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Who is the greatest videogame shopkeeper?
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paizuri
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Morshu
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spbp
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mmmmm…..
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my wife
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what game
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Holy shit, someone posting the Witch from Dead Estate??
It’s Dead Estate.
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lol, zoomers everyone.
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who is she. I have to know
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They ruined her.
Deeply disappointing.-
They ruined everyone.
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Why did they replace all of the women in this entire game with trannies?
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it’s like how all of michaelangelo’s women look mannish because he was using male models because of propriety also he was gay so thought man was prettier.
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yikes!
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I’m retarded and never played Diablo, where can I get the originals?
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>What does a hero truly need?
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tango
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You can’t refute this.
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>blocks your path
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WELCOME
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only correct answer. rip my spooky nigga
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What is he dead?
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it blew my mind when I found out he’s voiced by the same VA as Leon
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Dude has some serious range.
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This
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The only answer the thread needed.
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god there’s something so satisfying about seeing organized, useful gear
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>almost had this as an unlockable costume for leon in re6’s mercenaries mode
It isn’t fair.-
That’s hilarious. Can’t believe no one made a mode yet.
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Rip you madlad
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This and his bro from 8
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>HEH HEH HEH, WHAT A’YA BOI’N
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Based fuck the waifus he’s the only good one
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what game
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I just saw it on Steam, it’s not even out yet.
It’s called Dead Estate. Not my genre of game so I wont play it but I liked the shopkeeper.-
it has demo on itch.io.
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The coomer in me says Milky Hex Maniac.
The meme lord in me says Morshu.
The racist in me says the black guy in BotW that LOVES fried chicken.
Then again, that bird in TP is also pretty funny. -
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this one
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based
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Patrician taste
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Im sorry for killing you my dude, but why the fuck would you dangle a 1200 gold armor in front of me in the second area of an All Zones run?
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came here to post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRgkn9t8V1g&ab_channel=DannyBaranowsky-Topic
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that big boobie girl from dragons crown
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Based coomer. She was a fun side character in the manga too.
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Good lord
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I don’t remember her boobs being that big…
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You want it? It’s yours, my friend.
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I was going to post the bunny shop keeper but….
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This
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>All that useless idle chatter and edgy sword man busting in when I just want some ingredients to transmute shit
Yeah no way fag
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for me, it’s Beedle
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THAAAAANK YOOOOOOU
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HEY!
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ugly artstyle
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She wants to fuck a fish lmao
I want to fuck a fish lmao
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Reccete from an items shops tale
you are the store keeper -
Mmmmm POP
MMMMmmmmMMM POP -
Got some good pieces out here if you’re looking to buy. More inside.
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sorry fellas, he’s too based to handle
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oh I handled him alright in bed
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based furfag
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My lover
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Yes ma’am, how much for one motorboat?
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Why tf is she a tree now
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Skill tree
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keeps her from getting old from aging and suda doesn’t want mommy back
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>"Hello creepy-ass otaku"
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GAVLAN WHEEL
GAVLAN DEAL
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Based. Now I can post Coco instead
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>top is glued to the chest with no tension
so close to perfection-
It’s the shirt
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>having frames beyond 30 makes physic movements and jiggles nonexistent entirely
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>playing at 80+ fps
is that why I don’t get the same effect as the webm? I thought that it was just modified for comedic effect.-
Yep. There’s actually a lot of jiggling going on but it has to be a good 30 or less to actually appear. Shit sucks but the PC kinda fits for not having jiggling cause of the outfits and not Coco-level bust.
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Underrated post!
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yes!
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>refuses to sell you something because a fucktarded reason
>good shopkeeper
fuck u-
He explains his reasons pretty clearly anon
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you never complain when a shopkeeper locks his wares away behind achievements, but now it’s an issue? entitled much?
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The main character’s corpse of course
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CUTE
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not for long
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Imagine
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Kill them all.
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I don’t like this picture, Anon; Her shrewd aura mocks me.
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>Charges you 250% over standard price on food
>During a bad harvest when your family is on the brink of starvation
BITCH, FROM NOW ON MY DAUGHTER WILL DO THE SHOPPING. THAT’LL LEARN YA. -
This is too expensive! Can’t you go lower?
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came here to post this.
capitalism ho fellow merchants. -
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Never understood why people complain so much about her when the other fairy wont go over an extra 5%. At least this one I can go safely to 12%.
Also you guys never complain about the literal scammer.
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MAKE SURE YOU BRING MORE MACCA NEXT TIME
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That one titty vender from Megaman Legends II
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Are you looking for anything in particular?
