Why is Samus’s new power suit so [spoiler]sexy[/spoiler]

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    • #436655
      Anonymous
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      Why is Samus’s new power suit so sexy

    • #436658
      Anonymous
      Guest

      They clearly tried to make a suit that evokes the feel of ZSS while not being just latex skinsuit.

      • #436746
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >evokes the feel of ZSS
        it’s literally just her same suit but colored blue

        • #436931
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Why is every other faggot on Ganker a contrarian?

        • #437036
          Anonymous
          Guest

          retard.
          look at the curvature on the paint.
          i hope you’re 12 and not just brain damaged

      • #436996
        Anonymous
        Guest

        More like the Fusion suit but yes. Her hips never quite looked right in the old Super-era Varia suit

    • #436660
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Fusion Suit
      >New
      zoomer pls

    • #436662
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The white parts highlight the important parts of the female body.

      • #436703
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >female kneecaps

        • #436841
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Yes, and?

          • #436843
            Anonymous
            Guest

            And I want more

      • #436854
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >The white parts highlight the important parts of the female body.

        >biceps

        Yes.

        • #437000
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Biceps. Fuck yeah!

          • #437148
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Is this Dobson

    • #436663
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Color schemes wise;
      Varia > blue >>>>>>>>>> Gravity

      • #436665
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Gravity suit looks weird with green, but the Dread version looks okay.

      • #436938
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The blue grew on me a lot.
        I like it more than the classic orange/yellow color

        • #436940
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I would support Samus keeping the white and blue as her power suit from now on. Even when the suit fixes itself completely.

    • #436668
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I believe in power armored women supremacy.

      • #436670
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >bikini
        Unironically makes the suit less sexy.

      • #437031
        Anonymous
        Guest

        They slimmed down the big pauldrons and gave it a more human/female shape over all + the blue muscle lines look like tight, revealing fabric.

        is a good example of what I mean

    • #436672
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Goku and Vegeta who have signature gold hair look get a new hair colour that’s blue
      >Samus who has signature gold suit look gets a new suit colour that’s blue
      Really gets noggin joggin.

      • #436673
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Fusion did that 20 years ago.

        • #436675
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Fusion one was ruined by eyerape yellow and pink elements. Dread suit looks much better because it replaced pink with red and yellow with white. It’s just a lot more aesthetic.

          • #436676
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Not disagreeing but the point was Fusion did blue first.

            • #436679
              Anonymous
              Guest

              I didn’t say you were wrong though.

            • #436683
              Sage
              Guest

              Hehe the helmet shape looks like a peepee

          • #436718
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Finish your sentence. "it’s just a lot more aesthetic" is a fragment.
            Did you mean "It’s just a lot more aesthetically pleasing" perhaps?

            • #436729
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Based on my aunt

              • #436742
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >based on my aunt
                don’t know if I hate or love this meme…

              • #436754
                Anonymous
                Guest

                I like this one a lot

            • #436737
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Learn English you fucking ESL pleb, seeing as you don’t know what "aesthetic" means.

            • #436794
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >is a fragment
              is a fragment of what?

          • #437134
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Subjectively wrong. Blue, Pink and Yellow are scientifically complimentary colors

    • #436677
      Anonymous
      Guest

      samus is sexy

    • #436681
      Anonymous
      Guest

      This suit sucks. The classic one is the best

    • #436684
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It’s not, her ass was never that ugly and i absolutely hate the fat legs

    • #436685
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The only part I don’t like is the feet without ankles, they look too much like a mobile suit

    • #436687
      Anonymous
      Guest

      you think so?

      • #437053
        Anonymous
        Guest

        i wanna fuck that armor.
        the blonde can stay if she wants.

    • #436689
      Anonymous
      Guest

      fun fact: the artist who designed this version of Samus got fired early on and didn’t get any credit. MercurySteam did this with programmers too. They hired the best talent in Spain and then proceeded to either treat them like shit, pull tricks to pay them less than agreed, or outright fire them

      • #436790
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Big if true

      • #436807
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Based. Employees who don’t know their own value deserve to be exploited. Hug boxes are for trannies.

