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    • #448740
      Anonymous
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      WEHN YOU WALK AWAY
      YOU DONT HEAR ME SAY
      PLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAASE OH BAAAAAAAAAABYYYYY
      DONT GO
      SIMPLE AND CLEAN IS THE WAY THAT YOURE MAKING ME FEEEEEEEEEL TONIGHT
      IT’S HARD TO LET IT GO

    • #448741
      Anonymous
      Guest

      HOOOOOOOLD ME
      WHATEVER LIES BEYOND THIS MOOOORNING
      IS A LITTLE LATER ON
      REGARDLESS OF WARNINGS
      THE FUTURE DOESN’T SCARE ME AT AAAAAALL
      NOTHING’S LIKE BEFORE

      • #448742
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Kino

      • #448779
        Anonymous
        Guest

        THE DAILY THINGS
        THAT KEEP US ALL BUSY
        ARE CONFUSING ME
        THATS WHEN YOU CAME TO ME AND SAID
        "WISH I COULD PROVE I LOVE YOU
        BUT DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE TO WALK ON WATER?"
        WHEN WE ARE OLDER, YOULL UNDERSTAND
        IT’S ENOUGH WHEN I SAY SO
        AND MAYBE SOME THINGS ARE THAT SIMPLE

        • #448780
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >THE DAILY THINGS
          >THAT KEEP US ALL BUSY
          >ARE CONFUSING ME
          Lmao, fucking autist

          • #448785
            Anonymous
            Guest

            This is the same artist that has a song easy breezy and has the lyrics "You’re easy breezy and I’m japanesy"

    • #448743
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Thining about getting back into KH1 and attempting the superbosses. Is grinding in the Colosseum a good idea?

      • #448755
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The superbosses in KH1 aren’t so bad, the worst one is the fucker out in the desert. I grinded to max level by fighting the ice titan over and over in the coliseum after I had beat every boss except sephiroth, then did sephiroth

        • #448757
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Was filtered by Kurt Zisa for years as a kid, never beat Sephiroth, was terrified of the Clocktower Phantom
          >Come back years later, shitstomp Kurt, overcome fear of Phantom and third try Sephiroth
          >First try supersecret boss
          Jesus.

          • #448758
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I also beat "unknown" first try. he’s kinda easy after seph.

          • #448764
            Anonymous
            Guest

            It’s not a hard game. It’s also easy to break it by using Strike Raid. It gives you several seconds worth of i-frames per throw, and it only costs 2 MP to initiate. With high strength, it also shaves off several life bars per combo. There’s a sperg in these threads who always reacts negatively to this claim, but it’s true.

        • #448760
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Desert fucker is easy imo.
          I remember doing that shit as a dumbass kid on expert at like level 50

        • #448903
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I didn’t have any trouble with Kurt Zisa. KH1 Sephiroth walled me pretty hard though. That attack where he drains all of your magic fucked me over constantly.

        • #449118
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >the superbosses in KH1 aren’t so bad
          Phantom is literally anxiety: the boss

          • #449120
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Not if you’ve got mp rage
            Rod chads can’t stop winning

      • #448759
        Anonymous
        Guest

        No such thing as grinding in KH1. You can just finish the various tournaments when they’re available and reach the required level for any content. One completion of the Hades Cup will take you to close to level 99. When you solo it with Sora, you will reach 99 before. You do this to unlock the rewards, not to level, so it just happens as you play.

    • #448744
      Anonymous
      Guest

      best game in the series overall. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixSrQI-J-80

    • #448745
      Anonymous
      Guest

      PLEEEEASE, OH GOSALYN DONT GO

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZdLbiF9gCo

      • #448943
        Anonymous
        Guest

        when/why did he nuke his comment section?

      • #449091
        Anonymous
        Guest

        there needs to be a berdly version of this for susie

    • #448746
      Anonymous
      Guest

      ill shit in your ass pussy motherfucker

    • #448747
      Anonymous
      Guest

      MY SANCTUARY

      • #448753
        Anonymous
        Guest

        MY SANCTUARY YEAH
        WHERE FEARS AND LIES MELT AWA-A-AYYYY
        I loved this shit as a kid
        and I still do

        • #448754
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >And I still do
          My feelings for Kingdom Hearts have changed over the years, mostly through being a dumb teenager who thought part of it was cringe – which it is – but they’ve never turned away from being primarily focused on the deep love I have for all of its dumb shit. Every little ounce of over the top retardation, the music, the absurdity of it all, I love it to the core.

          • #448812
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I think it’s fine to unironically enjoy Kingdom Hearts for what it is. Whether people find it cringey or whatever doesn’t really matter, I and II are just solid games in general, and the others at least wanted to try different things, whether or not people liked those things is something else entirely.

