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    • #448544
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      >you’ll buy my remake, won’t you anon?

    • #448545
      Anonymous
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      of course, anything for my beautiful wife 🙂

    • #448546
      Anonymous
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      Who?

    • #448547
      Anonymous
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      fire emblem heroes is not even getting a remake

    • #448548
      Anonymous
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      Sure.
      But I’m not pairing Mark up with you.

      • #448676
        Anonymous
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        >implying you’ll have a choice

      • #448712
        Anonymous
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        Don’t worry. I will.

    • #448549
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      Is this a Lyn coomer thread or a what you want the fabled re-make to fix?
      For me it’s
      >Lyn gets the +20/25 crit on promotion like swordmasters do
      >Supports are either done per chapter/map screen, or the amount of turns taken to rack them up are significantly lessened.
      >epilogue with Roy, and Lilina has an older version of Lyn, or whichever pegasus knight they marry.
      >Farina is available on Eliwood mode
      >The Ocean seal, and the 20k G used to hire Farina are exempt from your funds ranking.
      >effective damage of weapons buffed back up to 3x
      >Enemies have their luck stat boosted on harder difficulties
      There’s possibly an argument for letting the lords use their secondary weapons from base, so Lyn doesn’t get counter attacked so often, Eliwood gets javelins from whenever you can buy them, and Hector gets better hit vs myms and mercs, but I can go either way on that one, if it’s at risk at making it too easy

      • #448576
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        >Supports are either done per chapter/map screen
        That would fuck up a bunch of supports since a lot of them mention the fact that they are in battle. Though some of them pretend like they are just sitting around the camp so idk, supports in the GBA games were weird.

        • #448592
          Anonymous
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          I mean they act more like Pent and Lousie’s supports where they still happen on the map, but after 1 map screen together, for people like Karla, and Renault or 2-5 chapters together etc for most others depending on join time

      • #448645
        Anonymous
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        >add second seal to the game
        >fe6 karel solo literally everything
        For real though, since avatar character is practically mandatory nowadays, I want at least have Mark take role as support unit because
        1. Fuck Merlinus and stationary convoy bullshit
        2. Rings are fucking retarded when the said support unit has dance and can make units move/attack twice.
        Basically Mark is buffbot unit that constantly pooping rally buffs to nearby units at the start of the turn, but cannot attack, and has to be carried by a unit of your own choosing (weight 0). If a unit dies when they carrying Mark, it’s instant game over. So Mark’s function is for buffing units that you like, and to quickly reset the campaign when when said favourite unit dies.

      • #448727
        Anonymous
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        No reclassing. No nu-FE skill system. But I know this is asking too much of ISIS.

    • #448550
      Anonymous
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      Fire Emblem Radiant Echoes!

      • #448583
        Anonymous
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        Tellius is too recent for remakes, honestly.

        Fire Emblem: Echoes of the Crusaders!

        this

    • #448551
      Anonymous
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      not unless you ride me dick

    • #448552
      Anonymous
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      Fire Emblem: Echoes of the Crusaders!

      • #448565
        Anonymous
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        based and kagapilled

      • #448729
        Anonymous
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        Oh boy I can’t wait for the shitty Jugdral remake!

        • #448731
          Anonymous
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          Unless Koei Tecmo do the next FE (which is very unlikely), the game will never be like this.

          • #448732
            Anonymous
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            >which is very unlikely

            • #448733
              Anonymous
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              Are you dumb anon?

              • #448734
                Anonymous
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                >KT helps out, gets the best selling FE of all time
                Why would they not return for the next one?

                • #448735
                  Anonymous
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                  Because IS was working on fuckin Paper Mario, that’s why KT did most of the work. They don’t need fucking KT of all the things to sell games for fuck’s sake, what the hell.

                  • #448736
                    Anonymous
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                    Clearly they do.

                    • #448737
                      Anonymous
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                      Clearly they don’t, when you look at how well Awakening and Fates sold. KT just surfed on the persona trend with the high school setting and the multiple route shit to bait even more people, the game is very mediocre.

