So according to this game, a newly moved-in housewife gets visited by some of the housewives and/or moms in the neighborhood and asks to play strip mahjong with her. If they're short one person, they invite any dude they know over as a 4th player.
Each time you lose a match, you strip a piece of clothing. If you run out of clothes to strip, you have to suck off the dude. If you lose again after that, you need to have sex with the dude while the other two housewives are watching and that ends the session.
That's completely ridiculous and unbelievable. Like, what happens if the dude runs out of clothes and he loses? The writer could have put in more effort and made it a little easier to swallow, you know?
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Firstly, is this censored, and secondly, if not, sauce? Image searches give nothing.
Use Yandex. It's Mama Mahjong.
Thanks anon. I don't have that option because I'm phone posting.
The name is literally in the title bar of the screenshot
and how am I supposed to get that into a search bar? manually, one character at a time? no.
>manually, one character at a time?
Yes, you can do that now. There's better tools now you can use to do that.
you'd do it, if you're really determined
>Use Yandex
not that anon but is this shit so much better than google, i DO NOT believe russians have better algorithms than google so why don't they fix the reverse search already?
is it a premium feature you have to pay for?
are they hiding something?
yeah its off topic but it's been driving me mad how badly image search is across multiple services
Google used to work perfect until they started filtering shit with their crappy AI. Now instead of getting multiple sites with the same image you get some crappy natural language description of the image that isn't even accurate and no matches, thanks a lot.
Seems to be mama mahjong. The original should be explicit, but I doubt there is any translation patch.
A good old game of Hold it Poker
Obviously if he loses he has to suck his own dick, dumbass. Use you're brain
The girls here aren't bawds, sorry
Oh they were bawds to be certain. They just weren't for you. Which is sad.
>If they're short one person, they invite any dude they know over as a 4th player.
>If you run out of clothes to strip, you have to suck off the dude.
But what if they're not short one person, so there's no dude?
that's another good question
I mean you would never know because you play as the dude in this game, but would they end it when one of them loses all their clothes?
It's just weird
milf yuri
>But what if they're not short one person, so there's no dude?
Then the milfs just suck off whichever one of them has the least feminine penis.
>expecting smart writing from ntr
Come on anon
the ones where the girl isn' t a woodstock capitalist prostitute
Oh I forgot another weird rule
ALL of them need to have stripped all their clothes before one of them losing forces her to suck the dude's dick.
So if one of them loses and she's fully stripped but one of the girls is still wearing a panty, then nothing happens and you start a new a round
>Take strip mahjong, one of the simplest game in the world
>Women have to add a bunch of fricking dumb rules to it because they can't play for shit
God I hate women
>be winner of every round
>other two ladies are completely undressed
>still have all your clothes
>have to keep playing until you lose because if you don't nothing happens
>get down to panties
>lose
>the blowjob clause is now in effect
>get unlucky and lose again
>have to be the one who enacts the blowjob clause
>even though you won a large majority of the games
>???
yea that's exactly how it works in the game for the girls.
>thinly veiled hentai advertising thread
You're welcome to contribute your own video game with a bullshit story, anon
I don't remember bullshit stories in my video games and I don't have hentai plot to shill sorry
>I don't remember bullshit stories in my video games
Because you don't actually play video games
VNs aren't video games
Well good thing this isn't a VN then.
Like I said, you don't actually play video games
I played strip mario kart with the last girl I was seeing. would recommend
that's pointless, it needs to be a game in which the girl has a chance to win (even if RNG)
You clearly haven't played the newer mario karts they have a bullet bill item that pushes you to the front so little brothers can get the occasional win
I played a strip card game with an ex-gf and she kept beating me
When I was naked, I eventually just pushed the cards off the bed and dove into her
howthefrickdojapsreadlikethisandnotgoinsane?
they actually have periods and commas and other punctuation marks
I understand that but why does OPs pic do it? It's literally twowords with no space.
oh
well spaces/spacing is a different issue
Imean,wecoulddoittoolikethisandwe'dstillbeabletounderstandwhattheotherguyissayingsinceit'sallaboutknowingwhereonewordendsandanotheronestarts.
plus in the screenshot, the spacing isn't close to being that bad
an interesting linguistic quirk, like keeping the first and last letters the same but scrambling the middle. only works if the word is in your vocabulary. I imagine that character based languages are even more difficult since words can be written with different characters to give different connotations. I guess that the scrambling would just be ninsense for them.
they'd probably be able to decipher it after eliminating the combinations that don't end up forming a logical sentence
Guess they don't care when the words are simple or few? The way it's written there is easier to understand than our alphabet. The symbols are easier to tell apart and they don't become a visual mess.
