Why is Tifa being given a bra considered censorship and made Ganker cry for a whole year but when Samus…

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    • #468873
      Anonymous
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      Why is Tifa being given a bra considered censorship and made Ganker cry for a whole year but when Samus doesn’t appear in zero suit at all in the new game its okay?

    • #468874
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Ganker exaggerates false outrage as part of herd mentality
      shocker

    • #468875
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Play until the very end.

    • #468876
      Anonymous
      Guest

      who cares

    • #468877
      Anonymous
      Guest

      That’s a fucking stupid question, and I’m one of the people who thinks Tifa wearing a sports bra is both a good idea and hotter.

    • #468878
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Imagine if every time you beat this game, her boobs get a little bigger. I’d’ve platinumed the shit out of it

    • #468879
      Anonymous
      Guest

      nintendofags are somehow "asexual" or gay
      they get excited over characters like geno and wario but hate on the girl characters unless they’re manly girls
      anyone that likes a nintendo girl isn’t actually a nintendo fan but an outsider who just sees hot chick in nintendo game

      • #468884
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Is everyone lusting after trap Link also a non-Nintendo fan? This is starting to smell like no true Scotsman a bit

        • #468889
          Anonymous
          Guest

          yes
          sorry that you’re either ~asexual~ or gay
          or a trannie

      • #468913
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Very true. Not only nintendofags but console cücks in general get easily offended over sexy girls, you only see them in multi-plats. All exclusives are pseudo-puritan shit

        • #468948
          Anonymous
          Guest

          did you forget about splatoon?

          • #468950
            Anonymous
            Guest
            • #468992
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >redditbob
              Go back.

              • #469003
                Anonymous
                Guest

                kys furfag

              • #469010
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >9gag the Hedgehog
                Fuck off

                • #469013
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  >has Motorhead on the soundtrack https://youtu.be/R6WKOZGWh2g
                  It’s alright in my book

                  • #469018
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    Don’t forget that it has Ween.
                    Absolutely kino soundtrack.

            • #469046
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >redditbob
              Go back.

              kys furfag

              >9gag the Hedgehog
              Fuck off

              We get it, everything is reddit. Please shut up already.

              • #469051
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >redditfrog
                Go back

              • #469110
                Anonymous
                Guest

                I want to play FF7R2 but I don’t want to purchase a PS5.

                >reddit the frog
                Go back

                >redditfrog
                Go back

                Based Tricia Takanawa

    • #468880
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Samus does appear in zero suit though.
      Either way, she’s hotter in the power suit.

      • #468882
        Anonymous
        Guest

        not him but i can’t see a pic online of that do you have one?

        • #469026
          Anonymous
          Guest

          It happens literally every single time you die…. Just look up a longplay. It’s not fapworthy if that’s your end goal– just in case I’ll preemptively call you a retard

    • #468881
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I think the funniest thing about the arguments nu-Tifa caused online was seeing people tell others
      >she needs the sports bra or her breasts would literally be flopping around all over the place, do you not understand the physics of how breasts work? It’s just to prevent absurd jiggles
      yes. That’s how video games work. The video game sports bra prevents the video game breasts from video game bouncing all over the place. It’s the only way.

      • #468883
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Thinking of the scene in the original game where they exit the shinra building and her boobs are bouncing all over the place. Good shit

      • #468885
        Anonymous
        Guest

        You literally posted a gif showing off her squishy titties. The remake is going for something resembling realism, so yeah, they put her in a sports bra to be more realistic and you can see the difference when she is in the dresses.

        • #468886
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Again anon "THERE IS NO WAY THAT HER BREASTS COULD NOT JIGGLE IN THIS VIDEO GAME UNLESS SHE WEARS THE SPORTS BRA. SIMPLY NO WAY, THE PROGRAMMING WOULD NOT ALLOW FOR IT ONLY THIS VIDEO GAME SPORTS BRA PREVENTS SUCH A THING FROM OCCURRING."
          i wrote it in i am silly to emphasise the part i want you to read a couple of times carefully. Please think hard about it before replying.

          • #468915
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >the devs are going for realism
            You blame others for not reading then do the same shit

            • #468918
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Yeah bro so real this is a real persons face not a cartoon at all.

              • #468922
                Anonymous
                Guest

                This has to be the most autistic thread on Ganker right now. I really cant imagine what life choices gets someone angry and typing in all caps about not seeing a cartoon characters boobs bounce in a turn based rpg.
                Same people yelling about height sliders in pso and calling it "censorship." Its just embarrassing to see, but you have no shame apparently.

