We must secure a future for the Human race by annihilating the Batarians!

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    • #463374
      Anonymous
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      We must secure a future for the Human race by annihilating the Batarians!

    • #463375
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I want to rape Batarian females

    • #463376
      Anonymous
      Guest

      FUCK BATARIANS

      • #463378
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I wanna watch…

      • #463406
        Anonymous
        Guest

        […]

        Who is this sheโ€™s really hot

      • #463422
        Anonymous
        Guest

        That’s a man ain’t it?

        • #463424
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Now he is. Wasn’t at the time the pics were taken.

          • #463430
            Anonymous
            Guest

            What?

          • #463440
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Nice

      • #463437
        Anonymous
        Guest

        KROGAN COCK
        SO GOOD

      • #463528
        Anonymous
        Guest

        yes

      • #463620
        Anonymous
        Guest

        looks like my mom in her punk phase during high school-early college
        wish i had a pic on my phone, she’s p hot

        • #463649
          Anonymous
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          • #463653
            Anonymous
            Guest

            go back to sucking dicks on reddit

    • #463377
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Anyone know how to get the controller mod for ME3 to work

      • #463386
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Nebermind I figured it out

    • #463379
      Anonymous
      Guest

      krogan cock so good

      • #463385
        Anonymous
        Guest

        canโ€™t unhear

    • #463380
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Every member of the Alliance faculty is hereby obligated to ingest a daily quota Batarian DNA. If we swallow enough of their essence, Batarian reproduction rates will plummet, and Humanity will prevail!

      • #463382
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I prefer fermale (male) Quarian DNA

    • #463381
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Batarians
      what’s that?

    • #463383
      Anonymous
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    • #463384
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >this thread
      This is why the canon Shepard is male.

      • #463390
        Anonymous
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        >canon Shepard is male.

        • #463391
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Yes. FemShep uses the male animations in all the games even when they clearly don’t fit her, and only male Shepard has an actual face scan.

          • #463392
            Anonymous
            Guest

            none of that makes maleshep canon
            also
            >only male Shepard has an actual face scan.
            >using default faces
            lol

            • #463393
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Using default for MShep is mandatory as any customization comes out a retarded mongoloid.

              • #463394
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Play FemShep then, the better choice

              • #463398
                Anonymous
                Guest

                It takes effort to make a good custom shep.

              • #463399
                Anonymous
                Guest

                This.
                Every face that isn’t one of the default Sheps looks fucking awful due to shitty skin textures and a bizarre uncanny valley look.

              • #463524
                Anonymous
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                >as any customization comes out a retarded mongoloid.
                Absolutely no changes you can make can remove Mark Meer failing to act for 70 hours.

              • #463652
                Anonymous
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                Mine came out well in all 3, eat my dust faggarinos

            • #463396
              Anonymous
              Guest

              only way to play maleshep is default face. Custom faces are literally look like potato. With custom femshep you can have decent and even good results but custom maleshep is a big no

              • #463397
                Anonymous
                Guest

                My custom MaleShep only really looked good in 3

                • #463400
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  My custom MShep looked okay in 1, looked like a foot in 2 and then looked like Rodrigo Alves in 3.

              • #463401
                Anonymous
                Guest

                unironically just git gud at character creation. it takes a lot of time but when it works you can make a gigachad.
                Sheploo is still great tho

            • #463415
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >not playing exclusively as Sheploo
              Good job outing yourself as an utter retard

      • #463395
        Anonymous
        Guest

        me4 will be shepad mikkelsen

      • #463447
        Anonymous
        Guest

        dont lump us normal femshep players in with these kooks
        we just wanna punch aliens and save the galaxy

      • #463457
        Anonymous
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        femshep never got a model up until ME3
        sheploo is canon the moment they made the box art of the first game

      • #463493
        Anonymous
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        >canon shephard is reaper
        tenk u canonn gren ending

      • #463550
        Anonymous
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        >n-no i just like the female voice actor better!
        the true colors of the F*mshep fags exposed!

      • #463555
        Anonymous
        Guest

        if you think about it logically femshep is the only being in the universe capable of repopulating the krogan species.

        • #463557
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I bet it would feel SO GOOD

      • #463585
        Anonymous
        Guest

        based

      • #463638
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Based

      • #463650
        Anonymous
        Guest

        BASED

      • #463676
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Based

        • #463679
          Anonymous
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          Tell me how you’re playing male characters because you’re not gay again?

          • #463680
            Anonymous
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            Its easy. I romance the best girl.

            • #463681
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >best girl
              >posts tali
              huh?

              • #463682
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Yes, Tali is the best girl

                • #463683
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  >best girl
                  >tali
                  huh?

                • #463684
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  >I’m a milquetoast yokel
                  Yes, we know.

                  • #463687
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    that’s Liara, though.

            • #463685
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Based.

    • #463387
      Anonymous
      Guest

      who’s this streambait cumslut?

      • #463388
        Anonymous
        Guest

        my wife, Jane Shepard!

    • #463389
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >racist ME1 femshep
      Peak kino

    • #463402
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >there are people who unironically play female shepard
      Back to R*ddit with you lot

      • #463403
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Isn’t it past your bedtime?

