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    • #388815
      Anonymous
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      What did they mean by this?

    • #388816
      Anonymous
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      >turtle rock makes left 4 dead with help from valve
      >it’s one of the best games of all time
      >turtle rock makes evolve on their own
      >it’s shit
      >turtle rock makes back 4 blood on their own
      >it’s shit
      Really makes you :think:

      • #388820
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >he who injects soul

      • #388857
        Anonymous
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        Turns out Valve was the real brains behind Left 4 Dead.

        https://youtu.be/ewj1eD1l1mo

        Turtle Rock basically took all of the shit Valve made them remove from Left 4 Dead to make it playable and added it to Back 4 Blood, on top of a bunch of other nonsense gameplay choices that make it unplayable.

        • #388860
          Anonymous
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          Really make you realize how shit TRS was as a studio when EVERY GAME since leaving valve has had:

          >insane $100 "Deluxe" bundles
          >hardcore anti-piracy measures
          >no dedicated server options
          >no modding capability

          Fuck even their PR team is worse than valves

    • #388817
      Anonymous
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      Uhhh… KFC Gamerbros…

      • #388818
        Anonymous
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        >corpo wars

      • #388824
        Anonymous
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        Why is the bug game speaking like a melanoid?

        • #388834
          Anonymous
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          That’s just American English

        • #388837
          Anonymous
          Guest

          its called Nigglish, short for american english

          • #388840
            Anonymous
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            the fuck is groundeD?

            • #388843
              Anonymous
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              Honey I Shrunk the Kids, the game basically.
              It’s being made by one of the teams at Obsidian.
              I find the kids fucking annoying though.

              • #388845
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Does hoops get any cute and funny cosmetics?

                • #388846
                  Anonymous
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                  Not as far as I know, they all start wearing bug armor 10 minutes into the game.

              • #388849
                Anonymous
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                >downloaded the games 1st demo
                >greeted with blm terrorist simpathizer message
                >delete demo

              • #388882
                Anonymous
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                Does hoops get any cute and funny cosmetics?

                Not as far as I know, they all start wearing bug armor 10 minutes into the game.

                >downloaded the games 1st demo
                >greeted with blm terrorist simpathizer message
                >delete demo

                desu, i found it kind of shit
                because virtually every resource, other than the shittest of the shit, if found in literally 1 location, the entire game is "just have the wiki open"

      • #388847
        Anonymous
        Guest

        what did they do to popeye chicken sandwich

        • #388853
          Anonymous
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          >popeyes makes a worse version of chick-fil-a chicken sandwich
          >kfc makes a worse version of popeyes sandwich

        • #388855
          Anonymous
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          Replaced it with the same sandwich every other place offers because it’s cheaper.

        • #388856
          Anonymous
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          Popeyes made a chicken sandwich that was supposed to be the Chik-fil-a chicken sandwich killer.
          Popeyes was pretty good admittedly, but still had garbage ass service and ran out of food like two weeks in.

          So then like a month later everybody forgot about it and popeyes still fucking sucks.

      • #388848
        Anonymous
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        >how to get people to talk about kfc like it’s relevant
        got em

      • #388851
        Anonymous
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    • #388819
      Anonymous
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      Doesn’t b4b have microtransactions and or pay to win? The only mtx I support are for booba.

      • #388821
        Anonymous
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        It’s gonna have cosmetic MTX and content has been sectioned off for season pass goyim.

      • #388823
        Anonymous
        Guest

        yes

    • #388822
      Anonymous
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      >oh look it’s my favorite :brand: posting on twitter

    • #388825
      Anonymous
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      […]

      >At least Back 4 Blood wasn’t made by known scammers who commit false advertising and fraud.
      Evolve 😐

    • #388826
      Anonymous
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      […]

      >At least Back 4 Blood wasn’t made by known scammers who commit false advertising and fraud.
      >Evolve

    • #388827
      Anonymous
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      […]

      >At least Back 4 Blood wasn’t made by known scammers who commit false advertising and fraud.
      bruh… EVOLVE

    • #388828
      Anonymous
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      Don’t give (yous) to the copy paste Artifact autist.

      • #388833
        Anonymous
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        Don’t tell me what to do

      • #388836
        Anonymous
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        it’s a bot
        valve is so great

    • #388829
      Anonymous
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      the artifag is here

    • #388830
      Anonymous
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      […]

      at what point will they implement just auto purging/banning phrases

    • #388831
      Anonymous
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      >KFC
      >based
      Pick two. Also fuck Turtle Rock Studio, fuck Goldstein, and fuck B4B. Play L4D and WWZ instead.

      • #388835
        Anonymous
        Guest

        If you have Gamepass you can literally have B4B, WWZ for free and L4D is like $3 now.

        Just enjoy your zombie shooters, bros.

        I’d rather the genre not die out in 2009.

        • #388838
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >for free
          Holy shit could you microshills shut up just for a single second?

          • #388859
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >pay $10 a month for game pass
            >play more than 10 games in a month
            Might as well be free.

            • #388871
              Anonymous
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              Or just pirate all games and then they’re actually free.

