Could Link stop Zelda if she went evil?

Could Link stop Zelda if she went evil?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, he'd still simp for her.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this an in-game model?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe? Zelda would probably be at her least powerful if she were to go evil since the power of the goddess is intended explicitly to banish evil. It'd be like trying to drown a shark. And the Master Sword also exists explicitly to banish evil so Zelda as a villain would ironically be more codependent than she ever was.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I imagine evil Zelda would somehow channel her goddess powers into malice

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Let's say for sake of argument that Zelda's powers were inverted and that evil Zelda can banish Light rather than evil. Link, strictly speaking, isn't a being of light. He's more like an empowered muggle. Yes his arms are divine in nature but Link himself is always just an extremely skilled dude. But okay this does give Zelda an advantage in that she can break the Master Sword, Link's most consistent weapon. Except not really. There's a reason Zelda doesn't just sashay into Ganondorf's castle each time. It's because she's just as susceptible to being bludgeoned by heavy objects as anyone else. So as long as Link has access to commonly made tools, Zelda is still in a bad spot when it comes to dealing with Link. And I think Ganondorf can testify no obstacle course of death traps can keep Link out for long.

        So yeah evil Zelda would need help. A lot of help. Some sort of way of negating Link's natural martial skill.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why wouldn't Zelda (especially an evil counterpart) have martial skills as well? Being the reincarnation of a goddess should count.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Zelda's with martial skills have always been in the minority. Tetra by virtue of being a pirate? I never played TP but I remember seeing that Zelda with a sword.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah probably not BotW though because he's such a muh fee fee little twink b***h

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kys ganoncuck

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She would have no powers if she's evil, and she's not exactly known for her brains. In fact, I think she has less than average intelligence.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Master Sword is the "Blade of Evil's Bane", so yes. All darkness cleaves before the sacred sword.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    elfussy would turn any man evil

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hylians aren't elves.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all dagger ears are elves to me

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cool but that doesn't make them actual elves though.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, i know. but it doesnt matter, does it?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, it kinda does in the sense that blackface doesn't actually make you black.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Zelda even need her powers to frick up Link?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and progressively more power than she normally has depending on which Link. ALTTP and OoT/MM Link in particular would absolutely shit stomp her.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Link is a midget twink compared to her

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          BotW and TP Link are the only Links smaller than their respective Zeldas. OoT is bigger than his Zelda.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm talking about BOTW/TOTK Zelda yes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its so fricking funny arguing with the zelda troons on here claiming that botw/totk link is somehow "muscular" and "not effeminate" i dont know what turbo copium you must inhale to hold that belief. link looks like a fricking homosexual and you have to just admit that

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Switch Zelda is just too hot. They knew what they were doing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      switch zelda isn't even the hottest zelda, in fact, she's the worst

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah she's easily the hottest

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        let's be real, the hottest "Zelda" isn't even Zelda.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, only strong Zelda ever was OoT one and she was still captured

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lighting makes her look like Lisa Simpson

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda being fricked by Raurus massive wiener which corkscrew like a pigs, has spines like a feline, and knots like a canine

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Be Phantom Ganon
      >Disguise as Zelda
      >Try to seduce Link to kill him when he's vulnerable
      >Successfully seduce him, but he has no openings
      >Link's goddess-blessed sacred sperm is heavily corrosive to evil
      >Die mid-coitus and explode in a blast of black and red energy
      >Link: "Dammit! Not again!"

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hilda?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was hardly evil to be fair but she did have more stones than Zelda by a mile even if what she did was stupid.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Really enjoyed ALBW, me and my brother had been talking about an inverted triforce of Madness, Weakness, and Cowardice as a concept before the game came out, and Hilda and Ravio fit Madness and Cowardice pretty well, Yuga as Weakness is a bit of a stretch though.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for anal only

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Disgusting
      Pussy is perfect and feels infinitely better without the sepsis from shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Zelda(s) reacting to the request for anal.jpg

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Built for BBC

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your axe wound? yeah, the blacks can have that

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see mineru in that outfit

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay. Hear me out. What if all other female characters came together to stop Link from joining Bad Girl Zelda?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Implying she is not evil already
    >Female
    >Not evil

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Princess Ruto > Saria > Zelda

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She already is evil, she let 99% of her subjects burn and die because boohoo muh emotions...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is she so evil?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More like the goddess held her powers hostage until Mipha died to ensure her reincarnation would have Link to herself

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lets be real, if a man was traveling around with a woman like zelda in the middle of nowhere she'd be getting fricked multiple times per day

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda is a lazy prostitute.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Link PoV

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did Link ever kill women in his video games?
    I can think of the elderly witches boss in OoT, that's about it...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Veran.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the manly urge to protect women
    Why are simps like this?

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    link can barely stop ganon from dressing him up like one of his prostitutes, dolling him up with blue lipstick, and fricking him up the ass

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Built for bokoblin gangbangs

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Link FRICKS that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Link is too busy to have sex with Zelda

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nice try link

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        link is a wiener-caged homosexual incapable of pleasing a woman. why would nintendo design him so womanly and effeminate otherwise?

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mating press

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wild

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Easily

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes. link could stop any evil

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cute banana

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