>game is set in the present
>everybody willingly wears malltrash, ahegao shirts and video game clothing
Name ONE (1) game
deus ex human revolution, mankind divided.
even sluts are techy
watch dogs 2
Does No More Heroes count? Speaking on behalf of Travis not the entire cast
>medieval era based fantasy game
>every footman wear full plate armor
>who is joan of arc?
A mascot used by a group of powerful men to inspire their male troops and population in general?
What’s that Thunburg goblin got to do with anything?
Joan of Arc was a hooker who they used as a mascot.
She never participated in any battle outside of hanging out near archer distance.
Also every single battle plan she ever brought forth was ignored as it would of caused countless deaths on their side.
Shit mascot honestly.
>ugly tranny girls
>side butch dyke haircut
>girls using bows
>girls using tools from REI
>uncharted like games
>the WOOB WOOB WOOB sound in gaming trailers.
>the technology is more advanced than our own except for randomly chosen things to keep the feel medieval
>even though plasma and magic guns exist everyone uses swords
I just play it off as everyone even non-mages at least have some form of magic, so everyone always has a shield around them
>medieval european fantasy
>everything is baroque and impractically and overdesigned
>always late afternoon in the winter apparently, with harsh sunlight; or it’s night time
>everything is dreary and overcast
>everyone looks pissed off and constipated always, or like some tryhard faggot
>women always have high cheekbones and look like the biggest bitches in the universe
>drama drama drama nonstop
get some gently caressing variety already.
>Game is set in victorian england
>The sun does not exist
>Game is set in the polluted dystopian future
>Every day is sunny and bright
>mc is some edgy looking kid with an attitude problem
>He remains cocky until his last breath
For once I just want to see a villain slowly driven in a corner begging not to be killed, a an always cocky overconfident villain makes me feel like all my work up until that point was meaningless.
Killing Dmitri in GTAIV was like that though, he just begs and cries until you shoot him
I wish we got more games where you didn’t just mercy-kill the villain. I want that gently caresser to be in pain. Let me watch him slowly bleed out while he screams for mercy.
>We’re gonna torture him
>No go protagonist you have other business to attent to!
>he’s not worth it
>this isn’t what heroes do
Jesus gently caress can a game just let me be a gently caressing vengeful dick for once? I gently caressing hate this shit in movies too.
This is why I tend to make evil decisions in games, allowing me to pick always makes me want to go against the grain and see what the creators came up with
I really liked being an absolute killing-machine in dishonored. Really made Corvo feel like the he had no remorse for those who wronged him, and seeing the influence it had on Emily in the end was actually pretty neat.
Better than hearing villains sob story and then sympathizing with him.. except Dhaos, that was dope
>game is set in the pseudo-future
>the president of the US is a woman that looks like Hillary Clinton
Isn’t that similar to one of the newer Wolfenstein games?
Hahaha Black Ops 2 did this and we were allies with China. Not too unrealistic, but funny because it makes her out to look like a saint when she has had people killed for telling the truth about her or trying to. REMEMBER SETH RICH. gently caressing bitch deserves the rope.
>Game is set in the future
>Octagonal clothes patterns
You know what the future will be like? We’ll take the basic square and rectangular shapes of our current houses and doors and just double the sides for no reason!
sci fi game that has
>hexagon patterns everywhere
>no sharp angles allowed, everything below 90 must be cut like so _/
>yellow/black stripes everywhere, like the entire world is made of "caution, edge" edges
>nonsensical numbers, signs and letters on walls, crates etc. Woah man, look at this LB500-89 corridor, so futuristic man
>game is set in decade X
>every trend from that decade exists simultaneously
Soon we’ll have a game set in 2001 where everyone had a 1st Gen iPod and a flip phone while also playing on PS3s, using early YouTube and being emo
>we’re almost in the era of scene girls and mallgoths in vidya
I change my mind corona-chan can’t end the world I need this
>game is AAA
>color palette is washed up
>announce no microtransactions as a selling point
>they get added in later or designed in a way so they aren’t micro