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    • #449272
      Anonymous
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      what will you choose?

    • #449273
      Anonymous
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      Ganshij imoacct

    • #449274
      Anonymous
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      In this thread we’ll be talking about how beer one is wrong

      • #449275
        Anonymous
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        spirit and intelligence mean fucking nothing because tea does none of that for you IRL
        I’m going for coffee
        also what
        said, in games getting drunk typically makes you do more damage and either reduces hit rate or defense

        • #449277
          Anonymous
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          t. unspiritual unintelligent person

          • #449280
            Anonymous
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            Hermes didn’t drink tea

        • #449308
          Anonymous
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          Are you always this much of an autistic faggot or just when you come here?

      • #449330
        Anonymous
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        It’s not though, it numbs the pain.

    • #449276
      Anonymous
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      I choose all.

      • #449300
        Anonymous
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        >A fun fact he never memorized
        No… Not the fun facts…

      • #449309
        Anonymous
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        I feel the guy replying here misses everything outside of the immediate context
        the average normie thinks you can be either a bookreading nerd or a total gymbro because in the modern average person’s life there is time to only properly do one; normal people do workout and read but they can’t dedicate enough time to both to a point where they could be bodybuilders and scholars at the same time

        • #449313
          Anonymous
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          well it’s right isn’t it?
          excelling at something, truly excelling at it, requires constant effort which takes up most of your day

          sure athletes can take time to be educated or scholars to be in good shape, but you can’t do both to the same level

        • #449321
          Anonymous
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          you can say the same thing about a number of disciplines. it’s telling that those two were chosen. he either has notions that the two are diametrically positioned himself, or believes this comparison is best to get his point across to his audience.

        • #449343
          Anonymous
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          unless you’re a freak bodybuilder you can reduce your workouts to like, 30 minutes in the gym, 3-4 times a week and still be fit. All it takes is knowing what you’re doing and just hitting 2 muscle groups a trip.

          Besides, I listened to philosophy and history audiobooks for like 5 years straight when I was a dishwashing going through school

      • #449310
        Anonymous
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        Thucydides lived in a society where learning everything known took about 3 months

        it’s impossible not to specialize in the modern world, trying to do everything leaves you bad at everything

        • #449338
          Anonymous
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          His point was not that you could learn everything and still be athletic , his point was that it was possible to be learned AND athletic at the same time, which is true.
          The only people that I know off that go "-DURR WHY LIFTAN WHEN COULD READ BOOK?" are retarded MCU capeshit watching neckbeard faggots that work McJobs
          Conversely, there are many gymrats that are just as anti-intellectual as the neckbeards are anti-athletic

      • #449335
        Anonymous
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        >body builders are warriors
        They don’t even know how to fight, let alone fight in wars for their homeland.

        • #449339
          Anonymous
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          i’m sure your fat ass would easily beat any body builder

          • #449346
            Anonymous
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            Not my point retard. His vanity isnt worthy of my admiration.

        • #449354
          Anonymous
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          You know damn well what the context of the twitter implies, you know that warriors of ancient Greece were also athletes and that the quote when applied to modern context without autistically interpreting every word in it with it’s literal meaning would translate to intellectual/athletic

      • #449367
        Anonymous
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        >that pic
        kek wrekt

    • #449278
      Anonymous
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      Coffee, best and only answer

    • #449279
      Anonymous
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      Depends on the situation, but all three are fine

    • #449281
      Anonymous
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      cowfri

    • #449282
      Anonymous
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      >Dirty leaf water
      >Muddy bean water
      >Fermented grass water

      How about I just have some vidya thread instead?
      What’s a multiplayer game that you’ve played that died off too soon for being so good?

      My vote is either Natural Selection 2 or The Specialists.

      • #449283
        Anonymous
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        STFU water faggot
        I bet you only consume Huel and Onions because anything else would fucking kill you

      • #449287
        Anonymous
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        Why would someone make a post like this? Autism?

