Who is the greatest videogame shopkeeper?

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    • #439168
      Anonymous
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      Who is the greatest videogame shopkeeper?

    • #439169
      Anonymous
      Guest

      paizuri

    • #439170
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Morshu

      • #439173
        Anonymous
        Guest

        spbp

      • #439521
        Anonymous
        Guest

        mmmmm…..

    • #439171
      Anonymous
      Guest

      my wife

      • #439190
        Anonymous
        Guest

        what game

        • #439191
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Holy shit, someone posting the Witch from Dead Estate??

          It’s Dead Estate.

        • #439219
          Anonymous
          Guest

          who is she. I have to know

          lol, zoomers everyone.

      • #439194
        Anonymous
        Guest

        who is she. I have to know

      • #439227
        Anonymous
        Guest

        what game

        who is she. I have to know

        Here’s your hot paladin bro.

        • #439230
          Anonymous
          Guest

          They ruined her.
          Deeply disappointing.

          • #439238
            Anonymous
            Guest

            They ruined everyone.

        • #439303
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Why did they replace all of the women in this entire game with trannies?

          • #439307
            Anonymous
            Guest

            it’s like how all of michaelangelo’s women look mannish because he was using male models because of propriety also he was gay so thought man was prettier.

        • #439387
          Anonymous
          Guest

          yikes!

      • #439316
        Anonymous
        Guest

        […]

        Here’s your hot paladin bro.

        This is what they took from you

        Anyway, my vote goes to QC. She isn’t the greatest by any means, but that dusk color scheme is really palatable and is sticking out in my mind right now.

      • #439400
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I’m retarded and never played Diablo, where can I get the originals?

    • #439172
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >What does a hero truly need?

      • #439420
        Anonymous
        Guest

        tango

    • #439174
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You can’t refute this.

      • #439234
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >blocks your path

    • #439175
      Anonymous
      Guest

      WELCOME

      • #439188
        Anonymous
        Guest

        only correct answer. rip my spooky nigga

        • #439399
          Anonymous
          Guest

          What is he dead?

      • #439201
        Anonymous
        Guest

        it blew my mind when I found out he’s voiced by the same VA as Leon

        • #439205
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Dude has some serious range.

      • #439202
        Anonymous
        Guest

        You want it? It’s yours, my friend.

        These

      • #439228
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This

      • #439239
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The only answer the thread needed.

      • #439254
        Anonymous
        Guest

        god there’s something so satisfying about seeing organized, useful gear

      • #439314
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >almost had this as an unlockable costume for leon in re6’s mercenaries mode
        It isn’t fair.

        • #439398
          Anonymous
          Guest

          That’s hilarious. Can’t believe no one made a mode yet.

      • #439342
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Rip you madlad

      • #439409
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This and his bro from 8

      • #439411
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >HEH HEH HEH, WHAT A’YA BOI’N

      • #439502
        Anonymous
        Guest

        You can’t refute this.

        Thread should have ended here

      • #439508
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Based fuck the waifus he’s the only good one

    • #439176
      Anonymous
      Guest

      what game

      • #439182
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I just saw it on Steam, it’s not even out yet.
        It’s called Dead Estate. Not my genre of game so I wont play it but I liked the shopkeeper.

        • #439223
          Anonymous
          Guest

          what game

          it has demo on itch.io.

    • #439177
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The coomer in me says Milky Hex Maniac.
      The meme lord in me says Morshu.
      The racist in me says the black guy in BotW that LOVES fried chicken.
      Then again, that bird in TP is also pretty funny.

      • #439180
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >The meme lord in me says Morshu.
        This is the right answer

        WELCOME

        but him too

    • #439178
      Anonymous
      Guest

      this one

    • #439179
      Anonymous
      Guest

      that big boobie girl from dragons crown

      • #439339
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Based coomer. She was a fun side character in the manga too.

        • #439353
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Good lord

        • #439524
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I don’t remember her boobs being that big…

    • #439181
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You want it? It’s yours, my friend.

      • #439199
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I was going to post the bunny shop keeper but….

