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Why do we hate this game again?
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AMOOGUS IS SUS
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BUT THAT BOOTY ISN’T.
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we dont.
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Based Mugen content
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who the fuck is "we"?
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the relinquishment of your individual anima the second you entered here
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when the imposter is thick
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Zoomers & shitty Youtubers
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fuck you i looked it up
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>XD
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It’s popular.
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for some reason, no one actually plays the game
they just hang out at the ready room talking about inane shit
it’s like they’ve never heard of chatrooms or something -
There’s no good reason to hate this game, but if you think it’s the best at what it does your wrong.
It’s just the simplest version, so it scrapes the bottom of the barrel the best -
we hate popular games
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>mfw i dont like amogus and this gif reminds me of adeptus ridiculous instead
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I can’t fucking take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought ‘Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!’ and I’ve never wanted to kms more. I can’t look at a vent without breaking down and fucking crying. I can’t eat pasta without thinking ‘IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!’ Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can’t fucking take it anymore.
Please fucking end my suffering.
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Ganker: YOOOOO Fall Guys got them drips dog!
Imposter: Not if I can do anything about it!
Imposter: *Kills Among Us*
Fall Guys: NOOOOOOOO
Imposter: Now I shall make my escape
Imposter: *Runs away*
Fall Guys: I won’t let you get away with this!
Fall Guys: *Chases imposter*
Cyberpunk 2077: *Glitches into floor*
Fallout 76: *Sees Cyberpunk 2077*
Fallout 76: Howdy. Welcome to the love cave
Cyberpunk 2077: Oh no!
Imposter: *Is still running*
Fall Guys: *Is still chasing*
Imposter: *Jumps out a window* (We’re in a tall building)
Fall Guys: *Jumps out with*
Fall Guys: WOOOO
Imposter: *Lands and breaks his legs*
Fall Guys: *Lands with a squeak*
Ganker: I ran down as fast as I could, and now I have you
Ganker: *Reaches inside Imposter’s poopyhole*
Ganker: *Pulls out an entire XBox Series X*
Ganker: Now I can play video games!
Trump: Actually, the Xbox has no games
Trump: *dabs*
Trump: *Farts*
Ganker: NOOOOOO
Fall Guys: Don’t worry!
Fall Guys: *Reaches into Trump’s poopyhole and pulls out a PS5*
Ganker: Holy cow! We can now play some real video games!
Fall Guys: Dibs on the Abby segments!
Steve from Minecraft: Ha, she’ll never get into Smash
Abby: *Gets into Smash*
Steve from Minecraft: No way!
Geno: Ha! Get dunked on home brew!
Geno: *Dabs*
Steve: Nooooooooo
Sakurai: Abby is now an official nintendo character!
Sony: Say sike right now!
Sakurai: Too rate, rere gonna release Abby 2
Sakurai: *dabs
Sony: NOOOOOOOO!
Ganker: Wait!
Ganker: *reaches into Sakurai’s poopyhole
Ganker: *Pulls out a log of shit
Ganker: Whoopsie doodles!
Ganker: *Reaches into Sakurai’s poopyhole again
Ganker: *pulls out a Switch
Ganker: Oh yeah, I’m thinking bing bing wahoo time
Fall Guys: Alright! Everybody dance!
Music: *starts playing
Music: PARTY ROCK IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
Fallguys: *breakdances
Fallguys: Wooooo!
Among Us: *Default dances
Trump: *does the worm
Abby: *twerks
Ganker: Wow. I’m sure glad I decided to talk about video games!-
i dont know what the fuck this is but based
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kino
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Liek if you cri everytiem
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I don’t hate it, I just don’t care about it. Same for like 99% of the shit teenagers go crazy for
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Stop being mean
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ss13 better
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objectively, no
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more depth and replayability then
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sussy bakas
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It becomes painfully obvious that all you’re playing against is autistic 5-10 year olds really fast.
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Faster
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Because despite being a run of the mill, standard party game it has an obnoxiously zealous following compromised of streamer obsessed spastics who use it to hide their lack of personality, humor, and originality.
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>When the impostor is SUS
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
DING DING DING
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ITS A LIL SUSSY
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YO THIS NIGGA BE SUS AF
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Dont care about the game, never played it, but memes it brought are pretty good.
