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    • #469966
      Anonymous
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      >we want the coomer audience

    • #469967
      Anonymous
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      why can’t characters perfectly walk up stairs? they always miss steps or end up hovering for a bit and every single time i’m fucking annoyed

      • #469970
        Anonymous
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        do you realize how hard that would be to code?

      • #469977
        Anonymous
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        Imagine wasting cpu cycles on stair walking physics.

      • #470000
        Anonymous
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        Inverse Kinematics are hard.

        • #470001
          Anonymous
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          yeah

      • #470013
        Anonymous
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        it’s really important (especially in action games) to make sure that input from the player has as consistent a result as possible, because it’d be annoying if tilting the stick halfway meant jogging on flat surfaces but only walking up stairs since the character has to appear more "careful" and usually takes shorter strides going up stairs. so, player movement is usually handled pretty directly between an input device and the game engine’s player character class, with some extra steps that are invisible to the player. the result of that is having to make animations and modifications to those animations follow the character’s logical movement that’s usually defined by an invisible collision capsule.
        what I’m saying is that walks, runs, and the in-between jogging anims are made for flat surfaces, and slopes/stairs/holes complicate things. IK (inverse kinematics) are the way to handle that for now, which just involves a calculation to find the distance between the last bone in the character rig (the foot) and the floor, and to try to translate that bone to contact the floor. It looks janky as fuck sometimes though, since it can bend the other bones further up the chain in weird ways like

        yeah

        that’s also why stairs are commonly very fuckin wide, to accommodate space for IK to happen without the character having one foot on the ground and the other on the top step

        • #470030
          Anonymous
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          Based anon who actually knows what he’s talking about sharing his knowledge

      • #470029
        Anonymous
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        Read up on how much time, effort, and math it took to do some of the first inverse kinematics coding to make feet actually go up stairs.
        Half Life 2 has a write-up on how they basically spent 90% of the time coding movement on just getting feet to align with the ground on angles and stairs.

      • #470041
        Anonymous
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        Alias on the original Xbox had a perfect unique animation for stairs, look up some gameplay on youtube

        • #470044
          Anonymous
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          […]
          based stairchads

          I seem to remember a (UK?) cop game on the Ps2 that also had pretty good stair physics, anyone remember it?

          • #470046
            Anonymous
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            The Getaway: Black Monday?

            • #470048
              Anonymous
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              Yeah that was it. Looking at it the physics are alright, it just stuck with me for some reason.

              • #470051
                Anonymous
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                I’ve had the same feeling with PS3 stair physics.

      • #470043
        Anonymous
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        Alias on the original Xbox had a perfect unique animation for stairs, look up some gameplay on youtube

        based stairchads

        • #470057
          Anonymous
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          Perfect, but a vaguely remember the show.

      • #470059
        Anonymous
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        Interesting

        Had no idea it was so absurdly hard.

        • #470061
          Anonymous
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          that’s why you gotta appreciate the small details in games like that

      • #470065
        Anonymous
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        In the N64 Zelda games most stairs were just ramps with stair step textures on them.

      • #470110
        Anonymous
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        It’s complicated and computational expensive. Intelligent motion blending and cheaper IK solutions are available, but hardly anyone implements them as of now

      • #470168
        Anonymous
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        Metal Gear Solid did this and nobody gave a fuck.

        • #470174
          Anonymous
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          I give a fuck about things like this. I want more games where you can take the stairs wrong/too fast, fall and fuck up your ankle or knees.

          • #470179
            Anonymous
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            >companies should spend hundreds of thousands of dollars implementing a useless system no one cares about other than one anon from Ganker

            • #470189
              Anonymous
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              Yes.

      • #470187
        Anonymous
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      • #470191
        Anonymous
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        Pretty sure windwaker did it.

    • #469968
      Anonymous
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      it worked, thanks to yoshida over 4 million people bought this mediocre pile of garbage and think it’s the best game ever made

      • #470025
        Anonymous
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        Being contrarian is NOT cool.