    • #448553
      Anonymous
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      Can’t wait for her to be main romance for my self insert male MU.

    • #448554
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      • #448555
        Anonymous
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        >Be not Mongolian
        >Steal Chinese culture and dresses
        What did fan-artist kun mean by this, apart from it being hot?

        • #448616
          Anonymous
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          thats hot

    • #448556
      Anonymous
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      Are we even gonna get another FE on the switch or is Nintendo gonna make them boost next console release?

      • #448557
        Anonymous
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        >Nintendo gonna make them boost next console release?
        I’m fully expecting Ninten to milk the Swtich as long as the 3ds. My money is the next game will be on Switch

      • #448562
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        3H already sold well on the Switch. The engine is already there, which I assume has to be the biggest hurdle to developing a new game, and they know they already have a market.
        I’m nearly certain we’ll get news next year, and I’m even somewhat sure we’ll get a new game outright.

        • #448564
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          There is a lot of potentiality. It’s also strange that we haven’t heard any formal announcements about the next FE project.

          If that "leak" is to be believed, apparently a 4 remake was in development for 3DS, cancelled, then was pushed to switch. At the same time, it would be logical for a new game to be in development as well.

          ANOTHER weird thing, is that 3H was apparently more of a Koei Tecmo project. Intelligent Systems was more focused on another project that we’ve not see. Or heard from yet.

    • #448558
      Anonymous
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      Absolutely, but I want a 6 remake first. I also hope the stories are changed a little bit so that 7 doesn’t retcon and affect 6 in the illogical ways that it does.

    • #448559
      Anonymous
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      >have a waifu so hot for you she canonically travels time and different dimensions looking for your dick
      mark is a lucky lad

      • #448560
        Anonymous
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        Nah, remake will write out this non canon shit and she’s only for your self insert after that.

        • #448561
          Anonymous
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          mark is a tactician and your self insert you fucking dingus

        • #448575
          Anonymous
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          Mark is the self insert.

      • #448567
        Anonymous
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        Mark just wants to improve his/her strategic prowess. Please leave Mark alone Lyn.

        • #448569
          Anonymous
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          Maybe he should improve his strategic prowess in bed.

      • #448656
        Anonymous
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        Given Mark can be male or female, that locks down Lyn as the bislut option.

    • #448563
      Anonymous
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      I don’t mind if we get a remake or a new game, i just want a new FE game.
      I only hope that they don’t use the same artist that worked on 3H for the portraits.

    • #448566
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    • #448568
      Anonymous
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      Why are you posting pictures of this man’s wife?

      • #448572
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        • #448618
          Anonymous
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          Early FEH memes were great. I haven’t played the game for a few years but I’m sure it’s shit now.

          • #448706
            Anonymous
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            I’ve played it a bit recently.

            The game is more broken than ever, but art style consistency is a lot better than it used to be for newer characters.(older characters are still all over the place)

    • #448570
      Anonymous
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      So which one would you play as Ganker?

      • #448621
        Anonymous
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        Male Mark. I’m more interested to see his interaction with Roy and Lilina though, since Mark was the one giving their name but they don’t remember him at all, etc.

      • #448661
        Anonymous
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        Damn, that actually looks pretty good. I’d play male mark obviously be female mark is cute. She’d look even cuter with M!Mark’s baggy pants though.

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      • #448597
        Anonymous
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        >Lyn will never love you
        >You will never hold each other tightly in your arms as you kiss each other all over, watching as she gets more and more embarrassed
        Why live

        • #448598
          Anonymous
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          this

          • #448599
            Anonymous
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            >You will never whisper into Lyn’s ear sweet nothings that make her body tense up while you two are in public together
            It hurts so bad

            • #448600
              Anonymous
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              oh god

              • #448602
                Anonymous
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                >You will never go to the movies with Lyn as a surprise date.
                >You don’t tell her it’s a horror movie, so when something scary happens she’s caught completely off-guard and lets out a yelp before instinctively reaching for your hand
                >You won’t hear the chuckles of other move-goers as the look at the spectacle
                >You will never see Lyn hold her head down to hide her blushing, only making the scene look lewder
                help

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      • #448586
        Anonymous
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        I really like this image.