      • #463404
        Anonymous
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        Have sex (with a redhead qt)

        • #463408
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >unzips krogan dick
          Okay

          • #463471
            Anonymous
            Guest

            sauce

        • #463542
          Anonymous
          Guest

          she has a tumblr where she talks about hating men, I do not have the link anymore.

          • #463544
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >I do not have the link anymore.
            How convenient.

          • #463607
            Anonymous
            Guest

            tumblr is Ganker for girls.

            • #463613
              Anonymous
              Guest

              No wonder is so cringe.

      • #463405
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >femshep is bad because… IT’S JUST BAD OKAY

        • #463410
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Yes. The animations don’t fit a female model, Jennifer Hale really forces the "Badass Gruff Soldier" voice and it gets stale, the romance options are much worse, Sheploo just looks better as a soldier than that redhead make-up heavy stripper look.

          • #463411
            Anonymous
            Guest

            …that’s it?

            • #463412
              Anonymous
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              There are more things, but you’re a coomer, so none of that matters.

              • #463414
                Anonymous
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                Ah, should’ve guessed from the "stripper look". You really don’t matter.

                • #463418
                  Anonymous
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                  Listen, remove the make-up face and give her some muscles in those noodle arms, and I’ll wholeheartedly accept Femshep.

            • #463416
              Anonymous
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              also a lot of her voice lines are out of place, "I’m more interested in just talking for a bit" to Jacob comes off as flirty even if you’re in a relationship with someone else. her volume is all over the place, like how she shouts "MOVE OUT" to Ashley when you first meet her while Meer gives a much calmer "move out".
              they did their best to fix a lot of that shit in the legendary edition but it still shows.

          • #463419
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >don’t fit a female model
            Meh, maybe. Not very noticable though

            >Jennifer Hale really forces
            Not for me. Big reason I play femshep is because of her voice

            >romance options are much worse
            >Liara
            >Garrus
            >Trainor
            Nah, Femshep got the best ones. Granted Liara can be romanced by both genders, but still.
            >Looks better as a soldier
            Dunno, adept femshep looks amazing

            • #463526
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >Not very noticable though
              You must be absolutely blind if you played ME3 with that gorilla clown running animation and didn’t notice it.
              Otherwise you’re 100% correct and FShep is the only playable choice and Mark Meer needs to fall into a wood chipper

        • #463686
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Femshep options:
          >romance a man
          >pretty fucking gay
          >romance a woman, making your character lesbian
          >mega gay

          • #463688
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >romance your bro, Garrus
            Not gay because he’s a reptile

          • #463689
            Anonymous
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            >romance a man
            pretty hot
            >romance a woman, making your character lesbian
            very hot

          • #463690
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >>romance a man
            >>pretty fucking gay
            >>romance a woman, making your character lesbian
            >>mega gay

            • #463691
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Lesbians are the gays of women
              And women are gay
              Don’t be a fag, avoid women

      • #463407
        Anonymous
        Guest

        TRUEEEEEE

      • #463654
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Femshep redditards BTFO

      • #463660
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >there are people who unironically play mass effect games

    • #463409
      Anonymous
      Guest

      are the aoe skills in me2 trash?

      • #463413
        Anonymous
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        depends on what it is and what you’re using it for
        like overload I usually go area because shielded enemies or mechs are often clustered together and you often don’t need the extra damage anyway, even a small chance of a group hit is worth it
        but with incinerate’s travel time I find it difficult to land group hits, plus that’s more of a high damage move so you want to squeeze out as much as possible
        I guess ask yourself if your main problem is crowd control or dps.

      • #463465
        Anonymous
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        It just depends on what you’re fighting. Wide singularity is great for charging Husks but Heavy Singularity can stunlock a charging Krogan with full shields/armor among doing its usual thing when those defenses are down. I generally didn’t go for them though since the single target versions are better for the more dangerous enemies/bosses in the game. You can always put one one version on one companion and the other on another with the same ability so you have more options that way.

      • #463469
        Anonymous
        Guest

        probably the game is 187 years old I doubt people are still competitively playing it

    • #463417
      Anonymous
      Guest

      more liara cuckfics when?

      • #463598
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >more
        they exist in the first place?

        • #463635
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Yeah, lurk more

    • #463420
      Anonymous
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      • #463441
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This image is far from perfect, but the level of built on that FemShep is top fucking tier.

      • #463549
        Anonymous
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        I wish she was actually built something like this instead of having her noodle arms.

      • #463639
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Butterface

    • #463421
      Anonymous
      Guest

      For me, it’s human supremacist Shepard.

      • #463427
        Anonymous
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        it’s cool how ME2 renegade shep’s skin cracks and you can see all the lava cerberus used to remake his body

      • #463431
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >kill rachni in me1
        >kill rachni in me3
        >kill wrex in me1
        >sabotage genophage in me3
        >side with the geth in me3
        >pick destroy ending
        Based.

        • #463443
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >kill wrex in me1
          >not keeping him alive until 3 so you can betray him and continue the genophage, leading to you gunning him down aboard the Citadel once he confronts you with none the wiser to what you did

          • #463445
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Shit, I can kill Mordin that way too, 2 xenos with 1 stone.

