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    • #400239
      Anonymous
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      Well, Ganker?

    • #400240
      Anonymous
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      I wish for a fully realized nintendo game with no limitations on ideas

      • #400242
        Anonymous
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        The whole thing comes out really half-baked as a result of the devs trying to focus on too many things at once.

        • #400244
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Thats not what fully realised means, dumbass.

      • #400261
        Anonymous
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        it’s a hamtaro game

        • #400394
          Anonymous
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          Doesn’t sound like a drawback

      • #400355
        Anonymous
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        Granted.
        After many years of constant failure, nintendo makes your dream game as a last ditch effort to save themselves.
        Unfortunately the company goes under before anyone outside of a few testers gets to play it.

    • #400241
      Anonymous
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      No way man. Last time I wished for all my favorite games from 2004 to get new entries and they’re all just remakes.

    • #400243
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Delete VT now

      • #400245
        Anonymous
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        Vtubers get posted way more here because they can arguably be considered ecelebs.

    • #400246
      Anonymous
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      A PERFECT FORM

    • #400247
      Anonymous
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      I wish that capcom come out and admit that DD2 is in development hell and cancels it.

      • #400249
        Anonymous
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        You soon hear about how good it was going to be from beta testers and wished you could play it.

        • #400250
          Anonymous
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          acceptable

    • #400248
      Anonymous
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      I already used up my wishes when I asked for revivals of Fire Emblem, BlazBlue, and Guilty Gear

    • #400251
      Anonymous
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      I wish videogames were good again.

      • #400253
        Anonymous
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        Video game market crashes and restarts with nothing but small talented developers self publishing
        video games are now prohibited in your country

        • #400316
          Anonymous
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          You know what? I’d take it. Can’t be worse then what we have now.

      • #400254
        Anonymous
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        Granted. A pandemic much worse than coof spreads through the world, so while devs make exceptional games to provide some form of escapism, trying to go outside is a living hell.

        • #400368
          Anonymous
          Guest

          …so whats the downside?

      • #400255
        Anonymous
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        Granted but you no longer have time to play them and are forced to hear about them second hand from friends

      • #400357
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Granted
        The definitions of the words good and bad are swapped

    • #400252
      Anonymous
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      I want a perfect stealth/horror game. Like alien isolation meets thief.

      • #400257
        Anonymous
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        Granted. It runs like hot tar, and it’s an Apple Arcade permanent exclusive.

    • #400256
      Anonymous
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      I wish Randy Pitchford was hired as the new head of Activision/Blizzard.

    • #400258
      Anonymous
      Guest

      *throws monkeys paw away* No

    • #400259
      Anonymous
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      I wish Sega would become a corporate subsidiary of Nintendo do that Nintendo would make a proper Sonic game filled with soul.

      • #400271
        Anonymous
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        Granted. However it is a """"""limited""""" digital release only and all of Sega’s other titles get thrown in Ninty’s closest like F-Zero did never to be seen again.

      • #400275
        Anonymous
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        Granted, but the game is marketed like shit and sells like shit forcing Nintendo to close the studio. The game becomes a cult classic and goes for half of a thousand on ebay. You never get to play it yourself.

    • #400260
      Anonymous
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      Bully 2 gets made.

      • #400371
        Anonymous
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        It’s a mobile free to play exclusive game

    • #400262
      Anonymous
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      I wish I didn’t have depression.

    • #400266
      Anonymous
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      […]

      even a game "without limitations" has to be about something dumbfuck

    • #400273
      Anonymous
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      Neural net ai advances and can create any kind of game you request.

    • #400274
      Anonymous
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      I wish Life is Strange is a yearly release FOREVER with plenty of foot content

    • #400276
      Anonymous
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      I want an official Fate Go Porn Game.
      You can fuck any girl you want.

      • #400281
        Anonymous
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        Do you live in Japan? The answer depends on that.

      • #400287
        Anonymous
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        Game releases with its main fetishes as Bestiality,
        NTR and SPH. You can only fuck them after pic related has left them fainted and gaping

    • #400277
      Anonymous
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      Give me dragonball-teir powers

      • #400284
        Anonymous
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        Granted, but you accidentally have a nice day trying to use them.

    • #400278
      Anonymous
      Guest

      […]

      I’m just as good with shoes as I am barefoot.

    • #400279
      Anonymous
      Guest

      DSP transition

      • #400282
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Granted. He tries to get pregnant, and his final words are "Wow, this doesn’t work? What a poorly made product!"

        • #400291
          Anonymous
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          Dilation? This so cheap, I just keep spinning but the hair and puss just doesn’t end.

      • #400286
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Granted, he turns into a man

    • #400280
      Anonymous
      Guest

      GPU market suddenly has a huge flood of surplus video cards. Anyone who wants one can pick any card they want, zero shortages at all. The monkey paw is prices go up another 35%..

