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    • #460815
      Anonymous
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      this kills the slow reaction zoomer

    • #460816
      Anonymous
      Guest

      games arnet cool like this anymore

    • #460817
      Anonymous
      Guest

      if your game is so good why has nobody played it for fucking years

      • #460818
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Deathmatch Source
        Good job retard

      • #460819
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Source

      • #460820
        Anonymous
        Guest

        OP is probably talking about the original HL deathmatch. Source was broken but at least it was fun to script in until they got rid of that.

        • #460824
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Source

          >Deathmatch Source
          Good job retard

          i know the webm isn’t source, but i could only find the stats for source. the original deathmatch is no doubt deader than source.

          • #460826
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Just check Half-Life, that’s where the footage is from since the game has it’s own server browser.

          • #460827
            Anonymous
            Guest

            you sir, are a retard

          • #460828
            Anonymous
            Guest

            You seem to be a genius on this subject, why would people play Source over the OG game’s multiplayer?

          • #460857
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >the original deathmatch is no doubt deader than source
            No.

          • #460932
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Source is completly broken and buggy as fuck. Thats why no one plays it.

      • #460935
        Anonymous
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      • #460941
        Anonymous
        Guest

        source port was shit

    • #460821
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I want a game where you can run around at this speed but have to be standing still to shoot accurately. It’s part of what made the HECU such great enemies, it could make for a good multiplayer game.

      • #460823
        Anonymous
        Guest

        cs 1.6

      • #460825
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Ricochet!

    • #460822
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I wish I had better aim and reflexes, but I could never get the hang of it

    • #460829
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Fortnite is literally faster than this on top of you needing to learn new mechanics like building and adapting to situations.
      This is like playing a slightly faster CoD with less mechanics.

      • #460834
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Zoom zomo. Seething zoomie tranny. Cope.

    • #460830
      Anonymous
      Guest

      this kills the boomer

      • #460833
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This looks like adhd zoomie paradise. Literally
        >spam all buttons to win
        Do zoomers really? No wonder they end up trooning themselves.

        • #460837
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >old adhd paradise
          Good
          >new adhd paradise
          Bad

          • #460839
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Hmmmm, you gotta try harder zoomer tranny.

            • #460841
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Not only you have younger people to live rent free in your head, but also trannies.
              Are boomers (millenials) the most fragile age group in existence?

              • #460846
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >gonna use reddit template old good new bad, ha, that’ll show him
                >nnnooooo it didn’t work now for the rent free template
                You’re still not even trying. Is it your adhd that prevents you from even trying? Yawn.

                • #460853
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  >>gonna use reddit template old good new bad, ha, that’ll show him
                  >>nnnooooo it didn’t work now for the rent free template
                  You literally never addressed any of what was I said and went straight to strawman.
                  Do you expect to be taken seriously?
                  Elaborate on why adhd in one game is better than the latter.
                  I don’t even play Fortnite, senile old fucks who believe in some age supremacy are pathetic.

          • #460850
            Anonymous
            Guest

            So are they both good or both bad?

            • #460852
              Anonymous
              Guest

              OP unironically thinks fast = cool
              zoomers realize how ridiculous fortnite looks, but they’ll still push it to the limit

        • #460845
          Anonymous
          Guest

          and how is op’s webm any different? both are adhd games

        • #460855
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Zoom zomo. Seething zoomie tranny. Cope.

          >zoomie games are too slow!! You wouldn’t stand a chance in a boomer shooter!!
          >zoomie games are too fast!! You have adhd!!
          Boomies pissing and pooping their pants rn

        • #460866
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Did you WATCH ops webm

      • #460835
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The whole building gimmick seems so out of place in such a game to me

        • #460842
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I like base building and HATE fortnite. They have a good base building mechanic but they sold out to the battle royale genre and now it’s a relic of what could have been.

        • #460851
          Anonymous
          Guest

          that’s been my thought on it forever, fucking weird to have base building in a game like that

          • #460861
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Fortnite was originally supposed to be a wave defence game. Save the world came first, but then Fortnite’s publishers decided to jump onto any trend no matter how completely removed it is from them and try to suck their hype like some kinda fad vampire.

            what exactly about this was any different from any other FPS? You’re moving fast as fuck that’s the only difference you fucking weirdo

            Shooters without mobility kinda suck imo, everyone’s just pitching a fucking tent.

            • #460865
              Anonymous
              Guest

              yeah I forgot about that wave defence shit save the world yeah. true you don’t see lots of mobility in fps’s now days that’s a fair point

              • #460868
                Anonymous
                Guest

                You don’t even need bunnyhop source nonsense to stop camping, just more mobility options. It’s why you saw CoD adding wall runs and sliding, it was to discourage camping.

                • #460869
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  yeah true, age?