                • #468925
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  You have missed my points entirely you low IQ retard, i am not complaining about not seeing tits bounce in a video game, i am complaining about people pretending that there are "logical and sensical rules to follow" in a fucking fantasy video game when it’s the topic of sexuality or sexualisation and nothing else. Im saying they should just be honest and say "lol good i hate sexualisation of female characters in video games" rather than make a song and dance online about how it "only makes sense" in a game where Cloud meets his nemesis in space after their epic boss battle where they were both jumping 30 foot into the air and cutting through buildings with their impossibly giant swords.

                  • #468930
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    >the boobs need to bounce and jiggle and get me hard or you hate sexualization of women
                    Autism

                    • #468934
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      >projection
                      again i never even said it needed to be in the game. You are really bad at this anon or are you just at the "merely pretending" part of your bait?

                  • #469066
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    An actual argument here would be:
                    >Why the fuck do we need a sports bra to explain Tifa’s tits not jiggling, when Cloud can lift that gigantic sword with his noodle arms? Clearly physics don’t apply to these characters.

                    • #469068
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      >when Cloud can lift that gigantic sword with his noodle arms?
                      thanks to mako

                      • #469075
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        is mako the nanomachines of FF7

                      • #469078
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        no, thats jenova
                        jenova is literally always the reason how weird stuff happens in ff7

                      • #469081
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        No, it isn’t some handwave bullshit, it’s a core plot element that has impacted every single character.

                    • #469077
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      Cloud has space blood. In universe his eyes are enough that everyone knows exactly why he can lift that sword.

                • #468927
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Hey look guys the outrage supervisor is here

                • #469063
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  What’s more pathetic is being a leftist on Ganker

              • #468951
                Anonymous
                Guest

                how the fuck did they not get sued by anri okita

                • #468953
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  I’m sure she’s flattered.

                  • #468958
                    Anonymous
                    Guest
                    • #468959
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      made for big sin cock

              • #468952
                Anonymous
                Guest

                So fucking cute

              • #469103
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Is it ps5?

        • #469015
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >The remake is going for something resembling realism
          Wizards massive 8 foot tall swords swung on the back of moving motorcycles magic crystal spheres
          alien dna super soldiers time jannies machine gun arms lifeblood of the planet omnislash
          knights of the round talking dogs giant mechs motorcycle wheelies on walls

          Play the game. Or don’t, it kinda sucked. My point is your post is dumb.
          If we don’t need an explanation for how Cloud gets his hair looking the way it does than we don’t need an explanation for why Tifa’s breasts don’t move as they would realistically without a sports bra. "Muh realism" is pulled out to cherry pick and only to cherry pick. People should understand how stupid they sound deciding to apply realism to tits when the rest of the game is fucking stupid because it’s a fantasy that you’re obviously not meant to apply even the smallest amount of realism to.

        • #469020
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >The remake is going for something resembling realism
          Why doesn’t it strive to be good instead?

        • #469061
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Just don’t program them to jiggle.

          • #469067
            Anonymous
            Guest

            would have looked stupid as fuck.

      • #468888
        Anonymous
        Guest

        You literally posted a gif showing off her squishy titties. The remake is going for something resembling realism, so yeah, they put her in a sports bra to be more realistic and you can see the difference when she is in the dresses.

        Perhaps the bra is there to justify lack of jiggle that is the result of lazy development? Jiggle physics, especially realistic ones need a lot of work to make it function properly. You need jiggle bones and intricate weight maps, and appropriate simulation of mass drag that isn’t exaggerated. It actually takes some extra processing power as well. If Square were lazy and didn’t want to put much effort into jiggle, they could have used a very low setting of classic ancient tit physics which is basically just a vertex movement drag that produces a slight delay in specific vertex movement through world space coordinates. And to justify there being so little jiggle, they had to add a sports bra. Otherwise her tank top would look like it was made of plastic.
        …Meanwhile, Capcom’s RE engine characters have a robust jiggle system that apparently is so easy to implement into models that fan modders can easily make character mods that are thicker and with appropriately increased dynamic jiggle from movement. https://webmshare.com/play/Vr6ea

        • #468892
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Perhaps the bra is there to justify lack of jiggle
          but you literally do not have to justify it that’s the thing. What is this absolute cancer western obsession with not being convinced of a things "logical realism" only when there is some cherry picking to be done?
          >well yes it MAKES SENSE for her to wear a sports bra to prevent the jiggle because if there was no sports bra but also no jiggle i would have to stop playing to think long and hard about how UNREALISTIC that would be.
          >huh? Is jumping that high up in the air and shooting ice and fire out of their hands not also unrealistic? Why would i ever think about that? It’s a Fantasy bro.

