>thinking anyone gives a shit about some shitty indie game
lol, shilling has never been more obvious than this.
stfu or upload the game to mega and post link
Yet it's still the Harvest Moon clone with the most sexualized characters, tell me a single other that actually has side crotch showing like this including for female characters
>Dave the Diver >The Sims 4 >Disney Dreamlight Valley >Potion Craft
Come on now, some of that shit clearly isn't even in the same genre. No one would think of those things and like half of that list if they were thinking of Stardew clones.
dave the diver actually does have farming. it's a very non-standard farming game but it's still very loosely in the same genre. >find shit >plant shit >farm shit >sell shit
after a certain update the game stopped running on my computer and just gives me a unity crash error. oh well. I'm still busy with sandrock atm, so whatever
it's soulless. i'm the guys who bitches about the desert setting in every sandrock thread, but i hate the tropical setting island even more.
the characters are all the same, none fo them stand out, they all mesh into this faceless blob of "niceness".
the gameplay is good enough. it's the same as sdv, but also adds bug and fish catching for the musiem like in animal crossing
>they all mesh into this faceless blob of "niceness".
This is what bugged me about Stardew Valley. It doesn't really feel like you're in the village if the townsfolk are as happy with you mining for years as opposed to actually being involved with the community. I like conflict and big dramatic moments in my games.
Theres plenty of begruding NPCs in Coral Island so far from what ive seen. In Stardew the only real aggressive NPCs are Shane and Haley. Shane is more reclusive than mean.
In coral island so far: >Chef for the beach shack hates you to begin with >Rival Vineyard owners diss your shitty farm >multiple people laugh at your shitty fit and say youve obviously never farmed before >multiple apathetic or mean spirited people who could not give a shit about you >Multiple people confused you even came to the island since its in an utter state of nearing catastrophe
Theres nice people too, but overall it feels much more realistic.
It's because most characters have very subdued 'realistic' personalities. Contrast with a game like Rune Factory 3/4, which is undeniably more anime, but the 'bigger' personalities make it feel more like you're in a community.
Rune Factory 4 went above and beyond with that, since it had tons of little town subquests/events that go on for days. I remember if you play a dude one of the other dudes overhears that the bachelorettes are having a sleep over, so he ropes all the bros into a sleep over.
Are you fucking kidding me? One of the most popular complaints about SDV is that everyone is a cunt. And that's true. Everyone is a fucking cunt when you start out, just look at all the tards who get filtered by Haley.
No one in SDV is a cunt though aside from like two people. Im genuinely trying to struggle to think of more than a couple actual cuntish people. You would have to be genuinely schizominded to think anyone is being mean there.
Sandrock's romance system is actually complete now and has radiant quests when married. Coral Island is stuck at just being able to marry people as of this patch.
However, Sandrock is a story game, you play all the quests, then you quit because the post story is beyond boring.
Coral Island is like Stardew where you have little collectathons that last far longer and keep you engaged.
Unfortunately though Coral Island is pozzed out the ass >Mystery meat island with multiple divorcees and baggage kids >Your PC is forced to have chink eyes no matter what race you pick >Designed for the female audience, with every romanceable dude being a swarthy gigachad while you have some women who genuinely look like trannies and one who looks like a mystery meat abby from TLOU2
Gonna play it because its systems and collectathon looks indepth but rolled my eyes when the FIRST fucking whole town event was le ebil corporation moving in and every NPC having flavour text afterwards saying they'd never work with slimy evil corpos
>le ebil corporation moving in and every NPC having flavour text afterwards saying they'd never work with slimy evil corpos
isn't that a premise of every life sim?
>Designed for the female audience, with every romanceable dude being a swarthy gigachad while you have some women who genuinely look like trannies
isn't farm sims audience primarily just women and gay dudes? even stardew who's the biggest modern farm sim still seems to have a majority of female players.
>le ebil corporation moving in and every NPC having flavour text afterwards saying they'd never work with slimy evil corpos
Isn't that literally the plot of Stardew Valley? Been a while but I remember there was the super big evil corpo moving in trying to demolish ye olde stuff
are there unused goods? at least non super used goods?
obviously i expect the male LI to be uber used goods since thats what women want, but what about female LIs?
There are 3 attractive bachelorettes that ive found, which are these three. The others ranged from used goods to mystery meat to full on disgusting fat nigress who ofcourse they made an astronaut in training.
>astronaut in training. >just chills on the tropical island 24/7 doing nothing >i am totally training to be an austronaut!
at that point I backed away slowly because it became clear that she's mentally retarded
which farm sim has characters without "negative ass"? the japanese ones have all the girls looking like teens or children so that ain't it. stardew valley portraits don't even show an ass at all. so?
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Anonymous
>which farm sim has characters without "negative ass"?
stardew valley
The farming and romance sim genre is full of literal shit. I can count on one hand the good farming/romance games on steam and two of them are remakes of DS games.
