WHAT WENT SO FUCKING WRONG IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY?

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    • #434607
      Anonymous
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      WHAT WENT SO FUCKING WRONG IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY?

    • #434608
      Anonymous
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      Pixar and baby-fied the series.

      • #434619
        Anonymous
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        /thread

      • #434625
        Anonymous
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        fpbp

      • #434634
        Anonymous
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        Unironically this. Nu-Ratchet is a completelly different character from his PS2 self

        • #434636
          Anonymous
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          His ps2 self was a total dick even his creators hated. In the first game more than the rest. Also he became a boy scout on PS3 not with the reboot. I know that’s not what you said but it seems to be what people like to claim.

          • #434639
            Anonymous
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            I like poopyhole characters but he was a complete fucktard in the first game even if mellows out by the end. Doesn’t help that Clank doing that sad face is a bit too much sometimes.

        • #434659
          Anonymous
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          It’s kind of been a creeping issue since R&C 3 where they made him a super hero.

      • #434654
        Anonymous
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        pretty much, Ratchet is a fucking wet blanket in terms of character

      • #434671
        Anonymous
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        His ps2 self was a total dick even his creators hated. In the first game more than the rest. Also he became a boy scout on PS3 not with the reboot. I know that’s not what you said but it seems to be what people like to claim.

        It’s kind of been a creeping issue since R&C 3 where they made him a super hero.

        It’s been a problem since the PS3 titles, but in the PS4 Ratchet "remake" (it’s more of a reboot, really) and in Rift Apart he’s just a completely different character.
        They got new writers who are clearly inspired by the likes of Marvel movies and Joss Whedon. Constant talking, constant quips, constant lolsorandom jokes because this is a family friendly title now and we wouldn’t want to offend anyone.

        R&C used to have an anti-corporatist message, its setting was making fun of exploitative capitalism and profit at any cost. The new games are rounded at the edges, accessible to everyone, dumbed down and sanitized for a wide audience. It has become the thing it was making fun of.

        • #434673
          Anonymous
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          >since the PS3 titles
          Since Up Your Arsenal you lazy illiterate fuckhead.

          • #434675
            Anonymous
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            Up your Arsenal wasn’t as bad as Tools of Destruction where they approached design with the intent of making it feel like a Pixar movie.

        • #434679
          Anonymous
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          Hard disagree. Reboot boy scout Ratchet is way closer to Crack in Time Ratchet than the latter is to PS2 Ratchet.
          Also the PS2 games were WAY more lolsorandom, quippy and Whedonesque. The humor in the new games is awful but it’s generic, not random. "This guy is nerdy so he references D&D all the time ha ha so funny". It’s brainless cartoon humor not random and quippy. But the original games had bite because they were going after things like consumer culture whereas the new ones just want to be straightforward and wholesome.

    • #434609
      Anonymous
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      My real life friends say it’s great but I refuse to play a furry tranny game

      • #434612
        Anonymous
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        The original games might’ve been furry but they were intensely based.

        Rivet is for human men.

        This.

        • #434614
          Anonymous
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          OK but this game forces me to play as a gender bending LGBQDJCTCKAVR+ furry

          • #434617
            Anonymous
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            That’s why you play the original trilogy where you play as a furry bro and his cool robot dude with no space vaginas inbetween.

          • #434618
            Anonymous
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            Rivet is great and she doesn’t shove the fact that she’s a woman in the player’s face like any other game with a woman protagonist would do, she plays just like Ratchet and is equal to him, also you play as both her and Ratchet since levels are split equally between both character, sure you could argue Rivet gets to do the cool stuff but this was her introduction game and insomniac is really trying to push her so that’s to be expected

            • #434632
              Anonymous
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              >she plays just like Ratchet and is equal to him
              That’s what breaks immersion though.

      • #434615
        Anonymous
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        its as good as any previous Ratchet and Clank games gameplay wise and looks amazing, the story doesn’t hold up to the PS2 titles but that was never this franchise main strenght anyways

    • #434610
      Anonymous
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      Im fine with it, they finally gave Ratchet a proper woman to settle down with and spend the rest of his life alongside with, now he can retire for good and make the many children he’ll have alongside Rivet the future protagonist of all Ratchet and Clank games, so its not all as bad as it may seems like

      • #434611
        Anonymous
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        Rivet is for human men.

        • #434631
          Anonymous
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          *Ratchet

          • #434637
            Anonymous
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            *both Ratchet and Rivet

            • #434638
              Anonymous
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              Ok we can agree there

        • #434645
          Anonymous
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          Reminder that Rivet only fucks human men and that Ratchet is a homo that hates girls always ditching them for Clank every game.