            • #463448
              Anonymous
              Guest

              and if you side with the geth on Rannoch, you kill the quarians and drive Tali to suicide
              and THEN if you pick the Destroy ending that wipes out the geth too

            • #463468
              Anonymous
              Guest

              I loved my Renegade playthrough but killing Mordin felt heartbreaking. Such a kino scene though.

        • #463446
          Anonymous
          Guest

          If you play the trilogy a certain way, you can end up in the Citadel DLC at the worst fucking party ever.
          It’s seriously like Shepard forced two or three interns to show up and take a picture with him because he’s so lonely and miserable. It’s literally the beefcake, Lara and the gay shuttle driver dancing alone in a huge ass mansion while the world has gone to shit. Priceless.

      • #463656
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Holy shit he looks badass as fuck, I didn’t even know Shepard could look like that.

    • #463423
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >if male
      >ends up with Tali or Liara
      >if female
      >ends up with Garrus

      What does OP mean by this?

      • #463426
        Anonymous
        Guest

        the real batarians are the turians we fucked along the way

    • #463425
      Anonymous
      Guest

      femshep voice just doesn’t work for me
      the throaty permapissed "i’m such a badass" attitude just gets grating after a while and she really tries too hard, whenever i hear her speak i don’t hear shepard i just hear "yep that’s a professional voice actor tryharding in a studio"
      maleshep sounding robotic and shit in ME1 sucks as well although he gets much better later

      • #463429
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >maleshep sounding robotic and shit in ME1 sucks as well although he gets much better later
        Yes, Meer is shit in ME1, but he gets better and better in each game.
        Hale starts a little better than Meer in ME1 but never improves.

        • #463434
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Meer is shit in ME1
          nah, he’s great. big stupid jellyfish, all his dialogue with Saren, all his dialogue with Ash, all his dialogue with Toombs… he nails the important scenes even if he sounds a bit dumb in casual conversation.

        • #463505
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Meer gets progressively better while Hale gets progressively worse imo

    • #463428
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Itโ€™s true OP. Batarians are scum, and Shepard did nothing wrong.

    • #463432
      Anonymous
      Guest

      What would our cultures reaction be if aliens openly discriminated against different types of humans, breaking us up into different groups like different breeds of dog.

      • #463433
        Anonymous
        Guest

        retards would write articles about how aliens are white supremacists or some retarded shit somehow.

        • #463438
          Anonymous
          Guest

          For arguments sake lets say they thought more highly of Europeans over Africans. It’s not some youtuber they are badmouthing, the media pisses itself when it come’s to criticizing Islam, this is an entire advanced interplanetary civilization.

        • #463659
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Scarily accurate.

      • #463435
        Anonymous
        Guest

        nukes
        I’m racist as well but only humans should have that right. a single human life > millions of xenos

        • #463439
          Anonymous
          Guest

          shouldn’t it be dependent on the aliens. I would take a Salarian over a Batarian

      • #463444
        Anonymous
        Guest

        similar reaction to if a certain "type" of human started to discriminate a against a subtype of another type, which they have no history with.
        There would be a lot of suspicion becuase it seems irrational
        if humans managed to find out the reason and it wasn’t for subversion we would probably have to accept it as an eccentricity of the alien we do not understand.
        If the eccentricity truly is too abstracted certain groups could take advantage of the favoritism but there would be an underlying unease amongst all human parties favored or not and it could bring philosophical turmoil if the aliens views start to get post-rationalized by humans

    • #463436
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I should go.

    • #463442
      Anonymous
      Guest

      For me, it’s imagining that Fornax would offer all the Normandy babes huge amounts of cash to star in extensive interspecies porn movies that would be broadcast around the galaxy.

    • #463449
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Male Shepard is built for tight human/quarian/asari pussy.

      Female Shepard is built for big batarian/varren/krogan cock.

    • #463450
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why was there no option to jet that whore out of an air lock when you see the email that implied she fucked an alien dog?

      • #463451
        Anonymous
        Guest

        why was there no option to watch

    • #463452
      Anonymous
      Guest

      JaydenN7

    • #463453
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Was it autism?

      • #463454
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >bimbo shepard
        based taste

        • #463455
          Anonymous
          Guest
      • #463464
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Later in the ACTUAL timeline

        • #463521
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >the Illusive dad

          • #463640
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Underrated

      • #463630
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Femshep is for Saren only.

        interesting… any good fanfics?

        • #463632
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Only the scribbles of an autistic french woman.

          • #463634
            Anonymous
            Guest

            too bad, the concept could be interesting

    • #463456
      Anonymous
      Guest

      For me, Femshep could be improved a lot by just Good. You opened this message. This isn’t actually asari military command. They’re busy tending to what’s left of their planet. So you survived our fight on Thessia. You’re not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn’t good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I’m there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