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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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      • #448610
        Anonymous
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        Why does mark exist for eliwood story when Lyn isnt there?

        • #448611
          Anonymous
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          They just happened to run into a man named Mark who was a tactician.

          • #448613
            Anonymous
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            why does lyn recognize that mark and speak to them as if theyve been friends for years?

            • #448614
              Anonymous
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              >Why does [crazy girl] do [crazy thing]?
              Even ignoring this silly comic, Lyn is yandere-nuts enough to chase after Mark’s scent across the multiverse.

            • #448671
              Anonymous
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              Lyn immediately began forming MArk-psychosis around the Robins after meeting them in warriors. It’s safe to assume that anyone named mark or who is a tactician will meet the standards for LYn’s obsession. In fact meeting these people will only reinforce the reality of Marks existence in her eyes.

        • #448669
          Anonymous
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          They just happened to run into a man named Mark who was a tactician.

          The Truth: Eliwood was convinced by Lyn’s friends during the short time they met to also pretend that Mark exists. This actually resulted in him creating a split personality/Tulpa of a being known as Mark which makes up all of Eliwood’s tactical prowess. Eliwood actually forgets his skills and attirbutes it all to ‘mark’ and when lyn hears about Eliwood’s ‘companion’ Mark, she immediately ‘recognizes’ her dear friend.

    • #448584
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    • #448587
      Anonymous
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      [spoiler]Post giantess Lyn ideas.
      [/spoiler]

      • #448588
        Anonymous
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        >Lyn is a giant but her first reflex is to find a forest tile to hunker down on for evasion
        >doesn’t realize there’s an entire encampment underfoot
        >she’s squinting at the horizon trying to find the enemy

      • #448683
        Anonymous
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        >have FE7
        >borrow that bonus disc for double dash from cousin
        >hook up GBA for bonus content
        >immediately use heaven seal and body ring on lyn for +2 con boost
        >lyn now big enough to rescue eliwood and other manlets

        It was a waste stat-wise for sure, but my 10 year old self sure had a funny feeling imagining Lyn as an amazonian.

        • #448689
          Anonymous
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          I am more than down with the idea of Lyn taking stat boosters and progressively growing larger and larger while Lyn pins Mark to a bed and straddles him, Anon, thanks for the mental image.

          • #448698
            Anonymous
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            Given the fact that Mark’s sprite collapses into Lyn’s ala rescuing in the prologue chapter, it can be assumed she already has a considerable size advantage over him to begin with.

            • #448702
              Anonymous
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              Strang ehow Lyn can rescue other people while already rescuing ‘Mark"

              • #448718
                Anonymous
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                My takeaway is that Mark is actually a parrot.

              • #448719
                Anonymous
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                >you now realize Lyn’s mediocre stats are a result penalties of her always having Mark joined at the hip and never out of sight

                • #448721
                  Anonymous
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                  What would Lyndis’ stats look like if you took out the "penalties" of rescuing Mark?

                  • #448722
                    Anonymous
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                    Rescuing only affects skill, and speed in the GBA games, it’s only in thracia were it halves like every single stat, and in the 3DS games rescuing/pair up buffs your stats

            • #448704
              Anonymous
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              >size advantage over him to begin with.
              *her

    • #448589
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    • #448591
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    • #448593
      Anonymous
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    • #448594
      Anonymous
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      What if a FE7 remake came out before FE6? Making way for a save transfer system that gives bonuses to units. Sort of like Path of Radiance and Radiant Dawn
      >Child units get bonuses base on the parents they have
      >Returning units bonuses based on how often they were used
      >Children with cannon parents get bonuses based if the parents actually supported or the other people they supported.
      >Fir get bonuses if you actually A-rank Barte x Karle. Kent and Clarine get bonuses on for Pent and Lousie

      • #448595
        Anonymous
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        It would be fun to take an ironman save through two games.