        • #470123
          Anonymous
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          >think sexbot game is overhyped and overrated
          >CONTRARIAN
          Wew. Time for mass extinction in minecraft.

    • #469969
      Anonymous
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      • #469972
        Anonymous
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        Hero we need.

      • #470020
        Anonymous
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        How can one man be so based?

        • #470039
          Anonymous
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          By being Japanese. Had a White dev said that, he would be meToo’d in a heartbeat.

      • #470047
        Anonymous
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        If he likes girls so much than why is the MC a shota and not a loli?

        • #470052
          Anonymous
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          The world is still not prepared for the superior /ll/.

        • #470158
          Anonymous
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          He’s a fellow /ss/ enjoyer.

        • #470194
          Anonymous
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          In the mobile game there Is a Loli 2B. So he definitely covered that base.

    • #469971
      Anonymous
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      You will never be a woman

      • #469973
        Anonymous
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        thank god, imagine unironically being a woman

      • #469976
        Anonymous
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        trannybros… it’s over

      • #470207
        Anonymous
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        I don’t wanna be a woman, I wanna be IN a woman.

    • #469974
      Anonymous
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      • #469975
        Anonymous
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        >you’ll never petrify girls into statues

        why live

      • #470005
        Anonymous
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        greeks used men as the models for these statues and added feminine features later, hence the shitty tits and masculine shoulders

        • #470011
          Anonymous
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          Tits are dice rolls, and a lot of women’s shoulders would be like that from agriculture

      • #470181
        Anonymous
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        why don’t they ever have arms

        • #470183
          Anonymous
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          No one ever faps to arms

    • #469978
      Anonymous
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      my wife!

      • #470002
        Anonymous
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        Your wife loves it when I fuck her in the ass.

        • #470006
          Anonymous
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          haha poopy dick

          haha smelly dick! smelly dick! smelly dick! anon’s dickywicky smells like poopoo! haha! ew ew ewwwww~ so gross~

          caca peepee! caca peepee! caca peepee! haha caca! hehe peepee!!!!!!

          • #470008
            Anonymous
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            Yes.

      • #470071
        Anonymous
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        If she truly was your wife you wouldn’t save samples of art

        • #470082
          Anonymous
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          • #470089
            Anonymous
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            If she truly was your wife you wouldn’t save samples of art

            my wife!

            Higher quality version from the artist’s Pixiv

          • #470096
            Anonymous
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            I prefer the other boorus like danbooru because booru volunteers are more anal about adding the higher quality Pixiv version of an image once it is available. Twitter is bad for uploading higher quality images.

            Any reason for you using safebooru unless you are at work?

            • #470098
              Anonymous
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              i don’t watch porn

              • #470100
                Anonymous
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                holy based

              • #470102
                Anonymous
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                I see. That is a perfectly good reason. I just wanted to tell you that some boorus have more volunteers that are anal about picture quality which is why safebooru lacked the higher quality Pixiv version of the 2B image you had saved while other boorus had the higher quality Pixiv version.

                • #470115
                  Anonymous
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                  tbh i don’t mind the slightly lower image quality, the difference is barely noticeable to me

        • #470094
          Anonymous
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          He saves the full size, higher quality images for himself.

    • #469979
      Anonymous
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      based, take my money

    • #469980
      Anonymous
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      I will now buy your game

    • #469981
      Anonymous
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      You should diversify your shitposting portfolio and spam some faggot VN’s with this as well.

    • #469982
      Anonymous
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      I played the game for 10 hours and my opinion at this point is that the game is overrated. Anyway, I still haven’t figured out how to get the skirt off this bitch.

      • #469987
        Anonymous
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        self destruct

      • #469988
        Anonymous
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        Self destruct, enjoy coom

    • #469983
      Anonymous
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      built for you know what

    • #469984
      Anonymous
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      the crossover that time forgot

      • #469995
        Anonymous
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        Shit game

        • #469997
          Anonymous
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          Kat is cute tho

          • #470009
            Anonymous
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            CUTE CUTE!