        • #448766
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I think KH1 is a much better game but Sanctuary and the opening animation of 2 are incredible.

        • #448822
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I still get chills playing 1 and 2. Beating the game then hearing the credits as I reminisce on the adventure makes me want to do it all over again. There’s maybe 5 games max that make me feel that way and I love them all to bits.

        • #448854
          Anonymous
          Guest

          It’s weird, I actually prefer Passion over Sanctuary despite never hearing it when I play KH2 because I played the English version. I still prefer Simple and Clean over Hikari though.

    • #448748
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Wonk ouy naht noitceffa erom deen I

      • #448838
        Anonymous
        Guest

        What was her fucking problem?

        • #449158
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Literal self-insert for fangirls.

    • #448749
      Anonymous
      Guest

      https://youtu.be/qCKWI7gHwsI
      this is now a scherzo di notte thread

    • #448750
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >commercial used to come on at the same time every day on Toonami so me and my brother would always look forward to hearing the song again
      take me back bros

      • #448763
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >never interested in Kingdom Hearts
        >loved it when the ad for Chain of Memories used to play because of that song

        • #448889
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Based of Chain of memories Chad. That song and commercial as a kid captivated the fuck outa me. When I finally got the game I probably beat it like 50 times. Take me back lmao

    • #448751
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Horny is the way Sora made me feel

    • #448752
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #448981
        Anonymous
        Guest

        What is the lore behind this newfag here

        • #449127
          Anonymous
          Guest

          It’s docfuture so it’s supposed to be comedic

    • #448756
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #448761
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I was expecting an awesome opening equal or better than simple and clean and sanctuary after waiting all those years for "the end" and in the end we got a game full of sequel bait and the worst possible intro song we could have ever gotten.

    • #448762
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You’ll never know who you’ll run into next…

      • #449044
        Anonymous
        Guest

        That was a good tag line for the series.

      • #449072
        Anonymous
        Guest

        KiNgDoM HeArTs For ThE PlAyStAtIon TwO

        RATED E FOR EVERYONE

        SQUAAAAAREEESOOOFFFFTTT

    • #448765
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How can a series be so good and so shit at the same time? Kingdom hearts is an anomaly

    • #448767
      Anonymous
      Guest

      In you and I
      There’s a new land
      Angels in flight
      My sanctuary
      My sanctuary, yeah
      Where fears and lies melt away
      Music inside
      What’s left of me?
      What’s left of me, now?
      I watch you fast asleep
      All I fear means nothing
      In you and I
      There’s a new land
      Angels in flight
      My sanctuary
      My sanctuary, yeah
      Where fears and lies melt away

      • #448768
        Anonymous
        Guest

        based
        should i replay this game, lads? and this not be a casual who plays on the normal difficulty?

        • #448771
          Anonymous
          Guest

          If you have the itch to play then scratch it
          >t. Guy who played KH3, KH1, and KH2 back to back this year

          • #448774
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >t. Guy who played KH3, KH1, and KH2 back to back this year
            based anon
            how long did it take you? i’ve been thinking of going through the entire series, although with breaks inbetween games (e.g. i finish kh1 and start chain of memories a week or two afterwards)

          • #448831
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I tried doing this. Got annoyed with KHIII critical and stopped.

            • #448909
              Anonymous
              Guest

              I fucking hate KH3 critical. The actual difficulty is fine, but I hate having halved magic and you don’t deal any extra damage.

        • #448788
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Play it on Critical you fucker; it’s the only way to experience KH2

          • #448789
            Anonymous
            Guest

            And get 2 tapped? Nah

            • #448790
              Anonymous
              Guest

              The fact that you 2-tap in return is what makes it good

        • #449046
          Anonymous
          Guest

          KH1 is the one game I play once a year. It just always feels right to play in the fall.

      • #448865
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This is the whiniest fucking piece of shit song I’ve ever heard in a video game. Legit skip since first seeing the OP in the original game back in like 2006.

        • #448871
          Anonymous
          Guest

          horrible taste

          • #448875
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I agree, people like that song have horrible taste. I bet they like nibbling on chunks of smegma while they massage their foreskin to the rhythm of the song.

      • #448901
        Anonymous
        Guest

        You left out a part.
        >Angels in flight
        .wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I
        >My sanctuary

    • #448769
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Don’t get me wrong, I love you
      >But does that mean I have to meet your father?
      What did she mean by this

      • #448772
        Anonymous
        Guest

        it means the bitch doesnt want to commit to you anon, my advice is to dump her ass and rawdog her sister in her bed

      • #448775
        Anonymous
        Guest

        she means shes a whore

      • #448776
        Anonymous
        Guest

        She doesn’t want to share

      • #448781
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >When we are older you’ll understand what I meant when I said no.
        >I don’t think life is quite that simple.

