What went wrong? It seems like our guy SWERY can’t win.

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    • #463101
      Anonymous
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      What went wrong? It seems like our guy SWERY can’t win.

    • #463102
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Because (((THEY))) wont let him

      • #463103
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Why though? He’s fully subservient to trannies.

        • #463141
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Because Japanese people are considered white now.

    • #463104
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You shouldn’t be expecting Swery games to have mainstream appeal

    • #463105
      Anonymous
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      All of those statements are true, but that’s basically what I expected.
      Fuck though dude, I played Kenshi almost nonstop for two weeks, quirky indie jankshit don’t bother me none.

      • #463149
        Anonymous
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        Human Tawna Bandicoot real

      • #463153
        Anonymous
        Guest

        is this a mobile game?

    • #463106
      Anonymous
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      Hows the performance on Switch?

    • #463108
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Did it finaly release? also whats with that intense stuble.

      • #463109
        Anonymous
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        Yeah, on Friday. Alsi fuck you, cannon unsee.

    • #463110
      Anonymous
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      Swery was always a hackfraud that only made it because western journos and gamers adopted him as some sort of wacky pet. The same mentality behind
      >oh japan! You and your crazy underwear vending machines!
      gave Swery the chance to make some mediocre games. Now that he is forgotten, like the fad he was, he is nothing.

      • #463116
        Anonymous
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        Pleb filtered… And how!

      • #463125
        Anonymous
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        >NOOOO YOU CAN’T LET CREATIVE PEOPLE MAKE EXPERIMENTAL BUDGET RELEASES, EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE AN AAA OPEN WORLD LOOTER SHOOTER WITH A BATTLE PASS

        • #463128
          Anonymous
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          >NOOO I WANT TO EAT SHIT BY THE MOUTHFUL
          Plenty of "experimental budget releases" that ain’t trash, unlike Swery’s.

          • #463230
            Anonymous
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            Name 3

        • #463147
          Anonymous
          Guest

          There are shittons of indie experimental games that are actually good like Baba is You and Noita, take Swery’s cock out of your mouth, dumb weebtard.

          • #463148
            Anonymous
            Guest

            and there are a ton of indie games that are worse. whats your point

            • #463152
              Anonymous
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              Then why the fuck are you treating the game’s low scores as some conspiracy by the journos against it, instead of considering that the game might actually be a steamy pile of shit? You dumb weeb need to start judging a game based on its merits, instead of whether it’s made by a Jap dev or not.

              • #463157
                Anonymous
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                >Then why the fuck are you treating the game’s low scores as some conspiracy by the journos against it
                if you trust a "journalist" that writes this way, you’re part of the problem

            • #463176
              Anonymous
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              the point is we don’t talk about them, unlike you dicksuckers

    • #463111
      Anonymous
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      >What went wrong
      Swery magic

      • #463163
        Anonymous
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        Holy shit. It’s confirmed kino.

        • #463198
          Anonymous
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          It feels like the early concepts for Deadly Premonition but fully realized

    • #463113
      Anonymous
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      DP is his only good game

      Tried DDDD, it was retarded
      Tried DP2 got filtered
      Checked this one on gamepass and it’s not the most exciting game.

      It’s supposed to be a comfy rural town sim but it feels empty, almost no npcs walking around

      • #463114
        Anonymous
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        >it’s not the most exciting game
        >It’s supposed to be a comfy rural town sim
        >rural town
        >but it feels empty
        You never lived in a rural town before huh?

        • #463119
          Anonymous
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          When I visit my relatives in a rural town in the mountains in Hungary, there’s people tending to their vegetable gardens, cutting wood, letting their chickens out to feed and more, it’s pretty busy during the day.

          • #463121
            Anonymous
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            > in Hungary
            They are post-communist, western rural towns are dead.

            • #463123
              Anonymous
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              Are they darkened?

              • #463191
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Yes. Many gypsies and they do not work at all. They do not know how to garden or have animals.
                White young ppl are moving away to the cities.

    • #463118
      Anonymous
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      His earlier works work because he knew how to tone down the quirky shit and do something serious

      But the games are getting progressively quirkier and instead of serious it’s le self aware ironic shit.
      He’s been interacting too much with westerners and that compromised his vision.
      soon he will be no different from a comic book writer who thinks every line of dialogue needs to be witty

      • #463122
        Anonymous
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        Deadly Premonition really works because once shit got real, and it got real.

