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    • #421895
      Anonymous
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      >warhammer 3
      >Chaos Knights can be upgraded with flying skateboards
      Is this cannon?

    • #421896
      Anonymous
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      It’s *CANON, you illiterate faggot. Did you ever graduate high school?

      • #421897
        Anonymous
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        Same thing. Answer the question.

        • #421900
          Anonymous
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          >Cannon – a large, heavy piece of artillery, typically mounted on wheels, formerly used in warfare.
          >Canon – a general law, rule, principle, or criterion by which something is judged.

      • #421944
        Anonymous
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        >did you graduate a place that literally never teaches you the word

    • #421898
      Anonymous
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      Yes, they’re called Discs of Tzeentch.

      • #421906
        Anonymous
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        disks of tzeentch are a thing you fucking secondary

        Tzeentch has always had flying skateboards

        God damn that’s cheesy, flying skateboards is pure capeshit.

        • #421907
          Anonymous
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          >that’s cheesy

          Yes, its warhammer.

        • #421908
          Anonymous
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          you must be new to warhammer.

        • #421909
          Anonymous
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          I take it you weren’t born yet during 80s and 90s Warhammer.

        • #421911
          Anonymous
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          Faggot

        • #421912
          Anonymous
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          nice buzzwoards

        • #421914
          Anonymous
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          discs of tzeentch are kino.

        • #421920
          Anonymous
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          anon they’re called chaos knights

        • #421946
          Anonymous
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          GW have been chasing capeshit for a while.

        • #421949
          Anonymous
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          Disc of tzeenth and his chaos warriors using it is older than most of this board right now
          They even did similiar thing too dark eldar raiders/talos(forgot the name) if you wan’t the reference, green goblin from spdierman uses similiar board
          warhammer was always following rule of cool. Thats why you have superhumans in pwoer armors fighting with pwoer swords without helmet when theres thosands of other units shooting death lasers/machineguns with rockets at each other

      • #421910
        Anonymous
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        >Watch out, Spider-Man! With the forces of Chaos, I will finally destroy you!

    • #421899
      Anonymous
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      oh sweet summer child

    • #421901
      Anonymous
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      tzeentch army yes

    • #421902
      Anonymous
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      disks of tzeentch are a thing you fucking secondary

    • #421903
      Anonymous
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      >zoomer has never seen a Tzeentch army

      • #421919
        Anonymous
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        >Tzeentch army doesn’t have any Chaos Warriors.

    • #421904
      Anonymous
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      >another chaos warrior reskin
      Nice "monogod factions" you got there

    • #421905
      Anonymous
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      Tzeentch has always had flying skateboards

    • #421913
      Anonymous
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      I donโ€™t think warriors could use discs. Otherwise yeah the discs of Tzeentch are canon.

    • #421915
      Anonymous
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      at least its finally something other than "not china" shit
      wish bugmen had their own platform of everything so companies could pander to them somewhere where i dont have to see it
      that the game is gonna launch without chaos dwarves, but with "totally not china number 1" is a crime against humanity

      • #421922
        Anonymous
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        >>lol the dragon emperor is so powerful he could totally defeat Chaos single-handedly, because we need to allude to his divinity with our China analogies
        >>so why doesn’t he? because then there wouldn’t be a game, stupid
        >The End Times happened

    • #421916
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      • #421917
        Anonymous
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        Tzaangors not being in, despite technically existing at the time, is a definitive proof that GW doesn’t have anything to do with rosters and Cathay/Nuslev are CA’s OCs

        • #421924
          Anonymous
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          Tzaangors are going to be dlc; itโ€™s an easy choice too since they can be straight upgrades for the mortals reskins without gimping the base army.

      • #421918
        Anonymous
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        I fucking hate Tzaangors and I fucking hate all AoS Tzeentch by extension. Such a dumb aesthetic compared to the classics like Screamers and Pink Horrors

        • #421921
          Anonymous
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          Tzaangors were in Warhammer Fantasy and Discs were in Warhammer Fantasy.

        • #421923
          Anonymous
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          Cope, all of Tzeentch belongs to bird goats now

      • #421925
        Anonymous
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        >AoS
        Fucking disgusting and not canon

    • #421926
      Anonymous
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      When’s belakor?

    • #421927
      Anonymous
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      i am new to the warhammer fandom but tzeentch sure does have a lot of fanboys
      is he the most popular of the chaos gods or something?
      even moreso than khorne?

      • #421928
        Anonymous
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        No. Khorne, then nurgle, then Tzeentch, then slaanesh

      • #421929
        Anonymous
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        Khorne was the face of cXhaos through a big portion of XXI century, so he’s the most popular

      • #421930
        Anonymous
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        Tzeentch is pretty unique so a lot of people like him. Khorne is very straightforward and was the poster boy for Chaos in both Fantasy and 40k forever, so he sort of gets the "vanilla faction" treatment. Nurgle is the current "face" of 40k Chaos so he’s gets a similar thing to Khorne, although his fanbase is pretty based. Slaanesh is difficult to spotlight because GW are careful to try and curate a "Rated Teen" facade so he gets the least screentime.

        • #421931
          Anonymous
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          She*

          • #421932
            Anonymous
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            Slaanesh is a guy, like the other 3. He’s the Prince of Pleasure, not a Princess.

            • #421933
              Anonymous
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              Slaanesh is Trans

              • #421934
                Anonymous
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                No he’s not. Slaanesh is the god of excess notch change. Nothing excesive in trying to hide what you are. Besides blue and pink are also already change colours

              • #421937
                Anonymous
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                Slaanesh is both and neither. It can have aspects of both sexes or neither depending on the situation. Usually it has both.
                The fact that it’s both is supposed to be a an unholy unnatural thing because It is a literal demon.

            • #421935
              Anonymous
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              I bet he/she is into some really freaky sex stuff. Do they ever elaborate?

              • #421945
                Anonymous
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                Yes. Mostly crazy torture bondage shit because hedonism and pain becoming pleasure and Warhammer is from the 80s when that shit was considered satanic and not taught in middle school.

                >change is… LE BAD
                I can understand why disease and war and even excess pleasure could be considered bad but what does Tzeentch do wrong exactly?

                Constant change is instability. If everything is constantly in flux you can’t do anything, nothing meaningful can get done. More to the point Tzeentch changes things randomly. He is Chaotic. He takes advantage of the randomness and makes it nonrandom to his advantage but it’s otherwise detrimental to everyone. His followers are the most likely to pick up mutations and become useless lumps of mutated flesh. To the point the 40k Chaos Marine faction tried to stop the mutations, fucked up, and made the entire legion either Uber sorcerers or mindless souls sealed inside their armor (no flesh = no mutation)

        • #421943
          Anonymous
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          GW spotlighting Slaanesh is one of the few times they made some decent female models

    • #421936
      Anonymous
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      >change is… LE BAD
      I can understand why disease and war and even excess pleasure could be considered bad but what does Tzeentch do wrong exactly?

    • #421947
      Anonymous
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      Kislev mechanics, Tzeentch roster, and a Tzeentch vs Cathay battle next week

    • #421950
      Anonymous
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      *teleports and instantly ambushes your army*
      heh, nothing personnel

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