Why was she so smug?

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    • #472616
      Anonymous
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      Why was she so smug?

    • #472617
      Anonymous
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      Because she doesn’t have a refractory period.

    • #472618
      Anonymous
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      I’d be smug too if I had a cute outfit like hers.

      • #472625
        Anonymous
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        >no underwear

        • #472626
          Anonymous
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      • #472654
        Anonymous
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        Ashley and RE4 setting was made for an h-game.

        >classic fem-protag, slutty clothing, panicky and screaming "if you rape me enough, i will start to enjoy"
        >re4 setting is full of classic h-game enemies; middle-aged ganados, plagas dogs, plagas tentacles, that facehugger spider plagas, giants, masked chainsaw man…
        >all that plot of carrying las plagas with her (impregnation)
        We live in the wrong timeline.

        • #472655
          Anonymous
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          please r8, like and subscribe.

        • #472666
          Anonymous
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          it’s a pity there aren’t more games where your characters are actually in danger of getting raped

          • #472668
            Anonymous
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            Anon?

          • #472674
            Anonymous
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            Anon…

            • #472677
              Anonymous
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              Not only that, but after Leon frees him from the bear trap and he helps defeat El Gigante, Hewie runs all the way from Spain to Italy to help Fiona escape from Castle Belli. Such a good friend.

              • #472681
                Anonymous
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                Hey, its that dog

            • #472679
              Anonymous
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              God this game is so trash

        • #472667
          Anonymous
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          sequel update any day now

    • #472619
      Anonymous
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      What the fuck are those boots

      • #472620
        Anonymous
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        >you will never have Ashley walk over you with those boots

        • #472686
          Anonymous
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          >you will never have Ashley walk over you barefoot

      • #472622
        Anonymous
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        Authentic Sneed boots, Mr. Gucci Loafers

      • #472627
        Anonymous
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        it was a different time

    • #472621
      Anonymous
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      why didn’t Leon have sex with her

      • #472623
        Anonymous
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        homosexuality, perhaps?

      • #472624
        Anonymous
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        a crippling case he’s had since birth known only as yellow fever

      • #472640
        Anonymous
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        he only likes ada

      • #472645
        Anonymous
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        A true professional.

      • #472663
        Anonymous
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        What kind of fag do you take him for?

      • #472665
        Anonymous
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        You don’t stick your dick in the pizza you’re about to deliver to your boss, especially if your boss is POTUS.

        • #472687
          Anonymous
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        • #472688
          Anonymous
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          >POTUS

        • #472712
          Anonymous
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          >pizza
          Fuck off. Fuck you.

      • #472713
        Anonymous
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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RedFxrCLmkA

        Because he knows Ashley is actually Chris in disguise, trying to steal his sperm to impregnate Claire.

    • #472628
      Anonymous
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      take the Jill pill

      • #472633
        Anonymous
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        >not Voth
        ngmi

      • #472642
        Anonymous
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        Butch dyke Jill goes in the trash

    • #472629
      Anonymous
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      White woman spotted

    • #472630
      Anonymous
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      >Why was the president’s daughter smug
      One of life’s mysteries.

    • #472631
      Anonymous
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      Anyone have the webm of Obama’s daughters being slutty with an ice cream? Search engines just turn off when I try to find it and my webcam turns on, pretty weird, must be a virus

      • #472647
        Anonymous
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        Wait these were his daughters? Lmao

      • #472648
        Anonymous
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        bump, i wanna see this shit aswell.

    • #472632
      Anonymous
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      you know why

      • #472656
        Anonymous
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        There is so little fan art of Ashley that I actually like but this one’s okay, I suppose.

        • #472660
          Anonymous
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          I suppose Ashley is criminally underrated just because of how many people actually hate her.

        • #472664
          Anonymous
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          suffering is being into ashley but not into las plagas, absolutely zero good porn of her.

        • #472702
          Anonymous
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          The sfm is mostly shit too. Everyone gives her too small tits, like she was hot by the ethics committee or something. That’s why this

          I’d let her be aggressive with me. I don’t work for the President.

          is a breath of fresh air, despite the too-loud ass clapping sound. Finally something that gives her proper size ballistics comparable to their size in game. Plus it’s a ‘What if Leon said "Yes" scenario instead of the usual ganados or dogs.

    • #472634
      Anonymous
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      how neutered is she gonna be in the remake?

      • #472662
        Anonymous
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        Here’s your Ashley of the BLM age

        • #472675
          Anonymous
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          >implying you wouldn’t

          • #472678
            Anonymous
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            I could try, but she’d elbow me off the jetski, tell me how stronk and independent she is that she don’t need no man for no overtime, then ride off, leaving me to be eaten by sharks or something.

    • #472635
      Anonymous
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      >The spics’ plan wasn’t to breed her with plagas to create mutant insectoid supersoldiers
      >It was just by the books sleeper infiltration and brainwashing bullshit that never works
      Dumb cultists

      • #472638
        Anonymous
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        if it wasn’t for kidnapping ashley, they probably would’ve succeeded

        • #472658
          Anonymous
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          Eventually someone would’ve noticed all the weird shit and sent in some cops or soldiers.