          Rivet SLAMMING her tight, soft, hot and furry Lombax Pussy into Ratchet’s Face at incredible High Speed

      • #434652
        Anonymous
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        transwomen can’t make children

      • #434683
        Anonymous
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        >Implying that’ll ever happen
        They’re good buddies, and Ratchet already has Angela and Talwyn.

    • #434613
      Anonymous
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      Came with ps5 for me. 10 minutes in and 3 seizures later I had to unplug the fucking thing. Can’t stomach this flying particle fiesta

    • #434616
      Anonymous
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      Nothing, the game was great? Unironically better than the ps3 games.

    • #434620
      Anonymous
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      Reminder that Rivet only fucks human men and that Ratchet is a homo that hates girls always ditching them for Clank every game.

    • #434621
      Anonymous
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      /double thread

    • #434622
      Anonymous
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      Nothing. It’s just edgy basement boomers who whine about it not being edgy like it used to be when games were called (tee hee) Up Your Arsenal.

      The game was fun, cute, beautiful to look at, technically impressive and sold well. The only problem with it was that it was way too short and even sidequest padding would have been welcome.

      • #434623
        Anonymous
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        How dare fans of the series not support their games anymore when they warp into something completely different.

        • #434627
          Anonymous
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          you already outgrew this game dumbass it isn’t for you anymore and you are delusional if you believe it would ever remain as edgy as the original PS2 games when so much as changed between now and then, stop giving two shits about a kids game and either appreciate the stuff that you can still like as an adult (like Rivet) or fuck off

        • #434628
          Anonymous
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          Nobody cares if you don’t support the games any more. But the question was what went wrong. Nothing did. Good riddance.

    • #434624
      Anonymous
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      Rivet will make Ratchet happy by spending the rest of her life alongside him while also blessing him with a bunch of beautiful babies Lombaxes so the series can continue with them as the main characters once they grow up and their parents settle down in the lombax dimension for the rest of their days

    • #434626
      Anonymous
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      is it just me or is this series overrrated?
      i thought 1 was ok but i started playing 2 and all i do is hold down R2 and circle and just strafe back and forth till rooms are clear

      • #434629
        Anonymous
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        They’re power fantasies for kids and young teens. The fun in them is getting a new OP gun and mowing everything down. They’re not meant to be rewarding challenges

    • #434630
      Anonymous
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      Good Morning Rivet!

    • #434633
      Anonymous
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      There will never be normal R&C threads ever again. They will always be infested by furfags and nu-furfags fighting over which side is more autistic (news flash both sides are subhuman). I have come to accept this awful reality.

    • #434635
      Anonymous
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      Ratchet Rivet and their Beautiful children!

    • #434640
      Anonymous
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      No one even plays the games, they just have rivet as their FoTM waifu and self insert as Ratchet using him as their fursona until they get bored and find another game. Any true fan knows the series peaked with the PS2 games and has went to shit with the PS3.

    • #434641
      Anonymous
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      […]

      Rivet is beautiful and you just have shit taste, that’s ok im glad faggots like you are not able to drag the one good addition to the franchise down with your incessant bitching, she’s here to stay and that’s a good thing

    • #434642
      Anonymous
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      Let’s talk gameplay.
      I have enjoyed every Ratchet and Clank game to some extent. The biggest problem at the moment is too many remote weapons. You can send out topiary sprinklers or groovatrons plus Mr Zurkons or doombots and kill everything without even getting close to them. I know you can just avoid this strategy but I’d prefer it not be an option.

      • #434655
        Anonymous
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        Nobody wants to talk gameplay huh

    • #434643
      Anonymous
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      THIS IS NOW A DOCTOR NEFARIOUS THREAD

      • #434644
        Anonymous
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        He’s totally played out. Time for new villains. Rift Apart was actually a decent last hoorah for him

        • #434647
          Anonymous
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          For me it was Vox.

      • #434646
        Anonymous
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        why is he so cute bros?
        i just want to suck his robo cock

    • #434648
      Anonymous
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      Eternal Reminder that they Bonk

    • #434649
      Anonymous
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      Rivet and her human husband

      • #434650
        Anonymous
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        >that size difference
        Absolutely based

      • #434672
        Anonymous
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        I want to cuck nu bitchboy ratchet so bad bros…

    • #434651
      Anonymous
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      Its always the Ratchetfags that get this butthurt over hmofa posting which is why we keep making said posts, I’ve never seen anyone get so triggered like the furfags here do.

