Why does Valve love sucking chinese dick so much and why is uncle Timbo so based ?

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    • #450100
      Anonymous
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      Why does Valve love sucking chinese dick so much and why is uncle Timbo so based ?

    • #450101
      Anonymous
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      Meanwhile, a couple weeks ago

      • #450106
        Anonymous
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        Tim is so tsundere for Gaben.
        I hope their love story plays out soon.

      • #450109
        Anonymous
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        Why is he like this?

        >though epic is not using crypto yet
        illiterate much steamie ?

        • #450114
          Anonymous
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          >Illiterate BR accusing anyone of being illiterate
          Do you even know what this is about, Pedro?

          • #450116
            Anonymous
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            nfts is a scam, blockchain is a technology

            • #450120
              Anonymous
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              Yeah but how is blockchain supposed to improve a game? A dev saying their game is based on blockchain is the same as them saying you shouldn’t trust us to keep our server alive.

              • #450124
                Anonymous
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                The rewards in the game are technically "unique" and therefore worth something tangible in the minds of idiots.

              • #450126
                Anonymous
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                >Yeah but how is blockchain supposed to improve a game?
                how are steam trading card games improving a game ? I guess they don’t but valve is still pushing that garbage tho
                nobody is forcing you to invest in blockchain based games

                • #450140
                  Anonymous
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                  >valve is still pushing that garbage
                  So then you can provide at least five examples from the past of year of "Valve pushing that garbage" then, right?

        • #450115
          Anonymous
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          DO NOT REDEEM

        • #450117
          Anonymous
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          >hey we’re not using this because it’s a literal scam
          >but we’re totally okay with letting others sell these literal scams through our store

        • #450155
          Anonymous
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          pajeet go shit in a corner

        • #450190
          Anonymous
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          DO NOT REDEEM

      • #450113
        Anonymous
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        NFTs are cryptocurrency?

        • #450118
          Anonymous
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          Sort of, but not quite.

        • #450134
          Anonymous
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          NFTs aren’t currency but unique tokens stored on a blockchain, and bought and sold with cryptocurrency. Most NFTs right now are stored on the Ethereum blockchain and bought and sold with ETH.

        • #450157
          Anonymous
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          Don’t mind the two pedantic retards. For all intents and purposes yes.

          • #450166
            Anonymous
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            It was a rhetorical question. NFTs are not currency. Blockchain does not equal currency.

      • #450188
        Anonymous
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        Why is he like this?

        He actually responded to that stuff btw, and the response is dumber than you could have expected.
        >We don’t impose decisions on these other developers because they are our valued customers
        >but your porn games can fuck right off and aren’t welcome here.
        >incidentally have you heard of itch.io?

        • #450191
          Anonymous
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          I think Tim is actually braindead and the only thing that moves him is Xi Win Pooh’s arm in his ass.

        • #450192
          Anonymous
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          >2019
          >EGS won’t allow crappy games
          >2021
          >oh god please put your game on EGS we’re fucking dying over here

          • #450199
            Anonymous
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            >2026
            >EGS is a bara furry dating sim hosting service
            >2027
            >Jim finally shuts EGS after the last six fortnight players leave
            >After two weeks of zero updates they did a animal wellness check
            >The coroner ruled chocolate OD was the cause of death
            >His suicide was found next to a bag of Beggin Strips

    • #450102
      Anonymous
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      Chad Sweeney saving both crypto and gaming yet again.

    • #450103
      Anonymous
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      name 1 (ONE) good game based on a blockchain

    • #450104
      Anonymous
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      >People lose their shit when CS:GO crates and paid mods become mainstream
      >People lose their shit when Blockchain games are removed

      Holy shit dude. its like half of the people talking about this shit have no idea what a blockchain game entails in the first place, and what you can do with it.

      • #450145
        Anonymous
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        Realistically, the only thing you do with it is mine crypto for yourself on the hardware of unsuspecting consumers.

    • #450105
      Anonymous
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      I don’t know what a blockchain game means

      • #450110
        Anonymous
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        It’s a game with a cryptominer built in. Just like the ones people try to avoid when pirating, except in this case you pay for it and the person making money off of you throws you a penny now and then.

        • #450136
          Anonymous
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          That sounds pants on head retarded, that can’t be real. Then again it is fucking crypto. Why wouldn’t someone just mine their own shit instead?

      • #450111
        Anonymous
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        You play the "game" (usually worse than browser tier trash) to get NFTs then convince yourself they’re worth something.
        Sometimes they’ll also be casinos or prize draws where the ante is buying the game and playing it a bit.
        They’re a scam, basically.