    • #436692
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Who cares about Samus and your robot fetish pedophile?

    • #436695
      Anonymous
      Guest

      New suit is p cool

    • #436697
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Color scheme sucks, I hate the colors of each suit being broken up by so much white.

    • #436698
      Anonymous
      Guest

      diaper look is based.

    • #436701
      Anonymous
      Guest

      For me, it’s the gravity suit. It’s never looked better than this.

      • #436711
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Good taste.

      • #436713
        Anonymous
        Guest

        SR gravity suit is my favorite too.

        The dread one is also sick though.

        • #436716
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I like the dread one as well, I just with the purple was a deeper shade is all.

        • #436804
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I’m still waiting for "Samus wearing a neon green zig-zag sling bikini" art to show up from the Dread gravity suit design.

          • #436805
            Anonymous
            Guest

            How has this not happened yet?

      • #436798
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Not an official suit, but I liked the Gravity Suit Mod for Other M. It looks cool when the visor glows purple under gravity effects.

      • #436826
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Yeah, I love that game’s Gravity Suit. Honestly a shame they didn’t do a Figma of that game’s suits but I guess it makes sense since it was a remake on the 3DS

        what’s figma

        They make high quality figures of characters. Samus already has 3, one based on Prime 3, one based on Otjer M, and an Other M Zero Suit Samus

        • #437157
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >figma
          GARBAGE
          A
          R
          B
          A
          G
          E

          t. /a/

      • #436978
        Anonymous
        Guest

        too glowey, cyan stripes are distracting

      • #437146
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It looks hideous and it always looks hideous, lower upgrades always look the best

        • #437152
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Fusion Gravity Suit is the only Fusion suit that doesn’t look completely horrible.

    • #436705
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Tight

    • #436706
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Makes the power suit actually look good for once
      >Makes the varia suit look like shit
      Why must life be cruel

      • #436708
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The gold is based though

        • #436715
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I just don’t think the white works with it at all

          • #436827
            Anonymous
            Guest

            You don’t like orange creamsicles?

          • #436876
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Terrible taste confurmed

      • #436765
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Varia Suit looks great though.

    • #436709
      Anonymous
      Guest

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • #436720
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why did it change so drastically between fusion and now? Do they ever explain it?

      • #436735
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Something something surgery and it regenerates to it’s current form

    • #436725
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Still her best suit

      • #436948
        Anonymous
        Guest

        the prime 2 variant is a direct upgrade

      • #437172
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Not just prime 1 but why do they make her shoulders so broad in so many of the older games? I get being a woman is a secret and all but it always looked freaky even if Samus was a man

        • #437182
          Anonymous
          Guest

          they only have a handful of pixels to work with, of course they need to exagerate some features to give it a distinct appearance

          • #437192
            Anonymous
            Guest

            True

    • #436726
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I admit I was disappointed when I unlocked the varia suit. I liked the blue outfit best

    • #436731
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’d surprised they resisted remixing Brinstar Depths/Kraids Lair.

      • #436733
        Anonymous
        Guest

        But they did remix depths.

        • #437006
          Anonymous
          Guest

          No they remixed Lower Brinstar

      • #436739
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I missed hearing Kraid’s Lair.

    • #436741
      Anonymous
      Guest

      samus in 3ds metroid is very feminine, i think is about her long and sexy legs and the way she walks..
      but on dread, fucking hell i love her new shoes

    • #436743
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I meant to go back and check but I never did.
      Is there anything in Kraid’s room that you can get after getting the gravity suit?

      • #436745
        Anonymous
        Guest

        missile tank

      • #436751
        Anonymous
        Guest

        don’t remember if it was a missile or a power bomb but there’s something there

    • #436749
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I still kinda like the Corruption suit a lot

      • #436775
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It’s probably cause MP3 was my first Metroid game, but I’ve always liked this suit a lot

      • #436951
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I loved this suit because the Galactic Federation got involved with their upgrades

      • #436962
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Speaking of GFed stuff.
        The troopers in the intro to Samus Returns have some cool power armor. It has a very Starship Troopers aesthetic.