Coral Island atleast has SOME good romance options and has a lot to do in it that feels good to play, its a ridiculous step up from most of the others
I used to work with a guy who looked like this. He told me to fire all of our tenured staff and hed find us a whole new roster of employees, he then failed his background check for felony child abuse charges
Wait wait wait. I remember this game, the cover used to shove the black character in your face. Now he's almost hidden? Did they realize they were losing sales because of it and changed the cover to be "less inclusive"?
>He's a useless retard but at least he isn't annoying
Honestly one of Sandrock's biggest positives is a likable roster of characters. Even the kind of annoying ones like Arvio can be fun.
Well, not Cattori. Cattori seems like a parody >single mother >annoying accent >scams you repeatedly
Glad the cover is honest with their representation of naggers. Don't have to waste time finding about it later in game. Also I don't see any dicky.
Verdict: game garbage and hidden on steam
dude... POST SOME FUCKING GAMEPLAY IMAGES OR WEBMS. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU COCKROACHES POST THREADS ABOUT NEW GAMES ONLY TO NEVER DISCUSS THE FUCKING GAMEPL,AY
this is literally just for women to feel good about themselves being ugly. ironically this character's sister who's not used good and apparently is your childhood friend is way better than her.
Yes, on a lot of women they dont go away entirely but most of the time instead go "silvery" and become next to impossible to notice unless youre actively doing so especially if youre fit and reduce your excess fat which she does.
I suppose theres a possibility she lost the genetic lottery despite her good habits.
Whats funny is that both of the "sporty" women in this game have massive downsides. Suki has a mutt daughter and stretch marks and Chaemi looks like a legit tranny
Yes, but merfolk romance, marriage and events are coming later.
You can still meet and talk with him in the underwater kingdom though and also get a mermaid tail yourself
>and also get a mermaid tail yourself
They just hand those out?
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
In EA you only got it after finishing the all the diving sections but it helps mobility immensely.
You could still make a shitload of money selling the purple kelp (indium or some shit) and drying seafood.
>get to mines >its dangerous heres a sword >Hmmmm its weird its almost like you have powers >mines have elevators >mines have next level holes hidden under rocks >monsters are weird ayylmaos
This literally ripped right from Stardew and its not even pretending
Stardew was a recreation of a series that hadnt had a good entry in 10 years. It also introduced multiple new aspects and streamlined the farming aspect significantly
You mean RF4 which came out like 9 years ago, Because RF5 was a massive stepback in every single aspect of a game, and the next genshin clone they are making looks just as shit
I wanna see a romanceable character popularity poll. I would bet my left nut that all the Blacks and brownies will be at the bottom, and all the white guys and asians at the top, much to the developer's dismay
The barabait is winning massively over all the women currently on the twitter likes, and he is white
The white shark guy is also another of the most popular ones, so yeah.
The brown and black are nowhere near as popular
no bears? shitty game
Anon... there's literally a speedo clad barafag bearbait
https://coralisland.fandom.com/wiki/Mark
>The brown and black are nowhere near as popular
Obviously the blacks aren't popular, but let's not pretend rafael and theo aren't also popular despite being brown
I went through a phase about a year ago where I tried every farming game on the market. When I got to Coral Island I thought it would be my favorite because it's the most deliberately "3d Stardew" of the genre and I thought the characters looked ok
but it ended up being one of my least favorite games. I didn't find a single character I liked and it all feels like it's trying SO hard to be Stardew but with shitty chink knockoff Pixar characters that it ends up having nothing redeeming itself.
idk I'm a pretty faggy individual, so when your gay game is too gay for me I think that's a problem
Story of Seasons is pretty good these days for farming stuff, assuming you have played Stardew to death and need something new. I still think Stardew is the gold standard.
I played My Time at Portia back then also and thought it was pretty good. Good enough that I want to check out Sandrock eventually even though it's not explicitly a farming game it scratches a similar itch
there's also a lot of kino looking stuff that's only in Chinese so we will never get to try them
>3d
I don't think I know what game that is. I tend to skip the ones that have furry shit and things like angel wings in the character creator, maybe that's why
Farming sim with a focus on conservation.
It isn't really all that bad, though. Some shit is kino like planting trees one year and seeing your progress in the next, or cleaning trash from the ocean floor.
its not AI. Its just being """"clever"""" with the cover art. They use the wave as a natural splitscreen; top is showing the island and the water section actually shows the ocean. I assume you can dive in the game??
Shitty site has turned into /misc/. None of these spergs are able to discuss a fucking video game without having some political aneurysm. You're all the same as twitter and reddit.
there's nothing to discuss. life simss gameplay doesn't lend itself to discussion, so you can only discuss waifus, and coral island's characters are shit, so there's nothing to discuss there either
Weird wokeshit game made SEA devs who made it extra woke because they're trying to capitalise, in their eyes, on current trends in Western markets. They pozzed it out the ass because they think westerners (americans) love trannies.
