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    • #451696
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      Z.E.R.O S.U.I.T

    • #451697
      Anonymous
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      I want to _be_ her

      • #451703
        Anonymous
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        what would you do if you were her?

        • #451704
          Anonymous
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          hit on men in a bar

        • #451739
          Anonymous
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          Masturbate every day and drink beer

        • #451743
          Anonymous
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          Have my shithole remodeled

        • #451758
          Anonymous
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          Panic about how I’m not trained for this shit

        • #451759
          Anonymous
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          Find the biggest BBC gorilla melanoid I could to fuck me everyday

        • #451780
          Anonymous
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          fly around in a cool space ship
          ride a space bike

      • #451707
        Anonymous
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        t. X Parasite

        • #451709
          Anonymous
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          okay i laughed

        • #451711
          Anonymous
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          You will never be a metroid

        • #451806
          Anonymous
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          heh

      • #451716
        Anonymous
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        That’s gay

        • #451719
          Anonymous
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          how

      • #451748
        Anonymous
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        >I want to _be_ her
        t.Brie Larson

      • #451777
        Anonymous
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        You will never be a real Metroid. You have no soul, you have no body, you have no life-force draining abilities. You are an X Parasite twisted by mutations and adaptations into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

        All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Metroids mock you. Living beings are disgusted and terrified of you, your “natural predators” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

        Metroids are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of lab-development have allowed Metroids to sniff out X with incredible efficiency. Even X who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a Metroid. Your horrific mutations are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get an uninfected life form absorbed into you, it’ll turn tail and bolt the second it gets a whiff of a Metroid’s dangerous, deadly hunger for life-force energy.

        You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake RRRAAAAAAAA every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel Samus Aran creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under her unbearable Plasma Blaster.

        Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll be found by Samus, get shot by her blaster, get reduced to your gelatinous form, and plunge into her warm abyss. Samus will find you, stoic but relieved that she no longer has to live with the unbearable fear and anger at your constant threat to the galaxy. She’ll absorb you into her Energy tank or Missile gauge, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an X was absorbed there. Your form will become a Missile and get shot at Kraid, and all that will remain of your legacy is a small explosion that is unmistakably a Missile.

        This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

        • #451793
          Anonymous
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          >Metroid mandibles typed this

        • #451839
          Anonymous
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          based

        • #451856
          Anonymous
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          >and plunge into her warm abyss
          God yes

      • #451841
        Anonymous
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        YWNBSA

    • #451698
      Anonymous
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      ZSS ruined the franchise.

      • #451726
        Anonymous
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        Explain

        • #451766
          Anonymous
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          Not him but it attracted the work kinds of people to the fan base, the coomershit, reducing her to nothing more as an action Barbie doll to the normie populace (as they keep spamming sexy Samus art everywhere)

          We did get a lotta great hentai out of it though

      • #451744
        Anonymous
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        How? Did you ruin your life by what’s under your clothes?

        • #451745
          Anonymous
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          Of course he did. It always comes down to a tiny dick with these fags.

        • #451787
          Anonymous
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          I hope you didn’t hurt your brain trying to come up with that comeback coom monkey.

      • #451755
        Anonymous
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        >games still come out that are good like Dread
        >ruined franchise
        Metroid has had literally 1 bad game in the series, because they tried to make it story focused.
        Samus can generate fanservice AND still be badass and have great games.
        deal with it nerd.

        • #451775
          Anonymous
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          >games
          >plural
          >when it’s literally only Dread that’s come out after so long
          ZSSfags are complete and utter retards, it’s insane.

          • #451776
            Anonymous
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            >Metroid Prime 2 and 3
            >Samus Returns
            I’ve never played Hunters admittedly
            but those are all the good Metroid games that came after Zero Mission Other M is the exception.

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      • #451852
        Anonymous
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        Ok so remove Zero Suit. Now we just have Samus wearing pic related. Is that better?

        >games still come out that are good like Dread
        >ruined franchise
        Metroid has had literally 1 bad game in the series, because they tried to make it story focused.
        Samus can generate fanservice AND still be badass and have great games.
        deal with it nerd.

        That and they tried to make Samus popular in Japan by making her more the type of girl Japan likes. Funny how it failed horribly and yet when they did it to Lara Croft it succeeded.

    • #451699
      Anonymous
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      zero soul

    • #451700
      Anonymous
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      It’s like I’m not wearing nothing at all

      • #451754
        Anonymous
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        >D’Oh! Stupid sexy Hunter!

    • #451701
      Anonymous
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      greatest creation
      better than nudesuit

      • #451710
        Anonymous
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        Aster Crowley, deliverer of torpedo tits.