      • #450125
        Anonymous
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        from what I understand, the core aspect that sets it apart is that the items in the game will be… traceable? Verifiable? Basically you can see who has what item and who had it and everyone can see it

        I honestly don’t know what’s really the advantage from it in comparison to a game server keeping this information, since I assume the game’s owner still has to MAKE the blockchain entries when someone FINDS an item. So they could "cheat" the system just as they could if the game was on their own servers

    • #450107
      Anonymous
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      Why is he like this?

    • #450108
      Anonymous
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      >retards meme about pirated releases having miners
      >epic officially adds games with miners

      Lmao08rt4

    • #450112
      Anonymous
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      if Tim always does the opposite of what Gaben does, then why doesn’t he kill himself? I mean obviously Gaben doesn’t attempt suicide

    • #450119
      Anonymous
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      >uncle Timbo
      >who sold half of his company to the Chinese

      • #450121
        Anonymous
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      • #450122
        Anonymous
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        >gets it back for free through the chink vs us tradewar
        easiest money of his life I guess

    • #450123
      Anonymous
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      Literally the opposite of the truth, you dishonest little garden gnome

      • #450127
        Anonymous
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        steam is the biggest gaming launcher in china

        • #450130
          Anonymous
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          >download rate
          >internet traffic
          Ah yes, because a comparison between asian 1st world countries with faster speeds and the US with its retarded datacaps is absolutely fair, stupid fucking mong. A single user from China, Japan or SK would be easily worth the traffic of three American users

        • #450131
          Anonymous
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          Your picture shows the percentage of steam traffic from China, not the percentage of people in China that use steam as their launcher compared to other launchers.
          Why did you post a picture that has nothing to do with your claim?

        • #450158
          Anonymous
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          hmmmmmm

          • #450159
            Anonymous
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            >from Epic vs. Apple documents
            HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
            Really activates the almonds.

            • #450162
              Anonymous
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              >Most EGS users are chinks
              OH NO NO NO NO YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

              • #450167
                Anonymous
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                >egs installed on typical chink PCs like

                Literally the opposite of the truth, you dishonest little garden gnome with no steam in sight
                >chinks are the majority of EGS users
                >epic counts Taiwan as a province of chinkoidia, when steam treats it as just a taiwan
                >epic is 40% owned by chinkoids
                >"NOOOOOO IT’S VALVE WHO ARE HECCIN SUCCIN CHINA DICK"
                Yeah, keep on shilling epicucks.

        • #450203
          Anonymous
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          because steam is the biggest gaming launcher period, you retarded street shitter

      • #450139
        Anonymous
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        Action Taimanin being on that desktop is even more hilarious though.

    • #450128
      Anonymous
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      Doesn’t the CCP have some stake in Epic Games?

    • #450129
      Anonymous
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      I hope all the big DRM platforms murder-suicide one another.

    • #450132
      Anonymous
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      >Why does Valve love sucking chinese dick so much
      >Meanwhile little Timmy is literally owned by China

    • #450133
      Anonymous
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      Surely this wont backfire for poor timmy

    • #450135
      Anonymous
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      Death to all cryptocunts. Day of the rope when?

    • #450137
      Anonymous
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      Can’t wait when Timmy will be sold to financial slavers.

    • #450138
      Anonymous
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      >Timmy won’t allow titties on EGS but he’ll allow scams
      What a fucking geek lmao

    • #450141
      Anonymous
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      If you read the article, you’ll see that Epic’s restrictions are the same as Steam’s. This is just a PR distinction.

    • #450142
      Anonymous
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      so what the fuck is blockchain tech?

      • #450143
        Anonymous
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        Basically a crypto miner runs on your computer while playing, but instead of it being an undesirable part of piracy, the game’s creator pays you a small portion of what is mined

        • #450144
          Anonymous
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          doesnt sound bad , how much is the "small portion of whats mined"? let me guess, its like saving money on banks and its worth 1% of what the developer profits from your pc?

        • #450147
          Anonymous
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          >Basically a crypto miner runs on your computer while playing
          clown world

    • #450146
      Anonymous
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      >pajeetshills are going back with a new wave of shills
      I am redeeming the card.

      • #450149
        Anonymous
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        I don’t get why Nintendo is there.

        • #450195
          Anonymous
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          Have you ever wondered why there are threads up about Nintendo merch, such as the rerelease of their shitty N64 controller that noone with more than 2 brain cells between their ears would touch?

    • #450148
      Anonymous
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      Blockchain gaming all use Chainlink VRF. Invest in LINK.

    • #450150
      Anonymous
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      >typical cheng’s PC
      >desktop is full of chink-owned software
      >epic store is in, but no steam in sight
      uhhhhh, epicshills? explain yourselves.