              • #388874
                Anonymous
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                >pirating
                >in 2021
                >Stealing publishers money because you think your an edgy argh argh pirate from the 00’s
                >cringefag
                >"Lol just pirate it" Get viruses

                Imagine thinking you should just revoke the devs hard work because you don’t want to play a game. I hope you enjoy pirating the game and knowing that someone somewhere is DYING OF HUNGER because of it. Filthy fucking pirate. I hate you and hope you, your family, and cousins all get cancer. You have no idea about the amount of blood sweat and tears go into making a game, the amount of overtime that devs need to work in order to make sure a game ships out on time (or recieve death threats from Ganker). Do you feel good about it? fucking loser? You have no idea how quick interpol will sieze your shit and make you pay for taking another doller from the devs. mark my fucking words. You’re done.

                • #388876
                  Anonymous
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                  Is this pasta?

              • #388877
                Anonymous
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                the game WILL NOT work if there’s no online

                • #388878
                  Anonymous
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                  TRS during Beta and Alpha: "We’re looking into ways we could support"
                  >Offline
                  >Mods
                  >Dev console
                  >Dedicated servers
                  >Offline support
                  >Single player campaigns

                  ADD ANOTHER TO THE LIST

                  • #388879
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    >we’ll look into these
                    >6 months later
                    >not even the slightest hint of any of those being worked on
                    i hate corpo speak so much

          • #388862
            Anonymous
            Guest

            You tell them Sony bro! Who wants to have a constant flow of new games for a low monthly price? Not us… Real gaming is replaying a cinematic movie style game, again.

        • #388863
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Gamepass is literally subscribing to a Direct to DVD service. It’s for shit thats either old or shit on release that the devs and publishers want to move ASAP.

          • #388865
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Great. I’d rather pay 10 bucks a month and play a few titles than waste $60 on any of these games. There isn’t a single game made in the past 10 years that’s worth the launch price.

          • #388866
            Anonymous
            Guest

            every now and again you get a treat. i had this wishlisted on steam. out in like 6 hours or so

            • #388881
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Is it really out? Damn, wasn’t keeping track of it, liked x-morph a lot.

              • #388883
                Anonymous
                Guest

                in like 4 hours.

          • #388868
            Anonymous
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            Yeah anon it’s not like older games still cost money or anything you fuckin retard

            • #388870
              Anonymous
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              Anon, don’t you think you would already have the good old shit by now? Or you still sleeping on GTAV until it hits gamepass. Fucking schizo

          • #388869
            Anonymous
            Guest

            No shade meant at gamepass, you do you. It’s just a modern Direct to DVD service.

            Great. I’d rather pay 10 bucks a month and play a few titles than waste $60 on any of these games. There isn’t a single game made in the past 10 years that’s worth the launch price.

            Exactly, sometimes you get good shit. most times it’s either old or garbage ware like B4B

    • #388832
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >FROM THE CREATORS OF LEFT4DEAD

    • #388839
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >friend and I are playing
      >we both recognize it’s not fun
      >but he won’t want to admit it and just says "hurr they’ll patch it later"

      • #388841
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Funny because we’re both played it and both agreed that game sucks.
        Be more honest with your friends, anon.

        • #388842
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >because we’re both played it

          • #388844
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Maybe it was with that anon, who knows?

    • #388852
      Anonymous
      Guest

      silence brand
      this is just an ad campaign, including this thread

    • #388854
      Anonymous
      Guest

      games have peaked
      we’re reaching diminishing returns and the point where they have to go after the 1-2% lgbt+/sjw market share due to market saturation

    • #388858
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >"FROM THE CURATORS OF L4D!!"
      >"STUDIO THAT BROUGHT YOU L4D"
      >"HEY GUYS WE MADE LEFT 4 DEAD!!! REMEMBER"

      also TRS
      >"P-please Anon. don’t compare B4B to L4D"

      • #388861
        Anonymous
        Guest

        What about evolve?
        >"Hmm whats that you said?"
        >"Evolve?"
        >"Yeah we really evolved from our last great game that we made left 4 dead haha yeah!"

        • #388867
          Anonymous
          Guest

          What about Evolve: stage 2?
          > "Evolve: Stage 2?"
          >"Hmmmm"
          >"Yeah, you can say that we really could Evolve our new game Back 4 blood with a stage 2… with all new characters, cards, and maps if you get a deluxe season pass"

    • #388864
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Dunno what all the shitflinging is over. Just played it on gamepass and it’s just a slicker L4D, pretty fun provided they don’t have some mtx fuckery with the cards you have to use to beat a campaign

    • #388872
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >cheap copy
      But Back4Bullshit is overpriced.
      The fuck are they on about the god damn fucking retarded idiots?
      Piece of shit has broken PVP with the instakill grenade from the overpowered upgrade card, which retarded devs haven’t still fixed after 2 fucking months of it being reported over and over again.
      Piece of shit has worthless melee class that needs major balancing and improvement.
      Piece of shit forces an entire team out of a game in PVP if anyone leaves for whatever reason, and has no on-the-go matchmaking.
      With only PVE being somewhat worth a shit, it’s at best worth $20.

      • #388875
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >B4B has PVP issues
        >TRS never was able to balance Evolve or Stage 2 correctly, even until it was shut off.

        They have never been able to balance shit, what made you think this would be different. B4b will never be balanced and it will ultimately be shut down

    • #388873
      Anonymous
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      That "food" is better than games.

    • #388880
      Anonymous
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      wouldn’t it be funny if valve made l4d2 free again just to ruin their launch

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