          • #468900
            Anonymous
            Guest

            That’s the Pete Hines argument. Just because something is fantasy of sci-fi doesn’t mean that there should be absolutely no rules. Should Tifa’s long-ass hair be pointing radially outwards like a porcupine? Afterall, it’s fantasy. There’s no reason for hair to strictly adhere to rules of gravity.
            Ever see low-effort nude mods for games, that add gigantic breasts on characters? Remember how ridiculous they look when they’re just two completely rigid orbs? Square devs might have just been too lazy to make proper jiggle, and a visually unrestrained chest would look equally ridiculous when it appears functionally restrained due to the technical limitation. I’m not saying it’s good to be lazy. Capcom pulled off proper jiggle just fine. I’m just saying that if you’re going to be lazy, it’s okay to at least not make your laziness show up so apparently.

            • #468906
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Again, though, her tits move fairly realistically in the dresses. When she’s not in a bra they behave like they aren’t in a bra.
              This mad dude’s argument that they shouldn’t have given her a bra because they could have just made her not jiggle ignores the fact that they actually did make her jiggle in scenes without the bra, so the bra actually does work realistically which was in the explanation they gave when explaining why it was added.

              • #468917
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >This mad dude’s argument that they shouldn’t have given her a bra because they could have just made her not jiggle ignores the fact that they actually did make her jiggle in scenes without the bra
                it’s almost like Jap devs hate being told to stop sexualising their female characters and will find loopholes in the corporate mandate when they can
                >hmm boss said the rules are no jiggle and that she must wear a sports bra under her tank top. They didn’t say shit about the dresses though so im not breaking any rules also it happens half way through the game lol
                Same thing happened with RE. Someone followed the rules with Jill and changed her outfit to be less sexy but still said "im making her tits big and im making them bounce try and stop me"

                • #468921
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  >Someone followed the rules with Jill and changed her outfit to be less sexy
                  RE3 Remake is a bad example, because Jill’s default outfit is obviously just a plain, boring default mode that was made purely to sell pre-orders that shipped with the classic outfits. It was a cynical marketing ploy.

              • #468919
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Okay, well that makes it better. I haven’t studied nuTifa that closely because I will never buy a console and the platform hasn’t been emulated yet. So, the sports bra is a conscious decision and not result of limitation. And when considering the other outfits that have appropriate physics and unfiltered appearance, the sports bra of the default outfit was a conscious decision based on practicality of the character, and not "censorship by an ethics inquisition".

                • #468920
                  Anonymous
                  Guest
        • #468908
          Anonymous
          Guest

          What the fuck makes you look at FFR7 and think "they sure skimped out on the animations"?
          I don’t even like the game but "the devs were too lazy to make jiggle physics" is absurd.

        • #469095
          Anonymous
          Guest

          But they implemented jiggle physics, just not in her normal suit. If you edit the savefile, you can have her in a dress with jiggle physics enabled.

    • #468887
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Because one is faithful to the original character and the other isn’t

      • #468890
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Zero Suit exists since the first game on the NES, Prime babby

        • #468894
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Yeah and Dread shows the zero suit when you die and if you beat the game fast on hard mode.

          • #468896
            Anonymous
            Guest

            WILL SOMEONE NOT POST PROOF OF THIS ZERO SUIT I KEEP NOT FINDING ONLINE

            • #468967
              Anonymous
              Guest
        • #468898
          Anonymous
          Guest

          That’s not the Zero Suit, that’s just a swimsuit. Zero Suit first appeared in Zero Mission and wasn’t officially named that until Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

        • #468902
          Anonymous
          Guest

          It absolutely does not.

    • #468891
      Anonymous
      Guest

      She would look better with bigger tits and small nipplebumps

    • #468893
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Samus doesn’t appear in zero suit at all in the new game
      I hope the Metroid series die for real this time

      • #469037
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >I hope Nintendo die for real this time
        ftfy

    • #468895
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >but when Samus doesn’t appear in zero suit at all in the new game its okay?
      People have been bitching about it since launch you blind retard

    • #468897
      Anonymous
      Guest

      because Tifa is just TITS the character.

