why are the brown zelda girls the best girls?

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    • #390818
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      why are the brown zelda girls the best girls?

    • #390819
      Anonymous
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      because liking brown girls is BASED

      • #390842
        Anonymous
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        They’re the best girls because they’re wonderful, they just also happen to be brown. Them being brown just happens to make them even better than they already are.

        Hell yeah it is.

        • #390845
          Anonymous
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          I’ve been trying to find the source of dusky dravidian for like, years.

          • #390851
            Anonymous
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            It seems to be a fanart of Tatsumiya Mana from Negima. I’m trying to find more info.

          • #390869
            Anonymous
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            Wasn’t able to find anything. Sorry anon.

      • #390853
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        • #390855
          Anonymous
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          i said brown girls not brown hamplanets

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            Anonymous
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    • #390820
      Anonymous
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      zelda is best girl in botw + best version of zelda and its not even close

    • #390821
      Anonymous
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      There is criminally little Riju art or animations.

    • #390822
      Anonymous
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      Black&white girls are the best girls in zelda games

    • #390823
      Anonymous
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      even zelda benefits from brown

      • #390827
        Anonymous
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        top left best, hands down

    • #390824
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      • #390825
        Anonymous
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        I though it was a grown up Riju for a second there.

        • #390826
          Anonymous
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          Isha simply dresses extra fancy because she sells garden gnomeelry. This is the Gerudo equivalent of a tuxedo; She’s got the collar and cuffs.

    • #390828
      Anonymous
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      • #390838
        Anonymous
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        I have feelings toward this pirate queen.

    • #390829
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      • #390873
        Anonymous
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        My favourite is the sad one in the bar, she’s cute

    • #390830
      Anonymous
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      She’s like 12-years-old

      • #390841
        Anonymous
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        yeah and nintendo proceeded to make her comparably one of the most attractive looking figures in the town. This is also the game in which link and zelda are both 17 physically but also 117 due to being in stasis. All of this shit is passive aggressive jabs at the west imo

        • #390843
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          not to mention purah, while looking like a loli, is technically of age by decades because she took some deaging potion that made her look like a loli. But in "age of calamity" where she does not look like a loli, pictured here, she is also 17. I think nintendo and most of japanese media has been doing shit like this for a while but this is the most on the nose I think nintendo has ever been. This is the kind of trolling that gives me a chuckle

    • #390831
      Anonymous
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      Some of the Gerudo do have a type they prefer to date.

    • #390832
      Anonymous
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      the only thing worse than a town of women, is a town of women who are also dykes AND diverse folk

      • #390846
        Anonymous
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        except they aren’t dykes
        majority of the gerudo npcs bitch about not being able to find a man

      • #390857
        Anonymous
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        give sauce

        • #390870
          Anonymous
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          American comic called Preacher. The author however is a massive chuuni faggot

    • #390833
      Anonymous
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    • #390835
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    • #390836
      Anonymous
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      A very rare case: visibly Western fanart that looks good.

    • #390837
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    • #390844
      Anonymous
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      Isn’t she like 10?

    • #390847
      Anonymous
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      INCOMING DROP GERUDOS GET DOWN

    • #390848
      Anonymous
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      What kind of fucking freak would want to marry an 8 foot tall muscular woman?

      Might as well marry Shaq.

      • #390850
        Anonymous
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        I’m 6’1" and I want a woman taller then me because that’s hot to me, unfortunately all the tall women are lesbos in my area

      • #390861
        Anonymous
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        >What kind of fucking freak would want to marry an 8 foot tall muscular woman?
        I volunteer as tribute.
        >tfw a 5’2 manlet
        >every girl i’ve hooked up with has been taller than me
        >have a tall girl fetish anyway
        Life’s pretty good from down here, bros.
        But I’d marry Shaq too, he seems like a swell guy. No homo tho.

        • #390862
          Anonymous
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          Nigga you are shorter than my 12 year old cousin.

          • #390863
            Anonymous
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            Yeah, I get that a lot.
            Even funnier because my current gf is 5’9". 6’3" when she has heels on. It’s the hottest fucking thing.
            Stunted growth from a shitty childhood, but Goddamn if I’m not letting myself live the dream by being surrounded by taller, stronger girls. Not sure if my fetish for it arose from that, or if it would’ve happened regardless, but I’m making the most of it.

            • #390864
              Anonymous
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              >letting women be stronger than you

              The worst. They hunt in packs for a reason.

              • #390874
                Anonymous
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                Lol, this got me.
                Nicely done.

              • #390875
                Anonymous
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                >BITCHES HUNT IN PACKS, ARISEN

        • #390876
          Anonymous
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          Yeah, I get that a lot.
          Even funnier because my current gf is 5’9". 6’3" when she has heels on. It’s the hottest fucking thing.
          Stunted growth from a shitty childhood, but Goddamn if I’m not letting myself live the dream by being surrounded by taller, stronger girls. Not sure if my fetish for it arose from that, or if it would’ve happened regardless, but I’m making the most of it.

          >having good taste AND actually living the dream
          Enjoy to the fullest, anon.

          • #390878
            Anonymous
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            Thanks, my dude. You too!

        • #390879
          Anonymous
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          Yeah, I get that a lot.
          Even funnier because my current gf is 5’9". 6’3" when she has heels on. It’s the hottest fucking thing.
          Stunted growth from a shitty childhood, but Goddamn if I’m not letting myself live the dream by being surrounded by taller, stronger girls. Not sure if my fetish for it arose from that, or if it would’ve happened regardless, but I’m making the most of it.

          >tfw 5’11" but have a fetish for girls at least a head taller than me
          It’s not fucking fair.

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      • #390872
        Anonymous
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        >Implying I wouldn’t marry Shaq

    • #390849
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    • #390852
      Anonymous
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      It’s just your preference goyim nobody drilled it into your head or anything.

    • #390854
      Anonymous
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      >Medli and Malon are both white
      Your premise is faulty

    • #390856
      Anonymous
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      >best Zelda girl is a voluptuous brown qt villain from a third party soulless mosou

      literally how

    • #390858
      Anonymous
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      >Mod to play as Liinkle
      >Mod to play as Zelda
      >Mod to play fucking CJ
      >No mod to play delicious brown gerudo loli
      Moddders need to get their goddamn priorities straight.

    • #390859
      Anonymous
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      Link should legitimately marry Riju. She’s a legitimately sweet girl and the most beautiful girl of her race (tied with Urbosa) so that should be carried on.

      • #390867
        Anonymous
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        Isn’t she like 12?

        • #390877
          Anonymous
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          Link is still a teenager mentally, the age gap isn’t that big.

    • #390868
      Anonymous
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      Post Nabooru

      • #390871
        Anonymous
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        You’ll get Urbosa as well.

    • #390880
      Anonymous
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      based, brown anything is always best

      • #390881
        Anonymous
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        whom

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