Why does every fucking game have monkey king in it now?

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    • #426910
      Anonymous
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      Why does every fucking game have monkey king in it now?

    • #426911
      Anonymous
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      Name 6

      • #426917
        Anonymous
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        dota 2
        league of legends
        heroes of newerth
        smite
        warframe
        paragon

        • #426927
          Anonymous
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          FFXIV also has him as a boss

        • #426944
          Anonymous
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          >5 of 6 are ASSFAGGOTS

          • #426960
            Anonymous
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            >3/6 are also chink owned

        • #426962
          Anonymous
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          >play genre made for appealing to china
          >Why are there so many chinese themed characters????

    • #426912
      Anonymous
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      cuz we kangz n sheeit

    • #426913
      Anonymous
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      footjob

      • #426932
        Anonymous
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        shut it

      • #426933
        Anonymous
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        What?

    • #426914
      Anonymous
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      what’s your problem? are you a racist?

    • #426915
      Anonymous
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      I wish christians would let us use jesus christ in mobas

      • #426948
        Anonymous
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        Monkey King jobbed to the Buddha, at best you can have an apostle.

      • #426996
        Anonymous
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        Omniknight

    • #426916
      Anonymous
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      Appeals to Chinese gamers.

    • #426918
      Anonymous
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      Because americans want to attract a chinese audience, but at the same time, they don’t know anything about Chinese culture like fucking Sun Wukong.

      • #426925
        Anonymous
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        What if people just think SunWoKong is cool and nothing else?

        • #426929
          Anonymous
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          nah, it’s the goku reference.

      • #426970
        Anonymous
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        Literally everything chinks make is either ablut Journey to the West or Romance of Three Kingdoms as well though

      • #426974
        Anonymous
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        You’re wrong on every count holy shit can we just permaban Europe entirely?

        dota 2
        league of legends
        heroes of newerth
        smite
        warframe
        paragon

        FFXIV

    • #426919
      Anonymous
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      because Sun Wukong is cool and is also one of if not the most iconic fictional figures in Chinese history

      • #426997
        Anonymous
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        This, and they don’t have to pay for rights

    • #426920
      Anonymous
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      Iconic character from Chinese mythology.

    • #426921
      Anonymous
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      Because developers think representing blacks is important

      • #427002
        Anonymous
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    • #426922
      Anonymous
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      Chinese rep

    • #426923
      Anonymous
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      le monke king

    • #426924
      Anonymous
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    • #426926
      Anonymous
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      Everybody likes trickster gods, and Chinks are unfortunately important enough to pander to.

    • #426928
      Anonymous
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      chyna

    • #426930
      Anonymous
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      caters to both chinks and amerimutts

    • #426931
      Anonymous
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      Why not monkey queen?

    • #426934
      Anonymous
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      Because china owns you.

    • #426935
      Anonymous
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      […]

      Back to the bloons thread with ye

    • #426936
      Anonymous
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      Because the ching chong changs have infiltrated every game and industry at this point. Hope you’re learning chinese or you won’t even be able to communicate with your kids in 10 years.

      • #426985
        Anonymous
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        Because China.

        Not infiltrated, China has the largest PC playerbase in the world that was an untapped market.

    • #426937
      Anonymous
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      I like monkeys

    • #426938
      Anonymous
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      >Why does every fucking game have monkey king in it now
      Only now? There was a lot of Monkey King references in PS1- and PS2 era games too.

      • #426939
        Anonymous
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        Is this furry?

        • #426940
          Anonymous
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          does it matter?

        • #426941
          Anonymous
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          Its Rule 63 Sun Wukong.

        • #426951
          Anonymous
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          Yes, it’s an anthropomorphic monkey. It’s a weird case since they’re so close to us that even some furfags don’t consider them furshit.

          • #426952
            Anonymous
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            They’re not furry enough to be furry? wut?

            • #426957
              Anonymous
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              It’s kind of like monkeys are just weird humans with fur and tails. They’re already anthropomorphic on their own without much artistic input or deviation from their actual forms.

              • #426959
                Anonymous
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                Pictures like

                […]

                suggest otherwise. That’s clearly not just a human with fur.

                • #426965
                  Anonymous
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                  Like I said, it’s very controversial.

      • #426942
        Anonymous
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        furries don’t like monkeys because they’re Too Human

      • #426966
        Anonymous
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        Son Son, Amingo, and Ruby Heart were such blessed fightan characters. I wish they returned in some way.

    • #426943
      Anonymous
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      I think you need to journey to some bitches

    • #426945
      Anonymous
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      Nothing wrong with it. It’s a fun character.

