Conan exiles

Does anyone here play this?
Is it worth getting into?

Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have the webm where video game Conan pops out from behind a rock and kills an armadillo by biting it?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait until it goes on sale and then buy it, it usually goes on huge fricking sales and the DLC isn't required.
    Its pretty basic survivalcraftslop but the setting is consistent and interesting, if you like sand and swords type shit anyway. Assuming you do by even bringing Conan up at all.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agree with anon here

      Dlc's aren't required the base game is enough, the setting is interesting plenty of different landscapes/ biomes whatever you wish to call them, the map is huge, there is a story if that's what you want to play. I got lost in this game for an entire month played religiously almost every day, so be warned once it grabs you it can take hold.
      I'd start on pve first to get to know the game, the survival aspects of keeping yourself alive, how the crafting works, weapons, gear, armour, explore the World, get to know the world and the landmarks. Then once you're confident enough in what you know and are doing, where the best spots are, where the good materials, weapons, upgrades, are e.t.c. then you go for the PVP and use those skills you've learned to

      Crush your enemies
      See them driven before you
      And hear the lamentation
      Of their women

      Winning the battle doesn't really matter
      If the war hasn't been won

      An open steep
      A fleet of horse

      Falcons at your wrist
      And the wind on your hair
      You think that's what's best in life
      Let me tell you, you are wrong

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably the most fun out of the Ark-Rust-type survival games where the survival part is almost irrelevant and the focus is on combat and pvp
    I still reinstall it for pure pve runs with my bros about once a year but it never really lasts, may be better if you can get into pvp servers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is the pvp? The few clips I've seen looked like it had really poor netcode and lag with phantom hits and other inconsistencies.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        PVP with normal people in your country is fine
        However public PVP servers are usually run through by groups of chink/russian hackers

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >revamp shit
    >eventually make it good
    >community enjoys it
    >hey guess what
    >WERE COMPLETELY REDOING IT AGAIN FRICK YEAAAAAAAAAAH
    >community protests
    >do it anyway

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >build a house
    >steal big titty dancers from various locations
    >don't actually do any dungeons
    That's pretty much it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >don't actually do any dungeons

      You're not missing out, the dungeons are easily the shittiest part of the experience. I'm pretty sure none have been overhauled since the beta and it shows. None of them are even remotely close to what they need to be, you could maybe make an exception for the Volcano since that one isn't the worst thing in the world, and the latest dungeon they added under the city isn't half bad, but pretty much everything else is just either empty hallways or something that is obviously like a scripting test room they never bothered to finish.

      >t. 300 hours

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The dungeons are the best part. Except some of the newer dungeons are a bit too mmo-like.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a tunnel with almost no enemies and extremely basic "raise the water level" puzzles
          >"dungeon" is literally just an exterior area in a jungle that you run straight through without fighting anything and right into the instanced boss arena
          >ice area tower that once again has a trivial number of enemies, a shitty layout that doesn't take advantage of the verticality, and a bunch of doors that lead to empty rooms

          The dungeons are shit, and they remain that way. Well of Skelos, Wine Cellar, and Warmaker's Sanctuary are the ONLY dungeons worth a shit.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            the dungeons are imo the best part of the game, finding them and exploring them was really fun.
            Of course the experience is different after you do all of them.

            >well of skelos
            Like all the old dungeons they were designed with an adventure game mindset and actually hard
            >warmaster sanctuary
            pure mmo shit its also braindead easy
            >winecellar
            a bit better, actual darkness was a nice casual filter and hard enemies but the last boss literally telegraphs attacks like an mmo

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >and actually hard
              You can literally run past everything, you can skip the entire "dungeon" and go right to the boss who summons weaker versions of the standard enemies and then just dies. It's really atmospheric and great that way but it's hardly an actual "dungeon."