      • #463458
        Anonymous
        Guest
      • #463459
        Anonymous
        Guest

        fuckin got me

      • #463460
        Anonymous
        Guest

        10/10

      • #463461
        Anonymous
        Guest

        wtf where are my cereals

      • #463462
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Come here, you

      • #463467
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Imagine being Shepard in that fight and having to be all like "damn, Kai Leng, you fuckin’ fine, all powerful with your Cerberus robot body and horrific asian monster face. I would totally lose to you, both me and my squad." when all he really wants to do is kill another 16.000 year old Reaper. Like seriously imagine having to be Shepard and not only fight in that church while Kai Leng flaunts his disgusting katana in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his shit powers and weak shields, and just sit there, cutscene defeat after cutscene defeat, interruptions after interruptions, while he perfected that battle. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on Cerberus tells him he’s STILL GOT IT and DAMN, KAI LENG FIGHTS LIKE THAT?? because they’re not the ones who have to sit there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin body contort into types of poses you didn’t even know existed before that day. You’ve been fighting nothing but a healthy diet of geth and mercenaries and later alleged indocrinated victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of Mindoir. You’ve never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that’s breaking out on his dimpled forehead as he points the katana suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get defeated here and revel in his "legendary (for that is what he calls himself)" skill, the skill he worked so hard for with personal Cerberus officers in the previous months. And then The Illusive Man calls for another fight, and you know you could kill him before your weapons even overheat, but you sit there and endure, because you’re fucking Shepard. You’re not going to lose your future Spectre career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

        • #463663
          Anonymous
          Guest

          KEK! Would rather fuck Kai Leng over Curtis though.

      • #463483
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I keep misremembering this motherfucker to have pissed in Anderson’s cereals instead of just eating them, which is a lot worse honestly.

      • #463486
        Anonymous
        Guest
      • #463496
        Anonymous
        Guest

        You fucking poopyhole.

      • #463515
        Anonymous
        Guest

        10 YEARS LATER I FUCKING SWEAR

      • #463536
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >KL
        <spoiler>Fucking chink</spoiler>

        • #463537
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Ctrl+S you moron

      • #463629
        Anonymous
        Guest

        high quality post

    • #463463
      Anonymous
      Guest

      going to be hard playing the trilogy while taking breaks to jerk off to femshep/batarian porn tbqh

      • #463470
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Give me the code please

        • #463473
          Anonymous
          Guest

          7M1.CGD.M1H.M9A.GDE.13S.1BE.111.K46.14A.4G9.111.4

        • #463527
          Anonymous
          Guest

          7M1.CGD.M1H.M9A.GDE.13S.1BE.111.K46.14A.4G9.111.4

          >Codes
          The fuck, is this a new thing? I remember fan sites share Sheps via screenshots of sliders before.

          • #463530
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Been a thing since ME3 iirc, but since they managed to make a shareable CC in trilogy codes should work in all games

            • #463531
              Anonymous
              Guest

              are the appearences more consistent now in the legendary edition or do they still look different in every single game?
              in pretty much all my runs my femshep would only really look good in ME3

              • #463532
                Anonymous
                Guest

                I always thought ME2 player characters looked the best of the bunch, regardless of BioWare’s weirdly-proportioned, spindly-armed models

                • #463533
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Good taste

      • #463475
        Anonymous
        Guest

        7M1.CGD.M1H.M9A.GDE.13S.1BE.111.K46.14A.4G9.111.4

        Literally the only good FemShep hair aside from default

        • #463476
          Anonymous
          Guest

          it’s pretty nice looking

          • #463481
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >filename
            sorry, it’s called xenophobic.

      • #463529
        Anonymous
        Guest

        7M1.CGD.M1H.M9A.GDE.13S.1BE.111.K46.14A.4G9.111.4

        ok this is pretty good

      • #463534
        Anonymous
        Guest

        reminds my shepard

        • #463535
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Drop the code so I can nut to your Shepard, faggot.

        • #463590
          Anonymous
          Guest

          D S L

    • #463466
      Anonymous
      Guest

      […]

      amazing

    • #463472
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Femshep is for Saren only.

    • #463477
      Anonymous
      Guest

      That’s not what you said when we had you in that alley.
      Or again in the club.
      Or in the cargo hold.

    • #463478
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >electronics too low

    • #463479
      Anonymous
      Guest

      thats my coworker

    • #463480
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #463482
        Anonymous
        Guest

        the guy who made the flux music isn’t even in the credits ;_;

      • #463495
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I’m currently trying to do a playthrough of the trilogy where Shepard actually tries to deal with the Reaper problem in a "realistic" timeframe. As in not doing sidequests unless they seem pertinent to dealing with the reapers. I’m on ME2 currently and it’s awkward because the whole fucking game constantly trying to pull you towards sidequests.
        >Hey Shep, my little sister is in trouble. Can we go fight ERCS forces because I don’t like my dad?
        Uh, no bitch. Entire human colonies are going missing. We’re hunting collectors and looking for reapers. We’re not child protective services.
        >Shep, we need to go to a long abandoned Cerberus facility so I can set off a bomb purely for catharsis
        Nah fuck you.

        • #463498
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Criminally underrated how the vastly superior designs of random artists were never featured in the game. I just can’t believe how incompetent a developer can be. Even talented artist managed to portray Tali in what many people had in mind, yet they chose a random stock photo to represent her.

      • #463594
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SNIDE INSINUATIONS

    • #463484
      Anonymous
      Guest

      why arent more people racist to asari
      arent they just parasites that reproduce by cucking other races
      I vote for them to get the chopping block after the reapers and krogans

      • #463487
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I second this motion

      • #463488
        Anonymous
        Guest

        They cuck their own race. If you actually pay attention to the themes that are pushed and mostly representative within the game you’d be able to tell that it’s extremely liberal. Asari breeding with each other creates superior children which can sometimes have a defect called Ardat Yakshi, however, things could go wrong and they could have what would be described as incest children, or in other words the developers are saying that races that breed with each other eventually will die out and have abominations. So the best way for the Asari to "breed" is to have genetic diversification, which again is a misinterpretation of how genetics actually work, but in the liberal mind they think that by creating mutts they can survive.