        • #436968
          Anonymous
          Guest
      • #437054
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I don’t care for it much on its own, but I like how it gets more fucked up.

        • #437154
          Anonymous
          Guest

          The 50-75% corrupt versions ironically make it a more unified design as well.

      • #437144
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Looks like a fucking HEV suit

    • #436753
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The fiber wraps make it really hot like she’s being strapped

      • #436809
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Ackchilly it’s supposed to be "muscle fiber" or growing flesh, something analogous to it. The Fusion Suit was basically the suit completely scalped, and the new Power Suit is the suit repairing itself.

    • #436756
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >They didn’t go with thick suit

      • #436758
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Middle looks so fucking shit.

      • #436760
        Anonymous
        Guest

        She looks like a fucking Darksiders character. No thanks.

      • #436762
        Anonymous
        Guest

        That looks like it’d limit mobility too much

      • #436767
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >asymmetrical pauldrons
        it’s revolting that they ever even considered this

      • #436771
        Anonymous
        Guest

        What we ended up with was the best.

      • #436772
        Anonymous
        Guest

        What this nigga

        She looks like a fucking Darksiders character. No thanks.

        said. Death’s legs looks so fucking shit it makes me kinda hate playing the game.

      • #436774
        Anonymous
        Guest

        That middle suit looks like something 343i would make

      • #436777
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I don’t dislike them, but they certainly don’t fit a game about sneaking around and evading enemies

        • #436856
          Anonymous
          Guest

          This, remember this is supposed to be Fusion Sequel more then anything.
          For Fusion, they changed Samus’s animations to be a lot more quicker and angle looking, but at the same time Samus herself takes on average a lot more damage from attacks, and they kept this theme with Dread.
          Also fun fact, SA-X has all of Samus’s animations and jump physics from Super.

      • #436780
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Asymmetrical pauldrons aside, I like the ornate details on the leftmost version of the Power Suit

        • #436784
          Anonymous
          Guest

          The big green booby blobs look awful though.

      • #436788
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I refuse to believe any of these are real.
        Give me a source.

        • #436791
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Literally the artbook

          • #436792
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I’d like to think I would remember seeing something this stupid when I looked through the book.

            • #436800
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Look again

          • #436892
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Got a MEGA?

            • #436895
              Anonymous
              Guest

              I don’t, keep checking e-hentai

            • #437009
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Metroid-Database is scanning it gradually
              https://twitter.com/MetroidDatabase/status/1449071870121324548

              • #437013
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Wonder what happened to the dude who originally created it. Prime made him so salty that he pretty much quit, not to mention crying that it was a whole seven year wait between Super and Prime/Fusion, like that’s even a long time anymore

                • #437016
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  It was funny watching him be completely unable to beat Prime 2 after trying for years.

              • #437048
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >the curves on some of these

                • #437051
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  >those g-strings

                  • #437056
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    High cut best cut

                  • #437058
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    Those are called thongs, anon.

                • #437074
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Damn, Samus looks like THAT?

                • #437076
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  For me, it’s bubble butt her armor has.

                  • #437079
                    Anonymous
                    Guest
      • #437021
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >right

        • #437124
          Anonymous
          Guest

          she rapes

      • #437071
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The first one looks like her fusion suit at the end of the game.

        • #437150
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Damn, we were cheated out of the middle one

        • #437164
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I wish she had the left most suit at the start of the game, just to have some more solid continuity.

      • #437089
        Anonymous
        Guest

        i like the thick one on paper but i think it would look weird in motion with samus being as agile as she is

      • #437095
        Anonymous
        Guest

        All ugly

      • #437114
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Right
        Samus crossed the Rubicon Primaris.

