What is your opinion about these 3 mobs, which one do you think would be the most useful?

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    • #433248
      Anonymous
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      What is your opinion about these 3 mobs, which one do you think would be the most useful?

    • #433249
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I have no idea what the FUCK you are talking about ladies, back off.

      • #433253
        Anonymous
        Guest

        None, I can do everything by myself

        they just want to help you.

        • #433256
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I guess I’ll take the plant thing

        • #433292
          Anonymous
          Guest

          fuck off whore I dont need to be tempeted buy demons made flesh for I am pious and vertious knight who dose not need to induldge the wordly temptations of the flesh

          • #433294
            Anonymous
            Guest

            building churches in survival mode is extremely based.

            • #433295
              Anonymous
              Guest

              at this point why not just play valheim? it’s got about as much content as minecraft

        • #433312
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Just being able to bully the chibi glare sounds fun.

    • #433250
      Anonymous
      Guest

      None, I can do everything by myself

    • #433251
      Anonymous
      Guest

      copper golem

    • #433252
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Copper Golem on the grounds it adds Copper Buttons.
      Glare is F3 in mob form, Allay is a wide-area Hopper, and Copper Golem is a chicken and some pressure plates.

    • #433254
      Anonymous
      Guest

      sex?

    • #433255
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I want the copper one so I have something to actually use copper for.

    • #433257
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I think zoomers need to stop turning cute innocuous things into cartoonized pocket pussies. You already have real women, anime women, lolis, anime lolis, and now you want to stick your dick in the mouth of a literal floating bush.

      We need to stop.

      • #433258
        Anonymous
        Guest

        No, no no no no.
        We haven’t even BEGUN

      • #433259
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >and now you want to stick your dick in the mouth of a literal floating bush.
        yes

        • #433261
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Cringe

        • #433270
          Anonymous
          Guest

          this is just some bimbo wearing green. what does it have to do with the mob?

          • #433287
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >tell me your low t. without telling me your low t.

            • #433288
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Why do I imagine a guy with recessed chin, glasses, and greasy hair when reading this?

              • #433290
                Anonymous
                Guest

                relection in your monitor, try turning the brightness up

            • #433317
              Anonymous
              Guest

              they could’ve made the hottest, huge titty sweaty bush woman but instead they made a lame druid

        • #433315
          Anonymous
          Guest

          This is hot and all, but is a 0/10 in the rule 34 department. Barely resembles the original thing.

        • #433326
          Anonymous
          Guest

          That’s at least done up as a woman, anon was more complaining about them being done up as onaholes

      • #433262
        Anonymous
        Guest

        we’ve been doing it a lot longer than since you started coming here, and we’ll keep doing it well after you’re gone, hopefully sooner rather than later

        • #433263
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Buddy, I know you’ve been fapping to weird shit since you were a boy. What I’m saying is you gotta stop. Wanting to fuck a plant isn’t healthy.

          • #433265
            Anonymous
            Guest

            You know if you put your hear up to this post you just might be able to hear the sound of somebody asking.

            • #433304
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Holy shit it worked

            • #433331
              Anonymous
              Guest

              I asked, coombrain cunt.

          • #433305
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >Wanting to fuck a plant isn’t healthy.
            but i thought veganism was supposed to be healthy

          • #433332
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >Wanting to fuck a plant isn’t healthy.

            • #433333
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >posts animushit to prove he’s healthy
              lmao

              • #433334
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >no arguments against potted plant tits
                lamo

            • #433335
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >no arguments against potted plant tits
              lamo

              How and why does a pot have watermelons?

      • #433274
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I turned up my render distance but alas, no one asked for your bitching.

      • #433276
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It’s called hypersexual disorder. People like minus8 have it and that’s why he can’t even look at an oreo or goomba without thinking about turning it into a sexual character.

        • #433277
          Anonymous
          Guest

          yeah we read your nonsense screencap last time, if I wanted armchair psychology I’d go to /r9k/

          • #433278
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Why do I imagine soijak when reading this?

            • #433280
              Anonymous
              Guest

              a mental disorder of your own, perhaps

              • #433281
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Do you have a peered reviewed study to back up that claim?

                • #433282
                  Anonymous
                  Guest
                  • #433283
                    Anonymous
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                  • #433284
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    So what you’re saying is you’re autistically obsessed with jacking off to a children’s block game? Is this a cry for help? I’m not good with this sort of thing.