                  • #460881
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    20, so I guess I am a fucking zoomer.

                    • #460882
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      young fucker, am I one of the oldest fucks on here now days?

                      • #460887
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Maybe. It’s a shame all the best games died before my time.

                • #460870
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Nah, it was poorly copying Titanfall.

        • #460858
          Anonymous
          Guest

          It exists because Fortnite originated as a tower defense zombie survival game and the battle royale game mode was added later and so it kept the building

        • #460899
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Everything about it has been out of place, including the name.

        • #460927
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >The whole building gimmick seems so out of place in such a game to me
          fortnite was a open world coop zombie survival game before it was a battle royale game.
          player unknowns battlegrounds took off though and epic games jumped on the bandwagon abandoning the original game idea for a long time because they struck gold with fortnite because they arguably did everything better than pubg. the game ran better, looked better from an artstyle standpoint, ran on toasters and had regular content updates.
          they did release the zombie survival coop mode though some time ago called save the world or something but it was paid if i recall correctly. its where the base building stuff comes from.

      • #460838
        Anonymous
        Guest

        this looks bad

        >just run around holding full-auto

        you have to go back
        SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ZOOMERS BTFO

        >old adhd paradise
        Good
        >new adhd paradise
        Bad

        cope

      • #460843
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I’m here to kill people, not minecraft

        • #460847
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >I’m here to kill people, not Microsoft Flight Simulator and Zoom Eternal quick switching

          • #460921
            Anonymous
            Guest

            If we’re comparing videos, HL1’s involved more kills in a fraction of the time it took Fortnite’s to stop one endless builder.

      • #460872
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Boomer here. Was fortnite originally a building/minecraft-like game or something?

        • #460873
          Anonymous
          Guest

          millennial here, yeah according to the other anon in this thread it was intended to be an entirely different game but they scrapped it and jumped on the battle royale bandwagon

        • #460875
          Anonymous
          Guest

          It was originally a co-op survival game with basebuilding elements when it was first playable, but then they pivoted to battle royale once that trend took off.

        • #460877
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Failed zombie tower defense game.
          It’s relevant because it was the first game to copy battle royale from PUBG and made f2p, and the fact that UE4 runs on everything.

        • #460879
          Anonymous
          Guest

          They added the BR last minute because of pubg

      • #460888
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Games really suck nowadays.

      • #460892
        Anonymous
        Guest

        this looks so fucking annoying holy shit

        • #460893
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Whenever you encounter someone in that game they will proceed to start immediately building to try and get the high ground on you. So the game’s skill is all about how well you can build a tower

          • #460898
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Yeah the main difference between the two webms here is that one is the skill (or luck) required to pull them off.
            One is bouncing around like a rabbit on crack while still successfully hitting enemies, that railgun flick was his fucking apotheosis as a gamer, and the other is just building a bunch of stairs and ceilings for cover. You can see how long it takes him to realise he can just edit the ceiling to shoot him and get a free kill. The speed doesn’t matter, the skill ceiling does.

      • #460894
        Anonymous
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      • #460896
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I’m remember years ago Cliffy B and epic showcased a survival game with on the fly building mechanics at Pax Prime in Seattle. I didnt think it was anything interesting at the time since they were trying to cash in the survival game fad. I’m completely flabbergasted that it became fortnite and the juggernaut it is today.

      • #460901
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Millenials used to bind jump to mouse wheel for bunny hops.

        Zoomies bind mouse wheel to spam build for Fortnite.

      • #460933
        Anonymous
        Guest

        whoever designed this game should be hanged publicly

      • #460936
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I actually sort of liked this game in Season 1 before this retarded building shit fully taken over

      • #460939
        Anonymous
        Guest

        > old farts ( who are still on this site in theirs 30+, LOL) trying to prove that they are still good at the games
        >zoomers actually trying to argue with grandpas, instead of just laughing at them and ignoring
        >this thread

      • #460958
        Anonymous
        Guest

        looks like you’re deathmatching a glitch, like when you fall off the map or something like that.

      • #460963
        Anonymous
        Guest

        i never played fortnite so I don’t know how much skill goes into making these tall makeshift towers.

        • #460967
          Anonymous
          Guest

          39yr old Boomer here, my lad plays it and with a lot of practice you can build really quickly, shame really as the shooty-bang bits of Fortnite aren’t terrible, I just loathe plinking someone for 10 damage and within a few seconds they’ve thrown down a whole fucking Brazilian shanty town and hidden in a corner like a bitch

        • #460974
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Out of curiosity I watched a little bit when it was really blowing up and there’s a little going on in this webm.

