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    • #425555
      Anonymous
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      >this kills the slow ass millenial

    • #425558
      Anonymous
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      SHAZBOT

      • #425598
        Anonymous
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        woo

      • #425639
        Anonymous
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        >VCA

    • #425560
      Anonymous
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      that’s like a quarter of the speed you go when jumping around in quake 3, changing the fov doesn’t make things faster

    • #425562
      Anonymous
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      *yaaaawn*
      play some cs 1.6 and then come back

    • #425564
      Anonymous
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      How is he going so fast!?

      • #425569
        Anonymous
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        He’s not, it’s the FOV. Look at the eye of the fishes.
        He’s barely moving faster than ultra-sprint.

    • #425566
      Anonymous
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      Makes sense to me. He converts the velocity of his fall into momentum by rolling when he hits the ground. It’s why people aim for hills when their parachute fails so they survive

      • #425615
        Anonymous
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        But rolling doesn’t exist in this game

    • #425568
      Anonymous
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      M-MASAKA

    • #425571
      Anonymous
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      Quake is faster than you zoomer games new fag

      • #425577
        Anonymous
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        when she sees your tiny white pecker

      • #425708
        Anonymous
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        >Quake
        Why do you newfags use this as a trump card? It doesn’t hold up compared to all the other Arena Shooters from 90s and 2000s.

        • #425709
          Anonymous
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          ut lost

          • #425711
            Anonymous
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            Who plays UT anyways? It’s just upgraded Quake, but it still doesn’t hold up. I don’t get why hipsters love Quake and Unreal, neither are worth playing without overhaul mods.

            • #425714
              Anonymous
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              >It’s just upgraded Quake
              timmy…

    • #425573
      Anonymous
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      For some reason I can’t unhear Mario going YAHOO YAHOO Y-Y-Y-YAHOO like when he’s long jumping

    • #425575
      Anonymous
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      Cool. Will be fixed in the launch game because no fun allowed.

    • #425579
      Anonymous
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      >high speed
      >huge map
      meh, even fucking Splatoon has better webms than this one

    • #425581
      Anonymous
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      This game is too colorful

    • #425583
      Anonymous
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      the amount of bullet magnetism and auto aim on that fucking hipfire sniper is atrocious
      are you even fucking playing a game anymore

    • #425586
      Anonymous
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      >halo has grapple hook
      >BF has grapple hook
      >Apex has a grapple hook and more
      what fuck are movement shooters FINALLY making a comeback?

      • #425593
        Anonymous
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        shame apex is a br

        • #425623
          Anonymous
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          just play titanfall with the few hundred or thousand people who still play?

          • #425704
            Anonymous
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            I thought Titanfall was in a state of perma-DDOS and unplayable
            either way, shitscans make TF2 a total slog to play

      • #425595
        Anonymous
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        All these gadgets and still no strafe jumping.

      • #425601
        Anonymous
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        >all these meme movements
        >Still shit compared to titanfall
        all so tiresome.

        • #425603
          Anonymous
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          >meme movements
          ?

          • #425617
            Anonymous
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            >glue on grapplehook to an existing formula to make consoooomers soi out
            meme movements

            • #425627
              Anonymous
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              ?

            • #425643
              Anonymous
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              this just might be the dumbest shit ive read all day

      • #425621
        Anonymous
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        >sprint
        >ADS
        never ever

      • #425637
        Anonymous
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        gaysex legends pales in comparison to titanfall movement

        • #425654
          Anonymous
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          This being true doesn’t mean the Apex moveset isn’t totally without merit.

        • #425656
          Anonymous
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          comparing apex to titanfall movement is dumb as fuck when the game is balance of said movement is obviously treated differently in each game

      • #425651
        Anonymous
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        the grappling hook in every online fps seems like an attempt by developers to speed up the pace of combat, by democratizing speed so even the smoothest brain can compete on the same level, however It becomes just another meaningless button to press off cooldown at all times with no risk reward element like Rocketjumping.

        • #425661
          Anonymous
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          Doesn’t really make much difference anon. Smoothbrains will always be smashed by wrinkly mother fuckers.
          If anything grappling actually makes it harder for smoothbrains.

      • #425669
        Anonymous
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        just give me fucking tribes

      • #425674
        Anonymous
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        Nothing compares to Titanfall. Your favorite movement shooter is slow and shit

        • #425677
          Anonymous
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          I fucking love this webm

          • #425687
            Anonymous
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            Why?

            • #425703
              Anonymous
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              Not him but it misses the entire point of the game while feeling genuine

        • #425682
          Anonymous
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          >cant shoot while running

        • #425691
          Anonymous
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          >takes his sweet ass time walking to the goal
          >Still misses one target
          Cherry on the cake

        • #425697
          Anonymous
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          oh my god please tell me this is intentional trolling. it hurts to watch.

