS1
      Fuck.

    • #464165
      Anonymous
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      >Owner-san from Venus Vacation, Samus Aran and the Doom Slayer.

      Rate my chances

      • #464175
        Anonymous
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        >Owner-san from Venus Vacation
        Dead.

        >Samus Aran
        Has nowhere near the firepower to harm my of these, even Kiara.

        >the Doom Slayer
        Same as above.

    • #464166
      Anonymous
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      What if I played games like Odin Sphere with alternating MCs and perspectives?

      • #464190
        Anonymous
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        Then pick whoever you played as last.

    • #464167
      Anonymous
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      >Booker Dewitt
      >TF2 Engineer
      >Makima (it was vrchat)
      I think my boys have it in the bag

    • #464169
      Anonymous
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      The last three character i played were seiba, lishiwen and gil in recent order. I was playing some wc3 mod.
      Anyway they’ll win because this is nasu, and some "normally impossible but circumstances" will come up like firing eas with no second strike inside avalon.

      • #464170
        Anonymous
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        I mean, Gil when he’s on the Hero side is allowed to be as broken as he’s supposed to be. In a fight like this he’d just set up circumstances to where he’d win like in the actual canon. The other two would just be his help.

        • #464186
          Anonymous
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          Lemme demonstrate my godlike nasuverse skills.
          Nasu:Normally a demonic beast is undefeatable but seiba has the valaon that not even tur second magic can bypass. Gil may be horny for seiba but his immense pride that let him ignore all the world’s evils will allow him to ignore all the world’s lusts. Ditto for seiba whose kingly pride will allow her to ignore kiara despite being horny for swordboi dick. Lishiwen is a martial artist and thus his martial artist self control will allow him to resist all the world’s unresistable lusts. Woah the three of them are that awesoke. Demonic beats scant be killed by anything of this world but gil’s ea kills the heavens and isnt of this world so it’s ok. Excalibur’s got fairy magic or some bullshit that ignores beast defenses because fairies r otherworldly or some bs. Lishiwen is weak but will help by teaching gil and seiba "no second strike" which they can aplly totheir NPs allowing them to kill beasts forever by only attacking once even if they could do that already.
          Tldr: normally impossible but cifcumstance and woah they are awesome.

          • #464188
            Anonymous
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            Ez

    • #464171
      Anonymous
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      have a nice day mentally ill fate tranny

    • #464172
      Anonymous
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      just played FGO so yeah my team will easily body them, just like they did before.

    • #464176
      Anonymous
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      He solos

    • #464177
      Anonymous
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      >they think they can kill tiamat without a specific counter to her bullshit

      • #464191
        Anonymous
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        Most people really don’t get how her immortality works.

    • #464178
      Anonymous
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      Your gachagirls never stood a chance, they are already impregnated.

    • #464180
      Anonymous
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      >Bayonetta, Sora and Yagami
      I guess.

    • #464181
      Anonymous
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      The one in top left feel extremely week compare to the 3 other

      • #464185
        Anonymous
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        Goetia? He’s unironically amongst the strongest there. I’m pretty certain the only other Beasts that are impressive as he is are the Alien God and Primate Murder.

    • #464182
      Anonymous
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      >An MTF from SCP
      >The Courier
      >Demifiend

      Demifiend is the sole survivor.

      • #464201
        Anonymous
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        >pierce magatama
        Your resistances mean nothing, get fucked.

        • #464217
          Anonymous
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          That’s where you are wrong

          • #464225
            Anonymous
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            >want to play nocturne again
            >pc emulation a shit
            >switch version a shit
            >don’t own ps4
            >mom told me that brother took our ps2 from childhood home to sell for crack rocks or something

    • #464183
      Anonymous
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      Asura from Asura’s wrath easily defeats anybody in OP’s image

      • #464192
        Anonymous
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        Actually he really doesn’t. There’s nothing you can do against basically any of these. 1 of them doesn’t even possess a concept of death.

        This thread is garbage because they’re basically undefeatable.

        Then again I could see asura punching so hard he kills them anyway since that’s just how he operates.

        • #464194
          Anonymous
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          And what is stopping any vidya character from no selling their gimmicks. MEoDP already does that to "unkillable entities" and fate verse has tools that force the concept of death on things so it isn’t even unprecedented in fate.

          • #464195
            Anonymous
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            >And what is stopping any vidya character from no selling their gimmicks.
            Because of the characters posted in this three so far, only the Demifiend, SJ Marine, and Aleph possess the means to actually deal with the Beasts. Everyone else can’t even get past their initial layers of defenses.

