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    • #404791
      Anonymous
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      Why haven’t you played cruelty squad yet? its unironically one of the best Immersive sims of the decade

    • #404792
      Anonymous
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      I have, i just keep dying on trauma loop in the place you fall into after the blue zombies

      • #404810
        Anonymous
        Guest

        By fall damage or toxins?

      • #404812
        Anonymous
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        try to fall on the pyramid, you’ll start sliding instead of taking fall damage

    • #404793
      Anonymous
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      I’ve beaten it and adotped tbe CEO mindset.
      Cruelty Squad 2 when?

    • #404794
      Anonymous
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      This dude looks like Shitman from NESticle.

      • #404803
        Anonymous
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        That’s exactly what I thought too.

    • #404795
      Anonymous
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      i play it like everyday and unless ultrakill come out of early access this year its the best fps released in 2021

      • #404797
        Anonymous
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        any advice on how i can buy the house? i’ve just finished archon grid and i have no idea how im gonna get a million

        • #404800
          Anonymous
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          Fish in the casino level. Get the million dollar fish and DUMP it all on stocks and watch your investment grow.

        • #404813
          Anonymous
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          rob the bank in neuron activator, there’s one mil

    • #404796
      Anonymous
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      I don’t like FPS games. At least, not unless they are heavy in RPG elements.

    • #404798
      Anonymous
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      I’m getting filtered by the graphics, it makes me want to throw up with my eyes after playing for 5 minutes

    • #404799
      Anonymous
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      I’ll play it sometime down the line, I just have other priorities right now.

    • #404801
      Anonymous
      Guest

      bad graphics

    • #404802
      Anonymous
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      holy heck this game is epic lol i watched the dunkey video too

    • #404804
      Anonymous
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      i did and it was boring

    • #404805
      Anonymous
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      No it’s not, not even close

    • #404806
      Anonymous
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      Rate my Bog Business loadout
      >Riot Pacifier
      >Minato M9
      >Life Sensor
      >Biothruster
      >Grappendix
      >Icaros Machine
      I just Spiderman around the level using trees

    • #404807
      Anonymous
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      zoomers first weird game

      • #404815
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >weird
        Not really

    • #404808
      Anonymous
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      I like it a lot but the later levels are kinda ass to be honest.
      Can’t say I enjoy playing Trauma loop, Archon grid and dark world.

      Most of the early levels are pretty damn fun to speedrun though I have to admit. Once you get gud and sprint down the hallways kicking doors into splinters and blasting everything to shit it’s quite the experience. Don’t even need the hidden pathways. Just blast through the front doors and start shooting.

    • #404809
      Anonymous
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      Is it sn immersive sim? I’ve always seen it more as a tactical shooter with quake movement and a grapple.

      • #404817
        Anonymous
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        No I’m serious, what makes this an Immersive Sim? Other than the multiple entrances which some are locked behind some augmentations (and through clever movement can be bypassed) what makes it an Immersive Sim? You can:
        Grapple and shoot
        Lean and shoot
        Shoot
        Snipe from afar
        And I think that’s kinda it. Maybe my definition of Immersive sim is wrong, so I’m really curious to see WHY it’s an Immersive sim.

        • #404818
          Anonymous
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          Immersive sim isn’t a real thing, so anything can be it.

        • #404831
          Anonymous
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          I agree with you. I think retards believe immersive sim just means "multiple routes, stealth, and you can eat food around the level".

        • #404841
          Anonymous
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          You can stack objects to get over a fence/wall with a locked door

    • #404811
      Anonymous
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      My laptop won’t run it.

    • #404814
      Anonymous
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      I have, unironically my GOTY and one of my all time favorite games now

    • #404816
      Anonymous
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      • #404822
        Anonymous
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        based

    • #404819
      Anonymous
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      Not got much to say, other than it was one of the best games of this year.

    • #404820
      Anonymous
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      I have, it sucked and I gave it a negative review and refunded it

    • #404821
      Anonymous
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      great game, a shame it’s one of the games you can’t have a discussion about on Ganker

    • #404823
      Anonymous
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      >2021
      >already forgotten

    • #404824
      Anonymous
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      I did and I even made a full Russian translation mod

      • #404827
        Anonymous
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        what a waste of time jesus christ you’re an idiot

      • #404828
        Anonymous
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        based Russian modder
        There’s a Russian guy making sick ass combat mods for Morrowind.

        • #404829
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Where? I want to look at his work.

          • #404833
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Just look up Archimag on the Nexus. Here’s his YT
            https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRyJigOO_VlBvj-Lgu1pAkg
            >added dual wielding, combos, dashes, kicks that knock enemies/npcs down, attack speed modifiers based on your stats, etc
            I’m using the attack speed and combo mods for my hand-to-hand playthrough and it’s great fun.

    • #404825
      Anonymous
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      I’ve 100% completed it with all S-ranks (minus HQ which doesn’t have ranks implemented). Oh wait I guess I’m not 100% anymore because I never went and got that new gliding augment he patched in.

    • #404826
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I did. I liked the gunplay and the weird world but everytime I shot someone the game would lag for 1 or 2 seconds. Annoying enough to stop playing at the second level.

    • #404830
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >go on the official discord
      >completely abandoned by the creator
      >trans rights thread
      >janny asking people not to use slurs like "the r word"
      why are discord users like this

      • #404838
        Anonymous
        Guest

        That’s what you get when your game is a criticism of Capitalism.

    • #404832
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Convince me I want to play it without any in-jokes, memes, subterfuge or insults. Explain to me in detail (i.e. don’t just say ‘it’s good!’) what redeeming qualities it have that justify the horrid interface and graphics and sounds intended to make you want to throw up.

      • #404834
        Anonymous
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        Its fun, if you aren’t interested don’t bother.
        https://youtu.be/cI7LUbKZtfM

      • #404835
        Anonymous
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        I won’t, because you obviously set on not wanting to like it

      • #404836
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Do your own homework. Or better yet, don’t, and fuck off.

      • #404837
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Just pirate it. You’ll know if you wanna continue maybe three to five minutes into the first level.

      • #404840
        Anonymous
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        it has no copy protection and its like 300MB

    • #404839
      Anonymous
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      i have and i am a pro gamer

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