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>mfw when she’ll forever stay in SC3
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damn she’s stacked
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>spam a and b to jiggle her tits like jello
god they were so based back then
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>nobody has posted the duke yet
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Leon originally wasn’t a merchant
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dhffed4gug
herbal remedies forces-
Fuck I forgot Tseng. All the VTMB merchants were great.
>the stoned pawnshop guy
>Fat Larry (wit a F A T cuz i know i got a weight problem and i jus don’t give a fuck)
>the wacko 7/11 clerk
fucking great game
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this madlad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAvq26K2v0c-
This one.
He is legendary!
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I wouldn’t call any of them "the best" but Undertale and Deltarune have some really strong contenders
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No they don’t. Fuck off, underfag.
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that line is great
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I love how he stays in the shop during the genocide run.
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and the best thing he cannot be killed like alphys.
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how has no one posted dragons crown yet
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YOYOYO WE GOT DINOSAUR EGGS
WE DON’T KNOW WHAT KIND
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based Herbert MOON
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He’s not wrong
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>Natives
You mean redskins?
>Asians
You mean orientals?
>Homosexuals
You mean sodomites?Who wrote this garbage? They know nothing about the Western genre
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herbert moonman
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The shopkeepers in Brandish are pretty soulful
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La Mulana 2 had the best shopkeepers, they were just a bunch of references to obscure MSX games and other vidya characters
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>all those lost/replaced references in the update/console versions
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They’re still in the PC version of the game. Only the ports got their shopkeepers swapped out.
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Is that the indie shopkeeper update? PC version still has the originals right?
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She offers aught.
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That word pissed me off so fucking much playing that game, aught literally means "nothing"
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You’re thinking of “naught”
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No, I’m thinking of "aught"
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Its both, depending on context. Even the website you used for that definition lists the first entry as "anything" (hence why your picture says entry 3 of 3). So you both get to be right I guess
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So if I say "aught will do", am I saying "nothing will do" or "anything will do"?
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anything
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Just use naught, aught sounds too similar to ought.
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garden gnometits is best tits
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The proper term is "Khazar milkers" and it’s a real phenomenon that has probably kept garden gnomes alive if you think about it.
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garden gnomes have dark(often curly) hair and brown eyes, anything else is stolen genes, get it right.
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She was my beloved. Which is way better than Fournival or Masterworks like my friends got.
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say what you will about the game itself but this dude was pretty great
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Would’ve been mad if I didn’t see him in this thread.
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You think he’s the greatest? #1 spot is a bit much, I’ll haggle it down to #5, is that good?
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No, that’s too low.
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I’m upset I failed to participate in this game’s art contest. My discipline is terrible.
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>I DON’T ALLOW VANDALISM IN MY STOOOOOOOOOOOREEE!!!
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unsung hero
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Back when league wasn’t shit
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>arrive with nothing
>clear out the atomic wrangler and get enough caps to enter the strip
>clear out every single other casino before completing a single quest
>buy gehenna
>buy anti material rifle
>buy that gun
>buy all the ammo you’ll ever need
>still have enough left to buy chems
He’s the greatest Gankeridya bro of all time
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>wants to viral his game
>posts generic plain design for a shopkeeper
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him
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Come back when you get some money, buddy!
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mudcrab merchant and creeper
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The shading on her torso makes her look pregnant.
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his cheeky dialogue helped me keep my head in the game and stop overthinking enough times for him to be my favorite
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Aye, simwae
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sheep shagger
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The ballerest of ballers right here
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Based
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The thick as pea soup irish accent really makes it.
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>Shilleka
>Irish
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Very.
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That’s Caribbean
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thats her shop from the doujin!
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there’s a doujin?
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yeah. one where she gets taken one willing and the other not
theres also the flash game
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huh, i’ve never heard of any of this.
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look it up. the doujin is good
the game is a slideshowactually, they paid her for sex
they just go too far
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Y… You’re talking about rape. That’s rape.
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You posted the wrong shopkeeper anon
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This was all I could find on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhqNdP9v2EQ
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If STDs had a smell, I imagine she would smell like it.
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>No Kafka maids posted yet
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GILIUS THUNDERHEAD YOU FUCKING COOMER
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>CTRL+F Recette
>0 results
Fuck you Ganker.-
>lazy retard can’t spell
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That’s literally how her name is spelled in Japanese, idiot.
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeb
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>20 seconds apart
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unfortunately your lazy retard spread to me, and I typed out "spell" instead of "read"
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igotsumgreatbargainsforyatoday
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>if I had a sister, I’d sell her in a second!