        The meaning behind this is the real mystery. What did she mean by saying “no”?

        • #448782
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Games a psyops

        • #448783
          Anonymous
          Guest

          You’ll understand when you’ll be older, anon.

          • #448858
            Anonymous
            Guest

            one who knows nothing can understand, nothing

            • #448941
              Anonymous
              Guest

              My favorite thing about KH1 is, despite them not having much of a hero/antagonist relationship, Ansem’s first talk with Sora and also his dying words.

              >meets Sora
              >tells Sora he’s too much of a dumbfuck to ever understand the way that the universe works
              >his final words in the game are him failing to understand something that Sora learned over the course of the game

        • #448825
          Anonymous
          Guest

          She literally is saying "no, i dont think life is that simple." Ither person asked her if she thinks life is simple. She said no.

          Youll only understand when youre older because babbys dont understand grammar and this is a game for babbys

        • #448839
          Anonymous
          Guest

          she’s afraid of commitment. she wants to be with you but inevitable drives you away. That’s why you don’t hear her say:
          pleeeeeease, oh baby! Don’t go!

    • #448770
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Easily the most cringeworthy in game song I have ever heard. I still remember mocking the commercial in school with all my friends.

      • #448773
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >with all my friends

    • #448777
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I was surprised to see Joel stream the game but then it quickly became a descent into fake laughing at every thing that could be considered cringe, saying that simple and clean is cringe and then failing at the game he said is for babies and can’t be taken seriously. I was reminded why i watch Joel on special occasions and bad games because he tries so hard with some opinions just to be cool

    • #448778
      Anonymous
      Guest

      KH3 killed the franchise for me never played the portable games only 1 2 and 3

    • #448784
      Anonymous
      Guest

      WHEN YOU MAKE A FART
      IT MIGHT BE A SHART
      PLEASE OH BABY

      • #448786
        Anonymous
        Guest

        FUCKIN WHYTE PIPOL

    • #448787
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Hikari > Simple and Clean

    • #448791
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The song is super kino and iconic. A band played this at an anime con i went to and all the girls were singing it.

    • #448792
      Anonymous
      Guest

      A damn shame that Utada became an alphabet person

      • #448793
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Absolutely based.
        Wait really?

        • #448794
          Anonymous
          Guest

          During pride month this year, she started identifying as non binary. I expect her to go full troon soon

    • #448795
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #448798
        Anonymous
        Guest

        bros…

        • #448799
          Anonymous
          Guest

          We are all gonna make it, anon.

      • #448801
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Destiny Islands is so fucking comfy.

    • #448796
      Anonymous
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      • #448809
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >tfw the ONLY kingdom hearts thing at dinny whirld is a couple of shirts in the epcot japan gift shop
        I bought a shirt from there in 2013, went back in 2018 and the same shirts were there in the same place. When will sorabros get some recognition……

        • #448897
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Never. Disney is and will always be ran by a bunch of gnomish corperate boomers. Disney is a powerhouse that will never fail, so the goal is to just become the CEO and live the comfy life for as long as possible. Why do you think Disney switches CEOs every other week?

    • #448797
      Anonymous
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      • #448813
        Anonymous
        Guest

        sorry, Teedus is the only protagonist in any SE game that will EVER kiss his love interest. Homofujo company, please understand. Abes rule!

    • #448800
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >playing trough the series recently
      >Loved 1
      >CoM was aight, after you get used to the combat system
      >2 was fantastic
      >And then there’s this fucking game
      Jesus this game broke me.
      Holy shit why must Roxas suffer so? Poor fucker existed for only one year and most of it was work/suffering/eating ice cream with friends.
      And after playing this game i don’t understand why the "Who will i have ice cream with" scene was memed so much. I thought it was fucking heartbreaking.

      • #448802
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I guess it’s kinda funny out of context, but I agree: it’s sad when you recall how Roxas was struggling to grasp what "friendship" is and how the lesson he had got from Axel was that "friendship is when people get together to eat ice cream".
        After Xion was gone (and after he had broken up with Axel and the rest of the Organization), he was going to be completely alone, with no friends in the entire world.

      • #448803
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >"Who will i have ice cream with" scene was memed so much. I thought it was fucking heartbreaking.

        Without the context of the rest of it you can’t know that’s the only way Roxas knows how to express friendship

      • #448804
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I’ll admit I was a brainlet when I first heard the line, but with the context that Roxas’ understanding of friendship is eating ice cream with people, it really does tug the heartstrings

      • #449043
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Funny, that game’s where I dropped the series.
        All it did was explain how Roxas got TWO Beyblades while adding more nonsense (Xion) to the KH story that was never there or stated in the previous games, but we’re suppose to believe that it is and this is having skipped BBS.
        The series should’ve ended at 2.