    • #400283
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Capcom or Monosoft develops the next mainline Pokemon game.

      • #400288
        Anonymous
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        Granted, Capcom makes it a mobile exclusive to japan and china, and they flood it with gacha.

        • #400294
          Anonymous
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          TPC is already testing the waters for gacha and paying around the grind with Pokemon Unite.

          • #400297
            Anonymous
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            It’s a good thing I fucking hate ASSFAGGOTS or I’d be more disappointed.

      • #400290
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I wish a new Bloody Roar game.

        Granted, they turn out complete shit.

    • #400285
      Anonymous
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      I wish a new Bloody Roar game.

    • #400289
      Anonymous
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      […]

      he said no limitations on IDEAS specifically
      not that there is no limitation whatsoever to the game itself to be about a specific IP or topic
      fucking ESL dumbfucks I swear

    • #400292
      Anonymous
      Guest

      […]

      Buddy, you’ve just made my day

    • #400293
      Anonymous
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      I wish Nintendo would finally make a proper sequel to Mario World.

      • #400295
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Ahh fuck you.

      • #400300
        Anonymous
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        Granted but fuck you

      • #400305
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Poopsie doopsie

        • #400307
          Anonymous
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          I wish the next assassins creed game took place in the deep south in the 1800’s, with the twist being that you ended up being responsible for assassinating Abe Lincoln.

      • #400306
        Anonymous
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        fucker

      • #400333
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Fuck you

      • #400335
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Bitch

      • #400366
        Anonymous
        Guest

        fuck you

      • #400372
        Anonymous
        Guest

        cum

    • #400296
      Anonymous
      Guest

      i want rayman 4…

      • #400303
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Granted.
        The rabbids take center stage.

        • #400304
          Anonymous
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          You evil bastard…

    • #400298
      Anonymous
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      I wish for the whole video game industry to crash.

      • #400302
        Anonymous
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        Granted and the entire industry and developer goes bankrupt. Years go bye and nostalgia nerds pick the craze up again and videogames become popular again.

    • #400299
      Anonymous
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      ImageEpoch comes back and has infinite yakuza money

    • #400301
      Anonymous
      Guest

      SJ 2

      • #400318
        Anonymous
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        I would say granted, but it’s exclusive to a console you don’t have, except we all know that’s just the normal real version of an Atlus sequel.

    • #400308
      Anonymous
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      Legend of the Dragoon II

      • #400309
        Anonymous
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        Granted, it’s developed by Tencent.

        • #400311
          Anonymous
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          Aren’t they publishers?

    • #400310
      Anonymous
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      […]

      Dual Characters, nice

    • #400312
      Anonymous
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      I wish league of legends reverted back to season 1

    • #400313
      Anonymous
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      I wish the final smash character to be revealed would be Bubsy.

      • #400314
        Anonymous
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        He has a counter and a sword

        • #400315
          Anonymous
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          >Implying the salt wouldn’t be worth it.

    • #400317
      Anonymous
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      I want Capcom’s next fighting game to be Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.

      • #400319
        Anonymous
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        All gameplay is streamed without the user’s consent.

    • #400320
      Anonymous
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      I-I wish the 32X never existed!

      • #400321
        Anonymous
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        Granted, Sega released the Neptune instead.
        They became an even bigger laughing stock, and got bought out by 3DO.
        After ceasing to exist, their entire IP catalog (Sonic, Yakuza, Monkey Ball, etc.) have been bought out by EA.
        Atlus never finds an investor to save them from financial ruin, and we never get Persona 5.
        You got your wish, was it worth it?

    • #400322
      Anonymous
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      I wish for the holding company behind EA to collapse financially, forcing them to sell assets.

      • #400323
        Anonymous
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        Granted, their entire catalog has been bought out by Tencent.

        • #400326
          Anonymous
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          Fuck yeah! Flawless victory!

    • #400324
      Anonymous
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      I wish for prototype 3. You can’t fuck this up.

      • #400329
        Anonymous
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        Prototype 3: A Netflix original

        • #400330
          Anonymous
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          Granted but it’s woke beyond belief

        • #400336
          Anonymous
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          I didn’t think you could ruin it, but you did. You win and fuck you for winning.

    • #400325
      Anonymous
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      >wish for a shota
      >get a tomboy loli
      Big brain plays

      • #400356
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >wish for a shota
        Granted.
        But then the child’s parents find you and kill you/beat you into a bloody pulp for kidnapping their son.

    • #400327
      Anonymous
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      I wish Kojima actually gave MGSV closure. It’s been 6 years already, Konami….

    • #400328
      Anonymous
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      For ff7R to have been made more similarly to the original

    • #400331
      Anonymous
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      I wish Twitter died

      • #400332
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Following niche Japanese artists gets harder.

      • #400338
        Anonymous
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        They go back to tumblr. The cancer still persists and the only casualties are hentai artists and furfags.

