Considering buying one of these
Surely someone on Ganker already has one and can give their impressions?
https://www.hxdoll.com/product/final-fantasy-vii-original-character-tifa-real-doll/
Considering buying one of these
Surely someone on Ganker already has one and can give their impressions?
https://www.hxdoll.com/product/final-fantasy-vii-original-character-tifa-real-doll/
Why the frick do the IP owners sell the license for this shit?
I'd imagine they're not homosexuals like you
Being a turbovirgin is barely preferable to being a homosexual
So we agree
sir, I do not believe the chinese company creating this real doll cares about silly concepts like intellectual property laws
They don't China has no copyright laws, it's why they get away with the shit they do.
What are they gonna do sue some sweatshop in China?
why would i buy johnnys girlfriend doll
imagine Tifa getting pumped full of Black person SEED
has the face of a cosplayer, not Tifa enough for me
Looks high quality, wonder what an actual purchase looks like. I had that one sex doll that was a meme for a while with the fat ass and bodysuit. Quite frankly it's the ultimate sex toy and you can always change the outfit/wigs to whatever you're feeling. I ended up tossing it for a living breathing zoomer cum-rag so don't worry about this being the end of the line for real relationships. It sure as frick scratches the itch of pounding into a hot 10, just whatever you do DON'T ignore any upkeep/maintenance you have to do. Things can get gross pretty quick in there
what meme doll
Can you even lift it? Legitimately asking, not making fun of you, these things are heavy. Also where are you going to store it. This is going to be a corpse lying around. How are you even going to buy clothes for it.
>How are you even going to buy clothes for it
I would imagine through online stores, much the same way you'd get the doll itself
>Can you even lift it?
Sure
>Also where are you going to store it
On my bed
>How are you even going to buy clothes for it
Clothes?
What if your parents visit you
They'll meet my spouse
what does Tifa’s farts smell like
>OP in a few years
Yes, but also frick off
Now jannies will close my thread
Its gross but shit like this is the reason I don't buy weird stuff. I will 100% end up like this and would really prefer to not have a bunch of waifu shit around the house when they scoop my remains in a bucket
Why would you care what happens after you're dead? Unless you're religious, in which case you probably shouldn't be doing those things anyway.
>he thinks he will be remembered forever
Nobody will utter your name or think about you 10 to 100 years after you die, regardless of whether you are an unapologetic coomer or not.
Believe me when I tell you someone like that is remembered for the rest of the lives of the EMT that walks in. Do you honestly think the guy taking this pic
will EVER forget seeing this?
>the naked doll in the background
It just gets worse every time I see this pic
>Check Best Sellers of 2022
>Pic rel is 1st place
Speaks volumes about proclivities of incels who's buying this type of chink silicon shit
have fun cleaning it
I would use a condom
Don't want her to get pregnant
very responsible. wish you two the best
>only $3k.
I could buy this but I already feel shame for owning a Tenga. Do they make ones that look like Rebecca Chambers?
Great taste
But no, sadly
>There's a child laborer in a sweatshop in China assembling these
You could have saved her. Instead, you chose to have sex with a literal DOLL.
>UK
>"woman"
>suicide
Yeah, I don't think so