        • #449048
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >explain how roxas got two keyblades
          What is there to explain? Sora can wield a keyblade, roxas is sora’s nobody so he gets that ability too. Since roxas and sora are coexisting at the same time they can wield two keyblades.
          Of course, they went on to explain it with xion and ventus bullshit, but I think that never needed a concrete explanation

          • #449050
            Anonymous
            Guest

            That stopped being an excuse once Roxas stopped existing

            • #449051
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Once a dual wielder always a dual wielder

              • #449053
                Anonymous
                Guest

                That makes far less sense, a keyblade needs a wielder, it’s not a skill you can just pick up more of and then have forever
                Hell, it’d even be more believable if he continued doing that in future games, since Sora’s heart is now a gaping empty clown car that half the universe has ridden in

                • #449055
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Wait, that’s right, roxas kept existing inside of his heart. Sum it to ventus and that’s three hearts, can sora triple wield?

                  • #449063
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    Roxas was not a natural keyblade wielder, because he wasn’t his own person
                    He was using Sora’s/Ven’s, just like how Xion stole his at first until he figured out to get the other
                    And then he just kind of got grandfathered in once he was made his own person, connected hearts are some bullshit

          • #449057
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I guess you’re suppose to surmise when Axel questioned "TWO?!" before you fought him that there’s some mystery behind how Roxas can use another Keyblade, but I always thought he was already able to but it was just his untapped potential. Though it’s been a long time, but when Sora and co are in the tower doesn’t Roxas’ room have the symbol with two Keyblades on the floor?
            Was that just an oversight by the writers or what?

            • #449065
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Oversight, or it just updates in real time like the living/dead status, since it’s not like there’s someone in there making sure and changing that in real time either

      • #449168
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This is still the only game that can consistently make me cry. And one of only like 3 games I have ever cried at.

    • #448805
      Anonymous
      Guest

    • #448806
      Anonymous
      Guest

      She has some really great music, but it’s a rabbit hole I kinda wish I hadn’t gone down.

    • #448807
      Anonymous
      Guest

      series would be way better without the disney half.
      I am correct and based.

      • #448808
        Anonymous
        Guest

        i havent played kh3 and in the middle of 1fm but it would have been cool if they focused on the organization and new original worlds
        the world that never was is so fucking cool

      • #448810
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Kingdom Hearts except you go through video game worlds instead of Disney ones
        Better?

        • #448818
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >touhou for gummi ship portion
          >verum rex
          >mario
          >hyrule
          what else would definitely make it? FE/Pokemans?

        • #448843
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Only if Donald and Goofy still follow you around. Games where Sora, Donald, and Goofy aren’t together just don’t feel like KH to me.

        • #448899
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Ok but what if Kingdom Hearts but Ganondorf leads the Heartless to invade all the Nintendo worlds or something

        • #448914
          Anonymous
          Guest

          This chad right here would be perfect for a videogame themed KH. Square owns him, he’s from a dead series so you can write him however you want and the joke potential would be amazing.

          >Watch it Sora or this is gonna end up looking worse then the time I got invited to that party at John Lasseter’s place.

      • #448845
        Anonymous
        Guest

        nomura agrees with you

      • #448907
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >KH is better without the Disney stuff!
        >Games get less and less Disney.
        >Each game get’s less and less worse.

        I really don’t understand you fagots at all. The entire point of KH is the mix of Disney and FF and you hate it for it’s core. You’re like vegans eating a meat lovers pizzas. Why don’t you just fucking play another game?

        • #448929
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Because the another game never came and I’m still so sad about it just like Nomura.

          nomura agrees with you

          You madlad. Have you read the Versus essay?

          • #448961
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >get exactly what you want.
            >It’s even worse.

            GEE I WONDER WHY

    • #448811
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Can somebody fill me in on what the Final Mixes are? I have played 1 and 2 vanilla when they came out.

      • #448821
        Anonymous
        Guest

        new difficulties (kh1 didnt have proud and kh2 didnt have critical), more enemies, weapons, bosses, balance changes (you learn for example block at other levels compared to original depending on your start), secret boss and a movie

      • #448836
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Additional content like bosses, weapons, and story.

    • #448814
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Didn´t the singer recently turn into a tranny or something?

    • #448815
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >all these memes and references to the first two games themes songs
      >not a single mention or allusion to the theme song from KH3
      >I literally can’t even remember the name or how it goes
      What went wrong?

    • #448816
      Anonymous
      Guest

      KH1 is the only good KH game, and if Sora had just strangled Daffy and gone after Rikku they could have resolved it in 10 minutes.

