What are YOU doing to fight the Batarian Menace?

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    • #383898
      Anonymous
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      What are YOU doing to fight the Batarian Menace?

    • #383899
      Anonymous
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      I’m working on a PROJECT

      • #383904
        Anonymous
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        What kind of PROJECT? A steroid to help human males compete?

        Batarians are KOS. Even the children.

        But what about the big, massive fleets they command?

        • #383925
          Anonymous
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          >But what about the big, massive fleets they command?

          I have plot armor

          • #383929
            Anonymous
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            Oh no! The Batarians are drilling us with their long, hot, penetrating lasers! Our armor is disintegrating!

            • #383930
              Anonymous
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              I-I throbbed…

    • #383900
      Anonymous
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      Batarians are KOS. Even the children.

    • #383901
      Anonymous
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      Today I will remind them.

      • #383902
        Anonymous
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        Half of those who chose femshep were men

        • #383948
          Anonymous
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          You mean all
          >women playing Mass Effect

          • #383955
            Anonymous
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            My wife has the platinum in all three games and she’s a woman (not a "woman").

      • #383903
        Anonymous
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        I don’t see how that helps at all

    • #383905
      Anonymous
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    • #383906
      Anonymous
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      Pathetic Humans!

      • #383908
        Anonymous
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        • #383910
          Anonymous
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          You humans are a blight! All your women are belong to us!

          • #383920
            Anonymous
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            This one is going to Enkindle your mother.

            • #383922
              Anonymous
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              Hey if my mother is into tentacles that’s her business, man.

              • #383923
                Anonymous
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                >t. drell

          • #383972
            Anonymous
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            >you just know

    • #383907
      Anonymous
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      Banging the batarian whores to breed the batarian out of them

    • #383909
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    • #383911
      Anonymous
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      Fuck Batarians. Fuck the Hegemony. Fuck Aratoht.

      • #383912
        Anonymous
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        Yes, the human women are doing much of this

    • #383913
      Anonymous
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      >You can fight like a Krogan, run like a leopard
      >But you’ll never be better than Commander Shepard

    • #383914
      Anonymous
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      Today I will remind them

      • #383916
        Anonymous
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        >Warp toward them, knock them on their ass, unload my shotgun into their face
        Nothing personnel kid

      • #383918
        Anonymous
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        Was Maruder Shields some relative of Brook Shields or was this just coincidence?

      • #383921
        Anonymous
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        Thanks for reminding me that even in 2012 Plebbit was stealing Ganker memes.

      • #383932
        Anonymous
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        https://youtu.be/467pmIX-oZo

        It’s been a while

        • #383953
          Anonymous
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          i laughed more than i should have

    • #383915
      Anonymous
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      I played through the legendary collection and blew through it in about a month. This series is so unique and special and I’m really sad we’re not going to get something like it again. It’s impossible in the current climate games are in. Haven’t played Andromeda yet, never will.

      • #383917
        Anonymous
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        Andromeda really isn’t THAT bad, just mediocre. It’s not going to make you dislike the series any more than the ME3 ending which you were apparently just fine with.

        • #383924
          Anonymous
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          I didn’t really care for the ending, no. I got the ending where I kinda stayed neutral and didn’t choose anything because they all sounded like shit. Don’t know why they couldn’t have just written an ending where the reapers all died and that was that, which I think is what everyone would have wanted. All the endings seem kinda off.

          But the characters, humor, lore, story, and gameplay made up for it. Those missions where you plan a house party and have to fight your evil clone were actually some of the best things I’ve ever seen. I’d also never played a game where your choices mattered that much and your progress and decisions and character carried through the sequels, it was really cool and was a huge draw in for me. I’ll definitely go back and replay it all and do a straight renegade run and just be the ultimate piece of shit to see what happens.

        • #383957
          Anonymous
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          >Andromeda really isn’t THAT bad
          it really is though

      • #383919
        Anonymous
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        Dragon Age might give you a similar experience, Witcher less of it but there’s good stuff as well.
        ME is still king, though.