          The goal is basically to get above the other guy and you’re really only limited by your resources in each building material.
          >starts off with wood, uses it to advance
          >uses wood to build initial height
          >as other guy tries to build ramps over him and build he quickly switches to another direction or some other kind of solution
          >once the other guy loses the race he switches to brick
          >finale is him breaking the brick floor, placing his own, editing (allows you to remove 1/4 pieces) to create a window to shoot through
          >kills him

          I imagine it doesn’t take very long to get the muscle memory down to build and then it’s just anticipating/reacting to what the other guy builds. Some stuff I’ve watched had 4+ players involved with the circle in its final 3 stages and then it gets really wacky.

      • #460968
        Anonymous
        Guest

        looked unironically ok until the actual fight part

    • #460831
      Anonymous
      Guest

      this looks bad

    • #460832
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >used to top score tau and sniper maps back in the day
      >tried playing again like a year ago
      >got raped by everyone
      Getting old fucking sucks. Everything is too fast for me now

      • #460883
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Know exactly what you mean bro. I’ve stopped playing multiplayer games period

      • #460902
        Anonymous
        Guest

        protip, all tournament level fps players are on speed.

      • #460903
        Anonymous
        Guest

        play slow tactical shooters for old gamers

      • #460938
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Know exactly what you mean bro. I’ve stopped playing multiplayer games period

    • #460836
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >just run around holding full-auto

    • #460840
      Anonymous
      Guest

      this kills the gamer

    • #460844
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >it’s fast therefore good ahahaha btfo zoomers omegalul piss shit fart *gasp*

      • #460849
        Anonymous
        Guest

        how the fuck did the kid playing yellow fuck up that bad

        • #460856
          Anonymous
          Guest

          couldn’t see right with those chinky eyes

    • #460848
      Anonymous
      Guest

      ITT: Zoomers BTFO.

    • #460854
      Anonymous
      Guest

      what exactly about this was any different from any other FPS? You’re moving fast as fuck that’s the only difference you fucking weirdo

    • #460863
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Bunnyhop fags are mentally ill
      you don’t care about fast games, if you did you would ask for naturally fast games

      • #460871
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Bunnyhop fags are mentally ill
        Yes, it’s fun.
        >you don’t care about fast games, if you did you would ask for naturally fast games
        What’s the difference beyond one having some exploits and the others being capped? What about games like Vanquish or and Tribes where the speed techniques are an intended?

    • #460864
      Anonymous
      Guest

      funny how OP hasn’t posted once without using a meme template or calling someone a tranny
      he’s probably a 3rd worlder who barely speaks English

    • #460867
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >not pictured: the player’s empty aderall bottle

    • #460874
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >tfw actual fast shooters are dead so now i just play csgo with smgs and shotguns for the faster movespeed

      • #460876
        Anonymous
        Guest

        lmaooooooo so true

    • #460878
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Try playing krunker boomer

      • #460885
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >faceit cancelled
        >servers dying
        yep if you want to play the game now is the time to do it because the devs will most likely have completely given up on the game by a few months and shut down the servers

        • #460890
          Anonymous
          Guest

          krunker was going to be on faceit but now it’s cancelled? For what reason was it cancelled? this is hilarious

    • #460880
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Stalkyard was my favortite map. So many laughs.

    • #460884
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Non-zoomers using the word "zoomie" like it’s an insult when the only merit they have is being old and consooming something before our time. It’s quite sad, where’s the self awareness?

    • #460886
      Anonymous
      Guest

      WTF IS THIS REAL

      ?????????

      • #460891
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Yeah old arena shooters had an obscenely high skill ceiling. Honestly it might have been detrimental, makes it hard to get into them now when the only people still playing them are 20XXers.

    • #460889
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >zoomer
      >tranny
      >cope
      >boomer
      >zoomer
      >sneed

    • #460895
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #460922
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Ah yes, ""gameplay"".

      • #460929
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >See? Modern engines can achieve the same smoothness as Source engine and Id Tech 2
        So stuttery, so pathetic.

      • #460954
        Anonymous
        Guest

        what game and why does it look like the player is having a stroke

        • #460965
          Anonymous
          Guest

          the guy that made that webm and other similar ones where he spazzes out in different games was butthurt that he has no ability whatsoever and was trying to feel better about himself by trolling the original guy posting webms showing that the gameplay in cyberpunk could be fun if you had fps skills and ability to play.
          other braindead unskilled zoomies and old consolefags found the spazzy trolly webms funny because they don’t know any better.
          this also prompted copycats that did see it for what it was and were making fun of the butthurt second guy as an inside joke and laughing at that instead. the same webms were also posted by the outside people from before that needed to furthee validate themselves amongst eachother for their poor game playing capabilities.
          at least that’s what I hope happened.

          • #460969
            Anonymous
            Guest

            just saying cyberpunk would have been enough

            • #460983
              Anonymous
              Guest

              yes it would have been enough to just say it was cyberpunk

          • #460980
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Stay mad.