      • #448937
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >daffy

        Is BBS Crit supposed to be this easy?

        Yep. whoever was in charge of balancing was asleep at the wheel

        • #448939
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Donald? Idk man fuck him.

      • #448945
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It’s Donald melanoid

    • #448817
      Anonymous
      Guest

      No KH game has been able to capture the heart and soul of KH1

    • #448819
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Is BBS Crit supposed to be this easy?

    • #448820
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Beat it for the 1st time last night fuck thus cunts 2nd phase took me like 8 tries then you get to his last phase and he’s an absolute joke

      • #449038
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I remember last year when i played the series for the first time. I heard "SUBMIT!" every time i closed my eyes for 3 days straight. That light ball attack gave me PTSD

      • #449074
        Anonymous
        Guest

        SUBBBMITTTTTT

    • #448823
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I replayed 1 recently. Just as good as I remember but fuck the final boss was cancer. How many times can you have me fight the same enemies in a locked room before it gets old?

    • #448827
      Anonymous
      Guest

      God, 3 was such a disappointment.

      • #448830
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Yeah. 1 and 2’s formula don’t work very well when you have a decades worth of spinoff baggage to resolve. I liked the worlds for the most part but keyblade graveyard was the biggest clusterfuck I’ve seen in any game ever.

        • #448837
          Anonymous
          Guest

          The only spinoff that really sent the series to become the spiraling shit that is 3 was Dream Drop. It added so much bullshit for 3, that 3 itself suffered immensely.

    • #448829
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How does this song relate to a game about Disney characters?

    • #448832
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #448834
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Kringedom Sharts

    • #448840
      Anonymous
      Guest

      MY HEARTS A BATTLEGROUND

    • #448841
      Anonymous
      Guest

      are you singing a disney™ song?

      • #448844
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Fucking Frozen morons, Goo that godawful movie with the hideous dragon bombed hard.

      • #448884
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The mouse threatened to kill Nomura and everyone at Square Enix if they interfered with Frozen at all

        • #448931
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >tfw we could have had an Evil-Elsa boss fight
          That’s literally all anybody wanted. Instead we get Sora running back and forth across a bland, featureless world, only so he can stand around doing nothing while Larxene bitches at him about Elsa’s Grill Power over and over again.

    • #448842
      Anonymous
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    • #448846
      Anonymous
      Guest

      What’s with all the KH threads lately? Not complaining, just curious.

      Olette is still best girl.

      • #448847
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Sora was announced for smash earlier this week

    • #448848
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Gotdamn this intro is long I want to play as original fuck boy not this fuck boy

      • #448849
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The "intro" is one of my favorite parts of the game. It’s really comfy.

        • #448851
          Anonymous
          Guest

          it makes you wish 358 days was good

          • #448852
            Anonymous
            Guest

            it was, BITCH

            • #448855
              Anonymous
              Guest

              It was stinky like your bum

              • #449173
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Wrong

    • #448850
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >flip on my tv
      >"WHEN YOU WALK AWAY"
      >go out and buy CoM

      yep

    • #448856
      Anonymous
      Guest

      While I don’t keep up with the series anymore KH>CoM>KH2 was maybe the best trio of games I played as a child and it will always hold a special place in my heart.

      • #448860
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Based. Peak trilogy. Shame about the rest.

      • #448869
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Yeah, KH-CoM-KH2 just make a perfect trilogy. And KH2 just wraps everything up so nicely that even I generally enjoyed 3, I wish the story had not continued

    • #448862
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How are the PC ports?

      • #448864
        Anonymous
        Guest

        if you pirate it expect to have constant crashing and bugs but other then that they fixed a lot of it with patches

        • #449148
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I pirated it on launch day and never had any issue except 1 crash

    • #448867
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How the FUCK did they think that the Kh3 intro theme could compare to this? Fucking garbage skrillex cringestep it’s so fucking bad

    • #448873
      Anonymous
      Guest

      so should I play re-com or the original gba game

      • #448877
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The remake has cutscenes and voice acting. All the 3D models are from KH1 and 2. Mechanically, it’s the exact same game. The GBA version does have some amazing sprites, though.

    • #448880
      Anonymous
      Guest

      What the hell, is this real?

      • #448887
        Anonymous
        Guest

        If the whole Yozora thing is to be believed, the next logical step in KH4 is hopping to games, so these crazy pics may have some merit

        • #448957
          Anonymous
          Guest

          If that’s the case then don’t be surprised if we get worlds based off of full metal alchemist and dragon quest since it will be all square enix games. Actually that give me an idea. What if the next kingdom hearts game is just square properties and fox/marvel/Star Wars properties? So like a rated t kingdom hearts but with no Donald or goofy or anybody like that. Maybe have like Deadpool and kylo ren tagging along sora to the simpsons world and maybe like tomb raider/indiana Jones worlds.