I played the nes and the gba HM games and I don't remember a hot pot event. Then again if other games have the same, it is still considered no original. But hey, hawaii and their hot pots, right?
>get to mines >its dangerous heres a sword >Hmmmm its weird its almost like you have powers >mines have elevators >mines have next level holes hidden under rocks >monsters are weird ayylmaos
This literally ripped right from Stardew and its not even pretending
>Meanwhile in Sandrock
Ok this is impressive plagiarism. What else does it steal from stardew?
>Spends half his day doing yoga next to the local market >spends the other half of his day petting farm animals
Hes in peak physical and mental conditioning
It's current year with some slightly futuristic tech
Basically the only thing that's otherwordly tech whise is the merfolk tech to heal coral
That teacher guy just has a prosthetic
How the fuck is it inclusive to give players hijabs? >My father and whole village will stone me to death if I ever show my hair to other men >Now I can finally live that nightmare in-game too!
Wouldn't people wanna escape that retarded religious bullshit in video games?
The people who shoehorn this shit in either dont understand why most women who wear hijabs have to wear them, or they just dont care. There is a lot of western propaganda that has convinced these people that it is a choice when everyone in the middle east is fully aware of the fact that it isnt. The women are brainwashed from birth to think that showing their hair is the worst possible idea, of course they arent going to all automatically just remove their hijab if they move to a country that wont stone them for it. I fucking hate mudslimes so fucking much.
The west have somehow turned hijabs from a keystone of oppression (which it still is in islam) to some "statement" of power for the woman wearing it.
It makes absolutely no sense, and its literally a headwear that represents sexism and slavery but whatever apparently its "empowering" now to wear a symbol of oppression
How the hell is this game made in Indonesia? It represents nothing like the islamic, conservative country that it is. Isn't porn also banned there? How do Indos feel about this game
>get cutscene >nagger store clerk setting up scarecrows to drum up business >Indo native mayor comes up, says the scarecrows are breaking regulation and to get rid of them because they'll scare kids somehow? >Black obliges begrudgingly >cutscene ends
I assumed the store clerk was gonna offer them to me instead but nope, no extra dialogue, just a weird as fuck scene. What was the purpose of that. Why was he even using scarecrows? Where did they go?
>game comes out
>someone makes a thread to discuss
>noooooo, you're advertising we need another slopawards thread!
>thinking anyone gives a shit about some shitty indie game
lol, shilling has never been more obvious than this.
stfu or upload the game to mega and post link
it's free on game pass
>it's free if you pay for it
everyone already has game pass lil bro
no they don't.
filthy consoomer
>free
>game pass
it's free on torrents
jail time is free, sure.
op is a homosexual
WOKEshit
Yet it's still the Harvest Moon clone with the most sexualized characters, tell me a single other that actually has side crotch showing like this including for female characters
Now post in-game art showing those "sexualized characters", shill.
>i-it's not woke
The character on the left is a tranny.
do you have any evidence to back up that claim?
i tried searching it up and it doesn't seem to be the case. she's just drawn weird.
alice and eva look cute to me, ngl
One of the most unappealing artstyles I've seen.
They're all mogged by the mermaid wife
>mystery meat tumblr mutt
>mystery meat
>game literally takes place in notIndonesia
I'm too white to care about such third world shitholes
>I'm too white to care about such third world shitholes
You're American and your country is a third world shithole.
>vacant thousand yard stare
A perfect reflection of the soulless leftist devs.
Can you have a kid with her? Where does the dick go?
she lays roe and then you just splurge over it. the dick doesn't go anywhere
You can marry and live underwater as opposed to the pond stuck HM DS merwife
>You can marry and live underwater
how the fuck does that work? how do you breathe?
>flat as a board
Weird definition of mogging.
Are all the heroines just as flat?
>Tumblr nose
Into the trash
You should try not being obsessed with trannies.
>OBSESSED!
meanwhile, in the game
nagger if having a bit of shoulders is literally sending you tranny vibes you should probably fix that shit and come out as trans
>a bit
Women don't have broad shoulders.
>broad shoulders, narrow hips
>tranny vibes
>you're trans
Lol. Lmao even. YWNBARW
>sexualized troons
InCase should have made the art
no incase no buy
or maybe CherryGig
Now that you mention it, the art does look a few steps away from incase.
>CherryGig
is she InCase girlfriend or was it someone else? i remember two artist imitating him and one of the was his gf
i-i-IS THAT naggerINO
IN MY VIDEO GAMES
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
nagger MAN SAVE ME!
>body type bullshit
>but can choose to be a buff dude instead of a twinky little boy
hm
Why can' t Body Type A be topless??
because it has breasts
But why can a fat body type B be topless? How about a type B with that one condition that causes them to grow breasts?
>can be a buff big mchueg dude
>can't be a buff big mcheug amazon
into the trash
What exactly is the issue in your picture?