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I’ve never gotten the impression that anyone does hate the game
just nonstop absurdist humor -
because I already solved the actual game part and so did everyone else so all that’s left is streamers using it as a chat room.
Here’s an unbreakable protocol that will allow the crew to win every single time.
9 People.
Split into 3 groups of three.
If anybody dies, vote out both of the other people in their group.
If anyone tries to wander away from their group, they die.
If anyone votes against protocol, they die.
Groups must cycle through the map in a rotation to do tasks.
If groups spot each other for any reason, they must stay apart. If anyone moves close to the other group, they must die.If both imposters end up in the same group, they can kill their third group member but they will eventually get caught and killed.
If the imposters end up in different groups, they cannot kill anyone without immediately being reported and killed.
It’s foolproof.-
doesn’t work with 3 imposters if each one gets their own group and kills one of the group members since the crewmates won’t be the majority anymore
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by default there are 2 imposters in a lobby of 9. You’d have to be fucking retarded to play with 6 crew 3 imposters because then it’s the opposite and the imposters can win every time by just starting with a triple kill.
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That isn’t solved because that only works on an individual game basis to assure victory to crew. If you assume games over time you would be sacrificing 100% of imposter games. You should be striving for personal, and not crew, wins.
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try again but less retarded this time
I can try to win while I’m an imposter but the point is that if the rest of the lobby knows and understands the protocol, I can’t beat it. They won’t be able to win either next time they roll imposter, but right now they’re a crewmember and they want to win, so they’ll use the protocol.-
You are choosing to win one battle and sacrificing future endeavors.
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>imposters dim lights
>kill random people outside their group when everyone rushes to turn the lights back on again
>if nobody turns lights back on then imposters can effectively kill with impunity and it becomes impossible to stay in groups -
i have a not retarded solution:
any amount of people.
split up into 1 group of everyone.
travel across the map twice as everyone does their tasks. (though i’m sure there’s an optimal route that covers every download in one lap).
crewmate always wins.as impostor your options are either:
sabotage lights and kill someone – but you will appear on top of the stack of players and immediately out yourself as impostor.
sabotage reactor to forcefully split up the group – a good plan but you’d need to actually kill people first or else there will be enough witnesses in both groups to (assuming none of the crew lies) figure out who the impostor is.there’s one major problem with this strategy though:
no one would actually want to play this way.
it’s a game. it’s meant to be fun.
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there’s much better mafia/werewolf/etc style games out there but it only got traction because eceleb zoom zoom effect
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i dont hate it.
it just grabs me so little that i dont even consider it.
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I can’t believe how quickly it took for no more rooms to be hosted on all boards.
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The game now has an account system anyway.
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Actual serious answer: Because it’s a worse, run-down TTT. Play that instead.
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you wish lol
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>TTT
god some of the people in those servers need to never be able to use a computer again
but it’s still… so full of SOVL -
DINKLEBEEEEEEEEEEEEEERG
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shit graphics
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Nobody considered it good here in the first place.
it just blew up because of watchability
if you ACTUALLY play the game you’d know the experience is absolutely HORRENDOUS -
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Many of the posts I read complaining about Among Us on Ganker seem to imply that the poster has only played it in random lobbies with random people they don’t know, communicating only via text chat.
You….you guys realize you’ve only really played the game as intended once you’ve played with a group of friends all on voice chat, right?
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>be in a discord of a small friend group
>they invite me to play among us
>a couple dudes who’ve been there forever still refuse to use voice chat and just type despite everyone else talking
i cannot imagine being so autistic that you’re afraid to even talk on the internet.
one of the dudes is a massive edgelord faggot and probably posts on here, how are you gonna pretend to be this epic basedpilled gigachad neo-nazi but turn into a whimpering little bitch at the thought of using a headset? what a fucking loser -
>voice chat
Cringe. The best games I had were here with normal chat. I miss it…-
>being able to speak with your voice in this game of pvp social engineering is cringe
>typing behind a screen like a literal 10 year old is akshually the based epic cuckmelanoid way to play
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>based
Back2reddit melanoid.-
>cringe
After you, faggot.
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It’s literally just the IRL game mafia.
It was f2p/$5, ecelebs and zoomers ate it up like every fotm game.
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Among us on Ganker was fun as fuck and you no fun allowed fags ruined it
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It unironically got too popular. Children mainly made it obnoxious because they can’t resist saying sus or similar at every opportunity.
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FASTER
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