      Samus is a vastly more interesting character and its unanimously agreed by fans that the Zero Suit was a mistake

      • #468905
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I bet the Samus character is constantly worrying about how she is treated in online forums.

        Btw Zero Suit exist before you were born

        That’s not the Zero Suit, that’s just a swimsuit. Zero Suit first appeared in Zero Mission and wasn’t officially named that until Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

        It absolutely does not.

        lol who cares if the name was created later, its still the same thing in the end, just skin-tight clothes to show her as a sexy girl. This has been a series staple long before you were born

        • #468910
          Anonymous
          Guest

          That’s literally not the same outfit, and I’m a year older than Metroid.

      • #468923
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Speak for yourself, fagboy.

      • #468926
        Anonymous
        Guest

        unanimously agreed by fans that the Zero Suit was a mistake

        Says who? You?

      • #468933
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Samus is a vastly more interesting character
        lmao Samus is a silent suit killing monsters and getting pwoer-ups, the only time they tried giving her any "personality" was in Other M, a game you love to shit on because of the Zero Suit.

        • #468956
          Anonymous
          Guest

          This. Honestly if every Samusfag was rounded up and shot Ganker would improve 200%

          • #468960
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >not sexualized
            HA HA HA HA

          • #468964
            Anonymous
            Guest

            She’s right you know. ZSS is the real Samus

      • #468954
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Samus is literally a blank slate you retard. She is a non-character and is nothing but fanservice.

      • #468971
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >unanimously agreed by fans
        All 6 of them?

      • #469004
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >because Tifa is just TITS the character

        t. tourist casual

        She’s FFIV’s Rosa with a lick of paint, dipshit. Even people who played FFVII two decades ago could see it plain as day.

        • #469055
          Anonymous
          Guest

          He’s a Samusfag, his IQ is on the single digit

      • #469008
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Zero Suit was always stupid but Other M took it to new levels of retarded.

        On the other hand her midriff outfits are great.

      • #469064
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Samus is not even a character. All of her "personality" is 100% headcanon. She is a silent protagonist like 99% of characters of her time.

        Now here is how normal people react to blank slate protagonists:

        Mario fags: Mario doesn’t talk much and doesn’t have much of a personality, but that’s okay, his game isn’t story driven anyway.
        Link fags: Link doesn’t talk much and doesn’t have much of a personality, but that’s okay, his game isn’t story driven anyway.
        Donkey Kong fags: Donkey Kong doesn’t talk much and doesn’t have much of a personality, but that’s okay, his game isn’t story driven anyway.
        Kirby fags: Kirby doesn’t talk much and doesn’t have much of a personality, but that’s okay, his game isn’t story driven anyway.

        Samus autists: Samus doesn’t talk much and doesn’t have much of a personality, but that’s because SHE IS SUPER PROFESSIONAL AND BADASS OMG WHAT A BADASS CHARACTER IT HAS NO PERSONALITY THAT IS SO COOL AND PROFESSIONAL WHAT A SERIOUS, COOL, PROFESSIONAL BADASS

        Samus fans are the single most autistic fanbase on Ganker. They are Chris-chan levels of autism.

    • #468899
      Anonymous
      Guest

      because tifa was literally famous for her character design and boobs, while zero suit samus was a gba bonus addition.
      nintendo only shilled zero suit because they had very few female characters

    • #468901
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #468903
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #468946
        Anonymous
        Guest

        pls sauce

    • #468904
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Ganker will defend Nintendo to the end of time

      • #468907
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Ganker here, fuck Nintendo. We good? Someone screencap me.

        • #468909
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I am the real Ganker

    • #468911
      Anonymous
      Guest

      the real Ganker is the friends u mad along the way

      • #468916
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Maybe the real Zero Suit was the friends we made along the way…

    • #468912
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Samus wear armor só constantly that most people did not know up until ZSs being a character in Smash that she was a girl.

    • #468924
      Anonymous
      Guest

      post more cute tifa pics

      • #468928
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This is out of character, but it’s still cute

      • #468929
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I only have late 90’s/Early 2000s fan art

        • #468931
          Anonymous
          Guest

          You have seen a LOT of hairy Tifa pussy then sir.