      • #437160
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >we could’ve had that slick fucken sword catcher pauldron

      • #437162
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Heavy Samus on the right is awesome as a what-if thing. And I actually think the assymetrical shoulder thing looks cool and unique, dont know why some seem to hate them. Same with the Batman-like gauntlets with the spikes on the left arm, aka the same ones the Fusion Suit had, its a shame those spikes are not on the final suit.

      • #437168
        Anonymous
        Guest
    • #436769
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #436782
      Anonymous
      Guest

      bro i know
      it is by far the lewdest she’s ever looked in the power suit

    • #436786
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The muscle fiber bits kind of give the impression of bondage gear.

    • #436796
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >the best suit in the series

      tch, nothing personal kiddo

      • #436799
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Beautiful. Just beautiful.

      • #437107
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Sexiest ass

        • #437122
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Holy shit that one actually has a straight up thong, like a high cut g-string.

    • #436803
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I hate these.

      • #436973
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Its because the suit is still fixing itself after fusion. All those gaps in the armor really bring down the defensive capabilities of the suit ya know. I just wonder WHY the armor plating is white and not orange. Is it another layer of armor? Just how many layers does it have in addition to its shields?

        • #436976
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I’d guess its like a bug’s exoskeleton, when freshly born its typically pale or even translucent and quite soft. As it grows it hardens and gains its proper coloration.
          The white bits will likely eventually turn into the gold we’re used to.

          • #436980
            Anonymous
            Guest

            It kind of crazy how the suit can even repair itself at all. Since the suit is tied to Samus, can she feel that? Does it itch?

            • #436982
              Anonymous
              Guest

              How Is Getting Equipment Stolen Even Real Like Just Grow A New Super Missile Hahaha Like Just Shit Out Power Bombs Hahahahahahaha

          • #437033
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >Samus is literally a pillbug
            I’m OK with this

    • #436811
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I hope this suit gets a figma.

      • #436813
        Anonymous
        Guest

        what’s figma

        • #436814
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Figma balls

          • #437040
            Anonymous
            Guest

            You deserve at least one (You) for that

    • #436818
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I liked the curves but I was too distracted by how fucking cool she was in every cutscene. Don’t really want to fuck Samus in general.
      On the other hand, the artists who draw Dark Samus as a Phazon slime girl annihilate my dick

      • #436838
        Anonymous
        Guest

        So could Hyper Samus beat Dark Samus at a base level?
        She seems unstoppable in her hyper form.

        Or would Dark Samus not even see her as an enemy anymore? They’re both metroids.

      • #436993
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Deviljho-looking bitch

      • #437081
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Now that her troid genes are active, won’t she evolve over time like other queen-troids?

        • #437083
          Anonymous
          Guest

          The ending implies that the Thoha genes she takes in from X-Quiet Beak either made the Metroid powers dormant again or let her control them, so we might not see it in future games since she probably doesn’t want to go berserk and become a legitimate threat to the galaxy again. If I remember Dread was also discussed as basically being the conclusion to the "Metroids-as-bioweapons" storyline, they can only reuse the same basic premise so many times.
          It would be really cool seeing it integrated into future games though, even just something as simple as Samus using her hand-drain execution to gain her power-ups.

          • #437091
            Anonymous
            Guest

            True but seeing how she was able to control her ship again, I think it’s the former of what you said where it went dormant again. In Fusion, her Thoha genes acted as a soft lock but her getting full Thoha genes from QR-X may have created a hard lock. We may not see the Metroid Suit anytime soon, the Hyper Beam’s a different story since that’s Samus’s latent ability that first appeared in Super Metroid when she wasn’t a Metroid.

            • #437100
              Anonymous
              Guest

              This Hyper Beam was taken from Raven Beak. She absorbed his weapons.
              I’d presume when she reverts those weapons disappear.

              I’d like to think in future games her metroid powers are still present, but more subdued. Like using her power to finish off bosses, and absorb energy from devices.

        • #437085
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Didn’t she get a plasmid at the end that let her control it?