            >MEoDP already does that to "unkillable entities"
            MEoDP affects entities who don’t operate even remotely in the same weight class as Tiamat, nor do their variations of lacking the concept of death work in the same manner.

            >and fate verse has tools that force the concept of death on things so it isn’t even unprecedented in fate.
            Tiamat required King Hassan to impose the concept of death on her, after her other layers of immortality were removed and that necessitated giving up his nature as Grand Assassin to pull off. A situation that is effectively not repeatable outside of those specific circumstances.

            • #464197
              Anonymous
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              Black Barrel also forces the concept of death on something and it is literally just a superweapon the mage association made and they can’t even use "Magic".

              Ryougi’s MEoDP probably could since it is connected to the fucking ROOT, which is still the source of everything in fate unless they retconned that.

              Any god level MC could deal with them by either handwaving away shit, immunity to their bullshit, or relying on the fact that they are "alien" entities in fate that act under concepts not native to fate Earth like Type Mercury does.

              • #464202
                Anonymous
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                >Black Barrel also forces the concept of death on something and it is literally just a superweapon the mage association made and they can’t even use "Magic".
                Black Barrel can do that against TYPES because their version of "lacking the concept of death" is mostly just that they do not conform to death as we know it, due to being made of Grain. They can still be effectively destroyed by blowing up their bodies.

                Tiamat does not work like this. She literally does not have a concept of death in any way shape or form. She endlessly regenerates because dying is something that does not apply to her whatsoever as the Mother of All.

                >Ryougi’s MEoDP probably could since it is connected to the fucking ROOT, which is still the source of everything in fate unless they retconned that.
                It couldn’t, since that’s only her third personality and trying to cut something as complex as Tiamat or any other Beast would kill her by burning out her brain. She is also physically, below literally any Servant and would get mogged by them who in turn get mogged by Beasts.

                • #464229
                  Anonymous
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                  Wouldn’t Vidya characters be immune to most Beast bullshit due to not being humans native to the setting. They would all be classified as alien entities going by fate logic and could have some bullshit conceptual powers themselves like ORT due to leaking in their universes’ concepts, any character with a oneshot ability should in theory have an easy time dealing with them all.

                  • #464231
                    Anonymous
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                    Outside of Primate Murder, Beasts don’t have some specific thing that makes it so only humans are affected by them. The Alien God spooks the Outer Gods after all, and that’s a Beast. Beasts are simply the last great threats that Humanity needs to defeat in order for the Human Order to progress.

                    >They would all be classified as alien entities going by fate logic and could have some bullshit conceptual powers themselves like ORT due to leaking in their universes’ concepts
                    Not how that works. ORT and its fellow TYPES have that because they’re the Ultimate Ones of their respective planets in the solar system, literally the planets dominant lifeforms/effective avatars. They have their abilities because they carry over portions of their respective concepts with them, but said concepts can still be affected by things from the planet, otherwise the Black Barrel and similar weaponry would never be able to destroy them. The planet also still allows them to operate on it.

                    If the characters in question were too alien to the planet’s logic, then they’d get booted out like the Outer Gods into the quantum soup of perception that is space in the Nasuverse and monst likely get eaten by some wandering cosmic horror.

            • #464198
              Anonymous
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              Every time japs start using conceptual powers in their stories it becames alogical shitfest with lots of arbitary rules and their subversions.
              I know they don’t think much about all that shit and mostly just make things up on the go with whatever looks cool, but fuck, warhammer lore with orks tech working because they believe it must work makes more sense.

    • #464184
      Anonymous
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      >Bayonetta
      >Luka from MGQ Paradox
      >Ashley from Wario Ware
      Rate my team.

      • #464187
        Anonymous
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        >Bayonetta
        Can’t reach Goetia or even do anything to him, can fight Tiamat and her Lahmu but literally cannot kill her, can’t do anything to Mara, gets turned into a vegetable by Kiara.

        >Luka from MGQ Paradox
        Is easily more powerful than any Beast, but gets turned into a horny unthinking vegetable by Kiara so he can’t clear.

        >Ashley from Wario Ware
        Shouldn’t even be here.

    • #464189
      Anonymous
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      They al lose to the dick.

    • #464193
      Anonymous
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      Werdna, PF:WotR Ascension Azata Sorc MC, Luka

      In theory all of them are demigod+ levels so it should be fine.

      • #464199
        Anonymous
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        What version of Werdna is strongest anyway?
        God Werdna or Enlightenment Werdna?