          • #470080
            Anonymous
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            Shit game

            the crossover that time forgot

            Reminder that Kat’s outfit is literally just the underwear she had on when she fell from Eto

        • #470014
          Anonymous
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          kys faggots. It’s a gem

    • #469985
      Anonymous
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      >we want the normal human audience that likes the female shape and form and not the 1% la creaturas that complain about video games but never play them

      • #469991
        Anonymous
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        you have never met a woman

        • #469998
          Anonymous
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          maybe i don’t live in america and the female actually look like females here
          and also i said shape and form and not your average everyday shaniqua from your neighbourhood

        • #469999
          Anonymous
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          You will never pass.

        • #470004
          Anonymous
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          And you will never be one

      • #469992
        Anonymous
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        maybe one day western devs will remember/stop ignoring this

      • #470198
        Anonymous
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        >Normal human
        >Jerking off to fictional characters because your mentally-ill and can’t attract someone in reality
        LOL

    • #469986
      Anonymous
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      Start the game for the booty, stay for the existential nightmare that is Yokotaro.

    • #469989
      Anonymous
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      that’s me, hello

    • #469990
      Anonymous
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      Yes.

      • #469994
        Anonymous
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        >reddit memes

        • #470007
          Anonymous
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          >reddit opinions

        • #470040
          Anonymous
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          Dilate self hating r*dditoid

    • #469993
      Anonymous
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      Why are you such a massive faggot OP?

    • #469996
      Anonymous
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      >we want the based audience
      Fixed.

      • #470016
        Anonymous
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        post more

        • #470017
          Anonymous
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          • #470018
            Anonymous
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            she’s perfect

            • #470019
              Anonymous
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              >2B will never pet you
              Why live anons?

          • #470024
            Anonymous
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            she’s perfect

            The day I find that magical lamp the only wish I’ll ever need is to bury my face in that ass for all eternity.

          • #470054
            Anonymous
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            I’ve never seen an ass handled with so much care and attention in video game. Will she ever be topped?

      • #470119
        Anonymous
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        she’s perfect

        >imagine

        I’ve never seen an ass handled with so much care and attention in video game. Will she ever be topped?

        https://i.imgur.com/jj3MxiF.jpg

        […]
        https://twitter.com/Auxtasy/status/1440737147191848964

        GOD i wish my ass were that FAT

        • #470121
          Anonymous
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          Uh, can we see it?

          • #470125
            Anonymous
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            no

            • #470127
              Anonymous
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              please?

        • #470208
          Anonymous
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          i would love to hear your bones crunch tranny

    • #470003
      Anonymous
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      have you ever seen a woman walk irl that wasnt a 200+kg american hamplanet?

    • #470010
      Anonymous
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      this thread is bad

      • #470015
        Anonymous
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        why?

    • #470012
      Anonymous
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      >just enough tidy windows to see the goods
      >stylish design with optional coomer ass
      >black and white so it always looks good in any lighting condition
      >covers almost her entire face so ugly slagathors can cosplay her with ease
      It’s the best character design known to man

    • #470021
      Anonymous
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      Man just really liked girls, and as usual OP doesn’t

      • #470022
        Anonymous
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        >OP doesn’t
        i made the thread to get people to post 2b though

    • #470023
      Anonymous
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      Where’s the mandatory slutty cock servicing 2B-anon

      • #470026
        Anonymous
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        i haven’t seen him for a while
        i miss 2banon

    • #470027
      Anonymous
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    • #470028
      Anonymous
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      Mmm…

    • #470032
      Anonymous
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      cute toobie

    • #470033
      Anonymous
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      Why Studio FOW movie was such trash? They had literally a perfect material for a porn movie and yet they fucked it up so bad.