    • #463126
      Anonymous
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      theres like a perpetual earthquake in this game world

    • #463127
      Anonymous
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      He won for us… That’s more than enough

    • #463129
      Anonymous
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      SWERY’s always been a poor man’s Suda (who’s a poor man’s Kojima and I say that vastly preferring Suda over Kojima mind you)

      • #463131
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Swery is Suda with less gay angst and more goofy innocence.

      • #463137
        Anonymous
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        Swery is Suda with less gay angst and more goofy innocence.

        I always saw Swery as the alternate universe Kojima where the general populace never found his brand of crippling autism to be profound and clever.

      • #463190
        Anonymous
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        No matter how many times you say this stupidity it will never be true.
        Nothing Suda has ever made has even a quarter of the quality that Deadly Premonition or D4 has. Even that JJ game is way more functional and has a unique gameplay aspect to it. Suda’s games are less functional than a high schoolers first fuck around in Unity and he writes like a westaboo capeshit wannabe faggot

        • #463240
          Anonymous
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          >D4
          >Ganker is now defending Kinect games
          Join the 41%

    • #463130
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Saw this on gamepass and thought it was a game for women cause of people turning into cats and dogs. Is it actually worth a download?

    • #463132
      Anonymous
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      Swery is a drunk alcoholic hack who wants tranny dick

    • #463133
      Anonymous
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      >tonally stupid
      >structurally broken
      WHAT
      THE
      FUCK
      DOES
      THAT
      EVEN
      MEAN

      • #463134
        Anonymous
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        >’we didn’t understand it’

      • #463135
        Anonymous
        Guest

        underrated gem in a decade

      • #463136
        Anonymous
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        "i didn’t like it, so it must be stupid because i’m smart"

      • #463139
        Anonymous
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        >’we didn’t understand it’

        underrated gem in a decade

        "i didn’t like it, so it must be stupid because i’m smart"

        It means that the writing is stupid and the gameplay shit. Read a fucking book sometime, faggots.

        • #463142
          Anonymous
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          sounds like libtard babble to me

          • #463206
            Anonymous
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            Probably because it is.

        • #463143
          Anonymous
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          >It means that the writing is stupid
          why wouldn’t you say that, instead of "tonally" stupid

          • #463144
            Anonymous
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            Tonally stupid may mean that it doesn’t set up the right atmosphere for the scenes, like a wacky air for a serious moment or viceversa

            • #463145
              Anonymous
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              so, they didn’t know what kind of game it was and got mad. sounds like they’re the dumb ones

              • #463204
                Anonymous
                Guest

                > what kind of game it was
                A shitty one?

        • #463146
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Sounds like you didn’t get it either.
          Stay filtered.

      • #463166
        Anonymous
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        Tonally stupid refers to the tone of a scene. Most likely here claiming that serious scenes were handled too lightheartedly. This would be like a capeshit movie where a dramatic character death was happening and other characters made quips and smirked at the camera.

        Structurally broken refers to the plot structure. Now this could mean a number of things such as sequences of events not making logical sense or pacing or important plot events connecting other events not being presented. This can be like a movie where a guy is a cop doing cop stuff and then later is shown to be in prison without including scenes depicting him committing crimes or being arrested.

        • #463169
          Anonymous
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          the review complains that because the three major story arcs can be done in any order/any time

          I will say this, the game needs to explain its systems better. Here are some things that are not obvious
          -there is a run button! it’s R1/right bumper
          -you have a health meter, a hunger meter, a stress meter, and a wakefulness meter that all deplete over time
          -getting sick lowers your stamina bar
          -to prevent getting sick/curing sickness, you need to eat a varied diet (I think you can’t just stuff your face with The Pickles like you can in DP), eat well and rest a bit.

          • #463170
            Anonymous
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            >because the three major story arcs can be done in any order/any time
            oops, let me finish that thought

            so it says because you can do the events in order, the story can’t account for you learning about one case/mystery as it develops the others

        • #463181
          Anonymous
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          very Lynchian….

      • #463182
        Anonymous
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        It insists upon itself.

    • #463138
      Anonymous
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      >Game won’t even get past black screen at the start
      AAAAAAAAAAA

      • #463140
        Anonymous
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        same

      • #463175
        Anonymous
        Guest

        same

        I had this problem trying to play on W7, try 10.

        • #463192
          Anonymous
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          Is there really no other option than to have windows 10? That’s fucking lame

    • #463150
      Anonymous
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      >download demo
      >open it
      >all I get is a black screen
      Wat do

      • #463154
        Anonymous
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        open your eyes

      • #463174
        Anonymous
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        filtered… And how!

    • #463151
      Anonymous
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      I guess you could say Swery isn’t having a good life right now

    • #463155
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Soooo… does that mean it’s good or not?

