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Why was she so smug?
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Because she doesn’t have a refractory period.
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I’d be smug too if I had a cute outfit like hers.
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>no underwear
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Ashley and RE4 setting was made for an h-game.
>classic fem-protag, slutty clothing, panicky and screaming "if you rape me enough, i will start to enjoy"
>re4 setting is full of classic h-game enemies; middle-aged ganados, plagas dogs, plagas tentacles, that facehugger spider plagas, giants, masked chainsaw man…
>all that plot of carrying las plagas with her (impregnation)
We live in the wrong timeline.-
please r8, like and subscribe.
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it’s a pity there aren’t more games where your characters are actually in danger of getting raped
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Anon?
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Anon…
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Not only that, but after Leon frees him from the bear trap and he helps defeat El Gigante, Hewie runs all the way from Spain to Italy to help Fiona escape from Castle Belli. Such a good friend.
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Hey, its that dog
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God this game is so trash
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sequel update any day now
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What the fuck are those boots
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>you will never have Ashley walk over you with those boots
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>you will never have Ashley walk over you barefoot
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Authentic Sneed boots, Mr. Gucci Loafers
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it was a different time
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why didn’t Leon have sex with her
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homosexuality, perhaps?
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a crippling case he’s had since birth known only as yellow fever
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he only likes ada
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A true professional.
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What kind of fag do you take him for?
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You don’t stick your dick in the pizza you’re about to deliver to your boss, especially if your boss is POTUS.
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>POTUS
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>pizza
Fuck off. Fuck you.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RedFxrCLmkA
Because he knows Ashley is actually Chris in disguise, trying to steal his sperm to impregnate Claire.
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take the Jill pill
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>not Voth
ngmi -
Butch dyke Jill goes in the trash
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White woman spotted
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>Why was the president’s daughter smug
One of life’s mysteries. -
Anyone have the webm of Obama’s daughters being slutty with an ice cream? Search engines just turn off when I try to find it and my webcam turns on, pretty weird, must be a virus
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Wait these were his daughters? Lmao
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bump, i wanna see this shit aswell.
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you know why
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There is so little fan art of Ashley that I actually like but this one’s okay, I suppose.
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I suppose Ashley is criminally underrated just because of how many people actually hate her.
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suffering is being into ashley but not into las plagas, absolutely zero good porn of her.
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The sfm is mostly shit too. Everyone gives her too small tits, like she was hot by the ethics committee or something. That’s why this
I’d let her be aggressive with me. I don’t work for the President.
is a breath of fresh air, despite the too-loud ass clapping sound. Finally something that gives her proper size ballistics comparable to their size in game. Plus it’s a ‘What if Leon said "Yes" scenario instead of the usual ganados or dogs.
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how neutered is she gonna be in the remake?
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Here’s your Ashley of the BLM age
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>implying you wouldn’t
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I could try, but she’d elbow me off the jetski, tell me how stronk and independent she is that she don’t need no man for no overtime, then ride off, leaving me to be eaten by sharks or something.
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>The spics’ plan wasn’t to breed her with plagas to create mutant insectoid supersoldiers
>It was just by the books sleeper infiltration and brainwashing bullshit that never works
Dumb cultists-
if it wasn’t for kidnapping ashley, they probably would’ve succeeded
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Eventually someone would’ve noticed all the weird shit and sent in some cops or soldiers.
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I honestly have no idea how tf saddler thought this was going to play out.
>capture president’s daughter of nation known not to negotiate with terrorists
>stage your terror organization in spain, a fucking part of NATO (ie the united states bitch)
Scenario 1
>Somehow successfully ransoms ashley for money
>Gets immediately raped by US + NATO forces when she exfils
Scenario 2
>leon dies, cant secure deal with US
>Cowabunga it is, you have 24 hours to flee to some corner of the world that will shelter you from the US (nowhere)
Scenario 3
>Ashley dies from the numerous deadly unhinged shit he sends to kill leon
>Lose any and all leverage against one of the most violent nations in the world
>island gets nuked, village has to contend with never ending hell from air, ground, and sea
>once again declared enemy of the US, no country will shelter you except maybe north korea.
Did saddler honest to god believe he would succeed for a single second?
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First thing the Secret Service does is check to make sure her hymen’s intact. Leon was well aware of this policy too.