          • #472680
            Anonymous
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            I honestly have no idea how tf saddler thought this was going to play out.
            >capture president’s daughter of nation known not to negotiate with terrorists
            >stage your terror organization in spain, a fucking part of NATO (ie the united states bitch)
            Scenario 1
            >Somehow successfully ransoms ashley for money
            >Gets immediately raped by US + NATO forces when she exfils
            Scenario 2
            >leon dies, cant secure deal with US
            >Cowabunga it is, you have 24 hours to flee to some corner of the world that will shelter you from the US (nowhere)
            Scenario 3
            >Ashley dies from the numerous deadly unhinged shit he sends to kill leon
            >Lose any and all leverage against one of the most violent nations in the world
            >island gets nuked, village has to contend with never ending hell from air, ground, and sea
            >once again declared enemy of the US, no country will shelter you except maybe north korea.
            Did saddler honest to god believe he would succeed for a single second?

      • #472671
        Anonymous
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        First thing the Secret Service does is check to make sure her hymen’s intact. Leon was well aware of this policy too.

    • #472636
      Anonymous
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      Better question, why is she so fucking ugly in a franchise where every female is a goddess

      • #472669
        Anonymous
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        Actually RE is known for having girls who are realistically attractive. That’s part of their charm and why they’re universally so well-received. Ashley’s average maybe, but has an above-average body to push her into attractive territory.

        • #472670
          Anonymous
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          It’s just the ears really

      • #472685
        Anonymous
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        >so fucking ugly
        Better question, why are you such a massive faggot in a board full of waifu goddesses?

        It’s just the ears really

        It’s the ears that make her so hot.

    • #472637
      Anonymous
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      Why was Nintendo so obsessed with Capcom and Resident Evil in particular during the sixth generation? They spent a lot of money for those rights.

    • #472639
      Anonymous
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      Same reason she refuses to climb down ladders herself.

    • #472641
      Anonymous
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      ballistics

    • #472643
      Anonymous
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      >I’m sure to have a little overtime cuz my ballistics are superior

    • #472644
      Anonymous
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      superior ballistics

      • #472646
        Anonymous
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        holy shit

      • #472657
        Anonymous
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        why didn’t she wet herself when Leon came through the door?

        • #472659
          Anonymous
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          She did, but it wasn’t pee.
          if you know what I mean…

    • #472649
      Anonymous
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      She’s ovulating

    • #472650
      Anonymous
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      Sandy Cheeks has a hot voice

    • #472651
      Anonymous
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      N

    • #472652
      Anonymous
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      She was equipped with ballistics.

    • #472653
      Anonymous
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      Talk to the ballistic bitch

    • #472661
      Anonymous
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      you’d be smug if you had ballistics like she does

    • #472672
      Anonymous
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      sex bomb

    • #472673
      Anonymous
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      >young
      >Presidents daughter
      >equipped with ballistics
      why wouldn’t Ashley be smug?

    • #472676
      Anonymous
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    • #472682
      Anonymous
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      Guaranteed RE4 Remake Changes:
      >You can move and shoot now
      >General increase in seriousness, decrease in campiness
      >No "the President has equipped his daughter with ballistics"
      >No "You’re small-time!"
      >No "I knew you’d be fine if you landed on your butt"
      >No "bothersome fly"
      >No "You’re right hand comes off?"
      >No weirdly dramatic MIIIIIIKE reading
      >No Leon calling Ashley "sweetheart"
      >No "overtime"
      >No Ashley getting angry if you look up her skirt
      >No merchant being a Ganados with absolutely no explanation
      >No box snakes
      >No that dog
      >No boulder run segments
      >No Mexican accents
      >No guy in a house’s bathroom that consists of just one urinal
      >No attache case
      >No ridiculously huge phone
      >No Chief Mendez having a weird, raspy voice
      >No crank room
      >Either no regenerator, it’s a boss, or the rifle is free like the shotgun
      >No midget dressed like Napoleon
      >No line about terrorism
      >No Loony Toons-style trapdoor
      >No wacky minecart ride
      >No Donkey Kong barrels rolling down as you ascend a tower
      >No laser grid
      >No lounging in Saddler’s chair for no reason
      >No Leon and Ashley looking down a garbage pit, Ashley saying "no way," Leon saying "way," grabbing her hand, and forcing her to jump
      >No robot spider bombs in the Krauser fight
      >No helicopter pushing a tower full of explosives over with its nose as a surprise attack
      >More dramatic Plaga removal scene
      >More dramatic Luis death scene
      >No Leon constantly calling Luis "Louis"
      >Expanded cult backstory
      >No weird bag in the dumpster
      >Hunnigan renamed Hannigan to match with later games
      >No Leon hitting on Hunnigan at the end after turning Ashley down
      >HUNK removed from Mercenaries

    • #472683
      Anonymous
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      Monkies smiling is a sign of aggression.

    • #472684
      Anonymous
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      no gameplay discussion

    • #472694
      Anonymous
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      Reminder she would be called an ugly pig if the game was released in current year and an example of the west infesting Japan videogame design or whatever.

      • #472697
        Anonymous
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        Nobody likes her, especially back in the day. Face it, ashleyfags like us are a minority.

      • #472701
        Anonymous
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        I mean, she was called an ugly pig though lmao.

    • #472695
      Anonymous
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      I’m tired pretending re6 wasn’t a good game

      • #472700
        Anonymous
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        "Good" is a strong word, let’s not get carried away

    • #472698
      Anonymous
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      best girl, best game

    • #472710
      Anonymous
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      >was
      she’s still alive

      • #472711
        Anonymous
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        Yeah. It’s sad that this is the only other time we’ll see her, and it was only added so they could establish the time period and for the ‘Oh Yeah, That Happened’ moment.

    • #472720
      Anonymous
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      Why that mouse years

    • #472721
      Anonymous
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      >tfw still playing this in hopes that the new re switch game has raid mode

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