Why does Ganker hate this game? I’m talking about the game as a game, not waifu mind you.

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    • #470056
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      Why does Ganker hate this game? I’m talking about the game as a game, not waifu mind you.

    • #470060
      Anonymous
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      I like it.

      • #470067
        Anonymous
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        Same. I liked it too.

    • #470062
      Anonymous
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      because it’s popular

    • #470064
      Anonymous
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      Play the game 30 times to get the real ending.
      Lazy and boring shooting sections.
      Those are my reasons.
      I don’t hate it’s just bleh.

      • #470066
        Anonymous
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        >Play the game 30 times to get the real ending.
        Didn’t play the game lol

        • #470074
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          • #470077
            Anonymous
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            You will never have sex. πŸ™

            • #470081
              Anonymous
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              I had my first bj when i was 13.

              • #470083
                Anonymous
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                Gay suck offs don’t count.

                • #470084
                  Anonymous
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                  it was actually two girls from my class during a dare.

                  • #470087
                    Anonymous
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                    I’ve seen the same VHS tape.

                  • #470090
                    Anonymous
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                  • #470097
                    Anonymous
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                    I had my first bj when i was 13.

                    This is the kind of lame shit virgins make up when they get called out for still being a virgin.

                  • #470204
                    Anonymous
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                    you watch too much porn

                  • #470205
                    Anonymous
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                    Utterly pathetic lie dude

              • #470086
                Anonymous
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                >I am terribly insecure

              • #470093
                Anonymous
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                forgot to say, it was from my uncle btw

              • #470132
                Anonymous
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                If youre telling the truth you got molested

            • #470091
              Anonymous
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              found the tranny hon

      • #470070
        Anonymous
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        >Play the game 30 times to get the real ending.
        Literally parroting memes. Never played the game.

      • #470188
        Anonymous
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        You can get different "endings" through the course of the game and a great majority of those are joke game overs and there’s a chapter select that allows you to easily get those endings provided you’ve gotten past the point where you’re able to get them. The worst criticism you can levy at having to play the game again is redoing Ending A’s events while controlling 9S instead of 2B but that’s a part of the natural progression of the game. If you want to complain about having to replay a game for all the endings then Chrono Trigger is an actual and much harsher example since there are some endings where it’s almost impossible to get without doing a new game+

    • #470068
      Anonymous
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      Ganker here.
      We love Nier Automata. It’s one of the greatest video games of the 21st century. Amazing, beautiful experience.

      t. Ganker

      • #470095
        Anonymous
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        This but unironically. In the past two years there’s been an active effort to push the meme of Ganker hating this game.

    • #470072
      Anonymous
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      I like it, but I’m not Ganker

      • #470075
        Anonymous
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        Ganker for Gankerendetta

    • #470073
      Anonymous
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      Average combat, not catchy story and world, bad pc port and the game looks like PS3 could run it

      • #470199
        Anonymous
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        pc port recently fixed

    • #470079
      Anonymous
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      Not hating, but the game is not masterpiece, it’s very average and people just praise because of 2B is hot or muh philosophy

    • #470088
      Anonymous
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      Because it’s not even Nier. It’s basically Drakengard: Shmup Edition.

      • #470152
        Anonymous
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        >Because it’s not even Nier. It’s basically Drakengard: Shmup Edition.
        what does this mean. No seriously, what the actual fuck did he mean by this?

    • #470099
      Anonymous
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      […]

      This nigga is STILL going with the made up stories. Why do virgins always come up with elaborate bullshit like this lmao?

      • #470105
        Anonymous
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        man i have so many stories, living in the sticks was the shit. like this one time when a girl and her mom walked up to this one guy and handed him a condom right in front of everyone.
        or this one time when one of the older sisters of some kid was seen walking into an abandoned lot accompanied with a bunch a of guys, later we found a bunch of used condoms all over the place, the next day poor kids was made fun in school.

        • #470106
          Anonymous
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          Oh look, he’s talking about playing with condoms again. I guess he ran out of original ideas for his made up stories.

          • #470107
            Anonymous
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            There was also this old dude, that one time talked us into going to his house to fix a bicycle, in retrospective he was clearly a pedo, dodge a bullet there.
            or this one girl that moved from the city living with relatives, she was sent to the stick to separate her from her bf, he tried to steal her despite being only like 15.
            me, my cousin and another guy ran a train on her.