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>guy in the bumfuck town over hasn’t done that with his hussy sister already
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>everythings for sale !
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RE4 merchant is number 1, but this girl is pretty underrated
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What pretty eyes
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I’m glad the devs have encouraged more people to draw Cordelia via the art contest they started two weeks ago.
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boring coombait character, the game looks like trash and the laziness of wanting to get noticed is pathetic
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It’s shameless, but it works. Plus, the game ain’t half bad. I remember playing the original when it first came out and it felt like a casual Nuclear Throne with jumping tacked on. After a year of dev, I wonder how they’re gonna’ try and make it stand out in comparison to something like Isaac, Nuclear Throne, Downwell, Gungeon, Spelunky, etc.
I just want her menu screen sprite to have jiggle. That’s all.
You and me both, little buddy.
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well the camera and setting is something unique, and it will mostly be around halloween and horror themed which is something theese are not
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>it will mostly be around halloween and horror themed which is something theese are not
Yeah, you could say that about most the ones I listed except Isaac, which used horror movies as another source of inspiration for the game’s themes as stated by Edmund. Isaac is just 1 out of 6, tho, so that’s still a good point.>well the camera and setting is something unique
The isometric 2.5D thing they’re doing is cool and helps make projectiles, arcing bullets and jumping enemies a little easier to discern where they take up space in a room in comparison to something like Isaac where you semi-regularly have to look at the shadows of bullets to tell where shit like that is going to land instead of the actual fucking projectile itself. I’ll give it kudos for that. Still, tho, the original on Newgrounds and itch.io felt like Nuclear Throne mixed with Isaac’s dungeon structure. I guess that itself is supposed to be what sets it apart from other rouge-likes in the genre, but that still doesn’t seem like enough to me.
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>How dare they try to be noticed by making something people like and are attracted to!
Shut the fuck up. You sound like a disillusioned teenager who thinks he just broke the code. Go figure out how the world works and then come back.-
rude
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kill yoursself, trannoid
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I just want her menu screen sprite to have jiggle. That’s all.
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The pig from wonderboy 3 and the fairy girl from blue’s journey.
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based lil nigga
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>it will mostly be around halloween and horror themed which is something theese are not
Yeah, you could say that about most the ones I listed except Isaac, which used horror movies as another source of inspiration for the game’s themes as stated by Edmund. Isaac is just 1 out of 6, tho, so that’s still a good point.>well the camera and setting is something unique
The isometric 2.5D thing they’re doing is cool and helps make projectiles, arcing bullets and jumping enemies a little easier to discern where they take up space in a room in comparison to something like Isaac where you semi-regularly have to look at the shadows of bullets to tell where shit like that is going to land instead of the actual fucking projectile itself. I’ll give it kudos for that. Still, tho, the original on Newgrounds and itch.io felt like Nuclear Throne mixed with Isaac’s dungeon structure. I guess that itself is supposed to be what sets it apart from other rouge-likes in the genre, but that still doesn’t seem like enough to me.It’s shameless, but it works. Plus, the game ain’t half bad. I remember playing the original when it first came out and it felt like a casual Nuclear Throne with jumping tacked on. After a year of dev, I wonder how they’re gonna’ try and make it stand out in comparison to something like Isaac, Nuclear Throne, Downwell, Gungeon, Spelunky, etc.
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You and me both, little buddy.I’m glad the devs have encouraged more people to draw Cordelia via the art contest they started two weeks ago.
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Based devman is thinking with longevity, I might even play his game
But I WILL fill my harddrive with this sexy vixen holy fuck she’s great
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what game?
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the start of something great
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fuck bro, is that real or an edit?
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bapanada
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game?
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Is that the one?
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Underrated
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someone post the webm where she slaps her own butt and cackles.
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Who is this semen demon?
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Darksiders Genesis shopkeep.
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Game?
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Highly underappreciated game and character. Game is Part Time Ufo.
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*skips half the game for you*
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>they changed the “be sure to bring more macca next time” line in apoc
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I like his design
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ONLY THE BEST [[1997]]
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Have you sold her those 30 glass pumpkins
Have you sold her 3 of each elemental variant of dragons
Have you bought 5 of each elemental orb you get from selling the dragons
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that rabbit gilf in UT
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Shop’ll open soon lads, head this way.
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My negress
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Thought about posting her yesterday but honestly didn’t remember if she actually had a shop, been so long
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She does
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Cute brummie armourer
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I want her to tounge my balls while I yank on her braid.
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