      • #439268
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This

    • #439183
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #439259
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >All that useless idle chatter and edgy sword man busting in when I just want some ingredients to transmute shit
        Yeah no way fag

    • #439184
      Anonymous
      Guest

      for me, it’s Beedle

      • #439187
        Anonymous
        Guest

        THAAAAANK YOOOOOOU

      • #439216
        Anonymous
        Guest

        HEY!

      • #439454
        Anonymous
        Guest

        ugly artstyle

    • #439185
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #439258
        Anonymous
        Guest

        She wants to fuck a fish lmao
        I want to fuck a fish lmao

    • #439186
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Reccete from an items shops tale
      you are the store keeper

    • #439189
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Mmmmm POP
      MMMMmmmmMMM POP

    • #439192
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Got some good pieces out here if you’re looking to buy. More inside.

    • #439193
      Anonymous
      Guest

      sorry fellas, he’s too based to handle

      • #439229
        Anonymous
        Guest

        oh I handled him alright in bed

        • #439291
          Anonymous
          Guest

          based furfag

    • #439195
      Anonymous
      Guest

      My lover

      • #439198
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Yes ma’am, how much for one motorboat?

      • #439200
        Anonymous
        Guest
      • #439222
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Why tf is she a tree now

        • #439242
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Skill tree

        • #439252
          Anonymous
          Guest

          keeps her from getting old from aging and suda doesn’t want mommy back

      • #439248
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >"Hello creepy-ass otaku"

    • #439196
      Anonymous
      Guest

      GAVLAN WHEEL

      GAVLAN DEAL

      • #439245
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Based. Now I can post Coco instead

        • #439327
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >top is glued to the chest with no tension
          so close to perfection

          • #439335
            Anonymous
            Guest

            It’s the shirt

            • #439347
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >having frames beyond 30 makes physic movements and jiggles nonexistent entirely

              • #439349
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >playing at 80+ fps
                is that why I don’t get the same effect as the webm? I thought that it was just modified for comedic effect.

                • #439360
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Yep. There’s actually a lot of jiggling going on but it has to be a good 30 or less to actually appear. Shit sucks but the PC kinda fits for not having jiggling cause of the outfits and not Coco-level bust.

    • #439197
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #439206
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Underrated post!

      • #439240
        Anonymous
        Guest

        yes!

      • #439390
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >refuses to sell you something because a fucktarded reason
        >good shopkeeper
        fuck u

        • #439402
          Anonymous
          Guest

          He explains his reasons pretty clearly anon

        • #439407
          Anonymous
          Guest

          you never complain when a shopkeeper locks his wares away behind achievements, but now it’s an issue? entitled much?

    • #439203
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The main character’s corpse of course

    • #439207
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #439208
        Anonymous
        Guest

        CUTE

        • #439211
          Anonymous
          Guest

          not for long

          • #439287
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Imagine

            • #439289
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Kill them all.

            • #439322
              Anonymous
              Guest

              I don’t like this picture, Anon; Her shrewd aura mocks me.

      • #439368
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Charges you 250% over standard price on food
        >During a bad harvest when your family is on the brink of starvation
        BITCH, FROM NOW ON MY DAUGHTER WILL DO THE SHOPPING. THAT’LL LEARN YA.

      • #439393
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This is too expensive! Can’t you go lower?

      • #439401
        Anonymous
        Guest

        came here to post this.
        capitalism ho fellow merchants.

      • #439404
        Anonymous
        Guest
        • #439499
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Never understood why people complain so much about her when the other fairy wont go over an extra 5%. At least this one I can go safely to 12%.
          Also you guys never complain about the literal scammer.

    • #439209
      Anonymous
      Guest

      MAKE SURE YOU BRING MORE MACCA NEXT TIME

      • #439246
        Anonymous
        Guest

        That one titty vender from Megaman Legends II

    • #439210
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Are you looking for anything in particular?

      • #439232
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >mfw when she’ll forever stay in SC3

      • #439235
        Anonymous
        Guest

        damn she’s stacked

      • #439299
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >spam a and b to jiggle her tits like jello
        god they were so based back then

    • #439212
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >nobody has posted the duke yet

      • #439214
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Leon originally wasn’t a merchant

    • #439213
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #439340
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Fuck I forgot Tseng. All the VTMB merchants were great.
        >the stoned pawnshop guy
        >Fat Larry (wit a F A T cuz i know i got a weight problem and i jus don’t give a fuck)
        >the wacko 7/11 clerk
        fucking great game

    • #439215
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #439425
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This one.
        He is legendary!