      • #450152
        Anonymous
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        Why is there a chink army dude on stage?

        • #450154
          Anonymous
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          Ep*c Games is funded by the military

      • #450165
        Anonymous
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        >internet explorer

    • #450151
      Anonymous
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      what can you even implement in a game with blockchain? has the tech been used on anything other than crypto?

    • #450153
      Anonymous
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      Steam is Chinese spyware. Epic is a real service owned by an American (Tim Sweeney). That’s why.

      • #450156
        Anonymous
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        lol

        Literally the opposite of the truth, you dishonest little garden gnome

    • #450160
      Anonymous
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      >Using blockchain for anything but financial usage and verifying of general data that needs to be done between two parties that can’t trust each other

      All other uses of blockchain are a fucking scam and pointless. There’s no goddamn point of ‘owning’ items in a game through blockchain with how games work. Anyone saying otherwise either has never made games, or is just a moron who wants to trick other people into buying their stuff so they can get rich. No ‘problems’ are solved with adding crypto to vidya

      • #450161
        Anonymous
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        What can be done with a blockchain that can’t be done with a simple contract between the parties?

        • #450163
          Anonymous
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          Illegal shit.

    • #450164
      Anonymous
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      >WAAAAAH I WANT TO TRICK PEOPLE INTO GENERATING FAKE MONEY FOR ME!

    • #450168
      Anonymous
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      the fuck does "blockchain tech" have anything to do with video games? Sounds like snake oil to me

    • #450169
      Anonymous
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      I’m going to redeem this card.

      • #450173
        Anonymous
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        MA’AM DO NOT REDEEM

      • #450174
        Anonymous
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        SIR DO NOT REDEEM

      • #450175
        Anonymous
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        Sir!!!!! Please Sirs do the needful, DO NOT REDEEM the Steam card sir!!!! I need you to go to the Best Buy sirs and buy five $500 EPIC GAMES STORE cards sir!!!!! DO NOT REDEEM The Steam Card sir

      • #450176
        Anonymous
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        先生不救贖先生
        請做需要的!

      • #450178
        Anonymous
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        NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SIR DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

      • #450179
        Anonymous
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        • #450180
          Anonymous
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          Prove it

          • #450182
            Anonymous
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            >All of these scams are done in huge call centers with dozens of other scammers around them
            >The worst thing that these scammers can do is mess up a call and scare the person you’re scamming
            >Implying these places would keep around a guy who keeps screaming at the top of his lungs loud enough for scammers around him to hear

            • #450183
              Anonymous
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              Conjecture isn’t proof.

            • #450184
              Anonymous
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              You’re an idiot. Most of these scammers aren’t working at large call centers, many work from their homes on a laptop.

            • #450186
              Anonymous
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              […]
              […]
              That video is fake

              brown hands typed these posts
              shut the fuck up pajeet melanoid

            • #450200
              Anonymous
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              I’ve had one of these scammer break the illusion when they got aggressive with my grandma. She’s too tech illiterate to follow thier scam directions so she’ll spend hours with them and give nothing. Then she’ll call me up and i’ll fuck with them, they turn into a cussing mess and not call for a month.

              • #450201
                Anonymous
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                based grandma

    • #450172
      Anonymous
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      >Epic is based for allowing devs to inject cryptominer malware into your computer
      jesus christ

    • #450177
      Anonymous
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      i made a fortune shorting companies with female ceos.

      • #450185
        Anonymous
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        Unfathomably based.

      • #450198
        Anonymous
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    • #450187
      Anonymous
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      hahaha epic is literally Tencents bitch, but sure :P.

    • #450189
      Anonymous
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      I don’t think it’s possible Tim Sweeney could run a business model that is less attractive to me a customer.

    • #450193
      Anonymous
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      nah, tim can fuck right off with that shit
      the last thing we need is a bunch of earth 2 clones trying to rip everyone off

    • #450194
      Anonymous
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      Isn’t China the main fucking culprit of all the crypto shit of the past 3 years.

      • #450196
        Anonymous
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        China, India, whales, and suckers. Blockchain is a fine concept, but all the cryptoshit as it currently exists can’t be regulated into the ground soon enough.

    • #450197
      Anonymous
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      Why does Gabe live rent free in Timmy’s mind?

    • #450202
      Anonymous
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      one company is partially owned by tencent the other isn’t

    • #450205
      Anonymous
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      Show me your awoos

    • #450206
      Anonymous
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      Steam
      >giving up potential profits to protect their customers from getting ponzi schemed
      Epic
      >we don’t care if you get scammed as long as you make us money

    • #450209
      Anonymous
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      Because China wants to play both sides. Making Valve do shit, while having their puppet say it’s bad

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