            • #470109
              Anonymous
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              >There was also this old dude, that one time talked us into going to his house to fix a bicycle
              Oh look, he’s stealing plot lines from the tv show Different Strokes now.

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdBjll62XHs

              Just give up already, nobody cares that you’re still a virgin.

              • #470111
                Anonymous
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                man thats nothing like the old man i’m talking about.
                the man im talking about gave out some really bad vibes

                • #470112
                  Anonymous
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                  God you are such a fucking weirdo. Go tell your made up stories on /b/ with all the other sodomites.

                  • #470114
                    Anonymous
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                    not everyone had a boring childhood.

                    • #470118
                      Anonymous
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                      Virgins like you clearly did.

    • #470101
      Anonymous
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      […]

      >please pay attention to me, no one in real life will

    • #470103
      Anonymous
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      I didn’t hate it, I just found the world to be very bland and the combat to be boring.
      I enjoyed the story, though.

    • #470116
      Anonymous
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      >Why does Ganker hate this game?
      remember anon, Ganker can’t process the concept of games not being for everyone
      if an anon doesn’t like it = it’s shit
      if an anon didn’t complete it = it’s shit
      if an anon doesn’t follow the story cause he goes in with "anime shit story" prejudice and preventively craps on any and all lines of dialogue = it’s shit

      single anons can have opinions, but Ganker as a whole is just a hate or love machine

    • #470120
      Anonymous
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      The insane amounts of backtracking in this huge desert of a map was the main reason i couldn’t stomach going past the first ending

      • #470122
        Anonymous
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        >The insane amounts of backtracking in this huge desert
        >insane amount of backtracking in the deserr
        >insane amount of backtracking
        >insane amount
        you only need to go back there 3 times, each takes 2-3 minutes, in a 40+ hours long game
        that’s nowhere near insane levels, it’s very barebones backtracking

        • #470124
          Anonymous
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          Three times what? If you try to do any quest at all, like those from the robot village, chances are it will involve going back to the circus, dunes, castle and then report to x questgiver and then GO BACK somewhere else once more. I see that you mention Nier Automata as being a 40+ hours, obviously taking in account the sum of all NG+ so you have to multiply the amounts of backtracking (without even considering quests) even more.

          • #470128
            Anonymous
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            you can do that quest after you have fast travel, in which case the spot you have to go to is literally a few meters away from the spawn point
            im counting the times you actually have to backtrack wandering in the desert(aka, having to roam around the desert instead of just "use fast travel, do your thing, go back") beside the firs time you go there
            for side quests, there is only 3 that involve wandering in the desert
            and even then, you backtrack more in the other areas
            you don’t like it? fine, to each their own, but that’s not "insane levels of backtracking"

    • #470126
      Anonymous
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      I liked it but felt the game dropped in quality after about the first 1/3 and the pretentious endings dragged down the quality of the game and story. It’s still way better than most modern games however.

      • #470129
        Anonymous
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        >the game dropped in quality after about the first 1/3
        are you really saying the quality drops when the game actually starts to pick up and the actual plot starts?

        • #470131
          Anonymous
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          Says more about the game than him to be tbh honest.

          • #470140
            Anonymous
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            >game picks up
            >becomes more interesting
            >story starts to become more fleshed out
            >anon is bored
            >must be the game
            retard

            I liked the original more.
            The writer’s interpretation of philosophers and philosophy itself feels taken straight out of Wikipedia. It’s embarrassingly short-sighted and fails to say anything meaningful.

            do you realize the philosophical aspects and references are just the context and not the core? it’s natural they’re just textbook definitions with no further insight, that’s the whole point, machines and androids that know nothing more than superficial aspects

            • #470142
              Anonymous
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              The issue is that the core feels just as void of any worthwhile commentary. The actual story flows like a B-tier action anime with some extra edge and there’s little to trudge you along.

              • #470146
                Anonymous
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                >The issue is that the core feels just as void of any worthwhile commentary
                the issue is that you expected some commentary when there wasn’t supposed to be one at all
                this is literally "let’s expose elementary schoolers who think high of themselves to some basic philosophy they never heard of and see how they react" and you expecting them to give some meaningful insight
                they’re elementary schoolers, they reacted as such, you expecting anything else is the issue

                • #470148
                  Anonymous
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                  That much is fair. I guess I let external opinions on the game get the better of me.

