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October 16, 2021 at 4:56 am #434607
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October 16, 2021 at 4:58 am #434608
Anonymous
GuestPixar and baby-fied the series.
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October 16, 2021 at 5:07 am #434619
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Guest/thread
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October 16, 2021 at 5:15 am #434625
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Guestfpbp
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October 16, 2021 at 5:25 am #434634
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GuestUnironically this. Nu-Ratchet is a completelly different character from his PS2 self
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October 16, 2021 at 5:29 am #434636
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GuestHis ps2 self was a total dick even his creators hated. In the first game more than the rest. Also he became a boy scout on PS3 not with the reboot. I know that’s not what you said but it seems to be what people like to claim.
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October 16, 2021 at 5:31 am #434639
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GuestI like poopyhole characters but he was a complete fucktard in the first game even if mellows out by the end. Doesn’t help that Clank doing that sad face is a bit too much sometimes.
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October 16, 2021 at 6:32 am #434659
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GuestIt’s kind of been a creeping issue since R&C 3 where they made him a super hero.
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October 16, 2021 at 6:00 am #434654
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Guestpretty much, Ratchet is a fucking wet blanket in terms of character
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October 16, 2021 at 6:44 am #434671
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GuestIt’s kind of been a creeping issue since R&C 3 where they made him a super hero.
It’s been a problem since the PS3 titles, but in the PS4 Ratchet "remake" (it’s more of a reboot, really) and in Rift Apart he’s just a completely different character.
They got new writers who are clearly inspired by the likes of Marvel movies and Joss Whedon. Constant talking, constant quips, constant lolsorandom jokes because this is a family friendly title now and we wouldn’t want to offend anyone.R&C used to have an anti-corporatist message, its setting was making fun of exploitative capitalism and profit at any cost. The new games are rounded at the edges, accessible to everyone, dumbed down and sanitized for a wide audience. It has become the thing it was making fun of.
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October 16, 2021 at 6:47 am #434673
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Guest>since the PS3 titles
Since Up Your Arsenal you lazy illiterate fuckhead.-
October 16, 2021 at 6:49 am #434675
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GuestUp your Arsenal wasn’t as bad as Tools of Destruction where they approached design with the intent of making it feel like a Pixar movie.
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October 16, 2021 at 6:54 am #434679
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GuestHard disagree. Reboot boy scout Ratchet is way closer to Crack in Time Ratchet than the latter is to PS2 Ratchet.
Also the PS2 games were WAY more lolsorandom, quippy and Whedonesque. The humor in the new games is awful but it’s generic, not random. "This guy is nerdy so he references D&D all the time ha ha so funny". It’s brainless cartoon humor not random and quippy. But the original games had bite because they were going after things like consumer culture whereas the new ones just want to be straightforward and wholesome.
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October 16, 2021 at 4:59 am #434609
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GuestMy real life friends say it’s great but I refuse to play a furry tranny game
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October 16, 2021 at 5:02 am #434612
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October 16, 2021 at 5:03 am #434614
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GuestOK but this game forces me to play as a gender bending LGBQDJCTCKAVR+ furry
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October 16, 2021 at 5:05 am #434617
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GuestThat’s why you play the original trilogy where you play as a furry bro and his cool robot dude with no space vaginas inbetween.
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October 16, 2021 at 5:06 am #434618
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GuestRivet is great and she doesn’t shove the fact that she’s a woman in the player’s face like any other game with a woman protagonist would do, she plays just like Ratchet and is equal to him, also you play as both her and Ratchet since levels are split equally between both character, sure you could argue Rivet gets to do the cool stuff but this was her introduction game and insomniac is really trying to push her so that’s to be expected
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October 16, 2021 at 5:22 am #434632
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Guest>she plays just like Ratchet and is equal to him
That’s what breaks immersion though.
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October 16, 2021 at 5:03 am #434615
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October 16, 2021 at 5:00 am #434610
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GuestIm fine with it, they finally gave Ratchet a proper woman to settle down with and spend the rest of his life alongside with, now he can retire for good and make the many children he’ll have alongside Rivet the future protagonist of all Ratchet and Clank games, so its not all as bad as it may seems like
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October 16, 2021 at 5:01 am #434611
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GuestRivet is for human men.