      • #433291
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Ever heard of the 34th rule of the internet?

        • #433293
          Anonymous
          Guest

          dude was born when trump was in office, he’s still in pull-ups, of course he doesn’t know what rule 34 is

          • #433297
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >haha, zoom zooming retard doesn’t know we’ve been touching ourselves to cartoons since before he was born
            Imagine bragging about this. If being a millennial means bragging to kids about how much porn we consume then no wonder gen z is so fucked. This is how trannies are made.

            • #433298
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES
              >NEXT GENERATION DOOMED
              Thanks for your input.

              • #433302
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >literally cannot refute
                Don’t be so sensitive, anon.

                • #433303
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  I COULD waste my life refuting old timers screaming about how doomed we are as a society, or I could just wait for time to take care of things.

            • #433299
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Based

      • #433296
        Anonymous
        Guest

        How is your literal first day on the internet going, Timmy?

        • #433306
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Who the fuck is Timmy? Are you fucking retarded

      • #433311
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >We need to stop.
        That’s not going to stop us from doing it anyway.

      • #433314
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >turning cute innocuous things into cartoonized pocket pussies

      • #433316
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >turning cute innocuous things into cartoonized pocket pussies
        What, are you fucking joking? That’s my fucking bread and butter

      • #433318
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I know you mean. Basically everyone will think you’re new but when an old man sees the 100th church burn down he’s bound to complain.

      • #433323
        Anonymous
        Guest

        fuck you faggot, when the winning mob is put into the game it will be a matter of time before someone makes a NSFW version mod, or MobTalker3.

      • #433345
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >lolis, anime lolis
        Why the split?

        • #433346
          saucy
          Guest

          Maybe he doesn’t like western art

      • #433348
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I too wish offtopic porn threads would get b&, but that would reduce ad revenue so it will never happen.
        Just accept that this entire site has gone down the tubes even more than before and will never recover.

        • #433350
          Anonymous
          Guest

          OP’s pics doesn’t even look anything lewd, it’s art shilling (and barely looks like mineceaft at all) to be fair, don’t know where the /poo/ puritans are getting that "offtopic porn thread" from.

    • #433260
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Not even remotely close, what’s the point?

    • #433264
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why do we have to choose? Game makes billions and they can’t manage to add more than 1?
      Always hated Mojang, they never actually get anything done. Modders and servers carry their asses

    • #433266
      Anonymous
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      The cave goblin seems completely fucking pointless and having anything in the caves that isn’t an enemy is inherently bad. Bats are already annoying enough.
      The Allay seems useful and could have some neat applications, some fairy thing that’s attracted to music is also pretty good aesthetically. I’d be a little concerned about how they spawn, would they just be a new neutral mob around in the world? Would they not spawn until you’ve made note blocks or jukeboxes?
      Similar feelings about the Copper Golem, probably doesn’t offer as much utility as the Allay especially since it requires maintenance, but it’s stronger aesthetically and as a player-made mob you wouldn’t have to deal with it if you weren’t interested.

    • #433267
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Id go for the golem and keep the other two as cumsocks

    • #433268
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I don’t know shit about this game but man do I not appreciate the phrase "I like buttons".
      I do too. I’m a programmer, buttons are basically my whole shtick.

    • #433269
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I just need more information on how they work, the bare minimum find dark, find item, find button doesn’t really tell me much about what the mobs are actually going to do bar a very meh description

    • #433271
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Is blue thing sworn to carry my burdens?

    • #433272
      Anonymous
      Guest

      glare because it’s acually new

    • #433273
      Anonymous
      Guest

      what the fuck would even be the point of the copper golem when you could just built a repeater

      • #433279
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Having a bunch of little automatons around your base or build could be pretty SOULful, especially after they rust and freeze

      • #433336
        Anonymous
        Guest

        > How to tell someone has never gone as far to make a simple redstone delayer.
        Having a mob that could automate the process of button tapping is literally revolutionary. No arrows that stick in wooden buttons and is rng dependent. Just think of the applications and if you can’t think of any let me give you 3 ANY survival world could use
        > Automatic Farm that doesn’t require time delay (cheaper)
        > Powerful traps
        > MORE RNG in circuits (always lovely to be able to do so without fucking mega computers which no player unironically does in a normal world.
        My ideas need polishing but its applications are very cool

        The ideas needs polishing for sure just having a

        • #433337
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Tell me what you couldn’t do with this that can’t be already done with chickens and pressure plates.