              • #470149
                Anonymous
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                >The issue is that the core feels just as void of any worthwhile commentary.
                Why does it need to be a commentary? What does it need to comment on to hold your approval?
                Why can’t it just be a story about androids learning what it is to be human and struggling with their emotions?

                • #470155
                  Anonymous
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                  I tend to consider that most pieces of creative expression are made with the intent of wanting to communicate or explore SOMETHING relative to their author.
                  It’s not that I don’t mind schlock every once in a while, but considering how people talk about this game and its narrative depth I was really expecting more. Not like there isn’t some thematic exposition in there, but it really feels…super basic at best. Even the true ending left a lot to be desired.

                  • #470206
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                    None of your posts managed to explain why the game is so shallow, you’re just making statements. I can also say "No the game is in fact very deep and explores all it’s themes to perfection" and my argument would be as empty as yours.

          • #470217
            Anonymous
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            You talk like a retard so im going to ignore you

        • #470157
          Anonymous
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          I don’t remember the exact point. But pretty early on. The Amusement Park and boss was probably the highlight of the game until the absolute ending build up to the boss and then the end credits. Those were great too. The middle is a whole lot of backtracking and fetch quests.

    • #470134
      Anonymous
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      my wife 2b!

    • #470136
      Anonymous
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      I liked the original more.
      The writer’s interpretation of philosophers and philosophy itself feels taken straight out of Wikipedia. It’s embarrassingly short-sighted and fails to say anything meaningful.

    • #470139
      Anonymous
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      Having a bias going into anything will do that to you.
      But mostly, it’s because it’s popular.
      It’s a sequel to a cult classic, platinum games is attached, and one of the main characters is very attractive. Anon can’t be seen liking anything popular, so he will endlessly shit on it.

      Some actual criticisms are that the leveling system is really fucked. 1-2 levels over what you should be fighting can make you completely overpowered in an instant and it ruins replays via chapter select. The combat isn’t bad but the enemies don’t require much more than a basic combo and some dodges to beat. The bosses are also very lackluster even just compared to Nier Gestalt/Replicant.

      • #470165
        Anonymous
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        >The bosses are also very lackluster even just compared to Nier Gestalt/Replicant
        true but the best boss in automata is better than anything in replicant.

        • #470170
          Anonymous
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          >Better than Mermaid
          >Better than Emils sister

          • #470175
            Anonymous
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            Lousie fight is cool, but basic
            Halua is literaly nothing more than a bullet shooting crawling moster

          • #470176
            Anonymous
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            This fight was a solid addition even if it padded out the story a little bit. I liked how louise was treated as devola and popola’s contingency plan if the protagonist was unsuccessful.

            • #470180
              Anonymous
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              >it padded out the story a little bit
              not the anon you replied to, but i dont think that’s the case
              each area is used multiple times, both in act 1 and act 2, while in the original, Seafront was basically useless in act 2.
              1.22 fixed that with Louise(which was literally cut content in the original), so it basically balanced what was previously an unbalanced use of the map: while Seafront felt like padding in the original, with no main event occurring there and being basically untouched by any of the events, 1.22 made it feel like it was part of the whole, removing the padding feeling it had in the original

          • #470185
            Anonymous
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            >fights in time to the music, bullets when bells ring, lasers when the chorus hits
            >low on life breaks down into a screaming cock monster
            >"they’re still alive!"
            >towards the end she screams for you to look at her but the camera locks so you literally can’t
            >that backstory
            yes.

        • #470182
          Anonymous
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          It was okay. I liked the Aerie boss, Shadowlord, Mermaid, Halua and Hook fights from Gestalt/Replicant better.

    • #470144
      Anonymous
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      because it’s a mediocre game. Instead of having the best aspects of Taro and Platinum it’s a luke warm package at best. The gameplay is repurposed Bayonetta for the 100th time from Platinum’s B team, the main cast much weaker than Replicant/Gestalt (a strike is having to read so much outside-the-game information to just get a basic backstory), the OST’s best songs are all from Replicant/Gestalt, Platinum blew their entire load on the very first boss of the game, way more weebshit compared to Replicant/Gestalt.

