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    • #471582
      Anonymous
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      Why do we hate this game again?

    • #471583
      Anonymous
      Guest

      AMOOGUS IS SUS

      • #471588
        Anonymous
        Guest

        BUT THAT BOOTY ISN’T.

    • #471584
      Anonymous
      Guest

      we dont.

      • #471617
        Anonymous
        Guest

        sus

        sus

        Zoomers & shitty Youtubers

        sus

        Stop being mean

        sus

      • #471647
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Based Mugen content

    • #471585
      Anonymous
      Guest

      who the fuck is "we"?

      • #471591
        Anonymous
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        the relinquishment of your individual anima the second you entered here

    • #471586
      Anonymous
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      when the imposter is thick

    • #471587
      Anonymous
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      Zoomers & shitty Youtubers

      • #471610
        Anonymous
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        fuck you i looked it up

      • #471642
        Anonymous
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        >XD

    • #471589
      Anonymous
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      It’s popular.

    • #471590
      Anonymous
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      for some reason, no one actually plays the game
      they just hang out at the ready room talking about inane shit
      it’s like they’ve never heard of chatrooms or something

    • #471592
      Anonymous
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      There’s no good reason to hate this game, but if you think it’s the best at what it does your wrong.
      It’s just the simplest version, so it scrapes the bottom of the barrel the best

    • #471593
      Anonymous
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      we hate popular games

    • #471594
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >mfw i dont like amogus and this gif reminds me of adeptus ridiculous instead

    • #471595
      Anonymous
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      I can’t fucking take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought ‘Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!’ and I’ve never wanted to kms more. I can’t look at a vent without breaking down and fucking crying. I can’t eat pasta without thinking ‘IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!’ Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can’t fucking take it anymore.

      Please fucking end my suffering.

    • #471596
      Anonymous
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      Ganker: YOOOOO Fall Guys got them drips dog!
      Imposter: Not if I can do anything about it!
      Imposter: *Kills Among Us*
      Fall Guys: NOOOOOOOO
      Imposter: Now I shall make my escape
      Imposter: *Runs away*
      Fall Guys: I won’t let you get away with this!
      Fall Guys: *Chases imposter*
      Cyberpunk 2077: *Glitches into floor*
      Fallout 76: *Sees Cyberpunk 2077*
      Fallout 76: Howdy. Welcome to the love cave
      Cyberpunk 2077: Oh no!
      Imposter: *Is still running*
      Fall Guys: *Is still chasing*
      Imposter: *Jumps out a window* (We’re in a tall building)
      Fall Guys: *Jumps out with*
      Fall Guys: WOOOO
      Imposter: *Lands and breaks his legs*
      Fall Guys: *Lands with a squeak*
      Ganker: I ran down as fast as I could, and now I have you
      Ganker: *Reaches inside Imposter’s poopyhole*
      Ganker: *Pulls out an entire XBox Series X*
      Ganker: Now I can play video games!
      Trump: Actually, the Xbox has no games
      Trump: *dabs*
      Trump: *Farts*
      Ganker: NOOOOOO
      Fall Guys: Don’t worry!
      Fall Guys: *Reaches into Trump’s poopyhole and pulls out a PS5*
      Ganker: Holy cow! We can now play some real video games!
      Fall Guys: Dibs on the Abby segments!
      Steve from Minecraft: Ha, she’ll never get into Smash
      Abby: *Gets into Smash*
      Steve from Minecraft: No way!
      Geno: Ha! Get dunked on home brew!
      Geno: *Dabs*
      Steve: Nooooooooo
      Sakurai: Abby is now an official nintendo character!
      Sony: Say sike right now!
      Sakurai: Too rate, rere gonna release Abby 2
      Sakurai: *dabs
      Sony: NOOOOOOOO!
      Ganker: Wait!
      Ganker: *reaches into Sakurai’s poopyhole
      Ganker: *Pulls out a log of shit
      Ganker: Whoopsie doodles!
      Ganker: *Reaches into Sakurai’s poopyhole again
      Ganker: *pulls out a Switch
      Ganker: Oh yeah, I’m thinking bing bing wahoo time
      Fall Guys: Alright! Everybody dance!
      Music: *starts playing
      Music: PARTY ROCK IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
      Fallguys: *breakdances
      Fallguys: Wooooo!
      Among Us: *Default dances
      Trump: *does the worm
      Abby: *twerks
      Ganker: Wow. I’m sure glad I decided to talk about video games!

      • #471597
        Anonymous
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        i dont know what the fuck this is but based

      • #471611
        Anonymous
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        kino

      • #471624
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Liek if you cri everytiem

    • #471598
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I don’t hate it, I just don’t care about it. Same for like 99% of the shit teenagers go crazy for

    • #471599
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Stop being mean

    • #471600
      Anonymous
      Guest

      ss13 better

      • #471602
        Anonymous
        Guest

        objectively, no

        • #471609
          Anonymous
          Guest

          more depth and replayability then

    • #471601
      Anonymous
      Guest

      sussy bakas

    • #471603
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It becomes painfully obvious that all you’re playing against is autistic 5-10 year olds really fast.

    • #471604
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Faster

    • #471605
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Because despite being a run of the mill, standard party game it has an obnoxiously zealous following compromised of streamer obsessed spastics who use it to hide their lack of personality, humor, and originality.

    • #471606
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >When the impostor is SUS
      DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
      DING DING DING
      DING DING

    • #471607
      Anonymous
      Guest

      ITS A LIL SUSSY

    • #471608
      Anonymous
      Guest

      YO THIS NIGGA BE SUS AF

    • #471612
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Dont care about the game, never played it, but memes it brought are pretty good.