    • #439217
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I wouldn’t call any of them "the best" but Undertale and Deltarune have some really strong contenders

      • #439362
        Anonymous
        Guest

        No they don’t. Fuck off, underfag.

      • #439412
        Anonymous
        Guest

        that line is great

      • #439445
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I love how he stays in the shop during the genocide run.

        • #439487
          Anonymous
          Guest

          and the best thing he cannot be killed like alphys.

    • #439218
      Anonymous
      Guest

      how has no one posted dragons crown yet

    • #439220
      Anonymous
      Guest

      YOYOYO WE GOT DINOSAUR EGGS
      WE DON’T KNOW WHAT KIND
      BUY EM AND HATCH EM

    • #439221
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #439226
        Anonymous
        Guest

        based Herbert MOON

      • #439243
        Anonymous
        Guest

        He’s not wrong

      • #439247
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Natives
        You mean redskins?
        >Asians
        You mean orientals?
        >Homosexuals
        You mean sodomites?

        Who wrote this garbage? They know nothing about the Western genre

      • #439423
        Anonymous
        Guest

        herbert moonman

      • #439457
        Anonymous
        Guest
    • #439224
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The shopkeepers in Brandish are pretty soulful

    • #439225
      Anonymous
      Guest

      La Mulana 2 had the best shopkeepers, they were just a bunch of references to obscure MSX games and other vidya characters

      • #439266
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >all those lost/replaced references in the update/console versions
        So sad.

        • #439270
          Anonymous
          Guest

          They’re still in the PC version of the game. Only the ports got their shopkeepers swapped out.

        • #439405
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Is that the indie shopkeeper update? PC version still has the originals right?

    • #439231
      Anonymous
      Guest

      She offers aught.

      • #439241
        Anonymous
        Guest

        That word pissed me off so fucking much playing that game, aught literally means "nothing"

        • #439250
          Anonymous
          Guest

          You’re thinking of “naught”

          • #439253
            Anonymous
            Guest

            No, I’m thinking of "aught"

            • #439256
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Its both, depending on context. Even the website you used for that definition lists the first entry as "anything" (hence why your picture says entry 3 of 3). So you both get to be right I guess

              • #439426
                Anonymous
                Guest

                So if I say "aught will do", am I saying "nothing will do" or "anything will do"?

                • #439430
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  anything

                • #439432
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  anything

                  Just use naught, aught sounds too similar to ought.

      • #439277
        Anonymous
        Guest

        garden gnometits is best tits

        • #439344
          Anonymous
          Guest

          The proper term is "Khazar milkers" and it’s a real phenomenon that has probably kept garden gnomes alive if you think about it.
          After all, matrilinearity is what decides if you are a garden gnome or not.

        • #439485
          Anonymous
          Guest

          garden gnomes have dark(often curly) hair and brown eyes, anything else is stolen genes, get it right.

      • #439333
        Anonymous
        Guest

        She was my beloved. Which is way better than Fournival or Masterworks like my friends got.

    • #439233
      Anonymous
      Guest

      say what you will about the game itself but this dude was pretty great

      • #439284
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Would’ve been mad if I didn’t see him in this thread.

      • #439318
        Anonymous
        Guest

        You think he’s the greatest? #1 spot is a bit much, I’ll haggle it down to #5, is that good?

        • #439395
          Anonymous
          Guest

          No, that’s too low.

    • #439244
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’m upset I failed to participate in this game’s art contest. My discipline is terrible.

    • #439249
      Anonymous
      Guest

      […]

      >I DON’T ALLOW VANDALISM IN MY STOOOOOOOOOOOREEE!!!