    • #426946
      Anonymous
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      Royalty free, well known, popular

    • #426947
      Anonymous
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      Chinese propaganda the chink commies spend billions in propaganda all around the world

    • #426949
      Anonymous
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      he piss on buddha’s hand
      he based

      • #426955
        Anonymous
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        Why did he do it?

        • #426972
          Anonymous
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          i think it was something about challenging sun wukong to escape from him and he went to the edge of the universe which was on buddha’s hand and he pissed there on his finger to prove it

      • #426956
        Anonymous
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        buddha get out im piss

    • #426950
      Anonymous
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      […]

      Every thread can be monke

    • #426953
      Anonymous
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      He’s pretty strong no matter what pos you play him in.

    • #426954
      Anonymous
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      […]

      Not monke enough

    • #426958
      Anonymous
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      […]

      Stop giving me new fetishes, damnit.

    • #426961
      Anonymous
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      […]

      Sauce?

    • #426963
      Anonymous
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      Most humans are hack frauds.

    • #426964
      Anonymous
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      picrel still best monkey king game

      • #426968
        Anonymous
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        Step aside

    • #426967
      Anonymous
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      Aren’t they making a specific monkey king game right now?

      • #426983
        Anonymous
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        Yeah. You can’t talk about it on here without everyone seething about it. Ganker suddenly became Monkey King experts and claimed to be able to name 40 recent games starring the Monkey King as the main character and that we were overflowed with then and another one from China doesn’t need to exists.
        I’d wish they would hurry up and post that list cause I’d love to play all those AAA Monkey games they rave about.

    • #426969
      Anonymous
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      journey to the west is super popular and is basically the DNA, soul, and blueprint of every single anime to exist

    • #426971
      Anonymous
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      >not wanting to play as monke

    • #426973
      Anonymous
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      because wukong is fucking rad

    • #426975
      Anonymous
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      What are the best videogame monkeys?

      • #426976
        Anonymous
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        ape escape
        monkey ball
        bloons

        • #426978
          Anonymous
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          What is Bloons?

          monkey feet have the best footjobs

          Nah they’re just handjobs at that point.

          • #426979
            Anonymous
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            use google you braindead retard moron faggot cocksucker bitch melanoid

    • #426977
      Anonymous
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      monkey feet have the best footjobs

    • #426980
      Anonymous
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      Because he’s the strongest under the heavens

      • #426981
        Anonymous
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        god of highschool fucking sucks.

        • #426984
          Anonymous
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          Filtered

          • #426995
            Anonymous
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            Yeah, filtered by garbage for ADD zoomers.

            • #427006
              Anonymous
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              Filtered by low IQ sadly

      • #426982
        Anonymous
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        Is that a ps3?

        • #426989
          Anonymous
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          that’s what I fucking thought too

    • #426986
      Anonymous
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      Sun Wukong was the original shonen protagonist before anime and manga even existed

    • #426987
      Anonymous
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      So is monkey king supposed to be like a marvel quip type character with a sense of humour or awesome monkey action hero? Games seem to do both.

      • #426991
        Anonymous
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        He jokes around, but he isn’t Marvel quipper tier. More or an poopyhole.

      • #426999
        Anonymous
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        hes a huge poopyhole to everytging and everyone

    • #426988
      Anonymous
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      Don’t worry, you won’t see it any more because Xi went full boomer and banned games

    • #426990
      Anonymous
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      Here’s your monkey king(female)

      • #426993
        Anonymous
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        >generic animu girl

        No

        • #427001
          Anonymous
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          *generic 10 year old anime girl
          fixed that for you

    • #426992
      Anonymous
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      >Now
      Newfag

    • #426994
      Anonymous
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      Wukong bros…. We were supposed to be unbeatable….

    • #426998
      Anonymous
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      he’s cool and the chinks love him

    • #427000
      Anonymous
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      Chinks have 3 infamous novels. Journey to the west is one of them

      • #427004
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >3 infamous novels
        Which 3?
        Aside of journey to the west

    • #427003
      Anonymous
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      because he’s strong?

    • #427005
      Anonymous
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      >Journey to the West
      >Romance of the 3 Kingdoms
      That’s LITERALLY all the folklore China has. Dream of the Red Chamber? Water Margin? What the fuck are those? Who cares, just put Cao Cao fighting Xuanzang in the game and China and Japan will lap this shit up.

      • #427007
        Anonymous
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        Great Leap Forward Prease Undelstans

        • #427008
          Anonymous
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          Yup, nice job fucking yourself for hundreds of years, China.

      • #427009
        Anonymous
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        >Dream of the Red Chamber? Water Margin?
        >He didn’t know about the adult novel

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