        • #449016
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Not other games but Square Enix games in particular. I’d bet the reason they kept saying Sora was in the realm of "fiction" is because they thought "Fantasy" was too on the nose. Quadratum is Latin for "Square" which just closes the door on non-Square properties showing up if you ask me.

        • #449140
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Why Yozora?

    • #448891
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I have KH3, its been years since i played the first 2 games. Does KH3 have a recap, or do i need to watch youtube vids of the first 2 before understnading the story or nah?

      • #448895
        Anonymous
        Guest

        iirc it jumps right the fuck in, like it starts right where DDD stopped

        Based of Chain of memories Chad. That song and commercial as a kid captivated the fuck outa me. When I finally got the game I probably beat it like 50 times. Take me back lmao

        my head always popped up like a meerkat when the Square enix "ding" sounded, especially when I knew it was probably a KH commercial

      • #448935
        Anonymous
        Guest

        KH3 actually has recaps available in the menu

      • #448949
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >He still doesn’t realize that the spinoffs are all canon and by skipping BBS and DDD he will have no idea what is going on

        • #448953
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >this gay melanoid doesn’t know about recap videos

          I’m not playing a card game to get lord also the story makes no sense anyway

          • #448959
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >the story makes no sense anyway
            Point proven

            • #448974
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Prove how it makes sense then? You probably played the first game when you were 8. Kingdom hearts fans are the worst I like the game but you don’t have to create a cult around it.

              • #448978
                Anonymous
                Guest

                I played the entire series for the first time one year ago
                You’re just retarded

                • #448983
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  >oh you’re a kingdom hearts fan?
                  >Explain how the whole story makes sense then

                  It’s literally just Nomura mind wanking

                  This is kingdom hearts story
                  Darkness darkness darkness heartless friendship love nobody nobody darkness

                  Pic related is you btw

                  If you don’t explain it all in the next reply you aren’t a real fan and you lose

                  • #448985
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    You need to go back

                    • #448989
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      You just lost. Now hand over all your jinco jeans and mosher chains. And I will be taking all of your KH games and merchandise.

                      • #448991
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        I don’t own any of those things
                        You keep proving yourself more and more retarded with every post, it’s no wonder you can’t pay attention to a literal children’s series

                      • #448995
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        That makes you a child then get away from me child

                      • #448997
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Keep trying

                • #448987
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Me vs you

                  • #449001
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    It always blows me away when I have to explain the most basic shit from 3 to people, it’s like even people that pretend to care can’t help but shut their ADHD brains off whenever a character is speaking

                    • #449003
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      Explain the whole lore next reply go

                      • #449006
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Okay

                        Want me to do it again?

                      • #449009
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        So kingdom hearts is nothing hmmm interesting

                      • #449011
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        um kinkdom hearts is actually lit, sweaty

                      • #449025
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        In the beginning there was a bunch of jedi kids running around. Their master left the council but fed half-truths about the sith and return of the dark side before fucking off to live in George Lucas’s American Grafitti or Indy Jones world who knows. The jedi council went stir crazy and started a war against each other that killed everyone except the ones in special data bunker.
                        Date bunker gets corrupted and one of the jedi put in charge gets out and builds a city from the remains of the jedi war. Okay now replace jedi with keyblade wielder and thats KHUX the mobile game.
                        In the city new keyblade weilders train and learn. Not as big as it was back then though. Two of them are gay for each other but one goes light other goes dark. In their old age they both get apprentices. The light one gets a stupid himbo jock and a bored stacy for an apprentice, and the darkness old dude gets a kid from the past who is technically far older than him. Dark old man performs heart surgery on his time travelling apprentice and creates an emo kid and leaves his apprentice with heart problems. Later the dark old guy tricks his friends apprentice (the dumb strong one) into killing his master. The dark guy posseses the jocks body. Its fine, the jock just possesses his own armor with his anger a la Alphonse Elric. His heart-stunted apprentice kills his emo clone but causes him to go into a coma. Apprentice girl fights the old dark guy who is still inside her jock boyfriend and gives him amnesia, but she ends up falling into the literal physical manifestation of the dark side for a decade. Basically this whole old guy light guy and their apprentices is episode 3 so go watch that and you get the gist.
                        Amnesiac possessed jock gets a job in the sciences of heart surgery and loses his gains. Later betrays his teacher and performs heart removal surgery on his coworkers and himself.
                        Then we get to KH1 and thats when I say lore ends and plot starts.