    • #439251
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #439255
      Anonymous
      Guest

      unsung hero

      • #439336
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Back when league wasn’t shit

    • #439257
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #439416
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >arrive with nothing
        >clear out the atomic wrangler and get enough caps to enter the strip
        >clear out every single other casino before completing a single quest
        >buy gehenna
        >buy anti material rifle
        >buy that gun
        >buy all the ammo you’ll ever need
        >still have enough left to buy chems
        He’s the greatest Gankeridya bro of all time

    • #439261
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >wants to viral his game
      >posts generic plain design for a shopkeeper
      come the fuck on

    • #439262
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #439264
      Anonymous
      Guest

      him

      • #439282
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Come back when you get some money, buddy!

    • #439272
      Anonymous
      Guest

      mudcrab merchant and creeper

    • #439274
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The shading on her torso makes her look pregnant.

    • #439280
      Anonymous
      Guest

      his cheeky dialogue helped me keep my head in the game and stop overthinking enough times for him to be my favorite

    • #439296
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #439301
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #439354
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Aye, simwae

      • #439356
        Anonymous
        Guest

        sheep shagger

      • #439358
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The ballerest of ballers right here

      • #439379
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Based

    • #439306
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The thick as pea soup irish accent really makes it.

      • #439311
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Shilleka
        >Irish
        Eh?

        • #439326
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Very.

          • #439329
            Anonymous
            Guest

            That’s Caribbean

          • #439351
            Anonymous
            Guest

            thats her shop from the doujin!

            • #439383
              Anonymous
              Guest

              there’s a doujin?

              • #439384
                Anonymous
                Guest

                yeah. one where she gets taken one willing and the other not

                theres also the flash game

                • #439385
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  huh, i’ve never heard of any of this.

                • #439386
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Y… You’re talking about rape. That’s rape.

      • #439391
        Anonymous
        Guest

        You posted the wrong shopkeeper anon

    • #439309
      Anonymous
      Guest

      […]

      This was all I could find on youtube
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhqNdP9v2EQ
      Might need to emulate it with some high textures for old time sake

    • #439320
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #439472
        Anonymous
        Guest

        If STDs had a smell, I imagine she would smell like it.

    • #439324
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >No Kafka maids posted yet
      SHAME

    • #439331
      Anonymous
      Guest

      GILIUS THUNDERHEAD YOU FUCKING COOMER

    • #439365
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >CTRL+F Recette
      >0 results
      Fuck you Ganker.

    • #439376
      Anonymous
      Guest

      igotsumgreatbargainsforyatoday

    • #439380
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >if I had a sister, I’d sell her in a second!

      • #439382
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >guy in the bumfuck town over hasn’t done that with his hussy sister already

      • #439497
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >everythings for sale !

    • #439381
      Anonymous
      Guest

      RE4 merchant is number 1, but this girl is pretty underrated

      • #439389
        Anonymous
        Guest

        What pretty eyes

    • #439392
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’m glad the devs have encouraged more people to draw Cordelia via the art contest they started two weeks ago.

      • #439394
        Anonymous
        Guest

        boring coombait character, the game looks like trash and the laziness of wanting to get noticed is pathetic

        • #439403
          Anonymous
          Guest

          It’s shameless, but it works. Plus, the game ain’t half bad. I remember playing the original when it first came out and it felt like a casual Nuclear Throne with jumping tacked on. After a year of dev, I wonder how they’re gonna’ try and make it stand out in comparison to something like Isaac, Nuclear Throne, Downwell, Gungeon, Spelunky, etc.

          I just want her menu screen sprite to have jiggle. That’s all.

          You and me both, little buddy.

          • #439406
            Anonymous
            Guest

            well the camera and setting is something unique, and it will mostly be around halloween and horror themed which is something theese are not

            • #439410
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >it will mostly be around halloween and horror themed which is something theese are not
              Yeah, you could say that about most the ones I listed except Isaac, which used horror movies as another source of inspiration for the game’s themes as stated by Edmund. Isaac is just 1 out of 6, tho, so that’s still a good point.

              >well the camera and setting is something unique
              The isometric 2.5D thing they’re doing is cool and helps make projectiles, arcing bullets and jumping enemies a little easier to discern where they take up space in a room in comparison to something like Isaac where you semi-regularly have to look at the shadows of bullets to tell where shit like that is going to land instead of the actual fucking projectile itself. I’ll give it kudos for that. Still, tho, the original on Newgrounds and itch.io felt like Nuclear Throne mixed with Isaac’s dungeon structure. I guess that itself is supposed to be what sets it apart from other rouge-likes in the genre, but that still doesn’t seem like enough to me.