Ah yes the 3 genders
>woman
>twink
>man
>body mass
the middle one is clearly supposed to be non binary or some shit
IS THAT *inhales* ANOTHER FARM GAME?! FUCK YEEEEEEEEEES
Are there that many farm games? I don't recall that many releasing after Stardew. There's those My Time at games, and the new RF.
truly an underrepresented genre
>Dave the Diver
>The Sims 4
>Disney Dreamlight Valley
>Potion Craft
Come on now, some of that shit clearly isn't even in the same genre. No one would think of those things and like half of that list if they were thinking of Stardew clones.
>CMON TWO OF THOSE GAMES DONT EVEN HAVE FARMING!!!!
buy an ad
>stardew clones
have a nice day zoomer
dave the diver actually does have farming. it's a very non-standard farming game but it's still very loosely in the same genre.
>find shit
>plant shit
>farm shit
>sell shit
yep. it's a farming game.
Witchbrook when?
habbo hotel vibes
>brown character
>transflag
yeah nah this aint it.
Your meds
Traveller's rest is great
Half of those aren't even HM style farm sims.
Refunded once I saw the main town had fag flag banners everywhere.
Bullshit. Pics or it didn't happen.
No Jas archetype no buy.
here's your Jas, bro
new 'jak just dropped
I won’t buy it until co op is out. Sorry not sorry.
>psychopath island
girls look like disney coloring book, guys look like the KONICHIWA DUDE comic
looks like shit, why should I get excited? Sell me your game properly, OP
>can't romance and marry the med gigachad despite the fact you can his ex wife
>used goods marriageable
That's a western game, alright. Any non used goods available to marry?
>you can see up his nostrils
for what purpose
it's indonesian
disco elysium if he capitalist
why are the proportions so weird? huge ass head to that tiny waist ratio lol
disney proportions
Not even nu disney slop is that bad, and it wasn't anywhere near it back in its prime.
is it fun anon? I saw it on Gamepass. is it the same devs as that Disney game?
No clue, I'm just building my character and starting out now but wanted to hear what people who played the EA thought
>is it the same devs as that Disney game
no, they just hired an artist that does disney style characters as their chara designer for some reason.
Still playing sandrock.
This game is woke. I can tell by the art style. It's the same way you can tell NTR art from other art.
I'll wait for Stardew 1.6.
I wish the stardew valley porn mod was better and more complete...
after a certain update the game stopped running on my computer and just gives me a unity crash error. oh well. I'm still busy with sandrock atm, so whatever
Ooooh, so that's why you've been brining this shit game up in every unrelated life sim thread for the past week or so
The 2D is barely ok
the 3d models are like those old XBOX Live avatars, utterly souless shit
>those broad ass shoulders
Either tranny or this artist can't draw.
>those tattoos
is this bitch a yakuza or something?
SHE SO FLAT HOLY SEXOOOOOOOOOOOO
These two posts were made by the same person.
SEX
SEX WITH YURI
test
>2d artist has so many amateur mistakes
>3d models looks like generic slop
It's either someone who copies 'the modern Disney style' or the artist that does that herself and she was phoning it in.
Woke. It's Woke.
gee, what gave it away?
The coal burning single mother.
How is the game compared to My time at Sandrock? What about romances?
it's soulless. i'm the guys who bitches about the desert setting in every sandrock thread, but i hate the tropical setting island even more.
the characters are all the same, none fo them stand out, they all mesh into this faceless blob of "niceness".
the gameplay is good enough. it's the same as sdv, but also adds bug and fish catching for the musiem like in animal crossing
are there any settings you don't hate
yes
>they all mesh into this faceless blob of "niceness".
This is what bugged me about Stardew Valley. It doesn't really feel like you're in the village if the townsfolk are as happy with you mining for years as opposed to actually being involved with the community. I like conflict and big dramatic moments in my games.
Theres plenty of begruding NPCs in Coral Island so far from what ive seen. In Stardew the only real aggressive NPCs are Shane and Haley. Shane is more reclusive than mean.
In coral island so far:
>Chef for the beach shack hates you to begin with
>Rival Vineyard owners diss your shitty farm
>multiple people laugh at your shitty fit and say youve obviously never farmed before
>multiple apathetic or mean spirited people who could not give a shit about you
>Multiple people confused you even came to the island since its in an utter state of nearing catastrophe
Theres nice people too, but overall it feels much more realistic.
It's because most characters have very subdued 'realistic' personalities. Contrast with a game like Rune Factory 3/4, which is undeniably more anime, but the 'bigger' personalities make it feel more like you're in a community.
Rune Factory 4 went above and beyond with that, since it had tons of little town subquests/events that go on for days. I remember if you play a dude one of the other dudes overhears that the bachelorettes are having a sleep over, so he ropes all the bros into a sleep over.
Are you fucking kidding me? One of the most popular complaints about SDV is that everyone is a cunt. And that's true. Everyone is a fucking cunt when you start out, just look at all the tards who get filtered by Haley.
Perhaps the cunt level of Ganker is so high I didn't really see the cute pixel people of SD as being all that confrontational.
