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    • #455290
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      The protagonist of the last game you played has been replaced by an Old Ugly Fat Bastard! How does he fare?

    • #455293
      Anonymous
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      Legend of Mana, I’d say he’d blend in fairly well.

    • #455296
      Anonymous
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      Good

      • #455300
        Anonymous
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      • #455341
        Anonymous
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        Based

    • #455298
      Anonymous
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      >Xenogears
      Considering most of the problems in this game seem to come from people not getting fucked, I’d say he does well.

    • #455303
      Anonymous
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      He ends up fighting this own kind, still get to fuck bitches though

    • #455304
      Anonymous
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      >Ace Combat 4.
      He died or ended up becoming a janitor for the base or getting bombed to death. No fatso would become a jet pilot, certainly not an Ace like Mobius 1

      • #455367
        Anonymous
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        Wrong, He cucks Yellow 13 out of Yellow 4. He makes her forget all about being a fighter pilot and instead becoming a slave to the cock, inadvertently saving her life. He also cucks the narrator out of the cafe girl. They both get ribbon womb tatoos. Yellow 13 is the one to die at Stonehenge when Fat Bastard Mobius broadcasts Yellow 4’s moans through the comms. Narrator’s letter is a suicide note.

        • #455410
          Anonymous
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          If he’s the protagonist, then he isn’t anywhere near the occupied city and basically replaced Mobius 1, who’s a faceless mute ace.

          • #455416
            Anonymous
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            >underestimating the power of ugly fat bastard

            Wherever there is pussy to be had and men to be cucked, he will be there. F-22 is the canon plane. He takes his stealth jet and flies under the radar to the heart of Eurusea for the sole purpose of corrupting Yellow 4.

    • #455306
      Anonymous
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      >stalker
      I can’t even begin to imagine his wish for the Wishgranter

    • #455307
      Anonymous
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      Im positive Old Ugly Fat Bastard has the potential to be the greatest Planeswalker in the Multiverse

      • #455315
        Anonymous
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        >Seeds an entire plane of existence
        >Moves onto the next one
        >Soon, the entire multiverse consists purely of his own descendants

    • #455309
      Anonymous
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      >Deep Rock Galactic
      kek and nothing changed

    • #455311
      Anonymous
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      >LISA
      Gets fucking annihilated by Rando’s army while trying to rape Buddy

    • #455313
      Anonymous
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      >idolmaster starlit season
      Oh no…

    • #455316
      Anonymous
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      >Melty Blood
      Uh-oh

    • #455318
      Anonymous
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      >Heavy replaced by Heavy
      Nothing’s gonna change.

    • #455319
      Anonymous
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      >siralim

      tries having sex some of the banshee demons, probably dies

    • #455321
      Anonymous
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      >Geralt
      He probably has as much sex or more, but gets roasted by the dragon at the beginning of 2, if not earlier.

      • #455325
        Anonymous
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        Honestly, thinking about it some more, Geralt is just a bad example for this sort of thing. Unlike most JRPG "I like you and everyone" onions/underaged protags, Geralt fucks. Kind of a lot, really.

    • #455324
      Anonymous
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      Ramza just got waaay less honorable..

    • #455327
      Anonymous
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      HOLY SHIT NO DIFFERENCE!

    • #455329
      Anonymous
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      >Metroid Zero Mission
      I don’t think this dude will be able to jump high enough to even grab the morph ball, let alone actually fit into the ball

    • #455330
      Anonymous
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      >Division 2
      A lot of drug addicted sluts in the Hyenas to fuck

    • #455332
      Anonymous
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      >Just Cause 3
      Not very well

    • #455333
      Anonymous
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      >witcher 3
      gonna need a bigger horse, and a bigger poopyhole

    • #455335
      Anonymous
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      >Hades
      He wouldn’t even bother trying to make it out.
      He’d turn Meg, Nyx, and Dusa into his cum slaves

      • #455340
        Anonymous
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        You forget that there’s a woman on the surface, he can’t just give up on that

    • #455339
      Anonymous
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      >MH Rise
      Probably going to fuck the twins, the dango girl and the cats so pretty well.

      • #455369
        Anonymous
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        Don’t forgot the Candy apple girl too

        • #455405
          Anonymous
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          She is ugly and ugly fat bald gentlemen such as myself have standards.

      • #455374
        Anonymous
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        This!

    • #455343
      Anonymous
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      >mordhau
      He’d fit right in. Unfortunately for him there’s no one for him to have a fun time with.
      Unless he’s into peasants and jesters?

    • #455344
      Anonymous
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      >Painkiller
      Eve gets raped.