    • #448596
      Anonymous
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      I like to think she saw Mark during the Valentine’s event, but she couldn’t catch up because of the heavy dress and clacky heels she had to wear.
      The clacking probably alerted him and he ran.

    • #448601
      Anonymous
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      No, at most I’ll emulate it, but I probably won’t because FE7 was boring as hell and I fucking hate Eliwood, I’ll only bother if they completely change the game.

    • #448603
      Anonymous
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      There was a Ganker post where a guy was talking about how he’s convinced himself into believing that Lyn is his irl wife. He’s been writing daily journals for literal years about all the stuff they do together and raising their 3 kids, their birthdays, how it was a struggle to raise them because Lyn lost her job, etc. It was fucking wack.

      • #448604
        Anonymous
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        Sometimes autism is a gift, anon.
        That man’s living the dream

      • #448605
        Anonymous
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        His journal is actually about me and MY wife.

      • #448607
        Anonymous
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        He must be crazy because Lyn is MY wife.

        • #448608
          Anonymous
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          I love your wife anon!
          I want to do things with her!

    • #448606
      Anonymous
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      >A Fire emblem thread
      >No lewdposts in sight
      crying

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        • #448615
          Anonymous
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          hehe now this is what I’m talking about~

          • #448617
            Anonymous
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            I’m really rather surprised that I still can’t find any art of Lyn dressed like Monika.

            • #448619
              Anonymous
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              God that sounds incredible…
              Even this scuffed picture is really hot to me. I loooove monika~
              Lyn too! …But not as much

    • #448609
      Anonymous
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      Will Tranny Emblem skip Soulgdral the Straight? Translibe … no thanks!

    • #448620
      Anonymous
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      >you will never beat Lyn in one-on-one combat on the battlefield and immediately take advantage of her defenseless body right then and there while she lets out curses and ragged breaths with every thrust

      • #448624
        Anonymous
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        >You’ll never get to finger her pussy while you lay on top of her
        >You won’t get to kiss her on the back of the neck from behind as you stroke her face
        >You will never make her slowly stop resisting and start to push into you

    • #448622
      Anonymous
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      […]

      A-Anon? Where’s the image?

    • #448623
      Anonymous
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      Scale figure soon gamers

    • #448625
      Anonymous
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      >lewdposters show up
      >Anons show interest in lewds
      >Lewdposters stop
      I don’t understand

    • #448627
      Anonymous
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      Yes I want more HectorxLyn kino.

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        • #448632
          Anonymous
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          Honestly the best FE romance for me, beautiful.

          • #448636
            Anonymous
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            Hector is the stability Lyn is lacking in her life after losing everything. Wanting to lean on him is very meaningful.

            • #448654
              Anonymous
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              Her crying for Uther because she knows Hector can’t cry for him is so fucking touching and beautiful. Especially when she said at the beginning of the game that she would never cry again and that she thought that it was sign of weakness, but thanks to Hector she realized crying wasn’t a sign of weakness, on the contrary, the fucking character development with that pairing is so good. I swear it feels like they put more effort in the writing of HectorxLyn than EliwoodxNinian.

    • #448628
      Anonymous
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      Remake culture is a plague upon the industry

    • #448638
      Anonymous
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      >wanting Nu I$I$ to ruin the older games
      never change you retards

    • #448640
      Anonymous
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      [chair clattering]

    • #448643
      Anonymous
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      Please stop posting weird things about my mother.

      • #448647
        Anonymous
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        You mean Ninian? You should have heard her screams when she popped out an egg your size. Ooo boy.

    • #448649
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      I’m just really surprised that they make a girl with no panties in a Nintendo game. It’s the best.

    • #448651
      Anonymous
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      Funny how she’s been retroactively made obsessed with the player’s character while for him it was just another training exercise to being a master tactician.