        • #463490
          Anonymous
          Guest

          B-B-BUT MUH HYBRID VIGOUR

        • #463491
          Anonymous
          Guest

          But they’re not mutts, they’re still 100% asari. The "father" merely modifies the genetic sequence but that sequence is still purely asari. When a turian mates with an asari and no one else, he’s locking himself out of his race’s gene pool while the asari get another 100% asari. That’s why everyone calls them reproductive parasites.

          • #463492
            Anonymous
            Guest

            True, but they don’t have the genetic potential of a pureblood Asari, which is what makes them superior to the regular ones. But we all know why the developers had to give the pureblood a "defect".

            • #463494
              Anonymous
              Guest

              t. Morinth

        • #463664
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Are you saying the asari are incredibly liberal or that the themes of the game are?

        • #463665
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I think one unique aspect of one race in the game isn’t extremely liberal, that makes no sense at all. This isn’t the case for any other races? It’s just a cool aspect of the asari, I don’t see how this shit is liberal in the slightest unless your post is satire and if it is then you got me.

      • #463489
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >why arent more people racist to asari
        Because the games barely let you do it. You can make fun of them in Lair of the Shadow Broker as pure renegade and that’s pretty much it, the games coddle Liara and by extension her entire race has to get the same treatment.

    • #463485
      Anonymous
      Guest

      So, Ganker, I’ve taken some immunoboosters as well as some herbal supplements to bolster my immune system. What should I do now?

      • #463497
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Report to my cabin. We’ll bang, okay?

        • #463507
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Sorry, Tali is not interested in women. FemShep players hate Tali for it to this day.

          • #463644
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Jesus Christ.

          • #463645
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Took until 3 to get a good female romance for femshep so anger is justified while all the bitches keep throwing themselves at manshep’s dick

            • #463646
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >Liara

              • #463648
                Anonymous
                Guest

                I said GOOD

                • #463651
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  >Liara

    • #463501
      Anonymous
      Guest

      For me its EDI

      • #463503
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Lol they give you the option to play Renegade, yet you can’t steal EDI from joker, despite the fact that in Dragon Age you can literally cuck an elf and ruin their relationship. But because it’s Seth Green and because he is portrayed to have a disability they didn’t include it.

      • #463509
        Anonymous
        Guest

        dontfistandroids.jpg

      • #463558
        Anonymous
        Guest

        We know, Joker

    • #463504
      Anonymous
      Guest

      […]

      is this incest…..

      • #463511
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Technically its masturbation

    • #463506
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’m a little surprised they never made an XCOM-style ME game. Maybe even a multiplayer style SRPG game where there are multiple factions on the board, chinese checkers style, and you can play as the humans, or turians, or krogans, or reaper forces, or geth etc etc.

    • #463508
      Anonymous
      Guest

      They censored Miranda’s ass. That alone was a crime against humanity.
      So no, i’ll get it from the discount bin or take the boat out on the ocean then mod it back in.
      Bioware has been on shaky ground for years but this is unacceptable.

      • #463510
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Modern Bioware are made up of danger hairs, we all saw what happened with Andromeda. ME4 will be the same. The new DA is already looking horrible.

      • #463513
        Anonymous
        Guest

        there’s no point in playing the rereleases
        modding the original ones is better

        • #463514
          Anonymous
          Guest

          It’s hilarious that the original games (at least the first two anyway) + ALOT completely mogs the developer’s own efforts to re-sell old rope

          • #463516
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Overexaggerating. 1 reworked the artstyle to make it more polished, removing the bloom also helped, ME2LE looks photorealistic at times.

            • #463520
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >Overexaggerating.
              kek not at all.

            • #463522
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >ME2LE looks photorealistic at times
              No it doesn’t lmao. The new textures look decent but it’s not anywhere near what you can get with textures mods. The one thing it has going for it is that it’s more consistent, I guess, since no mod is going to cover all textures in the game you’re bound to find some low res stuff every now and then

      • #463667
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This is nubioware, you’re surprised by this? They aren’t even comparable to the Bioware of the first 3 mass effects.

      • #463672
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >censored Miranda’s ass
        >literally changed a handful of camera shots
        >also added a photo mode for you to explore her ass in all its glory
        If they’d actually "censored" it they would’ve just made her as flat as a board

        • #463673
          Anonymous
          Guest

          They took out the line the Asari Eclipse says about asking if Cerberus really allows her to whore around in that outfit.

          • #463675
            Anonymous
            Guest

            That line is still in, though. Hell, right afterwards Jack will even ask Shepard to recruit the merc boss if you take her along to the mission because she likes her attitude.

            • #463678
              Anonymous
              Guest

              I was waiting for it and it never played …. though I didn’t bring Jack

    • #463512
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why does she look like my femboy cyberpunk character? Does she have a dick too?