              >Warmaster's Sanctuary
              >braindead easy
              The Arena Champion is the only enemy in the game that can POSSIBLY threaten a character that's leveled enough to actually be there. She's the only boss that can actually damage you enough to make you actually have to think about how you engage her, what the frick are you talking about?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i think they nerfed the game a lot Skelos used to be super hard, you needed cooling down gear and the enemies could easily kill you

                >your last point
                Arena champion is optional and very easy to kill. But theres a bunch of enemies just like her so that isnt true,
                The last Dagon boss and the Winecellars minibosses

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I enjoy the Dregs, it's quite spooky and has a neat atmosphere.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dregs is what got me hooked on the game that and Black keep and the Witch Queen fight

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        couldnt you just use cheat engine and skip some shit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why bother with cheat engine? If you're playing solo you can still use server admin commands to do whatever, or even mod it. Theres a pretty extensive workshop selection of shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >only 300 hours
        You can do better than that.
        >t. 590 hours

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          they need to add more skimpy wear in the game

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw add a better character creator and make hugely curvaceous titcows
          >almost all armor is unwearable

          Suffering...

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just make reasonably sized tiddies, problem solved

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Just make reasonably sized tiddies

              No, never. I'll just go naked.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                But then you're missing out on fun and sexy armor. Is it worth it?

                Is that modded or is it actually in the game?

                Modded. There's some skimpy stuff in the game unmodded, but not enough for my taste.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the skimp wear was good to begin with but the karens got to it and now everything is prudish

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've seen some really skimpy armor sets show up on their battlepass shop thing, but it's all stupidly expensive and I doubt anybody actually buys it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                battle pass is only worth it if you really love build mode, other than that skimpy mods are done way better with free mods.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                One thing I will give the battlepass is that you get crom coins from doing it, and if you don't spend any of them then you have enough to buy the next battlepass. So while it's really shitty that you have to spend the initial money, technically you can do all battlepasses after that for free. I mean frick battlepasses in general obviously but at least it's not insanely predatory like other ones are.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                they are also adding an extra chapter, so we get four chapters of stuff now an age

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if you don't spend any of them then you have enough to buy the next battlepass
                that's exactly why i only tried it in the first place, i did it for about 3 months and only paid money once but in the end it kinda of reminds me of eso where you're stuck waiting through month after month hoping for something good but at least you only pay once.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but at least it's not insanely predatory like other ones are.
                it's a fricking battle pass in a paid game. a paid game that is nearly $200 after all the expansions.
                its existence is inherently predatory.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                there's only one expansion. the rest of the dlcs are build mode cosmetics you can pick and choose from and build mode again is the only reason you would even consider battlepass because its one of the few aspects modders don't really do much with.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                dont be so fricking disingenuous the game isnt 200 dollars.
                Why do you stingy buttholes always have to twist the truth

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >not bending over and spreading my asscheeks is being "stingy"

                why are homos always so pushy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you are a fricking homosexual stfu go seethe at israelites on pol

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah its on the bazaar sometimes, there was a pictish one that was like a lewd south American costume
                But they seem to be avoiding putting them in the actual game or battlepass, preferring covered outfits

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                My first house/ base was right there where you are standing as it was close to a Boar spawn that had the specific material I wanted for my armour. Good place, good view of the wall.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                is there a good new hairstyle mod for this game? i want meme hairdos

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Barbarian Barber

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is that modded or is it actually in the game?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Modded, no elves in Conan.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            frazetta's proportions are already perfect, don't frick with them

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely wait for a sale. Next big Steam sale should start on the 21st. Capturing enemies, tying them up and then dragging them back to your camp to break them and turn them into slaves never gets old.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    shh dont shill good games on here

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this Black person thinks conan exiles is a hidden gem kek

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it definitely is

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like hunting noobs in the noob river

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    conqn no wear chainmail, conan no wear helmet, xonan no speak likw person conan strongest there is!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Conan only wears armor when he expects battle, he stays stripped down for stealth usually.
      He also doesn't talk like that in game, he's fairly lore-accurate.
      Lastly, the company that made this game literally bought the Conan IP, not just licensed it, so modern day Conan is technically whatever they say he is.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure Conan IP is still bit of a mess where various separate legal rights are all over the place. Like I think some British comic book company currently owns the comic rights after Marvel sold them off.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cabinet owns the IP outright, but most of the Conan stories themselves are public domain. The entirety of Conan would be public domain by now but L. Sprague de Camp did some shenanigans when he edited later stories.