            • #460982
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Why would we be mad that you suck?

    • #460897
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Impying HL isn’t zoomercore

      • #460900
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >quakemelanoid still seething

      • #460906
        Anonymous
        Guest

        probably the most retarded take on Ganker right now, congrats

        • #460912
          Anonymous
          Guest

          It’s true, I’m a zoomer and I first played Half-Life back in elementary school and I spent much of my free time in middle school exploring Half-Life and other Source mods, sometimes toying with Source SDK to create my own stuff. Half-Life is one of the biggest FPS series in the world, so it’s unsurprising it attracts such a big audience, young and old

        • #460916
          Anonymous
          Guest

          He is right tho. Half Life is a 2000 game

    • #460904
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Are there still people playing Sven Coop?

    • #460909
      Anonymous
      Guest

      But zoomers have better reaction times than boomers on average.

      • #460913
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >reaction times improve after 60+
        based

        • #460914
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Can’t wait to show those 45 year old kids who’s boss again.

        • #460978
          Anonymous
          Guest

          imagine btfoing 50 year old zoomers in quake live in 2052

      • #460926
        Anonymous
        Guest

        what the fuck is that screen
        i get around 210ms on that human benchmark test and i’m 28
        as a frame of reference, if an action game has a counter mechanic be fucking sure that no matter how small the counter window is i will fucking counter it

    • #460910
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The way that Fortnite player just kept building upwards I thought he was going to go shoot God or something and it would’ve been awesome.
      imagine my disappoint when he finally found some other autistic spaz just building upward nonstop

    • #460911
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >slow reaction zoomer

      melanoid zoomers were brought up on adderall and energy drinks and were playing tablet games before they were touching their dicks. Their reaction times are ungodly.

    • #460915
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Although I did play games like Quake 2 back in da days, this does hurt me eyes.

    • #460917
      Anonymous
      Guest

      imagine the time and dedication he wasted to play at this level
      you could learn an instrument or a foreign language or any other useful skill with that time and determination instead
      sad

    • #460918
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #460919
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Meanwhile zoomers dominate every FPS genre while you play your arrow key boomer shit that’s all just Doom with another skin.

      • #460923
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Quake/HL multiplayer and movement play nothing like Doom beyond being an FPS. And maybe being a tad faster than many other multiplayer games today.

        • #460924
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Go in any boomer shooter thread and tell me those old fucks play anything else. HL multiplayer is dead but even fucking Quake Champions and Live are dominated by zoomers.

    • #460920
      Anonymous
      Guest

      post the webm
      you know the one

    • #460925
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >itt

      • #460930
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >would need to git gud in other fps games
        the guy in your image is every fucking reditor ever, but as someone who plays fast paced fps games what games do you think i need to git gud at?
        i like fps games and every newer game i tried just made me watch cutscenes with 5 minutes of shooting here and there

      • #460931
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >tfw I like all types of FPS games old/new, console/PC except cringy battle royale trash

      • #460942
        Anonymous
        Guest

        nice image you got from reddit there buddy big yikes from me, and a big oof for changing the filename
        boinkers dog

    • #460928
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Somebody redpill me about Unity and Unreal Engine. A lot of lying faggots tell me you can achieve webm related’s level of speed in Unity and UE, but the idiots have a different perception of speed than us Unreal Tournament, HL1, Quake 3 Arena bros.

    • #460944
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Half-Life deathmatch was pretty awful, was saved by Counterstrike.

    • #460947
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Someone post the GTA V doom webm

    • #460949
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Quake Live is what you are looking for.

      As for half life. Black mesa remake is a masterpiece.

      • #460952
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This anon has the best taste in the entire thread.

    • #460950
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I played Unreal Tournmanet, so I know what it means to be fast, faggot.

      • #460955
        Anonymous
        Guest

        ut plays very slowly, as do the mp sequels
        and you cant move well while also aiming well and being accurate, it’s a terrible game

    • #460957
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Reminder that neckbeards that were rejected from e-sports and championships are the ones still stuck a tiny fragmented shooter communities like Reflex and CPMA while to pros pretty much dominate at Quake and recent shooters as well, never give a shit about Fudd’s opinion.

      • #460960
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >reminder that I’m a schizo and all of my sources are in my ass

        • #460976
          Anonymous
          Guest

          This is true tho, Rapha, Cypher, Fatality all could dominate at quake as well as modern shooters while CPMA, Reflex and other rejects hide on their small communties forever to live in irrelevance so fuck you FUDD.

    • #460961
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Who the fuck is Fudd you zoomies are realy embarrassing yourselfs.

    • #460971
      Anonymous
      Guest

      it only looks fast because it’s missing 80% of the frames

      • #460972
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It was the 90s, they didn’t have 150fps back then.

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