        • #400348
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Furfag casualties
          And that’s a good thing

    • #400334
      Anonymous
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      I wish dwarf fortress was more popular

      • #400339
        Anonymous
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        Granted, it’s been dumbed-down beyond belief to appeal to a wider audience

    • #400337
      Anonymous
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      I wish for my computer to actually fucking work.

      • #400358
        Anonymous
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        Granted.
        Your computer is now only useful for work

        • #400395
          Anonymous
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          It actually started working. What now bros??

    • #400340
      Anonymous
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      I wish bugs were the size of horses

    • #400341
      Anonymous
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      I wish for a Kid Icarus Uprising sequel.

      • #400354
        Anonymous
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        The game requires that you insert your wrists into a machine that will slowly crush your bones into dust if you play it for more than two hours a week.

    • #400342
      Anonymous
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      Give me infinite amount of US dollars so I can build my own gaming developer/publisher company.

      • #400343
        Anonymous
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        Granted, the US currency is destroyed by your wish, plunging the world into financial ruin.

    • #400344
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Nigga gaiden 4 but no more bayonetta, DMC, and No more heroes games.

    • #400345
      Anonymous
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      I wish all of china to be region locked/banned from playing anything released outside their country

      • #400361
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Granted
        Unfortunately through some extreme legal shenaniganry, you are technically in china.
        Have fun playing shitty gachas for the rest of your life.

    • #400346
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I wish to be a cute shota

      • #400347
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Your beloved nee-san is forced to watch as you get mercilessly railed by fat old men.

    • #400349
      Anonymous
      Guest

      This is how I feel about:
      Bannerlord
      HL: Alyx
      TLOU2
      Sma5h:U, DLC fighters roster
      Cyberpunk
      Dirt5
      DS remaster
      DoW3
      Shenmue 3
      Metroid2 remake
      Just a half a decade of disappointments
      EXCEPT RTYPE FINAL 2 HAHAAAAAA
      YESSSSSSSSS

    • #400350
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I want a new Legacy of Kain game that’s actually good and everybody loves it

      • #400351
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It’s PS5 exclusive.

    • #400353
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Dwarf Fortress goes open source and receives regular updates from a team of dedicated and skilled individuals after a total rewrite of the game into an engine that does not suck
      >Future updates are locked behind $20 DLCs that are 50% fluff and often just make the game simpler/easier

    • #400359
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Destroy the chinese gaming market entirely.

    • #400360
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I wish for Tails in the next Smash Bros.

      • #400364
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Granted
        Cosmetic tails are added to smash

        Destroy the chinese gaming market entirely.

        Granted
        China makes a new "law" forbidding gaming entirely causing every chinese game dev to flee their country.
        Unfortunately for you, they start plaguing your favorite game companies and ruining your favorite games. Make way for the next gaming crash

        • #400365
          Anonymous
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          Another gaming crash would be incredible. The second games stop being profitable is the second people start making them out of passion again.

          • #400367
            Anonymous
            Guest

            based

          • #400369
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Do you think the monkey’s paw would be so generous as to let that happen?

    • #400362
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I want spore but good!

    • #400363
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I WISH FOR A FIGHTERS PASS 3
      FIRST CHARACTER IS GOOMBARIO

    • #400370
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I wish there was an RTS made by western devs but with japanese monster designs

      • #400382
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Granted:
        Its a crappy tie in game to a new godzilla film by Legendary and its some phone game.

    • #400373
      Anonymous
      Guest

      good star wars game

      • #400379
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Granted, its just a remake of Star Wars Movie Duels.

    • #400374
      Anonymous
      Guest

      […]

      Kek

    • #400375
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Friday Night Funkin week 8 actually comes the fuck out

    • #400377
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I want every main character to be in a fur suit

    • #400380
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I wish for another video game board

      • #400383
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Granted. You can only post SJW games

      • #400384
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Granted
        Nobody follows rules anyway so they’ll continue to post here instead of the new containment board

    • #400381
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I wish video game money was transferable into the real life

    • #400385
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’ve already been monkey paw’d on Kingdom Hearts on Switch, I need a break for a few months.

      • #400386
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Granted. But you break a bone

        • #400391
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >literally tripped a few minutes reading this post
          ANOOOOOOOON

    • #400387
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I wish I was Japanese.

    • #400388
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I wish Big Black Cocks dissappear from the planet.

      • #400389
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Granted.
        A large chicken heist is committed with chickens stolen across the world, but all are subsequently destroyed in a freak accident that caused the trucks containing the stolen chickens to spontaneously combust.
        Chicken prices go up to absurd levels and blacks start chimping out on unheard levels since every fried chicken joint closed down.

      • #400392
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Granted but all of asians now suddenly have big cocks

    • #400390
      Anonymous
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      Chat moderating is removed from all online games.

      • #400393
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Granted but now every time you say a forbidden word a bot tells you its bad to say that with a massive paragraph

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