    • #436821
      Anonymous
      Guest

      consider the following

      • #436837
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Megaman was my favorite game series in the 90s but for some reason I’ve never heard of Metroid until Prime.

      • #436846
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Don’t forget to include the dope laser scarf.

        • #436901
          Anonymous
          Guest

          IIRC the laser scarf was supposed to help keep him stealthy somehow, like its electromagnetic noise to blind shit or something.
          Dope as hell no matter what.

        • #437170
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >best mm design ever
          >forever stuck in an rpg spinoff nobody remembers
          it hurts

    • #436829
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Would Samus have won the fight at the start if her armor wasn’t damaged.

      • #436833
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Raven beak is too strong and manly, she still wouldn’t have stood a chance.

      • #436835
        Anonymous
        Guest

        No.

      • #436840
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Nope

      • #436847
        Anonymous
        Guest

        No, Raven Beak was trashing her in the final fight despite her having new abilities + a better suit + partial metroid ability. Samus only won by going full Metroid and RB getting too cocky thinking he had won.

    • #436832
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >we somehow avoided the timeline where Next Level Games made a Metroid title

      • #436860
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >bow legged

    • #436851
      Anonymous
      Guest

      why does it have an exhaust vent

      • #437045
        Anonymous
        Guest

        based

      • #437109
        Anonymous
        Guest

        MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

      • #437120
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >why does it have an exhaust vent

        Fucking hell I wish I saved that vagina exhaust webm floating around here as this is literally the perfect time to post it.

    • #436870
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Adding more white colors to an already existing iconic design
      Where did I see that before hmmm…

      • #436882
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Uhhhh, Nintendobros? W-what’s going on here?!?

      • #437093
        Anonymous
        Guest

        unironically hope white is used more in character designs like it is between these two games i think it looks great

    • #436874
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Form fitting

    • #436890
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It accentuates her figure.

      • #436896
        Anonymous
        Guest

        is it even possible to get the 2nd reaction on these pricks?

        • #436898
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I’ve managed it about once, and only because the needle didn’t go out at the same frame or close to the same frame as the PWINGGGG and counter flash. You’re definitely not supposed to.

        • #437156
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Yes. The timeing for each quick time event counter opportunity is random ever time. You have to hit the counter buttons within a certain number of frames when the light from the EMMI flashes.

          • #437166
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I do it based on the sound effect.

    • #436904
      Anonymous
      Guest

      So is her new suit slowly repairing itself back into the original iconic suit?

      • #436907
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Basically, though who knows if they’ll actually do that in future games.

      • #436915
        Anonymous
        Guest

        basically yeah
        as dumb as it sounds, Chozo Power Armor has always had "biological" components to it and I guess after Samus ate that SA-X at the end of Fusion, it allowed her suit to start regenerating slowly.

    • #436912
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I had an empiphany when I noticed they teased the ending with her suit.
      These little metroid dots on her back are subtle.

      • #436917
        Anonymous
        Guest

        She had the same dots on the back of the Fusion suit

      • #436925
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Been there since fusion actually but the point still stands, the suit is literally using the metroid dna as a powerup

      • #436944
        Anonymous
        Guest

        And the dots on the back of the Metroid Suit match the Queen Metroid’s eyes.

        • #436964
          Anonymous
          Guest

          That’s cool

        • #436970
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Samus evolved into a Queen Metroid, kek.

          • #436972
            Anonymous
            Guest

            And now she’s giving birth to a ton of cute baby metroids. Good end.

            • #436974
              Anonymous
              Guest

              love that set. Now if only that fucker would finish it already!

            • #437087
              Anonymous
              Guest

              This baby needs to stop crying over his dying cat.