          • #433339
            Anonymous
            Guest

            looks nicer (imo) and probably is more efficient since the buttons can be put on walls or the floor

            • #433340
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >probably is more efficient since the buttons can be put on walls or the floor
              Not really, it’s like 1 block tall so a chicken and pressure could just power the same things as the golem.

        • #433338
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >having a
          anon, are you ok?

        • #433341
          Anonymous
          Guest

          > Having a mob that could automate the process of button tapping is literally revolutionary.
          No it’s not. Literally wire up a redstone clock or an etho hopper clock and you will do the same thing but without retarded entity logic potentially fucking up somehow.

    • #433275
      Anonymous
      Guest

      allay sounds like the only useful one honestly

    • #433285
      Anonymous
      Guest

      None of them fit the art style even slightly

      • #433286
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >implying there was any semblance of an artstyle to begin with

      • #433289
        Anonymous
        Guest

        minecraft was a game made by people who only knew how to code, it never had any artstyle to begin with.

      • #433319
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Only one that feels completely jarring is the Allay, which is a shame since it will likely win.

    • #433300
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’m sure we all know that the Glare is going to be the first to fall, so who are you going to throw your vote to the Allay or copper golem?

      • #433301
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I’d actually really like the glare’s function, so that’s too bad. Relying on F3 is immersion breaking.

        • #433307
          Anonymous
          Guest

          even without f3, the change they did to mob spawning rules makes glare absolutely irrelevant

          • #433308
            Anonymous
            Guest

            What if the glare tells us what kind of mob spawns in the dark?

            • #433309
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Minimap already does the job.

    • #433310
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Allaychads:
      >Literally stacks unstackable items, so already more than just a flying hopper
      >Will be a less laggy and also moving item sorter

      Coppertrannies:
      >Introduces randomized behavior already in the game
      >Also have to clean it ever so often because it dies

    • #433313
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The blue one is turning me on.

    • #433320
      Anonymous
      Guest

      No excuse not to add all 3 for mobs that sound like could be coded in an afternoon.

      • #433321
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Like we don’t have enough mob bloat already

      • #433322
        Anonymous
        Guest

        apparently some dude on reddit already made a copper golem mod

    • #433324
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The blue one is sexy as fuck

    • #433325
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It’d be pretty cool to have a bunch of dead Copper Golems decorating a base. Plus I wonder what redstone builds will come outta having Copper Golems

      • #433328
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >It’d be pretty cool to have a bunch of dead Copper Golems decorating a base.
        Yes please another purely superficial mob.
        >Plus I wonder what redstone builds will come outta having Copper Golems
        None because chicken walking around with pressure plates on the ground provide the exact same functionality. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cTfp_yTE94 Here’s the autistic german dude explaining how useless the shit golem is.

    • #433327
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >fucking useless bush faggot
      >super useful fairy
      >fucking useless button faggot that you need to check up on occasionally so they don’t die
      If Allay doesn’t get the vote I’d be honestly surprised.

      • #433329
        Anonymous
        Guest

        im pretty sure that some youtuber will rigged the vote.

        • #433330
          Anonymous
          Guest

          God damn it, is every poll gonna be rigged this year? First Youmu now this.

    • #433342
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Allay is the only one that’s actually adds anything to the game. The golem is just a shitter randomizer than the ones we already have, and you don’t need the glare if you have eyes. The allay provides a way to sort un-stackable items, which we currently don’t have the ability to sort, and for that reason alone is worth the mob vote.
      Unfortunately, judging off the previous mob votes, the allay probably won’t win solely because it’s the most useful.

      • #433343
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The fact they won’t just add all 3 is kinda stupid. Just update the game already.

        • #433344
          Anonymous
          Guest

          You are asking too much from mojang, they already took a year to add the glow squid completely.

          • #433347
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Are all resources funneled into dlc packs or something?

    • #433349
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The wolf was the best mob ever added to minecraft
      Change my mind

      • #433351
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Wolves are dogshit at pathfinding moving enemies unless they’re a herd.

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