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Why does Valve love sucking chinese dick so much and why is uncle Timbo so based ?
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Meanwhile, a couple weeks ago
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Tim is so tsundere for Gaben.
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>Illiterate BR accusing anyone of being illiterate
Do you even know what this is about, Pedro?-
nfts is a scam, blockchain is a technology
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Yeah but how is blockchain supposed to improve a game? A dev saying their game is based on blockchain is the same as them saying you shouldn’t trust us to keep our server alive.
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The rewards in the game are technically "unique" and therefore worth something tangible in the minds of idiots.
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>Yeah but how is blockchain supposed to improve a game?
how are steam trading card games improving a game ? I guess they don’t but valve is still pushing that garbage tho
nobody is forcing you to invest in blockchain based games-
>valve is still pushing that garbage
So then you can provide at least five examples from the past of year of "Valve pushing that garbage" then, right?
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DO NOT REDEEM
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>hey we’re not using this because it’s a literal scam
>but we’re totally okay with letting others sell these literal scams through our store -
pajeet go shit in a corner
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NFTs are cryptocurrency?
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Sort of, but not quite.
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NFTs aren’t currency but unique tokens stored on a blockchain, and bought and sold with cryptocurrency. Most NFTs right now are stored on the Ethereum blockchain and bought and sold with ETH.
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Don’t mind the two pedantic retards. For all intents and purposes yes.
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It was a rhetorical question. NFTs are not currency. Blockchain does not equal currency.
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Why is he like this?
He actually responded to that stuff btw, and the response is dumber than you could have expected.
>We don’t impose decisions on these other developers because they are our valued customers
>but your porn games can fuck right off and aren’t welcome here.
>incidentally have you heard of itch.io?-
I think Tim is actually braindead and the only thing that moves him is Xi Win Pooh’s arm in his ass.
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>2019
>EGS won’t allow crappy games
>2021
>oh god please put your game on EGS we’re fucking dying over here-
>2026
>EGS is a bara furry dating sim hosting service
>2027
>Jim finally shuts EGS after the last six fortnight players leave
>After two weeks of zero updates they did a animal wellness check
>The coroner ruled chocolate OD was the cause of death
>His suicide was found next to a bag of Beggin Strips
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Chad Sweeney saving both crypto and gaming yet again.
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name 1 (ONE) good game based on a blockchain
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>People lose their shit when CS:GO crates and paid mods become mainstream
>People lose their shit when Blockchain games are removedHoly shit dude. its like half of the people talking about this shit have no idea what a blockchain game entails in the first place, and what you can do with it.
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Realistically, the only thing you do with it is mine crypto for yourself on the hardware of unsuspecting consumers.
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I don’t know what a blockchain game means
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It’s a game with a cryptominer built in. Just like the ones people try to avoid when pirating, except in this case you pay for it and the person making money off of you throws you a penny now and then.
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That sounds pants on head retarded, that can’t be real. Then again it is fucking crypto. Why wouldn’t someone just mine their own shit instead?
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You play the "game" (usually worse than browser tier trash) to get NFTs then convince yourself they’re worth something.
Sometimes they’ll also be casinos or prize draws where the ante is buying the game and playing it a bit.
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from what I understand, the core aspect that sets it apart is that the items in the game will be… traceable? Verifiable? Basically you can see who has what item and who had it and everyone can see it
I honestly don’t know what’s really the advantage from it in comparison to a game server keeping this information, since I assume the game’s owner still has to MAKE the blockchain entries when someone FINDS an item. So they could "cheat" the system just as they could if the game was on their own servers
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Why is he like this?
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>retards meme about pirated releases having miners
>epic officially adds games with minersLmao08rt4
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if Tim always does the opposite of what Gaben does, then why doesn’t he kill himself? I mean obviously Gaben doesn’t attempt suicide
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>uncle Timbo
>who sold half of his company to the Chinese-
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>gets it back for free through the chink vs us tradewar
easiest money of his life I guess
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Literally the opposite of the truth, you dishonest little garden gnome
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steam is the biggest gaming launcher in china
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>download rate
>internet traffic
Ah yes, because a comparison between asian 1st world countries with faster speeds and the US with its retarded datacaps is absolutely fair, stupid fucking mong. A single user from China, Japan or SK would be easily worth the traffic of three American users -
Your picture shows the percentage of steam traffic from China, not the percentage of people in China that use steam as their launcher compared to other launchers.
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hmmmmmm
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>from Epic vs. Apple documents
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Really activates the almonds.-
>Most EGS users are chinks
OH NO NO NO NO YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP-
>egs installed on typical chink PCs like
Literally the opposite of the truth, you dishonest little garden gnome with no steam in sight
>chinks are the majority of EGS users
>epic counts Taiwan as a province of chinkoidia, when steam treats it as just a taiwan
>epic is 40% owned by chinkoids
>"NOOOOOO IT’S VALVE WHO ARE HECCIN SUCCIN CHINA DICK"
Yeah, keep on shilling epicucks.
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because steam is the biggest gaming launcher period, you retarded street shitter
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Action Taimanin being on that desktop is even more hilarious though.
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Doesn’t the CCP have some stake in Epic Games?