        • #439417
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >How dare they try to be noticed by making something people like and are attracted to!
          Shut the fuck up. You sound like a disillusioned teenager who thinks he just broke the code. Go figure out how the world works and then come back.

          • #439489
            Anonymous
            Guest

            rude

        • #439519
          Anonymous
          Guest

          kill yoursself, trannoid

      • #439396
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I just want her menu screen sprite to have jiggle. That’s all.

    • #439397
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #439408
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The pig from wonderboy 3 and the fairy girl from blue’s journey.

    • #439413
      Anonymous
      Guest

      based lil nigga

    • #439414
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #439415
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #439422
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >it will mostly be around halloween and horror themed which is something theese are not
        Yeah, you could say that about most the ones I listed except Isaac, which used horror movies as another source of inspiration for the game’s themes as stated by Edmund. Isaac is just 1 out of 6, tho, so that’s still a good point.

        >well the camera and setting is something unique
        The isometric 2.5D thing they’re doing is cool and helps make projectiles, arcing bullets and jumping enemies a little easier to discern where they take up space in a room in comparison to something like Isaac where you semi-regularly have to look at the shadows of bullets to tell where shit like that is going to land instead of the actual fucking projectile itself. I’ll give it kudos for that. Still, tho, the original on Newgrounds and itch.io felt like Nuclear Throne mixed with Isaac’s dungeon structure. I guess that itself is supposed to be what sets it apart from other rouge-likes in the genre, but that still doesn’t seem like enough to me.

        It’s shameless, but it works. Plus, the game ain’t half bad. I remember playing the original when it first came out and it felt like a casual Nuclear Throne with jumping tacked on. After a year of dev, I wonder how they’re gonna’ try and make it stand out in comparison to something like Isaac, Nuclear Throne, Downwell, Gungeon, Spelunky, etc.

        […]
        You and me both, little buddy.

        I’m glad the devs have encouraged more people to draw Cordelia via the art contest they started two weeks ago.

        […]

        Based devman is thinking with longevity, I might even play his game
        But I WILL fill my harddrive with this sexy vixen holy fuck she’s great

    • #439418
      Anonymous
      Guest

      what game?

    • #439419
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #439421
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #439424
      Anonymous
      Guest

      the start of something great

      • #439447
        Anonymous
        Guest

        fuck bro, is that real or an edit?

    • #439428
      Anonymous
      Guest

      bapanada

    • #439433
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #439477
        Anonymous
        Guest

        game?

    • #439435
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Is that the one?

    • #439438
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #439522
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Underrated

    • #439442
      Anonymous
      Guest

      someone post the webm where she slaps her own butt and cackles.

      • #439479
        Anonymous
        Guest

        MEIN NEGERS

      • #439481
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Who is this semen demon?

        • #439483
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Darksiders Genesis shopkeep.

    • #439452
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #439461
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #439504
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Game?

    • #439464
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Highly underappreciated game and character. Game is Part Time Ufo.

    • #439468
      Anonymous
      Guest

      *skips half the game for you*

    • #439470
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >they changed the “be sure to bring more macca next time” line in apoc

    • #439475
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I like his design

    • #439490
      Anonymous
      Guest

      ONLY THE BEST [[1997]]

    • #439495
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Have you sold her those 30 glass pumpkins
      Have you sold her 3 of each elemental variant of dragons
      Have you bought 5 of each elemental orb you get from selling the dragons
      Good, now here’s a level 1 unique class in chapter 4

    • #439506
      Anonymous
      Guest

      that rabbit gilf in UT

    • #439512
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Shop’ll open soon lads, head this way.

      • #439514
        Anonymous
        Guest

        My negress

    • #439517
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #439523
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Thought about posting her yesterday but honestly didn’t remember if she actually had a shop, been so long

        • #439526
          Anonymous
          Guest

          She does

    • #439527
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Cute brummie armourer

      • #439528
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I want her to tounge my balls while I yank on her braid.

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