      • #463165
        Anonymous
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        It’s kino, it’s about exploring a comfy village, like Deadly Premonition’s town, a lighter tone but still gets surrealist, with a philosophical, Buddhist subtext to the writing.

    • #463156
      Anonymous
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      He didn’t make D4 part 2. Fuck him.

      • #463221
        Anonymous
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        Wait, I’m still waiting for it.

        It won’t come?

        • #463223
          Anonymous
          Guest

          How did you not know? D4 never getting a second season was known for years

    • #463158
      Anonymous
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      the game is okay but it doesnt have the novelty of first deadly premonition. it feels like a run of the mill unity indie game while dp was an low budget indie game printed on a dvd, and released to a console with a certain level of quality control that the steam storefront doesnt have. it was a different time.

    • #463159
      Anonymous
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      I’m enjoying it so far. Probably his best game since DP1. It has some good humour and the setting is comfy.

      • #463202
        Anonymous
        Guest

        that’s hot

      • #463224
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >watersports

        I will now play your game

    • #463160
      Anonymous
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      I’m only like an hour in and I like it for what it is so far, even if it isn’t great. If it doesn’t completely jump the shark I won’t end up mad at it.

    • #463161
      Anonymous
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      Im never buying his game again after getting bamboozled by the tranny game

      • #463162
        Anonymous
        Guest

        J.J. Macfield? That was one of his better games.

        • #463164
          Anonymous
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          yes. I even enjoyed it despite massive jank. I just cant agree with the message of endorsing tranny loonacy. They need mental help not encouragement

    • #463167
      Anonymous
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      but how does it compare to

      • #463201
        Anonymous
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        This image is amazing

    • #463168
      Anonymous
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      the game is comfy as fuck with weird eerie undertones and the villagers are all different personality wise it’s a fun village sim with photography and other stuff. it’s swery’s majora’s mask.

    • #463171
      Anonymous
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      After this swery is finished, his biggest chance was DP2, which not only flopped but disappointed many.
      As others have said, Swery lacks the ability to create either good gameplay or an intricate, meaningful story, even with a good budget (DDDD).

      • #463172
        Anonymous
        Guest

        He’ll be alright. I think he was even working with Suda on a game.

    • #463177
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Loved DP1, was lukewarm on DP2 and the demo of Good Life was just boring and I dropped it. One hit wonder.

    • #463178
      Anonymous
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      Oh, right, it came out.
      Bought it, won’t play it for now, but I want to support Swery

      • #463180
        Anonymous
        Guest

        based

    • #463179
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Microsoft greenlit a season 2 of D4
      >Access Games fucks it up by pissing off Swery
      I’m still mad

      • #463231
        Anonymous
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        Yeah that’s depressing

      • #463232
        Anonymous
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        >Access Games fucks it up by pissing off Swery
        What even happened there anyway? All I saw is that Swery left the company under the guise of health concerns while going drinking quite often

    • #463183
      Anonymous
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      is it still a murder mystery or did something change?

    • #463184
      Anonymous
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      He makes trash games for hipsters and weabs pretending to be ironic weabs, of course his shit isn’t going to be reviewed well.

    • #463185
      Anonymous
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      DrinKING
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      • #463186
        Anonymous
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        based

      • #463188
        Anonymous
        Guest

        hope his liver starts failing

    • #463187
      Anonymous
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      >journalists hate it
      shit it must be amazing, buying it right now

    • #463189
      Anonymous
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      >screencapping some random blogger’s opinion and posting it like it has any meaning
      may as well just screencap any random Ganker post. it means just as much

    • #463193
      Anonymous
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      is this the one thats meant to be about a shit-load of cats, or am i confusing it with somehting else?

      • #463205
        Anonymous
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        nah that’s the one, people turning into animals at night or something

    • #463194
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >cant play on W7
      yeah no

      • #463209
        Anonymous
        Guest

        seriously?

      • #463216
        Anonymous
        Guest

        yeah i couldnt play the demo during steamfest

    • #463195
      Anonymous
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      I waited so long for this fucking game…
      Is this "bad" or actually just bad?

      • #463208
        Anonymous
        Guest

        i haven’t played that much of it but it seems okay

    • #463196
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Tranny game. Just like DP2. Just like The Missing. Seethe.
      Swery will troon himself and join 51% club soon.

    • #463199
      Anonymous
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    • #463200
      Anonymous
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      I don’t play hus games but on the twobestfriendsplay leddit I mostly see the Sweryfags whining about "deadnaming and insensitivity" in a previous game.