    • #449284
      Anonymous
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      I like all these drinks

    • #449285
      Anonymous
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      Beer sucks, give me cheap vodka or whiskey any day of the week

      • #449289
        Anonymous
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        vodka sucks ass. beer and whiskey have a multitude of different flavors but vodka is just shitty vodka flavor + whatever shitty fruit syrup you add to it. fuck vodka

        • #449293
          Anonymous
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          Im just in it to get a nice buzz going anon, straight vodka is one of the least unhealthy ways to enjoy your alcohol. Beer makes you a fat fuck

      • #449303
        Anonymous
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        ask me how i know youre american

        • #449342
          Anonymous
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          Ask me how i know youre a fat fuck

    • #449286
      Anonymous
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      I usually play wizards, so tea.

    • #449288
      Anonymous
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      Only Tea, Decaf, and Raw Milk for me.

    • #449290
      Anonymous
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      They all taste like shit. I choose water.

    • #449291
      Anonymous
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      >beer gives 10 hp
      thats not how it works

    • #449292
      Anonymous
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      >speed
      >attack
      ez

    • #449294
      Anonymous
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      ONLY WATER

    • #449295
      Anonymous
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      Beer because defense always matters a fuckload in modern games.

      • #449301
        Anonymous
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        >getting hit

    • #449296
      Anonymous
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      Tea should give HP and beer should give mana.

      I want a video game with alcohol-powered magic.
      Fuck I should have patented that before posting it.

    • #449298
      Anonymous
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      Though I like tea I pick beer here because of good stat combination.

    • #449299
      Anonymous
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      Only +1 speed for coffee? Y’all are drinking some wimpy shit. You’re looking for the amount that gives you +20 Speed, +20 Attack (Efficiency).

    • #449302
      Anonymous
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      Tea because then I have mana and can cast magic irl

    • #449304
      Anonymous
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      +10 stamina
      +6 speed
      -8 accuracy

      • #449314
        Anonymous
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        sure, short distance runners are pounding that shit before a run. kek

    • #449305
      Anonymous
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      i dont use consumables i just hoard them

    • #449306
      Anonymous
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      london fog pls

    • #449307
      Anonymous
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      >+1 Charisma
      This is what alcoholics actually believe

    • #449311
      Anonymous
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      >He doesn’t buy his beans freshly roasted
      >He doesn’t own an electric burr grinder
      >He doesn’t own a temperature controlled kettle
      >He doesn’t own a timed scale
      >He doesn’t own a V60

      • #449315
        Anonymous
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        >haha coffee capsule machine goes brrrr

        • #449318
          Anonymous
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          As long as you enjoy it, anon

      • #449319
        Anonymous
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        I own
        >Burr grinder
        >Temp controlled kettle
        >French press
        >Fresh roasted beans
        >Food scale

        Best coffee I’ve ever had has come out of this thing.

        • #449325
          Anonymous
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          Can’t stand French press myself, cups too oily. I tried a lot but always go back to V60.

          • #449327
            Anonymous
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            French is good. I’ve also got an Aeropress and a good cappuccino machine, but I always come back to my french press. It’s delicious bros… I need to try a V60

    • #449312
      Anonymous
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      Defense and HP stack multiplicatively so beer.

    • #449316
      Anonymous
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      -5 perception
      +2 luck
      -3 guns
      +2 endurance

      • #449322
        Anonymous
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        Forgot pic

    • #449317
      Anonymous
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      Tea because I want to program my game a bit faster.

    • #449320
      Anonymous
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      >beer
      >+1 defense

    • #449323
      Anonymous
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      >like pretty much all magic shit in games
      >hate all kids of tea in existence

      • #449326
        Anonymous
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        >hate all kids of tea in existence
        Gay

    • #449324
      Anonymous
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      >beer
      >not giving you 5 mining

    • #449328
      Anonymous
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      I’ll go without a temporary stat buff.