      • #434653
        Anonymous
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        More like it’s ONLY the Ratchetfags. Say Amy or Rouge are for human men and no one cares. Same goes for any other furry series EXCEPT post-RA Ratchetfags.

    • #434656
      Anonymous
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      Making human/lombax hybrids with Rivet.

    • #434657
      Anonymous
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      Pounding Ratchet’s tight ass while Rivet watches.

    • #434658
      Anonymous
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      I played the PSthree version of the first game and it looked amazing (only issue was the Gadgetron vendor looking like shit) but I’m wary of the next ones now due to the Ratchet’s helmet floating over his head in cutscenes thing. Is it jarring?

      • #434661
        Anonymous
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        If you’re watching for it, it’ll be obvious, but you can ignore it. Thankfully since you’re on ps3 you won’t run into the completely game destroying issue that happens in the vita version

    • #434660
      Anonymous
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      Do you think Qwark ever got laid a lot?

    • #434662
      Anonymous
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      Literally nothing. Rivet is perfect

    • #434663
      Anonymous
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      I, AM, the human male.

    • #434664
      Anonymous
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      Gunplay is the same and the rocket boots are great.
      The story and dialogue is the absolute nadir of the series catering to sanitised braindead baby Americans
      The game also feels shorter and the arena was gutted for le epic unique babby Zurkon quips.

      7/10

    • #434665
      Anonymous
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      not having David Bergeaud do the music

    • #434666
      Anonymous
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      what the fuck is with rivit that makes HMFA closet furrys and Furfaggots go so crazy.

      • #434668
        Anonymous
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        Fairly generic furry waifubait character.
        It’s an endless cycle of mental illness where both sides egg eachother on so they can pretend to be the victor of their tantrum fights.

      • #434678
        Anonymous
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        The series has gone to shit so there’s nothing else to talk about except how much we want to fuck Rivet.

    • #434667
      Anonymous
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      Why was Emperor Nefarious male?
      Why was Qwark a black man?
      Why was Clank losing his arm treated as some debilitating injury when he does nothing most of the time and can just get another one?

    • #434669
      Anonymous
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      Because Jim Ward got Alzheimer’s and covid and the world hates us.

    • #434670
      Anonymous
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      I am increasingly annoyed by these mechanical limbs in fiction. What’s the point of cutting off one of your character’s arms if you’re just going to replace it with something that is functionally the same and also never comes up in the plot?

      It would be interesting to have an amputee character who actually suffers as amputees do. But no. It’s always just a costume, never anything more.

      It didn’t used to bother me but it’s starting to. Mad Max did the same thing.

    • #434674
      Anonymous
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      >Flat chested trash that has no feminine details outside of the eyelashes and fantards rely on Off Model Art to pretend she’s a bombshell.
      The lead artist and director wanted her to have a feminine body, but a couple of progressive snakes at Insomniac screeched until they decided to make her look like a tranny.
      No, really. I don’t have the picture on me but they both gloated about it on their twitters.

      • #434676
        Anonymous
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        Well the male artist/writer/whatever gloated about it and slagged off the production leads as well, and this was after he tried to jump on the furry bandwagon as well. Seems like he virtue signals to get pussy. Also seems like he burned all of those bridges for SJW brownie points but the story got zero attention lol.

    • #434677
      Anonymous
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      Angela ran away to a dimension with human men since only they’re big enough to satisfy her.

    • #434680
      Anonymous
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      It’s sjw trash made by mentally ill feminist

    • #434681
      Anonymous
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      >Nothing. It’s just edgy basement boomers who whine about it not being edgy like it used to be when games were called (tee hee) Up Your Arsenal.
      >
      >The game was fun, cute, beautiful to look at, technically impressive and sold well. The only problem with it was that it was way too short and even sidequest padding would have been welcome.

    • #434682
      Anonymous
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      Good R&C games:
      Ratchet & Clank (2002)
      Going Commando
      Up Your Arsenal
      Ratchet: Deadlocked (my personal favorite)
      Tools of Destruction

      Okay R&C games:
      Crack in Time

      BAD R&C games:
      Ratchet & Clank (2016)
      Rift Apart

      If I didn’t list it I didn’t play it

    • #434685
      Anonymous
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      Nothing. Almost any PS5 user bought it. The problem is that over a ten millions units sold, only one million are real players, others are just scalpers.

    • #434686
      Anonymous
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      it’s a well made corporate product for consumers just like junk food, it’s soulless and unhealthy compared to real food but it does the job of filling your intestines.

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