Even Haley wasn't terrible, she was just isolated and aimless. Ended up marrying her so she'd have a purpose.
you're a good man
No one in SDV is a cunt though aside from like two people. Im genuinely trying to struggle to think of more than a couple actual cuntish people. You would have to be genuinely schizominded to think anyone is being mean there.
Sandrock's romance system is actually complete now and has radiant quests when married. Coral Island is stuck at just being able to marry people as of this patch.
However, Sandrock is a story game, you play all the quests, then you quit because the post story is beyond boring.
Coral Island is like Stardew where you have little collectathons that last far longer and keep you engaged.
Unfortunately though Coral Island is pozzed out the ass
>Mystery meat island with multiple divorcees and baggage kids
>Your PC is forced to have chink eyes no matter what race you pick
>Designed for the female audience, with every romanceable dude being a swarthy gigachad while you have some women who genuinely look like trannies and one who looks like a mystery meat abby from TLOU2
Gonna play it because its systems and collectathon looks indepth but rolled my eyes when the FIRST fucking whole town event was le ebil corporation moving in and every NPC having flavour text afterwards saying they'd never work with slimy evil corpos
>le ebil corporation moving in and every NPC having flavour text afterwards saying they'd never work with slimy evil corpos
isn't that a premise of every life sim?
>Designed for the female audience, with every romanceable dude being a swarthy gigachad while you have some women who genuinely look like trannies
isn't farm sims audience primarily just women and gay dudes? even stardew who's the biggest modern farm sim still seems to have a majority of female players.
>le ebil corporation moving in and every NPC having flavour text afterwards saying they'd never work with slimy evil corpos
Isn't that literally the plot of Stardew Valley? Been a while but I remember there was the super big evil corpo moving in trying to demolish ye olde stuff
Yes, but Stardew fucked it up because Pierre is an unlikable cunt.
Apparently "it's fine" because "other games do the same too"
are there unused goods? at least non super used goods?
obviously i expect the male LI to be uber used goods since thats what women want, but what about female LIs?
There are 3 attractive bachelorettes that ive found, which are these three. The others ranged from used goods to mystery meat to full on disgusting fat nigress who ofcourse they made an astronaut in training.
kek yeah, this homosexual artist can't draw females.
>astronaut in training.
>just chills on the tropical island 24/7 doing nothing
>i am totally training to be an austronaut!
at that point I backed away slowly because it became clear that she's mentally retarded
>negative ass on two of them, the third probably too but it is covered by the skirt. that she's wearing over her pants?
which farm sim has characters without "negative ass"? the japanese ones have all the girls looking like teens or children so that ain't it. stardew valley portraits don't even show an ass at all. so?
>which farm sim has characters without "negative ass"?
stardew valley
Those are some very narrow hips
>no hips
i was right on deleting this shit from my wishlist
>this game is pozzed out the ass
>I'm still gonna play it
lol
The farming and romance sim genre is full of literal shit. I can count on one hand the good farming/romance games on steam and two of them are remakes of DS games.
Coral Island atleast has SOME good romance options and has a lot to do in it that feels good to play, its a ridiculous step up from most of the others
i'm playing sandrock right now for the first time, is there a lot to do after the initial story ends?
no, unless you wanna decorate and build a house, but the story is quite long. You'll probably clock around 70 hours when you finish
I just fought the worm in the tunnel. How much is left?
HUHBROS MY PEEPEE IS GETTING HARD FROM THIS WOKE SHIT
Does every "female" have broad shoulders?
>shoulders wider than hips by a large amount
It's a tranny.
i think the artist is just a hack that makes all woman look like trannies by giving them bodybuilder wide shoulders
ah, so the artist just can't draw non-troons. very inclusive
Its obviously a gay homosexual artist.
It's weird how everything this artist draws looks soft and feminine.
I used to work with a guy who looked like this. He told me to fire all of our tenured staff and hed find us a whole new roster of employees, he then failed his background check for felony child abuse charges
the artist they hired literally only drew jacked bara version of disney men before this game, I think they just can't draw women period.
>didn't even bother to remove the extra colors coming out of her sides
Jesus christ
Why the fuck are her shoulders so broad?
some chicks have broad shoulders
usually athletes like swimmers
Not that broad. Compare it to her hips.
stardew 2.0 won
Sandkock'd
That had a headstart. Give Coral Island some time.
Wait wait wait. I remember this game, the cover used to shove the black character in your face. Now he's almost hidden? Did they realize they were losing sales because of it and changed the cover to be "less inclusive"?
No, the game just came out of EA.
And justice is a good character. Watch your mouth, bitch.
>is a good character
Why did they hide him then?
Because (you) are more important.
He's in the background near the horse
He's a useless retard but at least he isn't annoying
>He's a useless retard but at least he isn't annoying
Honestly one of Sandrock's biggest positives is a likable roster of characters. Even the kind of annoying ones like Arvio can be fun.