    • #449329
      Anonymous
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      I drink a stupid amount of tea. Tea is the superior choice

    • #449331
      Anonymous
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      Mate of course

    • #449332
      Anonymous
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      >aunt doesn’t try coffee until her 30s
      >falls in love with it
      >buys expense beans
      >owns $1000 coffee machines
      >doctor says she’s can’t drink coffee anymore
      I feel bad for her. Enjoy things now anon, in the future that love of cheese may be killed by lactose intolerance or that love of chocolates diabetes.

      • #449333
        Anonymous
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        my doctor said I should never touch caffeine because of my anxiety
        I would literally rather die than give up sugar and coffee, the literal only two things that make me happy

        • #449336
          Anonymous
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          WOW YOU’RE SO QUIRKY YOU LOVE HECKING COFFERINO
          >ERM DON’T TALK TO ME UNTIL I;VE HAD MUY GODDE SWEATEY
          LOL SO QUIRKLY AND QUIK. ERM, IM TAKE IT BLACK (NO NOT LIKE THAT SILLY BOY!!) hehe JK I PUT SUGAR AND SKITTLES AND SWEETIES AND CNADIES IN MY DOCCFE BECAUSE IM A CHILD AT HEAR :3 COFFEIN S MY BLOOD, STARVUCK IS MY CHURCH, DARK ROASTED BE THY NAME

          • #449347
            Anonymous
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            Caffeine addiction is real anon. He’s not quirky, he’s a literal junkie, retard.

        • #449345
          Anonymous
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          if they genuinely are the only two things that make you happy consider the possibility of addiction

      • #449334
        Anonymous
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        why the fuck not? coffee is literally good for you

      • #449337
        Anonymous
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        >doctor says she’s can’t drink coffee anymore
        she should get a second opinion
        that sounds really dumb

    • #449340
      Anonymous
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      I only drink water

    • #449341
      Anonymous
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      I have 4-5 cups of coffee every morning while walking on my treadmill, you’d be surprised on how effective it is for cleaning out your entire poopyhole.

    • #449344
      Anonymous
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      …why would beer restore hp…?

      • #449355
        Anonymous
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        This. It should do a random number of morale.

    • #449348
      Anonymous
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      >people who use tea bags
      >people who put milk in their tea
      god I hate the british

      • #449350
        Anonymous
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        >people who use tea bags
        what, you some sorta loose leaf purist?

    • #449349
      Anonymous
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      I could kick all your asses if I met you in real life.

    • #449351
      Anonymous
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      Speed is the most important

    • #449352
      Anonymous
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      what would it give you?

    • #449353
      Anonymous
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      Coffee

    • #449356
      Anonymous
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      lol so true

      • #449357
        Anonymous
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        >can’t comperehend the possibility that others have different opinions on a matter
        actual and genuine sign of autism
        not even aspergers, actual autism

      • #449361
        Anonymous
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        I actually hate the concept of getting drunk but I enjoy the taste of beer.
        Same with coffee, as an Italian I’m genetically inclined to feel like wanting to inject espresso into my veins. But I gotta refrain from that cause I don’t like getting addicted to it, and because my father now gets diarrhea for literally anything.

      • #449363
        Anonymous
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        I used to be like this, then i actually tried to actually TRY beer. Now i love it like i love coffee. It’s unironically an acquired taste and only contrarians who hate their dads dislike beer

      • #449365
        Anonymous
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        Maybe if you’ve only drank shit beer. Bad beer is horrible.

    • #449358
      Anonymous
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      Coffee…soda gives you kidney stones yaw

      • #449360
        Anonymous
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        how to avoid kidney stones forever?

    • #449359
      Anonymous
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      coke

    • #449362
      Anonymous
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      >alcohol makes you a better fighter
      will this trope ever stop or are dwarven warriors too popular?
      fucking axes

    • #449364
      Anonymous
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      DUDE BEER LMAO

    • #449366
      Anonymous
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      Real life none. However as I always play beach bully mode in games, the beer is perfect. Max cha and strength dump int and agi.

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