                      • #449027
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >Replying seriously
                        lmao

                      • #449029
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >replying seriously
                        >go out of my way to generalize all the information to try and hide but also exaggerate how stupid the plot is
                        I did this for fun

                      • #449034
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Either way, nobody’s gonna read that shit
                        Nobody who thinks a story can’t make sense if you have to pay attention to it has the patience for paragraphs

                      • #449036
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        I read it

          • #448963
            Anonymous
            Guest

            BBS is literally an integral part of the story and DDD plays a big part as well. The story will obviously make no sense if you’re skipping them you fucking retard.

          • #448965
            Anonymous
            Guest

            He probably took it that you were only going to watch recap videos about 1 and 2. Which even if you never played them they’d somehow be the most skippable games after Re:coded.

          • #448968
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Anon i’m not saying you have to play them but the in game recap videos are not enough.
            You are going to have to watch the cutscenes for it to make sense, and that in itself is acknowledgement that these games are important to the story.
            You can’t just 1,2,3 this franchise, you’ll have to check the story for everything except coded out. Story makes sense, it just requires you to not skip

            • #448970
              Anonymous
              Guest

              what if I don’t care about the story and just want a game that plays good? Makes no sense to play the spinoffs then

              • #448972
                Anonymous
                Guest

                That’s entirely a completely fair point and one i honestly vouch for considering the quality of the post kh2 story and non kh3 gameplay but just don’t go complaining the story makes no sense when you skip parts of it.

              • #448976
                Anonymous
                Guest

                This is why I’m not playing the spin offs.

          • #448999
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >card game
            CoM?
            You don’t actually play a card game there, it’s just that your KH1 actions are tied to a deck of cards.

          • #449150
            Anonymous
            Guest

            CoM has some of the best gameplay in the series

    • #448893
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >love the living shit out of Nightmare Before Christmas.
      >No ones ever heard of it.
      >When I try to show it to most of my friends growing up they don’t pay attention and just call it dumb and gay.
      >KH gets announced.
      >Mother fucking Jack Skellington is in it.

      My entire family literally freaked the fuck out. I also still hold a burning grudge against all those fuckers who said NBC was dumb and now wank it off every halloween and christmas since Disney made it popular.

      • #448905
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >>love the living shit out of Nightmare Before Christmas.
        >>No ones ever heard of it.
        Lol wut? You live in Africa?

        • #448911
          Anonymous
          Guest

          NBC was not a hit when it originally came out. Disney thought it was too dark and through it to their paraent company Touchtone and had quite a few production problems since Burton was working on almost 3 other movies at the time. It barely broke even at the box office so Disney considered the movie a failure and ever did anything with it for years. It’s been a cult classic till the 2000s hit, or unsurpsingly when everyone finally got internet and both fans and Disney started to realize that the love for the movie was a lot bigger than that thought.

          • #449061
            Anonymous
            Guest

            How did Nightmare Before Christmas end up in KH1 anyway? Did Nomura get to pick the worlds? I knew he was a Tron fan and got that obscure film into 2.

    • #448916
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >sakurai couldn’t get this song in smash bros
      YOU HAD ONE JOB SAKURAI
      ONE FUCKING JOB

      • #448918
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Neither Disney nor Square Enix own simple and clean, that’s Utada and her publisher

        • #448920
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Listen, sakurai already bargained with the mouse
          If he can do that, what’s one more singer?
          No excuse.

          • #448922
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >what’s one more singer?
            She’s fucking insane

            • #448924
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Worse than dealing with fucking disney? I find that pretty hard to believe. What the fuck did she do?

              • #448926
                Anonymous
                Guest

                I don’t think you understand just how gnomish the recording industry is.

    • #448951
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Roxas is literally the CHAD version of Ventus

      Ventus was the crybaby version of Roxas, ergo that makes Sora a CHAD, but neither of them are as CHAD as Riku

      • #448955
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This sums up the story you saying a bunch of names and all I can hear is darkness darkness darkness when I just read that shit you posted kingdom hearts truly is magic maguffin the game

    • #449014
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #449018
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Look at Squall being happy. He doesn’t need a Riona, just a bro.

      • #449103
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Kino
        Also Roxas gained his own heart what you thinks gonna happen, he gonna go back to using one?

    • #449021
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #449032
      Anonymous
      Guest

      WHEN YOU WALK MY WAY
      YOU WILL HEAR ME SAY
      PLEEEEEAAASE OH
      RAAAAAPIIIST
      DO GO
      USED AND FILTHY IS THE WAY THAT YOURE
      MAKING ME FEEEEL TONIGHT

    • #449040
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You guys ready for the definitive release?

    • #449059
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Isn’t the woman who makes KH music a tranny now or something?