I don't now japanese, but I know they have ponctuation marks and the way the hiragana and kanji are used helps telling words apart.
Because japan has characters and key articles that tell you when a subject begins and when a subject ends. Sentence structure is very simple and easy to follow, once you understand it.
The difficult part is understanding what the characters mean because for whatever backwards fricking reason they decided they wanted to steal chinese characters and copy it wrong.
What do you mean they copied it wrong?
for me, it's arabic
how the frick do you read arabic
I agree with this
it looks like a bunch of almost random squiggles
In Arabic it is 100% clear where a letter ends if you know the alphabet and the letter forms.
If you have the letters ب + ي + ت (three standalone letters), the non-final letters have a different, so that the actual components of the word are ﺑ + ﻴ + ت which combine to بيت. The actual words, unlike Japanese, are separated. It's just that all words are written in a mandatory cursive.
different form*
>complets games will never be translated in your lifetime
*hugs bro*
better start grinding
>Completely Unbelievable Video Game Plots
I misread that as "Molesto"
So is Complets just dead now? Their website hasn't updated since 2020
Shame, but not particularly surprising. Their output had been pretty shit since Mame as an artist
Sometimes they can be dead, but they leave their website up due to a sense of responsibility because that's the only place their customers can get update patches of their library of games
complets died when mame, the original artist who created many of their earlier works including the OP, left the industry
the consequences will never be the same again
what's mame doing now?
not drawing hentai
I bet if someone offered him enough money, he'd return for "one last game"
Mahjong doesn't exist. Have you ever seen a game of mahjong? Its impossible to follow the rules. There is a reason for that: mahjong is a scam, a milenary one.
Before Christ, there was this strange cult, something close to the Assassins Creed cult dudes, but they scam money instead of killing. So their agents/cultist travel around Asia playing mahjong, scamming people that think they know how to play. But they dont know because its rules are fake.
If you ever find someone telling you that they are mahjong players, just get outta there and call the police: they will be immediately arrested and put in prison without a trial. Ask any police officer about this (blacks please refrain) and they will tell you this very same story.
Ay, the same goes with poker. Different cult, same scam.
They literally televise poker tournaments
if you had mentioned Backgammon instead, this would actually be believable
Of course they make tv tournaments and stuff: the more people they deceive to play, more money they get.
Marketing, dude.
what about poker websites? hello?
poker in movies?
poker in books and comics?
it's all made up
every single example
and yet we don't see anyone getting arrested on sight
face it, just change it to backgammon because I'm sure that's an actual scam and there's no actual way to play that "game"
what about canasta
dunno about that, but from a quick Google search, it's sort of like rummy, so it's probably some kind of variant that people actually play
Dumb hentai plotlines are my fetish ngl
The last of us
They're going to create a vaccine for a fungal infection? That alone is ridiculous. And how are they supposed to give it to everyone with their shitty infrastructure? Literally 0 thought from the author holy shit
What's funny is the hentai version of these stupid zombie plots make more sense because you'd inject a female and male with the cure and they'd go out and frick the zombies back to life and those newly-cured ones would frick more and more of the remaining zombies until none are left.
Well yeah tlou makes even less sense since the zombies die off after about 20 years so if nobody would go outside of the quarantine zones the entire thing would be over in a few decades. It's just so moronic that even a porn plot looks competent in comparison.
>have known my landlady and roommate all my life
>landlady does my laundry and serves us dinner
>roommate inexplicably hates me
>we all share one bathroom
>don't pay rent or bills
>my college has lockers, a hall monitor, and a principal
he invites another dude and sicks him off idiot
>It's a stripping game
>Not Poker, not Chess, not Monopoly
>Some random game either made up by the game creator or a game of Asian origin
>Instructions in Japanese
Damn I had to work hard for that fap. Stupid Yugioh stripping game. And the game they made you play wasn't even Duel Monsters. For what purpose???
the frustration and friction results in a better fap when you finally do win
I dunno man, if you're making a game about girls that play a card game, why wouldn't you make your game include said FRICKING card game?
hard to do when you're just one dude
post it
I would've if I had found it. Can't remember the name (Japanese).
based on the pic, dude is probably thinking on the one made by DrawGo!. that circle nuked their own stuff like 7 years ago and most of their games, pictures and doujins are rare as frick, very few of their works are still on panda and the like, I been trying to recover their strip game that featured Cynthia from pokemon for ages without luck, in fact im %100 sure the only remnants of that game are my screenshots that still survive on paheal/rule34/boorus
>Unbelievable video game plots
I'm still not 100% sure that it was supposed to be "THEY TURNED SPENCER'S WIFE INTO HIS BIONIC ARM!" in Bionic Commando, but like, her DNA or neuro data or some shit.