      • #463203
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >tranny discord smear campaign against Swery
        checks out

    • #463207
      Anonymous
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      I played the demo and while I think it will have appeal for some people, I didn’t enjoy it. My main complaint boils down to the fact that the game takes extra steps to waste your time running around from point A to point B and the UI, especially for publishing photos, is pretty bad and slow for no real reason. If the game was less aggressive at blatantly wasting my time by making me constantly run back-and-forth, clearly done to pad game time, then I’d probably buy it as everything else is quite charming.

    • #463210
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Actual person that backed KS and played through this game for about 15h.
      The problem with this game has nothing do with what the retarded journos are bitching about like usual.
      It’s a scam compared to what was detailed in KS campaign and was even downgraded when compared to 2019 progress videos. This fucking hack promised multiple endings, paying off your debt by doing photography, part time jobs – essentially main part of the game is gone ("debt" is just a thing in main story cutscenes), everything else in this game is just reusing DP framework with nothing new.
      >What happens in the town depends entirely on you!
      >How the townspeople behave, how their lives play out, and how the story ends… It’ll all change based on your decisions.
      >The townspeople’s relationships will change based on how you play.
      Big fat fucking lie.
      >Shear sheep, deliver milk, make jam and hay, do some gardening, or work as a bartender, a casino dealer, a miner, or even mine for cryptocurrency if you want to! Enjoy some part-time jobs that are really ‘out there’ and give your country life a little mature flavor!
      Only sheep tending and gardening is there, but it’s just there as optional thing and not part-time job as there is no actual debt repayment system (it’s fixed to story, you get the ending and the debt is gone).
      Money you earn is essentially pocket cash for the player to buy food and craft materials, there is no thought process behind it so you can just dump money on whatever you want.
      They also promised multiple seasons (with you being able to capture unique photos during specific season too), they even had bicycles in this game and I could go on and on with those smaller things.
      In short: it’s not a debt game with RPG elements, multiple endings and all that fluff but instead a clone of Deadly Premonition but you can plant seeds and move your food from one table to another.

      • #463211
        Anonymous
        Guest

        thanks for the actually knowledgeable input had no idea this had promised so much puts it into a whole other light for me

      • #463214
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I’m a backer too, but I had forgotten all that stuff. I just backed it because it was a Swery game.

      • #463215
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Actual person that backed KS and played through this game for about 15h.
        Can ye post the York costume?

      • #463217
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Was the old KS demo any better? Did it show any of the debt system or was it missing even then?

      • #463219
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This all seems disappointing for anyone looking forward to those mechanics. For me, who actually enjoyed DP2 and The Missing, I’m looking forward to buying this when I’m done with Lost Judgement and Metroid Dread. I just want a SWERY story, really.

    • #463212
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >game about cats
      >haven’t seen a single cat in any of the screenshots

    • #463213
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Play Naomi’s game. She’ll do ANYTHING for money.

    • #463218
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Deadly premonish part 1 and 2 are good shit tho, when I say shit I mean it literally as well lmao

    • #463220
      Anonymous
      Guest

      43 kangaroos? I dunno, man… maybe I’ll illegally steal it without payment whatsoever or any kind of monetary compensation, then decide if it’s worth buying after.

    • #463222
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I like it. Naomi is cute.

    • #463225
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >TRANNY65 being our guy

    • #463226
      Anonymous
      Guest

      What’s all this talk of trannies? I didn’t play DP2.

      • #463227
        Anonymous
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        Something in the game was appearently offensive to trannies and SWERY kneeled as fuck on Twitter and hurried to patch it out.

        • #463228
          Anonymous
          Guest

          York deadnames a character as part of the investigation

          • #463229
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Wow, what a Nazi!

    • #463233
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Do you still need to install a codec to play it otherwis you get a black screen?

      • #463234
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It starts but after "new game" it loads and I get a black screen, what’s the codec?

        • #463235
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >what’s the codec?
          Incoming Call
          [PRESS START]

          • #463236
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Seriously now, what do I need to install?

        • #463237
          Anonymous
          Guest

          https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/p/vp9-video-extensions/9n4d0msmp0pt
          I’m using some privacy features so I can’t downlaod fro mthis link and will have to install some other way.

          • #463238
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >windows 10 only
            Never mind.

            • #463239
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >>>/g/

            • #463244
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >Windows 10 only
              >Windows 11 only
              >Windows 12 only
              I know people that STILL refuses to ditch XP, crazy.

    • #463241
      Anonymous
      Guest

      has anyone made nude mods yet shes pretty hot

    • #463242
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Stop making fun of my wife’s game.

    • #463243
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Shame prostitution isn’t an option to gain money.

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