          you are free in most markets to publish Conan comics so long as you don't use the Conan brand name in the title.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    its extremely noob friendly atm. Everything drops good loot, bosses are easy to kill and its generally a lot easier

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it is if you are a degenerate coomer looking to make a slave harem castle where even your guards are part of your slave harem

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it is if you are a degenerate coomer looking to make a slave harem castle where even your guards are part of your slave harem
      bullshit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can do that in the game, play with nudity on and the npcs some will randomly have their breasts out or full naked, you can learn kidnap them, drag them to your wheel of pain to break their spirit and when that's done they are your npcs now, you can order them to travel with you or protect your home while you're away, give them gear and weapons.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          that sounds pretty good but whats the catch?
          is it janky?
          no content?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jank, grind, imbalance.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jank, grind, imbalance.

            You can change the balance and grind settings freely, though.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            janky yeah and grindy but you if you play on your own you can set the game rules to whatever the hell you want which was awesome. the combat is okay but it comic book brutal and getting attack by big titted naked women is pretty awesome. each of the factions has male or female dancers that entertain everyone else (most of the time thier naked) you can kiill all the warrior people and knock out all the dancers and drag them back to your base, break them on your wheel of pain, and make them your own personal titty dancers. it can be really fun game but the lore/story is mostly just voice logs.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they should add harems

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, a decent game if you don't mind sandboxes. Also, it's very unique.

      Make one yourself.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stamina sure recovers fast now. Also those taming timers are way down.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make legendary items unrepairable
    >bosses are easy to kill to farm legendaries
    >end up stockpiling "unique" legendaries
    Its a silly system

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      dont the legendary repair things you find repair them now

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah they basically made two end game tiers epic purple and legendary orange.
        Epic purples can be repaired but each time it reduces the durability.
        Legendaries can't be repaired at all.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always wondered how easy it was to cheat the battlepass missions if you had OP access or were in singleplayer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      its really easy to cheat it, you can just spawn in the stuff to kill.
      But even without cheats its easy, if it asks you to get a treasure item you can just pick up and put down one you already own

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You used to be able to just go creative mode singleplayer and do missions, I knocked out the first two battlepasses that way. I don't know if you are still able to do it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still works.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, you can also use admin commands to spawn in dungeon bosses to count as clearing them, teleport around, etc.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely. Spend less than $20 USD on it, don't buy any DLC.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is it worth getting into
    It used be, not so much anymore. You can still find fun on it, maybe even on a multiplayer server but it won't be the same.
    >crom coins
    kek

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I participate in pvp servers and be viable without any of the DLC?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      DLC is 99% cosmetic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      DLC is another map that is far too big and not comfy at all, prefer the base Map and other DLC are cosmetics that don't give you an edge. You can kill the most geared out person with the most basic b***h bow and arrows in this game, aim for the head.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's nice, man I've never seen Ganker so calm and non-shitposty about a game in a long time. I'll pick it up on the next sale.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          > man I've never seen Ganker so calm and non-shitposty about a game in a long time
          The derailing shitposters are in the GTAVI threads, I'm enjoying being able to talk games for once, having fun while it lasts.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It had a decent series of books. I enjoyed the Kern trilogy. Conan-without-Conan is an interesting niche.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Does anyone here play this?
    i played it over the summer and had a lot of fun until i got to the expansion island and the game froze left and right, read on forums it was doing it for everyone so i quit the game. all the dlcs except the island one are just build mode cosmetics so you can pikc the styles you like. i love build mode games and this is was very fun especially since you can set your own game rules without having to resort to cheat engine and nude mod is already built in.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    could have been good, or at least fun, but they keep fricking with it and even added a battlepass.

