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    • #425907
      Anonymous
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      >will you dance with me, Anon?
      how do you respond if you don’t know how to dance?

    • #425908
      Anonymous
      Guest

      m’lady

    • #425909
      Anonymous
      Guest

      *cutaway to mating press*

      • #425919
        Anonymous
        Guest
    • #425910
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’d rather just have sex tbh.

      • #425912
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Arthur is a retard with oneitis.

    • #425911
      Anonymous
      Guest

      just bob your knees and do gun reload animations

      • #425915
        Anonymous
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    • #425913
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >adult
      >dont know how to dance
      ????

      • #425916
        Anonymous
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        that’s not very strange

      • #425918
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Happens when you’re socially inept

      • #425931
        Anonymous
        Guest

        i just feel so awkward expressing myself through dance
        makes me feel very vulnerable
        before a wedding I watched youtube videos on how to do basic ass dance moves
        it got me through the night without being that lameass that sat at the table the entire night

      • #425948
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Dance lessons aren’t a normal part of a middle class education.

        • #425949
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >he didn’t have dancing lessons in primary school

        • #425967
          Anonymous
          Guest

          It is in my cunt, and many other european countries I suspect.

          • #425981
            Anonymous
            Guest

            not mine, that sounds faggy as shit

      • #425977
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Grown men shouldn’t dance, at all.
        It’s an activity for Children. Women like letting their immaturity out through dance, but be a fucking man and relax outside with a beer while the kids dance.

        • #425978
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Okay you stand outside with your faggot bud-light while I dance with your girl and fuck her in the coat room.

    • #425914
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I say fuck it and try anyway
      Mary-Beth seems like the kind of girl who would find your awkward fumbling sweet as long as you aren’t trampling her toes

    • #425917
      Anonymous
      Guest

      "Nah, I don’t know how to dance. Sorry."
      There, wasn’t hard at all. Sheesh.

    • #425920
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Smoking is fucking disgusting

    • #425922
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why is she so fucking smug?

      • #425923
        Anonymous
        Guest

        she knows she’s best girl

    • #425924
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Throat punch her

    • #425925
      Anonymous
      Guest

      antagonize

    • #425926
      Anonymous
      Guest

      booba

    • #425927
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I thought most of the girls in RDR2 were ugly as fuck, and weren’t a lot of them prostitutes that Dutch picked up and they started following him?
      Didn’t the old lady use to run a brothel or some shit?

    • #425928
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Rescue a woman that’s been kidnapped
      >As I go to untie her the prompt disappears and Arthur stomps her which kills her in one blow
      >Next day Arthur is in camp telling Mary-Brth he’s been out killing women
      Fuck this game

      • #425934
        Anonymous
        Guest

        same thing my horse would run over rabbits and then arthur would whine how hes a monster
        scripted trash

    • #425929
      Anonymous
      Guest

      i dont want to leave me alone
      im just gonna stand in the spot at the whiskey box drink and wait until this stupid party is over so i can do missions
      i dont care about any of these people rockstar fuck you
      RDR 1 is better

      • #425933
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Just go to bed

        • #425937
          Anonymous
          Guest

          dilate

          • #425938
            Anonymous
            Guest

            low effort

            • #425956
              Anonymous
              Guest

              dilate

    • #425930
      Anonymous
      Guest

      dancing is like fucking. just follow your instincts

    • #425932
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Verification not required.

    • #425935
      Anonymous
      Guest

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctF-dVNR4jo

      I think this is the only realistic response.

    • #425936
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Who is she built for?

      • #425939
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Arthur’s

    • #425940
      Anonymous
      Guest

      What does her breastmilk taste like?

    • #425941
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Mary-Beth is such a fuckin kino tonic to the forever-alone burn that Mary Linton leaves on Arthur. Just like an unassuming, nice, homely girl set against that opportunistic bitch and the two-faced scheming slutbags in camp.

    • #425942
      Anonymous
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      >I don’t know how to dance
      >it’s OK you’ll learn
      ez

    • #425943
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >escapes the gang intact and then writes porn for a living
      Mary-Beth, livin the dream.

    • #425944
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Very little porn of her

    • #425950
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >replaying
      >just did the "Downes spits TB directly into your mouth" mission without thinking
      I almost want to restart again already, I don’t want my pure healthy Arthur sullied with that shit, again.

      • #425952
        Anonymous
        Guest

        He’s fine until Beaver Hollow though, stupidly.

        • #425961
          Anonymous
          Guest

          not at all. symptoms start showing as early as chapter 3

          • #425964
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Hardly, just coughing. His physical issues and changes don’t occur until a hardcap in the story, which is retarded.

            • #425966
              Anonymous
              Guest

              his cores drain faster. idk when it exactly it start but i know for a fact you have it after Colm captures you

              • #425968
                Anonymous
                Guest

                No

                • #425970
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  replay the game and you’ll see

                  • #425975
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    It’s not true. I am replaying it

      • #425953
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The only occurrence of TB until Guarma is in a side mission with Javier.

      • #425960
        Anonymous
        Guest

        You’ll be fine. Just don’t go getting buttsexed in the swamps. Wouldn’t want an Arthur that’s dying to also be gay.

        • #425962
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Get raped
          >They have the gall to make Bill take the piss out of your rape
          Can’t wait until they let females be raped in game too and have someone joke about it

          • #425963
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Sadie was going to be in the middle of a gangrape in the intro but they changed it so that it was implied to have happened because the testers would just sit there and watch.

            • #425965
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >because the testers would just sit there and watch
              No fucking way

              • #425969
                Anonymous
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                • #425972
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  >When we had to turn Micah into an absolute poopyhole one of the traits we added then got cut off was making him a pedophile who was trying rape Jack. It made the whole gang look like dumb poopyholes for letting an openly predator freak near Jack like that, especially Abigail. So we dumped it.

                  • #425974
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    Even Manhunt or Hot Coffee doesn’t go that far.

                • #425979
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  >The basic ammo types were much different.
                  >We had to simplify it because testers were too stupid to read the item descriptions that explained this.
                  God dammit where the fuck do these people find these play testers? So many times you hear this exact story of cool shit getting nerfed because of drooling single digit IQ retards.

    • #425951
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Would she have an onlyfans?

    • #425954
      Anonymous
      Guest

      sorry, i don’t know how to dance

    • #425955
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >play rdr2
      >ignore the camp entirely
      >only ever antagonise when forced to interact with them
      >enjoy game a lot more
      >uninstall
      nobody else?

      • #425957
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Yeah the story sucks

        • #425958
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Name a game with a good story

          • #425959
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Based

          • #425971
            Anonymous
            Guest

            VTMB,both half life’s,GTA San Andreas,gta 4,Morrowind,world at war…….

            • #425976
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Lol

    • #425973
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #425980
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >smoker
      pffft No way Fag

    • #425982
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >beauty mark
      *nibbles*

    • #425983
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Can’t be that hard. One of my hands goes in her waist, the other holds her hand, slow steps in sinchrony back and forward. That should do it.

      • #425986
        Anonymous
        Guest

        what if she wants to dance the Hokey Pokey?

    • #425984
      Anonymous
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    • #425985
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’ll try

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