      • #451715
        Anonymous
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        […]

        soulless

        • #451718
          Anonymous
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          muscle samus is even more soulless, she’s never been depicted as having abs and muscles in any of the games

          • #451720
            Anonymous
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            overly muscular samus is soulless and there are better strong women out there you should check out if thats your thing but tasteful muscle on samus is the SHIT

            • #451721
              Anonymous
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              isn’t toned body the better term?

              • #451725
                Anonymous
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                its fucking hot is what it is

          • #451722
            Anonymous
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            uh….bros??

            • #451723
              Anonymous
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              I miss that helmet

            • #451740
              Anonymous
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              I’d like some kind of in between with this and the modern zero suit look. Give off some Dirty Pair vibes.

          • #451770
            Anonymous
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            this man has never wall jumped in a metroid game
            replay super metroid, explore before you get space jump this time

          • #451782
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          • #451797
            Anonymous
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            I’d love to see a perfect compromise between the Zero Suit and Samus’ underwear.

      • #451750
        Anonymous
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        hit on men in a bar

        […]

        >I want to _be_ her
        t.Brie Larson

        • #451751
          Anonymous
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          Samus would fucking destroy Anthony.

    • #451702
      Anonymous
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      C.O.O.M.E.R.S

      • #451705
        Anonymous
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        T.R.A.N.N.Y

    • #451706
      Anonymous
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      Zero suit kraid

    • #451708
      Anonymous
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      Samus lewd sexy outfit and body makes me coom

    • #451712
      Anonymous
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      I wanna slap Samus butt for being such a lewd slut and make her call me daddy

      • #451713
        Anonymous
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        >Daddy
        >Samus
        Do you have a death wish?

    • #451714
      Anonymous
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      […]

      built? for what?

      • #451717
        Anonymous
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        bee dubayoo sea

    • #451724
      Anonymous
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      >zero slut

    • #451727
      Anonymous
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      How come when you die in the games the power suit explodes and it reveals the zero suit? Isn’t the zero suit part of the power suit? Shouldn’t it reveal what she’s wearing underneath the zero suit like in Super Metroid and Fusion?

      • #451729
        Anonymous
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        t. coomer

      • #451731
        Anonymous
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        the zero suit is not part of the power suit.

        • #451746
          Anonymous
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          Yeah it is. In Zero Mission the power suit broke and sort of "demanifested" so all that was left was the Zero Suit. In Smash Bros Brawl she uses the beam which breaks the suit again. When the power suit is functioning normally, the Zero Suit allows it to manifest itself again.

          • #451747
            Anonymous
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            doesn’t that mean the power suit is a part of the zero suit and not the other way around

          • #451792
            Anonymous
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            How does the Zero Suit have anything to do with that? She’s been shown using the power suit without her Zero Suit all the time. The Zero Suit is just clothes. The power suit is a part of her.

    • #451728
      Anonymous
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      Zero Suit was the single worst design decision for Metroid.

    • #451730
      Anonymous
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      It’s hot that Samus canonically fucks black guys and it’s not just my headcanon fantasies.

    • #451732
      Anonymous
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      >Nintendo execs working 1000s of hours to make a 10/10 new Metroid game
      >I walk in to board room meeting baked, in my pajamas
      >dude, just make a scary alien open world 3rd person survival horror
      >oh yeah put her in the zero suit the whole time. Make her sexy af.
      >I walk away then come back
      >I forgot after you beat game the post game has you collecting your suit and all power ups and then you fight at og bosses.

      Saves Metroid for another 20 years

      • #451738
        Anonymous
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        I would play that

      • #451749
        Anonymous
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        > -also, have team ninja develop it

    • #451733
      Anonymous
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      So Samus is now
      > Part smart Chozo, part meathead Chozo
      > Part Metroid
      > Part X (twice now) which includes more information from smart Chozo
      > Part human
      Samus’ DNA must look like fucking spaghetti at this point. How is she still alive?

      • #451734
        Anonymous
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        Imagine the offspring

        • #451737
          Anonymous
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          female reproductive cells are formed before the baby girl is even born. In other words, Samus will have perfectly normal human babies regardless of her DNA transformations unless the DNA has a reason to change her ovary.
          >X
          That shit is on the suit as powers, not inside her.

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      • #451735
        Anonymous
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        Raven Beak was described as highly intelligent though

      • #451736
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        • #451761
          Anonymous
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          lol

    • #451741
      Anonymous
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      Midriff Suit > Zero Suit

      • #451771
        Anonymous
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        Fucking this. I dislike the zero suit only because her tummy got brushed to the side.