      The awful wave of secondaries is also not helping the game, I’ve never seen a more degenerate and unlikable pile of human shit than an Automata fan. The game is mediocre and 2B waifufags should all be exterminated.

      • #470154
        Anonymous
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        >The gameplay is repurposed Bayonetta
        how is that the case when it plays nothing like Bayonetta and has literally none of Bayonetta combat mehcanics?
        > the main cast much weaker than Replicant/Gestalt
        Replicant is a character focused story, Automata is a thematic focused story, expecting it to focus on its characters is dumb
        >way more weebshit compared to Replicant
        right, cause soldiers being abused and trying to figure out their existence without the proper knowledge is obviously way more weebshit than "i must save my sister! all shades evil!"

        • #470159
          Anonymous
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          >and has literally none of Bayonetta combat mehcanics?
          You can actually get overclock aka witch time in it so he probably thinks that’s enough to be bayonetta.

    • #470161
      Anonymous
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      I tried to get into it but found the combat to be boring. Nice butt though.

    • #470163
      Anonymous
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      I bought it on sale knowing nothing about it and it’s ended up being one of my favorite games of the last decade. Highly recommend it to anyone who hasn’t played it.

      • #470202
        Anonymous
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        pretty much this.

    • #470167
      Anonymous
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      I love this game.

    • #470173
      Anonymous
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      i played up to ending A and liked it so much I went back and played every Taro game prior to automata. Drakengard generally sucked, but there were some cool things there. Seeing the whole thing come together in automata was pretty neat.

    • #470178
      Anonymous
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      Ganker is full of contrarian faggots who hate everything good.

      It’s a good game and a great story with amazing music.

    • #470186
      Anonymous
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      Wouldn’t say I hate it but I don’t really care for it. The combat is functional and nothing more, the story is pretty meh and it just got worse for me because all the parts I was interested in got thrown out half way through. World was generally bland.

      I think it’s an average game.

    • #470190
      Anonymous
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      My only complaints are the map and the music. I thought both were pretty lacking. Otherwise great game.

      • #470193
        Anonymous
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        >the music. I thought both were pretty lacking
        There really is no pleasing some people.

        • #470195
          Anonymous
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          The music is really repetitive and flat. Especially in the apartments area.

    • #470200
      Anonymous
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      Game is too short and the story is trash. And I’m not gonna finish it ten times to see the true tranny ending.

    • #470209
      Anonymous
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      It’s just a couple of retarded and vocal shitposters. Think XV-kun. Most people love it.

    • #470212
      Anonymous
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      Yeah this game is pretty flawed for the reason the first posts said, dunno why there are so many shills trying to ractionalize every negative point of it. If 2B wasn’t in there i doubt you would be in this thread

    • #470213
      Anonymous
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      Chances of Drakengard port? Chances of DoD4 being an actually game and not a short blurb we’ve read already? I want to see how they do the Heroine’s model

      • #470214
        Anonymous
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        Drakengard 3 remake released under the name nier origins: drakengard ps5 exclusive developed by blue point, featuring minimal yoko taro involvement. Release date 2025. Drakengard 1 will not get a full remake, but a dlc where you play as caim in a series of arcade battles will be released at a later date. No plans to do anything with drakengard 2.

        • #470216
          Anonymous
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          anon please, if they did a DoD3 remake hopefully the disciples would be useful it barely feels like I have help in battle, were the men intended to be useless? Only my dragon husbando actually does something

          • #470219
            Anonymous
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            Unfortunately no, but there is an added route f which mirrors the map.

    • #470218
      Anonymous
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      I think the story and combat are fine, but there’s really no reason for the world to be as big as it is. There’s like nothing to do.

    • #470220
      Anonymous
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      Why does op make shitty disingenuous threads?

    • #470221
      Anonymous
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      It was extremely good, I only listen to Ganker’s opinion on games that came out before 2015, everything that came after gamergate they are completely retarded about, I’d say it’s the influx of both the gamergate crowd and the 2016 Trump people that have completely ruined this board.

      • #470222
        Anonymous
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        >it’s the influx of both the gamergate crowd and the 2016 Trump people that have completely ruined this board.
        and the fappening too. I hate this place now but here I am.

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