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Better question, why is she so fucking ugly in a franchise where every female is a goddess
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Actually RE is known for having girls who are realistically attractive. That’s part of their charm and why they’re universally so well-received. Ashley’s average maybe, but has an above-average body to push her into attractive territory.
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It’s just the ears really
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>so fucking ugly
Better question, why are you such a massive faggot in a board full of waifu goddesses?It’s the ears that make her so hot.
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Why was Nintendo so obsessed with Capcom and Resident Evil in particular during the sixth generation? They spent a lot of money for those rights.
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Same reason she refuses to climb down ladders herself.
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ballistics
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>I’m sure to have a little overtime cuz my ballistics are superior
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superior ballistics
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holy shit
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why didn’t she wet herself when Leon came through the door?
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She did, but it wasn’t pee.
if you know what I mean…
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She’s ovulating
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Sandy Cheeks has a hot voice
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She was equipped with ballistics.
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Talk to the ballistic bitch
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you’d be smug if you had ballistics like she does
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sex bomb
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>young
>Presidents daughter
>equipped with ballistics
why wouldn’t Ashley be smug? -
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Guaranteed RE4 Remake Changes:
>You can move and shoot now
>General increase in seriousness, decrease in campiness
>No "the President has equipped his daughter with ballistics"
>No "You’re small-time!"
>No "I knew you’d be fine if you landed on your butt"
>No "bothersome fly"
>No "You’re right hand comes off?"
>No weirdly dramatic MIIIIIIKE reading
>No Leon calling Ashley "sweetheart"
>No "overtime"
>No Ashley getting angry if you look up her skirt
>No merchant being a Ganados with absolutely no explanation
>No box snakes
>No that dog
>No boulder run segments
>No Mexican accents
>No guy in a house’s bathroom that consists of just one urinal
>No attache case
>No ridiculously huge phone
>No Chief Mendez having a weird, raspy voice
>No crank room
>Either no regenerator, it’s a boss, or the rifle is free like the shotgun
>No midget dressed like Napoleon
>No line about terrorism
>No Loony Toons-style trapdoor
>No wacky minecart ride
>No Donkey Kong barrels rolling down as you ascend a tower
>No laser grid
>No lounging in Saddler’s chair for no reason
>No Leon and Ashley looking down a garbage pit, Ashley saying "no way," Leon saying "way," grabbing her hand, and forcing her to jump
>No robot spider bombs in the Krauser fight
>No helicopter pushing a tower full of explosives over with its nose as a surprise attack
>More dramatic Plaga removal scene
>More dramatic Luis death scene
>No Leon constantly calling Luis "Louis"
>Expanded cult backstory
>No weird bag in the dumpster
>Hunnigan renamed Hannigan to match with later games
>No Leon hitting on Hunnigan at the end after turning Ashley down
>HUNK removed from Mercenaries -
Monkies smiling is a sign of aggression.
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I’d let her be aggressive with me. I don’t work for the President.
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Mama mia!
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go back to sucking dicks on reddit
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Take your meds schizo
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too bad there is no meds for your dick sucking, fuck off to reddit where you belong
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>apu
>reddit-
reddit frog go jump off a cliff
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nu-Gankerer
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procedural posting.
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Can’t post the whole thing here of course. And the creator hasn’t made any more with her. Made a really great one with Marie Rose though.
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>the creator hasn’t made any more with her
well cant be helped i guess[…]
>man I can’t sucking all these dicks like the huge faggot I am-
pro dick sucking
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no gameplay discussion
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Reminder she would be called an ugly pig if the game was released in current year and an example of the west infesting Japan videogame design or whatever.
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Nobody likes her, especially back in the day. Face it, ashleyfags like us are a minority.
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I mean, she was called an ugly pig though lmao.
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I’m tired pretending re6 wasn’t a good game
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"Good" is a strong word, let’s not get carried away
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best girl, best game
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>was
she’s still alive-
Yeah. It’s sad that this is the only other time we’ll see her, and it was only added so they could establish the time period and for the ‘Oh Yeah, That Happened’ moment.
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when does infinite darkness take place anyway
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A year after RE4 I think.
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Sorry, 2006, so two years after, half way through her father’s second term.
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>mspaint ballistics.jpg
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Why that mouse years
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>tfw still playing this in hopes that the new re switch game has raid mode
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