    • #451742
      Anonymous
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      I miss bikini samus

    • #451752
      Anonymous
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      so
      is the metroid suit just stuck to her body or something

      • #451753
        Anonymous
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        Well the power suit is already stuck to her body. In fusion they had to pry it open like a lobster to reach her vitals.

    • #451756
      Anonymous
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      We need a spinoff with a different protagonist

      • #451757
        Anonymous
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        >574753183
        well we certainly got one

        • #451760
          Anonymous
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          What do you mean?

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    • #451763
      Anonymous
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      I wish Samus was chubby.

      • #451767
        Anonymous
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        Why

        • #451769
          Anonymous
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          >click webm
          >momokun
          >close webm

          • #451798
            Anonymous
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            Still, its a good idea just a flawed execution. Drunk women are annoying.

    • #451764
      Anonymous
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      Would you a Brunette Samus?

    • #451765
      Anonymous
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      You look like a WHORE. Put your armor back on this instant.

      • #451786
        Anonymous
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        based Raven Beak

    • #451768
      Anonymous
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      Leotard>Zero Suit

      • #451783
        Anonymous
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        Not to sound like Dobson but this was a great design for Samus and it makes me sad that they stopped using it after the first game

        • #451785
          Anonymous
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          Dobson said something that? Gross.

          Either way I like the green-haired Samus and her leotard.

        • #451808
          Anonymous
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          I wish that clown Dobson still had an internet presence, I really would love to see what shit hot take he’d have on Dread.

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            • #451820
              Anonymous
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              Did this fuck actually rub two non wasted braincells together and say something smart for once?

            • #451824
              Anonymous
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              >the same popular atypical

        • #451821
          Anonymous
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          I like it too. It makes her seem more alien and mysterious.

      • #451803
        Anonymous
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        Dobson said something that? Gross.

        Either way I like the green-haired Samus and her leotard.

        Based Justin Bailey appreciator. There isn’t nearly enough love for that look in the fanart scene.

      • #451843
        Anonymous
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        This guy gets it.

    • #451772
      Anonymous
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      Is there any way to play Other M that isn’t through actually buying a wiimote + nunchuck and using Dolphin? PrimeHack is a godsend, is there anything like that for Other M?

      • #451773
        Anonymous
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        >play Other M
        Why would you do that yourself?

        • #451774
          Anonymous
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          There are mods out there that fixes the story somewhat, as well as the gameplay.

          • #451778
            Anonymous
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            How does that work?

      • #451781
        Anonymous
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        Other M doesn’t need a nunchuk I thought, just the wii mote on its side

    • #451784
      Anonymous
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      More like zero condoms.

    • #451788
      Anonymous
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      >muh more nudity
      brainlet

      • #451790
        Anonymous
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        >Puritan mindset

        i will continue to coom to Samus porn and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

    • #451789
      Anonymous
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      mommy mommy mommy can’t you see
      a big boy like me needs lots of milkies

    • #451794
      Anonymous
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      I wish the Zero Suit would get a design update already.

    • #451795
      Anonymous
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      GOD i wish my ass were that fat

    • #451796
      Anonymous
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      >boob pockets
      soulless
      >single boob pocket
      getting there
      >single boob pocket with erect nipples visible
      soul

      • #451802
        Anonymous
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        what do you mean boob pocket?

        • #451813
          Anonymous
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          I believe he’s comparing the look of two distinct tiddies to the sort of "uniboob" effect that sports bras tend to give.

    • #451816
      Anonymous
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      I’ll always appreciate Zero Suit for offering me butt loads of pseudo Sarah Bryant porn.

    • #451826
      Anonymous
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      I want Samus to shove her big fat gun arm down my throat and make me call her a threat to intergalactic peace

    • #451830
      Anonymous
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      Dread is fucking stupid and Samus Returns was the worst way to redirect the new games.

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    • #451834
      Anonymous
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      As much as I fucking hate Other M, I liked her outfit at the end.

    • #451846
      Anonymous
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      Perfection

      • #451848
        Anonymous
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        Sauce on the artist?

        • #451859
          Anonymous
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          idk, got it from previous thread

        • #451869
          Anonymous
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          yandex search it ull find it

      • #451854
        Anonymous
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        licky licky lick lick lick

    • #451865
      Anonymous
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      What phrases would a talking Samus barbie say when you’d push the button?

      • #451867
        Anonymous
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        W-what did you say?

      • #451871
        Anonymous
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        >"Get your fingers off my ass, you pervert."

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      • #451880
        Anonymous
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        >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • #451877
      Anonymous
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      Is she a fan of anal?

      • #451886
        Anonymous
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        exclusively anal. can’t risk a pregnancy when she has to save the galaxy

        • #451888
          Anonymous
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          TOO BAD
          PUSSY TIME

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