Like, what, did they just weird internet porn morph her body into a robo arm?
maybe they took part of her body and crafted the arm around that
I figured they uploaded her brain to the arm so they sync better with Spencer. Like, she knows him better than anyone or some shit like that.
Its not that stupid when you think of it like that, I just refuse to believe they turned the whole-ass lady into an arm.
isn't the arm pretty big?
also his wife was bionic too
It don't know if its big enough to bionicle a lady into it. She didn't look THAT small, I mean.
it's definitely either select parts of her spread around and inside the arm or something like her brain or "soul" is inside the arm
Sauce on the gif?
Looks like it could be fun.
not him, but there's a poster of lyrical nanoha in the top-right near the end, so maybe it's connected to that or something by the same studio
Frick i've seen this anime so long ago. I remember everything about it except the name
Outbreak Company
thanks
>Colonel: Hello X &/or Zero, saviors of the future who've killed Sigma three times at this point and who've single handedly stomped the Maverick revolution every time it rises, did you cause this terrorist attack?
>X: I just spawned in three minutes ago.
>Colonel: THAT'S IT. WE'RE USING ALL OUR MILITARY PROWESS TO KILL TWO DUDES.
meanwhile
>Sigma: Hello General, I'm Smegma and I have the perfect plan to stop Sigma whom we all believe is dead. Y'know how Sigma does evil stuff? Well, what if you did all the evil stuff first! Then he'd have nothing to do if somehow he resurrected and that would bored me to death.
>General:... Shit, makes sense to me.
Colonel was the one asked if he was the perpetrator on the attack on Sky Lagoon, you dipshit, not the other way around.
Sigma just planted a seed of doubt into the General's mind that the Maverick Hunters were too eager to please the humans and hunt reploids and the like.
I mean, MMX's plot aren't too deep, but they ain't that moronic.
I won't entertain the idea of even watching a video of X4 to disprove you nor I but
>X: Colonel did you do this terrorist attack?
>Colonel: THAT'S IT. WE'RE USING ALL OUR MILITARY PROWESS TO KILL TWO DUDES.
Oh whew. I guess that does fix everything and now everyone's actions are reasonable.
>Colonel: Hello X &/or Zero, saviors of the future who've killed Sigma three times at this point and who've single handedly stomped the Maverick revolution every time it rises, did you cause this terrorist attack?
I mean, you yourself wrote it, not me.
>Colonel asking X/Zero if THEY were behind the attack, when it was them who asked HIM about it and to disarm to go to HQ.
It's okay to have a brain fart. Take care of yourself anon.
if you lose you have to suck off a dude while women watch you?
no, I think if you lose enough times, everyone just goes home
If you lose you have to frick yourself in the ass with a dildo while another guy fricks your wife in front of you to see who finishes first. When you finish first, they just laugh and keep going.
>When the pass user is also an avatar gay
I dont even care about the thread but you are a gigantic Black personhomosexual
There's a game where you have to frick woman to make your dick bigger and ron jeremey is in it. I think it was called bonertown or someshit.
How would you know that fricking women doesn't make your dick bigger?
Well?
Read the description assuming you're a man.
>Having to suck and getting fricked by a man if lost
Not my thing really
>Having to suck and getting fricked by a man if lost while winner women watch
It's part femdom humiliation thing now so I'm sort of into it
Any strip mahjong game out there that is as content rich as Elf All Stars 3? My favorite thing in Elf 3 is being able to make girls play another time already naked after they lost. Also idle sprite variants in underwear/naked.
Hmm if you're talking about that feature specifically, probably not, unless the first 2 games also did it
That feature would be cool to have but mainly I want a lot of content.
try Splush Wave's mahjong games, but they're not exactly strip mahjong, more like sex mahjong
>not exactly strip mahjong
Pity, I like stripping. Will have a look anyway, thanks.
Yea...no one makes strip mahjong games anymore these days, so I'm happy to take what I can get
>what happens if the dude runs out of clothes and he loses?
He gets tied up and the girls get to do whatever they want with him haha. If he loses again he has to be stuck like that for a whole week haha oh nooo hahaha