        • #437176
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Could also be the other metroid stages like omega

    • #436922
      Anonymous
      Guest

      She puts the broad in broad-shouldered

      • #436933
        Anonymous
        Guest
        • #436935
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Heh

    • #436955
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Poncho Samus

      • #436958
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Absolute cringe

    • #436985
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Teste

      • #436987
        Anonymous
        Guest

        A+

    • #436989
      Anonymous
      Guest

      reminder that samus has the babys dna and the baby was a queen metroid and that’s going to be important later

    • #436991
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Will Dread get a DLC expansion with a new planet or will it get a sequel game?

    • #437003
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I like the suits that are either hyper-masculine (Prime Varia/Phazon/Corruption) or the ones that are more feminine and elegant (Dread Power suit). I don’t care much for the ones like the Prime 2 Light Suit that are substantially less bulky while at the same time retaining a 3:1 shoulder:waist ratio

    • #437011
      Anonymous
      Guest

      She skipped neck day.

    • #437024
      Anonymous
      Guest

      https://www.gamespot.com/articles/making-metroid-dread-concluding-the-saga-samus-voice-and-cinematic-storytelling/1100-6496856/
      New Sakamoto interview, loves how he just dodges the Other M question, it’s like he and Nintendo are just pushing that game aside, it’s like it happened but it really doesn’t matter.

      • #437030
        Anonymous
        Guest

        No it’s because Sakamoto is an autist at heart so he actually sees a difference between a 2.5D game and a 2D game in what he wants accomplished. Other M was a game designed to tell a character story and not push the overall plot forward, so to him it’s a different line hence it never got a number. Besides they acknowledge Other M, it’s one of the ending rewards

        • #437039
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I think it’s just "I am treating this as a Dread promotional piece so I only want to talk about Dread"

          • #437043
            Anonymous
            Guest

            And I’m sure he knows Other M is controversial, so probably didn’t want it to take up more time than the actual game he’s promoting.

    • #437027
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I just want porn of Samus shouting profanities in the chozo language as she’s getting railed by Raven Thundercock

    • #437072
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I miss the Batman arm spikes that the Fusion Suit had.

    • #437098
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Since Samus now has the Metorid’s inherent weakness to even minor drops in temperature, doesn’t that mean her nips are constantly hard?

    • #437102
      Anonymous
      Guest

      > s’s

    • #437117
      Anonymous
      Guest

      the power suit was always sexy
      i would gladly break my hand spanking her armored ass

    • #437126
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Lads be honest. Would you Metroid Samus? Cause I would.

      • #437128
        Anonymous
        Guest

        more so than regular samus.

        • #437130
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Based taste.

      • #437132
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Only if she is extremely angry before, during and after sex

      • #437138
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >extreme_french_kiss, femdom, mating_press, amazon_position, mind_break, bad_end

      • #437140
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Samus fucks me to death
        Probably the best way to go out tbh

      • #437184
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Pissed off and voraciously determined to drain every drop of my seed then life? Hell yes

    • #437142
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Smaller pauldrons really help it.

    • #437171
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Still haven’t been able to snag a MSRP Special edition.
      >The rare moments they appear in stock, they are quickly auto-bought by bots

      Very nice. Glad Ryujinx works fairly well. Might even sell my switch at this point if the scalping worsens.

    • #437174
      Anonymous
      Guest

      by giving her suit child bearing hips, thick thighs, a thin feminine waist, sexy fuck me high heeled boots, and always posing her tilting her hip instead of some masculine straight pose as previous games. based red blooded latino designers. too bad they didn’t put any tits in the suit too, missed opportunity there.

    • #437178
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I have never played a Metroid game. Is this worth it?

      • #437180
        Anonymous
        Guest

        do you like the atomsphere of the games, the music, the visuals, 2d platformers with exploration, metroidvanias? if so, play it. if not skip it. this shouldn’t be a question at all, if you feel "i wanna play this" it’s easy enough to try one of the older ones.

    • #437186
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I think the light blue / white combo looks hideous. The shape and form is great.

    • #437188
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I always found Samus wearing the suit sexy, it took too damn long for more people to notice

    • #437190
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I can’t beat the final boss guys fuck. I love Metroid I can beat super, fusion or zero mission easy but I cannot do it

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