    absolutely disgusting.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take some light gear, a club and some food
    >try to climb into the high level areas without dying
    The climbing is one of the best parts in this game. Just spider monkey your way into the tundra area and try to get to the mountain without getting chomped by a wolf.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you've enjoyed roleplaying servers on MMOs on the past, I recommend it.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    can you have sex in the game or skyrim is straight up a better game?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes with mods
      this game is more sandboxy than skyrim and more build mode oriented.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this guys vids are so chill

    %3D%3D

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >god videos are a pain in the ass to get
    >they're not really that great, they don't even have unique skins

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there no spanish donkeys? I want to mount my slaves like trophies. And while bald himbos are great, there is a need for twinks. Frail beautiful things need to be broken.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I support both of your ideas, go mod them in.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Played a lot with my friend during the first few years of it's launch, it's really fun. Probably the only craftsurvival game out there that does this genre right, the map is huge and you're forced to venture out and explore it because you can only find certain resources in certain places
    No idea what it's like now

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lovely lesbo is live

    %3D%3D

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does this game have any cities or quest now? Or is it still a barren wasteland?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      not really, its more sandboxy quests

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have like 300 hours, it's a good game if you have friends or is social enough to talk to people online and play with them on pvp servers. The reason for pvp servers is because the endgame is terrible, when you reach the northern parts, builds a base with the best materials and gets the best armor (which is extremely simple because all bosses are shit) you will instantly run out of things to do, and then it's just raiding others that is the content of the game. It's actually sad that the endgame is still garbage in this game, if Conan had some actual decent endgame that you had to actually farm like crazy for and do a bunch of hard raids to get access to, then the game would unironically be a solid 9/10.

    But if you're one of those people that hates pvp and would rather just play it solo, build a base and collect a bunch of shit for literally no endgame purpose at all.. then I'll bet you can crank out 100 hours easily, no matter what anyone here says.. the map is large, it has raids, instances, some lore, world bosses, different level thralls that unlocks different crafting shit with some of them being very rare, farming a bunch of different resources with some you can only get at certain areas which means you have to prepare and travel when the time comes, horses that you can also train, pets, etc etc.. there's a lot of shit to do not to mention a bunch of mods that can improve the solo gameplay a ton, just remember to buy a steam key because this game is still $40 on steam while global steam keys online goes for like $10

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even do any of that. I just cheat in singleplayer and build towns and castles. That's all I want from the game, so I'm pretty happy with it.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Spent the entirety of the pandemic lockdown listening to the entirety of Basil's work and soundtrack to spaghetti western films
    Slaying an entire camp hits different when the Robocop theme kicks in

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm hoping they make an unreal engine 5 Conan 2.
    Just more focus on adventuring.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got over 200 hours out of it solo. I slapped on some podcasts and coast to coast AM and just... built shit. And explored. And figured out what I was doing gradually.

    Honestly one of the more underrated games I've played for how little people talk about it.

    Haven't played in a couple years though.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the best weapons to craft and build into? I've played with all of the types but the combat is so awkward I'm not even sure which one I was doing best with.

    I could definitely tell that javelin + shield was a disgrace though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What are the best weapons to craft and build into?
      i like katanas because the game has hilarious anime style moves for them. the combat isn't one of the game's selling points, no need to overthink it or play it like dark souls.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      One hand axes is the most op for str
      Agility is like katana, bow

      Javelin and shield can be fun, i stack a huge amount of agi dmg and use legendary javelins.
      Most of the weapons stengths in this game come down to the combo animation

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's pure sex for people who like building things, but the battlepass eventually wore me down even though it's not so much a genuine battle pass as a "hey spawn enemies randomly for a few hours every week and we'll give you items" situation and the store having only absurdly overpriced items is greedy as frick.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you name a comfier feeling than joining old empty servers filled with abandoned player made castles and mansions that still have thralls patrolling?
    This is a true strand type game. Death Stranding can't even compete. Someone literally built a fricking border wall cutting off new players from an area forcing them to take the long way around.

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *