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What are YOU doing to fight the Batarian Menace?
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I’m working on a PROJECT
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What kind of PROJECT? A steroid to help human males compete?
But what about the big, massive fleets they command?
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>But what about the big, massive fleets they command?
I have plot armor
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Oh no! The Batarians are drilling us with their long, hot, penetrating lasers! Our armor is disintegrating!
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I-I throbbed…
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Batarians are KOS. Even the children.
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Today I will remind them.
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Half of those who chose femshep were men
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You mean all
>women playing Mass Effect-
My wife has the platinum in all three games and she’s a woman (not a "woman").
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I don’t see how that helps at all
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Pathetic Humans!
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This one is going to Enkindle your mother.
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Hey if my mother is into tentacles that’s her business, man.
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>t. drell
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>you just know
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Banging the batarian whores to breed the batarian out of them
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Fuck Batarians. Fuck the Hegemony. Fuck Aratoht.
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Yes, the human women are doing much of this
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>You can fight like a Krogan, run like a leopard
>But you’ll never be better than Commander Shepard -
Today I will remind them
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>Warp toward them, knock them on their ass, unload my shotgun into their face
Nothing personnel kid -
Was Maruder Shields some relative of Brook Shields or was this just coincidence?
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Thanks for reminding me that even in 2012 Plebbit was stealing Ganker memes.
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It’s been a while
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i laughed more than i should have
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I played through the legendary collection and blew through it in about a month. This series is so unique and special and I’m really sad we’re not going to get something like it again. It’s impossible in the current climate games are in. Haven’t played Andromeda yet, never will.
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Andromeda really isn’t THAT bad, just mediocre. It’s not going to make you dislike the series any more than the ME3 ending which you were apparently just fine with.
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I didn’t really care for the ending, no. I got the ending where I kinda stayed neutral and didn’t choose anything because they all sounded like shit. Don’t know why they couldn’t have just written an ending where the reapers all died and that was that, which I think is what everyone would have wanted. All the endings seem kinda off.
But the characters, humor, lore, story, and gameplay made up for it. Those missions where you plan a house party and have to fight your evil clone were actually some of the best things I’ve ever seen. I’d also never played a game where your choices mattered that much and your progress and decisions and character carried through the sequels, it was really cool and was a huge draw in for me. I’ll definitely go back and replay it all and do a straight renegade run and just be the ultimate piece of shit to see what happens.
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>Andromeda really isn’t THAT bad
it really is though
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Dragon Age might give you a similar experience, Witcher less of it but there’s good stuff as well.
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If anything, the goal of Andromeda is to kill enough aliens until your presumably hot asian sister wakes up.
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>Haven’t played Andromeda yet, never will.
Based, it’s shit.Andromeda has poorly written characters and a really boring open world.
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It’s hardly the dumpster fire memes make it out to be. Just completely unremarkable and boring.
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Asari commandos in skintight armors
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BASED
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>Shiala in commando leathers
based and greenpilled
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i literally just played the quest on the citadel where you meet the survivor from Mindoir. the description of how they enslave via brain implants basically removed any possible sympathy for these peices of shit bioware could possibly put up. listening to that Battarian bitch about injustice in Bring Down the Sky along with their lieutenant trying to get off the asteroid by claiming "we were just taking a few slaves" turned me into a space racist
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I hate quarian more.
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boil them in their suits like youd boil lobsters in their shell
only good suit rats are the volus. L’chaim my dudes
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i can’t believe i paid 60$ to have keith david as my father, what a deal
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Wipe out all batarian, quarian, hanar, krogan, volus and asari.
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Swap Hanar for Salarians, and add Turians.
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>no batarian bull
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>no batarian
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I’d eat her chicken vindaloo if you know what I mean
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BEST ME3 only romance
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shame she is a dyke tho
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Not a problem for me since I never play as maleshep
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Tranny.
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>one joke
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>joke
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True, your obsession with trans people is probably a mental illness at this point.
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>people
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Yes, trans people.
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>people
more like freaks lmaoTrue, your obsession with trans people is probably a mental illness at this point.
You would know all about being mentally ill, wouldn’t you tranny?
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you will never be a real woman
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Maleshep already gets all of the good romances while femshep gets all the handmedowns so you fuck right off with that shit
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>Maleshep already gets all of the good romances
>Liara
>Garrus
>Traynor-
>Ashley
>Miranda
>Jack
>fucking Tali
>Gets Kaidan on top of Steve for gay options but femshep doesn’t get Ashley or someone else. Not that those are great but it shows the double standard
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>it shows the double standard
It doesn’t show my headcanon threesome with Shiala and Gianna though -
>Ashley
>soldier chick that gets entirely ruined in 3 by getting turned into a fucking bimbo
>Miranda
>hardly in 3
>Jack
>hardly in 3
>fucking Tali
>lol
>Also who wants to fuck a bird?
People who want good romances, bud. Wouldn’t expect a maleshep player to understand that though.-
I’ve played both. Last time I played femshep I romanced ThaneHe was nice enough to die so I could go for Traynor right after
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>spoiler
based
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No problemo
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>Ah yes, "quality posts". We dismissed that claim
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>Ah yes, "video games".
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>tranny posting
You fucks are obsessed. Change the record -
Feel free to change your shitposting topic any time. It’s in the "eyeroll and big sigh" tier. Been a good while.
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I’ve killed thousands of Batararians, personally
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