        • #468932
          Anonymous
          Guest
          • #468936
            Anonymous
            Guest
            • #468938
              Anonymous
              Guest
              • #468942
                Anonymous
                Guest
                • #468945
                  Anonymous
                  Guest
      • #469070
        Anonymous
        Guest
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        Anonymous
        Guest
    • #468935
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You will never have this, remakefags.

      • #468937
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I mean they did. During the dress up scenes.

        • #468941
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Pathetic.

        • #468974
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Blind?

    • #468939
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >caring this much about a nintendo product

      what the fuck is wrong with you OP

    • #468940
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Because they had a department dedicated to it. To reduce breasts and impose bras. Literally this is what censorship is. They were looking for ways to tame her design down to not offend the sensibilities of the sensible people that still complained she looked like a whore.

      • #468943
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >of the sensible people that still complained she looked like a whore.
        You know though, once the game was out i noticed that virtually no one was complaining about Tifa’s design. No one i saw was crusading against this as still too much.

        • #469024
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Her breasts dont look any smaller here than I remember them in FF7…

          What DOES bother me is SEs insufferable need to over-design every fucking character these days. Make the skirt plain black leather again, lose the stockings and we have a good Tifa here.

    • #468944
      Anonymous
      Guest

      One game is on Nintendo.

    • #468947
      Anonymous
      Guest

      But she does. You see it when she dies.

      Also in the ending illustration.

    • #468949
      Anonymous
      Guest

      because zero suit wasn’t in most metroid games outside of the death animation, if you even call that the zero suit.

    • #468957
      Anonymous
      Guest

      because the original character only had a tank top
      don’t get me wrong, new tifa looks lovely but she’s only supposed to have a tank top
      also it aint about the bra but the black thing underneath, i assume she wears a bra below that thing

      • #468972
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The black thing is itself a sports bra, dude.

    • #468961
      Anonymous
      Guest

      sports bra are hot as fuck though.

      • #468966
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Exactly. Everyone sperging out over Tifa’s bra has shit taste.

    • #468965
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You see the zero suit when you die in Dread.

    • #468968
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Maybe they finally learned from Capcom’s exampe: Put fanservice deeper into the game than any sjw vidya journalist will ever play it. It’s been proven on many occasions that sjws who complain about games almost never play games themselves, certainly not to the point of completion. Put fanservice in the latter half, or make it unlockable after beating the game once, and no sjw will ever even realize it exists. Sheva’s Tribal outfit and Ada’s slinky dress in RE5 and RE2Make are prime examples of Capcom sneaking fanservice in that have never even been mentioned by sjws.

      • #468970
        Anonymous
        Guest

        If game journies have no problem with a game then I’m not buying it.

    • #468973
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >why is censorship considered censorship
      ???

    • #468975
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It’s a sports bra, which in my book makes it 100% hotter cause I’m into that shit!

    • #468976
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >people post VII remake boobs like they’re impressive, not only are they smaller than the original they are more pathetic than other big boobs in the series.

      • #468978
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >not only are they smaller than the original
        lol

        • #468979
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >concept art
          How is this relevant?

          • #468980
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >t-the official measurements d-don’t count
            once again, lol

            • #468983
              Anonymous
              Guest

              They don’t count… would you prefer the phrasing "they appear much smaller"

              • #468986
                Anonymous
                Guest
                • #468987
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  >y-your EYES are lying! believe some random scribble!
                  Ok anon, you need to take your meds.

                  • #468989
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    >believe some random scribble!
                    why yes, official material put out by square enix themselves.
                    I accept your angry concession.

                    • #468990
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      >official material
                      You mean concept art.

                      • #468991
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >the evidence doesn’t count because that would mean I lost an argument
                        time to take the L and walk away

                      • #468993
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >evidence
                        You are actually telling someone to ignore the in game models and CG models, throw out all the actual evidence and trust an unsourced scribble.
                        Jesus christ. What the fuck is wrong with you.

                      • #468997
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >throw out all the actual evidence
                        >no you can’t just use the measurements put out by square enix themselves, that would mean my totally unbaised opinions are wrong!
                        yikety yikes.
                        >unsourced scribble.
                        >can’t even recognize nomura’s artwork
                        shaking my head
                        >What the fuck is wrong with you.
                        I’m sorry, but you need to let it go.

                      • #468999
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        He’s too far gone anon, he already forgot concept art is meant for the concept of the character before the finalized design

                      • #469002
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >that’s right bro, we can continue our delusional circlejerk elsewhere
                        this is so cute

    • #468977
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Sports bra is less revealing than the tank over top
      So what’s the point of even wearing the tank top? I mean, women wear tops over regular bras because those are only meant to keep the tits contained and are considered too revealing to be worn as outerwear. But this sports bra serves both those functions, so the tank top is redundant.