    • #464196
      Anonymous
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      >Has 0 sex drive.
      >Fights monsters bigger than him all the time
      >Frequently fights tentacle monsters
      >Can punch boulders into submission and survive the heat of being in the middle of a volcano.
      I don’t need three. I only need one.

    • #464200
      Anonymous
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      >make a character that literally cannot lose except to contrived plot bullshit
      Why do japs always do this?

      • #464204
        Anonymous
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        The Beasts are meant to be the literal final bosses of anything Nasuverse-related. Them requiring concentrated plot to beat makes more sense than say, the King of Jobbers losing to anyone when he has fucking always-on precog.

        • #464223
          Anonymous
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          I was speaking more of a general term thing, it’s just a trope that Japanese media seems obsessed with. Maybe it’s because they’re constantly getting slapped by forces of nature like hurricanes, that effectively has no real defense until it just goes away.

    • #464203
      Anonymous
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      Xeelee :^)

    • #464219
      Anonymous
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      Tidus, Rance, Aeon
      >Prebuff for an eternity
      >Cast Dispel on them
      >all their stupid nasu bullshit gone
      >Blitz Ace and Rance Attack those bitches
      2EZ4ME

    • #464221
      Anonymous
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      >JetCHAD
      I win, easily.

      • #464265
        Anonymous
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        I know it depends on who is writing that shit but would not heracles forma de true obliterate gilkek?

        • #464269
          Anonymous
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          It really comes down to whether or not Gil takes him seriously or not. If he doesn’t, he could get his shit clapped. If he does, then Heracles isn’t touching him.

    • #464227
      Anonymous
      Guest

      #2 is tiamat or something right
      can i use other tiamats for a lesbian orgy

    • #464235
      Anonymous
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      Lol, get PRANK’D

      • #464237
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Based Tricksterchad

      • #464241
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Trickster is literally BB 2.0. That’s pretty unfair

      • #464276
        Anonymous
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        >literally goes All Fiction on the ending slides

        • #464288
          Anonymous
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          Kek

    • #464239
      Anonymous
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      this guy is going to destroy Goetia anus

      • #464249
        Anonymous
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        If he has the chaos emeralds and can get to the Time Temple, then he’s powerful enough to tear through the Demon Pillars and maybe disrupt Goetia itself. I question if he can kill him, but he should be able to damage him at least.

    • #464244
      Anonymous
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      >Yami Marik
      >Ori
      >Rance
      Lmao ez peasy Marik would just Sphere Mode 3 of them while Rance would rape the other.

    • #464247
      Anonymous
      Guest

      OSHITEMAIRU

    • #464251
      Anonymous
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      >Isaac (BoI)
      >Crash Bandicoot
      >Mario
      I imagine my party gets wiped, knowing how busted the normal Fate characters are, no idea on the FGO stuff.

      • #464271
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The FGO stuff ramps up the powerlevels ginormously.

        • #464284
          Anonymous
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          Kiara’s whole "You’ll become her brainfucked cult pig if you find her even the slightest bit attractive in a sexual way" thing is from Extra, it’s just the BBs nerfed her.
          Like how you aren’t boob vored by Passionlip.

          • #464286
            Anonymous
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            She has some ability or another that replaces that outside of Extra, but I don’t think it’s nearly as busted.

    • #464253
      Anonymous
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      >Hunter from MH4 with a big hammer
      >Hunter from Rise with a big hammer
      >A wow warrior that mutilates gods with a big hammer
      Yep, would nail every one of those girls.

    • #464255
      Anonymous
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      Miki Nikaidou, Master Chief, The Arbiter and the protagonist of Pokemon Platinum.

      yeah I think they can win.

      • #464257
        Anonymous
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        What’s your current Pokemon team? Because that’s the only way I see them getting out of this one.

    • #464259
      Anonymous
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      Pretty sure Tiamat alone is unbeatable for like 99.9% of characters. there are some who could probably overpower her, but she has no concept of Death to begin with so it’s impossible for her to lose to anyone other than like Maxwell from Scribblenauts.

    • #464261
      Anonymous
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      Why doesn’t Goetia have huge tits?

      • #464263
        Anonymous
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        Because he’s Solomon’s ideal male (magic ritual) body.

    • #464267
      Anonymous
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      >Pathfinder WOTR protagonist
      Solos them all by the end. Or just pranks them out of existence. Together.

    • #464273
      Anonymous
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      EZ solo

    • #464280
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Wakey wakey Nasuversekeks
      (please help us Madaversekeks, we’re reduced to web novel status)

      • #464282
        Anonymous
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        I like both. But even I can recognize that the Masadaverse is in no position to be throwing shade at anyone right now.

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