    • #463517
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Say something nice about my Shepard Ganker

      • #463518
        Anonymous
        Guest

        At least she’s better looking than the standard "melting Emma Stone" variants you see

      • #463523
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Pretty decent actually

      • #463525
        Anonymous
        Guest

        you downloaded her off the nexus it doesn’t count

      • #463655
        Anonymous
        Guest

        post code or mod

    • #463519
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Tyrone Shepard, the meanest motherfucker on the Citadel.

      • #463627
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The best thing about Tyrone Shepard is looking like some 80s/90s badass black action hero whilst sounding like the whitest dude ever.

    • #463538
      Anonymous
      Guest

      DOCTOR SOLUS

    • #463541
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >play rpg (ROLE PLAYING GAME)
      >be a male
      >create a female
      Friendly reminder that people who unironically make waifus are secret trannies/closet fags

      >b-b-but I like looking at butts! Do you like looking at male butts homo!
      No, I enjoy playing the game you filthy degenerate coomers.

      • #463543
        Anonymous
        Guest

        We get it, you’re a massive faggot.

        • #463545
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >being homophobic while posting a deeply closeted gay man
          ironic

          • #463547
            Anonymous
            Guest

            oh come on now, a man died

            • #463604
              Anonymous
              Guest

              He died? I had no idea he was sick.

              • #463605
                Anonymous
                Guest

                How did you not know? It was a national tragedy

                • #463658
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Reminds me of that other tragedy..

              • #463606
                Anonymous
                Guest

                How did you not know? It was a national tragedy

                He walked through blood and bones looking for his brother on the streets of new york after 9/11, and this is how he hets treated on this site?

        • #463548
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >guy who literally role plays as a woman
          >calling other faggots
          Dilate tranny

      • #463546
        Anonymous
        Guest

        i play rpgs because i am poor and need games with build variety and replayability, only mentally ill middle aged man self insert and role play

      • #463553
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >guy who literally role plays as a woman
        >calling other faggots
        Dilate tranny

        says the avataring whore, go back to sucking dicks on reddit

        • #463556
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Ironic you signals yourself out more then the caricature you purportedly hate
          Another living example of semiotics manifesting an afterimage over-manifesting its image.

      • #463705
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Femshep looks like Lauren Faust, which is aesthetic as fuck. Self inserters are fucking pathetic. Just let the character be their own persona.

    • #463551
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I want femshep to pin me down and rape me over and over until I pass out. That’s the only thing I have to contribute to this thread but I had to share

      • #463552
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Your contribution is noted and appreciated.

      • #463554
        Anonymous
        Guest

        t. vorcha

      • #463562
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Based.

    • #463559
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >thought that was pre-bogged Sarina Valentina
      fug

      • #463564
        Anonymous
        Guest

        kek

    • #463560
      Anonymous
      Guest

      tyrone shep, kill all batarians like OP
      any interesting takes on your shep?
      I’m thinking of naming mine Spartan Shepard after the greatest warriors of earth ( maybe you used a Viking name or something)

    • #463561
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Built for turian cock, sorry.

      • #463577
        Anonymous
        Guest

        She’s about to get CALIBRATED

    • #463563
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The vast majority of players picked maleshep
      Small minority of players picked femshep
      Within that minority, a sizeable amount of femshep players are female themselves
      Therefore the crossover between being a MALE and picking FEMSHEP makes you a very tiny minority
      And who else is a very tiny minority of the population in our world?
      I rest my case

      • #463565
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Popular = good
        The brain of a Meertard

      • #463566
        Anonymous
        Guest

        gamer girls ๐Ÿ™‚

      • #463583
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Here

        Anyone got the data that showed like 10 percent of people played femshep?

        That is the old ME, before 2016 and the uprise of Twitter. In the Legendary Edition that number has basically doubled.

      • #463601
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Whole story is an ego-centric cockstroking fest
        >Shep manages to make every situation about himself
        >"You should have your baby genetically modified, trust me, i’m a spectre"

        >Somehow these "people" think canon shepherd is supposed to be male

        Can somebody explain to me what mental gymnastics bring you to this wrong conclusion?

        • #463671
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Because the overwhelming amount of players used male Shepard? Tranny.

      • #463670
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Revoltingly based.

    • #463567
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >tfw batarian scum posted your extranet vids again

    • #463568
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Looking at LE footage and its actually marginally worse then me1. kinda silly innit

      • #463569
        Anonymous
        Guest

        No that’s just your blind Gankertard ass selectively seeing what you need to fit the hivemind

        • #463574
          Anonymous
          Guest

          we have formed a consensus

          Textures are better, lighting is worse.
          Plus they did some lazy things. Instead of updating ME1 outfits they updated the ME3 outfits and ported them over to two and three.
          They replaced ME1’s kino walk/run animations, including the over the shoulder jog, as well as male/female variation, with the shitty ME2 naruto run and no male/female variation.
          They got rid of the use any armor glitch meaning your non-soldier Shepard can no longer wear heavy N7 armor.
          Aside from that, they made QOL changes to the gameplay that actually for the most part improve the experience. Things like guns having different firing rates, aiming feels closer to ME3, the MAKO handles better, and the classic leveling is fixed. ME1 is the best in the trilogy, and you’ll feel that when playing LE, I just wish they didn’t jank the lighting and animations.