    • #468985
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Tifa is some soulless ching chong automaton and Samus isn’t.
      Don’t ‘ate her just don’t like ‘er
      simple as

      • #469053
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Samus is literally a blank slate silent protagonist you delusional autistic piece of shit

        • #469054
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I think what he means is that Tifa is basic bitch waifubait while Samus isn’t. The one time they tried to make Samus waifubait it backfired.

          • #469058
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Samus is the ultimate basic bitch waifu pandering trash though

            • #469105
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >character who has no love interest, doesn’t talk much and spends most of her time fully covered in armor
              >more waifu pandering than a scantily clad girl-next-door who’s entire character is being in love with the MC that most probably named after themselves back in the day
              Here’s your (You)

    • #468988
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Samus shows up in the Zero Suit every time you die and her armor shatters. Having her crawl around in it for extended periods of time only happened in one game, it’s hardly a series staple.

    • #468994
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Ok, serious question.

      How much milk would Tifa’s boobs produce if she got pregnant?

      • #468995
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Breats that have been surgically reduced produce less milk, so nu-Tifa would likely have difficulty.

        • #468996
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Her breasts were surgically reduced? I thought it was just her chest bones.

      • #469005
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Tit size doesn’t significantly change milk production.

        • #469006
          Anonymous
          Guest

          True but her breast reduction surgery likely caused scarring and will lead to lower production.

    • #468998
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Squaresoft.com circa 1997
      >Aeris
      >Enix: Thath noth pothible!

      • #469021
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Enix never had an online site until the 2003 Squeenix merge?

      • #469025
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The Japanese manual of Final Fantasy 7
        at launch.

        • #469107
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I’ve always wondered, was Barret’s surname, Wallace, derived from the character from Pulp Fiction?

          • #469109
            Anonymous
            Guest
    • #469000
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I didn’t buy FFXVIIRE because they censored Tifa. That’s one sales less because of that decision. Make of this what you will.

      • #469001
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Based and redipilled.

    • #469009
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Samus doesn’t appear in zero suit at all in the new game its okay?
      She does though? Also Samus > Tifa

      • #469011
        Anonymous
        Guest

        How big is mother brains monster form meant to be anyway? Like 30 foot?

        • #469016
          Anonymous
          Guest

          25-30 feet, she’s about four Samuses tall when fully upright.

          • #469022
            Anonymous
            Guest

            That’s still fucking huge. After all the Dread threads, I was looking into Samus’ previous games and honestly while a lot of people hype up Kirby and all the others, Samus herself has been through hell and back and fought some OBSCENELY powerful foes.

            Pretty impressive.

      • #469012
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Samus is considered big boobed by Remake’s standards
        What happened? When did Nintendo become raunchy and Square became prudish?

        • #469017
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I wouldn’t say SE is prudish yet, though judging by the IS THAT A MOTHAFUCKIN DRAGON game they may be on their way. Tifa is too much of a sacred cow in gaming to get the realism treatment. And as for Nintendo, for about the last decade give or take depending on how much influence Treehouse has had.

      • #469014
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Also Samus > Tifa
        based
        >tfw no sammy gf

      • #469085
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Does anyone have this pic in a size for humans? In before its enlarged in mspaint

    • #469019
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Why is Tifa being given a bra considered censorship and made Ganker cry for a whole year but when Samus doesn’t appear in zero suit at all in the new game its okay?
      Because Tifa has a "fanbase" of schizos

      • #469023
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Because Tifa has a "fanbase" of schizos
        I’m sorry, the title for schizo fanbase still has to be Lara Croft in terms of female vidya protagonists.

        • #469028
          Anonymous
          Guest

          You can have a schizo fanbase but not be "the schizo fanbase," just a candidate for it

          • #469031
            Anonymous
            Guest
        • #469030
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I’d say Larafags have a reason to be bothered, at least the fans of the original Lara, as she was much more drastically changed than Tifa was.

          • #469032
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >she was much more drastically changed than Tifa
            Eh, they’re it is nearly the same amount of changes tbh.

            • #469036
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Not really. Tifa’s changes were that her outfit was altered a bit, her breasts may be a bit smaller, her face was made more Japanese-looking and she’s a bit whinier. That’s pretty much it. By comparison NuLara has a more ‘realistic’ look with much smaller breasts, a much softer ‘cute’ look, more different outfits and is a drastically different character.