Well, not Cattori. Cattori seems like a parody
>single mother
>annoying accent
>scams you repeatedly
i thought you were talking about the cat game but it was just the fucking tumblr human shit fuck
Glad the cover is honest with their representation of naggers. Don't have to waste time finding about it later in game. Also I don't see any dicky.
Verdict: game garbage and hidden on steam
>Also I don't see any dicky.
game of trannies by the trannies for the trannies
With the global housing shortage, have you ever considered charging rent?
dude... POST SOME FUCKING GAMEPLAY IMAGES OR WEBMS. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU COCKROACHES POST THREADS ABOUT NEW GAMES ONLY TO NEVER DISCUSS THE FUCKING GAMEPL,AY
it's just a life sim, they all have the same gameplay. and the game doesn't look particularly good. The best part about it is the horrendous art
Am I doing something wrong? I tried to make my guy's eyes blue but even the bluest I can make them still looks dark as shit
>Am I doing something wrong
yeah, you're playing pozzedslop
Ah so our characters will still end up being the ugliest people on the island.
JANNY TRANNY REMOVED ALL POSTS STATING THAT OP IS A SHILL
JANNY TRANNY IS A homosexual AS USUAL
whichever janny is on shift needs to take a fuckin pill and back off
NO JAS!
Based sandrockers linking up
>Meanwhile in Sandrock
Lmao.
https://coralisland.fandom.com/wiki/Suki
You can tell this artist only draws primarily males kek
>tranny body
>man face
>man pose
>stretch marks
what the fuck is this shit
Stretch marks from pregnancy, literally
I know what stretch marks are you doofus.
boy do I hate this lefty homosexualry of pretending something unattractive is beautiful.
this is literally just for women to feel good about themselves being ugly. ironically this character's sister who's not used good and apparently is your childhood friend is way better than her.
>and apparently is your childhood friend
she's not. she is a childhood friend with an ugliest nig on the island tho
>has a better looking twin sister that isn't pozzed
>chooses to whine and rage about the pozzed one instead
Surely a self-insert. They want you to love their "marks" irl
Don't these heal to some extent?
Not really in some cases.
Yes, on a lot of women they dont go away entirely but most of the time instead go "silvery" and become next to impossible to notice unless youre actively doing so especially if youre fit and reduce your excess fat which she does.
I suppose theres a possibility she lost the genetic lottery despite her good habits.
Whats funny is that both of the "sporty" women in this game have massive downsides. Suki has a mutt daughter and stretch marks and Chaemi looks like a legit tranny
>Chaemi
Is she supposed to be israeli?
>looks like a tranny
Except she doesn't. The only two that actually look like trannies are the lesbo couple with retarded pronouns.
WHY IS THE ART IN THIS GAME SO UGLY
farm games are supposed to be cozy! the art in this is just so bland and the characters are so yuck! i would play if it actually looked good
What are some gaymes where you can marry a hot merman
Why do the female mermaids look like islanders while this guy looks like a normal white guy?
This game is for colonization fetish. It's made by SEA dev, I believe.
they wanted to make the male mermaid romance actually attractive
does he have a shark benis? those are quite big
He has two
Because he is a WHITE shark
can you really romance him?
yeah, though I'm not sure if the mermaid romances are in the game yet
Yes, but merfolk romance, marriage and events are coming later.
You can still meet and talk with him in the underwater kingdom though and also get a mermaid tail yourself
Yes, two of them
>and also get a mermaid tail yourself
They just hand those out?
In EA you only got it after finishing the all the diving sections but it helps mobility immensely.
You could still make a shitload of money selling the purple kelp (indium or some shit) and drying seafood.
Does this game have titties? If not, there's any number of farming/life sim games I could be playing instead.
If you want a farm sim with titties check out Cornucopia.
>get to mines
>its dangerous heres a sword
>Hmmmm its weird its almost like you have powers
>mines have elevators
>mines have next level holes hidden under rocks
>monsters are weird ayylmaos
This literally ripped right from Stardew and its not even pretending
The whole thing is just a Stardew clone, even the town is laid out very similar fuck even the timetables of the shops are the same.
and shitty stardew is a harvest moon clone, your point?
Stardew was a recreation of a series that hadnt had a good entry in 10 years. It also introduced multiple new aspects and streamlined the farming aspect significantly
>It also introduced multiple new aspects and streamlined the farming aspect significantly
elaborate
>Sprinklers
>Farm buildings that arent cancer to maneuver around
>Animal ranching is simple
>fish ponds
>Industrial options
so basically nothing
>basically nothing
I accept your concession brother
you joke but thats just how bad natsume/marvelous handled the genre they themselves had defined. anything new was greatly valued.