          Some textures are better like human faces, but the detail is just not on the same level for practically everything else. Even lighting is rather bright or about the same. Nitpick but ya

          Looking back, it’s funny how hard Ganker tried to tortanic the LE.

          we are just so contrarian when anyone "shills" something we insticvly must bash it.

      • #463571
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Textures are better, lighting is worse.
        Plus they did some lazy things. Instead of updating ME1 outfits they updated the ME3 outfits and ported them over to two and three.
        They replaced ME1’s kino walk/run animations, including the over the shoulder jog, as well as male/female variation, with the shitty ME2 naruto run and no male/female variation.
        They got rid of the use any armor glitch meaning your non-soldier Shepard can no longer wear heavy N7 armor.
        Aside from that, they made QOL changes to the gameplay that actually for the most part improve the experience. Things like guns having different firing rates, aiming feels closer to ME3, the MAKO handles better, and the classic leveling is fixed. ME1 is the best in the trilogy, and you’ll feel that when playing LE, I just wish they didn’t jank the lighting and animations.

      • #463573
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Looking back, it’s funny how hard Ganker tried to tortanic the LE.

    • #463570
      Anonymous
      Guest

      nice couch nigga

    • #463576
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Anyone got the data that showed like 10 percent of people played femshep?

    • #463580
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Everyone who just plays the game because they want to enjoy the game played mshep, they’re not the type to brag about it. Only reason a vocal minority of people shill female Shepard is either being coomers or trying to come off as unique and openminded.

    • #463586
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #463587
        Anonymous
        Guest

        why are the salarians watching, why would they give a shit?

        • #463588
          Anonymous
          Guest

          excellent scientific opportunity to study human anatomy firsthand

        • #463589
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Form appreciation, like the Asari table dancer

    • #463591
      Anonymous
      Guest

      kill batarians

    • #463593
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Autists are already working on gay Ashley mods
      >install ME1 Ashley appearance for ME3
      It’s gonna be perfect, best racist renegade couple

    • #463595
      Anonymous
      Guest

      […]

      >Reveal art is cute
      >Most cosplayers of the character are cute
      >Actual in-game model is butt-ugly and the worst looking human in the series
      Holy shit why

      • #463597
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Because femshep is hand-made, she wasn’t scanned from a model, unlike maleshep.
        She was made with similar tools you use to make a custom character.

        • #463599
          Anonymous
          Guest

          She’s so much uglier than most of the generic NPCs though it’s astonishing. They have to have been able to have done a better job than THAT. At any rate I agree with the implication that they should have scanned an attractive person for femshep the way they did maleshep.

        • #463602
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Old Vanderloo is so fucking cool bros

    • #463596
      Anonymous
      Guest

      For me it was Shepard 2
      Though 1 is cute too
      Remember when they made a big deal out of this and then stats revealed 17% played femshep? kek

    • #463600
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Heard you faggots are posting your femSheps

    • #463603
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Commander, what can I do for you?

    • #463608
      Anonymous
      Guest

      STEVE!

      • #463612
        Anonymous
        Guest

        im ok

    • #463610
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Alright, say Shepard is back in Mass Effect 5. What has he been doing for the past X amount of years?

      • #463611
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Shep is in the Matrix, all endings are canon.

      • #463614
        Anonymous
        Guest

        his body was destroyed after the destroy ending (heh)
        Liara collect his body and rebuild him again cerbrus style

        • #463615
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Liara either reconstructs Shepard because she misses her boyfriend. Or because now that shepard’s original lover is dead, she wants a go at him.
          Can’t tell if obsessive or..

          • #463616
            Anonymous
            Guest

            i can’t believe bioware is forcing liara yet again in their fourth game

            • #463618
              Anonymous
              Guest

              I sorta get it? She’s more or less a secondary protagonist in this franchise at this point. But it sorta sucks knowing likely she’s the only one returning, while people like Tali, Wrex and Garrus won’t show up.

    • #463617
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #463619
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Always felt like Male Shepard was the worst of both worlds when it came to Sci-Fi game protagonists.
      Neither the development of an Isaac Clarke/Marcus Fenix/Exile nor the wish fulfillment of a Master Chief/Gordon Freeman/Revan.
      Just a 7th generation cover shooter man, funny lines but nothing more.
      Femshep at least adds a bit of incompetence to keep things interesting.

      • #463621
        Anonymous
        Guest

        as opposed to repeating the same line by hale? yeah right

        • #463622
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Hale’s ridiculous voice acting adds a desperation to the role that makes her seem more a political choice for Spectre than a legitimate war hero or whatever.
          Listen to femshep try to threaten someone, it’s comical. She always sounds like she wants to cry or jump somebody’s bones.
          Male Shepard’s renegade lines are god-tier, but he’s really bland besides that. Femshep adds hours of replayability. Plus her being a female driver makes it believable as to why the mako handles so poorly

          • #463624
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >Plus her being a female driver makes it believable as to why the mako handles so poorly
            wtf? i love femshep now

          • #463641
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >Plus her being a female driver makes it believable as to why the mako handles so poorly
            Even more so if you make a female Asian Shep

    • #463623
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #463625
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Stop beating your wife, maori fuck

        • #463626
          Anonymous
          Guest

          No

      • #463628
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Joker, what do the readings say?
        >Not much, everything’s looking normal. Why?
        >I smell BITCH

    • #463633
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Home.