              • #469038
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >Squeenix thought reducing Lara’s breast size was a good idea
                >The 2018 shit movie reboot has the smallest tits

                • #469039
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  akko cunny

                • #469042
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  That we went from Angelina to that sticc is yet another heavy indication of how the times have changed.

                  But the worst part about it is that they were kinda right, since NuLara is more popular than OG Lara as zoomers don’t like big breasts much.

                  • #469048
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    It doesn’t help that Alicia Vikander is a terrible actress. She’s proven that in The Green Knight, Ex Machina, Seventh Son, that shitty Bourne film and the awful remake of The Man from UNCLE.

                    I would rather be interested in watching whatever magnum opus Friedberg and Seltzer cooks out than watch another Alicia Vikander stick figure again.

                    kys

                    Lol

                    • #469062
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      >and the awful remake of The Man from UNCLE.
                      Fuck you that movie is kino.

                      • #469111
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        I like the movie myself. I just can’t stand Alicia Vikander’s performance.

                      • #469116
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        She was great in Green Knight

                      • #469121
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        I have no desire to watch A24 shit. I’d rather be excited for the next magnum opus coming from Friedberg and Seltzer instead.

        • #469035
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Lara Croft
          >but with a horse guy

          • #469044
            Anonymous
            Guest

            kys

    • #469029
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Aya is now the 90s chick with big breasts
      Actually is there a series Square HASN’T ruined?

      • #469033
        Anonymous
        Guest

        the girl from Parasite In City?

      • #469119
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >big breasts
        Really? I always thought of her as average.

    • #469034
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >FF7R
      >Only Part 1
      >No turn based combat
      >All the iconic VAs over the years for FF7 characters all got replaced by literal whos
      >Tifa and Shiva got censored
      >Graphics are bad
      >PS exclusive
      >Game comes out
      >It wasn’t a remake but a sequel
      >Nomura adds Kingdom Hearts shit in the game
      >All talk for game dies in a month
      >PS5 version
      >It makes the game look worse
      >Yuffie only exclusive to PS5
      >She came out uncensored after all the backlash about Tifa
      In the end, this game sold less than FFX-2. I hope they eventually cancel this project.

      • #469040
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It sold less than all FFXIII games and Ganker hasn’t apologized yet.

      • #469041
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It sold less than all FFXIII games and Ganker hasn’t apologized yet.

        You know that the "sales" meme doesnt work if the game is good right

        and the game is good

        • #469043
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >game is good
          No, FF14 is good.

        • #469045
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >sales don’t matter for a corporation
          lol

          • #469047
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Technically they dont unless they are an indie corp. Money comes from many other stuff, not just sales this days.

            • #469049
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Yet thay made 2 more FFXIII games despite pretty much the whole west pooping on them. Why? Because they all sold extremely well.

              • #469052
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >Yet thay made 2 more FFXIII games despite pretty much the whole west pooping on them
                They made two more games because they wanted to use the crystal engine more and try to cover FFXV not releasing and FFXIV 1.0 flop, anon.

      • #469050
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >this game sold less than FFX-2
        >1 year of sales vs 19 years of sales

    • #469056
      Anonymous
      Guest

      no one in this thread has ever touched breasts before except for the fake tranny ones installed behind their long flat male nipples

      • #469060
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Fuck I guess we’re all virgins bros, it’s over

    • #469057
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I want to play FF7R2 but I don’t want to purchase a PS5.

    • #469059
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I don’t know man I would like to have ZSS in the game.

    • #469065
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Remake 2 better look like this.

      • #469080
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Takes an awful lot of processing power to animate hair like that.

    • #469069
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #469071
      Anonymous
      Guest

      […]

      […]
      We get it, everything is reddit. Please shut up already.

      samefag

      • #469108
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Jokes on you faggot, I had to upload a different picture. Cope next time, melanoid.

    • #469073
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #469074
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Are you faggots retarded? Zero suit is in the game, did you even play it?

      • #469099
        Anonymous
        Guest

        You found out their secret.
        The people who bitch about coomer shit dont actually play or care about video games.

        • #469100
          Anonymous
          Guest

          That was pretty obvious

    • #469076
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #469079
      Anonymous
      Guest

      What phrases would a Tifa barbie doll say when you’d push her button?