Stardew and this are just barebone from what you get from Rune factory
You mean RF4 which came out like 9 years ago, Because RF5 was a massive stepback in every single aspect of a game, and the next genshin clone they are making looks just as shit
I wanna see a romanceable character popularity poll. I would bet my left nut that all the Blacks and brownies will be at the bottom, and all the white guys and asians at the top, much to the developer's dismay
You'd be wrong
Heres the romance list to compare:https://coralisland.fandom.com/wiki/Romance
>those pathetic amount of votes
this has like 7k reviews on steam, we can get a better poll than that
good lord these characters
pepe the frog lookin ass
He's just doing the meme pose.
I think all the girls except that black one one the bottom right look cute.
>first one looks like the "Im about tot cum~" Black
only Eva is cute, the rest are all ugly
god I hate this tumblr artstyle
fags really can't make anything appealing huh
circled the ones worth dating
>top 10 are mostly white, asian witha couple of Hispanics
>all the naggers are at the bottom
so i was correct?
The barabait is winning massively over all the women currently on the twitter likes, and he is white
The white shark guy is also another of the most popular ones, so yeah.
The brown and black are nowhere near as popular
Anon... there's literally a speedo clad barafag bearbait
https://coralisland.fandom.com/wiki/Mark
yeah but he's not fat enough, so no bears
>The brown and black are nowhere near as popular
Obviously the blacks aren't popular, but let's not pretend rafael and theo aren't also popular despite being brown
>theo
>brown
he's an asian, you absolute buffoon. the brownish colour is because he's tanned due to being a fisherman
There's brown asians you retard, this game is literally made by indogs. But yes in Theo's particular case it's just a tan.
funny how none of the whites have a tan
I went through a phase about a year ago where I tried every farming game on the market. When I got to Coral Island I thought it would be my favorite because it's the most deliberately "3d Stardew" of the genre and I thought the characters looked ok
but it ended up being one of my least favorite games. I didn't find a single character I liked and it all feels like it's trying SO hard to be Stardew but with shitty chink knockoff Pixar characters that it ends up having nothing redeeming itself.
idk I'm a pretty faggy individual, so when your gay game is too gay for me I think that's a problem
What were your favorites out of the lot?
Story of Seasons is pretty good these days for farming stuff, assuming you have played Stardew to death and need something new. I still think Stardew is the gold standard.
I played My Time at Portia back then also and thought it was pretty good. Good enough that I want to check out Sandrock eventually even though it's not explicitly a farming game it scratches a similar itch
there's also a lot of kino looking stuff that's only in Chinese so we will never get to try them
how's the game where you play as a witch? It's 3d, and that's all i remember about it
>3d
I don't think I know what game that is. I tend to skip the ones that have furry shit and things like angel wings in the character creator, maybe that's why
Angel wings are nice though.
I found it. It's called the Witch of Fern Island
Looks cool. What's it about?
OK but how cute are the boys?
I only like 3, and one of them is a fish
Ah. OK. Thanks. Honestly i more like the slim dorky kind of boys.
But the girls are fine enough for me to give the game a try.
Most are muscular or fit gigachad jaw characters, there's also a designated kpop bait male
no bears? shitty game
there's only one twink and it's a kpop reject, but if you're into muscular dudes there's some good choices
recommend me some stardew mods
The only mods you need.
https://rentry.org/anonstardewmods
What is that game even about?
Farming sim with a focus on conservation.
It isn't really all that bad, though. Some shit is kino like planting trees one year and seeing your progress in the next, or cleaning trash from the ocean floor.
>Some shit is kino
>cleaning trash from the ocean floor.
yeah.....super kino
Paid advertisement thread. Take your tranny Stardew clone and fuck off.
ai image
its not AI. Its just being """"clever"""" with the cover art. They use the wave as a natural splitscreen; top is showing the island and the water section actually shows the ocean. I assume you can dive in the game??
Looks like it from what another anon said. There's merfolk.
you can. and yeah, they tried being clever, but failed
yeah theres underwater areas with mermaids
Use this thread as a drinking contest. Take a shot every time the word tranny is regurgitated.
that's not a thread specific drinking game, just Ganker in general
what the fuck
Wait until you get to the clothing shop in game. Your male buff character can wear virgin killer sweaters and sports bras
>Your male buff character can wear virgin killer sweaters
I will now buy your game
those are clearly meant for women so i can kinda get it
but what the fuck is this fruity ass beard
why do all these games absolutely fail to implement beards and moustaches? They alwasy look like cheap badly made props
main target audiance of these games is women, men don't care as much about customization and those who do often play as women anyway
Shitty site has turned into /misc/. None of these spergs are able to discuss a fucking video game without having some political aneurysm. You're all the same as twitter and reddit.
there's nothing to discuss. life simss gameplay doesn't lend itself to discussion, so you can only discuss waifus, and coral island's characters are shit, so there's nothing to discuss there either
Sorry dude but your game is a pozzed piece of shit. Try discord or twitter if you want to talk about it since that's the target audience.