      • #470053
        Anonymous
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        >only scene i liked was when she was doing a split on the monster creatures
        Fuck them for not finishing asstroid Samus smut she was the runner up bunch of hacks

    • #470034
      Anonymous
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      There is a good chance that the people in this thread and every other thread that post the coomer 2B art never played the game.

      • #470036
        Anonymous
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        i cant speak for others, but i did in fact play the game, and it was good

      • #470037
        Anonymous
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        This

        >we want the based audience
        Fixed.

        is literally a cropped screenshot from the game.

    • #470035
      Anonymous
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      why wouldn’t you, sex sells

    • #470038
      Anonymous
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      >retard posting samples
      have a nice day

      • #470184
        Anonymous
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        i got into the habit of checking saucenow/tracemoe for best quality versions because so many retards do this

    • #470042
      Anonymous
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    • #470045
      Anonymous
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      >we want the ant audience

    • #470049
      Anonymous
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      You can do it if stairs trigger a contextual animation state, but that would be gabage for an action game.

    • #470050
      Anonymous
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      >autists talking about stair physics in a 2b coom thread
      who cares

      • #470058
        Anonymous
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        We need to unite the two ideas. Games need better stair physics, that way when a girl characters runs up a staircase her butt jiggles.

    • #470055
      Anonymous
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      i played this entire game without knowing the use of self destruct cos i tho it was retarded to kill myself, never saw or took a look at her ass

      for some stupid way is all you can talk about on the net

    • #470063
      Anonymous
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      post toobee

    • #470076
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >lose this for a worse bitchier version and a faggot manlet
      what was taro thinking

    • #470078
      Anonymous
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      so tired of 2b fags spamming this shitty character/game

    • #470085
      Anonymous
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      My wife 2B!

      • #470092
        Anonymous
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        cute wife!
        she’s also my wife

        • #470211
          Anonymous
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          my wife!

          How curious shes my wife too

    • #470104
      Anonymous
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      I think 2B is a top tier design but her game is shit apart from the OST

    • #470108
      Anonymous
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      • #470113
        Anonymous
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        made for hug

    • #470117
      Anonymous
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      I don’t care about the shitty game. I just want to see her take footlong black dicks in her ass.

      • #470169
        Anonymous
        Guest

        based

      • #470172
        Anonymous
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        based

        Not based have a nice day cuck

    • #470130
      Anonymous
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      • #470135
        Anonymous
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        l-lewd

        • #470137
          Anonymous
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          • #470138
            Anonymous
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            i love her!

            • #470150
              Anonymous
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              don’t we all

              • #470151
                Anonymous
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                but i love her the most!

                • #470156
                  Anonymous
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                  maybe

                  • #470160
                    Anonymous
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                    not maybe! definitely! i want to hug her at all times!

                    • #470164
                      Anonymous
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                      but what about the commanders needs

                      • #470166
                        Anonymous
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                        ummmmm, uhhhhhh, what does the commander need?

                      • #470203
                        Anonymous
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                        The commander needs to start doing her own laundry allegedly. Piles of dirty clothes are unbecoming of such a leader type figure.

    • #470133
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Yes, I love it.

    • #470141
      Anonymous
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      • #470143
        Anonymous
        Guest

        ass too big

      • #470153
        Anonymous
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        Hideous.

      • #470162
        Anonymous
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        >Mod makes 9s’s thighs bigger too
        Beyond based.

    • #470145
      Anonymous
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      is the FAR mod still worth using

      • #470147
        Anonymous
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        last time i played i didn’t use it since i heard the last patch makes it kinda obsolete, and i didn’t have any problems. i did get the input overhaul mod though, the pc controls are atrocious

    • #470171
      Anonymous
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      Yeah and IMMA COOMIN

    • #470177
      Anonymous
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      You called?

    • #470192
      Anonymous
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      I can’t help but imagine she breeding BLACK.

    • #470196
      Anonymous
      Guest

      why do muttericans hate attractive feminine women so much?

    • #470201
      Anonymous
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