    • #463636
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #463637
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Like Jacob because I play male shepard.
      >Appreciate he’s kinda lame, but his arc in 3 is neat.
      Feels like the only people who seethe about Jacob 24/7 are those who got cucked in ME3

      • #463674
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I liked the idea they were going for with him in ME3 (building/protecting a family), but my issues with Jacob stem from him being full of shit in ME2.
        He wants you to trust him from the get go even though you have no reason to do so, but is suspicious of anybody non-Cerberus and especially aliens (Tali, Thane, Grunt). He talks himself up as the honest alliance soldier who got saddled with too much "red tape" to get shit done, even though he was a freelancing corsair, and thusly was barely working within alliance regulations as is. He claims to hold himself to some great moral standard, but had no problem signing up with a terrorist organization just because his fee-fee’s were hurt that he didnt get any recognition for stopping that Batarian poison attack.
        Its gets worse when you compare him to Kaiden or Garrus. Kaiden IS the honest, morally concious, loyal alliance soldier, who actually sticks to his guns and gives you shit for working with goddamn terrorists. And when Garrus wants to break regulations, its because he believes the ends do truly justify the means, and he actually understands and accepts the consequences and imorality of acting that way.
        ME2 Jacob is either a complete retard ala Conrad Verner who thinks himself a "gud guy", but was too stupid to realize quitting the alliance in order to work for terrorists is a pretty morally questionable decision. Either that or he’s a complete jackass who wants to have his cake and eat too; he wants the validation of being a just, righteous hero without making any personal sacrifices or drawing the line like Kaiden did, and will ignore his own "code" at the drop of a hat if the going gets tough or situation doesnt suit his whims.
        I also give him shit for sitting at the beach for half a year.

    • #463647
      Anonymous
      Guest

      […]

      Chang stop.. just stop.

    • #463662
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Batbarian: Testament of the Primordials?
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYpR1WfFocA

    • #463668
      Anonymous
      Guest

      got any more of her?

    • #463669
      Anonymous
      Guest

      SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOD

    • #463677
      Anonymous
      Guest

      is this a real girl or cg? how can I tell in the future?

    • #463692
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #463693
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Colonist
      >Ruthless
      >Vanguard
      >Renegade with your enemies, Paragon with your allies, but always focusing on the mission
      Yep, I’m thinking based.

      • #463694
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Colonist
        >Ruthless
        >Soldier (1) and then a biotic class
        >Renegade
        based indeed

      • #463695
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Colonist
        >Ruthless
        >Soldier (1) and then a biotic class
        >Renegade
        based indeed

        >Not playing Spacer War Hero and going on a King Arthur run

        • #463696
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Indeed, I’m not.

        • #463697
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >wanting to be the most boring dude in space

          • #463698
            Anonymous
            Guest

            As opposed to being a farmboy who loses his family, joins up with an interstellar space force to fight the empire, I mean reapers? Nothing gayer than a broken protagonist.

            • #463699
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Go away, MC Milquetoast.

              • #463700
                Anonymous
                Guest

                t. Never played the spacer background

                • #463701
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  >oh wow I get to call generic noncharacter mom once
                  Yeah, stellar.

                • #463702
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  T. Never played the Colonist sidequest
                  https://youtu.be/dwU83eVcMWE

    • #463703
      Anonymous
      Guest

      the best backgrounds are
      earthborn/war hero
      colonist/ruthless
      spacer/sole survivor
      prove me wrong

      • #463704
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >the best backgrounds are
        >earthborn
        dropped

    • #463706
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Holy fuck why is Andromeda so bad? What the fuck were they thinking? I can’t get myself to finish the first few missions.

      • #463707
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I actually just installed it for the first time in years, figured I’d try it while I wait for LE to go on sale. Uninstalled after I couldn’t make a good looking character.

        • #463708
          Anonymous
          Guest

          It’s impossible so I just stuck with male ryder. What a fucking cuck that guy is. Everything is so fucking bland in this game. Almost every reply sounds the same. The fuckign faggots literally tells people "byyye" like who the fuck is this game for?

          • #463709
            Anonymous
            Guest

            It’s for journos and braindead MEfags

      • #463713
        Anonymous
        Guest
      • #463715
        Anonymous
        Guest

        There’s fucking nothing to hook you in during the start of Andromeda. I spent like 9 hours trying to get into it cause I had nothing better to do and I quit playing just before I got onto the second open world planet, because if it took me that long to get there then the game was clearly only gonna waste my time

    • #463710
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Indoctrination theory makes sense if you consider the fact that Cerberus is loaded with Reaper tech, and they used a great deal of reverse engineered Reaper Tech to bring back Shepard; which is what allowed the Reapers to subtly take over Shepard’s mind such that by the beginning of the 3rd game, the hero has been completely subverted and is driving the entire galaxy to extinction.

      • #463711
        Anonymous
        Guest

        yeah if you just add in your own shit it makes sense I guess

      • #463712
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Shitty writing theory makes a lot of sense if you consider everything in the game.

    • #463714
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Release the varren!

      • #463716
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >femshep immediately gets wet

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