        • #425706
          Anonymous
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          /g_speed 80
          server: g_speed changed from 320 to 80

      • #425679
        Anonymous
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        Now that is fucking slow. Is she running in the webm? That must be a slog to play.

      • #425699
        Anonymous
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        God nust fucking give me team deathmatch already you fucking garden gnomes, why can’t i jump into a small arena to shoot people instead of having to do the drop animation every single time

    • #425589
      Anonymous
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      >All that to kill a bot

    • #425591
      Anonymous
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      >Gucci gang blasts over the mic
      >Heh, fast enough for you millennials?
      >proceeds to slowly walk back in hopes to doing the glitch again

    • #425596
      Anonymous
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      It was insane to go back and play BF1 after playing the 2042 beta. Everything is so much slower and the maps are actually designed around that, so the pace feels great. It also manages to feel more like an intense conflict than an all out clusterfuck. I say this as someone who really disliked BF1 at launch.

    • #425599
      Anonymous
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      its hilarious watching old people here trying to be elitist about FPS.
      It is the most derivative genre in all gaming, you are not more cultured for liking quake or CS more than a new zoomer shooter.

      also quake fans are huge faggots

      • #425613
        Anonymous
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        tell me your favorite genre now

        • #425625
          Anonymous
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          don’t have to, my point stands uncontested
          you’re being elitist about something that has barely changed in the past 30 years

          • #425630
            Anonymous
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            >don’t have to
            I accept your concession

    • #425605
      Anonymous
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      >zoomer learns how to bhop for the first time

      cute

    • #425607
      Anonymous
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      slow as fuck and no mechanical skill

      • #425644
        Anonymous
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        Was that supposed to be fast?
        lmao

        nausea

    • #425611
      Anonymous
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      Was that supposed to be fast?
      lmao

      • #425641
        Anonymous
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        smeleefags think they’re fast because they’re always running from soap

    • #425618
      Anonymous
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      >in the end, it’s all jousting

    • #425619
      Anonymous
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      Wow, this looks awful. Looks like a shitty mobile game, the visuals just look cartoony to me.

      • #425628
        Anonymous
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        The contrast is jacked up to hell in this video for some reason, it’s actually quite a lot blander at default settings.

    • #425636
      Anonymous
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      ADMIN HE’S DOING IT SIDEWAY

    • #425659
      Anonymous
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      >it’s good because you move fast

      • #425663
        Anonymous
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        Sonicfags in a nutshell

    • #425665
      Anonymous
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      People care too much how fast games are. Seems to just be an fps elitism thing because no one gives a shit if one fighting game is faster than the other.

      • #425676
        Anonymous
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        You’re terribly wrong and I wish that wasn’t the case.

      • #425686
        Anonymous
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        Tell that to the people who think Nick Brawl is going to kill Smash because you can spam 5 moves a second. There’s a weird group of people who think speed makes something inherently better. For the record I don’t think speed is inherently bad either, depends how the entire game works

      • #425702
        Anonymous
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        > no one gives a shit if one fighting game is faster than the other
        Nigga what? The term hyper fighter exists solely for the super fast paced fighting games like marvel and dbfz.

        • #425713
          Anonymous
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          Missing the point. People don’t normally argue a fighting game is just better because it’s faster. No body is saying DOA is more hardcore than Virtua Fighter because it’s faster. But you would think Quake 3 is the most technical shooter ever just because you move a hundred miles an hour.

    • #425680
      Anonymous
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      I’ve been playing surf maps on CSS since before you were born. Go trim that yee yee ass broccoli noggin.

    • #425688
      Anonymous
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      games like this?

    • #425694
      Anonymous
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      >youl’ve lived long enough to watch Battlefield become another ZOOM ZOOM franchise
      Just kill me.

    • #425696
      Anonymous
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      Thumbnail makes it look like the hud in the bottom left corner is showing some red headed anime boy in a dark hoodie with his back to you., as if he’s the character you’re playing as.

    • #425700
      Anonymous
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      That looks cool. And boomer shooters were pretty fast what the hell are you talking about

    • #425715
      Anonymous
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      does anyone have this from some one else’s perspective? Wonder what it looks like.

      • #425717
        Anonymous
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        They are going so fast it just breaks the game for other players.

    • #425719
      Anonymous
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      Thanks for the catch! I’ve sent this video to the QA members in the official discord for review.

    • #425721
      Anonymous
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      clearly a bug they’ll patch because no fun allowed

    • #425723
      Anonymous
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      still not playing your garbage shill

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