    • #471613
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’ve never gotten the impression that anyone does hate the game
      just nonstop absurdist humor

    • #471614
      Anonymous
      Guest

      because I already solved the actual game part and so did everyone else so all that’s left is streamers using it as a chat room.

      Here’s an unbreakable protocol that will allow the crew to win every single time.
      9 People.
      Split into 3 groups of three.
      If anybody dies, vote out both of the other people in their group.
      If anyone tries to wander away from their group, they die.
      If anyone votes against protocol, they die.
      Groups must cycle through the map in a rotation to do tasks.
      If groups spot each other for any reason, they must stay apart. If anyone moves close to the other group, they must die.

      If both imposters end up in the same group, they can kill their third group member but they will eventually get caught and killed.
      If the imposters end up in different groups, they cannot kill anyone without immediately being reported and killed.
      It’s foolproof.

      • #471619
        Anonymous
        Guest

        doesn’t work with 3 imposters if each one gets their own group and kills one of the group members since the crewmates won’t be the majority anymore

        • #471620
          Anonymous
          Guest

          by default there are 2 imposters in a lobby of 9. You’d have to be fucking retarded to play with 6 crew 3 imposters because then it’s the opposite and the imposters can win every time by just starting with a triple kill.

      • #471621
        Anonymous
        Guest

        That isn’t solved because that only works on an individual game basis to assure victory to crew. If you assume games over time you would be sacrificing 100% of imposter games. You should be striving for personal, and not crew, wins.

        • #471622
          Anonymous
          Guest

          try again but less retarded this time
          I can try to win while I’m an imposter but the point is that if the rest of the lobby knows and understands the protocol, I can’t beat it. They won’t be able to win either next time they roll imposter, but right now they’re a crewmember and they want to win, so they’ll use the protocol.

          • #471626
            Anonymous
            Guest

            You are choosing to win one battle and sacrificing future endeavors.

      • #471623
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >imposters dim lights
        >kill random people outside their group when everyone rushes to turn the lights back on again
        >if nobody turns lights back on then imposters can effectively kill with impunity and it becomes impossible to stay in groups

      • #471636
        Anonymous
        Guest

        i have a not retarded solution:
        any amount of people.
        split up into 1 group of everyone.
        travel across the map twice as everyone does their tasks. (though i’m sure there’s an optimal route that covers every download in one lap).
        crewmate always wins.

        as impostor your options are either:
        sabotage lights and kill someone – but you will appear on top of the stack of players and immediately out yourself as impostor.
        sabotage reactor to forcefully split up the group – a good plan but you’d need to actually kill people first or else there will be enough witnesses in both groups to (assuming none of the crew lies) figure out who the impostor is.

        there’s one major problem with this strategy though:
        no one would actually want to play this way.
        it’s a game. it’s meant to be fun.

    • #471615
      Anonymous
      Guest

      there’s much better mafia/werewolf/etc style games out there but it only got traction because eceleb zoom zoom effect

    • #471616
      Anonymous
      Guest

      i dont hate it.
      it just grabs me so little that i dont even consider it.
      i call that "fall guys syndrome"

    • #471618
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I canโ€™t believe how quickly it took for no more rooms to be hosted on all boards.

      • #471639
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The game now has an account system anyway.

    • #471625
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Actual serious answer: Because it’s a worse, run-down TTT. Play that instead.

      • #471628
        Anonymous
        Guest

        you wish lol

      • #471630
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >TTT
        god some of the people in those servers need to never be able to use a computer again
        but it’s still… so full of SOVL

      • #471631
        Anonymous
        Guest

        DINKLEBEEEEEEEEEEEEEERG

    • #471627
      Anonymous
      Guest

      sus

    • #471629
      Anonymous
      Guest

      shit graphics

    • #471632
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Nobody considered it good here in the first place.

      it just blew up because of watchability
      if you ACTUALLY play the game you’d know the experience is absolutely HORRENDOUS

    • #471633
      Anonymous
      Guest

      a
      mong

    • #471634
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Many of the posts I read complaining about Among Us on Ganker seem to imply that the poster has only played it in random lobbies with random people they don’t know, communicating only via text chat.

      You….you guys realize you’ve only really played the game as intended once you’ve played with a group of friends all on voice chat, right?

      • #471635
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >be in a discord of a small friend group
        >they invite me to play among us
        >a couple dudes who’ve been there forever still refuse to use voice chat and just type despite everyone else talking
        i cannot imagine being so autistic that you’re afraid to even talk on the internet.
        one of the dudes is a massive edgelord faggot and probably posts on here, how are you gonna pretend to be this epic basedpilled gigachad neo-nazi but turn into a whimpering little bitch at the thought of using a headset? what a fucking loser

      • #471640
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >voice chat
        Cringe. The best games I had were here with normal chat. I miss it…

        • #471641
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >being able to speak with your voice in this game of pvp social engineering is cringe
          >typing behind a screen like a literal 10 year old is akshually the based epic cuckmelanoid way to play
          ok guy

          • #471643
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >based
            Back2reddit melanoid.

            • #471645
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >cringe
              After you, faggot.

    • #471637
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Itโ€™s literally just the IRL game mafia.

      It was f2p/$5, ecelebs and zoomers ate it up like every fotm game.

    • #471638
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Among us on Ganker was fun as fuck and you no fun allowed fags ruined it

    • #471644
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It unironically got too popular. Children mainly made it obnoxious because they can’t resist saying sus or similar at every opportunity.

    • #471646
      Anonymous
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    • #471648
      Anonymous
      Guest

      FASTER

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