A man goes to a doctor. Says how he feels like there's no hope in the world, says nothing good had ever happened to him. The doctor says: "The treatment is simple. The famous captain of the Shimano family, Goro Majima is in town. Go and see him. That should pick you up." The man bursts into tears. Says "But doctor... I am Goro Majima."
Majima's one of the least utilized characters in the whole series.
He only really got a highlight in 0, but every other game essentially plays him like a tool that gets shit poured on him and magically becomes underpowered as fuck when it would matter the most.
Just shows that SEGA's afraid of having actual Yakuzas as a main character.
>Why does everyone hate 0 so much?
We don't. It's literally just one or two samefags shitposting and REEE'ing that their "secret niche franchise" finally got GREAT and hit through in the West with Zero.
It's still one of the very greatest video games ever created, and set a new bar for the franchise as well. Probably helped that for once they could write a proper yakuza crime drama story that does not include Haruka, Date-san, or Millennium tower.
Which e-celeb should voice him in the next game's english dub?
Markiplier
Why an e-celeb, why not a real honest to god celebrity?
I fucking hate 0fags so much it's unreal
same fucking hell
same fucking hell
I bet your 0 fags
same fucking hell
same fucking hell
fucking hell same
fucking sam hill
He existed way before Zero you know
Jumps out of the lan tower at cutibank
Any time Majima isn't on screen, everyone else should be saying, "Where is Majima?"
Did this bro really wear the same outfit for 10+ years?
Also, I just started Kiwami and can't believe Kiryu fucked himself like that, what a tool.
Don't worry, it's all part of Kazuma's plan somehow
And every time he’s in a suit, he’s a completely different character. I can tell he’s not happy with it because that’s not how he is
Yeah. He clearly has a preference for his Mad Dog persona. Putting on a suit and being professional must bore the fuck out of him.
>can't believe Kiryu fucked himself like that, what a tool.
enjoy the series
>cucks you with her doctor
So that's what broke Majima.
Did he ever actually "break"? Isn't his whole insane act just an act for the most part?
A man goes to a doctor. Says how he feels like there's no hope in the world, says nothing good had ever happened to him. The doctor says: "The treatment is simple. The famous captain of the Shimano family, Goro Majima is in town. Go and see him. That should pick you up." The man bursts into tears. Says "But doctor... I am Goro Majima."
Lol he is barely more than a back ground character in most of the games.
Typical 0+Kiwami-chud gayry.
Why does everyone hate 0 so much? It used to be vastly praised
Oh I like those games, people are just tired that like half of the fanbase ONLY likes those games.
What can you do when the best game is the modern day entry point and everything takes a serious dive after.
Majima's one of the least utilized characters in the whole series.
He only really got a highlight in 0, but every other game essentially plays him like a tool that gets shit poured on him and magically becomes underpowered as fuck when it would matter the most.
Just shows that SEGA's afraid of having actual Yakuzas as a main character.
>Why does everyone hate 0 so much?
We don't. It's literally just one or two samefags shitposting and REEE'ing that their "secret niche franchise" finally got GREAT and hit through in the West with Zero.
It's still one of the very greatest video games ever created, and set a new bar for the franchise as well. Probably helped that for once they could write a proper yakuza crime drama story that does not include Haruka, Date-san, or Millennium tower.
I cried bros
>massive retard in the games before 0
>basedkino on the games after 0
based