      • #469082
        Anonymous
        Guest

        "I KNEEL
        I SQUEAL
        MY VOTES WERE NOT REAL

        I SHAKE
        I QUAKE
        I GOT A SHIT REMAKE

        I’M CRAP
        I’M A SAP
        MY CLOTHES GOT CENSORED BY A JAP

        I COPE
        I MOPE
        I’M REACHING FOR THE ROPE

        I SIN
        I NEVER WIN
        I BELONG IN THE TRASH BIN

        I TRIED
        I CRIED
        I LOST IN A LANDSLIDE"

        • #469096
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Dilly dally
          >Shilly shally
          >Curoudo!
          >Sephirosu!

          >"I won’t lose!"
          >"Feel the heat!"
          >"To the limit and beyond!"
          >"Strike hard and fast!"
          >"I worked up a good sweat!"
          >"Would kill for a shower…"
          >"FINAL HEAVEN"

          And where on the doll’s body would the "talk button" be located?

          • #469097
            Anonymous
            Guest

            The mouth, silly.

          • #469102
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Small of the back

          • #469104
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Directly in the middle of her abs

      • #469083
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Dilly dally
        >Shilly shally
        >Curoudo!
        >Sephirosu!

      • #469092
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >"I won’t lose!"
        >"Feel the heat!"
        >"To the limit and beyond!"
        >"Strike hard and fast!"
        >"I worked up a good sweat!"
        >"Would kill for a shower…"
        >"FINAL HEAVEN"

    • #469084
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I like the white-on-black contrast but whatever.

      I guess I’m not so hot on her wearing shorts under her skirt but at least it’s practical.

    • #469086
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Bing Bings don’t care about your politics.

      • #469088
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I thought Rise was super different from World, that’s why all World fans were hating on it.

        • #469098
          Anonymous
          Guest

          They basically are the same. Wirebugs are Clutch Claw 2.0 minus having to do that aiming.

          People like it less than World/IB because the end game is bad. The content is mediocre and easy at the end game and the melding slot machine is tedious. It’s DLC has been very weak compared to the shit we got in world/IB.

    • #469087
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I came in this thread just to remind everyone that for 99% of the game, Tifa, like everyone else in the game, looked like a lego person recreated in Papier Machè.

      • #469089
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Fuck you faggot we don’t need them to look like real people.

        • #469093
          Anonymous
          Guest

          My point is that it’s silly to complain about the sports bra when in the original FF7 Tifa looked like this for most of the game.

          • #469114
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Very hot.

          • #469115
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Is that…. a girl’s leg?
            OH GOD IM GONNA CENSOOOOOOOOOR

            • #469117
              Anonymous
              Guest

              exposing fictional characters legs leads to real world rape

              • #469118
                Anonymous
                Guest

                yet her legs look more delious then ever.

    • #469090
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I don’t care about censorship or whatever you nerds are crying about. Sports bras are one of the sexiest kinds of clothing in existence so I like the change. Nothing better than a fit sweaty woman slowly peeling it off.

    • #469091
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Coomers aren’t people

    • #469094
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Because tits define Tifa, but the Zero Suit ruins Samus.

    • #469101
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Huh? The Zero Suit shows up whenever you die, unless it’s to an EMMI, because the EMMI just captures you instead of killing you. You can see the Zero Suit as often as you want.

    • #469106
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >generic K-pop face
      >tits aren’t smaller but they’re shaped worse with no sag at all
      >too much black, the colors don’t work at all
      >no muscle

    • #469112
      Anonymous
      Guest

      to help soak the massive amounts of sweat she works up

    • #469113
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Because there’s no expectation of seeing Samus in the Zero suit, it never happened in Super Metroid.

    • #469120
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >considered censorship

      it is censorship, the """Ethic committee""" said so

    • #469123
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I want to marry and impregnate Tifa tbh

      • #469124
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I don’t think your weak body could survive the pelvis crushing she would give you.

        • #469125
          Anonymous
          Guest
        • #469126
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Speaking of, what the fuck is up with the power in the regular humans? Cloud I get. He’s a super soldier. But Tifa is just some random jane that can bench press a dragon and leap a football field.

          • #469127
            Anonymous
            Guest

            normal humans in ff7 are way stronger than real humans

          • #469128
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Zangan’s teachings. Tifa was his best student.

            • #469129
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >Zangan’s teachings.
              Ah yes, learning the Dolphin Blow allowed her to punch through solid metal.

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