Considering buying one of these. Surely someone on?

Considering buying one of these
Surely someone on Ganker already has one and can give their impressions?
https://www.hxdoll.com/product/final-fantasy-vii-original-character-tifa-real-doll/

Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick do the IP owners sell the license for this shit?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd imagine they're not homosexuals like you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Being a turbovirgin is barely preferable to being a homosexual

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          So we agree

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sir, I do not believe the chinese company creating this real doll cares about silly concepts like intellectual property laws

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They don't China has no copyright laws, it's why they get away with the shit they do.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What are they gonna do sue some sweatshop in China?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why would i buy johnnys girlfriend doll

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    imagine Tifa getting pumped full of Black person SEED

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    has the face of a cosplayer, not Tifa enough for me

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Looks high quality, wonder what an actual purchase looks like. I had that one sex doll that was a meme for a while with the fat ass and bodysuit. Quite frankly it's the ultimate sex toy and you can always change the outfit/wigs to whatever you're feeling. I ended up tossing it for a living breathing zoomer cum-rag so don't worry about this being the end of the line for real relationships. It sure as frick scratches the itch of pounding into a hot 10, just whatever you do DON'T ignore any upkeep/maintenance you have to do. Things can get gross pretty quick in there

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what meme doll

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can you even lift it? Legitimately asking, not making fun of you, these things are heavy. Also where are you going to store it. This is going to be a corpse lying around. How are you even going to buy clothes for it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >How are you even going to buy clothes for it
      I would imagine through online stores, much the same way you'd get the doll itself

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Can you even lift it?
    Sure
    >Also where are you going to store it
    On my bed
    >How are you even going to buy clothes for it
    Clothes?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What if your parents visit you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They'll meet my spouse

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what does Tifa’s farts smell like

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >OP in a few years

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but also frick off
      Now jannies will close my thread

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its gross but shit like this is the reason I don't buy weird stuff. I will 100% end up like this and would really prefer to not have a bunch of waifu shit around the house when they scoop my remains in a bucket

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you care what happens after you're dead? Unless you're religious, in which case you probably shouldn't be doing those things anyway.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks he will be remembered forever
        Nobody will utter your name or think about you 10 to 100 years after you die, regardless of whether you are an unapologetic coomer or not.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Believe me when I tell you someone like that is remembered for the rest of the lives of the EMT that walks in. Do you honestly think the guy taking this pic

          >OP in a few years

          will EVER forget seeing this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the naked doll in the background
      It just gets worse every time I see this pic

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Check Best Sellers of 2022
    >Pic rel is 1st place
    Speaks volumes about proclivities of incels who's buying this type of chink silicon shit

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    have fun cleaning it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I would use a condom
      Don't want her to get pregnant

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        very responsible. wish you two the best

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >only $3k.
    I could buy this but I already feel shame for owning a Tenga. Do they make ones that look like Rebecca Chambers?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Great taste
      But no, sadly

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >There's a child laborer in a sweatshop in China assembling these

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You could have saved her. Instead, you chose to have sex with a literal DOLL.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >UK
      >"woman"
      >suicide
      Yeah, I don't think so

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