    • #455346
      Anonymous
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      >CK3
      Just ends up with a harem if 16 year olds

    • #455348
      Anonymous
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      >Hideous Destructor
      ZikShadow has yet to release an HDoom texture pack for it :^)

    • #455350
      Anonymous
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      >Disco Elysium
      Well, I guess there’s gonna be a lot more rape going on after all.

    • #455353
      Anonymous
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      They are so fucked, literally

    • #455356
      Anonymous
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      >Fucks the BETA out of existence
      Ugly fat bastard chama I kneel

    • #455359
      Anonymous
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      He’s home.

    • #455360
      Anonymous
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      max payne will never be ugly he is too pure and good and he saves women even in brazil where the women are from. sometimes i will play max payne and i will forget that i am actualy not him and he will be shooting people and i will think it os me. my brother used to play sly cooper with me but he tripped on a basketball. i think if sliy cooper was still alive now he would love john wick like me

    • #455362
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      >deltarune
      ralsei will be pooping bricks at what just happened while susie will think kris getting replaced is just a weird thing that happens to humans

    • #455364
      Anonymous
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      >Muramasa
      He would actually have sexual intercourse with the man-sized spider.

      • #455372
        Anonymous
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        I keep hearing about that but no one ever posts the gameplay when I ask, how is it?

    • #455377
      Anonymous
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      ends up pressing all these cuties

    • #455378
      Anonymous
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      I don’t think he would do so hot in Dark Souls…

      • #455380
        Anonymous
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        He’d just be a normal person.

      • #455382
        Anonymous
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        He’s a pure STR and VIT build, probably the easiest in the game

      • #455393
        Anonymous
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        Smough.

    • #455385
      Anonymous
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      >Splinter Cell
      Uhhhh what the fuck

    • #455387
      Anonymous
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      Deep Rock Galactic.
      Absolutely nothing changes.

    • #455389
      Anonymous
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      Dies in the nightmare realm of Simon’s book.

    • #455391
      Anonymous
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      >Kenshi
      I guess nothing would really change…

    • #455394
      Anonymous
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      >Wario

      Sooooooo nothing?

    • #455396
      Anonymous
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      >Halo CE
      Jizz on Cortana and rape Elites, I guess?

    • #455400
      Anonymous
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      He’s definitely F tier

      • #455425
        Anonymous
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        >wanting to rail Dunkey
        >wanting to rail Luke Combs
        Disgusting

    • #455402
      Anonymous
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      >Yakuza 0-7
      Basically fucks all of the girls he encounters that have ever appeared in a substory or in the main stories. That’s alot of pressing.

    • #455403
      Anonymous
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      >Metroid Dread
      He gets stuck in the very first section because he can’t jump high enough to the higher platforms (due to being a fat bastard).

    • #455406
      Anonymous
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      >Yugioh Tag Force 5
      He cucks Yusei and Jack. Also what deck would he play?

    • #455408
      Anonymous
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      >Colosseum: Road to Freedom
      he prolly gon die since I’m mid-game right now

    • #455412
      Anonymous
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      >ww2 US paratrooper
      He’s going behind enemy lines if you know what I’m saying

    • #455414
      Anonymous
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      >Far Cry 6
      As long as he’s a latino, he’ll knock up half of the women. Latinas don’t give a fuck how ugly you are as long as you’re one of their ilk.

    • #455418
      Anonymous
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      >Warioware Get it Together!
      Nothing changes

    • #455421
      Anonymous
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      >crew teleporter installed

    • #455423
      Anonymous
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      This can only end one way……

    • #455427
      Anonymous
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      >Old Ugly Fat Bastard!
      So no difference?

    • #455430
      Anonymous
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      >tfw ywnb fat+ugly ojisan who gets to fuck the hottest *school girls

    • #455432
      Anonymous
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      >grinding a lost sector in destiny 2
      If he could put his old man titan dick in a vex goblin, he would
      i would too

    • #455434
      Anonymous
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      If he doesn’t have a pipboy he’s pretty much fucked

    • #455436
      Anonymous
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      send soul destorying ntr, fapping right now

    • #455438
      Anonymous
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      >Age of Decadence
      He’d die to Thugs because he can’t hit them nor deal with 4 sources of damage at once

    • #455440
      Anonymous
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      >Fallout 4

      He still plows Piper

    • #455442
      Anonymous
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      I’m a fat ugly bastard. Where are all the big titty housewives?

    • #455446
      Anonymous
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      Looks good to me

    • #455448
      Anonymous
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      fallout 76, i guess he would fit right in, I wonder what his dick would do to a ghoul woman

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