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October 16, 2021 at 5:49 am #434652
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Guesttranswomen can’t make children
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October 16, 2021 at 8:17 am #434683
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Guest>Implying that’ll ever happen
They’re good buddies, and Ratchet already has Angela and Talwyn.-
October 16, 2021 at 8:25 am #434684
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GuestAngela ran away to a dimension with human men since only they’re big enough to satisfy her.
He can still have that space elf or whatever she is.
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October 16, 2021 at 5:02 am #434613
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GuestCame with ps5 for me. 10 minutes in and 3 seizures later I had to unplug the fucking thing. Can’t stomach this flying particle fiesta
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October 16, 2021 at 5:04 am #434616
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GuestNothing, the game was great? Unironically better than the ps3 games.
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October 16, 2021 at 5:08 am #434620
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October 16, 2021 at 5:11 am #434621
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Guest/double thread
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October 16, 2021 at 5:12 am #434622
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GuestNothing. It’s just edgy basement boomers who whine about it not being edgy like it used to be when games were called (tee hee) Up Your Arsenal.
The game was fun, cute, beautiful to look at, technically impressive and sold well. The only problem with it was that it was way too short and even sidequest padding would have been welcome.
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October 16, 2021 at 5:14 am #434623
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GuestHow dare fans of the series not support their games anymore when they warp into something completely different.
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October 16, 2021 at 5:18 am #434627
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Guestyou already outgrew this game dumbass it isn’t for you anymore and you are delusional if you believe it would ever remain as edgy as the original PS2 games when so much as changed between now and then, stop giving two shits about a kids game and either appreciate the stuff that you can still like as an adult (like Rivet) or fuck off
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October 16, 2021 at 5:18 am #434628
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GuestNobody cares if you don’t support the games any more. But the question was what went wrong. Nothing did. Good riddance.
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October 16, 2021 at 5:15 am #434624
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GuestRivet will make Ratchet happy by spending the rest of her life alongside him while also blessing him with a bunch of beautiful babies Lombaxes so the series can continue with them as the main characters once they grow up and their parents settle down in the lombax dimension for the rest of their days
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October 16, 2021 at 5:18 am #434626
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Guestis it just me or is this series overrrated?
i thought 1 was ok but i started playing 2 and all i do is hold down R2 and circle and just strafe back and forth till rooms are clear-
October 16, 2021 at 5:19 am #434629
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GuestThey’re power fantasies for kids and young teens. The fun in them is getting a new OP gun and mowing everything down. They’re not meant to be rewarding challenges
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October 16, 2021 at 5:19 am #434630
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October 16, 2021 at 5:25 am #434633
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October 16, 2021 at 5:27 am #434635
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October 16, 2021 at 5:32 am #434640
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GuestNo one even plays the games, they just have rivet as their FoTM waifu and self insert as Ratchet using him as their fursona until they get bored and find another game. Any true fan knows the series peaked with the PS2 games and has went to shit with the PS3.
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October 16, 2021 at 5:33 am #434641
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Rivet is beautiful and you just have shit taste, that’s ok im glad faggots like you are not able to drag the one good addition to the franchise down with your incessant bitching, she’s here to stay and that’s a good thing
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October 16, 2021 at 5:35 am #434642
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GuestLet’s talk gameplay.
I have enjoyed every Ratchet and Clank game to some extent. The biggest problem at the moment is too many remote weapons. You can send out topiary sprinklers or groovatrons plus Mr Zurkons or doombots and kill everything without even getting close to them. I know you can just avoid this strategy but I’d prefer it not be an option.-
October 16, 2021 at 6:15 am #434655
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GuestNobody wants to talk gameplay huh
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October 16, 2021 at 5:35 am #434643
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October 16, 2021 at 5:39 am #434648
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October 16, 2021 at 5:40 am #434649
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October 16, 2021 at 5:46 am #434651
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October 16, 2021 at 5:57 am #434653
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GuestMore like it’s ONLY the Ratchetfags. Say Amy or Rouge are for human men and no one cares. Same goes for any other furry series EXCEPT post-RA Ratchetfags.
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October 16, 2021 at 6:22 am #434656
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GuestMaking human/lombax hybrids with Rivet.
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October 16, 2021 at 6:26 am #434657
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GuestPounding Ratchet’s tight ass while Rivet watches.