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    • #448686
      Anonymous
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      only if they buff you into being a usable lord versus hector and eliwood
      if i have to go through your shitty mode to make you useful in hectors still you can fuck off

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      >Don’t package it as a 6+7 remake a 7>6 timeskip wouldn’t work with shit like inheritance, and the quality of both would likely drop as a result
      >keep Mark silent in the main story mostly, but make him playable with supports some time shortly after the route split
      >Knights, Cavs, Archers, Mages, Priests, and Troubadours get fe8 branching promos, Thieves can promote into Rogues without fell contract
      >Lyn gets a branching promotion, can choose between Blade lord (more crit, better promo gains) and Nomad Lord (mounted). Gets Murgleis instead of the Sol Kati if you choose the latter
      >Buff Sol Kati, make it not weigh a ton
      >add an easily accessible 1-2 sword (fe9’s wind sword) so Eliwood/Lyn/sword locked units aren’t completely fucked before promo
      >rework/remove CON
      >buff Eliwood’s SPD
      >buff Lyn’s HP
      >let Farina and Karla be recruited in Eliwood mode
      >19xx easier to access and available in Eliwood mode
      >add a worthwhile S rank staff or stop the S Rank staff locking characters out of using other S rank weapons
      >Lyn mode gets a tutorial skip option
      >portraits/art by Sachiko Wada
      >original sprites/music mode optional

    • #448700
      Anonymous
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      Lyn threads are the best threads.

    • #448709
      Anonymous
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      Real talk: Would the Default Mark look like Kiran, Robin or Morgan(aka Marc) in the remake?

    • #448710
      Anonymous
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      What does Lady Lyndis smell like?

      • #448715
        Anonymous
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        Like grass and horse shit.

    • #448714
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    • #448716
      Anonymous
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      Imagine bathing together in the river after a hard day of training and working, then laying next to each other naked in your hut as the night air blows in through the window.
      Who needs the royal life when you have each other?

      • #448717
        Anonymous
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        Lyn doesn’t bathe

    • #448720
      Anonymous
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      7 doesn’t need a remake, especially one that "links" it with 6, and even if it got one I wouldn’t buy it for fucking Lyn.
      Tellius remakes first, please.

      • #448723
        Anonymous
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        What do you want them to re-do in the Tellius that needs a re-make.
        Proper supports in RD, Mist being able to use magic, skip enemy phase, and buff Tormod, Muarim, and Vika’s availability in RD

        • #448725
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          Generally fixing most of RD’s cast so they at least fill their niches well instead of just being filler units when you swap perspectives. Giving you more space at the tower to choose units so 90% isn’t just the laguz royals and Haar. Speed up animations and give the option to turn them off in 9. Make 9 actually difficult(not fucking maniac mode, that just bloats their stats and adds a ton of enemies). Remove the stupid fucking blood pact or at least adjust it so it makes some sense. There’s probably some other shit I’m not thinking of but they’re pretty flawed games, at least in terms of minor, easily fixed ones, I can’t think of much that’d improve 7 beyond drastic changes like an entire story rewrite and entirely different maps/objectives which is why I want one from 9 and 10 more. Though I can also see 4 and 5 getting fixed up from one too.

          • #448728
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            Also I should mention that RD is my favorite FE game and one of my favorite games in general but I won’t pretend it doesn’t have a ton of issues.

          • #448730
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            >Remove the stupid fucking blood pact
            I don’t think the blood pact deserves all the hate it gets. Going too much into fantasy can make you lose your suspension of disbelief, but it’s explained why Pelleas would trust Izuka duping him like that, they were already half-established in lore with PoR not explicitly saying how Ashnard went from not in talks of succession, to becoming the King, and murdering his family, and their limits are semi-clearly defined. (Doesn’t say what would happen if the country were annexed for example), but it does clearly explain the central limitations behind their power, rather than just being kept as some wishy-washy magic curse, even if that’s what it is

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    • #448726
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      Of course. FE7 is one of my favorite games.

    • #448738
      Anonymous
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      Lyn is my wife.

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