      • #449070
        Anonymous
        Guest

        No she just hates being referred to as ms. because she’s self conscious about being not married. Idiot americans thinks this means she identifies as non-binary when she just dislikes. that women are identified as being single or married while the male mr. has no marriage indicator. She’s thought about this more than the american journos trying to find representation with a japanese music star.

        • #449084
          Anonymous
          Guest

          So she’s finally realizing she’s a lonely hag and hates being reminded of the fact?

          • #449095
            Anonymous
            Guest

            basically yeah minus the hag. Still hotter than any of us will ever be. What doesn’t help with her straight cis status though is her song ‘make me want to be a man’. She wrote it after her relationship failed with a guy and how she wishes she understood what it was like to be a guy so that maybe their relationship didn’t end. But I imagine tons of idiots who look for things that aren’t there think it means that she’s trans

            • #449112
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >38 years old
              >Not a hag
              Stop posting Utada.
              Stop pretending your ovaries aren’t tingling.

        • #449097
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >self conscious about not being married
          I can fix that

          • #449102
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Are you prepared to have nomura following you around oozing contempt every waking moment

            • #449114
              Anonymous
              Guest

              An acceptable price

              thats the spirit

              Ya gotta do what ya gotta do

          • #449105
            Anonymous
            Guest

            thats the spirit

        • #449123
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >idiot americans thinks this means she identifies as non-binary
          cope
          she literally has said she is non-binary

        • #449125
          Anonymous
          Guest

          This shit falls appart the moment you remember she lived most of her life on new york
          lost in translation doesn’t apply here

        • #449129
          Anonymous
          Guest

          What is the Mr/Mrs/Ms title that being non-binary affords you?

          • #449131
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Mx or Mys(as in mystery)

    • #449067
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It pleases me that the majority of people seems to be acknowledging that KH1 was the best KH

      • #449076
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Yes, it’s okay that they are wrong, it’s okay to settle for worse if all you enjoy is the simple charm

        • #449078
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >t. kh2tranny

          • #449082
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Yes, I like video games, thank you

            • #449086
              Anonymous
              Guest

              You like shitty level design

              • #449093
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Level design is meaningless if the game itself is mid

                • #449100
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  And hallways are shit even if the game is good, no matter how much you screech you won’t change the fact that you are outmatched

      • #449080
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It was for me. I acknowledge it has the “worst” battle system of the numbered entries, but I liked the story the best (even though the autism of other games is fun) l, it has my favorite iteration of Sora, Kairi, and Riku, the Disney worlds and villains are well executed, and the atmosphere is incredible.

        • #449088
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >the Disney worlds and villains are well executed
          Not that the rest of the series provides a high bar, but ehhhhhh

          • #449110
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I mean at least the Villians were plot relevant and were aware of the grand scheme of things, and going to each world (which I relatively liked the design of) was vital to the plot (to seal the keyhole)

        • #449166
          Anonymous
          Guest

          https://youtube.com/watch?v=-upEauiSufc
          It was an incredibly well crafted and polished game despite being a shot in the dark at the time. Many games since have yet to sweat the details like KH1 did even titles within this series.

    • #449108
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I understand and agree kh2 has the best gameplay in the entire series but i will still always have 1 as my favorite simply because it’s just star wars by tetsuya nomura, accredited hardcore disney and final fantasy fan
      everything else leans a lot into anime which ruined the appeal for most that weren’t already into something as absurd as ff x disney
      if you’re some purist boomer you might actually love kh1 but hate the rest of the games

    • #449133
      Anonymous
      Guest

      So what’s gonna be announced on Kingdom Hearts’ 20th anniversary?

      • #449135
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The release date and pricing plan for KH cloud

      • #449136
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Verum Rex

      • #449138
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Roxas Struggle Bat vibrator for the ladies.

      • #449152
        Anonymous
        Guest

        a kingdom hearts Tamagotchi where you’re a Nobody raising your own heartless there will be story that is integral to the overall plot

    • #449142
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How can Lingering Will be topped, be honest now

    • #449144
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Kingdom Hearts is unironically the coolest video game series ever made.

    • #449146
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Ren riu ralk aray
      Riu don’t heal me say
      Preeass oh baby
      Don’t go
      Simprle N crean is the ray
      Dat ur Makin me feeer tonit
      It’s hard to let it go

    • #449153
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’M ALREADY HALF XEHANORT

    • #449164
      Anonymous
      Guest

      If Roxas came from the past in KH3 through heart time travel and Roxas rejoined with Sora in 2 if Sora did the unlocking thing he did in 1 again in 3 would it make a second Roxas

    • #449170
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >used to blast this shit on loop out of my windows 98 speakers and have autistic pretend anime fights in the kitchen with the windows wide open and got caught one time because people on the playground were watching me

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