Gaslighting the post
>LGBBQT friendly
>not disabled friendly
Uhhh crippledbros our response?
can you fuck the mermaid
Does it have anything of note or is it just another harvest moon clone?
it has one of the worst art direction and writing in the genre, so there's that
Looks like pozzed shit, not a fan of the artstyle at all.
what is this? stardew valley stye game? post gameplay
>there's a body mass slider that controls how fat your character is
>but no breast slider for big booba
LMAO
Big boobs are sexist, chudcel.
the price is a bit steep for this type of game
redpill me on it?
Weird wokeshit game made SEA devs who made it extra woke because they're trying to capitalise, in their eyes, on current trends in Western markets. They pozzed it out the ass because they think westerners (americans) love trannies.
It made 1m+ alone on kickstarter, take your meds, sweatie
You just agreed with my point, retard. I hope these devs cut and run, imagine how much that's worth in indog dollars.
>positive reception on steam since EA
>constant dev updates since Kickstarter
Use your words retard, instead of saying nothing, homosexual
I have literally nothing to contribute...
>hot pot
Isn't this the same Stardew do in their game? Are they copying content from other games as well?
nigga that has been a thing since the first Harvest Moon game
I played the nes and the gba HM games and I don't remember a hot pot event. Then again if other games have the same, it is still considered no original. But hey, hawaii and their hot pots, right?
i heard they copied farming, ranching, romance, and children from stardew too
Fair enough
Ok this is impressive plagiarism. What else does it steal from stardew?
Do you like aliens?
>all those dogs
YJK
>stealing the "aliens are real and you can read books about them by a professor dude" thing from Stardew
I'm actually a little mad now.
I know nothing about this game except one bitch has gross ass stretch marks
GROSS I THOUGHT THAT WAS SOME SHITTY THOT TATTOO
>shitty thot tattoo
In a way, it is.
>can't romance chad construction worker
Is the game woke? Just wondering if it has a bunch of gay and gendered shit in it.
Look at the flag in
well thats sad
ocean really is dirty
Just like real life. Buy another Tesla though. That'll fix it.
>ugly character designs
No thanks
>woke
>racist
>ugly
>expensive
Yeah fuck no
How smelly is his uncut hippie cock
this guy looks like the sleaziest fag i've ever seen
half expect him to try selling me a used car
>Spends half his day doing yoga next to the local market
>spends the other half of his day petting farm animals
Hes in peak physical and mental conditioning
I am living in the ocean
That guy looks like a fucking chad ngl
Yes, with my shark boyfriend/husband
>teacher is cyborg chad
what's the setting of the game supposed to be? i thought it was modern with some fantasy-ish stuff, but there's random futuristic things too?
A little bit of everything even if doesn't make sense. They only care for the money after all.
It's current year with some slightly futuristic tech
Basically the only thing that's otherwordly tech whise is the merfolk tech to heal coral
That teacher guy just has a prosthetic
How the fuck is it inclusive to give players hijabs?
>My father and whole village will stone me to death if I ever show my hair to other men
>Now I can finally live that nightmare in-game too!
Wouldn't people wanna escape that retarded religious bullshit in video games?
The people who shoehorn this shit in either dont understand why most women who wear hijabs have to wear them, or they just dont care. There is a lot of western propaganda that has convinced these people that it is a choice when everyone in the middle east is fully aware of the fact that it isnt. The women are brainwashed from birth to think that showing their hair is the worst possible idea, of course they arent going to all automatically just remove their hijab if they move to a country that wont stone them for it. I fucking hate mudslimes so fucking much.
The west have somehow turned hijabs from a keystone of oppression (which it still is in islam) to some "statement" of power for the woman wearing it.
It makes absolutely no sense, and its literally a headwear that represents sexism and slavery but whatever apparently its "empowering" now to wear a symbol of oppression
so I shouldn't get this game? how is the actual gameplay itself? I like farming/"cozy" games
its stardew valley to the point that it almost feels like plagiarizing but it has underwater areas and AC bug catching
>stardew ripoff with bug catching and underwater
the characters look really fucking bad but I do like the sound of that
I'm busy playing Sandrock which is shockingly good, Coral Island's graphics and portraits aren't really drawing me in
call me when they make a mod that makes everyone cute anthro boys.
>LGTBQRSTUVWXYZ!
and dropped
How the hell is this game made in Indonesia? It represents nothing like the islamic, conservative country that it is. Isn't porn also banned there? How do Indos feel about this game
homosexual art is a red flag.
>get cutscene
>nagger store clerk setting up scarecrows to drum up business
>Indo native mayor comes up, says the scarecrows are breaking regulation and to get rid of them because they'll scare kids somehow?
>Black obliges begrudgingly
>cutscene ends
I assumed the store clerk was gonna offer them to me instead but nope, no extra dialogue, just a weird as fuck scene. What was the purpose of that. Why was he even using scarecrows? Where did they go?
>can't romance female NPC with most revealing outfit and booby so far
Dont forget the receptionist for Pufferfish. Biggest tits in town and shes a non friendship NPC
It's funny that the random npcs can mog the friendlies
A member of the Brotherhood of Steel?