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I hope all the big DRM platforms murder-suicide one another.
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>Why does Valve love sucking chinese dick so much
>Meanwhile little Timmy is literally owned by China -
Surely this wont backfire for poor timmy
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Death to all cryptocunts. Day of the rope when?
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Can’t wait when Timmy will be sold to financial slavers.
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>Timmy won’t allow titties on EGS but he’ll allow scams
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If you read the article, you’ll see that Epic’s restrictions are the same as Steam’s. This is just a PR distinction.
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so what the fuck is blockchain tech?
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Basically a crypto miner runs on your computer while playing, but instead of it being an undesirable part of piracy, the game’s creator pays you a small portion of what is mined
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doesnt sound bad , how much is the "small portion of whats mined"? let me guess, its like saving money on banks and its worth 1% of what the developer profits from your pc?
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>Basically a crypto miner runs on your computer while playing
clown world
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>pajeetshills are going back with a new wave of shills
I am redeeming the card.-
I don’t get why Nintendo is there.
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Have you ever wondered why there are threads up about Nintendo merch, such as the rerelease of their shitty N64 controller that noone with more than 2 brain cells between their ears would touch?
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Blockchain gaming all use Chainlink VRF. Invest in LINK.
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>typical cheng’s PC
>desktop is full of chink-owned software
>epic store is in, but no steam in sight
uhhhhh, epicshills? explain yourselves.-
Why is there a chink army dude on stage?
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Ep*c Games is funded by the military
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>internet explorer
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what can you even implement in a game with blockchain? has the tech been used on anything other than crypto?
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Steam is Chinese spyware. Epic is a real service owned by an American (Tim Sweeney). That’s why.
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>Using blockchain for anything but financial usage and verifying of general data that needs to be done between two parties that can’t trust each other
All other uses of blockchain are a fucking scam and pointless. There’s no goddamn point of ‘owning’ items in a game through blockchain with how games work. Anyone saying otherwise either has never made games, or is just a moron who wants to trick other people into buying their stuff so they can get rich. No ‘problems’ are solved with adding crypto to vidya
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What can be done with a blockchain that can’t be done with a simple contract between the parties?
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Illegal shit.
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>WAAAAAH I WANT TO TRICK PEOPLE INTO GENERATING FAKE MONEY FOR ME!
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the fuck does "blockchain tech" have anything to do with video games? Sounds like snake oil to me
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>Sounds like snake oil to me
It is. Blockchain does have some genuine uses in the real world, but a lot people like to talk about are completely pointless -
Ingame item ownership as games have always had but this time its through an NFT so they can charge fools thousands for things they pulled out of thin air.
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Blockchain is ONLY used to generate artificial scarcity, it’s the only use it can possibly have
Where there’s artificial scarcity there’s money to be made off of gullible retards
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I’m going to redeem this card.
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MA’AM DO NOT REDEEM
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SIR DO NOT REDEEM
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Sir!!!!! Please Sirs do the needful, DO NOT REDEEM the Steam card sir!!!! I need you to go to the Best Buy sirs and buy five $500 EPIC GAMES STORE cards sir!!!!! DO NOT REDEEM The Steam Card sir
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That video is fake
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Prove it
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>All of these scams are done in huge call centers with dozens of other scammers around them
>The worst thing that these scammers can do is mess up a call and scare the person you’re scamming
>Implying these places would keep around a guy who keeps screaming at the top of his lungs loud enough for scammers around him to hear-
Conjecture isn’t proof.
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You’re an idiot. Most of these scammers aren’t working at large call centers, many work from their homes on a laptop.
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brown hands typed these posts
shut the fuck up pajeet melanoid -
I’ve had one of these scammer break the illusion when they got aggressive with my grandma. She’s too tech illiterate to follow thier scam directions so she’ll spend hours with them and give nothing. Then she’ll call me up and i’ll fuck with them, they turn into a cussing mess and not call for a month.
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based grandma
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>Epic is based for allowing devs to inject cryptominer malware into your computer
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i made a fortune shorting companies with female ceos.
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Unfathomably based.
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hahaha epic is literally Tencents bitch, but sure :P.
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I don’t think it’s possible Tim Sweeney could run a business model that is less attractive to me a customer.
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nah, tim can fuck right off with that shit
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Isn’t China the main fucking culprit of all the crypto shit of the past 3 years.
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China, India, whales, and suckers. Blockchain is a fine concept, but all the cryptoshit as it currently exists can’t be regulated into the ground soon enough.
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Why does Gabe live rent free in Timmy’s mind?
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one company is partially owned by tencent the other isn’t
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Show me your awoos
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Steam
>giving up potential profits to protect their customers from getting ponzi schemed
Epic
>we don’t care if you get scammed as long as you make us money-
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Because China wants to play both sides. Making Valve do shit, while having their puppet say it’s bad
>tfw in 10 years time we find out they were both owned by the same people.
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>Sweeney is actually a really close friend of Gabe and helps him improve steam’s image for some % from steam sales acting like a total idiot
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Because China wants to play both sides. Making Valve do shit, while having their puppet say it’s bad
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>tfw in 10 years time we find out they were both owned by the same people.It’s alright to be retarded, but don’t act like that makes you smart.
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