      • #383938
        Anonymous
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        If anything, the goal of Andromeda is to kill enough aliens until your presumably hot asian sister wakes up.

      • #383956
        Anonymous
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        >Haven’t played Andromeda yet, never will.
        Based, it’s shit.

        Andromeda really isn’t THAT bad, just mediocre. It’s not going to make you dislike the series any more than the ME3 ending which you were apparently just fine with.

        Andromeda has poorly written characters and a really boring open world.

    • #383926
      Anonymous
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      Asari commandos in skintight armors

      • #383927
        Anonymous
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        BASED

      • #383936
        Anonymous
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        >Shiala in commando leathers
        based and greenpilled

    • #383928
      Anonymous
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      i literally just played the quest on the citadel where you meet the survivor from Mindoir. the description of how they enslave via brain implants basically removed any possible sympathy for these peices of shit bioware could possibly put up. listening to that Battarian bitch about injustice in Bring Down the Sky along with their lieutenant trying to get off the asteroid by claiming "we were just taking a few slaves" turned me into a space racist

    • #383931
      Anonymous
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      I hate quarian more.

      • #383933
        Anonymous
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        /thread
        boil them in their suits like youd boil lobsters in their shell
        only good suit rats are the volus. L’chaim my dudes

    • #383934
      Anonymous
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      i can’t believe i paid 60$ to have keith david as my father, what a deal

    • #383935
      Anonymous
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      Wipe out all batarian, quarian, hanar, krogan, volus and asari.

      • #383937
        Anonymous
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        Swap Hanar for Salarians, and add Turians.

    • #383939
      Anonymous
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      >no batarian bull

      • #383940
        Anonymous
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        >no batarian

    • #383941
      Anonymous
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      I’d eat her chicken vindaloo if you know what I mean

      • #383942
        Anonymous
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        BEST ME3 only romance

        • #383943
          Anonymous
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          shame she is a dyke tho

          • #383944
            Anonymous
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            Not a problem for me since I never play as maleshep

          • #383945
            Anonymous
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            Maleshep already gets all of the good romances while femshep gets all the handmedowns so you fuck right off with that shit

            • #383946
              Anonymous
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              >Maleshep already gets all of the good romances
              >Liara
              >Garrus
              >Traynor

              • #383949
                Anonymous
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                >Ashley
                >Miranda
                >Jack
                >fucking Tali
                >Gets Kaidan on top of Steve for gay options but femshep doesn’t get Ashley or someone else. Not that those are great but it shows the double standard
                Also who wants to fuck a bird?

                • #383950
                  Anonymous
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                  >it shows the double standard
                  It doesn’t show my headcanon threesome with Shiala and Gianna though

                • #383951
                  Anonymous
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                  >Ashley
                  >soldier chick that gets entirely ruined in 3 by getting turned into a fucking bimbo
                  >Miranda
                  >hardly in 3
                  >Jack
                  >hardly in 3
                  >fucking Tali
                  >lol
                  >Also who wants to fuck a bird?
                  People who want good romances, bud. Wouldn’t expect a maleshep player to understand that though.

                  • #383952
                    Anonymous
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                    I’ve played both. Last time I played femshep I romanced ThaneHe was nice enough to die so I could go for Traynor right after

                    • #383954
                      Anonymous
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                      >spoiler
                      based

          • #383947
            Anonymous
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            No problemo

    • #383966
      Anonymous
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      >Ah yes, "quality posts". We dismissed that claim

      • #383971
        Anonymous
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        >Ah yes, "video games".

    • #383968
      Anonymous
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      >tranny posting
      You fucks are obsessed. Change the record

    • #383969
      Anonymous
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      Feel free to change your shitposting topic any time. It’s in the "eyeroll and big sigh" tier. Been a good while.

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    • #383973
      Anonymous
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      I’ve killed thousands of Batararians, personally

    • #383974
      Anonymous
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