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October 16, 2021 at 6:27 am #434658
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October 16, 2021 at 6:33 am #434661
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GuestIf you’re watching for it, it’ll be obvious, but you can ignore it. Thankfully since you’re on ps3 you won’t run into the completely game destroying issue that happens in the vita version
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October 16, 2021 at 6:33 am #434660
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GuestDo you think Qwark ever got laid a lot?
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October 16, 2021 at 6:34 am #434662
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GuestLiterally nothing. Rivet is perfect
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October 16, 2021 at 6:35 am #434663
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GuestI, AM, the human male.
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October 16, 2021 at 6:35 am #434664
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GuestGunplay is the same and the rocket boots are great.
The story and dialogue is the absolute nadir of the series catering to sanitised braindead baby Americans
The game also feels shorter and the arena was gutted for le epic unique babby Zurkon quips.7/10
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October 16, 2021 at 6:36 am #434665
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Guestnot having David Bergeaud do the music
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October 16, 2021 at 6:36 am #434666
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Guestwhat the fuck is with rivit that makes HMFA closet furrys and Furfaggots go so crazy.
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October 16, 2021 at 6:40 am #434668
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GuestFairly generic furry waifubait character.
It’s an endless cycle of mental illness where both sides egg eachother on so they can pretend to be the victor of their tantrum fights. -
October 16, 2021 at 6:53 am #434678
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GuestThe series has gone to shit so there’s nothing else to talk about except how much we want to fuck Rivet.
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October 16, 2021 at 6:39 am #434667
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GuestWhy was Emperor Nefarious male?
Why was Qwark a black man?
Why was Clank losing his arm treated as some debilitating injury when he does nothing most of the time and can just get another one? -
October 16, 2021 at 6:40 am #434669
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GuestBecause Jim Ward got Alzheimer’s and covid and the world hates us.
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October 16, 2021 at 6:41 am #434670
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GuestI am increasingly annoyed by these mechanical limbs in fiction. What’s the point of cutting off one of your character’s arms if you’re just going to replace it with something that is functionally the same and also never comes up in the plot?
It would be interesting to have an amputee character who actually suffers as amputees do. But no. It’s always just a costume, never anything more.
It didn’t used to bother me but it’s starting to. Mad Max did the same thing.
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October 16, 2021 at 6:47 am #434674
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>Flat chested trash that has no feminine details outside of the eyelashes and fantards rely on Off Model Art to pretend she’s a bombshell.
The lead artist and director wanted her to have a feminine body, but a couple of progressive snakes at Insomniac screeched until they decided to make her look like a tranny.
No, really. I don’t have the picture on me but they both gloated about it on their twitters.-
October 16, 2021 at 6:51 am #434676
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GuestWell the male artist/writer/whatever gloated about it and slagged off the production leads as well, and this was after he tried to jump on the furry bandwagon as well. Seems like he virtue signals to get pussy. Also seems like he burned all of those bridges for SJW brownie points but the story got zero attention lol.
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October 16, 2021 at 6:51 am #434677
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GuestAngela ran away to a dimension with human men since only they’re big enough to satisfy her.
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October 16, 2021 at 6:58 am #434680
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GuestIt’s sjw trash made by mentally ill feminist
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October 16, 2021 at 7:07 am #434681
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Guest>Nothing. It’s just edgy basement boomers who whine about it not being edgy like it used to be when games were called (tee hee) Up Your Arsenal.
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>The game was fun, cute, beautiful to look at, technically impressive and sold well. The only problem with it was that it was way too short and even sidequest padding would have been welcome. -
October 16, 2021 at 7:50 am #434682
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GuestGood R&C games:
Ratchet & Clank (2002)
Going Commando
Up Your Arsenal
Ratchet: Deadlocked (my personal favorite)
Tools of DestructionOkay R&C games:
Crack in TimeBAD R&C games:
Ratchet & Clank (2016)
Rift ApartIf I didn’t list it I didn’t play it
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October 16, 2021 at 8:38 am #434685
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GuestNothing. Almost any PS5 user bought it. The problem is that over a ten millions units sold, only one million are real players, others are just scalpers.
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October 16, 2021 at 8:55 am #434686
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Guestit’s a well made corporate product for consumers just like junk food, it’s soulless and unhealthy compared to real food but it does the job of filling your intestines.
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